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"You can burn your slack cook in oven in our ----
Grate."--_Advt. in Daily Paper._
But now that the coal strike is over we shall try to put up with our
cook a little longer.
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[Illustration: _Our Reverend Spoonerist (calling at the Deanery)._ "IS
THE BEAN DIZZY?"]
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"WALLASEY'S LOW FIGURE.