MARGARET OF ANJOU

The sun was setting over Hexham in Northumberland as the last

remnants of the Lancastrian force broke and scattered before the

explosive charges of the Yorkists under Montacute, Warden of the East

Marches. Thenceforth all was mad flight and frenzied pursuit. No

quarter was given or expected. The hurtling fragments of the rout flew

in a thousand directions, to be pursued and overtaken and stamped to

extinction where they fell. Steel and flesh and harness, swept into

mangled heaps, dotted acres of the country, like manure laid ready for

its potent dressing. Hardly a cry or a movement issued from these

fermenting masses. Montacute had ordered his work thoroughly, and the

chase as it swept on and away had seen to it that the fallen should

yield no hangman’s perquisites. Only a spark struck out from steel

here and there witnessed to the sharp eviction of a soul betrayed

through its agony.

The young May moon stole up and out, and, in sickness at the sight,

drew a passing cloud across her face. The horse that, miles away,

carried a frantic woman and her child, stumbled in the shadow, and,

half recovering itself, and again sinking, pitched its riders upon the

turf.

They rose immediately, to find themselves upon the fringe of a dense

wood, remote, unknown, but a haven of desperate refuge in their

plight.

“Art thou hurt, child?” whispered the breathless woman.

“No, mother.”

“Come, then. No other choice is ours but death and outrage. We must

take shelter where we can.”

She seized his hand--he was a pretty, delicate boy of eleven--and

together they entered among the trees. All was strange and voiceless

there, yet the leaves were not so full-grown but that the moonlight

penetrating might help them a little on their way. It sparkled softly

on the woman’s girdle, and on her little turbaned cap, and on the

jewels, which she had not thought in her haste to remove or hide,

clasped about her white neck; it peopled the glades with moving

phantoms, mystic and watchful. She felt the little hand in hers clutch

and quiver, and squeezed it, drearily responsive.

“Better,” she said, “these thousand spectres than a single sword of

the usurper.”

She was only thirty-four, and of those years she had spent five in the

Tower. Yet, born as she was a child of sorrow, always the sport of

faction, her baby rattle the roll of drums, her games real warriors

and real warfare, her indomitable spirit, wasting itself for ever in

fruitless struggles and on timorous souls, refused still to

acknowledge its own eclipse. She had fought, had she known it, her

weak husband’s cause to within sight of the end, but the fire in her

heart, though in the full front of this disaster, was not yet wholly

extinguished. Only a tragic woe lined her beautiful face, and she

clung half hysterically to this one shadow out of all her dreams which

remained to her.

She had been a child herself when her gentle boy was born. They were

even now more like brother and mothering sister than son and parent.

What hope remained to her was centred entirely in him and his

passionate preservation. She carried him into the woods, as a

frightened woodcock bears its fledgling, with one only instinct--to

put as far and as obscure an interval as possible between their

enemies and themselves.

Yet, in the end, worn with grief and terror and the actual fatigues of

that bloody day, they faltered and sunk down exhausted at the lip of

a little clearing situated but a few hundred yards within the

forest-edge. There was a mossy bank there, and on it, under the shadow

of a spreading oak-tree, they fell and clung together.

“Neddy, my babe, my little woeful prince!” wept the mother. “There,

hide thee thy face within my bosom, and try to sleep. It shall force

my bursting heart to still itself to be thy quiet pillow.”

The boy obeyed, crying silently. Yet, so it happened that, spent with

emotion, in a little a merciful oblivion overtook him, and, listening

to his regular breathing as to soft music, the woman too sank

presently drowned in a sea of forgetfulness. And there they lay at

peace in the quiet night, with moss for their bedding and green leaves

for their canopy.

A sense of light, of human neighbourhood, awoke them almost at the

same moment, and they sat up together with a start. It was bright

morning in the forest, and three evil, uncouth men stood gloating down

upon them.

The woman’s heart seemed to stop. The rose and warmth of slumber,

mortal lures to villainy, froze upon her cheek. Instinctively her hand

stole to the haft of a little dagger stuck at her waist. For minutes

dead silence prevailed, and then she spoke, in a voice which strove

vainly to command itself:

“Pray you mercy, gentle sirs! What would you with us? O, not to betray

our weakness!”

Her very plea was provocation to such cattle--a reassurance and an

invitation. She had supposed them, in the first shock of discovery, to

be Yorkist soldiers, but a moment’s thought had undeceived her.

Shaggy, unkempt, grossly attired and rudely armed, there was nothing

to associate these with the bearing of regular troops. They were mere

prowling revers of the woods, beasts and marauders, who took their

toll of lonely travellers, and ravished and murdered as the chance

came to them.

One of the three, a huge, bull-like ruffian, in hood and battered

breastplate, rose from the bow on which he leaned, and turned to his

comrades.

“What say you, gossips--a pretty finch to pull? Their weakness, sooth!

Do we not love all weakness in such guise?”

One, who stood behind in a high scarlet cap, peering over his friend’s

shoulders, clucked in his throat, and cracked his fingers. He was

grotesquely tall, lean, misshapen, with long, hungry chaps and a

frosty nose.

“Gossips,” he said, in a thin, sharp-set voice, “shall we not pluck

this pigeon ere we feast on her? My blood is cold, and sack would be

very warming.”

The Queen wrenched a gold chain from her arm, and, rising hurriedly,

flung it to the ground.

“Take it, in God’s pity,” she said, “and let us go! Gentlemen--sweet

gentlemen! a broken woman throws herself upon your charity. O, teach

her that some mercy still remains to men!”

“A’s unprotected,” said the third fellow, his eyes burning--“likely

some little sow that flees and squeaks before the boars of York.”

“We’ll make her squeak, I warrant,” said the first speaker.

The lank creature skipped to the front, and snatched up the chain.

“Drink first,” he cried, “drink, drink! I’ll with this to the

‘Chequers’ and return anon with sack.”

The bull-headed man threw himself on him in a fury; in a second they

were all fighting together for possession of the chain. The strongest,

the first-mentioned, secured it.

“Drink,” he roared. “Much drink, I trow, for those remaining. Trust

_thee_ the chain, Jake Andrews? Marry I will when Tib’s eve is come.”

The other wriggled, cracking his finger-joints.

“Take it thyself, then, Cuckoo, only speed fast and bring us good

store.”

They wrangled yet awhile, but in the end the holder of the chain went

off, with threats of fierce reprisals should the two remaining venture

to take advantage of his absence. They leered at one another oddly as

he disappeared.

“A’ll claim, as ever, the first and the best of everything,” growled

the short, thick-set man under his breath.

“Shall he now, Thomas Kite, shall he?” answered the long scarecrow

eagerly. Bending with a grotesque writhe, he jerked himself suddenly

stiff again, a staring smile on his face. “Cometh our chance long

sought, Thomas Kite,” he whispered. “Shall the Cuckoo always claim the

Cuckoo’s share? Not if one be quick and clever, gossip.”

He squeaked, and leaping, dodged and screwed behind the other. The

Queen, knife in hand, her teeth set, her muscles rigid, was almost

upon them. As she lifted her arm, the stubby rogue ran under, and

caught her round the waist.

She struck and struck at him, but her shortened blows fell harmless.

She could not get one home so long as he held her thus, and he knew it

and cried out, straining:

“Cut me the whelp’s throat, Jake Andrews, and so get behind her.”

The boy, terror-struck and whimpering, held to his mother’s skirts.

With a mortal effort, she wrenched herself free from her captor, and,

throwing down her blade, which Jake instantly secured, seized the

child convulsively into her clutch.

“No, no!” she cried, “I am disarmed. In God’s name spare him! See, we

will stand like the wretched sheep, dumbly beseeching your mercy.

There, take all I have--my jewels----”

She began, with feverish fingers, to unclasp the collet from her neck.

Jake, leering and humping his shoulders, stopped her mid-way.

“What now,” growled the Kite; “shall they not be ours, then?”

“Patience, good gossip, patience!” said the other softly in his ear.

“Would not the Cuckoo, returning, note at once their absence, and so

be moved to fury? No suspicion, Thomas Kite--none. Lull him, lull him,

and then--one blow, and all is ours--wine, jewels, gold, and--hum!” He

hugged himself, gluttonously contorted. “Is not a half share better

than a third,” he said, “or none at all? And as for the little pretty,

pleasant tit-bit----”

The Kite roared out suddenly on the captives:

“Down with ye both asquat on grass bank yonder, and move so much as an

eyelid at your peril!”

Trembling and distraught, the Queen dragged the boy to a place beside

her on the turf, and so, clasped together, they cowered, awaiting the

end.

Despair was in her heart. So remote, so utterly unfriended, she knew

not where to look for hope or remedy. Cursed and proscribed in the

thick of enemies, no self-confession that she might venture but must

prove her worst damnation. Outlawed herself, she was the natural prey

to outlaws. To reveal her identity were to forgo the smallest

consideration a threat of vengeful justice might otherwise perhaps

enforce--were to unmuzzle these ravening beasts finally and

effectively. And yet she dared not threaten justice, lest passions so

reckless should be fired thereby to instant retaliation.

She could only pray to her gods in a dumb agony of supplication to

contrive some means for their escape; for herself she could think of

no possible way, unless at the last to snatch death from some

ill-guarded weapon.

What long torture of mind she endured while sitting there facing her

brutal captors, awaiting the Cuckoo’s return and thereafter the final

struggle, one may imagine in a measure. A suffocating lump seemed to

rise in her throat when at length she heard his footsteps on the

twig-strewn turf, and her arm tightened convulsively about her boy.

The returned ruffian, when he hove into sight, had been obviously

priming himself for the affray. He was not drunk, but his huge cheeks

were blistered red and a fire blinked in his eyes. He carried over his

shoulder a net containing a jar of sack and a couple of curved

drinking-horns, and, striding across to his comrades, he bent, with a

fierce inquiring oath, to sling his burden to the grass. As he thus

stooped, Jake and the Kite, standing on either side of him, drove each

a sudden knife, handle-deep, into the thick of his neck. The monster,

with one slobbering choke, heaved forward and went down like an ox.

His fingers raked, his legs jerked for a little, and then the whole

welter relaxed and subsided. Simultaneously with its cessation of

movement the two murderers, as if by one impulse, made for the

wine-jar. Their hands were shaking, their cheeks spotted with white.

They spilled as much as they gained, but each in the end succeeded in

gulping a hornful between his chattering teeth. And then!----

The woods echoed with their screeches; they writhed like scalded

snakes upon the grass. For the Cuckoo, coveting not a half but the

whole of the spoil, had gone even a step further than his

confederates, and had poisoned the wine he brought them with some

swift corrosive acid snatched up from the “Chequers” harness-room.

Was the biter bit ever mangled with a longer tooth? The pale Queen,

risen throughout this bloody drama, watching half-paralysed its

course, with but reason enough left to hold the child’s face hidden

from it, was even minutes in guessing the truth. But when at length

she realised it, with a sob of thankfulness she seized her boy’s hand,

and, avoiding those prostrate, faintly-gasping horrors, fled deep and

deeper into the forest, until, as history relates, she found that

chivalrous one whose generosity was to obtain her means to cross the

water.

“KING COLLEY”

“We will now, my dear people,” said Mr. Cibber, “proceed to

investigate the ecclesiastical Phœnix which has reared its giant head

from the ashes of the conflagration, and to criticise its claims to a

greatness commensurate with its bulk.”

He spoke of St. Paul’s Cathedral, which, in this summer of 1721, had

stood some years completed, the stupendous “monument without a tomb”

to its creator’s genius.

Mr. Cibber had been entertaining a party of provincial actors and

actresses to luncheon at the “Globe” tavern, in Fleet Street, where,

amongst other things, they had consumed a half-gallon of arrack punch

at six shillings the quart. The company was in consequence very merry,

and, though still properly impressed with the magnitude of the

occasion, a little more inclined than heretofore, perhaps, to

familiarity with its host, and even to a touch of that professional

sportiveness whose cheap but characteristic quality seems somehow to

this day to suggest the missing link, much sought and unaccountably

overlooked, between men and monkeys. Mr. Cibber, however, genial as

always in self-sufficiency, recked nothing of the change. He walked at

the height of pompous good-humour, his usually pasty countenance

flushed, his hat under his arm, and his full wig pushed a trifle back

from his forehead. He wore a heavily embroidered claret-coloured coat

with stiff skirts, buttoned at the waist alone, black velvet breeches,

ruffles, and a “bosom” of Mechlin lace, pearl silk stockings with gold

clocks, and scarlet heels to his shoes. His magnificence put into the

shade the somewhat meretricious finery of his companions, and that was

exactly as it should have been. King Colley would have wished to

impress upon the public in general the fact that he was merely acting

cicerone, in a spirit of tolerant condescension, to certain country

insignificances whom it was his humour to patronise, and that there

was something a little fine in his taking these humble,

unsophisticated souls under his personal protection, and exhibiting to

them the lions of the Metropolis.

The party, chattering, laughing, and gaping, went down Fleet Street,

and paused a moment at the ruined gateway on Ludgate Hill. It had been

gutted by the great fire, but the mutilated statues of King Lud and

his sons still remained to its west front. Mr. Cibber pointed out the

middle figure.

“King Lud,” he said.

“Lud!” responded Mrs. Lightfoot, and Mr. Barney Bellingham, low

comedian, laughed suddenly, and then looked preternaturally solemn.

They were some five or six in all, including a “heavy father” and

spouse, “Sweet Corinna,” so called, the most affectedly rapturous of

_ingénues_, and the two above-mentioned. Mrs. Lightfoot, a faded

coquette in a soiled “paysanne,” had once played Hypolita in the

Laureate’s own “She Would and She Would Not,” and could claim some

kinship with genius.

“A fabulous monarch,” said Mr. Cibber grandiloquently, “and therefore

figuring not inappropriately on the portal, as one might call it, to

Pretence. Your servant, sir.”

He addressed a little old gentleman who at that moment had alighted

from a chair which had been deposited close beside the speaker. The

stranger was the most withered small creature it was possible to

conceive--a nonagenarian at least by his looks--a fledgling of second

childhood, his head, naked and skinny, in a great wig like a nest. His

eyes were dim, his nose was a rasped claw, his fingers were horny

talons. He was dressed very plainly, almost like a farmer, in a

drab-coloured coat and breeches; and something of rustic vigour showed

in the positive sprightliness with which, in spite of his years, he

stepped out upon the stones. Mr. Cibber, a practised reader of

character, distinguished the country cousin in him at once, and was

moved to some affable patronage.

“If you are going our way, sir,” he said, “and an arm would be of any

service to you? My name is Cibber--Colley Cibber, sir, of whom it is

just possible you may have heard.”

“O, indeed!” said the old gentleman, with a kindly, nervous lift of

his eyes. “Mr. Cibber is it? A very gratifying accident. I must live

remote beyond conception, sir, to be ignorant of that name. Thank you,

Mr. Cibber. You were saying, sir, as I alighted----?”

“I was saying, sir,” said the Laureate, “that a fabulous monarch, like

him above, fittingly adorns the portal to pretence.”

“Meaning----?” said the old gentleman, pointing forward with his

stick.

“Yes, sir,” said Mr. Cibber--“meaning the vast but ineffective fane

towards which we are now directing our steps.”

“Ah!” said the old gentleman. “It will have its faults, no doubt.”

“We will consider them,” said the poet loftily. “Is this possibly your

first visit, sir? Well, better late than never, as old Heywood has it.

You will find much to surprise and more to disapprove, or I am

mistaken in myself. I am doing showman at the moment, sir, to a party

of country cousins”--he whispered, “plain, unsophisticated folk, but

respectable--and if you care to join us----”

“With pleasure, Mr. Cibber,” said the old fellow. “It is a most happy

chance for me--and not less for the support of your arm than of your

opinion. I thought I should like to approach the Cathedral on foot--to

have its dimensions gradually revealed to me; but I find in good truth

the hill trying to my old bones. I am eighty-nine, Mr. Cibber. Would

you believe it?”

“It is a creditable venture, sir,” said the poet. “Ulysses himself in

his old age never made a bolder.”

They approached, as he spoke, the extended space on which the building

stood, and divers exclamations of wonder broke from the lips of the

little party--“My stars!” “Prodigious fine, on my word!” “’Tis mighty

likeable!” “Why--why, the sweetest regale!” “Are you not properly

struck, Barney, my boy?” “Mum, mum,” and so on. Mr. Cibber, with the

air of one magnificently responsible for the show, stood leaning

familiarly against one of the posts which encompassed the paved area

before the west door, and remained silent pending the recovery of his

company. But he took snuff, and laughed patronisingly from time to

time over the fervour of its ejaculations.

“Rat me, my dears,” he said by and by, when the volume of enthusiasm

had spent itself; “but your artlessness refreshes me--upon my soul and

honour, it refreshes me. This is the very respectable work of a

journeyman builder, and as full of holes as poor Tom’s coat.”

“La, Mr. Cibber!” said the sweet Corinna, with a giggle, “I always

thought the gentleman was at the top of his trade.”

“‘They say best men are moulded out of faults,’” murmured Mr.

Bellingham, with a wink at the heavy mother.

The poet saw the wink, and waxed a little emphatic. It was Dr. Johnson

who had once said of his art of conversation that “he had but half to

furnish, since one-half was oaths.” But he was after all a

good-natured man.

“Then, God judge me,” he cried, straining his voice, which was none of

the strongest, “if he hadn’t a title to be called perfection!”

Mrs. Lightfoot, alarmed by his heat, stopped a levity on her lips

half-way, and addressed the great man very soberly.

“I prithee, sir,” she said, “to correct our untutored visions,

naturally dazzled in their first contemplation of so unaccustomed a

sight.”

“Why, my dear,” said the Laureate, mollified at once, “I can quite

understand your naïve enthusiasm; but it is a fact that in order to

criticise an achievement one must know something of the principles of

the art which designed it.”

“No greater architect of his own fortune than King Colley!” cried Mr.

Bellingham.

“I thank you, sir,” answered Mr. Cibber stiffly; then added, blazing

out again, “You will oblige me by holding your damned tongue!”

The old gentleman, anxious and conciliatory, put in a word:

“Your professional knowledge, sir, must make your comments doubly

instructive. Pray inform us to what details of the building you take

particular exception.”

“That is a very reasonable demand, sir,” answered the Laureate, daring

the offending and rather elated low comedian from the corner of his

eye. “I have no doubt that to the uninformed in such matters the

magnitude of this conception palliates, or even overpowers, the

meretriciousness of its details. But you mistake me on one point. My

_profession_, though it embodies all the arts, specialises in none,

and if I claim a dictatorial right in this instance, it is simply

because as an actor I represent the trinity in unity of the creative

faculty.”

“I see, I see,” said the old gentleman. “It is merely accident which

has kept dormant your architectural proclivities.”

“Well, sir,” said the poet, with a smile, “I flatter myself I could

have evolved, under compulsion, a more faultless erection than this.”

The stranger nodded with an air of satisfied acquiescence.

“I shall be really grateful to Mr. Cibber,” he said, “if he will help

me to the right point of view. To my uninstructed intelligence, I

confess, the pile seems to stand well.”

The poet laughed tolerantly.

“A good fortune it owes to its site. O, you must really pardon me,

sir! It is in truth a cold, heavy, tasteless affair, imposing in no

more than bulk, lacking the inspiration of sacramentality. Bear with

me, now bear with me, while I strip off for your edification a little

of the monster’s pretence. You will observe its most prominent

feature, the dome? Very well, sir; that dome sums up in itself the

hollowness of the entire conception. It violates the first principles

of the art it professes, with a monstrous impertinence, to crown. Its

height bears no relation to the proportions of the structure within,

and is fixed thus arbitrarily for no other purpose than effect.”

“But is not the effect good?” ventured the old gentleman.

“Why, stap my vitals, sir!” said Mr. Cibber, “have you the assurance

to condone a whited sepulchre? The greater the audacity, the worse the

pretence. The cupola proper to this design lies within that external

sham like a head under a steel basinet. What we look on is a mere

exuberance, supporting nothing but itself. Will you tell me that that

is in accordance with the principles of art, which demand that each

part should naturally progress in lines of beauty from the parent

stock?”

“No,” said the stranger--“no. You teach me much, sir.”

“That pretence,” continued the poet triumphantly, “is not confined to

the head, though naturally it finds there its most swollen

expression.”

“By the Lord, that’s true,” murmured Mr. Bellingham, and the sweet

Corinna choked a little laugh into her handkerchief.

“Those side elevations, for instance,” went on Mr. Cibber, with a

doubtful glance askance at the lady, “concealing as they do the

buttresses and clerestory windows of the nave, constitute in their

upper order a mere mask to the real form and construction of the

building. Now, in a perfect design there should be no screening of

structural necessities, but an ingenious adaptation of all such to the

general conception. These, sir, are a few of the most patent defects,

upon which, saving your patience, I could enlarge at pleasure. But I

trust I have said enough to correct your point of view to its

necessary focus; and if some disenchantment is the result----”

“Well, well, Mr. Cibber,” interrupted the old gentleman--“well, well.

But I don’t know that I can quite confess to that.”

“O, very good, sir!” cried the poet ironically. “And according to what

impenetrable illusion, if you please, do you persist in your faith?”

“Why,” said the old gentleman--“why, you see, Mr. Cibber, I designed

the thing myself.”

“Sir Christopher, Sir Christopher!” cried a breathless gentleman who

came hurrying up at the moment. “We had lost you, sir. This was

naughty of you to venture up the hill alone.”

Mr. Bellingham, with one look at the rueful Laureate, sat flat down

upon the pavement and delivered himself to hysterics.

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