A RETORT TURKISH.

The following we take to be of Turkish origin:

"As a woman was walking, a man looked at and followed her.

"'Why,' said she, 'do you follow me?'

"'Because,' he replied, 'I have fallen in love with you.'

"'Why so? My sister, who is coming after me, is much handsomer than I am.

Go and make love to her.'

"The man turned back, and saw a woman with an ugly face, and, being

greatly displeased, returned, and said:

"'Why should you tell me a falsehood?'

"The woman answered 'Neither did you tell _me_ the truth; for, if you were

in love with _me_, why did you look back for another woman?'"

The Scrap Book, Volume 1, No. 4 June 1906 · 第 42 / 147 题