CHAPTER XI

FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA

Mr. Hare's account of our August Party in 1890 mentions the reason of its

being the last for some time. My husband had been already offered the

Governorship of Bombay and would have liked it for many reasons, but was

obliged to decline as the climate might have been injurious after an

attack of typhoid fever from which he had not long recovered. He was then

appointed Paymaster-General, an unpaid office which he held for about a

year. The principal incident which I recollect in this connection was a

lengthened dispute between his Department and the Treasury over a sum of

either two pounds or two shillings--I think the latter--which had gone

wrong in an expenditure of thirty-five millions. In the end Jersey came to

me and triumphantly announced that the Paymaster-General's Department had

been proved to be in the right. How much paper, ink, and Secretary's time

had gone to this conclusion I cannot say. Postage being "On Her Majesty's

Service" would not come into the reckoning.

[Sidenote: WAR OFFICE RED TAPE]

We had one other experience of pre-war War Office methods, but that was

many years later. A rumour arrived in Middleton village that the soldier

son of one of our labourers had had his head blown off. As there was no

war proceeding at the time, we could not think how this accident had

happened, and went to ask the parents where their son was stationed. They

had no clear idea, but after a long talk remembered that they had

received a photograph of his regiment with the Pyramids in the background.

Armed with this information we approached the War Office and ultimately

elicited that the poor youth had not lost his head, but had died of fever

in Egypt, when arose the question of certain pay due to him. The War

Office, with an insatiable thirst for information, would pay nothing until

elaborate forms were filled up with the names and addresses of all the

brothers and sisters. These proved to be scattered over the face of the

Empire, and as the parents could neither read nor write, endless visits to

them were necessary before we could find out enough to fill in the forms.

Before this was accomplished I had to leave home and one of my daughters

took charge.

At last she wrote that the money was really being paid to the old father

and would be deposited in the Post Office. Knowing that he was very shaky,

I wrote back begging that she would get him to sign a paper naming his

heir, but before this was done he suddenly fell down dead, leaving the

money in the Post Office, and my daughter corresponded on alternate days

with the General Post Office and the War Office before she could get it

out. Then some more money was found to be due, and the War Office said

they could not pay it until they had certificates from the sexton and the

undertaker who had buried the poor old man. I was back by the time these

were procured, and lo and behold! one spelt his name Hitchcox and one

Hitchcocks. Foreseeing another lengthened correspondence, I enclosed the

form with a letter in Jersey's name vouching for the fact that they

referred to the same person but that the villagers spelt the name in two

different ways. Fortunately the War Office felt that they were now

sufficiently acquainted with the family biography and paid up. No wonder a

plethora of clerks was needed even in pre-war days.

To return to our own affairs. The late Lord Knutsford, then Colonial

Secretary, in the summer of 1890 asked my husband if he would accept the

Governorship of New South Wales, and he consented. Great stress was laid

on our not telling anyone before the Queen had approved, and we were most

conscientious, though I do not believe that other people keep such offers

equally secret from all their friends and relatives. It was rather

inconvenient as we wanted to invite my brother Rupert to accompany us as

A.D.C. and he was already committed to another appointment abroad. As soon

as the telegram announcing the Queen's approval arrived, I sent a footman

to look for him at two or three addresses saying that he must find Captain

Leigh somehow. He brought him back in triumph, having caught him in the

street. Lord Ancram and my cousin Harry Cholmondeley were the other

A.D.C.s, and George Goschen, now Lord Goschen, Private Secretary.

[Sidenote: BALMORAL]

Just before we were due to start, the Queen sent for us to Balmoral to say

good-bye. We there met amongst others the Duke of Clarence, the only time

I ever saw him, and I thought him a singularly gentle, modest young man.

Some old gentleman had lately left him a long gold and turquoise chain

which had belonged to Marie Antoinette. He told the Queen about it, and,

with genuine surprise, said he could not think why it had been left to

him. Her Majesty expressed the greatest interest in anything which had

belonged to Marie Antoinette, so he ran upstairs and brought it down for

his grandmother's inspection. He talked of his voyage to Australia, and

said he was sorry that he had been too young to appreciate all he had seen

as he should have done. I remember the late Admiral Lord Clanwilliam, who

had the supervision of the young Princes when they were on board the

_Bacchante_, saying that no boys had ever given him less trouble, and that

Prince George (the present King) was equal to boys a year older than

himself.

When we went to Australia Lord Hopetoun was already there as Governor of

Victoria, and Lord Kintore as Governor of South Australia, while Lord

Onslow reigned in New Zealand. These, like Jersey, had all previously been

Lords-in-Waiting to the Queen, and Her Majesty said to us, "As soon as I

get a nice Lord-in-Waiting Lord Salisbury sends him off to govern a

Colony"; to which my husband aptly replied, "You see, Ma'am, how well you

brought us up!" A remark rewarded by a gracious smile.

The Queen was indeed more than kind, and was very much upset when our

departure was delayed, just when all preparations were made, by my being

seized with an attack of typhoid fever. She telegraphed constantly, and

when the Court returned to Windsor sent a messenger daily to inquire. We

were told that her kind heart led her to imagine that my illness was

either caused or intensified by our having been summoned to Balmoral just

at the last minute, because she had forgotten that we were starting so

soon. Of course it had nothing to do with it, but the Queen was well aware

what typhoid fever meant. As she wrote to Jersey, she was "but too well

acquainted with this terrible illness not to feel anxious whenever any

relations or friends are suffering from it."

The result was that when I was convalescent Jersey had to start alone,

and I went with my children to spend Christmas at Stoneleigh, following

him in January. Lady Galloway was a true friend, for since our London

house was let she took me from Claridge's Hotel, where I was taken ill, to

her house in Upper Grosvenor Street and nursed me there for weeks.

Everyone was kind, Lady Northcote offering that I should take possession

of her house and have Lady Galloway there to look after me, but in the end

I stayed in Upper Grosvenor Street till I could move to Stoneleigh.

Christmas at Stoneleigh was an unexpected pleasure, and my parents,

brothers, and sisters did all they could to further my convalescence. An

addition to the family party was my brother Dudley's charming new American

wife, of whom he was intensely proud. When we greeted them or drank their

healths, however, in the course of the festivities he invariably prefaced

his words of thanks with "I and my wife" despite the laughing protests of

his auditors. On Twelfth Night we drew characters, with the

result--perhaps not quite fortuitous--that my eldest girl Margaret and her

youngest brother Arthur, aged seven, were Queen and King. Their healths

were duly drunk, and Arthur eagerly and emphatically responded, beginning

"My wife and I!"

Mrs. Dudley Leigh had been in her girlhood much admired in the Court of

Napoleon III and the Empress Eugenie. She was greatly attached to the

Empress and was one of the young ladies recorded in Filon's _Memoirs_ as

having helped to cheer the deposed monarchs in the first part of their

exile when they resided at Cowes.

Helene Leigh (then Beckwith) told me that she and her sister often went to

spend an evening with the Empress, who, as is well known, had a leaning

towards spiritualism and table-turning. The Emperor disliked the

experiments, and on one occasion begged them to stop. Presently he went to

bed and then Eugenie determined to resume. The table moved, and rapped out

"Janvier." The Empress asked what the date implied, and the answer came

"La Mort." In the following January the Emperor died. Personally none of

these coincidences convince me, as I have known automatic and other

prophecies which did not "come off." The Emperor was very ill and his

death must have seemed imminent to many present, but I allow that it is

curious that the date as remembered by my sister-in-law should have proved

accurate.

[Sidenote: FAREWELL TO ENGLAND]

At last I was considered well enough to start, and went off accompanied by

four children, two governesses and three servants, the rest of the

household having preceded us. We had a bitterly cold journey, and Lady

Galloway, who joined us in London and went with us across France and

Italy, had her work cut out to keep us warm and fed. She then went to stay

with some of her friends, having promised to visit us later in Australia.

It was very sad leaving all my family, and particularly my eldest boy

Villiers. He had to finish his time at Eton and was then to come to us

before going to Oxford. Everyone who has to leave children behind--and,

alas! that is the lot of only too many English parents--knows what it

means, and I will not dwell upon it.

All our friends were most sympathetic and helpful, and I was particularly

touched by Lord Derby's thoughtfulness. In his first letter on hearing of

the appointment he wrote: "You are a queen and an exile. Are you to be

congratulated or condoled with?..." He went on with serious words of

encouragement, and a little later took the trouble voluntarily to write

out for our use notes on Australia "founded on the reports of many friends

and on some experience of C. O."

Among his very shrewd remarks was:

"Distrust all informants who have been long away; things change

rapidly in those parts. And remember that the enriched colonist who

comes back with L10,000 a year to live in England does not in the

least represent the country in which his money was made."

Again he says that the Governor--

"Must spend his whole salary and something over. But it is a mistake

to suppose that mere outlay and splendid festivities will conciliate

goodwill--though they go a long way towards it. What the colonists

really wish and like is that the Governor should appreciate them, mix

in their amusements and apparently like to be among them."

Fortunately Jersey always liked to be among his fellow-men and understood

them, and the Australians soon found that out, and never forgot it. Also

Lord Derby truly said:

"The less a Governor interferes directly, the better; if his ministers

come to think that he desires so to do, they will tell him nothing; if

relieved from this fear, they will be glad enough to profit by his

experience and impartiality."

Many of Lord Derby's further comments are much to the point, but I only

cite one which is somewhat of a forecast:

"Schemes of imperial federation are not treated seriously by anybody,

but intercolonial federation is a growing idea, and likely to be

worked out, though still much opposed."

During our absence Lord Derby was an excellent correspondent and I may

refer to his letters later on.

[Sidenote: VOYAGE ON THE "ARCADIA"]

We sailed in the _Arcadia_, the same ship which had taken us to India,

with the same Captain Andrewes. The usual incidents of a long voyage were

not wanting--the natural effect on young men and women was exemplified in

the growing attachment of a very clever Australian Professor to our

English governess--an attachment which ultimately ripened to a wedding in

Australia, when Miss Mason became Mrs. Harry Allen. She is now Lady Allen,

and when the Prince of Wales visited Australia she sat at a banquet

between H.R.H. and the Governor-General, so our Australian experiences

were quite successful as far as she was concerned.

I do not recollect much of the other events on board ship, for I was still

not very strong and lived mostly with my children, in a nice large cabin

which the P. and O. had arranged for me. There was, however, one couple

who excited considerable interest--a youth who always appeared in spotless

white and a coloured sash, and a girl who wore white frocks, displaying

varied ribbons to match her admirer's. When we reached Ceylon passengers

were forbidden to send any washing ashore, as there was small-pox in

Colombo, and the young man went nearly frantic at being unable to refresh

his wardrobe. His fellow-passengers cruelly ragged him, and he was

reported to have run up and down in front of his cabin with a drawn sword.

I suppose the small-pox was only in the native quarters, for we were

allowed to land, to our great joy, had a delightful drive to Mount

Lavinia, where we saw the mango trick--not very impressive--had dinner at

the Colombo Hotel, and re-embarked for the longest and dullest part of our

voyage. The monotony of the nine days between Ceylon and Australia was

relieved in a manner more stirring than pleasant. We were met by a

cyclone, and had to go considerably out of our course to avoid its full

fury, but what we did encounter was quite bad enough and we were very

thankful when we sighted Australia.

We were fortunate during our sojourn in having the old friends whom I

previously mentioned, and their wives, as colleagues. Lady Hopetoun and

Lady Kintore were away when we landed, having been on a trip home; but

Lord Kintore met us at Adelaide and took us up for the day to his

beautiful house in the Mountains--Marble Hill--while Lord Hopetoun looked

after us with equal hospitality at Melbourne. We only stayed a few hours

at each place, as our great object was to reach our destination, which was

primarily the Governor's little country house, Hill View, situated in the

hills. Here I spent about a fortnight to rest and revive before going down

for the assembling of the Federation Convention at Sydney.

This was a very stirring introduction to Colonial life. (The words

"Colony" and "Colonial" are now taboo, but before Federation the present

Australian States were called "Colonies," and "Colonial" was freely used

by everyone!)

[Sidenote: THE FEDERATION CONVENTION]

Delegates from all the States were assembled in Sydney and most of them

had brought wives, so it was somewhat confusing to a new-comer to be at

once introduced to a number of people, however kindly disposed towards

her, whom she had never seen before, in totally novel surroundings. As far

as I recollect the initial banquet took place on the evening of my

arrival, March 1st, 1891. It was given in the Town Hall, a really fine

building in which we afterwards attended endless functions of all

descriptions. It was arranged that Lady Innes, wife of Sir George Innes, a

judge, should dine alone with me and accompany me to the Gallery to hear

the speeches after the banquet. All the guests courteously rose on my

arrival; my cousin Harry Cholmondeley escorted me, very magnificent in his

A.D.C.'s uniform. As the Cholmondeleys had been in the habit of acting

with us at Middleton, I felt very much as if I were taking part in private

theatricals.

The principal speeches were made by Jersey and the New South Wales

Premier, Sir Henry Parkes, who was the main promotor of Federation. Sir

Henry was a remarkable character in his way. He was the son of a small

farmer on my grandmother's property at Stoneleigh, where he attended the

village school, and his first pair of breeches was made by the village

tailor (the same parish clerk who made me find his places in church).

Henry Parkes emigrated to Australia, and a lady there told me how he kept

a sort of toy-shop and "fancy repository" where she could take her

umbrella to be mended. He became a Member of Parliament and almost an

autocrat. He had a fine head, like a shaggy lion, and was a good speaker,

though I fear that the education given him in Stoneleigh School had not

altogether overcome a certain difficulty with his "h's," and in the

transaction of business he was somewhat slow in thought. He was, however,

undoubtedly able and tenacious, and did a great deal for his growing

country. He was a trifle like the German Kaiser in his desire for his

city's progress in art, and had filled the National Park and the Botanic

Gardens with statues and busts more notable for quantity than

quality--but the intention was good, though the expenditure was large. I

believe that he had originated the motto of the Federation: "One People,

One Destiny."

Jersey's speech was extremely well received, though his reference to the

Union of the Saxon Heptarchy as precursor to that of the Australian States

enabled one of the papers to indulge next day in witticisms. It declared

that it had greatly perplexed the audience, some thinking that "Heptarchy"

was the name of one of His Excellency's ancestors who had fought at

Crecy--others that it was a kind of cake!

[Sidenote: THE DELEGATES]

Next day began the serious work of the Convention. Delegates were present

from the six Australian Colonies; there were also three New Zealanders,

including the celebrated Sir George Grey, who held a "watching brief" to

see what the Australians were doing, though New Zealand had no intention

of federating with the others. She was quite right, for although in those

days people were apt to think of New Zealand as part of "Australasia," she

is too far off and too different in origin and natural conditions to form

a portion of what is a very distinct continent.

No doubt the most intellectual and probably efficient member of the

Convention was the President, Sir Samuel Griffith, Chief Justice of

Queensland and afterwards Chief Justice of the High Court of Australia. It

is not for me to attempt a summary of the debates and of all the questions

to which they gave rise, naturally the most difficult being the relations

between the States. No doubt the result ultimately achieved did credit to

the statesmanship of many who took part. Probably the weakest point was

leaving to the separate States every power not expressly transferred to

the Commonwealth; in Canada everything not expressly reserved to the

Provinces went to the Dominion, which certainly tends to closer union.

However, this is looking a good deal ahead.

One of the points which seemed to add interest, perhaps dignity, to the

convention was the great size of the delegates. They averaged over six

feet in height, and I really forget how many pounds avoirdupois in

weight--but something quite remarkable. Australian legislators were

undoubtedly of sturdy growth, and whatever else they favoured had a great

predilection for tea. I sometimes attended debates in New South Wales

Parliament. My husband was precluded from doing so, but members seemed to

think it rather a compliment that I should be present. However exciting

the discussion, and whoever the orator, as sure as six o'clock struck a

cry of "Tea, tea, tea!" arose from all sides of the house, and out rushed

everybody to refresh himself before returning to duty.

The great antagonist to Sir Henry Parkes was Mr., afterwards Sir George,

Dibbs. He was an immense man, who had had a varied career, but was

generally esteemed for his direct and downright honesty. When in his turn

he became head of the Government he was noted as the first Australian-born

Premier. When we first arrived in the Colony he was supposed to have

Republican tendencies, but these seemed gradually, indeed rapidly, to

evaporate. While we were in Australia he paid his first visit to England,

where many prominent people, including our family and friends, paid him

much attention. The final touch was put by the Prince of Wales (afterwards

King Edward), who had discovered his liking for a big cigar, and with

unfailing tact he gave him one to smoke. Dibbs said, "No, he should keep

it," whereupon the Prince replied that he was to smoke that, and he would

give him another. Of course this got into the Sydney papers, and when the

traveller returned the street boys used to shout out, "Geordie, where's

the cigar the Prince of Wales gave you?"

The papers afforded us endless amusement during his trip. They used to

come out with heavy headlines. "Dibbs meets one King--several Princes,"

etc. "Dibbs visits the Queen," and on one occasion, mixed up with it all,

"Lady Leigh desires that Dibbs should bring out Lord Jersey's son." _The

Bulletin_ had a wicked page of drawings caricaturing Parkes' wrath as he

read these items.

Dibbs returned a rabid imperialist. I said to him one day, "I suppose that

talk of republicanism was only your fun?" "Only my fun," was his hasty

reply.

The Chief Justice, Sir Frederick Darley, and his delightful wife and

family were among our greatest friends. Sir Frederick was a tall, handsome

man; his resemblance to my father was often noticed by those who knew them

both. Lady Darley was a very cultivated woman, sister to Rolf Boldrewood,

author of _Robbery under Arms_, whose real name was Thomas Browne.

Lady Darley was great at "spirit-drawing"--a power in which she quite

honestly believed. It was curious, but I think instinctive. She would take

a pencil between her fingers, and talk and look about the room while the

pencil drew shading on a sheet of paper. Ultimately the shading would

evolve a large head with no outline but the shadow. Once when in after

years the Darleys were staying at Middleton Lady Darley showed her powers

at my request, and another lady who was among our guests confided to me

afterwards that she had produced an exact portrait of a relative long

since dead who had held my friend in great affection. I am certain that

Lady Darley did not know of this person's existence--the result must be

left between telepathy and imagination! Anyhow, these mystic powers never

interfered with Lady Darley's care for her family and for her duties to

the community--she was a real influence for good. She and Sir Frederick

have now passed away, but some of their daughters live in England and are

still among our friends.

[Sidenote: THE BLUE MOUNTAINS]

Sir Frederick had built a charming house in the Blue Mountains called

Lilianfels after a daughter who had died in youth. It was situated on a

high plateau among most romantic scenery--deep ravines and almost

inaccessible, thickly wooded valleys. One of these valleys plays a leading

part in _Robbery under Arms_, the bushranging hero Starlight having his

lair among the rocks. A railway had been made to this high ground,

twisting and turning in extraordinary fashion, tradition said because the

engineer wanted to pay constant visits to an innkeeper's daughter at a

house somewhere on the way. Once at Katoomba, beyond which lay Lilianfels,

the difficulty for the pedestrian would not be to scale mountains, but to

descend into the valleys, and in our time not many people attempted it.

Tourists, however, came up to admire the splendid views and the

picturesque waterfalls, and to visit the famous Jenolan caves in the same

neighbourhood.

The whole formation of the valleys and caves showed that this part of the

mountain-range had been in bygone ages cliffs washed by the sea. The

Jenolan caves were long labyrinths full of stalactites and stalagmites of

wonderful forms and colours. About two miles had been opened up when we

were there, doubtless much more has since become accessible. Some of us

climbed down a primitive iron ladder to view a mystical underground river,

source unknown. I seized on it with joy for a child's story which I

published later on.

I believe that there is now a fine hotel near the caves, but when we spent

a night there we found a very primitive hostelry; and as we were a party

of nine, including the Duchess of Buckingham and her cousin Miss Murray, I

am afraid we left little accommodation for other arrivals. We were

unconscious of the inconvenience to which we were putting them until some

time afterwards, when a little publication was sent us anonymously. It

appears that a public room which had been allotted to us as a dining-room

had been turned into a bedroom for two travellers after we had retired.

Now this hotel was strictly Pussyfoot, and my husband, having been warned,

had brought his own wine for our Party. He left two bottles in the room,

and our successors frankly confessed that they had carried them off in

triumph and shared the contents with their companions without saying where

they had found them. The writer in the account sent us said that he did

not imagine that the Governor knew how he had hampered the other guests

and did not suppose that he realised the fate of his wine until he read

this account. I must say that we were more amused than annoyed! All this

happened long after our landing in the country, but thinking of the

Darleys recalls our visit to my memory.

[Sidenote: SIR ALFRED STEPHEN]

The Chief Justice in each Colony was a great personality, and in due

course Sir Frederick became in addition Lieutenant-Governor, succeeding in

that office dear old Sir Alfred Stephen, who held it when we arrived. Sir

Alfred was a member of the English family which has given so many

distinguished luminaries to the Bar, and he worthily upheld their

traditions at the Antipodes. He had been in Tasmania before settling in

New South Wales, had been twice married, and had had nine children by each

wife, nine born in each Colony, and, if I remember rightly, nine sons and

nine daughters in all. With sons, daughters, sons-in-law,

daughters-in-law, and other relatives his connections played such a

prominent part in Sydney society that my A.D.C. brother found it advisable

to devote certain pages in the Government House invitation book to "Sir

Alfred Stephen's family," instead of entering them in the usual

alphabetical lists.

Sir Alfred was a delightful and intellectual man with great devotion to

philanthropic schemes. On one point only I was disposed to differ from

him--namely, he was extremely anxious to facilitate divorce and was much

too serious in the matter to see the comic side of some of the American

reasons for separation. Quite late in life, after being nearly bald his

hair began to grow again, and he proudly called attention to his newly

flowing locks.

I cannot name all the Ministers. Some had (much to their credit) risen

from quite lowly positions; others like Sir Frank Suttor, belonged to old

Australian families--indeed while we were in Australia a child of the

sixth generation was born to the Suttors, quite a record in such a young

country.

The general rule was while in Sydney the Governor and his wife could only

receive private hospitality from the Chief Justice, Lieutenant-Governor,

Admiral commanding the Station, and the Anglican and Roman Catholic

Primates. Apart from these they could attend any ball or function given

by, I think, six joint hosts--as for instance the Squatters' Ball, a Club

dinner, or a Charity Entertainment. It was a wise rule on the whole, as it

would have been exceedingly difficult to discriminate among hosts and

hostesses without giving offence; and personally I was very glad that the

Ministers and their wives should not have been even indirectly called upon

to entertain us, as most of them were anything but rich, and yet had one

begun the custom others might have felt bound to follow. Up the country it

was different--when we visited the different Districts for agricultural

shows, opening of school buildings, or general inspections, it was fully

recognised that prominent people should receive us, and I cannot say

enough of their kindness and hospitality.

Indeed, open-handed hospitality was the rule in Australia, and the

squatters and landowners, such as Mr. and Mrs. Osborne, Dr. and Mrs. Hay,

and many others of our hosts and friends, seemed never to regard their own

convenience if they could make their guests happy.

Among the oldest families was that of Mrs. Macarthur Onslow, whose

ancestor had introduced merino sheep into New South Wales, and who

was--and is--universally respected in the State.

[Sidenote: DOMESTIC CONDITIONS]

Looking back on our various expeditions, I realise that our visits must

often have been no small tax in remote places and in houses where servants

were necessarily few. Quite rich people, having to our knowledge lands and

flocks bringing in thousands a year, would have only three or four

servants--the daughters of the house would do much of the work, and

visitors would be quite prepared to help in making butter and cakes. A

good deal that had been said in England about the splendid times which

servants had overseas struck me on nearer observation as capable of being

looked at from quite another point of view. For instance, much was made at

one time of maid-servants having horses to ride. When the nearest town was

perhaps fifteen or twenty miles off, when a horse cost L5 or L10, was

never groomed, and when the rider himself or herself caught and saddled

him as wanted, riding was not such an exceptional privilege.

Again, it was true that wages were about double what they were in England,

but accommodation was much rougher, and servants were expected to help in

every department as required--no question of saying "that is not my

place." I am speaking of nearly thirty years ago, but certainly almost all

the servants whom we took out returned with us to England.

This also applies to any remarks about social conditions. As I said

before, Lord Derby was most regular in writing, and begged for any news

which I could send him. Having been Colonial Secretary, he retained great

interest in the Dominions. He told me in one letter that he was keeping

mine, as he thought they might be of use hereafter, and after his death a

number were returned to me. I have also preserved many of his; but looking

through them, both his and mine refer so largely to topics of the day in

both hemispheres that I hardly think that voluminous extracts can be of

much present interest.

[Sidenote: CORRESPONDENCE WITH LORD DERBY]

I, however, quote a few. In one of his first letters he says:

"Writing to Australia is no easy matter. What can one say to a friend

who has met with reverses? And surely there is no greater reverse in

life than being turned upside down. Does it pay to be a constitutional

monarch turned wrong-side up?"

To which I replied:

"Your reversed friend was delighted to get your letter; though, as my

little boy says when told that he is upside down, 'No, we are standing

straight, it is the people in England who are standing on their heads

now,' which shows that he is rapidly imbibing Australian theories, and

believes that whatever be the follies of the Old World, we in New

South Wales must be all right."

I do not think that I felt upside down, but nevertheless I had from time

to time the feeling of having been buried and dug up again. Born and

brought up in a very old house, and having both lived and travelled almost

entirely among what was ancient, it was a strange experience to live where

there were no relics of an Old World, and hardly any spot where history

had been made in the long ago. On the other hand, Australia looked bravely

forward, and was, and is, building for the future. As Lord Derby put it in

another letter:

"I trust you enjoy colonial society and antipodean politics which at

least have the charm of greater hopefulness than we can indulge in in

this used up old country."

Some of his accounts might almost have been written to-day; for instance,

July 1891:

"The Labour party seems quite as lively with you as it is here.

Questions of that class will play a considerable part at the coming

elections, and many candidates who call themselves conservative will

swallow pledges more than half socialistic."

And again in November:

"Speeches are constantly made but seldom read. England is sick of the

Irish question (!) but has no other ready to put in its place. Claims

for shorter hours and higher wages are rising in every trade and

business, and this is the only subject that really touches public

opinion; it is not, however, an easy one for candidates to make

capital out of, for opinion in the electoral masses has not pronounced

in favour of or against a compulsory eight hours; which is the main

question in dispute. The cat has not jumped yet, when it does pledges

and opinions will be swallowed, and a dishonest scramble will follow."

Many cats have jumped since then, but the main outlines of politics are

not essentially different.

I confess that I was impressed by the extent to which the problem of the

unemployed existed in a country with apparently limitless possibilities.

Meetings of these men took place constantly near the Queen's Statue during

1892, and perhaps a portion of a letter which I wrote to Lord Derby may be

worth recording as at least a first-hand impression of what took place at

the time.

"As to the unemployed, they present the usual features of the class,

somewhat intensified by local colour. A kind Government not only

provides a free Labour Bureau to meet their case, but has obtained for

them certain buildings belonging to the Municipality as sleeping and

smoking-rooms, and to the 'married destitute' is now distributing

orders for free rations. I understand that about 9,000 entered their

names on the books of the Labour Bureau, but only some 200 have so far

proved themselves qualified for free rations. What I am, however,

trying hard to make out is why, when everyone tells you 'there is work

for everyone in this country if he likes'--'everyone can make money

here'--'this is the working-man's paradise,' etc., etc., there should

be such numbers of men out of work and undoubtedly so much real

destitution. Possibly two incidents which have occurred lately may

assist in the solution of the problem. A contractor took a number of

men from the Labour Bureau to do certain works near the Harbour. He

tried to sort them with a view to giving the less efficient 6_s._ a

day, the others to have 7_s._ or 8_s._ a day when proved capable of

earning it. They all struck, and even the Minister for Works backed

them up, saying the contractor must not do that--he must give all the

men standard wages, but might send away the inefficient ones and have

others in their place."

Of course the wages in Australia have risen enormously in the last

twenty-five years. At the time I wrote, as far as I recollect, miners had

about 14_s._ a day and other skilled labourers somewhere from 10_s._ to

13_s._ The men employed by the contractor were probably unskilled. I

continue my letter:

"Yesterday I visited a large Government Asylum for women ... no poor

law here. It comes to exactly the same thing, only, instead of the

rates, Government supports the institution. But the interesting thing

was this--connected with this women's asylum is a farm, and the

Matron's husband (an ex P. & O. captain) has voluntarily taken it in

hand. He wanted labour, and observed that in a neighbouring Government

Asylum for men there are numbers of men capable of doing plenty of

work, but not up to the 7_s._ to 10_s._ a day standard. He asked

permission to have some of these men, and has now about 40 employed

about the farm, giving them board and lodging at this Women's Asylum

and from 3_d._ to 1_s._ a day. I saw some at 3_d._ doing 4ft.

draining, and I talked to one, a bricklayer, who was doing excellent

work for 1_s._ a day. I calculated with the Master what his board and

lodging were worth (meat about 2-1/2_d._ lb.) and it came to about

1_s._ a day, so with 1_s._ wages on six days that was about 13_s._ a

week."

I remark that had Trade Unions found out that these men, whom masters

would not employ at full rates, were working instead of sitting with

folded hands, it would doubtless have been stopped. Meantime, though

ancient history, this is not altogether unenlightening.

[Sidenote: LABOUR LEGISLATION]

One rather amusing incident took place in Parliament. "Eight hours" was

the Trade Union rule, but was not enforced by law at the time of which I

write. A measure was brought into the Legislative Assembly (the Lower

House) to make it legally obligatory. First came the preamble, which was

accepted, then Clause Two stating that Eight Hours should be the legal

working-day, which was passed with acclamation, then the various clauses

with penalties attached which would oblige employers and employed to abide

by the new law. All these were promptly negatived. It seems to have struck

somebody that two clauses expressing an academic opinion looked a little

isolated, so a member brought forward a third clause stating that nobody

was to be obliged to work eight hours if he did not want to do so. This

was accepted with equal unanimity, and the Bill stood practically thus:

1st. Name. 2nd. Eight hours is a legal working-day. 3rd. No one is obliged

to work eight hours. I believe that the whole thing evaporated in a burst

of laughter and never went to the Upper House, but of course every sort of

stringent regulation as to working-hours has come in since.

However, the immediate sequel of this legislative effort deserves record.

A ship came into Sydney Harbour and stevedores were enlisted to unload it.

After eight hours' work they wanted to go on so as to get overtime pay.

"Not at all," said the captain, "I am in no hurry. Eight hours is a legal

working-day, and I am not going to break the law." Whereupon they all

struck because they were not allowed to work overtime! This is enough on

this burning question, which is certainly not peculiar to Australia.

Before leaving Lord Derby's letters a few extracts with regard to European

foreign affairs may be of interest. In March '91 he writes:

"Every thing and person on the Continent is quiet; even the German

Emperor. At least he has not been emitting any oracles lately. He is

said to have grown tired of Caprivi, and another change is talked of.

There is a vague idea about that he is 'going queer.' I don't know

that it rests on any authority."

In the same letter, though this did not then concern foreign politics, he

says:

"The only rising man I hear of is on the Gladstonian side--young Sir

Edward Grey, grandson of old Sir George, once Home Secretary. He is

making a name as an effective debater."

Even Lord Derby could not foresee under what circumstances these two men,

the Kaiser and Sir Edward, would become protagonists twenty-three years

later! He also speaks of the "rising celebrity," Rudyard Kipling. In the

following May he says:

"Foreign affairs seem quiet all over Europe; I am not behind the

scenes, but I know that the diplomatists expect no early disturbance.

The Czar would scarcely indulge in the pleasing pastime of baiting his

Jews, if he looked forward to wanting a loan. Besides, he hates

soldiering, and takes some interest in finance. The German Emperor has

been making a fool of himself, which is nothing new; he delivered a

speech the other day, in which he praised the beer-swilling and

duelling of German students as being the most effective influences to

keep up the true German character! He is an energetic young savage,

and that is the best one can say."

It should be remembered that the Czar who indulged in "the pleasing

pastime of Jew baiting" was not the luckless Nicholas II so brutally

murdered--a victim, say some, to the baited Jews--but his father,

Alexander III, whom he succeeded in 1894.

[Sidenote: THE EX-KAISER]

In July Lord Derby refers to the visit of the German Emperor at the

beginning of the month:

"He has been ramping up and down, seeing everything, questioning

everybody, intent on making the most of his time, and keeping all the

world in the condition of fuss and bustle which is the element in

which he lives. It is almost too soon to judge the effect of his

visit. I should say that he was popular rather than otherwise; not

from his manners, which are queer and rather blunt; but there is a

certain simplicity about him which pleases, as when he told the

Windsor people, in answer to an address, that he had come 'to see his

grandmamma, who had always been kind to him.' He had a good reception

in the city, though not so enthusiastic as the press makes out. There

was about as much interest shown in his state entry as in an ordinary

Lord Mayor's Show. He is understood to be well satisfied, and the

visit has given people a subject to talk about, which they were

beginning to want. None now lasts longer than a week. By that time,

journalistic enterprise has said whatever is to be said, and the

public grows weary. I am afraid one effect of this German visit will

be to put the French in a bad humour, though with no good reason. But

that cannot be helped."

Lord Derby seems to have been somewhat reassured, as in August, after

touching on home affairs, he writes:

"The other event is more important: the visit of the French fleet to

Portsmouth, where it has been reviewed by the Queen, and civilities of

every kind have been exchanged. I call the matter important, because

the visit of the German Emperor made a great feeling of soreness in

France, and led to endless talk about England having joined the

anti-gallican alliance. All that nonsense is ended by the courtesy

shown to French officers: and the relations of the two countries, if

not absolutely cordial, are again comfortable. The business was well

managed and does credit to the people in Downing Street."

Lord Derby continued to send most interesting news, but unfortunately some

of his later letters are missing, and alas! he died in the spring of 1893,

so I never saw my kind and constant friend again.

[Sidenote: LORD DERBY'S POEM]

I never saw the following lines published. They were given me by Lady

Galloway, who told me that Lord Derby believed that he had composed them,

as he could not remember having heard or read them when he woke with them

in his mind. She wrote down what he said with regard to them.

"Lines made, as I believe, in sleep, in the course of a dream, in

which some fellow-student had asked me to complete a poem which he was

sending in:

"We judge but acts--not ours to look within:

The crime we censure, but ignore the sin:

For who tho' versed in every legal art

Can trace the mazes of the human heart,

Allow for nature, training, faults of race

And friendships such as make us brave or base,

Or judge how long yon felon in his cell

Resisted, struggled--conquered ere he fell?

Our judgments skim the surface of the seas,

We have no sounding-line for depths like these.

Jan. 1893, 5 to 7 a.m."

One or two imperfect lines follow. The idea recalls Burns's "Address to

the Unco' Guid":

"Then at the balance let's be mute,

We never can adjust it;

What's done we partly may compute,

But know not what's resisted."

Lord Derby, however, goes deeper into the springs of action. Verses

composed in sleep are by no means uncommon, but apart from Coleridge's

"Kubla Khan," are perhaps seldom as consecutive as these.

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