This work contains a copious selection of those passages in the works of

JEREMY BENTHAM which appear to be chiefly distinguished for merit of a

simply rhetorical character; which, appearing often in the midst of long

and arduous processes of reasoning, or in the course of elaborate

descriptions of minute practical arrangements, demanding from an active

mind severe thought and unflagging attention, have scarcely had their due

weight with the general reader, nor secured their just meed of admiration.

He was singularly careless, writes his editor, in distributing his

pleasing illustrations of playfulness, or pathos, or epigrammatic

expression. His 'mission' he considered to be that of an instructor and

improver; and the flowers which, equally with more substantial things,

were the produce of his vigorous intellect, he looked upon as scarcely

worthy of passing attention, and deserving of no more notice than to be

permitted to grow wherever the more valued objects of his labors left them

a little room. The volume comprehends a vast variety of sound opinion, and

able though brief argument upon themes which relate to the social, moral

and religious well-being of mankind. Touching the style of the writer, as

evinced in these selections, we should say that it was formed mainly upon

a due avoidance of prolixity, (an observance not always characteristic of

BENTHAM'S writings,) concerning which he himself very justly remarks:

'Prolixity may be where redundancy is not. Prolixity may arise not only

from the multifarious insertion of unnecessary articles, but from the

conservation of too many necessary ones in a sentence; as a workman may be

overladen not only with rubbish, which is of no use for him to carry, but

with materials the most useful and necessary, when heaped up in loads too

heavy for him at once.' A useful hint this, to unpractised writers.

THE CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN BURNS AND CLARINDA. With a Memoir of Mrs.

M'LEHOSE, (CLARINDA.) Arranged and edited by her Grandson, W. C.

M'LEHOSE. In one volume, pp. 293. New-York: R. P. BIXBY AND COMPANY.

We have no doubt that the contents of this well-executed little volume are

altogether authentic; full particulars relative to the custody and

authenticity of the correspondence and the state of preservation of the

original manuscripts being given in the preface. But we are very sorry to

say so much against the book as this fact implies. It would be far better

for the reputation of the immortal Bard of Scotland, if some hereditary

friend, chary of his undying fame, were to come before the public with a

pamphlet disproving entirely the agency of BURNS in this correspondence.

To those who are acquainted with previous records in the private history

of the world-renowned poet, it is painful to convict him, out of his own

mouth, of duplicity in matters of the heart; of insincerity in the

profession of simultaneous passion for various lovers; and of other acts

which are alike indefensible and disreputable. We must needs marvel too

that the 'CLARINDA' of the correspondence should have been doomed by a

near descendant to the exposure inseparable from the revelations of this

volume. That the treatment which she received at the hands of one whose

duty it was to 'love, cherish, and protect' her, was equally undeserved

and inexcusable, we can well believe; but that the 'platonic attachment,'

which sprung up in a night, like the gourd of JONAH, and gradually waxed

to 'passion at fever-heat,' was justified by these facts, or sanctioned by

propriety, or that its history in detail is calculated to elevate the

character of woman, or exercise a healthful moral influence, we have just

as little reason to doubt. There is a sprinkling of verse in an appendix,

which BURNS was good enough to praise. It is of that kind 'which neither

gods nor men permit;' and is conclusive, not of BURNS'S judgment, but of

his 'tender' sycophancy.

EDITOR'S TABLE.

SOME 'SENTIMENTS' ON SONNETS, WITH SUNDRY SPECIMENS.--Thanks to our

ever-welcome correspondent, 'T. W. P.' for his pleasant, pertinent and

improving sentiments on sonnets. Arriving at too late an hour for a place

among our guests at the _table d' hôte_, perhaps he will not object to sit

at our humble side-table, and converse familiarly with the reader; since,

as honest SANCHO remarked of the Duke, 'Wherever _he_ sits, there will be

the _first place_.' Our friend has a fruitful theme. How many borrowed

prose-passages have we seen, with their original brightness dimmed or

deflected in a sorry sonnet! Nine in ten of our modern examples in this

kind, when one comes to analyze them, will be found to consist of stolen

ideas, combined with what SOUTHEY would call 'bubble, and bladder, and

tympany.' But perpend the subjoined: 'Ever since the fatal days of

PETRARCH AND GUIDO CAVALIANTI, mankind have suffered more or less from the

chronic infliction of Sonnets. With them indeed the complaint was

constitutional, and came in the natural way; under so mild and gentle a

form withal, that little danger was to be apprehended for Italian

temperaments, except a degree of languor, general debility, and a

disagreeable singing in the ears. It was only when it worked its way into

English blood, that the virus assumed its most baneful character.

SHAKSPEARE, among other illustrious victims, was afflicted by it in his

youth, but seems to have recovered during his residence in the metropolis.

Possibly the favor of the royal hand might have proved more beneficial

than that of the Earl of Southampton. Perhaps he was _touched_ for it by

ELIZABETH, as JOHNSON was by Queen ANNE for the scrofula. However that may

be, we know very well that the disorder is now rooted among us, and that

every week produces decided cases of Sonnets, sometimes so severe as to be

intolerable. In this condition of the mental health of our country, since

the evil cannot be cured, it were a work at once philanthropical and

patriotic, so to modify it and regulate its attacks, that it may settle

down into a moderate degree of annoyance, like the lighter afflictions of

mild measles and mumps. We can always calculate upon the duration of each

'fytte,' as none ever exceeds the fourteenth spasm. When the just

dozen-and-two convulsions are past, the danger is over, and the offensive

matter may be removed by a newspaper, or discharged into some appropriate

magazine. There is good reason for designating the complaint as a

_periodical_ one.

We intend, one of these days, provided our remarks attract sufficient

attention, to publish a volume upon this subject. We have the materiel by

us and about us; and as soon as we can make arrangements with Mr. POH for

a puff in the 'North-American Review,' or the 'Southern Literary

Messenger,' we shall broach the affair to Mr. FIELDS, the enterprising

publisher. We have moreover desired Mr. WHIPPLE to write to his friend Mr.

MACAULAY in England, who will doubtless be proud to foster American

letters by a hoist in the 'Edinburgh.' There is only one other thing

absolutely requisite for the success of the book, and that is the

appearance of this article in the KNICKERBOCKER. Befriend me then with

your fine taste, renowned HERR DIEDRICH! and give me room. I shall not

dive deeply into the matter now; but for the good of my young countrymen,

the labor of whose brains is incompatible with a fruitful development of

whiskers, I wish to put forth a page of advice that may save them a world

of fatigue. It is common with those who are far gone in this tuneful

disorder to set up late o' nights and tipple coffee. Under my new system,

I will engage that they may retire to bed on mulled-punch nightly, at

eleven, and yet effect all that they now perform with the greatest injury

to their eyes and complexions. But _pocas pallabras_--enough of this

preface: will not the thing speak for itself? There needs no farther

introduction for these brief extracts from the aforesaid work:

THE EASIEST WAY OF DISCHARGING A SONNET.

A SONNET (as before stated) consists of fourteen and no more spasms. They

are calm, deliberate twinges, however, and upon a homoeopathical

principle, the great object should be to get over each one in the calmest

possible manner; _idem cum eodem_. The thing cannot be treated too coolly,

for its very essence is dull deliberation. The name sonnet is probably

derived, through the Italian _sonno_, from the Latin word for sleep, in

allusion to its lethargic quality. The best mode of encouraging the efflux

of the peccant humor is for the patient to have a cigar in his mouth. The

narcotic fumes of tobacco are highly favorable to its ejection. The first

step then is the selection of rhymes. Fourteen of these in their proper

order should be written perpendicularly on the right hand of a smooth

sheet of white paper. When this is done, it is necessary to read them

over, up and down, several times, until some general idea of a subject or

a title suggests itself. Great care must be taken, in the selection of

rhymes, to get as original ones as possible, and such as shall strike the

eye. Still greater should be the precaution not to choose such incongruous

rhymes as may not easily be welded together or amalgamated into one whole

by the mercury of fancy. For instance, it would be well to avoid coupling

such words as moon and spoon, breeze and cheese and sneeze; Jove and

stove; hope and soap; all which it might be difficult to bring together

harmoniously. Here the artist, the man of true science, will discover

himself. SHELLEY affords a good choice of rhymes; chasm and spasm; rift

and drift; ravine and savin, are useful conjunctions. If you have a

ravine, it will be very easy to stick in a savin, but you must avoid a

_spavin_, or your verse may halt for it. This we call being artistical.

_Benissimo!_ then. Having fixed upon your subject, all you have to do is

to fill up the lines to match the ends, and this, in one evening's

practice, will become as easy, the same thing in fact, as the filling up

of the blank form of an ordinary receipt.

But the most expeditious and surest way of procuring a good Sonnet is the

Division of Labor System. This has often been unconsciously practised by

modern poets, but it has never been explicitly set forth till now. Every

body knows that even in the fabrication of so small a thing as a needle,

the process is facilitated by dividing it among a number of hands; as to

one the eye, to another the point, to one the grinding, to another the

polishing. In the same way, to render a sonnet pointed and sharp, to

polish it and insure it against cutting the thread of its argument, the

work should be performed by two or more. Every sonnet, in short, ought to

be a translation. I do not say a translation from the German or any other

jargon, but a translation from English--from one man's into another man's

English. It is absurd for one workman to do both rhyming and thinking. In

this go-ahead age and country, that were a palpable waste of time. Take

any 'matter-ful' author, cut out a juicy slice of his thought, and make

that your material. Trim it, compress it, turn it and twist it upside down

and inside out, vary it any way but the author's own, and you will be

likely to effect a speedy and wholesome operation. What a saving of time

is here! Who will be silly enough to manufacture his own thinkings into

verse when the world is so full of excellent stuff as yet unwrought in the

great mine of letters? Let us not burn up our own native forests while we

can fetch coals from Newcastle. What a pleasant prospect for readers too!

A man may be sure _then_, that a sonnet shall contain a thought. He will

not be gulled into experiments upon decent-looking, respectable dross and

plausible inanity. He shall not dig hungrily for an idea, and be filled

with volumes of wind. With the fourteenth pang his anxiety shall be over,

and he shall drop asleep satisfied; _tandem dormitum dimittitur_.

Not to anticipate farther our forthcoming book, nor to forestall the

critics in any more extracts, we shall lay before the reader two or three

samples of work done according to this system. CARLYLE has furnished our

raw material. His pages are so full of poetry that little time need be

expended in selecting a fit piece for working up. See now if these be not

sonnets which BOWLES might have been proud to claim. Each one is warranted

to contain a thought; an hour or so would suffice for the completion of

half a dozen such. Observe too, that little deviation is necessary from

the original, the words falling naturally into both rhythm and rhyme. We

commence with a few translations from Carlyle. The initial specimen is

taken from Herr TEUFELSDRÖCKH'S remarks on BONAPARTE. This is the passage:

'The man (NAPOLEON) was a Divine Missionary, though unconscious of

it, and preached through the cannon's throat this great doctrine:

_La carrière ouverte aux talens_; 'The Tools to him that can

handle them.' · · · Madly enough he preached, it is true, as

Enthusiasts and first Missionaries are wont, with imperfect

utterance, amid much frothy rant, yet as articulately perhaps as

the case admitted. Or call him, if you will, an American

Backwoodsman, who had to fell unpenetrated forests, and battle

with innumerable wolves, and did not entirely forbear strong

liquor, rioting, and even theft; whom notwithstanding the peaceful

Sower will follow, and as he cuts the boundless harvest, bless.'

SARTOR RESARTUS: BOOK II., CHAP. VIII.

SONNET I.--NAPOLEON.

Napoleon was a Missionary merely,

Who through the cannon's throat this truth expressed,

Unconsciously, divinely and sincerely,

_The Tools to him that handles 'em the best._

Madly enough, indeed, the man did preach,

Amid much rant, as all Enthusiasts do,

And yet with as articulate a speech

As the strange case, perhaps, allowed him to.

Or call him a Backwoodsman, if you will;

Who, forced to fell unpenetrated woods,

And doomed innumerable wolves to kill,

Got drunk sometimes, and stole his neighbor's goods;

Whom will the Sower follow ne'ertheless,

And as he cuts the boundless harvest, bless.

Or let us try the following description of the Hotel de Ville in the

French Revolution:

'O evening sun of July! how at this hour thy beams fall slant on

reapers amid peaceful woody fields; on old women spinning in

cottages; on ships far out on the silent main; on Balls at the

Orangerie of Versailles, where high-rouged dames of the palace are

even now dancing with double-jacketted Hussar officers; and also

on this roaring Hell-porch of a Hotel de Ville. Babel-tower, with

the confusion of tongues, were not Bedlam added with the

conflagration of thoughts, was no type of it. One forest of

distracted steel bristles endless in front of an Electoral

Committee.'

FRENCH REVOLUTION: BOOK V., CHAP. VII.

SONNET II.--THE HOTEL DE VILLE.

O evening sun of most serene July!

How at this hour thy slant refulgence pours

On reapers working in the open sky,

And women spinning at their cottage doors,

On ships far out upon the silent main,

On gay Versailles, where through the light quadrille

Hussars are leading forth a high-rouged train,

And on the hell-porch-like Hotel de Ville.

Not Babel's tower with all its million tongues,

Save Bedlam too therewith had added been,

To mingle burning brains with roaring lungs,

Could feebly imitate that dreadful din;

One endless forest of distracted steel

Bristling around that mad Hotel de Ville!

Or to return to Professor TEUFELDRÖCKH'S vast chaos of ideas. Let us try

another passage therefrom:

'It struck me much as I sat beside the Kuhbach, one silent

noontide, and watched it flowing, gurgling, to think how this same

streamlet had flowed and gurgled through all changes of weather

and of fortune, from beyond the earliest date of history. Yes,

probably on the morning when JOSHUA forded Jordan; even as at the

midday when CÆSAR, doubtless with difficulty, swam the Nile, yet

kept his Commentaries dry; this little Kuhbach, assiduous as

Tiber, Eurotas or Siloa, was murmuring on across the wilderness,

unnamed, unseen.'

SARTOR RESARTUS: BOOK II., CHAP. III.

SONNET III.--ETERNITY OF NATURE.

One silent noonday, as I sat beside

The gurgling flow of Kuhbach's little river,

Methought how, even as I saw it glide,

That stream had flowed and gurgled on forever.

Yes, on the day when JOSHUA passed the flood

Of ancient Jordan; when across the Nile

CÆSAR swam (hardly, doubtless, through the mud,)

Yet kept his Commentaries dry the while,

This little Kuhbach, like Siloa's rill,

Or Tiber's Tide, assiduous and serene,

Ev'n then, the same as now, was murmuring still

Across the wilderness, unnamed, unseen.

Art's but a mushroom--only Nature's old;

In yon grey crag six thousand years behold!

From the same chapter of the same book we venture one more extract. It is

where the Professor is full of grief and reminiscences; where, reflecting

on his first experience of wo in the death of Father ANDREAS, he becomes

once more spirit-clad in quite inexpressible melancholy, and says, 'I have

now pitched my tent under a cypress-tree,' etc.:

SONNET IV.--BLISS IN GRIEF.

Under a cypress-tree I pitch my tent:

The tomb shall be my fortress; at its gate

I sit and watch each hostile armament,

And all the pains and penalties of Fate.

And oh ye loved ones! that already sleep,

Hushed in the noiseless bed of endless rest,

For whom, while living, I could only weep,

But never help in all your sore distress,

And ye who still your lonely burthen bear,

Spilling your blood beneath life's bitter thrall,

A little while and we shall all meet _there_,

And one kind Mother's bosom screen us all;

Oppression's harness will no longer tire

Or gall us there, nor Sorrow's whip of fire.

But we are borrowing too much from our embryo volume. Patience, dear

Public! until we can find a publisher. In the mean time, examine the

specimens we have presented to you. Can any one tell us where to look for

sonnets, more satisfactory than these? We congratulate our country on the

prospect of our soon having an American literature. Let our industrious

young aspirants try a work in which they may succeed in producing

something of sterling value. A year or two will suffice to turn half the

plodding prose writers of Britain into original poets. Every brilliant

article that appears in the Quarterly might here renascent spring forth

like Arethusa, in a new and more melodious voice; bubbling up in a pretty

epic or stormy lyric. See, for example, how easily SIDNEY SMITH might be

done into rhyme:

SONNET V.

I never meet at any public dinner

A Pennsylvanian, but my fingers itch

To pluck his borrowed plumage from the sinner,

And with the spoil the company enrich.

His pocket-handkerchief I would bestow

On the poor orphan; and his worsted socks

Should to the widow in requital go

For having sunk her all in Yankee stocks;

To John the footman I would give his hat,

Which only cost six shillings in Broadway:

As for his diamond ring--I'd speak for that;

His gold watch too my losses might repay:

Himself might home in the next steamer hie,

For who would take him--or his word? Not I.

'LEGENDS OF THE CONQUEST OF SPAIN.'--Some eighteen years ago, a work in a

single volume, entitled as above, and written by the author of the

'Sketch-Book,' was issued from the press of MURRAY, the celebrated London

book-seller. It would seem to have been put forth as a kind of

_avant-courier_ of 'The Chronicles of the Conquest of Granada;' but unlike

that elaborate work, was never republished in this country, and has never

been included in any of the complete editions of Mr. IRVING'S writings. We

are indebted to the kind courtesy of a gentleman who has been spending

some months with our distinguished countryman and correspondent at Madrid,

for a copy of the book, which he obtained at that capital. We have good

reason to believe that it has been encountered by few if any readers on

this side the Atlantic. A very stirring extract from its pages will be

found elsewhere in this Magazine. Mr. IRVING introduces the legends to his

readers with a few prefatory sentences, in which he states that he has

ventured to dip more deeply into the enchanted fountains of old Spanish

chronicle than has usually been done by those who have treated of the

eventful period of which he writes; but in so doing, he only more fully

illustrates the character of the people and the times. He has thrown the

records into the form of legends, not claiming for them the authenticity

of sober history, yet giving nothing that had not a historical foundation.

'All the facts herein contained,' says the writer, 'however extravagant

some of them may be deemed, will be found in the works of sage and

reverend chroniclers of yore, growing side by side with long acknowledged

truths, and might be supported by learned and imposing references in the

margin.' To discard every thing wild and marvellous in this portion of

Spanish history is to discard some of its most beautiful, instructive, and

national features; it is to judge of Spain by the standard of probability

suited to tamer and more prosaic countries. Spain is virtually a land of

poetry and romance, where every-day life partakes of adventure, and where

the least agitation or excitement carries every thing up into extravagant

enterprise and daring exploit. The Spaniards in all ages have been of

swelling and braggart spirit, soaring in thought, and valiant though

vainglorious in deed. When the nation had recovered in some degree from

the storm of Moslem invasion, and sage men sought to inquire and write the

particulars of the tremendous reverses which it produced, it was too late

to ascertain them in their exact verity. The gloom and melancholy that had

overshadowed the land had given birth to a thousand superstitious fancies;

the woes and terrors of the past were clothed with supernatural miracles

and portents, and the actors in the fearful drama had already assumed the

dubious characteristics of romance. Or if a writer from among the

conquerors undertook to touch upon the theme, it was embellished with all

the wild extravagances of an oriental imagination, which afterward stole

into the graver works of the monkish historians. Hence the chronicles are

apt to be tinctured with those saintly miracles which savor of the pious

labors of the cloister, or those fanciful fictions that betray their

Arabian Authors. Scarce one of their historical facts but has been

connected in the original with some romantic fiction, and even in its

divorced state, bears traces of its former alliance. The records in

preceding pages are 'illuminated' by these prefatory remarks of our

author, if their _truth_ be not altogether established! How the Count

JULIAN receives the account of the dishonor of his child, and his conduct

thereupon; and how DON RODERICK hastens, through various tribulation, to

his final overthrow; will be matter for another number. Meanwhile the

reader will not fail to note the great beauty of the descriptions, which

in the hands of our great master of the power and beauty of 'the grand old

English tongue,' assume form and color, and stand out like living pictures

to the eye.

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