CHAPTER XXXVI.--ARCADIA IN THE NINETEENTH CENTURY.

It is popularly asserted and believed that everything has two sides

to it. Even a plum-pudding has an inside and an out; and that romantic

malady, yclept “love unrequited,” although at first sight it appears an

entirely one-sided affair, often demonstrates its bilateral capabilities

by proving a much less heart-rending business than was imagined, when

the lapse of time enables one to discern the bright side of the picture.

The Crane expedition to the Horticultural Fête formed no exception

to this law of nature:--thus, at the moment when Harry, like Hamlet’s

unfortunate papa, was having poison poured into his ear, and was

gradually working himself up to the bolster-scene-in-Othello pitch,

Alice, that pleasant little Desdemona, unconsciously amused herself with

Cassio, Lord Courtland, emulating Dr. Watts’s “busy bee,” by flitting

from flower to flower, laughing at very small jokes, and altogether

conducting herself with great levity, and in a singularly undignified

manner--at least, so Mr. Crane thought; and as he was said to be made of

gold, his opinions ought to have partaken of the value of that precious

metal. But Mr. Crane had never quite forgiven Alice for not appreciating

his many excellences, and was disposed to judge her harshly. After a

time, however, when the novelty of the scene began to wear off--when

Alice had reviewed the contents of Howell and James’s, Swan and Edgar’s,

Redmayne’s, and other ruination shops, on the fair forms of the

ladies of the land--when she had “oh-how-beautiful-ed” and

“isn’t-it-lovely-ed” the flowers to her heart’s content--when she had

heard, and longed to dance to, the Guard’s band, suddenly a dark

vision rose to her mind’s eye--her husband _tête-à-tête_ with that evil

mystery, Arabella Crofton, obscured the sunshine of her spirit; the

rose-coloured spectacles through which she had beheld Vanity Fair fell

off; the serpent had entered in; and, for Alice Coverdale, Chiswick was

Paradise no longer. Thereupon she decided that Lord Alfred was a silly,

tiresome boy, and worried her with his childish nonsense; that Mr. Crane

was a fractious old idiot, who ought to be shut up in an appropriate

asylum; that Kate looked bored and tired, which she did not wonder

at; that Horace D’Almayne was fitter for the Zoological than the

Horticultural Gardens, and deserved to be caged with the chimpanzees

without loss of time; and, finally (forgetting their separation had

resulted from a caprice of her own), that Harry was very unkind to stay

away from her in that way, with that hateful creature, Arabella Crofton,

whom she was sure he liked after all, though he did pretend to treat her

so coldly.

Then people began to push and crowd, and dresses became tumbled; and

D’Almayne having left the party to look for Harry and Miss Crofton, Mr.

Crane misled them, and they fell into difficulties, and were very hot

and uncomfortable; and Alice quite pined to meet her husband, whose

sturdy arm would have supported her, and whose tall figure and broad

shoulders would have forced a way for her through the crowd. Next, Lord

Alfred began to tease her to give him a flower from her bouquet, and

got snubbed for his pains; until Horace D’Almayne, returning, made

his report, viz., that, after much toil and trouble, he had at length

discovered Miss Crofton and Mr. Coverdale, seated together in a

shady corner, apparently absorbed in some deeply interesting topic

of conversation. This information, tallying so exactly with her worst

fears, and finding poor little Mrs. Coverdale both vexed and tired,

very nearly produced a burst of tears, to avoid which pathetic

display she did that which the unfortunate first Mrs. Dombey failed

to effect--viz., she “made an effort,” and became, not exactly herself

again, but Alice Coverdale as she appeared when enacting the heartless

coquette. And this she did, poor child! not from a want, but from a

superfluity of heart. So, seeking to read her truant husband a practical

moral lesson on the iniquity of charioteering dangerous damsels, in

common with whom he possessed mysterious antecedents, she afforded Lord

Alfred a “material guarantee” of her favour, in the shape of the flower

he had coveted; and having thus firmly riveted his chains, ostensibly

petted and made much of her captive. This conduct on his wife’s part was

by no means calculated to soothe Harry Coverdale, pained, ruffled,

and excited by his conversation with Arabella Crofton; and, without

reflecting on the prudence or politeness of such a proceeding, he left

his late companion to take care of herself, and stalking with stately

steps, as of an offended lion, up to Lord Alfred Courtland, observed, in

a tone of dignified irony--

“I am much obliged to your Lordship for taking such _extreme_ care of

Mrs. Coverdale, but will now relieve you from any further trouble on her

account: take my arm, Alice.”

Lord Alfred, strong in the possession of his rosebud, felt inclined to

resist, and murmured something about its being a pleasure rather than

a trouble; while Alice was just determining to support her swain, when

luckily she happened to read in Harry’s flashing eye symptoms of the

approach of an attack of his “quiet manner,” so hastily disengaging her

arm, she placed it within that of her husband, saying, as she did so--

“I am not going to let this truant escape, now that I have caught him.

He deserves punishment--so I shall inflict my society upon him for the

rest of the afternoon, unless,” she added, with a glance which bewitched

Lord Alfred more completely than before, “I should find any stringent

necessity to exercise my feminine prerogative of changing my mind.”

“Your friend Mr. Coverdale’s method of relieving you of your fair charge

was more vigorous than polite, _mon cher_,” remarked D’Almayne to Lord

Alfred, who, feeling he was _de trop_, had left the wedded pair to their

own devices. “However, I think I have obtained a clue, which I have only

to follow up, to arrive at a discovery which will help you on with

your pretty little lady-patroness, by rendering her more the _femme

incomprise_, and neglected wife than ever.”

“Indeed!” was the reply; “what a clever fellow you are! I certainly owe

Coverdale one, for his manner to me just now was anything but nice. Tell

me, what have you discovered?”

“Well, it seems nothing very remarkable at first; but many a large and

goodly oak has grown from as small an acorn. Listen--the immaculate

Harry Coverdale has a private understanding with that dark-eyed gipsy,

Arabella Crofton; they are a great deal more intimate and confidential

in a _tête-à-tête_, than they allow themselves to appear in general

society. I must try and learn what passed between them in Italy, and

I think I can do so with very little trouble. I saw a man in town

yesterday, Archie Campbell, who married one of the Muir girls, with whom

the fair--or rather the dark--Arabella lived as governess, when they

tried to exchange their Scotch brogue for the _lingua Toscana_. She

went to Italy with them, and there met Harry Coverdale--that I know as a

fact; for additional particulars, I shall apply to the said Archie.”

“Then do you think--do you conceive--do you mean to imply, in fact, that

Mr. Coverdale is attached to this Miss Crofton?” stammered Lord Alfred,

colouring, as though he, and not Alice’s husband, were the supposed

delinquent.

“You always put things into such plain words, _mon cher_; it is a

foolish habit, and the sooner you can divest yourself of it the better,”

was D’Almayne’s reply; “probably the mighty Nimrod, in flirting with

Miss Crofton, means no more harm than you do by your Platonic attachment

for his pretty wife. Nevertheless, if such should prove the fact, and

you gently insinuate the same to _la belle Alice_, the chances are that

she will be kinder than ever, to evince her gratitude for your having

rendered her jealous of her husband--not that you seem to require any

help--I saw where that rosebud came from, _coquin_; but now you may, if

you will, render me a service; find your way to the entrance-gate, and

wait till my friend, Monsieur Guillemard, makes his appearance--probably

you will find him waiting there already--and having discovered him,

bring him here.”

As the obedient lordling strolled away on his mission, the indefatigable

Horace gathered a rose; then approaching Kate Crane, he lisped in his

most dreamy and affected style--

“I’ve been searching everywhere to find a rose of that peculiar tint

which might harmonise and yet contrast well with your dress; at length,

I am charmed to say my efforts have been successful. Mr. Crane, will you

favour me by presenting this rose to Madame? Coming through your hands,

I feel sure it will be accepted.”

“No, positively; that is, really it will be much more fitting--if I may

be allowed to say so--that, as you have been so obliging as to find it,

you should yourself present it. Mrs. Crane will, I feel convinced, be

happy to acknowledge your politeness, by accepting a flower offered--if

I may be permitted to say so--with such propriety and respect.”

D’Almayne appeared about to avail himself of the permission which Mr.

Crane thus graciously accorded him; when suddenly drawing back, he

exclaimed, “Excuse me one minute; the thorns are so very sharp, I am

afraid to hand it to you without some protection against them;”--then,

taking a slip of paper from his waistcoat pocket, he wound it round the

stem of the flower, and fixing his eyes with a meaning look on those

of Kate, he gave her the rose. Having done so, he began talking to Mr.

Crane; and soon contrived, by a judicious selection of topics, chiefly

connected with the Stock Exchange, to engross that zealous Mammonite’s

attention. As soon as his wife perceived this to be the case, she

unrolled the paper from the stem of the rose, and, glancing at it

hastily, perceived the following words written in Horace D’Almayne’s

neat hand: “Give me five minutes’ conversation--I will make the

opportunity, if you will avail yourself of it.” Instantly crushing it

in her hand, she rushed into conversation with Arabella Crofton, on the

merits and demerits of certain new annuals; which subject, skilfully

managed, lasted her until Lord Alfred Courtland returned, arm in arm

with Monsieur Guillemard, better got up, more jaunty, and in yellower

kid gloves than ever. This vivacious foreigner was instantly captured

by Horace, and desired to explain, “as he alone could do,” the peculiar

advantages of that famous investment in Terra Cotta preference bonds,

as Mr. Crane had an odd £10,000 lying comparatively fallow--only at

three-and-a-half per cent--which he would be glad to put out well. So,

foolish avarice and clever roguery ambled off together. Then D’Almayne

contrived to dispatch Coverdale and his wife to look at a wonderful

specimen of the _Hypothetica Screamans_, and to saddle Lord Alfred with

Arabella Crofton, although that smitten young aristocrat would have

preferred to have trotted mildly about after Alice, like a pet lamb.

Having disposed of these supernumeraries, he as a matter of course

offered his arm to Kate, who had quietly acquiesced in his arrangements,

and followed at such a judicious distance that, although they still

belonged to the party, in effect they enjoyed all the advantages of a

_tête-à-tête_.

D’Almayne was the first to break silence. “This is most kind,” he said,

“and leads me to hope that you are at length beginning to understand

me--to perceive that my only wish is to act the part of a true friend

towards you. I have a conviction that I owe a duty to you, for I

often reflect with pain how large a share I had in bringing about your

marriage.”

At these words Kate gave a slight start, and her colour deepened: not

appearing to observe these signs of agitation, her companion resumed:

“You may not be aware that it was by my advice that Mr. Crane

transferred his attentions from your cousin (whose affection for Mr.

Coverdale I perceived would oppose an effectual barrier to his wishes)

to yourself:--my object in doing so was twofold. Mr. Crane had shown

me much kindness and attention; he was anxious to marry some one

whose presence would invest his home with an air of distinction and

attractiveness which his wealth could never bestow. The moment I beheld

Miss Marsden, I felt that no one could do so more efficiently. Thus,

from an impulse of gratitude towards Mr. Crane, I persuaded him that it

would be in every way a most suitable and desirable match, and induced

him to make such an offer to Mr. Hazlehurst as should neutralize any

objection that gentleman might have had to your occupying the position

he had destined for his daughter. Again mistaking, in great measure,

both your character and that of Mr. Crane, I believed you would have

suited each other far better than I fear is the case: I fancied you

ambitious, and that the power which wealth would bestow would render you

not only contented, but happy; while I trusted marriage would develop in

Mr. Crane traits of generosity and tenderness of which I now am forced

to confess his nature is incapable. Had I guessed this sooner, I need

scarcely add, the respect and admiration I have always experienced for

one so gifted as you are, would have prevented my advocating the match.

All that now remains for me is to compensate, as far as it is in my

power to do so, for any little failures in tact (believe me they are

nothing more) of which my excellent friend, Mr. Crane, may be guilty;

and I speak thus honestly and openly, in order that, appreciating my

motives, you may place full confidence in me, and thus enable me,”--and

here he sank his voice almost to a whisper--“to assist you in bearing

the burden which I have unconsciously helped to place upon you.”

“I must believe you mean kindly by me,” was Kate’s reply; “but you are

aware that, with me, deeds tell better than words. Has the application

been made?”

“Yes.”

“And with what result? But I fear I need scarcely ask.”

“Not a favourable one, I regret to say. Mr. Crane saw Mrs. Leonard,

hoping, I fancy, that she might have learned some tidings of her

husband; but when he became aware of the object of her visit, he not

only refused to assist her, or to do anything for her children, but grew

irritated, reproached her with what he termed her husband’s infamous

conduct, declared he had lost thousands of pounds by his negligence, and

wound up by threatening that, if she ever set foot in his house again,

he would give her in charge to the police. When I visited her, I found

her in tears, and utterly heart-broken by this failure of her last

hope.”

“You must go to her again,” exclaimed Kate, eagerly; “tell her you

have mentioned her necessities to a lady of your acquaintance, who is

willing, and, thank God, able to assist her; give her money; find out

what she most requires; devise some plan by which she may be enabled to

support herself and educate her children. Oh! if I can save this poor

family from ruin, it will be some little----” She checked herself

abruptly, then continued: “Mr. Crane is most liberal to me, and allows

me more than I have the least occasion or desire to spend on myself--so

do not let them want for anything. And oh! be most careful--you say she

is a lady, poor thing!--be most careful not to wound her feelings. You

do not know how shrinkingly sensitive poverty makes natures that are at

all refined.”

“I fear Mr. Crane’s words, spoken, I dare say, under a very just feeling

of annoyance, both pained and irritated her,” returned D’Almayne. “She

naturally draws a strong line between the fact that her husband has

been imprudent and unfortunate, and the insinuation that he had been

criminal. Mr. Crane, I grieve to say, appeared to doubt the truth of

her statement, that Mr. Leonard was ignorant of his partner’s intended

flight and defalcation.”

“Ungenerous! cruel!” murmured Kate, carried away by her excitement, and

forgetting, or perhaps at the moment scarcely heeding, the fact that

D’Almayne’s quick ears were eagerly drinking in these acknowledgments of

the estimation in which she held her husband.

“I am most anxious to save you all trouble in this matter,” resumed

D’Almayne; “but it would be a great satisfaction to me, and relieve me

of a responsibility for which I am scarcely fitted, if you would not

object to visit Mrs. Leonard yourself: She is already most anxious to

see and thank the kind benefactress to whom I have informed her she is

indebted. Were you once to talk to her, you would perceive the gentle

yet strong nature we have to deal with; you would learn her hopes,

fears, and prospects, from her own lips, rather than through such

an unworthy interpreter as myself; you would see the interesting

children;--may I hope that you will consent?”

Kate paused--considered; but her answer demands a fresh chapter.

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