MISCELLANY.

LEARNING TO RIDE.—Six half-hour rides on six successive days will

do infinitely more towards moulding the muscles to the equestrian

form than three lessons of two hours each, with an interval of a day

between. When the services of a competent teacher cannot be had, the

next best aid is that of a good model to imitate: not a soldier,

although some of the very finest horsemen are found among cavalry

officers, because a soldier has to follow rules which do not affect

a civilian; not a huntsman, because to the best huntsmen the horse

is only a machine, and one hand is always occupied with the horn or

the whip; but from watching a clever colt-breaker or accomplished

professional steeplechase rider very useful lessons may be learned.

It may safely be assumed that any man of forty, not disqualified by

physical defeats or oppressed with excessive corpulence, may, with

patience, perseverance, and pluck, without rashness, learn how to

ride and how to enjoy riding any well-broken horse, without looking

ridiculous, after from fifty to sixty well arranged rides, within

the space of three months. But it is a sort of exercise that cannot

be taken up and abandoned for a long interval with impunity. Even

practised horsemen suffer severely after a certain time of life, if,

after a long cessation from horse exercise, they attempt the feats

of their youth; feverishness, indigestion, a fluttering heart, a

disordered liver, remind them that for long days the man requires

preparation as much as the horse. A great deal of the comfort of riding

depends on proper garments for the lower limbs. Theoretically, there is

no riding-dress so comfortable as well-made breeches and boots either

of the modern cavalry or the plain “butcher pattern.” The next best

substitute is a pair of leather overalls, fastened at the sides by

buttons, not with springs. But those whose age and position would make

boots for riding in a town objectionable must pay attention to their

trousers. The material for riding-trousers should be thick woollen, and

may be dark—there are some very nice partly-elastic materials in dark

colors—they must be constructed by a real trouser-maker, who will make

you sit down when he measures you, and they must be worn with straps

whether straps are in fashion or not. Wellington boots are the best

with trousers; shoes are quite out of the question. Trousers without

straps, slipping up the leg of a timid horseman, are an acute form of

unnecessary misery, which was the fashion for many years up to 1877,

when straps again appeared on the trousers of the more correct riders

in Rotten Row.—_Illustrated Book of the Horse._

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A TRAGIC BARRING-OUT.—In the inner part of Riddell’s Close stands the

house of Bailie John Macmorran, whose tragic death made a great stir

at its time, threw the city into painful excitement, and tarnished the

reputation of the famous old High School. The conduct of the scholars

there had been bad and turbulent for some years, but it reached a

climax on September 15th, 1595. On a week’s holiday being refused, the

boys were so exasperated, being chiefly “gentilmane’s bairnes,” that

they formed a compact for vengeance in the true spirit of the age;

and, armed with swords and pistols, took possession at midnight of the

ancient school in the Blackfriars Gardens, and declining to admit the

masters or anyone else, made preparation to stand a siege, setting all

authority at defiance. The doors were not only shut but barricaded and

strongly guarded within; all attempts to storm the boy-garrison proved

impracticable, and all efforts at reconciliation were unavailing. The

Town Council lost patience, and sent Bailie John Macmorran, one of the

wealthiest merchants in the city (though he had begun life as a servant

to the Regent Morton), with a posse of city officers, to enforce the

peace. On their appearance in the school-yard the boys became simply

outrageous, and mocked them as “buttery carles,” daring anyone to

approach at his peril. “To the point likely to be first attacked,”

says Steven, in his history of the school, “they were observed to

throng in a highly excited state, and each seemed to vie with his

fellow in threatening instant death to the man who should forcibly

attempt to displace them. William Sinclair, son of the Chancellor of

Caithness, had taken a conspicuous share in this barring out, and he

now appeared foremost, encouraging his confederates,” and stood at a

window overlooking one of the entrances which the Bailie ordered the

officers to force, by using a long beam as a battering-ram, and he had

nearly accomplished his perilous purpose, when a ball in the forehead

from Sinclair’s pistol slew him on the spot, and he fell on his back.

Panic-stricken, the boys surrendered. Some effected their escape, and

others, including Sinclair and the sons of Murray of Springiedale,

and Pringle of Whitebank, were thrown into prison. Macmorran’s family

were too rich to be bribed, and clamored that they would have blood

for blood. On the other hand, “friends threatened death to all the

people of Edinburgh if they did the child any harm, saying they were

not wise who meddled with scholars, especially _gentlemen’s sons_,”

and Lord Sinclair, as chief of the family to which the young culprit

belonged, moved boldly in his behalf, and procured the intercession

of King James with the magistrates, and in the end all the accused

got free, including the slayer of the Bailie, who lived to become

Sir William Sinclair of Mey, in 1631, and the husband of Catherine

Ross, of Balnagowan, and from them the present Earls of Caithness are

descended.—_Old and New Edinburgh._

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INTELLIGENCE IN CATS.—Cats are like oysters, in that no one is neutral

about them; everyone is, explicitly or implicitly, friendly or hostile

to them. And they are like children in their power of discovering,

by a rapid and sure instinct, who likes them and who does not. It is

difficult to win their affection; and it is easy to forfeit what it is

hard to win. But when given, their love, although less demonstrative,

is more delicate and beautiful than that of a dog. Who that is on

really intimate terms with a cat has not watched its dismay at the

signs of packing up and leaving home? We ourselves have known a cat who

would recognise his master’s footstep after a three months’ absence,

and come out to meet him in the hall, with tail erect, and purring all

over as if to the very verge of bursting. And another cat we know,

who comes up every morning between six and seven o’clock to wake his

master, sits on the bed, and very gently feels first one eyelid and

then the other with his paw. When an eye opens, but not till then,

the cat sets up a loud purr, like the prayer of a fire-worshipper to

the rising sun. Those who say lightly that cats care only for places,

and not for persons, should go to the Cat Show at the Crystal Palace,

where they may see recognitions between cat and owner that will cure

them of so shallow an opinion. When we were last there, one striking

instance fell in our way. Cats greatly dislike these exhibitions; a

cat, as a rule, is like Queen Vashti, unwilling to be shown, even to

the nobles, at the pleasure of an Ahasuerus. Shy, sensitive, wayward,

and independent, a cat resents being placed upon a cushion in a wire

cage, and exposed to the unintelligent criticism, to say nothing of

the fingers of a mob of sightseers. One very eminent cat, belonging

to the Masters’ Common Room at Christ Church, Oxford, whose size and

beauty have on several occasions entailed on him the hard necessity

of attending a cat show, takes, it is said, three days to recover

from the sense of humiliation and disgust which he feels, whether

he gets a prize or not. On the occasion to which we refer, a row of

distinguished cats were sitting, each on his cushion, with their backs

turned to the sightseers, while their faces, when from time to time

visible, were expressive of the deepest gloom and disgust. Presently

two little girls pushed through the crowd to the cage of one of the

largest of these cats, crying, “There’s ‘Dick’!” Instantly the great

cat turned round, his face transfigured with joy, purred loudly, and

endeavored to scratch open the front of the cage, that he might rejoin

his little friends, who were with difficulty persuaded to leave him at

the show.—_Spectator._

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