SIR JAMES CATCHES COLD IN THE BACK.

"And are there any fish in that muddy pond, Monnick?" said Arthur Prayle

that morning after breakfast.

"Oh, sir, yes; you should see them sometimes; great fellows that come up

after the bread you throw in. Are you coming to see it emptied?"

Arthur Prayle looked at his glossy black garments, and then, bowing his

head, gravely said, "Yes, perhaps I shall be there," and he raised his

book and went on down the garden.

His "perhaps" proved a certainty, for when the party started from the

house to go across the fields he walked sedately between Aunt Sophia and

Naomi, talking softly all the time till they reached the place.

It was a large pond. How large? Well, about as big as ponds generally

are; and it was pretty deep. There were mysterious places beneath the

overhanging willows, whose roots hung in the water, where the hooked

fish rushed and entangled the lines. There was that awkward spot where

the old posts, and wood, and willow poles lay with their ends in the

mud, where Sir James caught the great eel that twined himself in and

out, and the stout silkworm gut line parted like tinder. There was a

deep hole, too, by the penstock, and various linking places where, in

the silence of the night, you could hear wallowings and splashings, and

now and then a loud suck or smack of the lips as a fish took something

from the top of the water.

On inspection half-a-dozen brawny brown-armed men were found picking and

throwing out the earth, and graving a trench in a way that would have

made a military engineer long for a few hundred of such fellows to form

his earthworks. Deep down they delved till they had cut and laid bare

certain pipes in a huge dyke, every foot of which was suggestive of the

mysteries of the pond that required so vast a trench to drain off its

waters. There was a good deal of speculation rife about that pond,

inasmuch as one that was drained by Sir James a couple of years before

proved to hold nothing but thousands of great fat newts that swarmed

over the mud like alligators in a Florida lagoon. It was said that

after all perhaps a carp or two and an eel would be all that were found,

but, even as the speculative remarks were made, a shoal of small roach

flecked the surface, and it was certain that the result could not be

_nil_.

It boots not to tell of the way those men worked, as full of interest in

the job as any one else, it is enough to say that the pond head was

reached at last, the new drain ready, and over the pipe a piece of

wire-work placed to stay any fish from passing down; and at last the

water was allowed to flow till the pond was a couple of feet lower, the

roots of the bank vegetation and the willows bare, and dozens of slimy

holes visible, such as would be affected by eels, water-voles, and other

lovers of such snuggeries in the banks. Ragged pieces of wood stood out

at all angles from the mud and water, the penstock rose up like a model

in old oak of Tyburn Tree, kept for the execution of rats; and the great

wooden pump, with its platform in the corner where the water-barrels

were tilled, trailed its leaden pipe down into the depths like a

monstrous antediluvian eel.

Not so much as a splash to tell that there was anything within the

waters rushing away in a flood, down through the alders in an old marl

pit hard by. More hours went on and there were no signs of fish. Mud

and to spare, and the banks looking slimy and strange. Tangles of wood

that had lain at the bottom for years began to show as lower sank the

water, revealing pots, old boots, hurdles, and rusty iron, but still no

fish of size. Then there was a shout of triumph from one of the men at

the sight of a billhook some six feet from the bank, one that had been

dropped in years before, when the overhanging willows were being lopped,

and there was no Mercury at hand to bring it up transformed to silver or

gold. The keen-edged implement was recovered, hardly the worse for its

immersion, and, as far as its owner was concerned, the game of draining

the pond was worth the candle. But still no fish, and, save in the

holes, the water was now only a foot deep. There were indications

though, for the simple running of the water off would not have made the

remainder so thick, and as some bubbles were seen to rise, one man

declared that it was a "girt" eel at work. Another six inches lower,

and here and there a dark line could be seen, cutting the muddy water,

ploughing as it were along, while behind there came a wavy eddy, and it

was evident that these dark lines were the back fins of fish swimming in

the shallow pool.

"They are getting sick," said John Monnick with a grim smile.

Certainly if swimming at the top of the water indicated sickness, a

number of large fish were very sick indeed, while now that the fact was

patent of there being plenty of finny creatures there, the excitement

began to grow. The remaining water grew more thick, and here and there

the surface was dimpled and splashed by little dark spots where shoals

of small fish hurried to and fro. Then as the water grew lower still,

there was a cessation of movement, the fish seemed all to have

disappeared, and they might have passed down the drain for all there was

to see.

"Rather a boyish pursuit," said Prayle, who found himself close by the

doctor.

"Thoroughly," replied Scales; "puts one in mind of old school days.

Never enjoyed myself so much in my life."

Prayle smiled and turned to Naomi.

"That fellow's ancestors must have been eels," growled the doctor to

himself. "Great Darwin! I declare myself converted."

"Interested in it, Mr Prayle?" said Naomi, opening her large soft eyes.

"Oh, yes, I like to see anything that pleases my cousin."

"Ah!" sighed Prayle, "it seems a strange pursuit."

"My cousin is so fond of the water," said Naomi gently.

"He seems fond of the mud," muttered Prayle. "Good heavens! how can a

man be such a boor?"

All this while Lady Scarlett was smiling on everybody, and taking

intense interest in her husband's pursuit, seeing that the men had lunch

and as much beer as they liked--which was a good deal--but they were

working tremendously and as eager as their lord.

And now preparations were made. Half-a-dozen large tubs were filled

with clean water; a strong landing-net was placed at hand, with a couple

of buckets, and two or three of the shallow wooden baskets, known as

"trucks," or so-called "trugs." The next proceeding was for a man to

descend into the slime at the head of the pond, and commence a trench,

throwing out the mud right and left till he had reached the solid

bottom, and thus going on ahead to form, as it were, a ditch through the

centre of the hollow, a process which hastened the flow of water and

soon set the latest doubt at rest. For before long there was a

scuffling and splashing of small fish, roach leaped out, and small bream

kept, displaying their silvery sides. Tiny pools formed all over the

bottom of the pond, each occupied by its scores of fish, while, in the

principal pool, the great carp could be seen sailing slowly and sedately

here and there, all singly, save in one instance, where a monster fellow

swam slowly in and out with one two-thirds his size close to his side--a

regular fishy Darby and Joan. Then lower sank the water, the small fish

all splash and excitement, but the great carp as cool and calm as could

be, retiring with the water to a pool that grew less and less until, in

place of being single and in pairs, they were united into one great

shoal that, if not like dogs, as John Monnick said, were certainly

suggestive of the backs of so many little pigs swimming quietly to and

fro. Lower still the water, and the excitement increasing.

"What a great carp!" cried the doctor. "Look at his back fin."

"No; it is an eel!" cried Sir James; and an eel it was, slowly gliding

along through what was rapidly becoming liquid mud; and in few minutes

another and another, and then once more another could be seen, huge

fellows nearly a yard long, and very thick and fat, going about with

their long back fins above the surface, as they moved in serpentine wavy

progression, seeking for some place of refuge, and then suddenly

disappearing by giving themselves a wriggle and twist, and working

themselves down into the mud.

"There goes Prayle's relation. I wish he'd follow," said the doctor to

himself.

"Well, Jack, what do you think of it all?" cried Sir James, whose old

tweed coat was bespattered with mud.

"That I never saw a fellow less like a baronet and a member of

Parliament in my life," replied Scales.

"Ah! you should have seen me at the Cape, my boy, cooking for our party;

and in the far west making a brush hut. You don't know what a number of

facets a fellow can show. There, pull off your coat and come and help.

Let's be boys while we can."

The doctor pulled off his coat and rolled up his sleeves, and then

bowing apologetically to the ladies--

"For heaven's sake," he said, "if ever you meet any patients of mine,

don't say you saw me bemired like this."

"Humph!" ejaculated Aunt Sophia, whose face was an enigma.

"They would perhaps like you all the better for it, doctor," said Lady

Scarlett smiling, and then turning serious as she noted the grave look

on the face of her husband's friend.

She looked up directly after, and saw that Prayle was watching her, and

he soon took a step forward as if about to come to her side, but she

coloured slightly, and went to speak to the old gardener, whom she sent

to the house upon some errand.

"An excuse," said Prayle to himself: "she invented that on the instant."

By this time the ditch through the middle was extending fast, the water

pouring off, and the landing-net at work stopping fish like shoals of

sprats from going towards the wire-protected drain, and these were

scooped out, placed in buckets, and from thence carried to the tubs.

The men worked furiously, evidently as delighted with the task as so

many schoolboys, though extremely careful about getting in the mud. But

time soon changed all that, for the water was now low enough for the

great carp to be reached, and the smaller fry of roach and bream were

left, for the present, while the men laid down planks upon the mud, and

approached the hole beneath the willows, where it was known that the

carp now lay. "Take care! Don't hurt them!" "Scoop 'em out wi' the

trug." Order after order, as the wooden buckets were handled; one was

plunged in, and shovelled out a great carp with a quarter of a pailful

of liquid mud. No calm sedateness now. The monarchs of the pond had

felt their latent majesty touched, and there was a tremendous splashing

and plunging; the man who had scooped out the great fish was spattered

with mud from head to foot; there was a plunge, and the carp was gone.

The mud was forgotten now in the excitement, as fresh efforts were made,

the carp were scooped out and held down by main force as they gave

displays of their tremendous muscular power, and were passed up the

side--great golden fellows, thick, short, and fat, clothed in a scale

armour that seemed to be composed of well-worn half-sovereigns, and

panting and gaping with surprise as they were safely landed.

Shouts and laughter greeted each capture of the great fellows, only one

of which was as small as two pounds weight, the others running from

three to five, and exhibiting a power that was marvellous in creatures

of their size. Sometimes a great fellow eluded capture again and again,

gliding between the hands, leaping out of the basket, and making furious

efforts to escape, but only to be caught once more, till the last was

secured, and attention turned to the eels.

By this time the doctor had caught the infection from his friend, and he

was as forgetful of the mud and as eager in the chase as Sir James and

his men; and as the big landing-net was brought into use, and the great

eels that glided over the mud like serpents were chased, they showed

that they could travel tail first as fast as head first, and with the

greatest ease. The landing-net was held before them, and efforts made

to drive them in, but generally without result, or if they were driven

in, it was only for them to glide out more quickly. Hands were useless,

shovels impotent, and the chase grew exciting in the extreme, as the men

plunged in their bare arms to the shoulder, and drew them from the mud

again, looking; as if they had gone in, like Mrs Boffin, for fashion,

and were wearing twenty-four button gloves of a gloomy hue. But lithe

and strong as they were, the eels had to succumb, great two and three

pound fellows, and were safely thrown out on the grass; the last of the

small fish were secured, the whole of the water drained off, and nothing

remained but three feet of thick mud. Nothing? Nothing but the eels

that had dived in like worms. These were now attacked. The mud was

stirred with poles or shovels till the lurking place of one was found,

when, after a long tight, he would be secured, twisting, twining, and

fighting for liberty; needing delicate handling too, for these monsters

of the pond bite hard and sharp. Deep down in the mud some forced

themselves, but many were dug out, and thrown or driven into places

where they could be secured, and at last, wet, muddy, and weary, the

owner cried _Quantum suff._, beer for the last time was handed round,

and the empty pond was left in peace.

But there was fish for dinner that night, savoury spitchcocked eels, and

regal carp with wine sauce, the latter being declared by every one

present, from Aunt Sophia to Prayle, to be the poorest, muddiest, most

insipid dish ever placed upon a table.

It was about nine that night that just before Lady Scarlett sent a

message to the study, which was half full of smoke, and while Prayle had

gone for a stroll to watch the stars, as he said, making Scales look a

little glum as he left the room, that Sir James cried suddenly--"Jack,

old man, I'll never brag again."

"Why?"

"I've got the most awful of pains in my back, and it seems to run right

up my spine. What the dickens is it? Have you been giving me a dose?"

"No," said Scales grimly; "that comes of emptying the pond."

"Not going to be anything, is it?"

"Well," said the doctor, "I don't know, but a cold will settle sometimes

upon the nerves."

"Oh! hang it, man, don't talk about one's nerves. Here, come along, I

shall forget it. Let's go and have some tea."

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