"No sense of humor dropped its oil

On the hard ways his purpose went;

Small play of fancy lightened toil;

He spake alone the thing he meant."

As an illustration of his own way of speaking the thing he did _not_

mean, just for fun, take the following: More than thirty years ago, a

Division of the Sons of Temperance was organized in Amesbury, and his

niece, one of his household, joined it. Her turn came to edit a paper

for the Division, and she asked her uncle to contribute something. He

had often complained in a laughing way in regard to the late hours of

the club, and had threatened to lock her out. This accounts for the

tone of the following remarkable contribution to temperance literature

from one of the oldest friends of the cause:--

THE DIVISION

"Dogs take it! Still the girls are out,"

Said Muggins, bedward groping,

"'T is twelve o'clock, or thereabout,

And all the doors are open!

I'll lock the doors another night,

And give to none admission;

Better to be abed and tight

Than sober at Division!"

Next night at ten o'clock, or more

Or less, by Muggins's guessing,

He went to bolt the outside door,

And lo! the key was missing.

He muttered, scratched his head, and quick

He came to this decision:

"Here 's something new in 'rithmetic,

Subtraction by Division!

"And then," said he, "it puzzles me,

I cannot get the right on 't,

Why temperance talk and whiskey spree

Alike should make a night on 't.

D 'ye give it up?" In Muggins's voice

Was something like derision--

"It 's just because between the boys

And girls there 's no Division!"

[Illustration: BEARCAMP HOUSE, WEST OSSIPEE, N. H.]

Whittier's favorite way of enjoying his annual vacation among the

mountains was to go with a party of his relatives and neighbors, and

take possession of a little inn at West Ossipee, known as the "Bearcamp

House." Sturtevant's, at Centre Harbor, was another of his resorts. At

these places his party filled nearly every room. It was made up largely

of young people, full of frolic and love of adventure. The aged poet

could not climb with them to the tops of the mountains; but he watched

their going and coming with lively interest, and of an evening listened

to their reports and laughed over the effervescence of their

enthusiasm. Two young farmers of West Ossipee, brothers named Knox,

acted as guides to Chocorua. They had some success as bear hunters, and

supplied the inn with bear steaks. One day in September, 1876, the

Knox brothers took a party of seven of Whittier's friends to the top of

Chocorua, where they camped for the night among the traps that had been

set for the bears. They heard the growling of the bears in the night,

so the young ladies reported, with other blood-curdling incidents. Soon

after the Knox brothers gave a husking at their barn,[7] and the whole

Bearcamp party was invited. Whittier wrote a poem for the occasion, and

induced Lucy Larcom to read it for him as from an unknown author,

although he sat among the huskers. It was entitled:--

HOW THEY CLIMBED CHOCORUA

Unto gallant deeds belong

Poet's rhyme and singer's song;

Nor for lack of pen or tongue

Should their praises be unsung,

Who climbed Chocorua!

O full long shall they remember

That wild nightfall of September,

When aweary of their tramp

They set up their canvas camp

In the hemlocks of Chocorua.

There the mountain winds were howling,

There the mountain bears were prowling,

And through rain showers falling drizzly

Glared upon them, grim and grisly,

The ghost of old Chocorua!

On the rocks with night mist wetted,

Keen his scalping knife he whetted,

For the ruddy firelight dancing

On the brown locks of Miss Lansing,

Tempted old Chocorua.

But he swore--(if ghosts can swear)--

"No, I cannot lift the hair

Of that pale face, tall and fair,

And for _her_ sake, I will spare

The sleepers on Chocorua."

Up they rose at blush of dawning,

Off they marched in gray of morning,

Following where the brothers Knox

Went like wild goats up the rocks

Of vast Chocorua.

Where the mountain shadow bald fell,

Merry faced went Addie Caldwell;

And Miss Ford, as gay of manner,

As if thrumming her piano,

Sang along Chocorua.

Light of foot, of kirtle scant,

Tripped brave Miss Sturtevant;

While as free as Sherman's bummer,

In the rations foraged Plummer,

On thy slope, Chocorua!

Panting, straining up the rock ridge,

How they followed Tip and Stockbridge,

Till at last, all sore with bruises,

Up they stood like the nine Muses,

On thy crown, Chocorua!

At their shout, so wild and rousing,

Every dun deer stopped his browsing,

And the black bear's small eyes glistened,

As with watery mouth he listened

To the climbers on Chocorua.

All the heavens were close above them,

But below were friends who loved them,--

And at thought of Bearcamp's worry,

Down they clambered in a hurry,--

Scurry down Chocorua.

Sore we miss the steaks and bear roast--

But withal for friends we care most;--

Give the brothers Knox three cheers,

Who to bring us back our _dears_,

Left bears on old Chocorua!

[Illustration: GROUP AT STURTEVANT'S, CENTRE HARBOR

Gertrude Cartland at Whittier's left, Mrs. Wade and Joseph Cartland at

his right. Mrs. Caldwell, wife of Whittier's nephew, at his left

shoulder.]

The next day after the husking, Lucy Larcom and some others of the

party prepared a burlesque literary exercise for the evening at the

inn. She wrote a frolicsome poem, and others devised telegrams, etc.,

all of which were to surprise Whittier, who was to know nothing of the

affair until it came off. When the evening came, the venerable poet

took his usual place next the tongs, and the rest of the party formed a

semicircle around the great fireplace. On such occasions Whittier

always insisted on taking charge of the fire, as he did in his own

home. He even took upon himself the duty of filling the wood-box. No

one in his presence dared to touch the tongs. By and by telegrams began

to be brought in by the landlord from ridiculous people in ridiculous

situations. Some purported to come from an old poet who had the

misfortune to be caught by his coat-tails in one of the Knox bear-traps

on Chocorua. It was suggested that he might be the author of the poem

read at the husking. Lucy Larcom, who, by the way, was another of the

writers popularly supposed to be very serious minded, but who really

was known among her friends as full of fun, read a poem addressed to

the man in the bear-trap, entitled:--

TO THE UNKNOWN AND ABSENT AUTHOR OF "HOW THEY CLIMBED CHOCORUA"

O man in the trap, O thou poet-man!

What on airth are you doin'?--

We haste to the husking as fast as we can,

--But where 's Mr. Bruin?

We listen, we wait for his sweet howl in vain,

Like the far storm resounding.

Brothers Knox ne'er will see Mr. Bruin again,

Through the dim moonlight bounding.

For, thou man in the trap, O thou poet-y-man,

Scared to flight by thy singing,

Away through the mountainous forest he ran,

Like a hurricane winging.

Aye, the bear fled away, and his traps left behind,

For the use of the poet;

If an echo unearthly is borne on the wind--

'T is the man's--you may know it

By its tones of dismay, melancholy and loss,

O'er his coat-tails' sad ruin;

There 's a moan in the pine, and a howl o'er the moss--

But it 's he--'t is n't Bruin!

And the fire you see on the cliff in the air[8]

Is his eye-balls a-glarin'!

And the form that you call old Chocorua there

Is the poet up-rarin'!

And whenever the trees on the mountain-tops thrill

And the fierce winds they blow 'em,

In most awful pause every bear shall stand still--

He 's writing a poem!

Whittier evidently enjoyed the fun, and after the rest had had their

say, he remarked, "That old fellow in the bear-trap must be _in

extremis_. He ought to make his will. Suppose we help him out!" He

asked one of us to get pencil and paper and jot down the items of the

will, each to make suggestions. It ended, of course, in his making the

whole will himself, and doing it in verse. It is perhaps the only poem

of his which he never wrote with his own hand. It came as rapidly as

the scribe could take it. Every one at that fireside was remembered in

this queer will--even the "boots" of the inn, the stage-driver, and

others who were looking upon the sport from the doorway.

THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE MAN IN THE BEAR-TRAP

Here I am at last a goner,

Held in hungry jaws like Jonah;

What the trap has left of me

Eaten by the bears will be.

So I make, on duty bent,

My last will and testament,

Giving to my Bearcamp friends

All my traps and odds and ends.

First, on Mr. Whittier,

That old bedstead I confer,

Whereupon, to vex his life,

Adam dreamed himself a wife.

I give Miss Ford the copyright

Of these verses I indite,

To be sung, when I am gone,

To the tune the cow died on.

On Miss Lansing I bestow

Tall Diana's hunting bow;

Where it is I cannot tell--

But if found 't will suit her well.

I bequeath to Mary Bailey

Yarn to knit a stocking daily.[9]

To Lizzie Pickard from my hat

A ribbon for her yellow cat.

And I give to Mr. Pickard

That old tallow dip that flickered,

Flowed and sputtered more or less

Over Franklin's printing press.

I give Belle Hume a wing

Of the bird that wouldn't sing;[10]

To Jettie for her dancing nights

Slippers dropped from Northern Lights.

And I give my very best

Beaver stove-pipe to Celeste--

Solely for her husband's wear,

On the day they're made a pair.

If a tear for me is shed,

And Miss Larcom's eyes are red--

Give her for her prompt relief

My last pocket-handkerchief![11]

My cottage at the Shoals I give

To all who at the Bearcamp live--

Provided that a steamer plays

Down that river in dog-days--

Linking daily heated highlands

With the cool sea-scented islands--

With Tip her engineer, her skipper

Peter Hines, the old stage-whipper.[12]

To Addie Caldwell, who has mended

My torn coat, and trousers rended,

I bequeath, in lack of payment,

All that 's left me of my raiment.

Having naught beside to spare,

To my good friend, Mrs. Ayer,

And to Mrs. Sturtevant,

My last lock of hair I grant.

I make Mr. Currier[13]

Of this will executor;

And I leave the debts to be

Reckoned as his legal fee.

This is all of the will that was written that evening; but the next

morning, at breakfast, I found under my plate a note-sheet, with some

penciling on it. As I opened it, Mr. Whittier, with a quizzical look,

said, "Thee will notice that the bear-trap man has added a codicil to

his will." This is the codicil:--

And this pencil of a sick bard

I bequeath to Mr. Pickard;

Pledging him to write a very

Long and full obituary--

Showing by my sad example,

Useful life and virtues ample,

Wit and wisdom only tend

To bear-traps at one's latter end!

I had to go back to my editorial desk in Portland that day, and

immediately received there this note from Mr. Whittier:--

"DEAR MR. P.,--Don't print in thy paper my foolish verses, which thee

copied. They are hardly consistent with my years and 'eminent gravity,'

and would make 'the heathen rage, and the people imagine vain things.'"

I had no thought at the time of giving to the public this jolly side of

Whittier's character, but do it now with little misgiving, as it is

realized by every one that "a little nonsense now and then is relished

by the wisest men." Whittier's capacity for serious work is well known,

and his love of play never interfered with it. An earnest man without a

sense of humor is a machine without a lubricant, worn out before its

work is done. There can be no doubt that Whittier owed his length of

days to his happy temperament.

Here is a story of Whittier told by Alice Freeman Palmer: One evening

they sat in Governor Claflin's library, in Boston, and he was taking

his rest telling ghost stories. Mrs. Claflin had given strict orders

that no visitor be allowed to intrude on Mr. Whittier when he was

resting. Suddenly, at the crisis of a particularly interesting story,

there was a commotion in the hall, and the rest of that story was not

told. A lady had called to see the poet, and would not be denied. The

domestic could not stop her, and she came straight into the library.

She walked up to Whittier and seized both his hands, saying, "Mr.

Whittier, this is the supreme moment of my life!" The poor man in his

distress blushed like a school-girl, and shifted from one foot to the

other; he managed to get his hands free, and put them behind him for

further security. And what do you think he said? All he said was, "Is

it?" Miss Freeman thought a third party in the way, and slipped out. As

she was going upstairs, she heard a quick step behind her, and Whittier

took her by the shoulder and shook her, saying as if angry, "Alice

Freeman, I believe thee has been laughing at me!" She could not deny

it. "What would thee do, Alice Freeman, if a man thee never saw should

come up in that way to thee, take both hands, and tell thee it was the

supreme moment of his life?"

Probably the most seriously dangerous position in which he was ever

placed was on the occasion of the looting and burning of Pennsylvania

Hall, in the spring of 1838. His editorial office was in the building,

and for two or three days the mob had been threatening its destruction

before they accomplished it. It was not safe for him to go into the

street except in disguise. And yet it was at this very time that he

wrote the following humorous skit, never before in print. Theodore D.

Weld had the year before made a contract of perpetual bachelorhood with

Whittier, and yet he chose this troublous time to marry the eloquent

South Carolina Quakeress, Angelina Grimke, who had freed her slaves and

come North to rouse the people, and was creating a sensation on the

lecture platform. Her burning words in Pennsylvania Hall had helped to

make the mob furious. Whittier's humorous arraignment of his friend for

breaking his promise of celibacy was written at this critical time, and

he was obliged to disguise himself when he carried his epithalamium on

the wedding night to the door of the bridegroom. He had been invited to

assist at the wedding service, but as the bride was marrying "out of

society," Whittier's orthodoxy compelled him to decline the invitation.

"Alack and alas! that a brother of mine,

A bachelor sworn on celibacy's altar,

Should leave me to watch by the desolate shrine,

And stoop his own neck to the enemy's halter!

Oh the treason of Benedict Arnold was better

Than the scoffing at Love, and then _sub rosa_ wooing;

This mocking at Beauty, yet wearing her fetter--

Alack and alas for such bachelor doing!

"Oh the weapons of Saul are the Philistine's prey!

Who shall stand when the heart of the champion fails him;

Who strive when the mighty his shield casts away,

And yields up his post when a woman assails him?

Alone and despairing thy brother remains

At the desolate shrine where we stood up together,

Half tempted to envy thy self-imposed chains,

And stoop his own neck for the noose of the tether!

"So firm and yet false! Thou mind'st me in sooth

Of St. Anthony's fall when the spirit of evil[14]

. . . . .

Filled the cell of his rest with imp, dragon and devil;

But the Saint never lifted his eyes from the Book

Till the tempter appeared in the guise of a woman;

And her voice was so sweet that he ventured one look,

And the devil rejoiced that the Saint had proved human!"

In 1874, Gail Hamilton's niece was married at her house in Hamilton,

and she sent a grotesque invitation to Whittier, asking him to come to

her wedding, and prescribing a ridiculous costume he might wear. As a

postscript she mentioned that it was her niece who was to be married.

Whittier sent this reply, pretending not to have noticed the

postscript, but finally waking up to the fact that she was not herself

to be the bride:--

AMESBURY, 12th mo. 29th, 1874.

GAIL HAMILTON'S WEDDING

"Come to my wedding," the missive runs,

"Come hither and list to the holy vows;

If you miss this chance you will wait full long

To see another at Gail-a House!"

_Her_ wedding! What can the woman expect?

Does she think her friends can be jolly and glad?

Is it only the child who sighs and grieves

For the loss of something he never had?

Yet I say to myself, Is it strange that she

Should choose the way that we know is good

What right have we to grumble and whine

In a pitiful dog-in-the-manger mood?

What boots it to maunder with "if" and "perhaps,"

And "it might have been" when we know it could n't,

If she had been willing (a vain surmise),

It 's ten to one that Barkis would n't.

'T was pleasant to think (if it _was_ a dream)

That our loving homage her need supplied,

Humbler and sadder, if wiser, we walk

To feel her life from our own lives glide.

Let her go, God bless her! I fling for luck

My old shoe after her. Stay, what 's this?

Is it all a mistake? The letter reads,

"My _niece_, you must know, is the happy miss."

All 's right! To grind out a song of cheer

I set to the crank my ancient muse.

Will somebody kiss that bride for me?

I fling with my blessing, both boots and shoes!

To the lucky bridegroom I cry all hail!

He is sure of having, let come what may,

The sage advice of the wisest aunt

That ever her fair charge gave away.

The Hamilton bell, if bell there be,

Methinks is ringing its merriest peal;

And, shades of John Calvin! I seem to see

The hostess treading the wedding reel!

The years are many, the years are long,

My dreams are over, my songs are sung,

But, out of a heart that has not grown cold,

I bid God-speed to the fair and young.

All joy go with them from year to year;

Never by me shall their pledge be blamed

Of the perfect love that has cast out fear,

And the beautiful hope that is not ashamed!

An aged Quaker friend from England, himself a bachelor, was once

visiting Mr. Whittier, and was shown to his room by the poet, when the

hour for retiring came. Soon after, he was heard calling to his host in

an excited tone, "Thee has made a mistake, friend Whittier; there are

female garments in my room!" Whittier replied soothingly, "Thee had

better go to bed, Josiah; the female garments won't hurt thee."

[Illustration: JOSIAH BARTLETT STATUE, HUNTINGTON SQUARE, AMESBURY]

Here is a specimen of his frolicsome verse written after he was eighty

years of age. It deals largely in personalities, was meant solely for

the perusal of a few friends whom it pleasantly satirized, and was

never before in print. When the bronze statue of Josiah Bartlett was to

be erected in Amesbury, Whittier of course was called upon for the

dedicatory ode, and he wrote "One of the Signers" for the occasion. The

unveiling of the statue occurred on the Fourth of July, 1888, and as

might have been anticipated, the poet could not be prevailed upon to be

present. The day before the Fourth he went to Oak Knoll, "so as to keep

in the quiet," he said. But his thoughts were on the celebration going

on at Amesbury, and they took the form of drollery. He imagined himself

occupying the seat on the platform which had been reserved for him, and

these amusing verses were composed, the satirical allusions in which

would be appreciated by his townspeople. The president of the day was

Hon. E. Moody Boynton, a descendant of the signer, and the well-known

inventor of the bicycle railway, the "lightning saw," etc. He has the

reputation of having the limberest tongue in New England, as well as a

brain most fertile in invention. The orator of the day was Hon. Robert

T. Davis, then member of Congress, a former resident of Amesbury, and

like Bartlett a physician. Jacob R. Huntington, to whose liberality

the village is indebted for the statue, is a successful pioneer in the

carriage-building industry of the place. It was cannily decided to give

the statue to the State of Massachusetts, so as to have an inducement

for the Governor to attend the dedication. Whittier's play on this fact

is in the best vein of his drollery. The statue is of dark bronze, and

this gave a chance for his amusing reference to the Kingston

Democrats, whom he imagined as coming across the state line to attend

the celebration. Dr. Bartlett was buried in their town. Professor J. W.

Churchill, of Andover, one of the "heretics" of the Seminary, was to

read the poem. The other persons named were eccentric characters well

known in Amesbury:--

MY DOUBLE

I 'm in Amesbury, not at Oak Knoll;

'T is my double here you see:

_I 'm_ sitting on the platform,

Where the programme places me--

Where the women nudge each other,

And point me out and say:

"That 's the man who makes the verses--

My! how old he is and gray!"

I hear the crackers popping,

I hear the bass drums throb;

I sit at Boynton's right hand,

And help him boss the job.

And like the great stone giant

Dug out of Cardiff mire,

We lift our man of metal,

And resurrect Josiah!

Around, the Hampshire Democrats

Stand looking glum and grim,--

"_That thing_ the Kingston doctor!

Do you call _that critter_ him?

"The pesky Black Republicans

Have gone and changed his figure;

We buried him a white man--

They've dug him up a nigger!"

I hear the wild winds rushing

From Boynton's limber jaws,

Swift as his railroad bicycle,

And buzzing like his saws!

But Hiram the wise is explaining

It 's only an old oration

Of Ginger-Pop Emmons, come down

By way of undulation!

Then Jacob, the vehicle-maker,

Comes forward to inquire

If Governor Ames will relieve the town

Of the care of old Josiah.

And the Governor says: "If Amesbury can't

Take care of its own town charge,

The State, I suppose, must do it,

And keep him from runnin' at large!"

Then rises the orator Robert,

Recounting with grave precision

The tale of the great Declaration,

And the claims of his brother physician.

Both doctors, and both Congressmen,

Tall and straight, you 'd scarce know which is

The live man, and which is the image,

Except by their trousers and breeches!

Then when the Andover "heretic"

Reads the rhymes I dared not utter,

I fancy Josiah is scowling,

And his bronze lips seem to mutter:

"Dry up! and stop your nonsense!

The Lord who in His mercies

Once saved me from the Tories,

Preserve me now from verses!"

Bad taste in the old Continental!

Whose knowledge of verse was at best

John Rogers' farewell to his wife and

Nine children and one at the breast!

He 's treating me worse than the Hessians

He shot in the Bennington scrimmage--

Have I outlived the newspaper critic,

To be scalped by a graven image!

Perhaps, after all, I deserve it,

Since I, who was born a Quaker,

Sit here an image worshiper,

Instead of an image breaker!

In giving this picture of a poet at play, I have presented a side of

Whittier's character heretofore overlooked, although to his intimate

friends it was ever in evidence. I think there are few of the lovers of

his verse who, if they are surprised by these revelations, will not

also be pleased to become acquainted with one of his methods of

recreation.

* * * * *

When Edmund Gosse visited this country in 1884, he called upon Mr.

Whittier, and this is the impression he received of his personality:

"The peculiarity of his face rested in the extraordinarily large and

luminous black eyes, set in black eyebrows, and fringed with thick

black eyelashes curiously curved inward. This bar of vivid black across

the countenance was startlingly contrasted with the bushy snow-white

beard and hair, offering a sort of contradiction which was surprising

and presently pleasing. He struck me as very gay and cheerful, in spite

of his occasional references to the passage of time and the vanishing

of beloved faces. He even laughed frequently and with a childlike

suddenness, but without a sound. His face had none of the immobility so

frequent with very aged persons; on the contrary, waves of mood were

always sparkling across his features, and leaving nothing stationary

there except the narrow, high, and strangely receding forehead. His

language, very fluent and easy, had an agreeable touch of the soil, an

occasional rustic note in its elegant colloquialism, that seemed very

pleasant and appropriate, as if it linked him naturally with the long

line of sturdy ancestors of whom he was the final blossoming. In

connection with his poetry, I think it would be difficult to form in

the imagination a figure more appropriate to Whittier's writings than

Whittier himself proved to be in the flesh."

WHITTIER'S UNCOLLECTED POEMS

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WHITTIER'S UNCOLLECTED POEMS

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