ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN

He was a burly Dutch tenor,

And I patiently trailed him in his waking and sleeping hours

That I might not lose a story,--

But his life was commonplace and unimaginative--

Air raids and abdications kept his activities,

(A game of bridge yesterday, a ride to Tarrytown),

Out of the papers.

I watchfully waited,

Yearning a coup that would place him on the

Musical map.

A coup, such as kissing a Marshal Joffre,

Aeroplaning over the bay,

Diving with Annette Kellerman.

Then for three days I quit the city

To get a simple contralto into the western papers.

Returning I entered my office; the phone jangled.

The burly tenor was tearfully sobbing and moaning over the wire;

Tremor and emotion choked his throat.

This was his ominous message:

A taxicab accident almost had killed him two and one half days ago;

He had escaped with his body and orchid-lined voice--

And not a line in the mornings or evenings!

What could I do about it?

Accidents will happen.

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