The arrival of the sheep on the farm caused me to give them some

attention, and the more I meditate on them the more I regret that we did

not go in for sheep-raising long ago. They have opened to me an entirely

new field for articles. I had never realised how completely and

intimately sheep are bound up with the history and literature of

mankind. In symbolism they date back to the earliest chapters of

Genesis. It might even be shown that we owe much of our civilisation and

learning to the care of sheep. Shepherds have been poets since the time

of David and earlier, and they have even figured among the rulers of the

world. The Biblical patriarchs were all shepherds, and in the history of

Egypt we have the Hyksos dynasty--the fierce shepherd kings, who ruled,

I think, for six hundred years. One has only to let his mind wander over

literature and art to realise that man and sheep have been companions

from the dawn of history. Pastoral poetry is a distinct branch of

literature, and what would landscape painting be without woolly bunches

in the middle distance to represent sheep? I understand that it is to

the shepherds we owe the sciences of astronomy and algebra, and they

have also made contributions to medicine and botany. It was of a

shepherd that Touchstone said: "Such an one is a natural philosopher."

Perhaps the most up-to-date contribution to civilisation that we owe to

the shepherds is the ancient and royal game of golf. It began with the

shepherds who whiled away their hours knocking about a woollen ball with

their shepherd's crook. Assuredly the sheep will furnish me with an

ample field for research, investigation, experiment and nonsense of all

kinds. I may even be able to get some political hints from them, because

of their habit of following a leader. I look forward to a pleasant and

profitable winter studying the children's sheep.

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_XX.--The First Lamb_

In spite of the persistent cold weather there has been enough excitement

on the farm to send up the temperature several degrees. One day last

week, when the mercury was sulking at zero, three lambs arrived on the

place. Alas only one survived, in spite of tender care and the best

advice of all the experienced sheep-raisers in the neighbourhood. One

died at once and another followed a few hours later, though it was

carefully fed and tucked in a warm nest beside the kitchen stove. The

mother sheep could not be induced to take any interest in the weakling.

One of her lambs was strong and vigorous, and to it she gave her whole

care, seeming to know by instinct that nothing could save the others.

And it is doubtful if she could have saved the one we have if we had not

shared the cares of motherhood with her. At nightfall the thermometer

went down and down until it reached 12 below, and the new lamb began to

lose interest in this cold world. The frost penetrated to the snug

box-stall, and the poor little lamb shivered and refused to pay

attention to its mother. She pawed at it to make it get up, but it

couldn't get on its feet. So we wrapped it in a horse-blanket and took

it to the nest beside the stove. For the next couple of days we kept it

warm and carried it to its mother for brief visits at meal times. In

that way we kept it from being chilled to death, and now that the

weather has moderated it is living with its mother and being much

admired. But I am afraid that some of the interest taken in it is rather

sordid. When the excitement was at its highest I found a boy studying

the market reports. He was looking up the price of wool.

* * * * *

Like all the other live stock on the farm, the lamb has a name of its

own. Its owner informed me that it is to be called Mary Belle. Why he

was so superfluous as to give it two names I did not inquire. The name

sounded good to me--the sound of it reminded me of how:

"Winking Mary buds begin

To open their golden eyes,

With everything that pretty bin----"

Mary Belle--Mary buds. There is a distinct assonance, but it is a slim

one on which to hang a quotation. Still, the "Mary buds" reminded me of

spring--and that led to results. Lambs are always associated with spring

in literature, and why shouldn't they be in fact? My personal

recollections of lambs all coincide with days:

"Whan that Aprille with his showres soote,

The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote."

So what on earth was a lamb doing in this world in January? On inquiry I

learned that one must expect such things if he goes in for pure-bred,

pedigreed sheep that may take prizes at the fall fairs. Any lamb that is

born after 12 p.m. of December 31 of the preceding year is entitled to

rank as a spring lamb. When the fall fairs come round Mary Belle will

have the advantage of several months' growth over the lambs that come in

the springtime--"the only pretty ring time." This makes it look to me as

if prize-winning were rather more important than sheep-breeding. Poor

Mary Belle will have to spend the most frisky months of her life in a

little pen, instead of skipping about among the flowers, as a lamb

should. She is being robbed of her youth in the hope that she may win a

blue ribbon.

_XXI.--Sheep Surgery_

When I got home from the village a couple of evenings ago a bareheaded

delegation met me at the road gate with bad news.

"Strafe's leg--was chased by a dog--was broken--and I must set it--Oh,

the dog was a stranger--Strafe couldn't----"

At least that is what it sounded like. One thing is certain, and that is

that two excited boys can't tell a bit of news as quickly as one. After

both had blown off steam at the same time, I questioned them and found

that Strafe, one of the twin lambs, had his leg broken. It seems that a

stranger dog followed one of the children from the village in the

afternoon, and in spite of being told to "Go home, sir," he persisted in

following. But he no sooner reached the farm than he began chasing the

sheep. To escape him they rushed to the barnyard, and as the gate was

only partly opened they got jammed, and poor little Strafe, in spite of

his warlike name, had his leg broken. The dog was promptly chased away.

None of the family had seen him before, and they did not know who owned

him. Evidently he was a stranger. I was distressed to hear the news, for

there is something so gentle about lambs that one hates to think of them

suffering. In spite of his belligerent name, Strafe is an unusually

gentle creature that is ready to stand and be petted whenever any one is

in the humour to fuss with him. It almost seemed as if one of the family

had been hurt.

* * * * *

My first thought was that the lamb might have to be killed to put him

out of his misery. That is what usually happens to a colt that gets his

leg broken, and having heard of several that had suffered in this

way--or was it that they had a tendon cut on a wire fence?--I began to

see the gloomy side of the matter at once. Still, on second thought, I

reflected that a lamb with a limp might raise just as much wool and

mutton as one with the use of all his legs, but it was quite evident

that his prospects of figuring in the blue-ribbon class at the Fall Fair

were probably ended. This was quite a calamity in itself, for he is

pure-bred and the children had hopes of him. As quickly as possible I

got to the sheep-pen and looked over the little patient. He was lying

down in a comfortable attitude, though it was easy to see that his leg

was broken below the knee, as the crook in it was quite noticeable. He

made no objection to having me examine his leg, though it must have hurt

to have the broken bone handled. What surprised me was that there was no

evidence of swelling, though the bone had been broken for some hours.

Another strange thing was that the bones lay so loose. The parts barely

touched each other, though in cases of human fracture the bones

sometimes get drawn past. It was no comminuted fracture I had to deal

with, but a very simple case of simple fracture. Of course, the whole

family gathered around to make comments and give advice, and I quickly

found that I was expected to play the surgeon and give Strafe a leg that

would be as good as new. Though surgery had never come within my

experience in the past, I felt that this was no time for false modesty,

and prepared for action.

* * * * *

While making inquiries among persons of experience as to the best way to

proceed, I brought out the curious bit of information that surgeons use

only three splints when setting a human broken leg. My own instinct was

to use four, but being assured that the doctors use only three I felt

that there might be some mystic reason for it that was beyond the lay

mind and made my preparations accordingly. Strafe had been placed on a

bench, where he lay quite composedly while I took his measure for his

new set of splints, which I was whittling from a shingle. Apparently he

was not a bit frightened or distressed. Judging from his appearance he

seemed to think he was coming in for an extra lot of petting from the

boy who was holding him, and he seemed to be enjoying himself. Finally,

I got my splints ready, packed a bunch of loose wool around the broken

leg and then began to wind a cotton bandage around my somewhat clumsy

looking attempt at surgery. A visitor held the bones straight while I

was doing this and Strafe did not struggle a particle. Evidently a

lamb's sense of pain cannot be as acute as that of a human being. Though

I was as gentle as possible I am sure that my touch was clumsy and that

a broken bone in the human body if handled so inexpertly would have

caused acute suffering. The lamb neither struggled nor protested, but

allowed me to move the leg about and do what I liked with it. After it

was carefully bandaged he was set down on the ground, and hopped away on

three legs to where his anxious mother was waiting for him. Yesterday he

was feeding as usual, and as the splints were firmly in place I am

hopeful of a perfect cure. By the way, I wonder if they give prizes for

animal bone-setting at the Fall Fairs. I must find out.

_XXII.--The Patient_

The progress of Strafe, the lamb that had his leg broken, is about the

most surprising thing I have seen in a long time. One naturally thinks

of a broken leg as a serious thing, and it is to a human being, but it

doesn't seem to cause so very much discomfort to a lamb. Two days after

the accident I saw him taking part in a brisk game of "King of the

Castle" with Clarissa and Mary Belle. Of course he was hampered by his

game leg, which was bound up in the splints I had put on it, but he

found little difficulty in climbing to the top of a pile of hay that had

been thrown from the top of a stack and defending his position against

assaulting forces. Though he carried his leg in the air he could still

bunt vigorously, and though he sometimes got knocked over, he would

immediately return to the fray. Evidently the nervous system of a lamb

is not so sensitive as that of a human being. A child with a broken leg

could not be taking part in games so soon after the accident. Although

it is only a week since he was hurt I notice that he is already using

his leg, though with a very decided limp. It is still too soon to take

off the splints, so I cannot tell whether my attempt at bone-setting has

been a success, but folks of experience who have looked at him assure me

that his chances of figuring in the blue-ribbon class are ended. It will

be his destiny to figure as mutton. This is not only a disappointment,

but a considerable loss.

_XXIII.--Shearing_

The sheep changed their flannels this week and as the weather changed at

the same time, I am afraid they are not feeling very comfortable. With

wool at present prices, they were given a very thorough clip, and in

spite of the pleasant proverb the wind has not been tempered to them. We

have had the reliable north wind with which we have become quite

familiar this spring, and I was sure they would catch their death of

cold. I investigated to see that we had a proper supply of mustard and

goose-oil in case I should have to put plasters on their chests and give

them the proper dosing. But up to the present writing they seem to be

doing very well, though they keep on the lee side of the buildings and

of the hedge that runs along the road. They almost look uncanny in their

present condition of undress. It is surprising to see what a small sheep

emerges from the fleece when the shearing is done. The mother sheep look

very little bigger than their lambs. By the way, as those lambs already

have noticeable fleeces, I am afraid the warm weather will be rather

hard on them. One warm day last week I noticed Mary Belle, with her

mouth open, panting after a short run. What will it be like for her in

August, when we have real heat? While speaking of the lambs, I am glad

to report that my attempt at bone-setting proved fairly satisfactory.

Strafe is able to gambol about much as usual, though he limps a little

and is thinner for his experience. There is a lump on his leg where the

bone knit and those who speak with authority say that although he is a

fine lamb he must now be considered in the mutton class. But I am proud

of the fact that my efforts preserved his leg for everyday use if not

for show purposes.

* * * * *

As this has been the first sheep-shearing we have had on the farm in

many years, I was interested to note the improvement. When the boys

brought word that the shearers had arrived and were shearing the sheep I

hurried to the barn to view the operation. As I approached I heard a

sound like that of a cream separator, and was surprised to find that the

shearing was being done by machinery. With these tame, modern sheep

shearing is not the exciting process it used to be. The legs of the

creatures were not tied up in a bunch with a hame-strap to keep them

quiet. The shearer merely made the sheep sit on her hind-quarters, while

he tucked her head under his arm. He had a contrivance that looked like

a small mowing machine, and was busily cutting swaths of wool along her

sides. It was doubtless a great improvement on the old shears--the kind

that memory associates with boyish haircuts. I have always thought of

the shears by its Gaelic name, but it is past my power to spell it. It

was imitative of the sound made by the shears when in use. If you take a

pair of shears, close and open them and then try to pronounce the sound

you hear, you will have the Gaelic name. It sounds something like

"dwnguist." Pronouncing it is just as hard as it looks. One needs to be

born to it. I found that they had an old-fashioned shears with them to

clip off spots that the mower could not be put over safely, but it was

very little used. I noticed that the new method of shearing leaves the

sheep free from the ridges that used to be prominent features of

old-time shearings--and haircuts. I shouldn't wonder but they could cut

hair with these new machines, but as I have never seen anything like

them in even the most up-to-date barber shops they cannot be practical

for hair-cutting. But they are certainly the proper caper for

sheep-shearing.

_XXIV.--Vain Regrets_

John Milton was a noble poet, but he was not a safe guide in matters

pertaining to animal husbandry. For the ordinary man, the bulletins of

the Department of Agriculture are safer reading than the masterpieces of

literature. If it were not for John Milton I might to-day have a bank

account that would outshine "the wealth of Ormuz or of Ind." Just listen

to this piece of foolishness that I have been cherishing all these

years:

"Alas! what boots it with incessant care

To tend the homely, slighted shepherd's trade,

And strictly meditate the thankless muse?"

You couldn't expect me to go in for sheep-raising while giving that

quotation a place of honour in my memory, could you? The boys, not

caring for poetry, and caring much for the practical bulletins, obtained

my permission to go in for sheep-raising. Remembering the kind of sheep

we had when I was a boy, I thought they wouldn't be much trouble, as

they would pasture most of the time with the neighbours anyway. But the

boys didn't go in for that kind. They got pure-bred registered sheep,

and started under the best auspices, with a little flock that was partly

bought and partly taken on shares. I admired the addition to the farm

live stock, but did not get excited. These quiet, plump sheep did not

seem to promise adventure of any kind. The sheep I used to know were

more like Ancient Pistol's "damned and luxurious mountain goat" than

they were like these pampered pets of the show-ring. Of course. I

recorded the arrival of Mary Belle and Clarissa and Strafe, and told

something about their doings, but felt no inclination to take up "the

homely, slighted shepherd's trade." And now see what has happened. Last

week a buyer of fancy sheep came along, gave the flock the once over,

and then bought Mary Belle. When they told me the price he was paying,

my wrath against John Milton boiled over. "Slighted shepherd's trade,"

indeed! That buyer paid sixty-five dollars for Mary Belle! You could

have bought a whole flock of the sheep I used to know for that price.

Why, O why, didn't I go in for sheep when I came back to the land?

_XXV.--Sheep Sculpture_

There are no such sheep as those that take the prizes at the Fall Fairs

and have their pictures printed in the papers. I never believed that

such sheep really existed, "so large and smooth and round," and now I

know that they do not. At least they do not exist as a natural product

of the farm. They are just as much a manufactured article as the little

woolly "baa-baas" in the baby's Noah's Ark. I know this, because I saw a

show sheep manufactured. When Mary Belle was sold it was stipulated by

the buyer that she was to be clipped before being delivered. In my

innocence of the guile of the show-ring I thought that this meant that

she was to be trimmed a little around the edges so that her little

fleece wouldn't look too ragged and ill-kept. When an experienced

showman came to do the clipping, I naturally stuck around to see what

would happen. I knew Mary Belle was a pure-bred sheep of some kind, but

I thought it was an ordinary kind. I had seen sheep and lambs in

pasture fields that looked much like our sheep, so I did not think there

was anything unusual about them. I supposed that the show sheep, with

their wonderful points, must be specially bred and must belong to kinds

that do not run in ordinary mortal pastures. But I know better now. I

saw Mary Belle transformed from an ordinary playful scamp of a lamb to a

primped and perfect darling of the show-ring. I have learned that

sheep-raising and sheep-showing are two entirely different things, and I

have been forced to the conclusion that Touchstone's shepherd didn't

know much about the possibilities of shepherding. He was only a "natural

philosopher," but the modern shepherd is an artist. I suppose it

wouldn't do for me to say "fakir."

* * * * *

When Mary Belle was captured she acted much as an untamed youngster

might when about to have his hair combed and neck washed before being

exhibited to company. She jumped wildly and blatted for her mother, but

it was no use. A strong man held her by the wool around her neck, while

the experienced showman looked her over with a critical eye. He admitted

that she had many good points--but there were a few little

things--still it didn't matter--they wouldn't show when he got done.

After these cryptic remarks he took a couple of carding combs--I am not

sure that that is the right name, but they were the kind of thing I used

to see in my youth in the hands of old pioneer women who carded their

own wool. They look like curry-combs. They are made of wire teeth, set

in leather on a wooden frame. They look and feel something like a cockle

burr. Anyway the showman took these instruments and started at Mary

Belle's fleece. The process was much like combing a particularly snarly

head of hair and was received in the same spirit. The lamb jumped and

called for mother, but as I did not regard the operation any more cruel

than many a hair-combing I had witnessed I did not protest. With these

carding combs the lamb's fleece was all pulled out so that she suddenly

looked twice her usual size. But there was no improvement in her

appearance. In fact she looked shaggier than ever. But presently her

wool was all pulled out on end, and into separate strands, and the real

work of trimming or clipping was ready to begin.

Taking an especially sharp pair of shears, the showman tried their edge

on his thumb in quite the old shepherd manner that I could remember

from earlier days, and looked over the unkempt mass of wool before him

with a critical eye. Though I didn't realise it at the time, his

attitude was much the same as that of Michael Angelo before the mass of

marble from which he hewed his David or of Canova when he stood before

the lump of butter from which he carved the lion. The showman was really

a sheep sculptor, and he was going to snip and clip a prize-winning lamb

out of the mass of wool before him. With a sure hand he mowed a slight

swath of wool along Mary Belle's back. Where there were humps he cut

fairly deep, and where there were depressions he skimmed lightly. The

result was a back-line that was as smooth and straight as if cut to a

ruler. Swiftly but carefully the shears went snipping along her back and

down the sides. What surprised me most was the surface left by this

skilful shearing. It looked like a fine felt. If I didn't know better, I

would say that the lamb had been clipped right to the skin. Yet there

were probably two inches of wool under that deceiving surface in some

places. The sculptor proceeded with his work with artistic sureness of

touch. He had in his mind an ideal lamb, and he proceeded to cut to

that ideal. As he worked there began to emerge just the kind of lamb one

sees in the show ring or pictured in the agricultural papers. The new

lamb was not the harum-scarum Mary Belle in any sense of the word. She

looked twice the size, and her smooth coat, entirely free from snarls

and elf-locks, made her look as fat as a seal. I had to poke at her new

coat in order to convince myself that it was not really a convict-clip,

right close to the skin. The surface seemed to show the movement of the

flesh underneath, and her sides palpitated to every breath, just as if

there was no covering of wool.

As the expert worked she took on a wonderful smoothness and roundness.

Her hams looked like legs of lamb such as had never been. Her back

became broad and plump and her breast was a delight to look at. I

watched admiringly while an entirely new Mary Belle was carved from the

raw material of the old. And the strange thing of it was that she seemed

to like the transformation. Before the work was half done there was no

need of a strong man to hold her. She stood with her chin resting in the

showman's hand while he snipped and clipped her to shape. Finally he

turned her over to the other man to hold and then stood back as a

sculptor might to view his work. He walked around her and looked her

over from every angle--occasionally stepping up to trim some point to a

more desired shape. When she was finally done I half-expected him to go

over her with a piece of sandpaper, but that was not necessary. The

shears had left her smooth enough. When the art work was completed she

looked exactly like the impossible sheep they have at the shows and she

seemed proud of the change. She stood to have her picture taken just

like a belle who was dressed for some grand occasion. Her nature seemed

to undergo a transformation as well as her figure. I could not imagine

her romping and playing king of the castle with Strafe and Clarissa. In

fact, I doubt if her mother would have known her when she was turned

back into the pasture if it were not that sheep know their offspring by

the sense of smell. Everything was changed about her except her

characteristic odour. She looked to be fully as big and much heavier

than her mother, who had recently been subjected to a skin-tight

shearing. As I looked her over I felt that the time had come to add

another stanza to the many parodies of "Mary Had a Little Lamb":

Mary had a little lamb--

They took her to the show,

And though she had a perfect shape

It really wasn't so.

After seeing her in her finished form I have no doubt that Mary Belle

will win prizes in the show ring, but I feel that the prizes should not

go to her, but to the sculptor who fashioned her. She is more of a work

of art than any of the lambs and sheep we see in pastoral paintings.

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