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ADVENTURES IN ERROR
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ADVENTURES
_in_
ERROR
_By_
VILHJALMUR STEFANSSON
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_New York_
ROBERT M. McBRIDE & COMPANY
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ADVENTURES IN ERROR
COPYRIGHT 1936
BY VILHJALMUR STEFANSSON
PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA
FIRST EDITION
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Chapters I. and II. are, with alterations, from my short book _The
Standardization of Error_, published some years ago by W. W. Norton &
Company and now out of print. Chapter III. is but slightly changed from
an article that originally appeared in _The American Mercury_, May,
1927. Chapter IV. is adapted from an address which I gave before the
American Philosophical Society of Philadelphia, January 2, 1931. About
the first ten thousand words of Chapter V. appeared in _The American
Mercury_ of July, 1927, but much additional information has been added.
Chapter VI. is published with slight changes from an article entitled,
_That ‘Frozen’ North_ which appeared in _Maclean’s Magazine_, Toronto,
November 15, 1929.
The publishers regret that owing to Mr. Stefansson’s sudden departure
on an extended journey he was unable to read the proofs of this
manuscript.
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CONTENTS
I.
THE STANDARDIZATION OF ERROR
PAGE 3
II.
THE PLEASURES OF BUNCOMBE
PAGE 16
III.
ARE EXPLORERS TO JOIN THE DODO?
PAGE 67
IV.
TRAVELERS’ TALES
PAGE 88
V.
STANDARDIZED WOLVES
PAGE 136
VI.
BEYOND THE FRONTIER
PAGE 223
VII.
OLOF KRARER
PAGE 243
VIII.
HISTORY OF THE BATHTUB IN AMERICA
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CHAPTER I.
THE STANDARDIZATION OF ERROR
It is said that Bacon considered all knowledge his province. But the
sciences of today are so many and complex that a single Baconian view
of them is no longer possible, and perversions of thought and action
result because our intellectual horizon has been narrowed to a part of
the field. From a realization of this have come various attempts to
co-ordinate the sciences to permit a unifying view of the whole. Comte
made one of these a century ago in his _Positive Philosophy_. There
have been many since.
But if we pause to state clearly the case against the standardization
of knowledge, the essential absurdity becomes so patent that we have to
recall the numerous failures to convince ourselves that anyone was ever
foolish enough even to try it.
Consider for instance the physiology of the human skin or the
composition of a dust nebula. In these fields, among others, the
accepted facts of a dozen years ago have become the error and folklore
of today. You standardize knowledge, and while you are at the job the
knowledge changes. Long before the thing can be done adequately it has
ceased being worth doing at all.
Then why are we continually attempting this hopeless task? Partly,
let us say, from irrepressible human optimism, which leads us to
think that any desirable thing is possible. Partly, also, because of
unclear analogizing from fields that seem related but are not. One of
these analogies is from business. If you have on hand, on July 1st,
a pair of socks, assuming honest and successful management, you will
have them still on hand on August 1st, or else cash in your till to
correspond. But, in spite of unlimited honesty and efficiency, you have
no guarantee that an idea on hand on July 1st may not have been simply
removed by August 1st without any equivalent remaining. You may have
discovered that month, for instance, reasonable assurance that the moon
is _not_ made of green cheese, without being able to get any clear idea
as to what it _is_ made of.
The reader may here jump to the conclusion that we are arriving at a
philosophy of pessimistic hopelessness. That is not the way of the true
philosopher. His ideal is the _tabula rasa_. He sweeps away the systems
of others, that he may build his own on a smooth foundation.
Realizing simultaneously the insatiable craving of the human mind
for order and the impossibility of bringing order into the chaos of
knowledge, we appear to be faced with a dilemma no less distressing
than insoluble. But on looking deeper we find the dilemma apparent
only. This will become clear when we consider the essential nature of
knowledge.
The thoughtless among us may speak, for instance, of a red cow, and
naïvely imagine we could prove our point with the testimony of a
witness or two. But the philosophers have long ago made it clear that a
cow would not be red but for the presence of someone to whom it looks
red. Having established that point, the deeper of the philosophers go
on to prove that the cow would not only not be red, but would not even
exist, were it not for the presence of someone who thinks he sees a
cow. In our argument the position is even stronger than this, for we
have two lines of defense. First, we agree with the philosopher that
you cannot prove of any given cow that it is red, or even that it
exists; and then we point out that an idea is so much less stable than
a cow that, even were the philosophers wrong about the cow not being
red, they might easily be right about an idea not being right, or not
existing.
Take an example: The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both
that the earth did not exist and also that it was flat. Today they
are still arguing about whether the world exists, but they no longer
dispute about whether it is flat. This shows the greater lasting power
of a real thing (whether it exists or not, for that point has not yet
been settled) as compared with an idea, which may not only not exist,
but may also be wrong even if it does exist.
We have now come in our discussion to the point where we see the
absurdity of supposing ourselves to have any knowledge, as knowledge
is ordinarily defined--or at least we would have come to that point
but for lack of space which prevents us from making the subject really
clear. However, it doesn’t matter from a practical point of view
whether you have followed this philosophical reasoning. Perhaps you
are not a philosopher. In that case, and in the homely phrase of the
day, I ask you, what’s the good of an Englishman’s learning, first,
that all Americans speak through their noses and, secondly, why they
do so, when he has to find out eventually that they do not? What’s the
good, again, of knowing that central Australia is a desert and that
certain principles of physiography make it so, when you may have to
listen to an after-dinner speech by someone telling that it is not a
desert?
Such things do not always go in triplets of (1) so it is, (2) why it
is, and (3) it is not--but that is a common order.
The reader may here protest that we are not getting much nearer our
promised emancipation from the dilemma between our passion for system
and the impossibility of systematizing knowledge. We have hinted above
that the solution lies in finding a new basis for knowledge, and this
we now proceed to do.
So long as you believe in them, the nasality of American speech and the
desert nature of central Australia are fragments of knowledge capable
of being arranged in a system. The trouble comes when you discover that
they are “untrue.”
This gives the solution of our problem. We must have knowledge that
is incapable of being contradicted. On first thought this seems
impossible, but on second thought we realize that such facts do exist
in the domain of mathematics. Two and two make four.
But why do two and two make four? Obviously because we have agreed that
four is the name for the sum of two and two. That principle has been
applied in mathematics to such advantage that it is rightly called the
science of sciences; and this is the principle which, now at length,
we propose to apply to all knowledge. Through it every science will
become a pure science, and all knowledge as open to systematization as
mathematics.
The trouble with facts, outside mathematics, has been inherent in the
method of gathering information. We call these methods _observation_
and _experiment_, and have even been proud of them--not realizing
their clumsy nature, the unreliability of the findings, the transient
character of the best of them, and the essential hopelessness of
classifying the results and thus gratifying the passion of the human
intellect for order and symmetry in the universe.
Take an example: A man comes from out-of-doors with the report that
there is a red cow in the front yard. Neglecting for the moment the
philosophical aspect of the case--as to whether the cow would be red if
there were no one to whom she seemed red, and also the more fundamental
problem of whether there would have been any cow at all if no one had
gone out to look--neglecting, as I say, the deeper aspects of the case,
we are confronted with numerous other sources of error. The observer
may have confused the sex of the animal. Perhaps it was an ox. Or if
not the sex, the age may have been misjudged, and it may have been a
heifer. The man may have been color-blind, and the cow (wholly apart
from the philosophical aspect) may not have been red. And even if it
was a red cow, the dog may have seen her the instant our observer
turned his back, and by the time he told us she was in the front yard,
she may in reality have been vanishing in a cloud of dust down the road.
The trouble lies evidently in our clumsy system of observing and
reporting. This difficulty has been obviated in the science of
mathematics. A square is, not by observation but by definition, a
four-sided figure with equal sides and equal angles. No one has denied
that and no one can, for the simple reason that we have all agreed in
advance that we will never deny it. Nay more, we have agreed that if
anyone says that a square has three or five sides we will all reply
in a chorus: “If it has three or five sides it is not a square!” That
disposes of the matter forever.
Why not agree similarly on the attributes of a front yard?--making it
true by definition that, among other things, it contains a red cow.
Then if anyone asserts, for reasons of philosophy, color-blindness, or
the officiousness of dogs, that there is no red cow in the yard, we can
reply, as in the case of the square: “If it does not contain a red cow,
it is not a front yard!”
The author feels at this point a doubtless unwarranted concern that
he is not being taken seriously. Or perhaps the plan proposed is not
considered practical. But the proof of the pudding is in the eating.
The thing has been tried, and successfully--not in the systematic way
now proposed, but sporadically. Some instances are well-known and
convincing.
Take the assertion that a Christian is a good man. If you attempt to
deny this on the ground that Jones, a deacon in the church, ran off
with some public funds, your stricture is at once shown to have been
absurd by the simple reply: “If Jones was a thief, he was _not_ a
Christian.” A Christian is, not by observation but by definition, a
good man; if you prove that a certain man was not good you merely show
that he was not a Christian. Thus we have established that a Christian
is a good man. It is like a square having four sides.
But if someone asserts that a Bolshevik, a Conservative, or a chemist
is a good man, you can soon confute him; for the members of these
classes have neglected to define themselves as good. Thus their
attributes have to be determined by observation and experiment. It is
highly probable that evidence could be brought against many Bolsheviks,
and even some Conservatives, to show that they are not good men. At any
rate we have here no such clarity of issue as in things that are true
by definition--as the four-sidedness of a square or the goodness of a
Christian.
Through some experience of arguing this case in the abstract I have
learned that its essential reasonableness can best be established from
concrete examples. Let us, then, take cases at random from various
fields of knowledge.
Consider first the ostriches of Africa. These birds have been studied
in the wild by sportsmen and zoologists, and as domestic animals by
husbandmen who tend them in flocks like sheep. There are accordingly
thousands of printed pages in our libraries giving what purports to be
information upon their habits. Besides being indefinite and in many
other ways faulty, this alleged information is in part contradictory.
Having studied the bird of Africa, let us turn next to the ostrich
of literature, philosophy, and morals. Instead of confusion, we now
have clarity and precision. This is because the ostrich of literature
exists by definition only. He is a bird that hides his head when
frightened. You may too precipitately object that men would not accept
universally this definition of the ostrich of literature if it did not
also fit the zoological ostrich. The answer is that the definition has
never received any support from zoologists, hunters, or owners of the
domesticated birds, and yet it has been accepted universally throughout
Europe since Pliny’s time (about 50 B.C.). It has survived all attacks
from science and from the bigoted commonsense of those who did not
recognize its true nature. Like the definition of a four-sided square
or a good Christian, it has survived because it was useful. Can you
imagine any real attribute more instructive than the head-burying of
the ostrich-by-definition? As a text for moralists, as an epithet that
politicians use for their opponents, as a figure of speech generally,
what could serve as well? Our literature is richer, our vocabulary more
picturesque through this beneficent bird of hypothesis. He has many
inherent advantages that no real bird could have. Since his habits are
defined we need not waste time studying him first hand, nor in trying
to adjudicate at second hand between books about him that disagree.
Since he never existed as a beast he is in no danger of the extinction
that is said to threaten the lion and swan.
Consider next what trouble we should get into if we did not have
the literary ostrich and wanted to convey picturesquely the idea of
that sort of wilful blindness from which we ourselves never suffer
but which curiously afflicts our opponents. In pursuit of suitable
analogy we might vainly canvass the whole animal kingdom. The
ostrich-by-definition is, therefore, not only less trouble to deal
with than a real bird; he is actually more useful and instructive
than any real bird or beast. When we consider how often he has been
used in sermon and precept we must admit that this model creature
has contributed substantially not only to the entertainment and
instruction of nations but also to the morality and general goodness of
the world.
The ostrich is but one of several useful birds of definition. But we
must be careful not to confuse these with real birds or their value is
lessened. An example is the stork that brings babies. By a confusion
of thought which identifies this stork with real storks, and through
the pernicious birth control propaganda which insists on rationalizing
everything, the baby-bringing stork has ceased to be useful except in
conversation with children, in the symbolism of the movie, and in the
picture postcard industry.
The wolves of literature are among the most picturesque and useful of
our definitions. Zoological wolves go in pairs or families, never above
a dozen. It is clear how inadequate this would be for movie purposes,
where they should run in packs of scores or hundreds. Even in a novel
or short story of Siberia or Canada you need packs large enough for
the hero to kill fifteen or twenty, with enough left over to eat, or
to be about to eat, his sweetheart. This is readily accomplished by
using a wolf of the general type we advocate--having no relation to
the so-called realities but possessing by definition all the required
characteristics (habit of running in packs of any desired size,
willingness to eat, or attempt to eat, the heroine, etc.).
Another useful definition has long been that of Arctic, Canadian,
and Siberian cold. The danger and disadvantage of confusing this
hypothetical with a so-called real climate are best seen if we compare
the facility with which people who have never been in these countries
use the weather in conversation, speeches, and books, and contrast that
facility with the awkwardness of travelers and natives. An example is
a story by Tolstoi. Great as he was, he failed to realize the advantage
in simplicity and vividness of postulating that Siberia is always
cold, and actually allowed himself to be led into the artistic blunder
of having the convicts in one of his novels die of sunstroke. An
acquaintance of mine was filming this story. He realized the pictorial
ease of “putting over” drifting snow as compared with heat waves--the
snow could be managed with confetti and an aeroplane propeller, but how
would one photograph heat waves? He realized still more clearly that
the public is wedded to the defined, as opposed to the “real” climate
of Siberia, and did what Tolstoi would have done in the first place had
he been a Californian--he changed the scene from summer to winter, and
then froze to death as many convicts as the picture required.
These few examples from among many are enough to show not only that
the method of knowledge-by-definition is and long has been in standard
use, but also that it has the advantages of being easily grasped,
picturesque, and of a higher average moral value than the so-called
“real” knowledge. It is inherent in the genesis and nature of defined
facts that they can be made picturesque in proportion to the ingenuity
of the one who defines them, and as moral as necessary. This is a
striking advantage over empirical knowledge, which cannot always be
relied on to support the fashion of the time or even the moral system
of the community.
It is from this last point of view that there has grown up in many
countries of recent years a profound distrust of “facts” and the
theories deduced from them. In England the situation is dealt with
by the simple and adequate means of paying little attention to the
exposition of “new” things. In the United States it has been found that
the public listens even to the newest views, and sometimes actually
wants to act upon them. This has necessitated the expedient of passing
laws prescribing what may and may not be advocated and believed. These
American laws are a step in the right direction, but inadequate because
they have back of them only specific considerations. Few people as
yet realize the general reasons of expediency and broad sanity that
underlie the scheme we are here proposing.
Let us consider next a sample or two of knowledge-by-definition that
could well be added to our present stock. Just as artificial tongues
are built upon spoken tongues but avoid their mistakes, so may we
conveniently base our knowledge-by-definition, or absolute knowledge,
on what is already believed by some.
Assume, for instance, that all Irishmen are peasants holding land by
insecure tenure from grasping landlords, that each has a pig under
his bed, that everyone carries shillalahs, that kissing the _Blarney
Stone_ is the chief national occupation. Having agreed on these things,
we could teach them in the schools of all countries. We should then
presently all agree (on the basis of common facts) as to what our
attitude toward Ireland should be, and the troublesome _Irish Question_
would disappear from politics and history.
Think, too, what a charm the new system would lend to travel in
Ireland! As soon as you landed you would note the rarity or absence
of all the things you had expected. You would meet surprise after
surprise, which would not only delight you at the time but give you
material for endless letters home and for endless stories to tell when
you got back. Thus would be built up an increasing tourist traffic, a
source of revenue to Ireland itself and to the shipping and tourist
companies of the various nations.
You may think such tourists, on coming home, would upset our
system of facts-by-definition about Ireland. Not if that system is
once thoroughly established. Consider in that relation the Greek
pronouncement that at any time of year it becomes colder the farther
north you go. North America is in language and civilization a
homogeneous country in which one might think knowledge would therefore
spread rapidly, and in which Atlanta, Richmond, New York, and Montreal
are, and have been for a century, large and well-known cities that
are by observation about equally hot in July. Yet there is even today
practically unanimous adherence in all these cities to the Greek
definition (“the farther north the colder at any time of year”), and
each city believes those farther south to be hotter and those farther
north to be colder, though thousands of travelers for a hundred years
have found it to be uniformly otherwise. The ostrich with his head in
the sand has survived two thousand years and is still going strong.
No human being can retain oil, but the hypothetical Eskimo drinks it
by the flagon in our books and belief, and is none the worse for it.
Then why should not all the world forever believe that every Irishman
has a pig under his bed? All parties would benefit. It would be only
the hypothetical Irishman that has the pig, and we could by hypothesis
arrange that he should thoroughly enjoy it. The real Irishman would get
the benefit of the increased tourist trade and surely he ought to be
grateful. The tourist would make facile discovery of the non-existence
of the pig; that would please him and interest all his friends forever
after as a sort of occult knowledge, like knowing privately that Indian
fakirs are really no more clever than our conjurers, a pleasing secret
now possessed and highly valued by many without detriment to the fakirs
or to those who prefer to say they have seen them do marvels. Thus
would everyone be the gainer.
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