DEAR PORTALEGRE!

I cannot quit thee, for the fourth and last time, without a parting

tribute to the remembrance of thy wild romantic scenery, and to the

kindness and hospitality of thy worthy citizens! May thy gates

continue shut to thine enemies as heretofore, and, as heretofore, may

they ever prove those of happiness to thy friends! Dear nuns of Santa

Clara! I thank thee for the enjoyment of many an hour of nothingness;

and thine, Santa Barbara, for many of a more intellectual cast! May

the voice of thy chapel-organ continue unrivalled but by the voices of

thy lovely choristers! and may the piano in thy refectory be replaced

by a better, in which the harmony of strings may supersede the

clattering of ivories! May the sweets which thou hast lavished on us

be showered upon thee ten thousand fold! And may those accursed iron

bars divide thee as effectually from death as they did from us!!!

April 15th.--Quartered at Castello Branco.

This town had been so often visited by the French and us, alternately,

that the inhabitants, at length, confounded their friends with their

foes; and by treating both sides as enemies, they succeeded in making

them so.

When I went this evening to present my billet on a respectable

looking house, the door was opened by the lady of it, wearing a most

gingerly aspect. She told me, with an equivocal sort of look, that she

had two spare beds in the house, and that either of them were at my

service; and, by way of illustration, shewed me into a sort of

servant's room, off the kitchen, half full of apples, onions,

potatoes, and various kinds of lumber, with a dirty looking bed in one

corner; and, on my requesting to see the other, she conducted me up to

the garret, into the very counterpart of the one below, though the

room was somewhat differently garnished. I told her, that they were

certainly two capital beds; but, as I was a modest person, and

disliked all extremes, that I should be quite satisfied with any one

on the floor which I had not yet seen. This, however, she told me, was

impossible, as every one of them were required by her own family.

While we were descending the stair, disputing the point, I caught the

handle of the first door that I came to, twisted it open, and seeing

it a neat little room, with nothing but a table and two or three

chairs, I told her that it would suit me perfectly; and, desiring her

to have a good mattress with clean linen, laid in one corner of it, by

nine o'clock; adding a few hints, to satisfy her that I was quite in

earnest, I went to dine with my messmates.

When I returned to the house, about ten o'clock, I was told that I

should find a light in the room and my bed ready. I accordingly

ascended, and found every thing as represented; and, in addition

thereto, I found another bed lying alongside of mine, containing a

huge fat friar, with a bald pate, fast asleep, and blowing the most

tremendous nasal trumpet that I ever heard! As my _friend_ had

evidently been placed there for my annoyance, I did not think it

necessary to use much ceremony in getting rid of him; and, catching

him by the two ears, I raised him up on his legs, while he groaned in

a seeming agonized doubt, whether the pain was inflicted by a man or a

night-mare; and before he had time to get himself broad awake, I had

chucked him and his clothing, bed and bedding, out at the door,

which I locked, and enjoyed a sound sleep the remainder of the night.

They offered me no further molestation; but, in taking my departure,

at daylight, next morning, I observed my landlady reconnoitring me

from an up-stairs window, and thought it prudent not to go too near

it.

While we had been employed at Badajos, Marmont had advanced in the

north, and blockaded Ciudad Rodrigo and Almeida, sending advanced

parties into the frontier towns of Portugal, to the confusion and

consternation of the Portuguese militia, who had been stationed for

their protection; and who, quite satisfied with the _report_ of their

coming, did not think it necessary to wait the report of their cannon.

Marshal Beresford, in his paternal address to "_Los Valerossos_," in

commemoration of their conduct on this occasion, directed that the

colours of each regiment should be lodged in the town-halls of their

respective districts, until they each provided themselves with _a

pair_ out of the ranks of the enemy; but I never heard that any of

them were redeemed in the manner prescribed.

The French retired upon Salamanca on our approach; and we resumed our

former quarters without opposition.

Hitherto we had been fighting the description of battle in which John

Bull glories so much--gaining a brilliant and useless victory against

great odds. But we were now about to contend for fame on equal terms;

and, having tried both, I will say, without partiality, that I would

rather fight one man than two any day; for I have never been quite

satisfied that the additional _quantum_ of glory altogether

compensated for the proportionate loss of substance; a victory of that

kind being a doubtful and most unsatisfactory one to the performers,

with each occupying the same ground _after_, that they did _before_;

and the whole merit resting with the side which did not happen to

begin it.

We remained about two months in cantonments, to recover the effects of

the late sieges; and as by that time all the perforated skins and

repairable cracked limbs had been mended, the army was assembled in

front of Ciudad Rodrigo, to commence what may be termed the second

campaign of 1812.

The enemy retired from Salamanca on our approach, leaving garrisons in

three formidable little forts, which they had erected on the most

commanding points of the city, and which were immediately invested by

a British division.

Salamanca, as a city, appeared to me to be more ancient than

respectable; for, excepting an old cathedral and a new square, I saw

nothing in it worth looking at, always saving and excepting their

pretty little girls, who (the deuce take them) cost me two nights good

sleep. For, by way of _doing a little dandy_ in passing through such a

celebrated city, I disencumbered the under part of my saddle of the

blanket, and the upper part of the boat-cloak with which it was

usually adorned; and the penalty which I paid for my gentility was,

sleeping the next two nights in position two miles in front of the

town, while these useful appendages were lying on the baggage two

miles in rear of it.

The heights of St. Christoval, which we occupied as a position to

cover the siege, were strong, but quite unsheltered, and unfurnished

with either wood or water. We were indebted for our supplies of the

latter to the citizens of Salamanca; while stubbles and dry grass were

our only fuel.

Marmont came down upon us the first night with a thundering cannonade,

and placed his army _en masse_ on the plain before us, almost within

gun shot. I was told that, while Lord Wellington was riding along the

line, under a fire of artillery, and accompanied by a numerous staff,

that a brace of greyhounds, in pursuit of a hare, passed close to him.

He was, at the moment, in earnest conversation with General Castanos;

but the instant he observed them, he gave the view hallo, and went

after them at full speed, to the utter astonishment of his foreign

accompaniments. Nor did he stop until he saw the hare killed; when he

returned, and resumed the commander-in-chief, as if nothing had

occurred.

The enemy, next morning, commenced a sharp attack on our advanced

post, in the village of Moresco; and, as it continued to be fed by

both sides, there was every appearance of its bringing on a general

action; but they desisted towards the afternoon, and the village

remained divided between us.

Marmont, after looking at us for several days, did not think it

prudent to risk an attack on our present post; and, as the

telegraph-rockets from the town told him that his garrison was reduced

to extremity, he crossed the Tormes, on the night of the 26th June, in

the hopes of being able to relieve them from that side of the river.

Our division followed his movement, and took post, for the night, at

Aldea Lingua. They sent forward a strong reconnoitring party at

daylight next morning, but they were opposed by General Bock's brigade

of heavy German dragoons, who would not permit them to see more than

was necessary; and, as the forts fell into our hands the same night,

Marmont had no longer an object in remaining there, and fell back,

behind the Douro, occupying the line of Toro and Torodesillas.

By the accidental discharge of a musket, one day last year, the ramrod

entered the belly, passed through the body, and the end of it stuck in

the back-bone of one of the soldiers of our division, from whence it

was actually hammered out with a stone. The poor fellow recovered, and

joined his regiment, as well as ever he had been, and was, last night,

unfortunately drowned, while bathing in the Tormes.

When the enemy retired, our division advanced and occupied Rueda, a

handsome little town, on the left bank of the Douro.

It abounded in excellent wines, and our usual evening dances began

there to be graced by a superior class of females to what they had

hitherto been accustomed. I remember that, in passing the house of the

sexton, one evening, I saw his daughter baking a loaf of bread; and,

falling desperately in love with both her and the loaf, I carried the

one to the ball and the other to my quarters. A woman was a woman in

those days; and every officer made it a point of duty to marshal as

many as he could to the general assembly, no matter whether they were

countesses or _sextonesses_; and although we, in consequence,

frequently incurred the most indelible disgrace among the better

orders of our indiscriminate collection, some of whom would retire in

disgust; yet, as a sufficient number generally remained for our

evening's amusement, and we were only birds of passage, it was a

matter of the most perfect indifference to us what they thought; we

followed the same course wherever we went.

The French army having, in the mean time, been largely reinforced;

and, as they commanded the passage of the Douro, we were in hourly

expectation of an offensive movement from them. As a precautionary

measure, one-half of our division bivouacked, every night, in front of

the town. On the evening of the 16th of July, it was our turn to be

in quarters, and we were in the full enjoyment of our usual evening's

amusement, when the bugles sounded to arms.

As we had previously experienced two false alarms in the same

quarters, we thought it more than probable that this might prove one

also; and, therefore, prevailed upon the ladies to enjoy themselves,

until our return, upon the good things which we had provided for their

refreshment, and out of which I hope they drew enough of consolation

for our absence, as we have not seen them since.

After forming on our alarm-post, we were moved off, in the dark, we

knew not whither; but every man following the one before him, with the

most implicit confidence, until, after marching all night, we found

ourselves, on the following morning, at daylight, near the village of

Castrejon, where we bivouacked for the day.

I was sent on piquet on the evening of the 17th, to watch a portion of

the plain before us; and, soon after sunrise on the following morning,

a cannonade commenced, behind a hill, to my right; and, though the

combatants were not visible, it was evident that they were not dealing

in blank-cartridge, as mine happened to be the pitching-post of all

the enemy's round shot. While I was attentively watching its progress,

there arose, all at once, behind the rising ground to my left, a yell

of the most terrific import; and, convinced that it would give

instantaneous birth to as hideous a body, it made me look, with an eye

of lightning, at the ground around me; and, seeing a broad deep ditch

within a hundred yards, I lost not a moment in placing it between my

piquet and the extraordinary sound, I had scarcely effected the

movement, when Lord Wellington, with his staff, and a cloud of French

and English dragoons and horse artillery intermixed, came over the

hill at full cry, and all hammering at each others' heads in one

confused mass, over the very ground I had that instant quitted. It

appeared that his Lordship had gone there to reconnoitre, covered by

two guns and two squadrons of cavalry, who, by some accident, were

surprised, and charged by a superior body of the enemy, and sent

tumbling in upon us in the manner described. A piquet of the

forty-third had formed on our right, and we were obliged to remain

passive spectators of such an extraordinary scene going on within a

few yards of us, as we could not fire without an equal chance of

shooting some of our own side. Lord Wellington and his staff, with the

two guns, took shelter, for the moment, behind us, while the cavalry

went sweeping along our front, where, I suppose, they picked up some

reinforcement, for they returned, almost instantly, in the same

confused mass; but the French were now the flyers; and, I must do them

the justice to say, that they got off in a manner highly creditable to

themselves. I saw one, in particular, defending himself against two of

ours; and he would have made his escape from both, but an officer of

our dragoons came down the hill, and took him in flank, at full speed,

sending man and horse rolling, headlong, on the plain.

I was highly interested, all this time, in observing the

distinguished characters which this unlooked-for _turn-up_ had

assembled around us. Marshal Beresford and the greater part of the

staff remained with their swords drawn, and the Duke himself did not

look more than half-pleased, while he silently despatched some of them

with orders. General Alten, and his huge German orderly dragoon, with

their swords drawn, cursed, the whole time, to a very large amount;

but, as it was in German, I had not the full benefit of it. He had an

opposition swearer in Captain Jenkinson, of the artillery, who

commanded the two guns, and whose oaths were chiefly aimed at himself

for his folly, as far as I could understand, in putting so much

confidence in his covering party, that he had not thought it necessary

to unfix the catch which horse-artillerymen, I believe, had to prevent

their swords quitting the scabbards when they are not wanted, and

which, on this occasion, prevented their jumping forth when they were

so unexpectedly called for.

The straggling enemy had scarcely cleared away from our front, when

Lord Combermere came, from the right, with a reinforcement of cavalry;

and our piquet was, at the same moment, ordered to join the battalion.

The movements which followed presented the most beautiful military

spectacle imaginable. The enemy were endeavouring to turn our left;

and, in making a counteracting movement, the two armies were marching

in parallel lines, close to each other, on a perfect plain, each ready

to take advantage of any opening of the other, and exchanging round

shot as they moved along. Our division brought up the rear of the

infantry, marching with the order and precision of a field-day, in

open column of companies, and in perfect readiness to receive the

enemy in any shape; who, on their part, had a huge cavalry force close

at hand, and equally ready to pounce upon us. Our movement was

supported by a formidable body of our own dragoons; and, as we drew

near the bank of the small river Guerrena, our horse-artillery

continued to file in the same line, to attract the attention of the

enemy, while we gradually distanced them a little, and crossed the

river into a position on the high grounds beyond it. The enemy passed

the river, on our left, and endeavoured to force that part of the

position; but the troops who were stationed there drove them back,

with great loss; and at dark the firing ceased.

During the early part of the 19th there appeared to be no movements on

either side; but, in the afternoon, having fallen asleep in my tent, I

was awoke by the whistling of a cannon shot; and was just beginning to

abuse my servant for not having called me sooner, when we were ordered

to stand to our arms; and, as the enemy were making a movement to our

right, we made a corresponding one. The cannonade did not cease until

dark, when we lay down by our arms, the two armies very near to each

other, and fully expecting a general action on the morrow.

July 20th.--We stood to our arms an hour before daylight, and Lord

Wellington held out every inducement for his opponent to attack him;

but Marmont evaded it, and continued his movement on our right, which

obliged us to continue ours, towards Salamanca; and we were a great

part of this day in parallel lines with them, the same as on the 18th.

July 21st.--We crossed the Tormes just before dark this evening, about

two miles above Salamanca, the enemy having passed it higher up.

Before reaching our ground, we experienced one of the most tremendous

thunderstorms that I ever witnessed. A sheet of lightning struck the

head of our column, where I happened to be riding, and deprived me of

the use of my optics for at least ten minutes. A great many of our

dragoon horses broke from their piqueting during the storm, and

galloped past us into the French lines. We lay by our arms on the

banks of the river, and it continued to rain in torrents the whole of

the night.

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