A RICH RETORT.

It is said of the late Marquis of Townsend that when a young man and

engaged in battle, he saw a drummer at his side killed by a cannon ball,

which scattered his brains in every direction. His eyes were at once fixed

on the ghastly object, which seemed to engross his thoughts.

A superior officer observing him, supposed he was intimidated by the

sight, and addressed him in a manner to cheer his spirits.

"Oh," said the young marquis, with calmness but severity, "I am not

frightened; I am only puzzled to make out how any man with such a quantity

of brains ever came to be here!"--_Old scrap book._

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