CHAPTER XV.

And now we were once more to cross that narrow strip of troubled water

which separates Gallic shores from _perfide Albion_, and whose horrors

doubtless have much to do with the dread that so many travelled

Englishmen have of crossing the Atlantic. But as has often been

remarked, one may cross the Atlantic with scarce a qualm, and yet be

utterly prostrated, for the time being, on the vile little tubs of

passenger boats in crossing the English Channel--a trip which the

tourist inwardly, with what inwards are left of him, thanks Providence

is made in less than two hours. The good fortune of a comparatively

smooth sea, quiet, bright day, and passage made without a single case of

seasickness, which was vouchsafed us when coming over, did not attend us

on our return trip, which was made from Boulogne to Folkestone.

On arrival at the French pier, a good stiff breeze in our faces, and

ominous white caps to the waves outside, indicated to us what we were to

expect. We sought the captain, an Englishman. "Was there no other

accommodation than the deck," with its suggestive pile of wash-bowls?

The close little cabin was already fully occupied.

"No, sir; better keep on deck--shall be over in little more than an

hour."

We remembered the captain's nationality, and the weakness of his

countrymen, and determined to make the usual trial.

"Captain, isn't there a private state-room? (looking him fixedly in the

eye, and jingling some coin musically in one of my pockets).

"There isn't a nook in the ship (?), sir, that isn't chock up, full,

but my own state-room, and I sometimes--if a suvren's to be made--don't

mind--"

A gold coin bearing the effigy of Napoleon was in his hand before he

could speak another word.

"This way, sir. You and madam will find a couple of nice bunks there;

it'll be a head wind and rough passage; keep on your back, sir, and

you're all right. Tom, mind yer eye, and look out for the lady 'n'

gen'leman."

The captain's comfortable state-room was worth the "tip," for in three

minutes after leaving the pier a dozen were sick, and in a quarter of an

hour so were seven eighths of all on board; and here we had the

satisfaction of being wretched in private, and served by Tom, a brisk

boy, with an eye to a shilling in prospective, instead of grovelling in

abject misery on deck, in company with fifty or sixty other pitiable

objects, and served by two gruff old he chambermaids, who perambulated

back and forth with mops, swabs, and wash-bowls.

Arrived at Folkestone, which is a place of fashionable resort, we found,

on stepping ashore, drawn up in two parallel lines extending front the

landing stage up for twenty rods or more towards the train that was in

waiting, a large deputation of fashionably-dressed men and women,

besides curious idlers in waiting to inspect and stare at the victims of

Neptune's punishment. There stood these English people, who, probably,

passed in their circles among their countrymen for ladies and gentlemen,

sticklers for laws of etiquette and politeness, no doubt,--in two long

parallel lines, like a regiment on dress parade; and between these lines

the passengers, all bedraggled, pale, and limey with seasickness, and

hampered with the paraphernalia of travel, were obliged to pass,

subjected to the stare of vapid swells with straw-colored side whiskers

and eye-glasses, and young women with sea-side hats and parasols, who

looked each passer by up and down and all over with the critical eye of

a recruiting officer, making those of their own sex more mortified at

their dishabille, and the other indignant at this insulting stare. But

the familiar sound of the English tongue on every side was music to our

ears; the railway porters and guards of the train in waiting all spoke

English when they asked us where we wished to go.

About seventy miles' railroad ride and we were at London; and

notwithstanding the advantages of comparison we had enjoyed in the

seeing of Paris, Vienna, and other European capitals, we could not help

feeling again, as on our first visit, impressed with the vastness of

this great city. Mile after mile of street after street, and still we

went past miles of stores and miles of houses, streets of shops, streets

of dwellings, squares; a cross street, and presto! out again into

another apparently endless street of great retail stores, with

gayly-dressed shop windows, and crowds of vehicles and pedestrians;

through another street, past a grand park, with its green grass and

broad acres, and stately dwellings about it; on amid the never-ending

roar, and clatter, and hum, and rush of cabs, great omnibuses,

drays, wagons, gay equipages, and nobby dog carts--a never-ending,

never-ceasing, constantly changing, moving panorama of novel sights and

scenes.

LONDON. It _is_, indeed, a great capital; only think of a city covering

an area of one hundred and twenty-five square miles, and containing

three millions of inhabitants; where more than eighteen hundred children

are born every week, and over twelve hundred deaths per week are

recorded. London, which was a British settlement before the Romans came

to England; which was burned and ravaged by the Danish robbers of 851,

and a city which King Alfred rebuilt and Canute lived in; London, a

great city of over one hundred and forty thousand inhabitants in Queen

Elizabeth's time; London, that figures in Shakespeare, and Byron, and

Dickens, and that we have read of in romances and novels, and studied

about in histories and geographies, from childhood up.

There is enough for the sight-seer, the student, the antiquarian, or the

tourist to enjoy in this wondrous old city if he stays in it a year. I

have really been amused to hear some of our American tourists, who visit

Europe for the usual tour, reply, on being asked if they had seen

London, "O, yes, we saw everything; staid there a whole week."

This is about the amount of time bestowed on the rare old city by the

many fashionable American tourists, who are in haste to get into the

glare and glitter of Paris, and who manage by brisk labor to skim over

the principal sights, such as racing through Westminster Abbey, running

about St. Paul's, giving a few hours to the British Museum, skurrying

through the Tower and the Houses of Parliament, and devoting a few

evening hours to Madame Tussaud's and some of the theatres. Then there

are those who go over and make no stop at London at first, reserving it

to visit on their homeward trip from the continent, and find all too

late that they have used up too much time in other places, and have not

reserved a tithe of what they ought, to see it, ere they must prepare

for the homeward-bound steamer.

A great deal, I grant, may be seen of London in a fortnight's time, if

the tourist works industriously, and buckles to the task early and late;

but the real lover of travel will six weeks to be none too long, and may

find abundance of that which is novel, interesting, and instructive

fully to occupy his attention that length of time. I cannot but think

that early spring--say the last of April and first of May--is the very

best time to visit England; the season seems a month in advance of ours

in New England, and the tourist sees how much more sensible "crowning a

May Queen," "going a Maying," and dancing round a May-pole, are there

the first of May, where the flowers are springing and the air is balmy,

than in our New England, where chilly east winds seem like the parting

breath of winter, and only snowdrops and crocuses dare to put forth an

appearance on the south, sunny sides of banks or protecting walls.

After shopping abroad, the good, square, solid honesty of the London

shopmen is more fully appreciated, and especially do Americans see here

that there is an effort by the tradesman who has gained any celebrity

for a specialty--the tailor, boot maker, the umbrella maker, or even a

mutton pie vender, to keep his articles up to the original standard,

that they may be always reliable, and become a proverb among purchasers.

This is in contrast with many of our American dealers, who, after

"getting a run" on goods, endeavor to realize a larger and more

immediate profit by adroitly lowering the standard of quality, or by

skilful adulteration.

But we must pack our trunks for the homeward voyage. A very large

portion of this preparation I had done in Paris by a professional

packer, styled an _emballeur_, an individual so skilled in folding

ladies' voluminous dresses and gentlemen's coats, that they come forth

without a wrinkle, and who stows away in one of your trunks almost

double the amount that you think it could possibly be made to contain--a

service, the expense of which is trifling, but which saves the tourist a

vast amount of-time, as well as vexatious and tedious labor.

More than six months of "living in a trunk," and a constant succession

of novelty, and continuous travel from one point to another, living at

hotels, "grand" good, indifferent, and bad, naturally incline one to

long for rest and quiet; and, passionately fond of travel as one may be,

there are but few I have ever encountered, who devoted half a year

constantly and faithfully to it, but were willing to acknowledge

sight-seeing to be some of the hardest labor they ever performed.

There is one thing that also tends to give the student or lover of

travel something of an unsatisfied feeling, as his journey draws near

its close, especially if he has been limited as to time; and that is,

the thought of how much there is in Europe to study and to see, and how

little, comparatively, he has accomplished. Yet, even with this feeling,

the author could not help hugging to his heart the real, solid enjoyment

that had been experienced in visiting those scenes hallowed in dreams of

youthful imagination, in realizing the hopes--and anticipations of

years, and also the thought of what a pleasure the memory of these

sights and scenes in foreign lands would be, in years to come, as they

were recalled to mind.

"But the ship it is ready,

And the wind it is fair,"

and O, how far our home does seem from us over the ocean, now that we

have had practical experience upon its broad billows. But this thought

is lost in the anticipation of meeting friends and loved ones whom we

have not looked upon for six long months, and a return to familiar

scenes of home, for which the heart yearns, notwithstanding the

attractions by which we may be surrounded.

A last shopping in London for English umbrellas, ladies' water-proofs,

French dog-skin gloves (made in England), English walking shoes,

Cartwright & Warner's under clothing, sole leather trunks, furs, which

you can buy so very much cheaper than in America; books, such as you

think you can get through the custom-house; a few comforts for the

voyage, which former experience has taught you that you will require,

and you are ready.

Down to the office of the Cunard steamers, in London, we went, to learn

at what hour the ship would leave Liverpool, and other particulars. This

office we found to be in one of those buildings which your genuine

Londoner so delights in for a place of business. The greater the

magnitude of a merchant's or banker's business, and the wealthier he is,

the more dingy, contracted, dark, and inconvenient he seems to like to

have his counting-house or business quarters. There is nothing the

old-fashioned London millionnaire seems to have such a horror of, as a

bright, fresh office, with plate glass, oak or marble counters, plenty

of light, broad mahogany desks, and spacious counting-house. He seems to

delight in a dingy old building, down in the depths of the city, with

walls thick enough for a fortification; built, perhaps, in Queen

Elizabeth's time, and so smoke-begrimed that you can't tell the original

color of the stones. A narrow, squat doorway, over which an almost

obliterated sign-board bears the name of the firm,--the original members

of which have been dead a century, and not one of the present members

bears it,--is an indication of the Englishman's substantial character,

and how averse he is to change,--knowing that with his countrymen, the

knowledge that the firm of "Fogy Brothers" has been known all over the

world for a century as responsible merchants, is capital in itself, and

one worth having.

In America, from the nature of things and our manner of doing business,

we are apt to infer, and often correctly, such a concern is "slow,"

infected with "dry rot," does not "keep up with the times," or is

"rusting out," while the younger blood of Wider Wake & Co., with their

vigor and progressive spirit, so infects all about them with their

enterprise as to command success, and even attract from the older

concern a portion of that which cannot brook the tedious circumlocution

of those who are tardy in availing themselves of the real improvements

of the age.

I have been into the counting-rooms of men worth millions, in London,

which, in convenience and appliances for clerical labor, were not equal

to those of a Boston retail coal-seller, or haberdasher, and others

whose warehouses would give the uninitiated American an impression that

they were old junk stores, instead of the headquarters of a firm whose

name was known, and whose bills were honored, in almost every capital in

Europe. A mousing visit among some of these old places in the city is

very interesting, and has been made more so by some of the inimitable

descriptions of Dickens. In fact, on my return to London, I could not

help longing for an opportunity to spend some weeks here, and, in

company with some old resident, to explore the curious old nooks and

corners of the city, which contain so much that is noted in history,

exhibit so many different phases of life, and hold so much that,

described, would be as novel to half of London itself, as photographs of

the depths of an African forest.

The steamship office was down in an old building which had once been a

dwelling-house, and there was the old front door, small old baluster and

stair rail, and rooms almost the same as they had been left years ago,

when a family dwelt there. Your Londoner always uses these old places

just as long as he can possibly make them pay without putting a

shilling's worth of expense upon them. So we stumbled up the dark

staircase, and tumbled into the low-studded room that might once have

been the family parlor, where the requisite information was obtained of

the clerks in attendance.

When about to return home by steamer, telegraph to the Adelphi, or the

hotel you intend to stop at in Liverpool, the day before you take

passage in advance, or you may not have a desirable room for your last

night's sleep on shore, for these Liverpool hotels are all full, at the

arrival and departure of the steamers, of passengers who are arriving

and departing.

Coming down into the coffee-room of the hotel for his last English

breakfast, the tourist will doubtless meet, as we did, numerous

Americans who have been rambling over the continent for months, and are

now, like himself, homeward bound.

"Hallo, Binks!--is that you? How are you? Why, we saw your name on the

register atop of Mount Righi six months ago. Thought you'd gone home."

"No, _sir_! Been everywhere, seen everything. By the by, speaking of

seeing names, we travelled right after you in Italy, got to Danielli's,

in Venice, day after you left, found your name in Florence, bought some

filigree stuff at same shop you did in Genoa."

Up comes another to exchange greetings, whom you met in Strasburg

Cathedral, and who has been to Rome, as you see by his scarf-pin, and

introduces his wife, who has been in Vienna, as you observe by her

Russia leather travelling-bag. They have also been to Florence, as you

see by the daughter's mosaics. In fact, after an experience in shopping

on the continent, you can tell by the costumes, ornaments, or travelling

paraphernalia of many of the homeward-bound Yankees, almost to a

certainty, the leading cities which they have visited during their tour

abroad. They all seem to have seen the same sights in the same cities,

and talk as glibly about crossing over Rue Rivoli, and going up Rue

Scribe, or "when we were riding out in the _bwar_ one afternoon," as if

they were as familiar with Paris all their lives as they are with Wall

Street, Fifth Avenue, Beacon Street, Chester Park, or Chestnut Street.

Amusing also to the old traveller must be the ease with which some, who

have had but a three months' "scoot" over the continent, speak of

"running down to Rome," or "stopping at Berlin a day or two," or "the

day we went over the Alps," "pretty place is Lucerne. We staid there all

day." We could but think ourselves, however, that one needs six months'

travel in Europe in order to learn _how_ to see it, and to prepare for a

second visit.

We must be at the "landing stage" at the dock at twelve o'clock; so the

placard posted in the hotel informs us. And on arrival there with our

pile of luggage, we find a fussy little Pancks of a steam-tug waiting to

take the mails and luggage aboard, and another to take the passengers

themselves. Here, on the pier, are the usual scenes of parting and

leave-taking, and some few privileged ones go out on the tug, to the

steamer, which lies in the stream half a mile away, emitting volumes of

black smoke, and gathering strength for her journey. Forests of masts

are at the docks, one or two huge vessels of war out in the stream, some

great, dismantled hulks on an opposite shore, and a fresh sea breeze

coming in, curls the dark-blue waves over with a white fringe, making

the whole scene appear very like dozens of "marine views" that we have

seen in art galleries.

Stepping on board, we are at once in the midst of a tremendous crowd of

luggage and passengers, ship's crew, stewards, and officers, mixed up in

every direction. We have the number of our state-room, and get the

steward and porter of the section in which it is situated pointed out to

us by an obliging officer. Both of these individuals seem in too great a

hurry to stop and hear us as we commence a request; but we have profited

by experience. My hand is already in my pocket, a few hurried words, the

quiet passage of her majesty's portrait in silver into the palm of the

listener, and in five minutes the luggage for our state-room is there,

and the porter touches his hat, and asks if there is "anythink else,

sir," while the steward comes soon after to tell me to "call for George

whenever we want anything." Such is the mysterious power of her

majesty's coin on her subjects.

The reader need not have rehearsed again to him the experiences of the

passage over, which differs but little from those already described in

these pages, except that it was rougher, and, as the sailors say, "all

up hill," while from America to England it is down, and that we counted

the completion of each day's journey as so much nearer home. But when

old Boston's spires came in sight, and the swelling dome of the State

House rose to view, it seemed that we had looked upon no sight or scene

in foreign lands, and visited no place over the ocean that was a more

pleasant picture to look upon--its attraction in our eyes heightened, no

doubt, by that charm that invests one's native land and childhood's

home.

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Transcriber's Note:

Hyphenation, punctuation, and spelling standardized when a predominant

preference was found in this book; otherwise unchanged. When in doubt,

end-of-line hyphens have been retained. Simple typographical errors

remedied, but no changes made to quoted inscriptions.

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