CHAPTER VIII

THE ’CORDEEN COMES.

THAT afternoon Bert brought an express package to Minerva.

To _her_ it was a package of sunlight.

In _fact_ it was the accordeon.

As soon as Minerva opened the bundle she stopped cooking dinner

and began to play on her beloved instrument. Such sounds I had

hoped never to hear again, and I went out into the kitchen and

told her that I was sorry, but that I could not stand it in the

house.

She looked up from the instrument, and there was a world of

appeal in her eyes. I had never seen so much expression in them.

Music certainly had power over her.

“Oh, Mist. Vernon, it’ll be dark after the dishes is washed, an’

I don’ dah go in the woods,” said she. “I’ll play sof’.”

“Yes, but you’ll delay dinner.”

She actually came over and laid her brown hand on my sleeve.

“Mist. Vernon,” said she, in honey tones, “I’m on’y gettin’

dinner at five to please myse’f. If I git it at six Mis. Vernon

will like it better. She said so. I won’t play long.”

But I was determined not to listen to such music as that in the

house. So I went out doors.

Ethel was sitting at the window of her bedroom. When she saw me

she put her hands to her ears and made a grimace.

I made signs to her to come down.

“Let us be diplomatic,” said I, when she had come down stairs.

“Let us go for a long walk.”

The hideous “upside down music” assailed us until we were fully

a half a mile away.

“Ethel,” said I, “we haven’t gone about this matter of keeping

Minerva in the right way.”

“Meaning what?” said Ethel.

“Meaning that we are trying to make her like a thing she does

not understand. The country is an unknown land to her. We must

try to make her acquainted with it, and perhaps she will love it

so much that we will have hard work getting her to go back with

us.”

“Well, goodness, that is hardly worth striving for,” said Ethel.

“There are only three months up here, but there are nine months

in the city, and we want her there.”

“Well, we won’t educate her up to that point, then, but we must

do something to make her more contented. She is just as much a

human being as you and I, and I dare say that her summer is just

as much to her as ours is to us. We are depriving her of

recreation pier amusements, of ice cream, of band concerts, and

what are we giving her in return? We ought to go out and get

some one of her own colour to come and call on her.”

“Don’t be absurd, Philip. Minerva is not a farce.”

“No, she is only getting to be a tragedy. But I’m not absurd.

Next to Minerva’s love for the city is her love for people. If

we can’t make her love the country, we may be able to make her

love the people of the country, and I am going to ask Bert if

there is not some respectable man or woman who could be hired to

come here and call on Minerva every day.”

Ethel looked at me expecting to see a twinkle or so in one or

another of my eyes, but I was not thinking of twinkling. I never

was so much in earnest. Minerva was plainly sorry that she had

been impertinent and I was going to be eminently just.

We dismissed Minerva from our thoughts, or at least I, man-like

dismissed her from mine. I don’t suppose that Ethel was able to

do so, but we did not talk of her again, preferring to drink in

the beauties of nature and call each other’s attention to each

draught. Rare is that nature lover who can silently absorb the

loveliness of a landscape.

Nor would I laugh at those who call on their companions for

corroboration of their views as to views. It is simply another

way of sharing delights, and that man who gobbles up a landscape

and never comments upon it is not likely to have kept silence

from Japanese motives. They say that the Japanese take the

appreciation of beauty so much as a matter of course that they

never refer to the rapturous tints in an orchard of peach

blossoms or the tender greens of a spring landscape, feeling

that it would be an insult to invite attention where attention

was already bestowed; but with us of the West, when a man

refrains from speaking about this lordly oak or that graceful

dip of hill, or those clouds dying on the horizon in every

conceivable colour, the chances are that he is thinking of his

business affairs, and the clouds die and the hills dip and the

tree spreads not for him.

Many of these graceful thoughts I expressed in fitting words to

Ethel, so it will be seen that our walk was not without

interest, and as she in turn said many quotable things, which I

now forget, the walk was prolonged until to our astonishment we

found that it was seven.

“Hungry as a bear?” asked I.

“Indeed I am. Probably Minerva has been holding dinner in the

oven this half hour, and it will not be fit to eat.”

We hastened our steps, and in a few minutes our home burst upon

us—also more strains from the accordeon—together with plunks

from a banjo.

We heard the plunks before we saw who was supplying them, but in

a moment the musician was seen to be seated upon the front

verandah.

He was a tall, good-looking mulatto, and I at once recognized

him as being the man who had driven the constable over that

morning.

Ethel stopped short, and became angry at the same instant. I

stopped short and became amused at the same instant, thus

showing how the same acts will affect different natures; also

showing how a person can do two things at once and do them both

well. For there is no question but that our stops were as short

as they could have been, and our anger and amusement were well

conceived and well carried out.

Ethel was too angry to speak. I was too amused to keep silent.

“It’s scandalous,” said Ethel, as soon as she could find words.

“It’s just right,” said I. “And it has given me a good idea.

After dinner I will tell you about it.”

The banjoist had seen us first, and had told Minerva, and both

had jumped to their feet, the man to bow and Minerva to run into

the kitchen, where she was followed by her friend.

By the time we had come up to the front path to the veranda the

coloured man had come out from the kitchen and in most melodious

tones said,

“Minerva wanted to know if you would like dinner served on the

piazza, the evening being so pleasant.”

Delmonico never had a head waiter with the aplomb, the native

dignity, the utter unconsciousness of self that this superbly

built man displayed.

I felt that we had suddenly fallen heir to a fortune, and a

group of retainers, and trying to play my part to the best of my

ability I said,

“By all means—er—”

“James.”

“By all means, James. Is it ready?”

“I will ascertain in a moment sir,” said this yellow prince, and

retired to the kitchen, whence he emerged in a moment.

“A slight retention in the oven in regard to the roast, sir, but

the soup will be ready immejutly.”

Ethel had gone up stairs at once. I nodded my head gravely and

said,

“Very well, James,” and then I went up to make my toilet.

“The tide has turned, Ethel,” said I when I reached the room. “A

kind Providence has sent the grandson of some Senegambian king

to wait on us and to amuse Minerva between meals. Put a ribbon

in your hair, and I will put a buttercup in my button hole, or I

will dress, if you say so, and we will put on the style that

befits us.”

“Who is that man?” said Ethel.

“In fairy stories wise people never question. They accept. This

is the constable’s driver, and he was probably attracted here by

the dread strains of the accordeon. Let us make the most of him.

I am quite sure he is going to serve dinner, and I feel it in my

bones that he will do it well.”

And he did do it well and the dinner was worth serving. It had

been delayed by the concert, there was no doubt of that, and it

was nearly eight when we sat down to it, but the silent,

graceful fellow, moved noiselessly in and out from kitchen to

verandah, the whippoorwills sang to us, the roses filled the air

with fragrance, and a silver crescent in the west rode to its

couch full sleepily.

This may sound poetic. If it does it is because we felt

satisfied with everything once more, and satisfaction is poetry.

After the dinner was over Ethel went out into the kitchen about

something and found Minerva smiling and bustling around to get

the dishes washed in a hurry.

“Mis. Vernon,” said she, “that man wants to know if Mist. Vernon

has any work for him to do.”

“That man” was out on the veranda clearing away the dessert

dishes.

“I’ll see,” said Ethel. “How did he happen to come here?”

“Why, Mis. Vernon, that man is related with my folks. His aunt’s

brother married my aunt’s niece. I don’ know what that makes him

to me, but he remembers me when I was a little gal in New York,

and he reckernized me as soon as he saw me. He says—”

The approach of James prevented her from saying anything

further, but as soon as he had gone out for the coffee cups, she

continued:

“He says that he’s on’y be’n workin’ with that policeman while

he was manufacturin’ hay, an’ he’d like to do odd jobs.”

“I’m afraid they’ll have to be real odd ones,” said I when Ethel

told me what had transpired. “But if it is going to make Minerva

contented we will have him come and paint the porch green

to-morrow, and red the day after.”

I sat and smoked peacefully for a few minutes. James had taken

the last saucer out to the kitchen, and Ethel sat by my side,

looking out into the waning light of day.

Suddenly there came the strains of “Roll Jordan, Roll,” in the

form of a soprano and bass duet.

Minerva’s playing on the accordeon had not prepared me for the

sweetness of her voice, which is perhaps not strange, and of

course I knew nothing of James’s capabilities as a vocalist

until I heard his rich, mellow baritone blend with her warm

soprano.

The effect was delightful. Not since I heard the original Fiske

Jubilee singers, twenty-five years ago, when a boy of six or

seven, have I heard any negro music that satisfied me as this

did.

“Ethel,” said I, “we are It. Is there a local charitable

organization or a Village Improvement Society, or a Mother’s

Meeting that needs help?”

“What are you after now,” said Ethel.

“Minerva’s pleasure first and foremost, but also the

amelioration of the bitter lot of parties at present unknown, by

means of a concert to be given at the house of Mrs. Vernon, by

James and Minerva.”

“Philip!” said Ethel.

“As near as I can make out,” said I, “I am devoting this summer

to the building up of your health by a life in the country, free

from cares. To do that we must have a girl, and there is but one

girl that we know we can have, and that is the girl we do have.

Can’t you imagine how Minerva will take fire at the thought of

singing in a concert?”

“I suppose she would like it,” said Ethel, “but how do you know

that we can get people to come?”

“We needn’t worry about that part of it at first. First of all

we must begin our rehearsals, and they will take time. Do you

appreciate that fact? And very first of all, I’ll go out and

interview James.”

“Philip,” said Ethel, rising and looking at me with a vexed

expression, “I wish you had more dignity. I’ll go out and tell

James that you wish to speak to him.”

“Not at all,” said I. “What! You go out and tell him? Wait. Sit

where you are, and all will be well.”

I was beginning to feel in holiday mood, for I was sure that I

had struck on an arrangement that would tide us over at least a

fortnight.

I went out to the kitchen.

“Minerva,” said I, “Mrs. Vernon would like to speak to you.”

I then went back to Ethel and said, “I have asked Minerva to

come. When she comes, tell her to send James. We will do this

thing in style while we are about it.”

Minerva came in, her face all smiles.

“Minerva, ask your friend James to come out,” said Ethel. “Mr.

Vernon wishes to speak to him.”

“That’s it! That’s _style_!” said I, as soon as Minerva had

gone. “Now is our dignity preserved, and James feels that he has

fallen among people who know what’s what. Do you want to be

present at this interview?”

Ethel decided that she did not, and went into the parlour as

James came out of the kitchen.

“Did you want to speak to me, sir?” said James respectfully.

“Yes, James. What is your last name?”

“Mars. James Montgomery Mars.”

“Minerva tells me, James, that you are looking for work.”

“Yes, sir; for congenial work.”

“Would singing be congenial work?”

“Singing’s a pleasure, sir. It ain’t work.”

“I’ve been thinking,” said I, “that what this section needed was

a concert for the benefit of something. Now, Mrs. Vernon likes

to make other people happy, and while we were listening to you

and Minerva sing, it struck us both that a concert of old

plantation melodies like those you could sing, would be well

received, say at the Congregational Church at Egerton. I would

pay you a coachman’s wages for staying here and practising, but

all the money taken in would go to—”

“The Hurlbert Hospital. That’s what they always do with the

money up here, sir.”

“Oh, I see, like the Liverpool Sailors’ Home.”

He did not understand my allusion, but I did not explain.

Allusions that are explained lose half their charm.

“What do you think of the idea?”

“I think it’s all right, sir. But between singing what would I

do?”

“Do you love nature?”

“I don’t know’s I know what you intend to mean, sir.”

“Does it make you happy to be out doors?”

“Oh, sure. I’m an out-door boy, all right.”

“Well, Mrs. Vernon, in her desire to benefit humanity—You

understand me, James?”

“Oh, I get the words all right. I don’t rightly see your drift.”

“What I want to say is, that Mrs. Vernon wishes to make Minerva

love out doors as well as you do, and she is going to teach her

some of the things that a country-bred man like you knows by

heart. How to tell an oak from a maple at twilight.”

“Oh, that kind has been here before. The Wheelocks, that had

this house last year, went out in the woods with these here

glasses and they brought things up close with them. They never

cared for nature unless they had their glasses.”

“James, I’m afraid it is apt to degenerate into something like

that, but—James, if I tell you something, will you respect my

confidence?”

“Will you please say that in different words?”

I thought a moment while I chose simpler words.

“Will you say nothing to Minerva, if I tell you something?”

“Oh, sure.”

“Well, this concert and these nature lessons are solely for the

purpose of keeping Minerva’s mind off herself and the city. She

wants to go back to New York, and we want her to stay here all

summer, and—”

I explained it all to him, and the fellow seemed to enter right

into the spirit of the thing, and assured me that he would do

all he could to help.

“Where do you live?”

“Down in the valley a bit. When shall I show up in the morning?”

“The earlier, the better. I want you and Minerva to begin to

practise for the concert right away. Do you sing by note.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Well, have you any book of negro melodies.”

“No, sir. Wouldn’t do me much good, sir, as I can’t read music.”

“Oh, I thought you said you sang by note.”

“Yes, sir. Note by note, right along. I have a good ear, but I

can’t read music.”

“Very well, James. Come in the morning prepared to sing note by

note, by ear, anything you can remember. Do you know ‘Swing Low,

Sweet Chariot?’”

“Indeed I do. Oh, I know all the jubilee songs, and all the

rag-time songs, and I guess we can fill up a couple of hours

singin’ in the old Congregational Church.”

He chuckled.

“What is it, James?”

“Why, I was thinkin’ that here the white folks sing down there

every Sunday in the church, and if I care to go an’ hear them it

don’t cost me a cent, but if Minerva and me sing there in that

same church, the white folk’ll have to pay money to hear us.

‘Tain’t gen’elly that way.”

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