VAMOSE, EH?
The intermittent popping of the gasoline engine, as it forced water to
the big, unpainted tank near the water-hole, became at first monotonous
and finally irritating. Sundown, clad in oil-spotted overalls that did
not by many inches conceal his riding-boots and his Spanish spurs,
puttered about the engine until he happened to glance at the distant
tank. A silvery rill of water was pouring from the top of the tank.
He shut off the engine, wiped his hands, and strode to the house.
He was gone a long time, so long in fact that Chance decided to
investigate. The dog got up, stretched lazily, and padded to the
doorway. He could hear Sundown muttering and shuffling about in the
bedroom. Chance stalked in quietly and stood gazing at his master.
Sundown had evidently been taking a bath,--not in the pail of water
that stood near him, but obviously round and about it. At the moment
he was engaged in tying a knot in the silk bandanna about his neck.
Chance became animated. His master was going somewhere! Sundown
turned his head, glancing at the dog with a preoccupied eye. The knot
adjusted to his satisfaction, he knelt and drew a large box from
beneath the bed. From the box he took an immaculate and exceedingly
wide-brimmed Stetson with an exceedingly high crown. He dented the
crown until the hat had that rakish appearance dear to the heart of the
cowboy. Then he took the foot-square looking-glass from the wall and
studied the effect at various and more or less unsatisfactory angles.
Again he knelt--after depositing the hat on the bed--and emerged with a
pair of gorgeous leather chaps that glittered with the polished silver
of conchas from waist-band to heel. Next he drew on a pair of
elaborate gauntlets embellished with hand-worked silk roses of crimson.
Then he glanced at his boots. They were undoubtedly serviceable, but
more or less muddy and stained. That wouldn't do at all! Striding to
the kitchen he poked about and finally unearthed a box of stove-polish
that he had purchased and laid away for future use against that happy
time when stove-polish would be doubly appreciated. The metallic
luster of his boots was not altogether satisfactory, but it would do.
"This here bein' chief engineer of a popcorn machine ain't what it's
said to be in the perspectus. Gets a fella lookin' greasy and feelin'
greasy, but the pay kind of makes up for it. Me first month's wages
blowed in for outside decoratin'--but I reckon the grub'll hold out for
a spell."
Then he strode from the house and made his rounds, inspecting the pigs,
shooing the chickens to their coop, and finally making a short
pilgrimage to where Gentle Annie was grazing. After he had saddled
"Pill," he returned to the house and reappeared with a piece of
wrapping-paper on which he had printed:--
Help yourself to grub--but no fighting on thees premisus.
SUNDOWN, Propriter.
"It's all right trustin' folks," he remarked as he gazed proudly at the
sign and still more proudly at the signature. "And I sure hate to put
up anything that looks kind of religious, but these days I don't trust
nobody but meself, and I sure have a hard time doin' that, knowin' how
crooked I could be if I tried."
He gathered up the reins and mounted Pill. "Come on, Chance!" he
called. "We don't need any rooster-police to-day. Jimmy's in there
talkin' to his hens, and like as not cussin' because I shet him up.
And he sure ought to be glad he ain't goin' on crutches."
He rode out to the mesa and, turning from the trail, took as direct a
course as he could approximate for the home of Chico Miguel, and
incidentally Anita. His mission would have been obvious to an utter
stranger. He shone and glistened from head to heel--his face with the
inner light of anticipation and his boots with the effulgence of
hastily applied stove-polish.
He rode slowly, for he wished to collect himself, that his errand might
have all the grace of a chance visit and yet not lack the most
essential significance. He did not stop to reason that Anita's father
and mother were anything but blind.
The day was exceptionally hot. The sun burned steadily on the ripening
bunch-grass. His pony's feet swept aside bright flowers that tilted
their faces eagerly like the faces of questioning children. He glanced
at his watch. "Got to move along, Pill. Reckon we'll risk havin'
somethin' to say when we get there--and not cook her up goin' along.
It sure is hot. Huh! That there butte over there looks jest like a
city athletic club with muscles all on its front of fellas wrastlin'
and throwin' things at themselves. Wisht I had a big lookin'-glass so
I could see meself comin'. Gee Gosh, but she's hot!"
He put the horse to a lope, and with the subdued rhythm of the pony's
feet came Euterpe with a song. Recitation of verse at a lope is apt to
be punctuated according to the physical contour of the ground:--
"In the Pull--man _car_ with turnin' _fans_,
The desert _looks_ like a lovely p--_lace_.
But crossin' a_lone_ on the _burn_in' sands,
She's hell, with a _grin_ on her face."
"Got to slow up to get that right," he said, "or jest stop an' git off.
But we ain't got time. 'Oh, down in Arizona there's a . . .' No. I
reckon I won't. I want to sing, but I can't take no risks."
That "the Colonel's lady and Julie O'Grady are sisters under their
skins," is not to be doubted. That Romeo and Sundown are brothers,
with the odds slightly in favor of Sundown, is apparent to those who
have been, are, or are willing to be, in love. "Will this plume, these
trunks and hose, this bonnet please my fair Juliet?" sighs Romeo to his
mirror. And "Will these here chaps and me bandanna and me new Stetson
make a hit with me leetle Anita?" asks Sundown of the mesas.
That the little Anita was pleased, nay, overwhelmed by the arrival of
her gorgeous caballero was more than apparent to the anxious Sundown.
She came running to the gate and stood with clasped hands while he
bowed for the seventh time and slowly dismounted, giving his leg an
unnecessary shake that the full effect of spur and concha might not be
lost. He felt the high importance of his visit, and Anita also
surmised that something unusual was about to happen. He strode
magnificently to the house and again doffed his Stetson to the
astonished and smiling Señora. Evidently the strange vaquero had met
with fortune. With experienced eye the mother of Anita swiftly
estimated the monetary outlay necessary to possess such an equipment.
It was well to be courted, of that she was reminiscently certain. Yet
it was also well to be courted by one who bore the earmarks--so to
speak--of prosperity. Sundown was made heartily welcome. After they
had had dinner,--Chico Miguel would return at night as usual,--Sundown
mentally besought his stars to aid him, lend him eloquence and the
Señora understanding, and found excuse to follow the Señora to the
kitchen where he offered to wipe the dishes. This she would not hear
of, but being wise in her generation she dismissed Anita on a trivial
errand and motioned her guest to a seat. What was said is a matter of
interest only to those immediately concerned. Love is his own
interpreter and labors willingly, yet in this instance his limitations
must be excused by the result. The Señora and Sundown came to a
perfect understanding. The cabellero was welcome to make the state of
his heart known to Anita. As for her father, she--the Señora--would
attend to him. And was Sundown fond of the tortillas? He was, be
Gosh! It was well. They would have tortillas that evening. Chico
Miguel was especially fond of the tortillas. They made him of the
pleasant disposition and induced him to tune the big guitar.
The Señora would take her siesta. Possibly her guest would smoke and
entertain Anita with news from the Concho and of the Patron Loring and
of his own rancho. Anita was not of what you say the kind to do the
much talking, but she had a heart. Of that the Señora had reason to be
assured. Had not Anita gone, each day, to the gate and stood gazing
down the road? Surely there was nothing to see save the mesas. Had
she not begged to be allowed to visit the Loring hacienda not of so
very long time past? And Anita had not been to the Loring hacienda for
a year or more. Such things were significant. And the Señora gestured
toward her own bosom, implying that she of a surety knew from which
quarter the south wind blew.
All of which delighted the already joyous Sundown. He saw before him a
flower-bordered pathway to his happiness, and incidentally, as he gazed
down the pathway toward the gate of Chico Miguel's homestead, he saw
Anita standing pensively beneath the shade of an acacia, pulling a
flower to pieces and casting quick glances at the house. "Good-night,
Señora,--I mean--er--here's hopin' you have a good sleep. It sure is
refreshin' this hot weather." The Señora nodded and disappeared in the
bedroom. Sundown strode jingling down the pathway, a brave figure in
his glittering chaps and tinkling spurs. Anita's eyes were hidden
beneath her long black lashes. Perhaps she had anticipated something
of that which followed--perhaps she anticipated even more. In any
event, Sundown was not a disappointment. He asked her to sit beside
him beneath the acacia. Then he took her hand and squeezed it. "Let's
jest sit here and look out at them there mesas dancin' in the sun; and
say, 'Nita, let's jest say nothin' for a spell. I'm so right down
happy that suthin' hurts me throat."
When Chico Miguel returned in the dusk of evening, humming a song of
the herd, he was not a little surprised to find that Anita was absent.
He questioned the Señora, who smiled as she bustled about the table.
"Tortillas," she said, and was gratified at the change in Chico
Miguel's expression. Then she explained the presence of the broad new
Stetson that lay on a chair, adding a gesture toward the gateway. "It
is the tall one and our daughter--he of the grand manner and the sad
countenance. It is possible that a new home will be thought of for
Anita." There had been conversations that afternoon with the tall
caballero and understandings. Chico Miguel was to wash himself and put
on his black suit. It was an event--and there were tortillas.
Chico Miguel wondered why the hour of eating had been so long past. To
which the Señora replied that he had just arrived, and, moreover, that
she had already called to Anita this the third time, yet had had no
response. Chico Miguel moved toward the doorway, but his wife laid her
hand on his arm. "It is that you take the big guitar and play the
'Linda Rosa, Adios.' Then, to be sure, they will hear and the supper
will not grow cold."
Grumblingly Chico Miguel took his guitar and struck the opening chords
of the song. Presently up the pathway came two shadowy figures, close
together and seemingly in no haste. As they entered the house, Sundown
apologized for having delayed supper, stating that he had been so
interested in discussing with Anita the "best breed of chickens to
raise for eggs," that other things had for the nonce not occupied his
attention. "And we're sure walkin' on music," he added. "Jest
steppin' along on the notes of that there song. I reckon I got to get
one of them leetle potato-bug mandolins and learn to tickle its neck.
There's nothin' like music--exceptin'"--and he glanced at the blushing
Anita--"exceptin' ranchin'."
It was late when Sundown finally departed, He grew anxious as he rode
across the mesas, wondering if he had not taken advantage, as it were,
of Gentle Annie's good nature, and whether or not the chickens were
very hungry. Chance plodded beside him, a vague shadow in the
starlight. The going was more or less rough and Pill dodged many
gopher-holes, to the peril of his rider's equilibrium. Yet Sundown was
glad that it was night. There was nothing to divert him from the
golden dreams of the future. He felt that success, as he put it, "was
hangin' around the door whinin' to be let in." He formulated a creed
for himself and told the stars. "I believe in meself--you bet." Yet
he was honest with his soul. "I know more about everything and less
about anything than anybody--exceptin' po'try and cookin'. But gettin'
along ain't jest what you know. It's more like what you do. They's
fellas knows more than I could learn in four thousand eight hundred and
seventy-six years, but that don't help 'em get along none. It's what
you know inside what counts."
He lapsed into silence and slouched in the saddle. Presently he
nodded, recovered, and nodded again. He would not wittingly have gone
to sleep in the saddle, being as yet too unaccustomed to riding to
relax to that extent. But sleep had something to say anent the matter.
He dozed, clasping the saddle-horn instinctively. Pill plodded along
patiently. The east grew gray, then rose-pink, then golden. The horse
lifted its head and quickened pace. Sundown swayed and nodded.
His uneasy slumber was broken by an explosive bark from Chance.
Sundown straightened and rubbed his eyes. Before him lay the
ranch-house, glittering in the sun. Out on the mesa grazed a herd of
sheep and past them another and another. Again he rubbed his eyes.
Then he distinguished several saddle-horses tied to the fence
surrounding the water-hole and there were figures of men walking to and
from his house, many of them. He set spur to Pill and loped up to the
fence. A Mexican with a hard, lined face stepped up to him. "You
vamose!" he said, pointing down the road.
Sundown stared at the men about the yard. Among them he recognized
several of Loring's herders, armed and evidently equipped with horses,
for they were booted and spurred. He pushed back his hat. "Vamose,
eh? I'll be damned if I do."