(_Highly Humorous Song. Sung with Immense Success by King M'Tesa, of
Uganda._)
"King M'TESA inquired of Mr. STANLEY what an 'Angel' was. He (Mr.
STANLEY) had not seen an angel, but imagination was strong, and M'TESA
was so interested in what he was told, that he slapped his thigh
and said, 'There! if you want to hear news, or wish to hear words of
wisdom, always ask a white man.'"--_Mr. Stanley at the Mansion House._
[Illustration: "If you want to know, you know, ask a White Man."]