CHAPTER II

_WAR CAPITALS OF THE ALLIES_

The war capitals of the Allies, Paris and London, have much in common.

Soldiers in many-colored uniforms, from the brilliant red and black and

blue of the French headquarters to the faded, mud-caked khaki of the

helmeted "Tommy" just back from the trenches; Y. M. C. A. secretaries

and nurses; wounded--streets filled with battle-marked and cheerful

men; women in black, who turn neither to the right nor to the left as

they hurry along with eyes that search for that which they will never

see again; and shouting boys.

Of course London and Paris have many other things in common, but these

are at once apparent. I suppose that I mentioned the boys because there

are so many of them, the little fellows, and they are so shrill of

voice. They are doing so many things that the "elders" used to do and

with which we have never before associated them that they are quite

impressive. But London and Paris do not have a monopoly of them.

In their spirit, too, they are part of the stern and stirring time.

On the sea one morning I was awakened by "Billy Buttons"--I was his

christener. His "Hot water, sir," was shrill and cheery; and his smile

was the map of Ireland. On this particular morning I sat up in bed and

said sternly, very sternly, "Billy Buttons, what are you doing here,

anyhow?" and like a shot the sturdy lad sent back the answer, "Doing my

bit, sir; doing my bit."

His daddy sailed the sea bringing bread to Britain until his ship went

down unwarned; a brother died in France; a brother-in-law was killed

in the battle of Jutland; another brother was then recovering from a

wound received in a submarine attack; a sister was a nurse, but Billy

seemed quite as proud, I am ashamed to say, of another sister who was

an "actress"; and Billy himself, Billy of the sixteen blazing buttons,

whose years entitled him to only fourteen, was "doing his bit."

_Blessed Billy Buttons!_

* * * * *

London is massive and slow to arouse. During an air raid I saw women

knitting in the basement of the hotel whither the management had tried

to hurry its guests, and the trams only slightly quickened their pace.

London has learned in the years of this war that "haste makes waste"

and that "direct hits" from airplanes respect not even the stoutest

buildings anyhow. Of course, shrapnel is a different proposition, and

one is very foolish to walk abroad when the "barrage" is under way.

One day I saw an aviator "loop the loop" directly above Piccadilly

Circus. He did the trick repeatedly while not more than four hundred

feet above the hotel roof. Scores of people in the streets did not

turn away from staring into shop windows. At another time I saw two

"silver queens"; beautiful beyond words these dirigibles were when they

manoeuvred in the still air above St. Paul's. For these the crowds did

turn from their mundane pursuits.

* * * * *

My first war visit to London almost convinced me that it was a city of

the "woman of the cigarette," and that she had few sisters, if any, who

were not victims of her habit. In the dining-room of my hotel I found

literally scores of women, perhaps as many as three hundred, smoking.

The young, the middle-aged, and the old, were all at it. I saw a young

mother calmly blow smoke over the head of her eight-year old son, who

displayed only a mild interest.

And what I saw in the hotel I witnessed in every down-town eating-place

that I visited. During my entire journey across England I witnessed

a wild nicotine debauch, for in every public place tobacco was king,

and his throne of smoke filled everywhere. English railway-carriages

are marked "smoking" or left undesignated, but nowadays (this does not

apply to Scotland) every compartment is in reality a smoker. A man

in uniform, particularly, wherever he finds himself, brings forth the

inevitable "pill-box"; and there is none to say him nay.

Out of Hull one morning I found myself chatting with a delightful

company, several gentlemen and a lady; and modesty forbids my telling

who was the one person who did not burn up any cigarettes! Later in the

day a modest young woman, carrying every air of gentle breeding, was

seated directly across from me at dinner. She smoked--languidly, but

nevertheless smoked--between courses. And, by the way, one sees much

more smoking in _public_ among women in London than he sees in Paris.

For a man who is old-fashioned enough to prefer womanhood _à la_ his

wife and mother the "woman of the cigarette" is very disquieting,

to say the least. But not all the women of England smoke. Only a

superficial observer would take a London hotel, or London down-town

dining-rooms, or any number of mere incidents, as a warrant for

charging English womanhood universally with the cigarette habit. I have

found the mother and wife of the average Englishman quite as simple and

"unmodernized" as our own American mothers and wives. New York hotel

life will perhaps approach the hotel life of London; and London, we

should remember, has the whole world to contend with. Her allies and

their families are doing a good deal of the smoking for which she gets

the credit.

* * * * *

Perhaps I am very old-fashioned, too, when I prefer a preacher who

does not smoke; but I do. For the pastor of the church in which I find

a family pew, and where I gather my sons and daughters, I continue to

select a minister who knows not the weed and on whose breath the aroma

of it is not found.

But in London I discovered myself often in the company of clergymen

who blew rings with a deftness not acquired in a fortnight. I did not

allow my own discomfort to inconvenience my brethren, however. A very

distinguished divine blew tobacco smoke into my nose and eyes for an

hour after dinner one evening. I suffered nearly as severely as I did

later from German gas in France, but I bore the infliction meekly.

Three months before I should have denied that any man could have done

for ten seconds what that man did for sixty minutes, and live to tell

the story--without a lisp! But we have learned to do and tolerate a

great many things since April, 1917, and many of us who refuse to

learn to do _some things_ appreciate fully the fact that all who have

the greater good at heart, who labor for the things of first and vast

importance, _must work together_.

In London my feet never tired of pressing the streets that led me to

the golden shrines of history. I lost myself in Westminster Abbey and

in the Tower. I stood upon London Bridge, and hours afterwards found

myself humming the old, old chorus, "London Bridge is falling down,

falling down, falling down." But London Bridge is not falling down.

Hear the Tommies marching in the street!

The low buildings of the mighty city are a surprise for the American,

even though he has known of them. Not until he has walked for miles and

miles by them can he realize that London is a vast community. Always he

has associated cities with "sky-scrapers."

That conditions in a war capital are different from those in ordinary

cities I quickly discovered when I tried to have my watch repaired. The

dealer assured me that he would do his best to have it for me in four

weeks! I purchased an Ingersoll; but not in London, for London was sold

out! The war has drained the European nations of skilled artisans. They

are making other things than watches now.

* * * * *

Paris is swifter on its feet than London, and one does not wait so long

for his laundry. There is much politeness visible, too. A Frenchman

will spend ten minutes in trying to understand what you mean to impart,

simply for the chance of rendering you a service. My first battle on

French soil was with a button that I desired to have a tailor sew on

my coat while I lunched. Between my finger in my mouth, with which I

hoped to reveal to him my gastronomic purposes, and the button in my

other hand, with which I pointed to my coat, I was able to convince him

at last--that I had swallowed a similar button and was looking for a

doctor. He did the best that he could for me--directed me to a druggist!

Paris is exquisite in the little things. She knows and values the

amenities of social intercourse as no other city I have ever visited.

Even the "cabbies" curse you with infinite politeness.

* * * * *

A striking difference between Paris and any Canadian or American city

lies in the fact that even in wartime the former employs so many

people that a few modern labor-saving devices would release. While

the telephone and the typewriter are used, they are not common. To

this day it is impossible to telephone to the Paris Gas Society, an

enormous organization with several hundred branches. The company does

not wish to be bothered. London is not unlike Paris in this respect.

In the metropolis of the British Empire thousands of ministers and

professional men and business houses do not have telephones. In Paris

when your gas is in trouble you take a day off and "explain." You may

finally receive the assurance that the matter will be adjusted sometime

within the week. If you grumble, a clerk will smile and say, "C'est la

guerre." And of course the war is much to blame for delays, but more

telephones would help greatly; typewriters and carbon-paper would be

more efficient than cumbersome copying-press machines, and a checkbook

would release many a lad and many an elderly gentleman who now walk

about paying bills with currency.

* * * * *

But Paris is inspiring in her quiet courage and her unshaken

determination. Long-range guns and air raids have left her unbroken.

Indeed, they seem to have cured her of the "nerves" she was supposed

to have. On the morning after a distressing night of suspense

following the loss of more than a hundred lives as the result of

bombs, I rode from Paris to Bordeaux. At dinner I sat opposite a very

distinguished-looking gentleman. He was quite friendly, and introduced

himself; he had been Master of Horse to King George of Greece, was

a brigadier-general in the old Grecian army, and was of one of the

most ancient families of Montenegro--le Comte de Cernowitz. After the

pro-German designs of King Constantine of Greece had become established

le Comte de Cernowitz took up his residence in Paris. As he left me, he

casually remarked that on the previous night his house had been struck

by a bomb, that the roof had been torn off, but that no one had been

killed. He was going to Bordeaux to "await the repairs"!

* * * * *

And Paris now is always a city of surprises. Early one Monday morning

I found myself drawing into a great station. The night had been a very

uncomfortable one. I was in a compartment with a friend--an American

captain--and two French officers. The Frenchmen were very polite, but

they preferred to have the window closed. The air was very close. I

would cautiously open the window, and after an interval our allies

would cautiously close it! The compartment was dark, and finally I

shoved a corner of my pillow under the sash, and waited. Presently down

came the window on the pillow! We had a little breeze for the rest of

the night, anyhow.

I had boarded the train at Rennes, and had been surprised at the close

inspection the local officers had given my papers. But on alighting

at Paris I was even more surprised. French and American soldiers were

drawn up on both sides of the platform, and at the gate stood General

Pershing and his staff. Six o'clock in the morning is early for a

commanding officer to be meeting trains! I waited, and was rewarded by

seeing the Secretary of War, Mr. Newton Baker, whose secret journey to

Europe and the western front was one of the unusual military features

of 1918, leave his car.

* * * * *

Both London and Paris have a regal distinction, a distinction in

common. They are the meeting-points for the going and coming armies of

democracy. No double-track system is this. As they go, so they return.

Here by the Seine and yonder by the Thames these knights of a new

era salute each other as they pass. From Canada and Australia, from

Scotland and Ireland, and from a dozen other places, some of them as

far away as South Africa, the English-speaking soldiers are gathered

into the welcoming arms of London and then thrust forth to be scattered

along the lines of Flanders and France. And to London they come

back--those who do not remain where they fell--to be welcomed tenderly

and then dropped into the distant places that have never faded from

their eyes in all the days of their bloody pilgrimage.

And to Paris the world sends her best, the black and white and yellow

children of the Old World and the New; and Paris smiles upon them

through her resplendent tears, and passes them on. Later, by way of her

vast treasures of the storied past, they march again to find the track

to the open sea and their "own countries."

Once I saw two armies in the selfsame street, one dirty and bedraggled

and with thinned ranks, the other fresh and with the light of eager

quest in its eyes. One was marching south while the other was marching

north. One was from Yorkshire in old England and the other was from

America. Ah, it was a sight to turn stone into tears when the tall,

sinewy lads from the western hemisphere halted just where the avenue

faces the Madeleine, and cheered those weary heroes marching back from

hell.

Paris is far behind me as I write, but the soldiers who shouted their

admiration for the wounds of a thousand convalescent "Tommies" bound

for "Blighty" are with me. God only knows how many of those far-called

heroes will be marching down that glorious way of Paris when the

battalion musters out for home. They are now where civilization has

reared her altars, where democracy has found her Gethsemane. But this

we all know: they will "carry on."

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