XI.--THE RESTLESS AMERICAN

MANY Americans were good enough to call upon me before I had the

pleasure of visiting their country, and many Americans have called

since, and no American ever does me this honour without charging the

very atmosphere of my study with oxygen, and leaving an impression of

activity which quickens my slow pulses and almost reduces me to despair.

It is now several years ago that a tall, thin, alert man followed his

card into my study with such rapidity that I had barely time to read it

before my visitor was in the room.

“My name is Elijah K. Higgins, and I am a busy man. You are also busy

and have no time to fool away. Four days is all I can give to the United

Kingdom, and I wished to shake hands with you. Good-bye, I am off to

Drumtochty.”

I calculate that Mr. Higgins spent thirty seconds in my study, and left

the room so swiftly that I overtook him only at the front door. When I

asked him if he knew where Drumtochty was, “Guess I do!” he said. “Got

the route in my pocket, north-west from Perth, N.B.,” and in two seconds

more he was whirling away in a fast hansom. As I returned to my study

and imagined my visitor compassing Great Britain (I think he excluded

Ireland, but I am not certain) in four days, I was for a moment roused

from the state of comparative lethargy which we, in England, call work,

and added six more engagements to my afternoon's programme. For days

afterwards, and as often as I was tempted to rest in my chair, the

remembrance of that whirlwind gave me a shock of new vigour. Sometimes

a reaction would follow, and I humbly thanked Providence, although that

was to write myself a weakling and a sluggard, that I was not bom in the

country where Mr. Higgins lived and was at home.

Such lively experiences, which I often recall in jaded moments, prepare

one for a visit or a re-visit to America, as a tonic gives a sluggish

person an appetite for dinner, and it is bare justice to say that

one's expectations of American energy in its own home have not been

disappointed. If Americans, depressed by our heavy climate and our

leisurely life, could yet maintain such a level of thought and motion,

what might not be possible to them in their own country, where the

atmosphere is charged with electricity, and every second man is a

“hustler from way-back.” The stir of the New World affects the visitor

and quickens his pulses as he goes up the Hudson and gets his first

glimpse of New York. Your steamer had waited four hours at Queenstown

for the mails, but the same mails were transferred to the United States

tender as the steamer steams up the bay. Little tugs dart about on all

sides with feverish speed, and larger steamers pass with their upper

machinery indecently exposed, as if there had not been time, or it had

not been worth while, to cover it. Buildings of incredible height line

the shores, and suggest that the American nation, besides utilizing the

ground, proposes also to employ the heavens for commercial purposes. It

was, I think, a Texas paper which translated the austere saying, “_Per

aspera ad astra_,” into “the hustler gets to heaven,” and certain New

York builders seem now to be on the way. Whetted by this overture on the

river, one is ready for the full music of the city; and I wish to

pay the compliment with all honesty that New York, with the possible

exception of Chicago, is the activest and noisiest place I have ever

seen, or expect to see, in this present world. While an English merchant

saunters down to his office between nine and ten, a New York man rises

at half-past six in his suburb and is busy at work at eight o'clock. The

Englishman takes off an hour during the day for luncheon at his club,

while the American eats his meal in fifteen minutes. The Englishman

spends more than another hour at afternoon tea, and gossip with friends,

and sauntering about between his club and his office, while the American

packs every minute with work. The very walk of an English merchant,

slow, dignified, self-satisfied, and that of the American, rapid,

eager, anxious--the one looking as if time were of no importance nor

circumstances, and the other as if the loss of a minute might mean

ruin--are the visible indices to the character of the nations. It

is only yesterday that elevators were introduced into English city

buildings, and there are many London offices to which you still have to

make an Alpine ascent of four stairs; but a New Yorker regards a stair

as a survival of barbarism, and hardly knows how to use it. The higher

buildings have several sets of elevators, like the four tracks which

railways lay down to work the swift and slow traffic.

“Don't go in there,” my friend said, with whom I was going to lunch at

a club on the top floor of a many-storied New York building. “That's an

accommodation elevator; stops, you know, at every station. This is the

express for the top floor.”

“Would it have made much difference?” I said.

“Very nearly a minute,” as if the loss of the minute would have thrown

us back for the rest of the day.

No man goes slow if he has the chance of going fast, no man stops to

talk if he can talk walking, no man walks if he can ride in a trolley

car, no one goes in a trolley car if he can get a convenient railway,

and by-and-by no one will go by railway car if he can be shot through a

pneumatic tube. No one writes with his own hand if he can dictate to a

stenographer, no one dictates if he can telegraph, no one telegraphs if

he can telephone, and by-and-by, when the spirit of American invention

has brought wireless telegraphy into thorough condition, a man will

simply sit with his mouth at one hole and his ear at another, and do

business with the ends of the earth in a few seconds, which the same

machine will copy and preserve in letter books and ledgers. It is the

American's regret that at present he can do nothing with his feet while

he is listening at the telephone, but doubtless some employment will be

found for them in the coming age.

If a slow-witted and slow-moving Englishman desires a liberal education,

let him take a journey of a month on the steam cars in the United

States. No train in Europe travels as fast as certain American

expresses, and if other trains go slower it is a matter of thankfulness,

because they are less likely to kill passengers on level crossings, or

in the main streets of the city along which they take their way, and

cattle have more time to get off the unprotected tracks. As trains have

also a trick of jumping the rails, either through the rails spreading

or the eccentricity of the engine, both being instances of exuberant

national vitality, it is just as well that every express does not go at

the rate of the Empire State Express on the New York Central. Nowhere

in Europe can a traveller find stronger or handsomer cars, and they are

marvels of adaptability and convenience. There is a dining car, in

order that you may not lose time at a station, and also, which is not

unimportant, in order that you may be able to occupy your time with

something practical on the train. Of course, there is a smoking

compartment, where men can compare notes upon politics and business, and

be able to escape from idleness and themselves. The best expresses

have a reading car, where the American can pick up such morsels of

information from the magazines as he can contain between the interstices

of business. There is a desk where he can read his letters, and

a typewriter to answer them, for this train is the American's

sleep-ing-place and dining-place, and his home and his office. One thing

only he regrets; the train, as it flies along, is not connected with

the telegraph and the telephone, so that, as an idea occurs to him or

he obtains a hint from a man in the smoking car, he might be able to do

business with his correspondents in Chicago or San Francisco. While

an Englishman on a railway journey is generally dressed in roughly and

loosely fitting tweeds, suggestive of a country life and of sport,

the coat of his American cousin is of dark material and has not a

superfluous inch of cloth. From his collar to his neat little boot the

American is prim, spick-and-span, and looks as if he had come out of a

band-box and were ready to appear in the principal room of any office.

He is dressed in fact for business, and looks like business from

the crown of his head to the sole of his feet, while an Englishman's

appearance suggests that he is going to see a cricket match or that he

has retired to live upon a farm.

My countryman arrives at the station with two and a half minutes to

spare, and laden with small baggage. A porter carries his rug and an

ulster, very likely also a hat-box and a bag with books, papers, and

such like in it, to say nothing of an umbrella and a mackintosh, and he

secures his seat at the last moment. He fastens his hat above his head,

puts on a travelling cap, changes into an ulster, if it be winter time,

and throws a rug over his knee; he puts on travelling gloves, and gets

out the Times, and he will sit without budging and read his _Times_

without intermission for fifty minutes. Besides these trifles with him

in the carriage, he has a portmanteau in the van, which he hopes has

been addressed, and which the porter promised to see put in, and he will

scramble for it at his terminus along with a hundred other passengers,

who are all trying to identify and extricate their luggage from a huge

heap on the platform.

The American reaches the dépôt by a trolley car ten minutes at least

before the hour of departure, having sent his heavy luggage, if he

has any--which is not likely--by baggage express. His only personal

equipment is a slim and compact valise, which, in regard to opening and

shutting, is a marvel of convenience. This he carries in his hand, and

places beneath or beside the seat which he has secured two days before.

He does not carry a rug because the cars are heated, nor an umbrella

because it is not the rainy season. His top coat he hangs up beside his

seat, as if he were in his own house; and his hat if he so please. He

does not wear a travelling-cap any more than in his own drawing-room,

nor gloves in the train any more than in his own office. Should his

hands be soiled, he goes to the lavatory where there are large basins

and an ample supply of water, and if his coat be dusty, there is a

negro porter in every car to brush it. The immense repose of the English

traveller is quite impossible for this mercurial man, whose blood and

whose brain are ever on a stir. Very rarely will you see him reading a

book, because he is not accustomed to read, and the demands of a book

would lessen his time for business meditation. Boys with newspapers

circulate through the cars, and he buys each new paper as it appears

at the different towns. Whether it be Republican, or Democratic, or a

family paper or a yellow journal, does not matter to him; he glances at

the startling headings, takes an accident or a political scandal at

a mouthful, skims over the business news, sees whether anything has

happened at the Philippines, notes that the canard of the morning has

been contradicted in the afternoon, and flings paper after paper on

the floor. Three minutes or, in cases of extreme interest, five minutes

suffice for each paper, and by-and-by this omnivorous reader, who

consumes a paper even more quickly than his food, is knee deep in

printed information or sensation. For two minutes he is almost quiet,

and seems to be digesting some piece of commercial information. He then

rises hurriedly, as if he had been called on the telephone, and makes

for the smoking-car, where he will discuss “Expansion” with vivid,

picturesque speech, and get through a cigar with incredible celerity.

Within fifteen minutes he is in his place again; and, a little

afterwards, wearying of idleness, he is chewing the end of a cigar,

which is a substitute for smoking and saves him from being wearied with

his own company. Half an hour before the train is due at his station,

he is being brushed, and getting ready to alight. Before the train

has reached the outskirts of the town, he has secured his place in a

procession which stands in single file in the narrow exit passage from

the Pullman. Each man is ready dressed for business and has his valise

in his hand; he is counting the minutes before he can alight, and is

envying the man at the head of the procession, who will have a start of

about two seconds. This will give him a great advantage in business, and

he may never be overtaken by his competitors till evening.

Suppose he lands at 6 a.m., he will find breakfast ready in a hotel,

and half a dozen men eating as if their lives depended upon finishing

by 6.15 a.m. Before seven he will have disposed of a pile of letters,

dictating answers to a typist attached to the hotel, he will have

telegraphed in all directions, and made half a dozen appointments in the

town by telephone. Within the forenoon he will finish his business and

depart for some neighbouring town, lunching on the cars. The second town

he will dispose of in the afternoon, and that evening go on board

the sleeper to travel 400 miles to a third town, where he is going to

negotiate a contract at 8 o'clock next morning. If you sympathize with

him, and wonder how flesh and blood can stand the speed, he accepts your

sympathy as a compliment, and assures you that he never sleeps so well

as on the cars. He never seems to be out of sorts or out of temper: he

is always thoroughly alive and quite good-natured. Sometimes he may

seem for a moment annoyed, when he cannot telegraph as often as he wants

along the line, or when the train is not on time, that he may make a

connection. Nothing would wound him so deeply as to “get left,” and he

can only affect to be unconscious when some one declares that he is “no

slouch, and that there are no flies on him.” If he is obliged to spend

two hours doing nothing in a hotel, when business is over, then he rocks

himself and smokes, and it is a wonderful spectacle for an indolent

Englishman to look down from the gallery that commands the hall of the

hotel, and to see fifty able-bodied fellow-men who have worked already

twelve hours, at least, and put eighteen hours' work into the time,

all in motion. (One wonders why this motion is not utilized to drive

something.) He discovers how unlike cousins may be, for an Englishman

never moves unless he is obliged to or unless he wants to shoot

something, and these remarkable men never rest unless when they are

asleep. About that even, I am not sure, and I was often tempted to draw

aside the curtain from a berth in a sleeping-car, and, had I done so, I

should not have been at all surprised to find our friend wide awake

with a cold cigar in his cheek, and rocking his knees for want of more

extensive accommodation. He has always rebelled against the ancient

custom of sleep, which he regards as a loss of time and an anachronism.

All that he can do is to spend the night in a sleeping car, which, as he

will tell you, annihilates time and space.

Foreigners travelling in the States in their innocence are amazed that

a delicate-minded nation, like the Americans, should be willing to sleep

after the fashion of the Pullman cars, and should not insist upon the

Continental cabin-car. The reason for the Arcadian simplicity of the

sections is not really economy, for no American would ever think twice

of spending a dollar; it is simply their abounding and dominant energy.

If you sleep in cabins at night, you must sit in cabins by day; and

this would mean a seclusion and repose which are very distasteful to

the high-strung American temperament. It would be like bottling up a

volatile gas; and one imagines that it might lead to an explosion, which

some day would break down the partitions and break up the car from end

to end. The American must see everything in his car and hear everything,

for which he depends upon the peculiar quality of the local voice;

and he must be at liberty to prowl about his car, and to sit with his

friends here and there. The car is his little world for the time, and he

is not going to live in a backwater.

There seems no doubt that an American workman will do from twenty-five

to thirty-three per cent, more than an Englishman in the same time, and

that the higher wages of the American have their compensation for

the capitalist in a workman's quickness of mind and sleight of hand.

Everything goes at an accelerated speed, with wonderful inventions in

labour-saving machinery and devices to economize time. If the great end

of a nation be to do as much as possible in as short a time as possible,

then the American climate has been practically arranged for that end. An

Englishwoman living in the States becomes effervescent, and the native

American is the brightest woman on the face of the earth. While the

English atmosphere is heavy and soothing, and lends itself to thought

and quietness, the American climate is exciting and exhilarating, and

quickens both mind and body to the highest activity. It is an electric

climate, and the electricity has passed into the people, who are simply

vessels charged up to a certain number of volts. These vessels as

sources of motive power can then be attached to pulpits, or offices, or

workshops or politics. Of course, a day is apt to come when the vessels

will have been completely discharged, and it arrives very frequently

without warning. A little confusion in the head, and a slight numbness

in the limbs, and the man has to go away a year to Colorado Springs

or to Los Angeles. If he is fortunate, he can be recharged and run for

another five or ten years; then nature does not give any warning, but

simply stops the heart or darkens the brain, and you must get another

man.

No one, unless he leaves the country or becomes a crank, can escape from

this despotism of activity; he is part of the regiment and must march

with his fellows. The idea of making a competency and then retiring,

say, into the country, never crosses a man's mind. When you urge economy

upon a man for this end, you have injured your case, and are pleading

on the other side. With such a prospect before him, he is more than

ever resolved to be a spendthrift. To seclude an active American in an

old-fashioned country house, with ivy climbing round its Tudor windows,

even although there should be a library of black oak inside and a rose

garden outside, would be cruelty; it would be to imprison a squirrel in

a golden cage. What greatly impresses the traveller in the United States

is that the rich men work as hard and as long as the poor, and that

they cannot even give attention to the affairs of their country, but

are willing to leave them to the very doubtful management of the “Boss,”

because it would not pay them to leave their business and go into

politics. If the end of life be riches, then the clever American is a

successful man, for in no country does a respectable man become so very

rich, or rich so soon, and if not respectable he still may do fairly

well. You cannot have everything, however, and one notes that the

average rich man has paid a price for his dollars. He has read very

little--his wife reads for him; he has travelled very little--his

daughters travel for him. He has no voice in the State--professional

politicians speak for him; he has no amusements, unless you include

speculation; and he has no pleasant periods of rest, unless you accept

as an equivalent comparatively early and sudden death, which often

arises from acute indigestion. He has not time to stop and realize

himself, unless, but this is a large exception, when he has dyspepsia.

One reason, perhaps, why Americans do not rest is that given to me by a

bright woman: “We are all so tired,” and the American is the victim of

his own qualities.

One, of course, acknowledges the advantages of this amazing energy, and

there are times when a stolid Englishman grows envious. A university in

America is created in ten years and endowed to the extent of millions

sterling, and equipped with chairs of which a European never dreamt, and

laboratories which border upon palaces. Libraries and picture galleries

are rising in every city, for which the treasuries of Europe have been

ransacked; and, were it not for the restriction of governments, the Old

Masters would have to be sought, not in Italy and England, but in New

York and Chicago. New towns are designed upon a scale of magnificence,

as if each were to be the capital of an empire, and are at least

outlined in building within a few years. Should it be necessary, an army

can be created within a few months, and in a couple of years a new

trade can be established which will kill its European rivals. An English

farmer with fifteen hundred acres is a considerable man, but an American

can have fifteen thousand acres and his different farm buildings will be

connected by telephone. A self-made man in England marries his daughter

to a baronet and is much lifted; but the daughter of a self-made man

in America will marry an English duke, and consider she has conferred

a benefit. When you go to a Western town, you may be taken to see a

university; if not, you are taken to a dry-goods store; each, in its own

way, is the largest of its kind. Certainly, there are stores in America

which have no rival in the Old World, and which you are expected to

visit with the same appreciation as the Duomo of Florence.

There is almost nothing that the United States does not possess, except

political purity, and nothing which an American cannot do, except rest;

and in the conflict with foreign competition, he has almost discounted

victory. Whether he be able, that is, patient and thorough in the

discovery of principles, may be a question; that he is clever, by which

one means bright and ingenious in turning principles to account, is

beyond all question. If America has not yet had time to produce a

Lord Kelvin, it has given us telephones; and if Professor Dewar has

astonished the world with his liquid air, an American trust is, it

is said, being formed to handle it for commercial purposes. If we are

thought to be dull and slow, as we travel among the most stimulating and

hospitable people on the face of the earth, let some excuse be made for

us and let our hosts share the blame. An Englishman in the United States

is half dazed, like one moving amid the ceaseless din and whirling

wheels of a huge manufactory, where the voice has to be raised to a

shriek, and a sentence compressed into a single word. He goes home

greatly humbled in his estimation of himself, and in low spirits about

the commercial future of his country. He has no bitterness, however,

within his heart, for are not these people of his own blood, and are not

their triumphs his, even if they threaten to outrun his own nation in

the race of productive commerce? And when he comes back to England, has

he not his compensations, Stratford-on-Avon, and Westminster Abbey, and

the greenery of the Home Counties, and the lights and shadows of the

Scots Lochs, and the musical voices of the English women, and the quiet,

contented, cultured English homes?

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