Chapter IV.

Thrice to thine, and thrice to mine,

And thrice again, to make up nine

Macbeth.

Baffling and light airs kept the Winkelried a long time nearly stationary,

and it was only by paying the greatest attention to trimming the sails and

to all the little minutiæ of the waterman's art that the vessel was

worked into the eastern horn of the crescent, as the sun touched the hazy

line of the Jura. Here the wind tailed entirely, the surface of the lake

becoming as glassy and smooth as a mirror, and further motion, for the

time at least, was quite out of the question. The crew, perceiving the

hopelessness of their exertions, and fatigued with the previous toil,

threw themselves among the boxes and bales, and endeavored to catch a

little sleep, in anticipation of the north breeze, which, at this season

of the year, usually blew from the shores of Vaud within an hour or two of

the disappearance of the sun.

The deck of the bark was now left to the undisputed possession of her

passengers. The day had latterly been sultry, for the season, the even

water having cast back the hot rays in fierce reflection, and, as evening

drew on, a refreshing coolness came to relieve the densely packed and

scorching travellers. The effect of such a change was like that which

would have been observed among a flock of heavily fleeced sheep, which,

after gasping for breath beneath trees and hedges, during the time of the

sun's power, are seen scattering over their pastures to feed, or to play

their antics, as a grateful shade succeeds to cool their panting sides.

Baptiste, as is but too apt to be the case with men possessed of brief

authority, during the day had mercilessly played the tyrant with all the

passengers that were beneath the privileged degrees, more than once

threatening to come to extremities with several, who had betrayed

restlessness under the restraint and suffering of their unaccustomed

situation. Perhaps there is no man who feels less for the complaints of

the novice than your weather-beaten and hardened mariner; for,

familiarized to the suffering and confinement of a vessel, and at liberty

himself to seek relief in his duties and avocations, he can scarcely enter

into the privations and embarrassments of those to whom all is so new and

painful. But, in the patron of the Winkelried, there existed a natural in

difference to the grievances of others, and a narrow selfishness of

disposition, in aid of the opinions which had been formed by a life of

hardship and exposure. He considered the vulgar passenger as so much

troublesome freight, which, while it brought the advantage of a higher

remuneration than the same cubic measurement of inanimate matter, had the

unpleasant drawback of volition and motion. With this general tendency to

bully and intimidate, the wary patron had, however, made a silent

exception in favor of the Italian, who has introduced himself to the

reader by the ill-omened name of Il Maledetto, or the accursed. This

formidable personage had enjoyed a perfect immunity from the effects of

Baptiste's tyranny, which he had been able to establish by a very simple

and quiet process. Instead of cowering at the fierce glance, or recoiling

at the rude remonstrances of the churlish patron, he had chosen his time,

when the latter was in one of his hottest ebullitions of anger, and when

maledictions and menaces flowed out of his mouth in torrents, coolly to

place himself on the very spot that the other had proscribed, where he

maintained his ground with a quietness and composure which it might have

been difficult to say was more to be imputed to extreme ignorance, or to

immeasurable contempt. At least so reasoned the spectators; some thinking

that the stranger meant to bring affairs to a speedy issue by braving the

patron's fury, and others charitably inferring that he knew no better. But

thus did not Baptiste reason himself. He saw by the calm eye and resolute

demeanor of his passenger that he himself, his pretended professional

difficulties, his captiousness, and his threats, were alike despised; and

he shrank from collision with such a spirit, precisely on the principle

that the intimidated among the rest of the travellers shrunk from a

contest with his own. From this moment Il Maledetto, or, as he was called

by Baptiste him self, who it would appear had some knowledge of his

person, Maso, became as completely the master of his own movements, as if

he had been one of the more honored in the stern of the bark, or even her

patron. He did not abuse his advantage, however, rarely quitting the

indicated station near his own effects, where he had been mainly content

to repose in listless indolence, like the others, dozing away the minutes.

But the scene was now altogether changed. The instant the wrangling,

discontented, and unhappy, because disappointed, patron, confessed his

inability to reach his port before the coming of the expected

night-breeze, and threw himself on a bale, to conceal his dissatisfaction

in sleep, head arose after head from among the pile of freight, and body

after body followed the nobler member, until the whole mass was alive with

human beings. The invigorating coolness, the tranquil hour, the prospect

of a safe if not a speedy arrival, and the relief from excessive

weariness, produced a sudden and agreeable re-action in the feelings of

all. Even the Baron de Willading and his friends, who had shared in none

of the especial privations just named, joined in the general exhibition of

satisfaction and good-will, rather aiding by their smiles and affability

than restraining by their presence the whims and jokes of the different

individuals among the motley group of their nameless companions.

The aspect and position of the bark, as well as the prospects of those on

board as they were connected with their arrival, now deserve to be more

particularly mentioned. The manner in which the vessel was loaded to the

water's edge has already been more than once alluded to. The whole of the

centre of the broad deck, a portion of the Winkelried which, owing to the

over-hanging gangways, possessed, in common with all the similar craft of

the Leman, a greater width than is usual in vessels of the same tonnage

elsewhere, was so cumbered with freight as barely to leave a passage to

the crew, forward and aft, by stepping among the boxes and bales that were

piled much higher than their own heads. A little vacant space was left

near the stern, in which it was possible for the party who occupied that

part of the deck to move, though in sufficiently straitened limits, while

the huge tiller played in its semicircle behind. At the other extremity,

as is absolutely necessary in all navigation, the forecastle was

reasonably clear, though even this important part of the deck was

bristling with the flukes of no less than nine anchors that lay in a row

across its breadth, the wild roadsteads of this end of the lake rendering

such a provision of ground-tackle absolutely indispensable to the safety

of every craft that ventured into its eastern horn. The effect of the

whole, seen as it was in a state of absolute rest, was to give to the

Winkelried the appearance of a small mound in the midst of the water, that

was crowded with human beings, and seemingly so incorporated with the

element oh which it floated as to grow out of its bosom; an image that the

fancy was not slow to form, aided as it was by the reflection of the mass

that the unruffled lake threw back from its mirror-like face, as perfectly

formed, as unwieldy, and nearly as distinct, as the original. To this

picture of a motionless rock, or island, the spars, sails, and high,

pointed beak, however, formed especial exceptions. The yards hung, as

seamen term it, a cockbill, or in such negligent and picturesque positions

as an artist would most love to draw, while the drapery of the canvass was

suspended in graceful and spotless festoons, as it had fallen by chance,

or been cast carelessly from the hands of the boatmen. The beak, or prow,

rose in its sharp gallant stem, resembling the stately neck of a swan,

slightly swerving from its direction, or inclining in a nearly

imperceptible sweep, as the hull yielded to the secret influence of the

varying currents.

When the teeming pile of freight, therefore, began so freely to bring

forth, and traveller after traveller left his wallet, there was no great

space found in which they could stretch their wearied limbs, or seek the

change they needed. But suffering is a good preparative for pleasure, and

there is no sweetner of liberty like previous confinement. Baptiste was no

sooner heard to snore, than the whole hummock of cargo was garnished with

upright bodies and stretching arms and legs, as mice are known to steal

from their holes during the slumbers of their mortal enemy, the cat.

The reader has been made sufficiently acquainted with the moral

composition of the Winkelried's living freight, in the opening chapter. As

it had undergone no other alteration than that produced by lassitude, he

is already prepared, therefore, to renew his communications with its

different members, all of whom were well disposed to show off in their

respective characters, the moment they were favored with an opportunity.

The mercurial Pippo, as he had been the most difficult to restrain during

the day, was the first to steal from his lair, now that the Argus-like

eyes of Baptiste permitted the freedom, and the exhilarating, coolness of

the sunset invited action. His success emboldened others, and, ere long,

the buffoon had an admiring audience around him, that was well-disposed to

laugh at his witticisms, and to applaud all his practical jokes. Gaining

courage as he proceeded, the buffoon gradually went from liberty to

liberty, until he was at length triumphantly established on what might be

termed an advanced spur of the mountain formed by the tubs of Nicklaus

Wagner, in the regular exercise of his art; while a crowd of amused and

gaping spectators clustered about him, peopling every eminence of the

height, and even invading the more privileged deck in their eagerness to

see and to admire.

Though frequently reduced by adverse fortune to the lowest shifts of his

calling, such as the horse-play of Policinello, and the imitation of

uncouth sounds, that resembled nothing either in heaven or earth, Pippo

was a clever knave in his way, and was quite equal to a display of the

higher branches of his art, whenever chance gave him an audience capable

of estimating his qualities. On the present occasion he was obliged to

address himself both to the polished and to the unpolished; for the

proximity of their position, as well as a good-natured readiness to lend

themselves to fooleries that were so agreeable to most around them, had

brought the more gentle portion of the passengers within the influence of

his wit.

"And now, illustrissimi signori," continued the wily juggler, after having

drawn a burst of applause by one of his happiest hits in a sleight-of-hand

exhibition, "I come to the most imposing and the most mysterious part of

my knowledge--that of looking into the future, and of foretelling events.

If there are any among you who would wish to know how long they are to eat

the bread of toil, let them come to me; if there is a youth that wishes

to learn whether the heart of his mistress is made of flesh or of stone--a

maiden that would see into a youth's faith and constancy, while her long

eyelashes cover her sight like a modest silken veil--or a noble, that

would fain have an insight into the movements of his rivals at court or

council, let them all put their questions to Pippo, who has an answer

ready for each, and an answer so real, that the most expert among the

listeners will be ready to swear that a lie from his mouth is worth more

than truth from that of another man."

"He that would gain credit for knowledge of the future," gravely observed

the Signor Grimaldi, who had listened to his countryman's voluble eulogium

on his own merits with a good-natured laugh, "had best commence by showing

his familiarity with the past. Who and what is he that speaks to thee, as

a specimen of thy skill in sooth-saying?"

"His eccellenza is more than he seems, less than he deserves to be, and as

much as any present. He hath an old and a prized friend at his elbow; hath

come because it was his pleasure, to witness the games at Vévey--will

depart for the same reason, when they are over, and will seek his home at

his leisure--not like a fox stealing into his hole, but as the stately

ship sails, gallantly, and by the light of the sun, into her haven."

"This will never do, Pippo," returned the good-humoured old noble; "at

need I might equal this myself. Thou shouldst relate that which is less

probable, while it is more true."

"Signore, we prophets like to sleep in whole skins. If it be your

eccellenza's pleasure and that of your noble company to listen to the

truly wonderful, I will tell some of these honest people matters touching

their own interests that they do not know themselves, and yet it shall be

as clear to every body else as the sun in the heavens at noon-day."

"Thou wilt, probably, tell them their faults?"

"Your eccellenza has a right to my place, for no prophet could have better

divined my intention;" answered the laughing knave. "Come nearer, friend,"

he added, beckoning to the Bernois; "thou art Nicklaus Wagner, a fat

peasant of the great canton, and a warm husbandman, that fancies he has a

title to the respect of all he meets because some one among his fathers

bought a right in the bürgerschaft. Thou hast a large stake in the

Winkelried, and art at this moment thinking what punishment is good enough

for an impudent soothsayer who dares dive so unceremoniously into the

secrets of so warm a citizen, while all around thee wish thy cheeses had

never left the dairy, to the discomfort of our limbs and to the great

detriment of the bark's speed."

This sally at the expense of Nicklaus drew a burst of merriment from the

listeners; for the selfish spirit he had manifested throughout the day had

won little favor with a majority of his fellow travellers, who had all the

generous propensities that are usually so abundant among those who have

little or nothing to bestow, and who were by this time so well disposed to

be merry that much less would have served to stimulate their mirth.

"Wert thou the owner of this good freight friend, thou might find its

presence less uncomfortable than thou now appearest to think," returned

the literal peasant, who had no humour for raillery, and to whom a jest on

the subject of property had that sort of irreverend character that popular

opinion and holy sayings have attached to waste. "The cheeses are well

enough where they find themselves; if thou dislikest their company thou

hast the alternative of the water."

"A truce between us, worshipful burgher! and let our skirmish end in

something that may be useful to both. Thou hast that which would be

acceptable to me, and I have that which no owner of cheeses would refuse,

did he know the means by which it might be come at honestly."

Nicklaus growled a few words of distrust and indifference, but it was

plain that the ambiguous language of the juggler, as usual, had succeeded

in awakening interest. With the affectation of a mind secretly conscious

of its own infirmity, he pretended to be indifferent to what the other

professed a readiness to reveal, while with the rapacity of a grasping

spirit he betrayed a longing to know more.

"First I will tell thee," said Pippo, with a parade of good-nature, "that

thou deservest to remain in ignorance, as a punishment of thy pride and

want of faith; but it is the failing of your prophet to let that be known

which he ought to conceal. Thou flatterest thyself this is the fattest

cargo of cheeses that will cross the Swiss waters this season, on their

way to an Italian market? Shake not thy head.--'Tis useless to deny it to

a man of my learning!"

"Nay, I know there are others as heavy, and, it may be, as good; but this

has the advantage of being the first, a circumstance that is certain to

command a price."

"Such is the blindness of one that nature sent on earth to deal in

cheeses!"--The Herr Von Willading and his friends smiled among themselves

at the cool impudence of the mountebank--"Thou fanciest it is so; and at

this moment, a heavily laden bark is driving before a favorable gale, near

the upper end of the lake of the four cantons, while a long line of mules

is waiting at Flüellen, to bear its freight by the paths of the St.

Gothard, to Milano and other rich markets of the south. In virtue of my

secret power, I see that, in despite of all thy cravings, it will arrive

before thine."

Nicklaus fidgeted, for the graphic particularity of Pippo almost led him

to believe the augury might be true.

"Had this bark sailed according to our covenant," he said, with a

simplicity that betrayed his uneasiness, "the beasts bespoken by me would

now be loading at Villeneuve; and, if there be justice in Vaud, I shall

hold Baptiste responsible for any disadvantage that may come of the

neglect."

"Luckily, the generous Baptiste is asleep," returned Pippo, "or we might

hear objections to this scheme. But, Signiori, I see you are satisfied

with this insight into the character of the warm peasant of Berne, who, to

say truth, has not much to conceal from us, and I will turn my searching

looks into the soul of this pious pilgrim, the reverend Conrado, whose

unction may well go near to be a leaven sufficient to lighten all in the

bark of their burthens of backslidings. Thou earnest the penitence and

prayers of many sinners, besides some merchandise of this nature of thine

own."

"I am bound to Loretto, with the mental offerings of certain Christians,

who are too much occupied with their daily concerns to make the journey in

person," answered the pilgrim, who never absolutely threw aside his

professional character, though he cared in general so little about his

hypocrisy being known. "I am poor, and humble of appearance, but I have

seen miracles in my day!"

"If any trust valuable offerings to thy keeping, thou art a living miracle

in thine own person! I can foresee that thou wilt bear nought else beside

aves."

"Nay, I pretend to deal in little more. The rich and great, they that

send vessels of gold and rich dresses to Our Lady, employ their own

favorite messengers; I am but the bearer of prayer and the substitute for

the penitent. The sufferings that I undergo in the flesh are passed to the

credit of my employers, who get the benefit of my aches and pains. I

pretend to be no more than their go-between, as yonder manner has so

lately called me."

Pippo turned suddenly, following the direction of the other's eye, and

cast a glance at the self-styled Il Maledetto. This individual, of all

the common herd, had alone forborne to join the gaping and amused crowd

near the juggler. His forbearance, or want of curiosity, had left him in

the quiet possession of the little platform that was made by the stowage

of the boxes, and he now stood on the summit of the pile, conspicuous by

his situation and mein, the latter being remarkable for its unmoved

calmness, heightened by the understanding manner that is so peculiar to a

seaman when afloat."

"Wilt thou have the history of thy coming perils, friend mariner?" cried

the mercurial mountebank: "A journal of thy future risks and tempests to

amuse you in this calm? Such a picture of sea-monsters and of coral that

grows in the ocean's caverns, where mariners sleep, that shall give thee

the night-mare for months, and cause thee to dream of wrecks and bleached

bones for the rest of thy life? Thou hast only to wish it, to have the

adventures of thy next voyage laid before thee, like a map."

"Thou would'st gain more credit with me, as one cunning in thy art, by

giving the history of the last."

"The request is reasonable, and thou shalt have it: for I love the bold

adventurer that trusts himself hardily upon the great deep;" answered the

unabashed Pippo. "My first lessons in necromancy were received on the mole

of Napoli, amid burly Inglesi, straight-nosed Greeks, swarthy Sicilians,

and Maltese with spirits as fine as the gold of their own chains. This was

the school in which I learned to know my art, and an apt scholar I proved

in all that touches the philosophy and humanity of my craft. Signore, thy

palm?"

Maso spread his sinewy hand in the direction of the juggler, without

descending from his elevation, and in a way to show that, while he would

not balk the common humor, he was superior to the gaping wonder and

childish credulity of most of those who watched the result. Pippo affected

to stretch out his neck, in order to study the hard and dark lines, and

then he resumed his revelations, like one perfectly satisfied with what he

had discovered.

"The hand is masculine, and has been familiar with many friends in its

time. It hath dealt with steel, and cordage, and saltpetre, and most of

all with gold. Signori, the true seat of a man's digestion lies in the

palm of his hand; if that is free to give and to receive, he will never

have a costive conscience, for of all damnable inconveniences that afflict

mortals, that of a conscience that will neither give up nor take is the

heaviest curse. Let a man have as much sagacity as shall make him a

cardinal, if it get entangled in the meshes of one of your unyielding

consciences, ye shall see him a mendicant brother to his dying day; let

him be born a prince with a close-ribbed opinion of this sort, and he had

better have been born a beggar, for his reign will be like a river from

which the current sets outward, without any return. No, my friends, a palm

like this of Maso's is a favorable sign, since it hinges on a pliant will,

that will open and shut like a well-formed eye, or the jacket of a

shell-fish, at its owner's pleasure. Thou hast drawn near to many a port

before this of Vévey, after the sun has fallen low, Signor Maso!"

"In that I have taken a seaman's chances, which depend more on the winds

than on his own wishes."

"Thou esteemest the bottom of the craft in which thou art required to

sail, as far more important than her ancient. Thou hast an eye for a keel,

but none for color; unless, indeed, as it may happen to be convenient to

seem that thou art not."

"Nay, Master Soothsayer, I suspect thee to be an officer of some of the

Holy Brotherhoods, sent in this guise to question us poor travellers to

our ruin!" answered Maso. "I am, what thou seest, but a poor mariner that

hath no better bark under him than this of Baptiste, and on a sea no

larger than a Swiss lake."

"Shrewdly observed," said Pippo, winking to those near him, though he so

little liked the eye and bearing of the other that he was not sorry to

turn to some new subject. "But what matters it, Signori, to be speaking of

the qualities of men! We are all alike, honorable, merciful, more disposed

to help others than to help ourselves, and so little given to selfishness,

that nature has been obliged to supply every mother's son of us with a

sort of goad, that shall be constantly pricking us on to look after our

own interests. Here are animals whose dispositions are less understood,

and we will bestow a useful minute in examining their qualities. Reverend

Augustine, this mastiff of thine is named Uberto?"

"He is known by that appellation throughout the cantons and their allies.

The fame of the dog reaches even to Turin and to most of the towns in the

plain of Lombardy."

"Now, Signori, you perceive that this is but a secondary creature in the

scale of animals. Do him good and he will be grateful; do him harm, and he

will forgive. Feed him, and he is satisfied. He will travel the paths of

the St. Bernard, night and day, to do credit to his training, and when the

toil is ended, all he asks is just as much meat as will keep the breath

within his ribs. Had heaven given Uberto a conscience and greater wit, the

first might have shown him the impiety of working for travellers on holy

days and festas, while the latter would be apt to say he was a fool for

troubling himself about the safety of others at all."

"And yet his masters, the good Augustines themselves, do not hold so

selfish a creed!" observed Adelheid.

"Ah! they have heaven in view! I cry the reverend Augustine's pardon--but,

lady, the difference is in the length of the calculation. Woe's me,

brethren; I would that my parents had educated me for a bishop, or a

viceroy, or some other modest employment, that this learned craft of mine

might have fallen into better hands! Ye would lose in instruction, but I

should be removed from the giddy heights of ambition, and die at last with

some hopes of being a saint. Fair lady, thou travellest on a bootless

errand, if I know the reason that tempts thee to cross the Alps at this

late season of the year."

This sudden address caused both Adelheid and her father to start, for, in

despite of pride and the force of reason, it is seldom that we can

completely redeem our opinions from the shackles of superstition, and that

dread of the unseen future which appears to have been entailed upon our

nature, as a ceaseless monitor of the eternal state of being to which all

are hastening, with steps so noiseless and yet so sure. The countenance of

the maiden changed, and she turned a quick, involuntary glance at her

anxious parent, as if to note the effect of this rude announcement on him

before she answered.

"I go in quest of the blessing, health," she said, "and I should be sorry

to think thy prognostic likely to be realized. With youth, a good

constitution, and tender friends of my side, there is reason to think thou

mayest, in this at least, prove a false prophet."

"Lady, hast thou hope?"

Pippo ventured this question as he had adventured his opinion; that is to

say, recklessly, pretendingly, and with great indifference to any effect

it might have, except as it was likely to establish his reputation with

the crowd. Still, it would seem, that by one of those singular

coincidences that are hourly occurring in real life, he had unwittingly

touched a sensitive chord in the system of his fair fellow-traveller. Her

eyes sank to the deck at this abrupt question, the color again stole to

her polished temples, and the least practised in the emotions of the sex

might have detected painful embarrassment in her mein. She was, however,

spared the awkwardness of a reply, by the unexpected and prompt

interference of Maso.

"Hope is the last of our friends to prove recreant," said this mariner,

"else would the cases of many in company be bad enough, thine own

included, Pippo; for, judging by the outward signs, the Swabian campaign

has not been rich in spoils."

"Providence has ordered the harvests of wit much as it has ordered the

harvests of the field," returned the juggler, who felt the sarcasm of the

other's remark with all the poignancy that it could derive from truth;

since, to expose his real situation, he was absolutely indebted to an

extraordinary access of generosity in Baptiste, for his very passage

across the Leman. "One year, thou shall find the vineyard dripping liquors

precious as diamonds, while, the next, barrenness shall make it its seat.

To-day the peasant will complain that poverty prevents him from building

the covering necessary to house his crops, while to-morrow he will be

heard groaning over empty garners. Abundance and famine travel the earth

hard upon each other's heels, and it is not surprising that he who lives

by his wits should sometimes fail of his harvest, as well as he who lives

by his hands."

"If constant custom can secure success, the pious Conrad should be

prosperous," answered Maso, "for, of all machinery, that of sin is the

least seldom idle. His trade at least can never fail for want of

employers."

"Thou hast it, Signor Maso; and it is for this especial reason that I wish

my parents had educated me for a bishoprick. He that is charged with

reproving his fellow creatures for their vices need never know an idle

hour."

"Thou dost not understand what thou sayest," put in Conrad; "love for the

saints has much fallen away since my youth, and where there is one

Christian ready now to bestow his silver, in order to get the blessing of

some favorite shrine, there were then ten. I have heard the elders of us

pilgrims say, that, fifty years since, 'twas a pleasure to bear the sins

of a whole parish, for ours is a business in which the load does not so

much depend on the amount as the quality; and, in their time there were

willing offerings, frank confessions, and generous consideration for those

who undertook the toil."

"In such a trade, the less thou hast to answer for, in behalf of others,

the more will pass to thy credit on the score of thine own backslidings,"

pithily remarked Nicklaus Wagner, who was a sturdy Protestant, and apt

enough at levelling these side-hits at those who professed a faith,

obnoxious to the attacks of all who dissented from the opinions and the

spiritual domination of Rome.

But Conrad was a rare specimen of what may be effected by training and

well-rooted prejudices. In presenting this man to the mind of the reader,

we have no intention to impugn the doctrines of the particular church to

which he belonged, but simply to show, as the truth will fully warrant, to

what a pass of flagrant and impudent pretension the qualities of man,

unbridled by the wholesome corrective of a sound and healthful opinion,

was capable of conducting abuses on the most solemn and gravest subjects.

In that age usages prevailed, and were so familial to the minds of the

actors as to excite neither reflection nor comment, which would now lead

to revolutions, and a general rising in defence of principles which are

held to be clear as the air we breathe. Though we entertain no doubt of

the existence of that truth which pervades the universe, and to which all

things tend, we think the world, in its practices, its theories, and its

conventional standards of right and wrong, is in a condition of constant

change, which it should be the business of the wise and good to favor, so

long as care is had that the advantage is not bought by a re-action of

evil, that shall more than prove its counterpoise. Conrad was one of the

lowest class of those fungi that grow out of the decayed parts of the

moral, as their more material types prove the rottenness of the vegetable,

world; and the probability of the truth of the portraiture is not to be

loosely denied, without mature reflection on the similar anomalies that

are yet to be found on every side of us, or without studying the history

of the abuses which then disgraced Christianity, and which, in truth,

became so intolerable in their character, and so hideous in their

features, as to be the chief influencing cause to bring about their own

annihilation.

Pippo, who had that useful tact which enables a man to measure his own

estimation with others, was not slow to perceive that the more enlightened

part of his audience began to tire of this pretending buffoonery.

Resorting to a happy subterfuge, by means of one of his sleight-of-hand

expedients, he succeeded in transferring the whole of that portion of the

spectators who still found amusement in his jugglery, to the other end of

the vessel, where they established themselves among the anchors, ready as

ever to swallow an aliment, that seems to find an unextinguishable

appetite for its reception among the vulgar. Here he continued his

exhibition, now moralizing in the quaint and often in the pithy manner,

which renders the southern buffoon so much superior to his duller

competitor of the north, and uttering a wild jumble of wholesome truths,

loose morality, and witty inuendoes, the latter of which never failed to

extort roars of laughter from all but those who happened to be their

luckless subjects.

Once or twice Baptiste raised his head, and stared about him with drowsy

eyes, but, satisfied there was nothing to be done in the way of forcing

the vessel ahead, he resumed his nap, without interfering in the pastime

of those whom he had hitherto seemed to take pleasure in annoying. Left

entirely to themselves, therefore, the crowd on the forecastle represented

one of those every-day but profitable pictures of life, which abound under

our eyes, but which, though they are pregnant with instruction, are

treated with the indifference that would seem to be the inevitable

consequence of familiarity.

The crowded and overloaded bark might have been compared to the vessel of

human life, which floats at all times subject to the thousand accidents of

a delicate and complicated machinery: the lake, so smooth and alluring in

its present tranquillity, but so capable of lashing its iron-bound coasts

with fury, to a treacherous world, whose smile is almost always as

dangerous as its frown; and, to complete the picture, the idle, laughing,

thoughtless, and yet inflammable group that surrounded the buffoon, to the

unaccountable medley of human sympathies, of sudden and fierce passions,

of fun and frolic, so inexplicably mingled with the grossest egotism that

enters into the heart of man: in a word, to so much that is beautiful and

divine, with so much that would seem to be derived directly from the

demons, a compound which composes this mysterious and dread state of

being, and which we are taught, by reason and revelation, is only a

preparation for another still more incomprehensible and wonderful.

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