ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR

The brevity of his name, as here shown, gave as much pleasure to the

proprietor as he had suffered annoyance from his fuller and more

various name, Isidore Pollacksek Zwillenberg Stchcrbatcheff Katz. And

even his last little name had proved almost a curse, as his intimates

called him "Malty" and "Puss Katz"; also "Tom Katz" and "How Many."

But I. Katz, of black eyes and muddy complexion, was an ambitious

young man, industrious, surprisingly clever, watchful and polite. He

and Luther Dean had one desire in common--an unquenchable thirst for

wealth. There was, however, this important difference, that Katz was

willing to work for it, while Luther regarded thirst as a substitute

for effort.

When Katz's mother, Rosa Hlawatsch, married Emanuel Katz she had a

prosperous brother-in-law, Schweers Hjort, who lent the bridal pair

enough money to start for America. Two years after Isidore's birth his

parents died. Then Mr. and Mrs. Zoob Pschenitza adopted the orphan and

cared for him until his nineteenth year, when he found employment with

Mr. Hitzrot Fuss, an electrician. Mr. Hitzrot Fuss was a cousin of the

Zoob Pschenitzas.

This July morning when Luther entered his shop I. Katz had been in

business for himself about a year. The opening of the door rang a bell

that gave warning to the proprietor, at work in a little shop at the

rear. Luther walked directly to this little shop. I. Katz laid down his

work.

"Ah! Good morning, Dean."

"Same to you, Kittens."

"Haven't seen you for a long time. How are you? What's the news from

Longdeado?"

"News enough--this time."

As the two men stood by the work bench, and Katz took a second look at

his visitor's face, he said:

"What's the matter? Something on your mind?"

Luther removed his hat and coat and lit a cigarette before answering.

"Well, I should say there was. Have you any objections to being a

millionaire?"

"Not especially. Got the cash with you?"

"Not this morning. But I've got the next thing to it."

If Katz felt any excitement at this announcement he concealed it.

Perhaps he knew Luther too well. With a smile, and a slight movement of

the shoulders, he said:

"Of course it's a dead sure thing."

"It is."

"Well, that's something."

"You know, Katzy, the only sure things in this world are death and

taxes."

"Yes. So I've heard."

"Well, compared with this thing of mine, taxes are dreams and death

never happens. Listen. I can place in your hands a contrivance

hardly bigger than a dinner plate that generates electricity without

machinery; that has infinite power; that can drag railway trains of any

size at any speed and can drive an ocean steamer. It weighs about five

pounds and costs nothing to run."

Katz slowly moved his head, and frowned.

"It's a bad habit, Luther."

"What's a bad habit?"

"Cocktails in the morning. You are seeing miracles."

Luther protested. Then he explained The Thing in detail. Katz

pronounced it impossible.

"Of course it's impossible!" said Luther. "That's why it's so devilish

good. It does the impossible all day long and all night, too. Why,

Katz, it can do anything you ask it--and with no expense. God Almighty

supplies the electricity--all you want and for nothing. Can you beat

it?"

The electrician began to show interest.

"But are you pop sure it can do these things? Have you seen it work

yourself?"

Then to I. Katz, with the bright eyes and muddy complexion, Luther told

of the wonders he had seen with his own eyes--touched with his own

hands. He described the two soup plates of metal fastened together,

with the mysterious space between--the small chamber which held the

Miracle of Science. And its priceless secret to be theirs! To give some

idea of the power of these two plates he told Katz what happened to

Delos King and his load of hay. Delos King's big load of hay got stuck

in the meadow. The wheels had sunk in the mud up to the hubs. Two yokes

of oxen tried in vain to stir it. Then Cyrus Alton, carrying The Thing

in his hand went down to the meadow, fastened what Delos King thought

were two kitchen plates to the end of the pole, turned the button a

fraction of an inch and drew the big load of hay out of the bog and up

the hill as if it had been a baby carriage!

Moreover, Luther described to Katz his own experience with this device.

When fastened to his chest with straps, that went over his shoulder and

under his arms, he had turned the little button and had been lifted

gently from the floor and he floated at will near the roof of the old

barn.

"But what flabbergasted the old hard heads more than any other one

thing," continued Luther, "was the way Cyrus fixed the weather vane on

the Baptist Church. It had been struck by lightning--bent and twisted.

It's a tall spire and the deacons were trying to figure the cheapest

way of getting up there without a scaffolding, when Cyrus happened

along. 'What's it going to cost you?' he asked. 'Twenty-five dollars

at least,' they said. 'Give me twenty-five,' said Cyrus, 'and I'll do

it before night.' 'It'll take you half a day to get up there either by

rope or scaffolding,' they said. 'I can get up there in one minute,'

said Cyrus, 'after I once start.' At first they laughed, but they

agreed to pay twenty-five dollars. Then Cyrus went home--this was in

the forenoon--came back with his two soup plates; also a hammer, a

monkey wrench and a few other tools. And right there in front of the

crowd, he slung the bag of tools across his shoulders, strapped on the

soup plates, turned a button and rose up in the air like a wingless

angel. Gee! I tell you the deacons stared! Their eyes were wider open

than their mouths!"

"No wonder!" said Katz. "They had reason to be! And did he fix the

vane?"

"Well, rather! It didn't take him an hour."

Luther told of other doings that had startled Longfields; of the

metal contrivance over ten feet long that resembled a fat cigar;

how Cyrus Alton sat inside and, without apparent machinery, rose up

through an opening in the barn and sailed at will, in any direction

and to any altitude. In one evening he had sailed over the whole of

Massachusetts--and more, too.

Then I. Katz, whose bright black eyes had grown brighter and brighter,

asked many questions. All his questions were answered promptly, and so

clearly as to leave no doubt that the tale was true.

"But how can you get hold of the miracle?" he asked. "What's your

scheme?"

Then the artful Yankee unfolded to the still more artful Asiatic his

plan--a plan so simple that even the artful Asiatic began to feel

prosperous. Some pleasant morning and very soon, while talking with

Cyrus, Luther would buckle on the little machine, as if to sail about

the barn. Cyrus would probably consent, as on two previous occasions.

Then he, Luther, would turn the button too far, as if by accident,

pretend to lose control of the machine, and sail up through the big

skylight of the barn, which was always open in pleasant weather. He

would wriggle his elbows as if trying to regain control of The Thing.

Once up in the air, above the roof of the barn, he would steer in the

direction of a certain pond, two miles away, all the time working his

hands and elbows as if trying to get back to earth.

"Are you sure you can do it?" said Katz. "You might really lose control

if you didn't keep your head."

Luther smiled. "Oh, I can do it all right! I have no idea of steering

for heaven before my time. You see I've already done it, and I guess I

did it about as well as Alton himself. It's really as easy as driving a

Ford--and lots more fun. Why, Pussy, it's like being a bird!"

Katz nodded. "Yes, it sounds good. But where will you go when you once

get up?"

"To the big pond, three miles off. It's always a deserted

place--especially forenoons. I shall land in a little cove I know,

unstrap the machine and hide it in the woods there. Then I shall wade

comfortably into the shallow water and lie down for a minute,--with my

clothes on."

I. Katz's eyebrows went up. "I see; I see! Bright idea! The machine

carried you into water and you had to swim ashore."

"Even so."

"And you lost the machine, which is somewhere in the mud at the bottom

of the pond."

"Yep."

"And you'll hurry back to your friend while still wet, so he'll know

that what you say is true!"

"You've got it. And that afternoon I'll bring the invention to your

shop."

I. Katz, of the muddy complexion, stroked his Oriental nose and nodded

approval. His comprehending eyes lingered for an instant on Luther's

face with a look that indicated admiration and a friendly feeling.

But the unflattering thoughts it covered were not divined by the New

Englander.

* * * * *

It was decreed by incorruptible Fate that Luther's opportunity should

come the very next morning.

Cyrus was at work in the barn. Dr. Alton, sitting just outside the door

in the shade of the building, was reading a war article in a French

journal that some one had sent him from Europe. Luther moved idly

about, as if to pass the time. At a moment when he saw Cyrus especially

absorbed in his work--inside the big iron cigar--he took up The Thing

and adjusted the straps about his shoulders.

"I am going to float around the barn," he said, "and see how the roof

looks."

"All right," said Cyrus, keeping on with his work and not turning his

head.

To avoid all risk of hitting the sides of the skylight--for he must

rise with apparently unexpected suddenness--he stepped outside the

building. With a smile and a nod he said to Dr. Alton:

"If you never saw a real angel, Doctor, here's your chance."

As he put his fingers to the button Cyrus came running out. "Stop! Hold

on Luther! Let go! That's not adjusted!"

But Luther was not to be thwarted at the high tide of victory--with

riches within reach. He put his fingers to the button and said, with a

smile:

"Oh, I know how it----"

The sentence was never finished. He had given the slightest turn,

having a sensible fear of the unknown force within. In his haste he

must have turned it a fraction more than he intended. For then happened

the unprecedented thing--the thing without parallel in human life; so

awful, so solemn, so unearthly, that the two men who saw it stood dumb

in horror.

As he was speaking, with the smile on his lips, he was lifted from the

earth by the straps beneath his arms with a violence that stopped his

speech--and his breathing. Up he shot, more like a cannon ball than

a rocket. So fast he went, gaining speed with every second, growing

smaller and fainter to the two spectators, until--and it all happened

in the shortest minute--he disappeared, a tiny speck in the blue sky

above.

He had no chance to change his speed.

His straw hat, with its crimson band,--like a frivolous friend too

light of heart for sudden tragedy--came tumbling earthward, then

floated off to the west in playful, easy spirals. A gay farewell to a

lifeless body. For death had been instantaneous.

[Illustration: "--AND GLIDE FOREVER, A HOMELESS VAGRANT THROUGH THE

DUSKY VOID"--_Page 171_]

Dr. Alton and Cyrus stood looking upward--at the spot in the heavens

where Luther had disappeared from earthly vision. It was hard to

believe what their eyes had seen. And when, in silent horror, they

looked into each other's faces, both knew that this sudden traveler had

started on a darker and a longer voyage than any previous explorer;

that he was moving at a speed unknown to other mortals, and that his

journey would never end. Both knew that within the hour he would be

beyond the orbit of the earth; that the power propelling him felt no

exhaustion. Unless colliding with other celestial derelicts, or drawn

into the path of some distant planet--Neptune or Uranus--he would push

further out into the Infinite. Then, would he join some starry host,

off toward the Milky Way, the Southern Cross or Orion's Belt, and glide

forever, a homeless vagrant through the dusky void?

His youthful features, untouched by decaying moisture in the icy gloom,

might remain, through the countless ages as his friends last saw him,

long after his native earth--like its own moon--had become a lifeless

ball. Or, beyond the visible stars, far out into bottomless Space,--too

far ever to return--is he to wander through the uncharted regions of

yet remoter worlds?

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