BETTER INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS

He was the head of a large real estate firm,

And his avocation was seeking the good in a Better Industrial Relations Society.

They were going to have an exhibit in their church building,

At which it was to be proved

That giving a gold watch for an invention

That made millions for the factory owner

Was worthwhile.

But they needed a press agent

To let the world and themselves

Know that what they were doing was good.

I was chosen for the work,

But the head of the large real estate firm

Thought that half a column a day was too little

To record the fact that a cash register company

In which he owned stock

Had presented a medal to an employee who had remained with them

At the same salary for fifteen years.

So he had me fired.

And the Better Industrial Relations Exhibit was a great success.

And many of the morning and evening newspapers

Ran editorials about it.

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