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CHAPTER XXXVIII.

PAGE

INVASION SQUIBS--CADOUDAL’S CONSPIRACY--EXECUTION OF THE DUC

D’ENGHIEN--CAPTAIN WRIGHT 1

CHAPTER XXXIX.

NAPOLEON PROCLAIMED EMPEROR--THE FLOTILLA--INVASION SQUIBS 12

CHAPTER XL.

NAPOLEON’S CORONATION 23

CHAPTER XLI.

NAPOLEON’S LETTER TO GEORGE THE THIRD--NAVAL VICTORIES--CROWNED

KING OF ITALY--ALLIANCE OF EUROPE--WITHDRAWAL OF THE ‘ARMY OF

ENGLAND’ 35

CHAPTER XLII.

SURRENDER OF ULM--BATTLE OF TRAFALGAR--PROPOSALS FOR PEACE--

DANIEL LAMBERT 45

CHAPTER XLIII.

NEGOTIATIONS FOR PEACE--DEATH OF FOX--NAPOLEON’S VICTORIOUS

CAREER--HIS PROCLAMATION OF A BLOCKADE OF ENGLAND 57

CHAPTER XLIV.

NAPOLEON’S POLISH CAMPAIGN--BATTLE OF EYLAU--MEETING OF THE

EMPERORS AT TILSIT--CAPTURE OF THE DANISH FLEET 65

CHAPTER XLV.

FRENCH ENTRY INTO PORTUGAL--BLOCKADE OF ENGLAND--FLIGHT OF THE

PORTUGUESE ROYAL FAMILY--THE PENINSULAR WAR--FLIGHT OF KING

JOSEPH 75

CHAPTER XLVI.

PENINSULAR WAR, _continued_--MEETING AT ERFURT 87

CHAPTER XLVII.

RETREAT TO CORUNNA--THE BROKEN BRIDGE OVER THE DANUBE--WAGRAM--

JOSEPHINE’S DIVORCE 96

CHAPTER XLVIII.

FAILURE OF EXPEDITIONS TO SPAIN, PORTUGAL, AND HOLLAND--NAPOLEON’S

WOOING OF, AND MARRIAGE WITH, MARIA LOUISA--BIRTH OF THE KING OF

ROME--NAPOLEON IN THE NURSERY 110

CHAPTER XLIX.

A NAVAL ENGAGEMENT--NAPOLEON’S TOUR IN GERMANY--DECLARATION OF

WAR WITH RUSSIA--ENTRY INTO WILNA--SMOLENSKO--BORODINO--ENTRY

INTO MOSCOW--BURNING OF THE CITY--NAPOLEON’S RETREAT 123

CHAPTER L.

REJOICINGS IN ENGLAND OVER THE RESULT OF NAPOLEON’S RUSSIAN

CAMPAIGN--THE EMPEROR’S RETURN TO FRANCE 138

CHAPTER LI.

THE ARMISTICE--BATTLE OF VITTORIA--DEFEAT AT LEIPSIC--THE BRIDGE

BLOWN UP 150

CHAPTER LII.

NAPOLEON’S RETURN TO PARIS--HIS RECEPTION 164

CHAPTER LIII.

L’HOMME ROUGE--NAPOLEON’S SUPERSTITION 172

CHAPTER LIV.

NAPOLEON AGAIN TAKES THE FIELD--HIS DEFEATS--THE ALLIES AT

PARIS--NAPOLEON ABDICATES--HIS ATTEMPT TO POISON HIMSELF 181

CHAPTER LV.

NAPOLEON LEAVES FOR ELBA--HIS RECEPTION THERE 194

CHAPTER LVI.

NAPOLEON AT ELBA--HIS OCCUPATIONS WHILST THERE--FAITH BROKEN WITH

HIM--THE VIOLET--GENERAL REJOICINGS AT HIS EXILE 203

CHAPTER LVII.

NAPOLEON’S ESCAPE FROM ELBA--UNIVERSAL CONSTERNATION--FLIGHT OF

THE BRITISH FROM FRANCE--CARICATURES ON HIS RETURN 214

CHAPTER LVIII.

PREPARATIONS FOR WAR--THE SHORT CAMPAIGN--WATERLOO--NAPOLEON’S

ABDICATION 225

CHAPTER LIX.

NAPOLEON A PRISONER--SENT TO THE ISLE OF AIX--NEGOTIATIONS FOR

SURRENDER--GOES ON BOARD THE ‘BELLEROPHON’ 233

CHAPTER LX.

NAPOLEON ON BOARD THE ‘BELLEROPHON’--ARRIVAL AT TORBAY--CURIOSITY

OF THE PEOPLE--THE ENGLISH GOVERNMENT DETERMINE TO SEND HIM TO

ST. HELENA 239

CHAPTER LXI.

NAPOLEON IS SENT ON BOARD THE ‘NORTHUMBERLAND’--HE PROTESTS

AGAINST HIS EXILE--PUBLIC OPINION AS TO HIS TREATMENT 250

CHAPTER LXII.

VOYAGE TO ST. HELENA--CESSATION OF CARICATURES 259

INDEX 269

ENGLISH CARICATURE AND SATIRE

ON

NAPOLEON THE FIRST.

CHAPTER XXXVIII.

INVASION SQUIBS--CADOUDAL’S CONSPIRACY--EXECUTION OF THE DUC

D’ENGHIEN--CAPTAIN WRIGHT.

The Volunteer movement was well shown in a print by A. M., November

1803: ‘Boney attacking the English Hives, or the Corsican caught

at last in the Island.’ There are many hives, the chief of which

has a royal crown on its top, and is labelled ‘Royal London Hive.

Threadneedle Street Honey’--which Napoleon is attacking, sword in hand.

George the Third, as Bee Master, stands behind the hives, and says,

‘What! what! you plundering little Corsican Villain, have you come to

rob my industrious Bees of their Honey? I won’t trust to your oath.

Sting, Sting the Viper to the heart my good Bees, let Buz, Buz be the

Word in the Island.’ The bees duly obey their master’s request, and

come in clouds over Napoleon, who has to succumb, and pray, kneeling,

‘Curse those Bees they sting like Scorpions. I did not think this

Nation of Shopkeepers could sting so sharp. Pray good Master of the

Bees, do call them off, and I will swear by all the three creeds which

I profess, Mahometan, Infidel, and Christian, that I will never disturb

your Bees again.’

‘Selling the Skin before the Bear is caught, or cutting up the Bull

before he is killed,’ is by I. Cruikshank (December 21, 1803), and

represents a Bull reposing calmly on the English shore, whilst on

the opposite or French coast is Bonaparte, Talleyrand, and several

Generals. Bonaparte, pointing to the Bull, says: ‘I shall take the

Middle part, because it contains the Heart and Vitals--Talley, you may

take the head, because you have been accustomed to take the Bull by the

horns.’ Britannia stands, fully armed, behind the Bull, by an ‘alarm

post,’ on which hangs a bell, ‘British Valor,’ which she is preparing

to ring: ‘When these Mounseers have settled their plan, I will just

rouse the Bull, and then see who will be cut up first.’

‘New Bellman’s Verses for Christmas 1803!’ is an extremely inartistic

work of an unknown man (December 1803); the only thing worth quoting

about it are these verses:--

This little Boney says he’ll come

At Merry Christmas time,

But that I say is all a hum,

Or I no more will rhyme.

Some say in wooden house he’ll glide,

Some say in air Balloon,

E’en those who airy schemes deride,

Agree his coming soon.

Now honest people list to me,

Though Income is but small,

I’ll bet my Wig to one Pen--ney,

He does not come at all.

‘More than expected, or too many for Boney’ (artist unknown, December

1803), shows him as an Ass, on whose back is John Bull, Russia,

Prussia, and Germany. Says Russia, ‘We all depend upon you Mr.

Bull--give him a little more spurring, and we’ll soon make him feel

the Rowels.’ John mildly expostulates with his quadruped: ‘Come--come,

don’t be sulky--if you won’t go in a snaffle, you must be forced to go

in a curb.’

Dean Swift’s immortal book did yeoman’s service to the caricaturists,

and we find it again employed in a print by West, December 1803: ‘The

Brobdingnag Watchman preventing Gulliver’s landing.’ It is very feeble,

and merely consists of George the Third as a watchman turning the light

of the ‘Constitutional Lanthorn’ upon Bonaparte and his companions, who

are attempting a landing.

Another print, by West (December 1803), shows ‘Mr. and Mrs. Bull giving

Buonaparte a Christmas Treat!’ The latter is bound to a post in sight

of, but beyond reach of, the national fare of this festival. John Bull

says, holding up a piece of beef, in derision, ‘Yes, yes--the Beef

is very good, so is the pudding too--but the deuce a morsel do you

get of either, Master Boney.’ Mrs. Bull too, who is drinking from a

frothing tankard, says: ‘Your health Master Boney, wishing you a merry

Christmas,’ but offers him none.

An unknown artist gives an undated picture of ‘a Cock and Bull Story.’

Napoleon, as the Gallic Cock, on his side of the Channel, sings

Cock a dudle doo, I shall come over to you.

I’ll fight true game, and crow my Fame,

And make you all look blue.

John Bull, who is peacefully reposing in his pastures rejoins:--

You impertinent Cock, I’ll have you to know

On this side the Brook, you never shall Crow,

And if you’re not quick, and give up your jaw,

I’ll teach you the nature of English Club Law.

In 1803 was published an amusing squib, in which the names of various

plays are very ingeniously made into a patriotic address:--

THE GREEN ROOM OPINION

OF THE

THREATENED INVASION.

Should the Modern _Tamerlane_ revive the tragedy of _England

Invaded_, and, in the progress of his _Wild goose Chace_,

escape the _Tempest_, he will find that, with us, it is

_Humours of the Age_ to be _Volunteers_. He will prove that we

have many a _Plain Dealer_, who will tear off _the Mask_, under

which _the Hypocrite_, this _Fool of Fortune_, this _Choleric

man_, has abused a credulous world. Should he, to _a Wonder_,

attempt a _Trip to Scarborough_, to set them _all alive at

Portsmouth_, or to get _on both sides of the gutter_, he will

assuredly meet a _Chapter of Accidents_ on his _Road to Ruin_;

for _Britannia and the Gods are in Council_, to make him a

_Castle Spectre_: he will, too late, discover _the Secret_ of

_Who’s the Dupe_; and that it is _the Custom of the Country_ of

_John Bull_, to shew _the Devil to pay_ to any _Busybody_, who

seeks to enforce on us _Reformation_.

This _Double Dealer_, who has excited dismay _Abroad and at

Home_, and gained _Notoriety_ by the magnitude of the mischiefs

he has achieved, still presumes, by _the Wheel of Fortune_,

like another _Pizarro_, to satiate his _Revenge_, and to learn

_How to grow Rich_, by renewing the distressing scenes of

_the Siege of Damascus_; until amongst the desolated ruins of

our City, he should establish himself like _a London Hermit_.

That _he Would if he Could_, is past all doubt; but if he will

take _a Word to the Wise_, from _a Man of the World_, he will

believe _He’s much to blame_, and _All in the Wrong_; for _the

Doctor and the Apothecary_ are in _the Committee_; and by good

_Management_, are forward in _the Rehearsal_ of the lively

Comedy of _the Way to keep Him_ under _Lock and Key_. They may

not be able to produce for him _a Cure for the Heartache_, or

for _the Vapourish Man_, but they will shew him at least _Cheap

Living_, and prove that he has sown his _Wild Oats_, in a

_Comedy of Errors_.

_The Poor Soldier_, whose generous heart expands to render

_Love for Love_, is like the gallant and gay Lothario, armed

for either field, and prepared to give _Measure for Measure_;

and to convert the _Agreeable Surprize_, which the Acre

_Runaway_ anticipates in _the Camp_, from _the Beaux Stratagem_

into _a Tale of Mystery_. _Appearances are against him_, as

well as _the Chances_; but he is a desperate _Gamester_; and

although his schemes of Conquest will end in _Much ado about

Nothing_, like a _Midsummer’s night’s Dream_, or _a Winter’s

Tale_, yet he is _Heir at Law_ to our hate; and _Every one has

his Fault_, if he does not unite to revive the splendid scenes

of _Edward the Black Prince_, and _Henry the Fifth_, when

France trembled beneath our arms at Cressy and Agincourt; and

give to this unprincipled _Bajazet_ an exit corresponding with

his crimes.

A NEW SONG OF OLD SAYINGS.

Bonaparte the Bully resolved to come over,

With flat-bottomed Wherries, from Calais to Dover;

No perils to him in the billows are found,

‘_For if born to be hang’d, he can never be drown’d_.’

From a Corsican dunghill this fungus did spring,

He was soon made a Captain and would be a King;

But the higher he rises the more he does evil,

‘_For a Beggar, on horseback, will ride to the Devil_.’

To seize all that we have and then clap us in jail,

To devour our victuals, and drink all our ale,

And to grind us to dust is the Corsican’s will--

‘_For we know all is grist that e’er comes to his mill_.’

To stay quiet, at home, the First Consul can’t bear

Or, mayhap, ‘_he would have other fish to fry there_’;

So, as fish of that sort does not suit his desire,

‘_He leaps out of the frying pan, into the fire_.’

He builds barges and cock boats, and craft without end

And numbers the boats which to England he’ll send;

But in spite of his craft, and his barges and boats

‘_He still reckons, I think, without one of his hosts_.’

He rides upon France and he tramples on Spain,

And holds Holland and Italy tight in a Chain;

These he hazards for more, though I can’t understand,

‘_How one bird in the bush is worth two in the hand_.’

He trusts that his luck will all danger expel,

‘_But the pitcher is broke that goes oft to the well_’;

And when our brave soldiers this Bully surround,

‘_Though he’s thought_ Penny Wise, _he’ll be foolish in_ Pound.’

France can never forget that our fathers of yore,

Used to pepper and baste her at sea and at shore;

And we’ll speedily prove to this mock-Alexander,

‘_What was sauce for the goose, will be sauce for the Gander_.’

I have heard and have read in a great many books,

Half the Frenchmen are Tailors, and t’other half Cooks;--

We’ve fine Trimmings in store for the Knights of the Cloth,

‘_And the Cooks that come here, will but spoil their own broth_.’

It is said that the French are a numerous race,

And perhaps it is true--for ‘_ill weeds grow apace_’;

But come when they will, and as many as dare,

‘_I expect they’ll arive a day after the fair_.’

To invade us more safely these warriors boast

They will wait till a storm drives our fleet from the Coast,

That ’twill be an ‘_ill wind_,’ will be soon understood,

For a wind _that blows_ Frenchmen, ‘_blows nobody good_.’

They would treat Britain worse than they’ve treated Mynheer,

But they’ll find ‘_they have got the wrong sow by the ear_.’

Let them come then in swarms, by this Corsican lead,

And I warrant ‘_we’ll hit the right nail on the head_.’

The year 1804 was a most eventful one for Napoleon. With all his hatred

of England, and his wish for her invasion, he was powerless in that

matter, and had plenty to employ him at home. The English had got

used to their bugbear the flotilla, and the caricaturist had a rest.

Napoleon had his hands full. First and foremost was that conspiracy

against his life and government, in which Georges Cadoudal, Moreau, and

Pichegru figure so prominently, and which entailed the execution of the

Duc d’Enghien.

The Bourbon house he so detested,

He had the Duke d’Enghien arrested;

A sort of trial then took place,

And sentence passed--the usual case.

’Tis said that Boney chose a spot,

To see the gallant fellow shot.

Whatever may have been Napoleon’s conduct in this affair, these two

last lines are undoubtedly false. The duke had been residing at

Ettenheim, in the duchy of Baden, and was thought to be there in

readiness to head the Royalists in case of need, that his hunting

was but a pretext to cover flying visits to Paris, and that he was

the person whom Georges Cadoudal and his fellow conspirators always

received bareheaded. He was seized, brought to Paris, and lodged in the

Château de Vincennes. A few hours’ rest, and he was roused at midnight

to go before his judges. It was in vain he pleaded the innocence of his

occupations, and begged to have an interview with the First Consul; yet

he declared he had borne arms against France, and his wish to serve in

the war on the English side against France; and owned that he received

a pension of one hundred and fifty guineas a month from England. He

was found guilty and condemned to death, and two hours afterwards

was led out into the ditch of the fortress, and there shot, a priest

being refused him. O’Meara, describing a conversation with Napoleon on

this subject, says: ‘I now asked if it were true that Talleyrand had

retained a letter written by the Duc d’Enghien to him until two days

after the duke’s execution? Napoleon’s reply was, “It is true; the

duke had written a letter offering his services, and asking a command

in the Army from me, which that _scelerato_, Talleyrand, did not make

known until two days after his execution.” I observed that Talleyrand,

by his culpable concealment of the letter, was virtually guilty of the

death of the duke. “Talleyrand,” replied Napoleon, “is a _briccone_,

capable of any crime. I,” continued he, “caused the Duc d’Enghien to

be arrested in consequence of the Bourbons having landed assassins in

France to murder me. I was resolved to let them see that the blood

of one of their princes should pay for their attempts, and he was

accordingly tried for having borne arms against the republic, found

guilty, and shot, according to the existing laws against such a crime.”’

Ansell (June 2, 1804) gives us ‘The Cold Blooded Murderer, or the

Assassination of the Duc d’Enghien,’ in which the duke is represented

as being bound to a tree, a soldier on either side holding a torch,

whilst Napoleon is running his sword into his heart. D’Enghien bravely

cries out, ‘Assassin! your Banditti need not cover my Eyes, I fear

not Death, tho’ perhaps a guiltless countenance may appall your

bloodthirsty soul.’ Napoleon, whilst stabbing his victim, says: ‘Now

de whole World shall know de courage of de first grand Consul, dat I

can kill my enemies in de Dark, as well as de light, by Night as well

as by Day,--dare--and dare I had him--hark, vat noise was dat? ah!

’tis only de Wind--dare again, and dare--Now I shall certainly be made

Emperor of de Gulls.’[1] Devils are rejoicing over the deed, and are

bearing a crown. They say: ‘This glorious deed does well deserve a

Crown, thus let us feed his wild ambition, untill some bold avenging

hand shall make him all our own.’

A Captain Wright figures in this plot; and, as he was an Englishman,

and his name is frequent both in the caricature and satire of the day,

some notice of him must be given. He was a lieutenant in the Royal

Navy, and somehow got mixed up with this conspiracy. He took Georges

Cadoudal and others on board either at Deal or Hastings, and crossed

over to Beville, where there was a smuggler’s rope let down from an

otherwise inaccessible cliff. By means of this they were drawn up, and

went secretly to Paris. The plot failed, and they were thrown into

prison, Wright being afterwards captured at sea. Cadoudal went to the

scaffold, Pichegru was found strangled in his cell; and Wright, the

English said, after being tortured in prison, to compel him to give

evidence against his companions, was assassinated by order of Napoleon.

The latter, however, always indignantly denied it, saying that Captain

Wright committed suicide. In O’Meara’s book he denies it several times,

and an extract or two will be worth noting. ‘In different nights of

August, September, and December 1803 and January 1804, Wright landed

Georges, Pichegru, Rivière, Costa, St. Victor, La Haye, St. Hilaire,

and others at Beville. The four last named had been accomplices in the

former attempt to assassinate me by means of the infernal machine, and

most of the rest were well known to be chiefs of the Chouans,’ &c.

‘There was something glorious in Wright’s death. He preferred taking

away his own life, to compromising his government.’ ‘Napoleon in very

good spirits. Asked many questions about the horses that had won at

the races, and the manner in which we trained them; how much I had won

or lost; and about the ladies, &c. “You had a large party yesterday,”

continued he. “How many bottles of wine? Drink, your eyes look like

drink,” which he expressed in English. “Who dined with you?” I

mentioned Captain Wallis amongst others. “What! is that the lieutenant

who was with Wright?” I replied in the affirmative. “What does he say

about Wright’s death?” I said, “He states his belief that Wright was

murdered by orders of Fouché, for the purpose of ingratiating himself

with you. That six or seven weeks previous, Wright had told him that

he expected to be murdered like Pichegru, and begged of him never to

believe that he would commit suicide; that he had received a letter

from Wright, about four or five weeks before his death, in which he

stated that he was better treated, allowed to subscribe to a library,

and to receive newspapers.” Napoleon replied, “I will never allow that

Wright was put to death by Fouché’s orders. If he was put to death

privately, it must have been by my orders, and not by those of Fouché.

Fouché knew me too well. He was aware that I would have had him hanged

directly, if he attempted it. By this officer’s own words, Wright was

not _au secret_, as he says he saw him some weeks before his death,

and that he was allowed books and newspapers. Now, if it had been in

contemplation to make away with him, he would have been put _au secret_

for months before, in order that people might not be accustomed to see

him for some time previous, as I thought this * * * intended to do in

November last. Why not examine the gaolers and turnkeys? The Bourbons

have every opportunity of proving it, if such really took place. But

your ministers themselves do not believe it. The idea I have of what

was my opinion at that time about Wright, is faint; but, as well as

I can recollect, it was that he ought to have been brought before a

military commission, for having landed spies and assassins, and the

sentence executed within forty-eight hours. What dissuaded me from

doing so, I cannot clearly recollect. Were I in France at this moment,

and a similar occurrence took place, the above would be my opinion, and

I would write to the English Government: ‘Such an officer of yours has

been tried for landing brigands and assassins on my territories. I have

caused him to be tried by a military commission. He has been condemned

to death. The sentence has been carried into execution. If any of my

officers in your prisons have been guilty of the same, try, and execute

them. You have my full permission and acquiescence. Or, if you find,

hereafter, any of my officers landing assassins on your shores, shoot

them instantly.’”’

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