And charming is still the epithet for Torquay, seated majestically

on its many hills. So charming is it, that the witchery of the place

gets into the head of the average young man o’ nights, like so much

champagne, and sitting by one of the many hillside winding walks

overlooking the bay, you may hear him declare to his _inamorata_ that

he loves her with a love transcending all other affections, past,

present, or to come. And so these silly folk become engaged, and, one

of these fateful days, they marry and go a-honeymooning in the Isle of

Wight (an isle ordained by the Creator for such functions), presently

to discover that life is not made up altogether of summer nights at

Torquay, nor at Shanklin neither; also that, however warmly one may

love, still number one remains, after all, when the flush of romance

has worn off, the object of the most jealous and enduring affection.

You see, Torquay is responsible for a great deal of match-making. Young

folks have in after years much reason to cur--well, er, that is, to

bless, the place.

How many declarations have I heard while lounging at twilight on the

Cliff Walk! How many gay and giddy flirtations at Anstey’s Cove or

Berry Pomeroy! Ah! delusive coast of Devon, inciting to the rashest

of all conceivable rashnesses, you have proved the undoing of many a

butterfly bachelor.

I have said enough to convince you, I think, that Torquay is a

dangerous place. It is all the more so, in that, being essentially

modern, there is nothing in the way of antiquities to explore in

the town itself. This fact, together with that other of a warm and

languorous climate, that invites to rest rather than to recreative

efforts, to whispered confidences, to tentative kissing and

waist-clasping on the sheltered Rock Walk above the Torbay road, shapes

softly the social features of Torquay and the plastic destinies of

youth.

To leave these features and come to consideration of scenic charms,

there can be no higher praise than to say that at night Torquay

picturesqueness reaches the acme of theatric scene-painting. To return,

when the moon is shining, to Torquay from Paignton, is to experience

a thrill of decorative pleasure that few other places can confer. A

great bar of silver moonlight, all alive with ripples, mingles with

terrestrial illuminations of villas and climbing hillside roads,

garish yellow by comparison. Below, in the harbour, red and green and

yellow lights of smacks and vessels of many builds dance in streaky

minuets upon lazy tides, while on the horizon the mast-head lanterns

of Brixham boats rise and fall giddily from crest to trough of Channel

waves.

Torquay has many climates, from the warm and dense atmosphere of

Fleet Street and Union Street to the mellow lapping of Torbay air by

the rise of Park Hill, or the robustious breezes of Warberry Hill,

farther inland. And thus Torquay pleases every variety of the querulous

invalid: these feeble folk lie here in strata, elevated or depressed,

as best befits their individual complaints.

Since Dutch William landed at Brixham, and so marched through Torquay

to Newton Abbot with his heavy crew of Hollanders, the place has had no

history save only the smooth and simple annals of what auctioneers and

land-agents call a “rising watering-place.” And Torquay has been rising

any time these hundred years, until it has at length been blessed

with the left-handed blessings of a Mayor and Corporation. These be

weighty matters, and Torquay celebrated its Charter Day last year with

all the becoming pomp of so great and glorious an occasion. Minor

happenings there have been that remain tinged with the bitter irony of

circumstance, as when Napoleon, a captive on board the _Bellerophon_

(the “Billy Ruffian” of an untutored crew reckless of the classics)

was brought into Torbay, within sight of the diminutive Torquay of

that time. The conquered conqueror was reduced to the status of a

Richardson’s show, to be peeped at by that “nation of shopkeepers”

which he had so gratuitously despised.[3] That nation, or rather,

this southern coast portion of it, had been not a little uneasy at

Napoleon’s preparations for invasion, and had been strenuously devising

defences, with quaking hearts; while the populace sang, to keep its

pecker up, such reassuring songs about the improbable, as that of which

the following stanza is a specimen:--

“When husbands with their wives agree,

And maids won’t wed from modesty,

_Then_ little Bony he’ll pounce down,

And march his men on London town.”

After which followed the rousing chorus--

“Rollickum rorum, tol-lol lorum,

Rollickum rorum, tol-lol lay.”

And these matters are Torquay’s sole concern with political history.

Happy town, say I.

XL.

Three miles of a delightfully undulating road that leads close by

the shores of the bay, and at length we reached Paignton about nine

o’clock. Paignton lives on the leavings of Torquay, and a decent

subsistence they seem to afford. It is unromantically celebrated for

its cabbages, and peculiar for the German nomenclature of its hotels.

The whole place is singularly and indecently Teutonic, a sort of

Pumpernickel, and its chief street might appropriately be termed the

Donnerwetterplatz, from the epithets called from us by its promiscuous

stones. One anachronism there is in this Germanic town--German bands

are plenty. We know, do we not, that these pests are found everywhere

but in the land of their birth. But, come to think of it, where does

the German band practise? The flippant will say that to assume any

practice on their part would be an assumption of wildest extravagance;

but, seriously, they must practise sometimes and somewhere; but

where and when? Did you ever hear them at it? Did you ever see a

dead donkey? Never! I have heard volunteer bands practise and have

survived--chastened ’tis true. They have their drill-halls in which

to harmonise in some sort; but (fearful thought) German bands must

practise in their lodgings. I can think of few things more dreadful

than to be their ill-fated neighbour.

Paignton is (equally with Washington) a place of magnificent distances,

abounding in spacious roads all innocent of houses, or, at best, but

sparsely built upon. But this is its modern part. The old town, which

lies farther back from the sea, clustering round the red-sandstone

tower of its ancient parish church, is close enough settled and

occupied, and, judging from the size and beauty of that church, was

at one time greater than now. There was of old a bishop’s palace

at Paignton, and there yet remain sundry traces of it, among them a

stalwart tower, wherein (says tradition) Miles Coverdale, some time

Bishop of Exeter, made his famous translation of the Bible. Tradition,

I regret to say, has in this instance grievously misled the devout;

and, although the present historian yields to none in his love and

admiration of a comely and well-rounded falsehood, it becomes his duty

to destroy this interesting but misleading myth.

If I thought the audience to which these poor notes (one must be at

least ostensibly modest!) are addressed would bear with me, I would

describe the antiquarian treasures of Paignton Church, for they merit

a moment’s stay. However, I forbear, although one cannot help quoting

this inscription to the memory of “Mistress Joan Butland and son:”--

“In Night of death, here Rests y^e gooD, &

fair, who all life Day, Gave God Both heart

and ear, no Dirt (nor Distance) hinDerD

her Resort, for love still Pav’D y^e way, &

cut it short, to Parents, husBanD, frienDs

none Better knew, y^e triBute of Duty &

she PaiD it tow, BeloveD By, & loving

all Dearly, her son to whom she

first Gave life, then lost her owne

he kinD Poor lamB for his Dam a full

Year crieD, alas in vain, ther for for

love he DieD _Anno Domi 1679_.”

[Illustration: BERRY POMEROY CASTLE.]

From Paignton to Totnes the road leads inland by easy gradients past

Blagdon, where nobody ever did anything worthy of record, until, in

four miles, the little village of Berry Pomeroy is reached. This

is the old road; the new highway, about one and a half miles out of

Paignton, turns to the left, and in a lonely course reaches Totnes.

The road past Blagdon to Berry is good, but the matter of a mile

longer. That, however, is _no_ matter to the tourist, when, by that

additional mile, so charming a ruin as that of Berry Pomeroy Castle

is gained. These shattered walls and courts are hidden in deep lusty

woods, resonant with the throaty gurglings of doves and wood-pigeons,

teeming with a populace of squirrels, and moist with the invigorating

rills that percolate everywhere, unseen but potent, amid the tangled

undergrowth. Nothing now remains of the original stronghold: the great

gateway and curtain-wall belong to the thirteenth century, and all else

is of more modern date. The Pomeroys were of ancient descent, even when

Ralph de la Pomeroy accompanied William the Norman from fair Normandy.

The name has a sweet savour as of cider, for “pomeraie” means apple

orchard, and from some such fruity demesne these Norman lords first

took their name. It is a lengthy stride, though, from the Arcadian

simplicity of the orchard, the fragrance of pomace, to the tilt-yard

and the baronial hall.

From Ralph these estates passed down through the centuries to that

Sir Thomas Pomeroy who, engaging in the futile rebellion of 1549, was

stripped of all his manors, which fell into the hands of the Lord

Seymour of Sudeley, brother to the Lord Protector, Duke of Somerset,

and to this day they remain in that family. The Seymours builded all

these courts and upstanding walls, now grass-grown and broken, or

ivy-hung, that are enclosed by the ancient circumvallation. Defence

was not a matter of such tremendous exiguity in the reign of Edward

VI., when (or thereabouts) these Tudor walls and window-heads were

freshly fashioned; comfort was of greater consideration, and that, by

all accounts, was well studied. But with the reign of James II. came

the ruination of Berry. Some have it that lightning destroyed the great

range of buildings, but that is matter of tradition merely. Certain it

is that never since that day have they been inhabited, “and all this

glory” (as Prince hath it) “lieth in the dust.”

Prince himself, author of “Worthies of Devon,” and vicar of Berry

Pomeroy, lies within the church, where Seymours and superseded Pomeroys

lie close together--quietly enough. The Protector’s son, Lord Edward

Seymour, lies here in effigy. He died (you learn) in 1593. His son,

too, rests beside, and amid them sleeps this child, done in stone,

humorously, as it seems to us, looking upon those radiant Dutch-like

features.

[Illustration: FROM A MONUMENT, BERRY.]

XLI.

From woody dells and time-greyed walls to the highroad and modern

Bridgetown, the suburb of Totnes, seemed a sorry change, though

without the loveliness of Berry it had been fair enough. Bridgetown

lies on one side of a narrow valley, Totnes on the other, and between

them runs the Dart, crossed by a very serviceable, very modern, very

uninteresting bridge, that stands sponsor to the suburb.

Totnes, say the historians, is the oldest, or one of the oldest,

borough towns in England, founded, we are asked to believe, by

Brutus the Trojan. We will not dispute the point: as well he as any

one else. I will not (being transparently candid) deny that this

particular Brutus seems to me, after this length of time, to be a very

uninteresting person--a prosy fellow--one to be avoided.

But we will not, an’t please you, so readily drop the subject of Totnes

town: that would not do, for not many such picturesque places remain in

the south of England. Fore Street, which seems in these Devon towns to

stand for High Street--although in some places in the county they are

happy in the possession of both--Fore Street, Totnes, is a fine example

of the unstudied, fortuitous, picturesque, from the projecting houses

that overhang the pavements at one end, to the Eastgate that spans the

street at the other, amid all the bustle and business of a town that,

it would seem, is little affected by depression of the agricultural

industries, upon which it lives.

There is a fine church at Totnes, with a stone pulpit, carved and gilt

and painted to wonderment, and the tower of that church is among the

best in Devon, an architectural dream, in ruddy sandstone, pinnacled,

and adorned with tabernacles containing figures of kings and saints,

benefactors, bishops, and pious founders. For aught I know (so lofty

is their eyrie) Judhael de Totnais is of the company. This Judhael

was one of the Conqueror’s host of filibusters, who, receiving his due

share of plunder in the form of fat manors, settled at the chiefest

of them, built himself a castle on a likely site, and, like some old

regiments under modern War-Office administration, took a territorial

title, “De Totnais.”

[Illustration: EASTGATE, TOTNES.]

His castle (what remains of it) stands on a steep and lofty mound of

earth at the northern end of the town, overlooking the streets and

clustering roofs, and commanding a glorious panorama of the river

Dart, winding deep amid the trees toward Dartmouth and the sea. These

castle remains are very meagre: a low circular keep-tower, open to

the sky, perched on an eminence studded thickly with tall trees--that

is all. Below is a garden, with closely shaven lawn, where young men

and maidens play tennis in summer months. Outside, in the street, an

ancient archway, which was once the North Gate of the town, still

stands.

There is, in the retiring little Guildhall of Totnes, standing behind

the church, sufficient interest for an especial visit. Low-browed

rooms, oak-panelled, with leaden casemented windows set in deep

embrasures, with dusky, glowering portraits of old-time worthies

hanging against the walls--these are characteristic items toward a

due presentment of the place. Here, too, are framed proclamations of

Commonwealth period, commencing “OLIVER, by the grace of God.” Oliver,

you shall see, is nothing less than “His Highness.”

And now, having “done” the town, do not, I pray you who may essay to

follow our wanderings, set out upon walking hence to Dartmouth. Rather

should you voyage by steamer those eight miles, at your ease physically

and mentally, this last happy condition attained by reflecting that

such scenery is not otherwhere to be enjoyed, and that to voyage thus

is the thing expected of all good tourists in South Devon.

XLII.

We took steamer from Totnes to Dartmouth. There are two classes aboard,

“saloon” and “second,” and there is but threepence difference between

the two. But the Wreck, who was paymaster this day, and is ever

economically inclined, prudently bought two of the cheaper tickets,

“for,” said he, “we are not travelling _en grande tenue_” (terms for

translation may be had on application). So we took our places astern,

and in due course arrived off the pontoon at Dartmouth. The Wreck, who

was in charge of the pasteboards, handed them up.

“Sixpence more, please,” said the collector.

“What for?” demanded the Wreck.

“You can see the notice,” replied the man; and he pointed to an

inscription, “Passengers going abaft the funnel must pay saloon fare.”

“But we didn’t go abaft the funnel,” said the Wreck; “we sat behind all

the time.”

“Behind _is_ abaft,” remarked the collector....

The Wreck paid the sixpence. “But,” said he, “I wish, next time you

paint your boat, you would write up decent English instead of your

confounded nautical slang, which no fellow can understand.” And so, as

Pepys might have said, into Dartmouth, where we lay at the King’s Head.

XLIII.

The situation of Dartmouth is eminently characteristic of the seaport

towns of South Devon and Cornwall. It lies, like so many of them, at

the mouth of a little river, which, running almost due south for an

inconsiderable number of miles, widens at last into an estuary that

gives on the sea through a narrow opening between tall cliffs. On the

inner side of this strait and dangerous gut, the storm-tossed mariner,

wearied of Channel waves, rides in a deep, land-locked harbour, at

peace, and on the shores of this harbour there springs up a town

to supply the wants of them that go down to the sea in ships. From

Exmouth in the east to Falmouth in the west, the same conditions are

seen. Sometimes the town stands on the western side of the estuary,

sometimes on the eastern shore; but almost every one of them has in

time developed its suburb over the water. Exmouth has its Starcross,

Teignmouth its Shaldon. Opposite Dartmouth, on the eastern side of

Dartmouth harbour, stands Kingswear, and over against Salcombe is

Portlemouth. Torpoint, that stands on the western shore of the Hamoaze,

is an essentially modern excrescence from Devonport. East and West

Looe seem to be coeval one with the other--those jealous towns of Looe

River; but Polruan is the dependency of Fowey, even as Flushing is of

Falmouth.

Dartmouth can hold its own among the best of these havens, even

as Dartmouth town is easily first in picturesque beauty and hoary

survivals of early seafaring days. I think a waft of more spacious

times has come down to us, and lingers yet about the steep streets

and strange stairways, the broad eaves and bowed and bent frontages

of Dartmouth--an air in essence salty, and ringing with the strange

oaths and stranger tales of the doughty hearts who adventured hence

to unknown or unfrequented seas, or went forth to do battle with the

Spaniard. Hence sailed crusaders, and Dartmouth came a splendid third

to Fowey and Yarmouth in 1342, when the port sent as many as thirty-one

sail for the investment of Calais. Followed then descents of the French

upon these coasts, succeeded in turn by ravagements on the seaboard

of France at the hands of Dartmouth and Plymouth men, when two score

French ships were destroyed. Then came in 1404 the French admiral, Du

Chastel, who landed at Blackpool Valley, three miles to the westward,

with the object of taking Dartmouth from an unsuspected quarter. But

this project failed of accomplishment; the storm-beaten tower of Stoke

Fleming church looked down that day upon the secluded valley where,

upon the sands of that curving shore, by the tree-grown banks of a

rivulet that loses itself in diminutive swamps, the clang of battle

echoed all day from the hillsides, and Dartmouth men gave so good an

account of themselves that four hundred Frenchmen dead, and two hundred

prisoners, with Du Chastel himself, completed the tale of that day’s

doings.

But Blackpool was a landing-place to be attempted only in fine weather.

Dartmouth harbour was the natural entrance. To guard it there were

built, in ancient times, the twin-towers of Dartmouth and Kingswear

Castles, facing one another, across the water, and between them was

stretched an iron chain, drawn taut by windlasses in time of peril,

which effectually prevented the entrance of hostile ships. Kingswear

Castle is comparatively insignificant, but Dartmouth Castle, viewed

from the Kingswear side, forms, with the adjoining church of Saint

Petrox, a striking group, backed by the lofty tree-clad hills of

Gallants’ Bower. A modern fort, built into the rock beside the sea,

adds a modern touch. Saint Petrox contains brasses to Roopes in plenty,

one of the inscriptions, curiously beautiful, for all its spelling:--

“JOHN ROOPE, OF DARTMOUTH, MARCHANT, 1609.

“’Twas not a winded nor a withered face

Nor long gray hares nor dimnes in the eyes

Nor feble limbs nor uncouth trembling pace

Presagd his death that here intombed lies

His time was come, his maker was not bounde

To let him live till all their markes were founde,

His time was come, that time he did imbrace

With sence & feelinge with a joyfull harte

As his best passage to a better place,

Where all his cares are ended & his smarte

This Roope was blest, that trusted in God alone

He lives twoe lives where others live but one.”

[Illustration: DARTMOUTH CASTLE.]

By this time my sketch-book was filled, and we went to a bookseller’s

to buy another, finally purchasing a ship’s log-book for the purpose.

It was ruled with faint blue lines, unfortunately (what stationers

term “feint only”), but the paper of it took pencil beautifully. I

think we left the bookseller’s assistant with but a poor estimate of

our artistic powers, for he seemed consumed with astonishment at the

choice, and grieved when I flouted the gorgeous sketch-books, oblong

in shape, and lettered in big gold lettering on their covers, that

he would have us buy. “All artists,” said he, “use these;” but we

took leave to doubt the statement, and left them for the use of the

bread-and-butter miss.

Then, armed with this formidable book, we explored the old parish

church (Saint Saviour’s) of Dartmouth, and started off “at score” with

the sketch of ironwork on the doorway of the south porch. “Exploration”

seems quite the word for an examination of Dartmouth church: it is old

and decrepit, and rendered dusky by wooden galleries--a wonderfully

and almost inconceivably picturesque building, without and within,

and (what is not often seen nowadays) a very much unrestored church.

It was in 1887 (I think) that a scheme for restoration was set afoot,

when the great controversy between the vicar and the Society for the

Preservation of Ancient Buildings took place. The society wished the

church to be let alone; the vicar wanted “restoration.” He plaintively

remarked that the roof leaked on to him while he preached; and I seem

to recollect that he was obliged to use an umbrella in the pulpit on

wet Sundays, but of this I am not quite sure.

[Illustration: ANCIENT IRONWORK, SOUTH DOOR OF SAINT SAVIOUR’S CHURCH,

DARTMOUTH.]

The outcome of this wordy war was a compromise: the roof was made

watertight, and the restoration generally was dropped like a hot potato.

Dartmouth church is closely girdled with old houses and steep streets,

paved with painful but romantic-looking cobbles, and the churchyard

rears itself high above the heads of wayfarers in the narrow lanes.

Here is the town gaol, rarely or never used, save for the paternal

detention of derelict drunkards, who, lest they should break their

good-for-nothing necks down these staircase-streets, are locked within

until the morrow comes, with sobriety and headache as co-parceners.

[Illustration: ARMS OF DARTMOUTH ON THE OLD GAOL.]

Dartmouth, you gather, who read municipal notices and

proclamations fastened on the church door, is a composite

borough--Clifton-Dartmouth-Hardness is its official style and title;

but it would, I suspect, puzzle even antiquarians to delimit their

respective territories at this time. We idly culled the information as

we passed one morning for a day’s excursion to Dittisham.

XLIV.

They call it three and a half miles from Dartmouth to Dittisham; we

made it, I should say, about eight; but there is no occasion for any

one who essays to follow our route to emulate this shocking example.

Those eight miles were all either up or down hill. A spirit-level

wouldn’t get the ghost of a chance anywhere along these lanes, for, the

moment you get atop of a hill, it begins to descend again.

We had just reached the bottom of a long hill when we met a countryman

of whom we inquired the way.

“Did ye coom from oop yon?” said he.

“Yes,” we replied, with forebodings of disaster.

“Then you’ve coom aout of y’r way,” he said; “ye’ll have to go oop and

take th’ next turn to th’ right.”

We took his directions, and were rewarded by presently coming into

Dittisham, in receipt, by the way, of a sudden and startling view of

Torquay and Marychurch, eight miles away as the crow flies, and yet

perfectly clear and distinct.

Down through Dittisham lanes we went, past the great grey tower of

the church, with its sun-dial, on to the beach of the river at ebb.

Here were several plum trees, loaded with plums; a small variety, dark

blue, more like damsons, and hard, and not too sweet. We, I grieve to

say, plucked many of these plums and ate them; but there was a Nemesis

attendant on the act.

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