I have numbered many pet boys among my kinsfolk and friends, and I am
going to tell you a few of their pranks. It would not be fair, I
suppose, to the little girls, to relate _their_ pieces of mischief, for
they are nearly all grown up now, and have boys and girls of their own,
who would be very much shocked if they could know that mamma had ever
been concerned in a small riot, or had nearly killed herself in
attempting to fly down from a heap of piled up boxes, by means of large
paper wings! I am sorry to say that my own chicks prefer the recital of
their mother’s wrong doings to any other tale, and when,
Between the dark and the day-light,
When the night is beginning to lower,
Comes a pause in the day’s occupations
That is known as the children’s hour,
I am taken prisoner, held captive in an armchair by the fire, and not
released till I have told, for the hundredth time, most of my own
childish scrapes. Once or twice I have tried to substitute a little
stray bit of goodness, but that was not half as popular as ‘Mamma’s
naughtiness.’
One of my earliest pets was a tiny boy who would have been very pretty
if he had not been disfigured by a black and blue lump about as big as a
pigeon’s egg on his forehead. At first I thought it was caused by a
fall, but it turned out to be his own doing. Whenever he was thwarted or
annoyed in any way he deliberately knelt down and thumped his head on
the floor, even on that of the marble hall. I have seen him drop on his
knees and hit his forehead against the pavement out walking, and the
curious part of the story is that, although it must have hurt him a good
deal, he never cried! He was not at all an ill-tempered child, but he
was rather wilful; and if his wishes were not at once attended to, these
knocks began and went on till he got his own way. The doctor said it was
very bad for him, and his mother tried every means to cure this trick.
In vain were all her attempts until some one suggested a little
counter-irritation, and it proved quite successful. Whenever Master
Willie dropped on his knees and began to knock his head, his mother
produced a small light horsewhip, and applied it to his little bare legs
with much vigour. At this unexpected treatment Willie scrambled to his
feet as fast as possible; and very soon he would ask, before beginning
to thump his forehead, ‘Is you goin’ to vitch me with dat vitch;’ his
mother replied, ‘Yes, I am;’ whereupon Willie calmly said, ‘Den I wont
hit my head no more;’ so in about a week the headthumping was quite
given up, but it took a much longer time to get rid of the ugly mark.
Poor little Willie got into dreadful trouble when he was about six years
old, for sealing up his sister’s lips. They were both nicely dressed,
and seated at the nursery table to wait till it was time to go down to
dessert. The stupid old nurse gave them two pieces of sealing wax and
some seals, to amuse themselves by sealing up imaginary letters. But
Willie soon got tired of this quiet play, and when his wax was flaring
away he popped it down upon his poor little sister’s red lips. She was
looking at him in great admiration, with her pretty smiling face
up-turned, when he suddenly dropped a quantity of blazing wax on her
lips, and firmly pressed the seal down, saying, ‘You shat (chatter) too
much, miss.’ Of course he had no idea of the anguish he was inflicting,
and the poor child suffered almost as much as his victim, and seemed
quite glad to be punished in expiation of his thoughtlessness.
I once knew two little brothers who were really fond of each other, but
who used to quarrel most dreadfully. I must say it was chiefly the fault
of the elder boy, who had no patience with his small brother Franky’s
shortcomings. Franky was devoted to Cecil, and would run his messages
for him, and wait upon him in the most dutiful way; but he never got any
thanks for his little services. One day I was calling on their mamma,
and she took me into the dining-room, to see a large and beautiful ship
which had been just given to Cecil. It stood in a sort of wooden rest on
the floor, and was certainly a very fine model of an old-fashioned
frigate. There were her guns and her portholes to open and shut, every
block and rope was right, and her sails and flags were something lovely
to behold. The only thing which struck me as being wrong was her crew;
they were little composition figures of sailors, very pretty to look at,
but hugely out of proportion: fancy an A.B. seaman reaching half way up
the mainmast! However, Cecil thought it all beautiful, and walked round
and round his new treasure with the greatest pride and delight.
His mamma took advantage of his softened mood to say a word about being
kind to poor little Franky, and showing it to him, which Cecil readily
promised to do, when the door opened, and nurse led in Franky fresh from
his mid-day sleep, in his pretty white frock and with cheeks as red as
his ribbons. His large solemn eyes opened wide at the sight of this
splendid man-of-war. He walked round it two or three times with many
murmurs of admiration, for he could not speak plain; and suddenly,
without the least warning, he sat down plump on the bowsprit, snapping
it off close to the bows. Of course he toppled over, and came crash down
on the back of his head, but, oh! what a wreck he made! So many ropes
are fastened to the bowsprit, that when it is carried away in this
sudden manner, the consequences are dreadful, and it is very difficult
to repair such an accident. Cecil’s wrath was tremendous, and it
certainly was enough to provoke a more patient little boy. He flew at
his brother, (who was howling loudly) with both his fists doubled, and
would no doubt have punished him severely, if nurse had not snatched up
her darling in her arms, and carried him off; but Cecil could not be
comforted for many a day.
You must not think they were always quarrelling, for they never were
happy apart; and if one was in any trouble or difficulty, the other was
wretched; for instance, Cecil once fastened himself into a room by
accident; it was a long time before a locksmith could be brought to
break open the door, and no ladder was long enough to reach to the
window, so Cecil’s imprisonment was very tedious. All the time he was
locked up Frank sat at his door trying to cheer and comfort his brother,
refusing his own dinner. Every now and then he would say, ‘Never mind,
Cis; I’m hungry too.’ And he looked quite faint and pale by the time
Cecil was released; but when he took him into the dining-room, he would
not touch food till Cecil had been helped and begun to eat. On another
occasion when Cecil set himself on fire, and was very severely burnt,
Franky kept making puffs at him as the poor child ran about in torture,
thinking he could blow out the flames; and I heard him say afterwards,
‘I did try to blow him out, but the fire wouldn’t be blowed.’ He was
such a dear little nurse to his brother all through the weeks of pain
and suffering which followed this accident.
Frank was very anxious to be allowed to ride a certain donkey which was
usually employed in drawing the mowing machine; but the donkey objected
decidedly to being ridden when his day’s work was over, and always
deposited Frank on the ground the moment he got into the road. Mr.
Donkey walked sedately up to the gate of his favourite meadow, and then
put his head down between his forelegs, hunched up his back—for it could
hardly be called kicking—and soon got rid of poor little Frank, who,
nothing daunted, scrambled on again to encounter the same fate directly.
One day we met Frank a long distance from home, looking hot and dusty;
he was walking along the high road leading the donkey by the rein. We
immediately asked if he had been thrown oftener than usual, and why he
was walking. He disdained to answer us, and turning with a little
confidential smile to his mother said, ‘Well, you see, mother, he was
trotting very nicely, and I got off to see how he was going!’ We all
laughed at this reason a great deal, but Frank saw nothing amusing in
it.
Frank and Cecil gave their mother a great fright one day. They were
living in the country, and had a very quiet old pony which was used in
the basket carriage. The boys begged that they might be allowed to ride
this pony in a large field near the house. Now, as there was nothing
whatever with which they could possibly hurt themselves in this field,
they were permitted to do so; but, soon after they started, a great
clatter and noise was heard in the porch; and, when the poor mamma went
to find out what it could be, there was the pony without either of his
riders, his reins broken, his saddle turned underneath him, and with a
great cut on his side. He had evidently come to complain of the
treatment he had received; but I fancy the mother thought more of her
missing boys. At all events I know she rushed out, still followed by
Mettle, and to her joy met both her troublesome treasures in the lane
close to the house, safe and well, but nearly in as bad a plight as the
pony: their clothes were torn and muddy, their hats off, and they were
both crying bitterly. It seems that they were ‘playing at hunting,’ and,
after several gallops round the field after a little terrier, who acted
fox very well, the dog bolted through a hole in a high, quickset hedge,
jumped the muddy ditch on the other side, and barked defiantly at them
from the road. The ardour of the chase quite carried away the two small
huntsmen, who put the pony at this big hedge, fully believing he could
jump it; and Mettle must have thought so too, for he actually tried,
landing of course in the middle of the thorns. The riders soon scrambled
off, but alighted in the ditch. The pony was firmly fixed in the fence,
and struggled a great deal before he could free himself, which he did at
last at the expense of many scratches, and the loss of his stirrups and
reins. It was not surprising to hear that he declined to be remounted,
and set off home as fast as he could.
One day, and almost before their poor mother’s nerves had had time to
recover this shock, she heard a tap at the drawing-room door, and on
going to see who it could possibly be, she found Franky with a very pale
face but an extraordinary polite manner, who said, ‘Oh mamma, dear, if
you please I think I have put out Cecil’s eye!’ Was not that a pretty
thing to hear? Poor Mrs. E—— flew off to the play-room to find Cecil
crouching in the corner with the blood streaming from between his
fingers, which were pressed to his right eye. At first she really
thought his sight was injured, but it turned out fortunately that the
deep cut had only gone very close to, but not actually into, the eye. Do
you know how this happened? Through disobedience: they had climbed up to
a high shelf and got down some foils (Papa will tell you what those are,
and how dangerous to play with), and were fencing away in fine style.
The silly boys had never put on the buttons which even grown-up people
use when they fence; nor had they covered up their faces with the wire
masks which were kept with the foils. It was a very narrow escape I
assure you, and served as a severe lesson to both the children not to
touch forbidden things.
And now that I have told you of so many scrapes which these boys fell
into, it is only fair to tell you of something very nice about them.
They were the most generous little fellows in the world, and were never
so happy as when they could give a penny or a bun to a hungry child, or
a toy to a sick one. I was spending a week with their mamma about
Christmas-time one year, and a friend of hers chanced to call. Mrs. E——
asked where she had been staying, and this lady gave us a description of
a charming home far away in the wilds of Yorkshire. Its inmates were a
young clergyman and his wife, and a house full of children. She told us
how rich they were in goodness, in love, in self-denial, in all that
makes life beautiful and noble. She described the air of refinement over
the simple house, the way the elder children helped their mother, and
how all were busy and cheerful and happy. There was, however, no money
to spare for toys or picture-books, and some of the younger ones had
never possessed anything of the sort. We laughed at her account of a
sixpenny harlequin having been sent to the house by some friend, when,
after a reference to the nursery history it was solemnly announced by
sister Edith, the second mother to the little flock, that it was
‘Polly’s turn to have the next new toy;’ so the harlequin was given to
Polly, who rejoiced greatly over her first plaything. Cecil asked how
old Polly was, and seemed quite shocked to hear she was actually five
years old, and that there were three children below her, whose turn had
not yet come for a toy! He retired to a corner with Franky and they held
a long consultation, which resulted in their leaving the room with an
air of great importance, saying to their mother, ‘Don’t want us, please
mamma, for we are going to be very busy.’
And they were indeed busy, all that wintry afternoon, mending, sorting,
and arranging, putting maps together to make sure that all the pieces
were right, finding the bricks belonging to a large box, and at last
they came to ask their mother to go with them to the play-room as they
wanted her to ‘see something very particular.’ I went too, unasked, and
there was quite a large heap of toys, balls, carts, and picture-books,
all so neatly mended and in good order. By the table stood Cecil holding
his brother’s hand and saying, ‘Me and Franky think we should like to
send these to the children in Yorkshire, and do, please mamma, pack them
up at once so that they may arrive on Christmas morning.’ Dear little
fellows! how enchanted they were when Mrs. E. set to work at once, sent
for a huge cake and a big box of barley sugar, and finally filled a
large hamper with toys and Christmas cheer, which was sent off that same
night to the distant parsonage, with messages of love and good will from
Cecil and Franky to the unknown children who were so happy in spite of
their independence of toys from a shop; and when a letter came back
saying, in simple, graceful words, that the gifts had been received in
the same spirit in which they were sent, and that the little flock had
been made supremely happy by the sudden shower of presents, Cecil leant
his head on his mother’s shoulder and whispered, ‘O mamma! isn’t it nice
to make children _comfortable_?’ We all laughed so much at his idea of
comfort.
But the pet boy of all my boy-friends lies sleeping far away on a sunny
slope of the Himalaya Mountains, and the myrtles growing so luxuriantly
over his grave are meant to tell of the love which all bore to the man
who, even as a boy, was never guilty of a mean or a cruel action. My
darling little unknown friends, do not think that, because you are only
children, it does not matter what you do or say. That silent voice
inside you, which men have agreed to call conscience, but which is
really a spark from a Divine fire, will always tell you pretty
loudly—when you stop and listen to it—whether the thing you either wish
to do, or have done, is right or wrong, whether it is true or false,
mean or generous. Above all, think to yourselves whenever you are going
to hurt an animal: ‘Should I like a great giant to come and do this to
me?’ And when the voice says, as it will, nine times out of ten, ‘No,
you wouldn’t like it at all,’ then don’t do it. I have seen this pet boy
of mine, though he was not at all quarrelsome, rush out into the street
to defend a wretched draggled kitten which a big boy was torturing,
getting of course well knocked about; but, as in the struggle the kitten
escaped, Georgy did not mind a black eye in what he thought was a good
cause. I need hardly tell you how much all animals loved and trusted
him: a homeless dog never failed to follow him if it crossed his path, a
restive horse became as gentle as a lamb under his care. You see I put
Georgy’s behaviour to dumb creatures first in my sketch of his
character. Do you know why I do so? It is because I have never known a
boy who was wilfully cruel to animals, or careless of their comfort and
well-being, grow up into such men as I should like you all to be. It is
only a very little baby for whom we can make the excuse that it does not
_mean_ to hurt pussy when it tweaks its fur; but I have actually seen a
mother, and a very fond mother too, pull her baby’s fluffy hair to make
it feel how it hurt a dog or a cat to have their hair grasped; and,
after all, this practical teaching seemed to answer, for, long before
her babies could speak, they quite understood that they were not to hurt
any living thing which God has made. We know, both from the Old and New
Testaments, how our Father which is in heaven takes real thought and
care for His dumb creatures, for He condescended to make laws for their
good, at the same time that He gave commandments to His chosen people;
and you all know how our gentle loving Saviour taught us that His Father
and ours cared for the sparrows on the housetop.
If a boy is thoughtful and good to animals he will probably be kind and
considerate to his brothers and sisters; and then how happy they must
all be together, and is it not wonderful to think that quite little
children can help to make grown-up people comfortable by being patient
and unselfish to each other? One of my pet boys used always to call that
word ‘slefish,’ and his greatest blame of any thing or any one consisted
in calling it ‘slefish.’ He quite understood what selfish meant,
although he was not old enough to pronounce it properly. His name was
Basil, and the great joke against him used to be that he never had any
mind of his own, but required to be told by his favourite sister what he
liked! For instance, at dinner he would say to her, confidentially,
‘Connie, do you think I shall like that pudding?’ and if Connie said
yes, then when his turn to be helped arrived Basil said, ‘Yes if you
please.’ I once knew of his having been discovered sitting on the steps
dressed to go out for a walk, and on being asked what he waited for,
Basil answered, ‘I’m only waiting for Connie to tell me whether I shall
like to go to Highfield.’ Fortunately, at this moment, Connie appeared
and assured him that he would like it very much; so they both set off as
happy as possible. Basil and Connie are grown up now, and Basil has
learnt to know what he likes for himself; but they are just as fond of
each other as in the days when Connie was the queen of the nursery, and
ruled her tiny subjects with a wand whose touch expressed as much love
and gentleness as did that of the beautiful golden sceptre which King
Ahasuerus held out to Queen Esther.
Now I think I shall tell you of a terrible scrape which one of my pet
boys got into. Pray do not try to imitate him however, and he would be
the last person to advise you to do so, for he retains to this day a
lively recollection of the penalties which followed swiftly on the heels
of what he and his schoolfellows thought was a very good joke indeed at
the time. It happened a great many years ago at an old-fashioned school
for boys; Dick was the name of the hero of the adventure, and I never
could quite make out how he came to have the performance of the
principal character thrust upon him, for he was a quiet, studious boy,
with a great turn for invention. However that may be, or whoever was the
first originator of the plan, it is certain that poor Dick had to bear
the blame; but, in order to make you understand all about it, I must
begin at the beginning of the plot, which arose from one of the big
boys, who was very popular in the school, saying, that he wished the big
school bell, which always sounded at unwelcome hours, was ‘at Jericho.’
Now it was not possible to send it quite so far away at a moment’s
notice, and poor Dick, who chanced to be next Burrows Major when he made
this new and original remark, said dreamily, pointing to a tall elm
which stood in the playfield near the house, ‘What a lark it would be to
fix it up there, at the very top of that tree!’ It did indeed seem fun;
but there were serious difficulties in the way, for the tree was a very
high one, and it was considered a great feat to climb up to the top,
without being encumbered by a great bell, especially as its clapper was
not one which could be taken out whilst the climbing was in progress, so
every step was likely to be marked by a tremendous toll. Then, when once
it was fixed up there, how was it to be rung at unseasonable hours? The
most submissive fag could not be induced, by either bribes or threats,
to climb up and ring it in the middle of a dark night. It was early
spring, but a few days of sunshine had brought the leaves out thickly
enough to afford some cover to the conspirators, and now the weather had
changed to keen and cutting easterly winds. Dick promised to see what he
could do, and spent several days in making little models of a machine
very like a gallows, in which, however, the bell played the part of the
culprit. At last he announced that ‘he thought he could do something;’
when Dick said as much as that, everybody knew it was a settled thing,
so the next step was to elect a Bell Committee, and their first act was
to open an account at the village shop for wire, string, blocks, and
pulleys to the enormous sum of five shillings.
It was necessary to proceed with great caution, so as not to excite
suspicion in the minds of the masters, and as it happened to be the time
of year for bird-nesting, the frequent sight of Dick swarming up a big
elm tree was not sufficiently uncommon to arouse any remark. It is
perhaps just as well that I cannot give you a description of how Master
Dick arranged his numerous lines, and wires, and pulleys; I can only
tell you the result, which was that one cold night, when a bitter gale
from the east was blowing, the servant whose duty it was to ring the
bell for evening prayers returned to say that the bell could not be
found anywhere. ‘Nonsense, man,’ said the portly Doctor; ‘the bell
_must_ be there.’ Poor old John went out again in the cold porch to have
another unsuccessful hunt after the bell, and to return with the same
story. It was too late and too cold to continue the search, so there was
nothing for it but to go to chapel without the bell, and the boys were
afterwards marshalled into their dormitories with extra precautions.
Their names were called over as they passed the masters at the doors and
these latter remained to watch that each boy got quietly into bed. No
boys could behave better that night; indeed they were suspiciously good,
if one may use such an expression in speaking of young gentlemen. But
the peace of the establishment was broken about midnight by a loud
‘Boom, boom, boom,’ from the elm tree. This unusual sound aroused the
Doctor, who threw his window open letting in such an icy blast. There
was no mistaking the clang of his own favourite bell; but how on earth
did it get up into the sky, for that was where the sound proceeded from.
‘I see, you Smith,’ roared the Doctor, ‘you shall pay for this, sir,
to-morrow;’ and he shouted for a monitor, who announced on his arrival
that, whoever it might be, Smith was not the culprit, for he was snugly
tucked into his bed. ‘Well, then, it must be Jones,’ shouted the enraged
Doctor. ‘Jones, if you don’t come down directly and bring the bell also,
it will go hard with you to-morrow.’ The monitor of No. 3. dormitory
appeared to assure the Doctor that Jones’s snores were keeping all his
neighbours awake.
In the meantime poor Mrs. Doctor was shivering with cold, and entreating
her husband to shut the window and return to bed; but the old gentleman
was too much enraged to listen to her; and every time the bell sounded,
which it did frequently through the night, he jumped out of his warm
bed, and flung up the window again calling out loudly, ‘I see you sir,
come down directly.’ He thought it safer not to mention any names. The
consequence of all this exposure to a biting east wind was, that when
the boys assembled in the morning, they very nearly got a flogging all
round for the broad grin which saluted the Doctor’s appearance with such
a swollen face. It must be very difficult to look calm and dignified if
you have one side of your face tremendously swelled and red and shining.
This was the poor Doctor’s plight, and his efforts to conceal his
suffering ought to have touched his pupils’ hearts. I daresay their
titters and grins did not really arise from want of feeling, only boys
are such sad creatures for laughing at the wrong time!
The first thing the Doctor did was to make a long speech to the boys,
telling them (as if the young pickles did not know it already) of the
loss of the bell and of its re-appearance at the top of the tree, and
urging them to confess how they had managed it; but a stony silence was
all he met with, and each boy’s countenance looked more hopelessly
vacant than his neighbour’s. When play-hours came the whole school was
kept in to write a line of Latin verse so many hundred times over. This
had a very sobering effect on the young gentlemen, and even the Doctor’s
expression of face at chapel with his head tied up in flannel could not
raise a smile from the depressed conspirators. However, when midnight
arrived, ‘Boom, boom, boom,’ went the bell, and it continued to sound at
intervals through the night, but in a jerky and spasmodic manner, not
the deep regular tones of the night before. After chapel the next
morning the boys were called over before the Doctor, and, in spite of
one of his eyes being now quite closed up, and his voice sounding as if
he had plums in his mouth, his demeanour was so stern that the stoutest
heart quailed. His address was short but very much to the purpose. He
said that, if the bell was not brought down in broad daylight and
restored to its proper place by twelve o’clock, the whole school should
be flogged, and all half holidays stopped for the remainder of the term.
He gave them half an hour to decide, and full liberty to discuss the
subject in the schoolroom without the presence of the masters. The
moment he had finished his little speech, he got up and left the room,
followed by all the masters and the monitors. I need hardly tell you how
stormy was the debate which followed, or how soon it became evident that
the funny side of the story was over for the present. Poor quiet old
Dick saw the situation at once, shrugged his shoulders, and merely
observing ‘I’m in for a good ‘un,’ was deep in a few minutes in some
fresh invention, the model of which he took out of his pocket and began
to examine. At first the general feeling was, that, as Dick had not
originated it he should not bear the punishment; but Dick himself
scouted the idea of being let off, and was the first to walk boldly into
the Doctor’s study, and with a noble disregard of grammar, which even at
that exciting moment made the Doctor wince, say, ‘Please sir, it’s me.’
‘Me will catch it then,’ was the Doctor’s grim answer; and poor ‘me’ did
catch it, and so did everyone concerned in the exploit in the remotest
way. The boys declared that Mrs. Doctor was the most venomous of the
two, and that it was she who stirred up her portly husband to go down to
the village shop and blow up its mistress in no measured terms; but the
woman’s sharp tongue could not keep silence very long, and she actually
stormed at the Doctor in return till he was glad to get out of the shop.
Do you know there is one rather solemn-looking gentleman of my
acquaintance whom I never can see without laughing. I am sure he must
sometimes wonder why I should always appear amused when I shake hands
with him, particularly if he happens to have his pretty, young-looking
mother leaning on his arm. I dare not tell _him_ why I laugh, but I will
tell you, in strict confidence, remember!
One day, when this Mr. F. was a small boy, he was locked up in his
mother’s bedroom, there to repent of his transgressions in general, and
of some recent offence in particular. Now it was a half holiday, and
there was a delightful excursion to the woods in prospect. All the other
children were wild with delight about it, for they were to have tea in
gipsy fashion, with a fire out of doors, and all sorts of pleasant
things; but an edict had gone forth that, until Mr., or rather Master,
F. had repented of his fault and apologised, he was not to be allowed to
go in the spring-cart to the place of meeting. The hours were passing
away, and his mother was very uneasy lest her pet boy should be deprived
of his share of the afternoon’s fun, so she thought she would try what
her gentle persuasions would do towards softening his heart. I must
explain to you that there was a sort of partition off this bedroom, and
a glass door in it which did not fit very well, consequently there was a
gap of a couple of inches between the floor and the bottom of the door.
Mrs. F went close up to this, and began to expostulate through the chink
at the side with her naughty darling. There was quite a little audience
at her back, composed of the other children, who were eagerly listening
for any signs of contrition on the part of the prisoner; and it caused
great dismay when mamma turned her head round to the young ones and
said, ‘I’m afraid he is not good yet.’ ‘Tell him to put the naughty
pinnit (spirit) up the chimbley,’ suggested a tiny brother, who disposed
of his little evil tempers very successfully in this way. Mrs. F. drew
still closer to the door, and began a fresh entreaty to the culprit to
make up his mind to confess and beg pardon; but at the most touching
part of her discourse she suddenly jumped back upon her little listeners
with a loud shriek of pain, and caught up one of her feet with many
groans, hopping about on the other. What do you think this dreadful boy
had done? He had found a hammer in the room, and when he saw his
mother’s toes sticking out under the door, he had deliberately knelt
down and hammered them!
I need hardly tell you that there was no gipsy tea for Master F. that
evening, and I believe he was afterwards very sorry for his conduct; but
it is not surprising that, whenever the recollection of this story comes
over me, I should feel inclined to laugh. Sometimes I see Mr. F. taking
great care of his mother at supper, getting her nice things to eat,
wrapping her carefully up in her shawl when she is going away from a
party, and so on; but instead of admiring his dutiful devotion to her,
this unfortunate piece of naughtiness recurs to my memory, and I cannot
help smiling at the wrong time; so you see it is very dangerous to do
naughty things, even when you are quite little, for people are apt to
remember them in after years.
‘_EDINBURGH CASTLE._’
This ‘Edinburgh Castle’ is not a castle at all in the first place, nor
is it in Scotland! It is only a little mud hut on a hill, in the middle
of a thick forest, in that beautiful island of Jamaica, about which I
have already told you so many stories; but I did not like to mix up this
shocking tale with the account of all our pets, so I have given it a
separate chapter to itself. If you want to know more about it you will
find it mentioned in a book called ‘Brydges’ Annals of Jamaica;’ but I
was standing on the spot where it all happened, when I heard the story
from my father’s lips. He, Jessie, and I had ridden for miles through
the clearings in this forest; and I can hardly make you understand how
delightful such an excursion is on a summer’s afternoon in these high
uplands of Jamaica. Instead of the burning heat and hot air, which is
called a breeze down in the plains, we had the most delicious fresh
atmosphere; and, as we rode along under the shade of the tall mahogany
and cedar trees, Jessie and I were never weary of admiring the beautiful
creepers hanging in festoons from branch to branch; great blossoms of
cacti, with brilliant gauzy-winged flies going busily in and out among
the thick tassels which form the centre of the flower; orchids of every
kind and description growing on the decayed timber, and making the
shabby old trees more beautiful than the strong young ones; convolvuli
of bright and delicate colour; slender tendrils laden with the
sweet-scented blossom of the passion flower hanging down on our heads.
Through all these lovely sights and sounds we rode, gaily talking and
laughing, Jessie setting all the mocking-birds nearly wild by breaking
out into snatches of song; and no sooner had one bird answered her, and
the others begun to take up the chorus, than she would change her tune;
then such an indignant chirruping and calling and whistling ensued, as
much as to say, ‘Now, that is not fair, one song at a time;’ until Papa
said, ‘O Jessie, do leave those birds alone; I never heard such a row.
So, after that, we went on more quietly, and at last the track we
followed led us to a clearing, and on our right was a little hillock
with a tumble-down hut on it; but what attracted our attention were some
large grey rocks around the hovel, which at a short distance had exactly
the effect of the battlements of a castle. We both exclaimed at once,
‘How like an old castle! Who lived there?’ And then Papa said, ‘Have you
never heard the story about this place?’ Jessie and I were quite as fond
of stories in those days as you can possibly be, so we edged our ponies
quite close to Papa’s horse, and listened eagerly whilst he told us this
tale; and I remember so well, as he went on with it, how all the warmth
and glow and beauty seemed to fade out of that summer evening, and it
appeared to turn damp and chilly; all the tropical luxuriance changed
with our changed mood into dank overgrowth; and even Jessie’s smiles and
songs died away into a hushed, breathless silence.
About fifty or sixty years ago, a man calling himself Hutchinson
appeared in this part of the country, and, after looking about him a
little, finally selected this forest in which to buy a section of land;
I think Papa said a hundred acres. Now it was very unusual to do such a
thing in Jamaica where people generally have large sugar estates or
grazing farms, and the land which Mr. Hutchinson bought was quite unfit
for either of these purposes. However he gave no reason for his choice,
but proceeded to cut down some trees, and to pile up all the available
stones and rocks into the shape of rough battlements. When they were
arranged to his satisfaction he built himself a small hut with a stable
and outhouse, kitchen, &c. All that he did was extremely methodical,
and, when finished, his new home looked perfectly comfortable and
weather-tight. A few creepers against the cottage soon made it pretty,
and his ‘provision ground,’ as the negroes call a kitchen garden, looked
very picturesque with the yams climbing like hops over their tall poles,
and the broad velvety leaves of his cocoa and arrowroot plants. His
establishment consisted of one old negro slave, who appeared dreadfully
afraid of his master. This was the more surprising, as Mr. Hutchinson’s
manners were gentlemanlike and quiet, with no trace of ill temper on the
surface. Inside the house, or rather cottage, everything showed signs of
refinement. There were only two rooms, and visitors saw but one, which
was used as a sitting-room, and contained books, mathematical
instruments, a few curious weapons, and several specimens of birds and
animals; but the most conspicuous object in it was a large telescope on
a stand, placed so as to command the road through the forest. This road
was really only a bridle path, but it was much used as a short cut from
one part of the island to the other, and, though, seldom travelled by
the negroes, often proved a great convenience to some gentlemen who
wanted to get quickly across the country.
Nothing is more amusing to a new comer in most English colonies than the
fine names the settlers give their places. I have known so many rough
enclosures of a mere common or heath called after grand parks and
castles in England, that the name ‘Edinburgh Castle,’ which Mr.
Hutchinson gave to his little mud hut with its rude parapet, did not
seem half so absurd to me as it probably does to you. At all events it
soon became known by that name; and as Mr. Hutchinson was very
hospitable and friendly, passers-by began to look upon it as a matter of
course that they should call in at the castle and have a glass of
sangaree (do you know what that is? A drink made of madeira and rum,
lemons, and all sorts of things) with its master, leaving him perhaps
the last English newspaper, and telling him whatever little local gossip
they could collect. But in the course of a few months three things began
to be noticed and talked of: first, Mr. Hutchinson _never_ left home, in
spite of many invitations to pay a visit to his neighbours. At whatever
hour of the day or night a traveller called, he was quite sure to find
him in his house always glad to see him and apparently expecting a
visitor. Then Mr. Hutchinson always betrayed great anxiety about the
hour, which seemed rather odd in a person who had apparently nothing to
do and nowhere to go. Another remarkable thing was the abject terror of
the old negro. He would come to the door to hold the guest’s horse,
shaking all over, and he could seldom refrain from some little speech
which sounded inhospitable, such as, ‘It berry fine day now; mas’r best
push on, plenty rain come ‘bout evening.’ People began to notice that if
they said to Mr. Hutchinson anything about his servant not appearing
glad to see them, or willing that they should dismount, a strange dark
look would come over his face, and he tried to laugh off the idea, or to
change the subject; but it was quite certain that poor old Pompey took
much more pleasure in obeying the injunction to ‘speed the parting
guest’ than he did in welcoming the new comer. The most extraordinary
thing of all was that Mr. Hutchinson’s guests occasionally disappeared!
A gentleman would leave an estate on one side of the great forest with
the intention of riding through it, calling in of course at ‘Edinburgh
Castle’ on his way, but it turned out afterwards that he seldom got
beyond that point. There were no police in those old days of slavery,
and very little communication between places; so months passed before
any one could be quite certain that a traveller was really missing, and
then it was hopeless to attempt to trace him. Everybody agreed, that
although Mr. Hutchinson was an odd sort of man, and that it was very
queer of him to live in such a place, still he was the ‘best fellow in
the world,’ and very clever and well educated.
At last it happened that a passing traveller, whose journey as usual
seemed to stop short at ‘Edinburgh Castle,’ was expected very anxiously
by his solicitor at an estate a few miles beyond the forest; and when a
day or two passed without bringing him, the lawyer got anxious for his
arrival, and thought perhaps he might have been taken ill at the last
house where he knew he was to have put up for a night, on his way to the
place of meeting. He therefore took the important papers, which he
wanted this gentleman to sign, in his pocket, and started off to ride
through the forest. Of course he called in at ‘Edinburgh Castle,’ and,
like everybody else, was asked the hour, and, on his producing a
handsome gold watch, Mr. Hutchinson set his by it, and became very
pressing in his entreaties to the lawyer to stay. But he said, No; he
could not possibly stop because he was in a great hurry to meet his
friend whom he expected to find at the next place. Upon this Mr.
Hutchinson’s hospitable entreaties were renewed; in fact, they became
rather like commands; and when he said, ‘Well, you can’t go now for your
horse has got away,’ the lawyer felt very much like a prisoner. He was,
however, a shrewd as well as a brave man; and although he said
afterwards that he felt there was something wrong, at the time he
pretended to give up all idea of going on, but in reality watched
narrowly for a chance of getting away. The afternoon and even the
evening passed without Mr. Hutchinson’s leaving him alone for a moment;
but still the lawyer hoped and waited for a lucky opportunity. All this
time the old negro kept going in and out of the room and trying to
convey to the lawyer, by a sign now and then, the fact that he would do
well to make the best of his way out of the house. Mr. G. gave him a
nod, just to show him he was quite determined to follow his advice; and
he particularly remarked how thankful poor Pompey seemed to find that at
last some one understood what he meant.
During the evening Mr. Hutchinson frequently asked what o’clock it was,
and every time Mr. G. produced his watch he noticed how his host seemed
to gaze at it, and examine it as carefully as if he had never seen such
a thing before. At last Mr. G. said, ‘My watch appears to have a great
fascination for you.’ These harmless words produced a strange effect on
the man; he turned first red and then pale; and asked angrily, ‘What do
you mean?’ but, before the other could answer, Hutchinson left the room
with some indistinct words about shooting pigeons. Mr. G. jumped out of
the low window in a second, and set off down the hill as fast as he
could; but he had the presence of mind to avail himself of every scrap
of cover, and these battlements did him good service as shelter. Under
their friendly lee he skirted the mound, and soon struck once more into
the bridle path, with his face turned in the direction in which he meant
to look for his client.
It was about ten o’clock at night—late for Jamaica hours, where
everybody gets up almost at daybreak—when Mr. G. knocked with his
knuckles at the little jalousie door of the ‘great house’ on the estate
where he hoped to find his friend, and, in answer to the cheery ‘Come
in’ of its owner, presented himself in rather a muddy and dirty state.
Great was the astonishment of the hospitable planter to see a ‘white
buckra’ in such a plight, and still greater was his surprise at Mr. G.’s
first inquiry, ‘Where is Ferrars?’ ‘He left this two days ago to ride
over to Friendship estate,’ was the answer; and then the planter added,
‘But what on earth are you doing here at such an hour of the night, in
so great a mess, and without your horse?’ ‘You may well ask,’ said Mr.
G.; ‘I’ve had to get away as best I could from “Edinburgh Castle;” and
I’m certain of one thing, either Hutchinson is stark staring mad, and
ought to be locked up, or else there is something wrong about the whole
affair. He would not let me go on any terms, turned my horse adrift
after I had securely fastened it up to a post, and then pretended it had
got away; and he kept wanting to know the hour every five minutes, and
gloating over my watch as if he expected me to give it to him, and all
the time he had a much handsomer one himself. But what I want to know
is, Where is Ferrars? He has never reached Friendship, and if he does
not sign these papers to-morrow, they will be too late for the mail.’
Mr. G. said all this in a very excited way; so, as the first thing
everybody thinks of in Jamaica is fever, the planter’s only reply was,
‘Show us your tongue, my good fellow,’ at the same time laying his hand
on his pulse. Now it is not pleasant to be considered delirious when you
are only anxious, and Mr. G. got very angry at the supposition that he
was ill; but it took some time before he could convince his startled
host that there really was any cause for uneasiness about Mr. Ferrars.
He can’t have lost his way,’ argued the planter, ‘for he knew the track
perfectly, and it is quite a straight path; he started early the day
before yesterday in perfect health, on a capital nag, and with a
beautiful day before him; he must be all right.’ ‘But where is he?’
repeated the lawyer. ‘I waited till the last moment for him at
Friendship; if he were anywhere on the road I must have met him; there
is no house at which he could have turned in except ‘Edinburgh Castle;’
I asked Hutchinson whether he had seen him; he said Ferrars had not
called in there at all; but Pompey was groaning and fidgeting about the
whole time in the oddest way!’ The two gentlemen sat up late that night
discussing what was best to be done, and the earliest dawn of the next
day saw them in their saddles and on the road to Spanish Town. Here they
had a long talk with the governor and one or two friends of Mr. Ferrars,
which resulted in a hurried journey back again; and so well had their
horses carried them, that, before twenty-four hours were over, the whole
party, consisting of Mr. G. and the planter, with the addition of a
magistrate and a constable, found themselves at the little wooden gate
which served as an entrance to the fortifications of ‘Edinburgh Castle.’
Here everything was unchanged; Pompey appeared as usual to hold their
horses, shaking as if he had an ague-fit, and peering up into Mr. G.’s
face with a wistful glance more like an old monkey than a human being.
Mr. Hutchinson seemed rather absent, but was as cool and impassive as
ever. It was a very awkward moment, and each wondered why the other did
not say something; but they all found it difficult to give words to
their suspicions and uneasiness. However, matters were brought to a
point by Mr. Hutchinson’s giving his usual hospitable order of ‘luncheon
directly, Pompey.’ Mr. G. said afterwards that he felt an instinctive
dislike to the idea of breaking bread under that roof; so he refused the
offer, adding, ‘The fact is, Mr. Hutchinson, we are very uneasy about
poor Ferrars; he has been traced as far as this, but we cannot hear of
him afterwards; we have brought a search warrant with us, and we call
upon you to afford us every assistance in your power towards finding
him, alive or dead.’ Hutchinson stared dreamily about him and murmured
his usual question, ‘What o’clock is it?’ Whereupon the magistrate
struck in with, ‘Oh it’s quite early; lots of daylight left;’ but the
doomed man did not attempt to disarm the fast-growing suspicions of his
visitors, for he looked at his own watch, then opened a drawer and drew
out poor Mr. Ferrars’ gold watch and chain with the heavy dangling bunch
of seals which it was the fashion for gentlemen to wear in those
far-past-away days.
As if they had but one voice the three horror-stricken lookers-on
exclaimed, ‘Good heavens! Ferrars’ watch.’ And before any answer could
be given the constable called out, ‘Look at the nigger!’ They turned
their heads to see poor old Pompey on his knees, with uplifted hands, at
his stern master’s feet, crying, ‘O mas’r! me tell you let buckra ‘lone;
me tell you him be found. Pompey savy (know) dem sure come look for
Mas’r Ferrars. Now duppy (evil spirit) catch us all, for we hab no more
bisness in de kingdom of heaben dan my hog hab in de gubner’s garden. O
my king, my king!’ The constable gave one stride and laid his heavy hand
on the abject creature’s shoulder saying, ‘Now, look here, darky; what
you have got to do is to make a clean breast of it, sharp. We know right
well there’s been some foul play with that poor gentleman, and if you
want to save your precious neck you just turn king’s evidence, and tell
us all you know about it, and we’ll see you safe through the job.’
Pompey seemed quite speechless, and only gazed with a despairing stare
into the dark impenetrable face before him, moaning and murmuring,
‘Duppy’ll hold me.’ The constable was afraid the old man would have a
fit, and perhaps be rendered useless as a guide or helper to them in
their sad search; so he picked him up like a baby, and carried him out
into the sunshine; but Pompey quaked and shivered as much under the
glowing beautiful blue arch all flooded with light and warmth, as he had
done in the dark little room. As for Hutchinson he seemed to have spoken
his last word, so profound was his silence, never to be broken again on
earth, for people say he was perfectly silent at his trial.
The party held a brief and hurried consultation, which ended in their
separating into two divisions. The constable produced the traditional
handcuffs without which they seem never to stir, at least in a story;
and he and the magistrate remained to watch the man whom they did not
know whether to look upon as mad or a murderer, whilst Mr. G. and the
planter went out to try and see what could be made of the poor old
negro. The planter was a kindhearted good man, well accustomed to
dealing with his own slaves, who all loved and respected him; so he
undertook to question Pompey, and he managed so well to soothe and
encourage the trembling creature, that at last he picked himself up and
stood quivering before them, his face of an ashen grey colour in spite
of the black skin over it, saying, ‘Pompey’ll tell white buckra all
‘bout it, dat best ting to do.’ But no words would come, so he turned
away telling them to ‘come ‘long,’ and led the way down the hillock
towards a thick uncleared part of the forest. A very few yards brought
them to a place where, on close examination of the brushwood growing
luxuriantly round it, could be seen a little opening in the earth like
the mouth of a well. Pompey set to work and lifted up the long branches
of supple-jack and other forest creepers which had stretched themselves
across the space. Five minutes work was enough to show that the opening
was much larger than it appeared to be at first, and of a great depth.
‘Don’t go too near, mas’r,’ gasped Pompey, struggling with a great
flower-laden vine; ‘him berry slippy.’ The two friends went as close as
they dared, but nothing was to be seen except a deep pit where all was
inky darkness. ‘Man alive, you don’t mean to say Mr. Ferrars is down
_there_,’ they exclaimed. ‘Eess, mas’r,’ said Pompey with wonderful
composure; ‘Mas’r Huchisson him kill Mas’r Ferrars quite dead up dere,
take him watch ’way, den Pompey drag him down here come night, heave him
in; eess, mas’r, jest so.’
Few and simple as were the negro’s words they contained the whole truth;
there was nothing to be added or taken away. That was just what had
befallen not only Mr. Ferrars but many another solitary traveller
besides. Their lives hung upon the answer to the invariable question,
asked by Hutchinson, ‘What’s o’clock.’ If the unfortunate guest
possessed a watch, his doom was sealed; he was detained at the castle on
some pretence or the other, sometimes by almost forcible means, and
murdered in the night, his watch taken from him, and his dead body
handed over to Pompey to dispose of. The negro seems never to have kept
anything for his own use except, on one occasion, a warm waistcoat, and
on another a pair of boots. As soon as the day dawned again over the
blood-stained roof, Pompey’s custom was to drag the body to the edge of
this deep abyss, and after removing the creepers and branches which
formed such a smiling covering to the grave-like shaft, he tumbled the
corpse in. When once Pompey found his tongue, and perceived that no
supernatural events followed his words, he seemed to derive relief from
‘making a clean breast of it;’ and I think we can all understand a
little, what a comfort confession must have been to the poor sin-laden
wretch whose superstitions had made him an accomplice in such
cold-blooded wickedness. He now jabbered incessantly, and described with
terrible minuteness how some were heavy and some were light to drag down
that pretty picturesque path; how he used to be obliged to call Mr.
Hutchinson to shoot the victim’s horse, for he could not find it in his
heart to kill the creature he had fed and stabled the night before, and
who had looked round on him with a grateful whinny when he entered the
stable in the morning to lead him out to his death. Hutchinson taught
Pompey to bring the horse to the edge of this well after he had flung
the poor murdered rider down it; and, whilst the negro held the bridle,
Hutchinson put a pistol to its head and shot it dead, after which he
would walk calmly back to the house and read, or garden or amuse himself
in some innocent way, whilst Pompey huddled the quivering mass, which a
moment before had been a horse, down this horrible place. The saddle and
bridle and everything belonging to the victim was also flung down, and
the branches replaced, until some other chance should bring a visitor
possessed of a watch to the fatal threshold of ‘Edinburgh Castle.’
Papa lifted Jessie and me off our ponies, tied the reins to the stump of
a tree, and led us to this well. I don’t know why I should call it a
well, for there was nothing to make one think it had ever been used for
such a purpose; the surrounding country is well watered by springs, so
the Carribs would not have been likely to have taken the trouble of
digging to such a vast depth for water, when there was plenty on the
surface; and the Spaniards, who ceded the island to us, certainly had
not had anything to do with it. Just after these terrible discoveries
people tried to go down the shaft in a bucket with lanterns and ropes,
but the air was too foul, and they never could get beyond a ledge which
projected at an immense depth, and where poor Mr. Ferrars’ body was
found. Below this all seemed a bottomless pit, and Papa told us that he
had once gone there in the company of an engineer officer, who had
attempted to measure it with a stop watch by throwing a stone of a
certain weight down, and by calculating how many feet it had fallen in
so many seconds. He was able to find out the depth as far as the ledge I
have told you of; but the most intent listening with his ear to the
ground failed to detect the least sound or splash when the stone was
thrown perfectly straight down, so this terrible grave must have been
almost fathomless.
Of course Jessie and I asked Papa a great many more questions, and he
told us further, that in Hutchinson’s bedroom was found a chest with
between thirty and forty watches in it, many of which were identified as
belonging to some of the missing travellers, but, as some of them could
not be traced, it is quite possible that he had got them through the
same murderous means in other countries. It was very extraordinary that
nothing whatever could be discovered about this man’s past life. There
was a strong impression abroad that he was a Scotchman, but no trace was
to be found of his having even lived anywhere in that part of the world.
He had evidently travelled a good deal, though, when the few survivors
of his hospitality came to compare notes, they could not call to mind a
word he had said which gave them a clue to any particular place. No
persuasions would induce Hutchinson himself to open his lips. If it had
not been for his earnest attention to everything which was said at his
trial, one might have supposed he was deaf; but he never once lost his
presence of mind, or forgot himself sufficiently to utter a sound. The
counsel who defended him laid great stress on this silence, and tried to
persuade the jury that he was what is called a monomaniac, that is, mad
upon _one_ subject; but I fancy people were not so merciful in those
days as they are now, and the plea of insanity did not serve him as an
excuse; he was hung in chains at Kingston (I think), in the presence of
an immense crowd.
During all the years I knew Jamaica there was only one execution among
the negroes, and the opinion I formed of them during that time did not
at all prepare me for the news of the extraordinary outburst four years
ago, which you may easily hear all about if you inquire. But as this
execution was the just punishment of the most cruel and unnatural act
ever heard of, and as I took an immense interest in the trial, perhaps
you would like me to tell you about it.
Our house in Spanish Town was one of those built long ago by the
Spaniards, and, although only of wood, was as fresh and good as when
new. Outside it resembled all the others, being painted of a light stone
colour, with bright green jalousies round three sides of it. This
fashion used always to make the houses look in my eyes exactly like
those out of a box of toys, and they were also not unlike them in shape.
Inside, however, the old Spanish builders had left us the most splendid
carved door and window-frames of mahogany, which was now as black as
ebony from age, and the floors were exactly like a beautiful
old-fashioned dining table, quite dark, and polished every day until
they shone like looking-glasses. When I returned to Jamaica after I was
grown up, I used to think it the prettiest sight in the world to see a
little baby-creature toddling over these shining mirror-like floors,
clad in only one scanty garment, and with its lovely marble feet and
limbs reflected as it crawled or staggered about. There was only one
thing prettier, and that was to see the same baby asleep on its bright
coloured straw mat which was laid on the floor, no covering on except
the tiny cambric shirt I have mentioned, and lying under an extinguisher
made of thin net stretched over a bamboo frame, to keep the mosquitoes
from biting it. These were the little white ‘piccaninnies;’ but both
Jessie and I had many pets among the black babies belonging to the
servants. They were dear little creatures, so glossy and funny, always
fat and good-humoured; and there was no doubt about their being clean,
for the simple reason that they were always splashing and dashing about
in the river, which ran a couple of hundred yards from the door. The
‘Rio del Cobra,’ or Snake river, so called because it turns and winds
like a snake, took a lovely bend just above our house; and, if I shut my
eyes, I can see, as in a magic glass, the whole picture. I see the black
grooms clad in white suits with bare feet and head leading the horses
down to water. Some have already reached the stream, and the horses are
standing up to their girths in the cool water looking the picture of
enjoyment. A little higher up are some large flat stones, and on these
half-a dozen stout buxom negresses are banging away and beating our
clothes, singing, laughing, and chattering the while. These are our
housemaids, and every day, after they have washed out the whole house
with the juice of the Seville orange and water, they collect whatever
clothes or house-linen has been used the day before and march off to
this river, where they remain till sunset, engaged in destroying the
things, as Mamma used to say; then, whilst we are out driving in the
evening, they wash the whole house out again. So you see we were very
clean; had we scrubbed and washed less incessantly, the insects would
have eaten us all up, for the least scrap of dust or dirt served as a
nursery to scorpions, ants, fleas, and all sorts of horrid things. But
to come back to my picture of the stream. On its shore is a perfect
flight of black children paddling about in the water, and enjoying
themselves exactly in duck-fashion; they dare not venture far beyond the
shining shallows, for a little way out the noble river sweeps by with a
strong resistless current. Its banks are fringed down to the water’s
edge with beautiful trees, whose exquisite green foliage shows that
their roots are ever drinking from this fountain of their life; and in
their branches a thousand birds find homes, and add by their whistling
and chirruping to all the joyous sounds on the river’s bank this bright
tropical day.
Between our house and the ‘Cobra,’ however, lies what is called a
‘grass-piece,’ or paddock, of the tall Guinea grass, which you will find
mentioned elsewhere, and which brings me to my story. In this field were
several fine trees, under whose shade the horses loved to stand when
they were turned out to graze. It was a very common thing for goats to
get through its strong prickly fence, and eat up the horses’ grass, much
to our coachman’s wrath and indignation; so Jessie and I were not at all
surprised to hear one night what we thought was the bleating of a kid in
the enclosure. At breakfast next morning we spoke of this, and soon
afterwards Papa sent one of the men-servants to drive the supposed kid
out. ‘Duke’ (short for Marmaduke) returned to say he could not find any
trace of a kid, nor was there a gap in the fence by which one could have
got in; but as Jessie and I had been kept awake almost the whole night
by the sounds, we knew we could not have dreamt them. I must explain to
you that there was no other bedroom at that side of the house, and our
morning rooms were far away, so we had no chance of hearing the noise in
the daytime. Towards the afternoon we remembered our fancied enemy, and
begged Papa to send some one else to see about it; but, after listening
some time at the gate of the paddock, he said, ‘Oh! it has got out now,
I think, for there is not a sound, and the men trample the grass down so
much, that I don’t like their going in more than is necessary.’ We were
obliged to confess that he was right next morning, for the silence of
the tropical night, never very profound, had been deeper than usual.
During the course of the next day, whilst we were working away very hard
at our music and drawing, in the pretty shaded room which Jessie and I
called our ‘den,’ Mamma came in looking rather pale and agitated. Before
we could ask what was the matter, she said, ‘Do you remember that noise
in the grass-piece? It was not a kid at all, but a child’s voice which
you heard. Oh, the poor little creature! to have suffered such torture
so near us;’ and then Mamma did what many of your mammas would be very
likely to do under the same excitement, she sat down on a chair and
began to sob and cry as if her heart was breaking; and Jessie and I were
nearly as bad when we heard what had happened.
A little way from us lived a negress of the most violent temper. She was
respectably married and very well off; but neither her husband nor her
children had much comfort, owing to her constant fits of passion. Mamma
knew her quite well, and had often tried to teach her how wrong it was
to give way to these furies. Whilst the lecture lasted, ‘Clara’ would
appear quite penitent, and promise the sweet gentle ‘missis,’ whom
everybody loved, that she would try to restrain herself; but she soon
forgot or broke her word. On this occasion some ‘new sugar’ was wanted,
and Clara sent her youngest child to fetch some, giving it a ‘quattie,’
or small silver coin worth three-halfpence, to pay for it. Poor Emmy
toddled off with her can and her quattie, and performed her errand quite
nicely; but unfortunately the can had no lid, and the sight as well as
the smell of new sugar proved too much for her little principles. I
wonder how many of us, big or little, would have resisted such a
temptation? I should not like to say too much about my own honesty under
similar circumstances, for I think sugar in this stage is the most
delicious thing in the whole world, so we must be very indulgent in our
judgment on poor little two-years-old Emmy. As she trotted down the
shady lane which led to the village by the river-side, she dipped first
one small chubby black finger into the liquid sugar and sucked it, and
then another, and so on till, by the time home was reached, the can was
more than half empty, and Emmy’s smeared face and hands told their own
tale of the fate of the sugar. The child was too young to understand
threats or scoldings, so Clara’s fury had no means of venting itself in
its usual storm of reproaches. She was in one of her most wicked and
reckless moods that day, and she led off the wretched baby (for she was
not much more), muttering something about teaching her not to be a
‘tief.’ By and bye she returned without Emmy, but neither her husband
nor the neighbours dared to question her. They supposed that she had
gone with the child to her mother’s cottage and left it there, which had
been her custom if she wanted to get rid of it for a day or two. But
what do you think this dreadful woman had done? She had taken her child
into our grass-piece for two reasons: first, she had observed a huge
ants’ nest at the foot of one of the trees; and, secondly, she knew that
the grass was in a certain stage of its growth when it destroys it to be
touched; so the gates are fastened up, and the long blades of grass left
alone to grow six feet high!
On her way to the tree she picked up a rusty reaping-hook, used by the
grass-cutters for mowing the grass, and also a piece of rope dropped by
them. We cannot tell whether she left home with this awful plan in her
head, or whether it was suggested to her by the sight of the great black
cone more than three feet high, where a whole colony of ants had
established themselves for many a long day; but when Clara reached this
spot, she used the reaping-hook to hack out a large hole in the middle
of the nest, and into this she deliberately put poor unfortunate Emmy,
throwing her one little striped blue and white garment down by the side
of the tree, where it was afterwards found, and then she fastened the
child securely into its frightful prison by tying the rope around its
body and passing it also round the tree. It is supposed that the
infuriated ants attacked the child instantly, and that their sharp
stings overcame her fear and dread of her mother so much, that she
probably screamed, and Clara may have thought her victim’s cries would
be heard, for she made a gag of leaves, and securely stuffed Emmy’s
little mouth with them. She then went away, to lead her usual idle, easy
life, leaving the miserable child to what she must have known would be a
certain, though slow and agonising, death. The sounds Jessie and I heard
were Emmy’s stifled wails. Oh, the poor little creature! I cannot bear
to think of what she must have endured, although so many years have
passed since then; but I have a vivid recollection of the pain which I
have often felt from one nip given by the strong pincers a large black
ant carries in front of him. Fancy being devoured by thousands of such
cruel bites! and yet that was Emmy’s fate, the punishment for a babyish
error.
Her little skeleton was not found for two or three days as you know; the
man who went to look for the reaping-hook he had lost made this awful
discovery; every scrap of flesh had been eaten off the child’s bones;
and if they had been bleaching there for a century, they could not have
been cleaner or whiter. Clara did not attempt to deny what she had done;
perhaps she had the sense to know any such denial would have been
useless. She had been seen to enter the grass-piece leading the sobbing
baby, and its poor little shirt lying at the foot of the tree, with the
smears of the sugar still on it, would have risen up in witness against
the savage mother. Her trial was a short one, and I can hardly describe
to you the state of excitement everyone was in whilst it lasted. She was
hung early one morning, and I think I may safely say that no criminal in
the world was ever greeted on the scaffold with such yells of
execration. The whole population of the town, and of all the surrounding
country assembled in the great open space where the gallows-tree was
planted; and I am told that there was but one feeling expressed by every
black or coloured person present, that no punishment was too heavy for
such deliberate cruelty. Clara met her death quite bravely, and never
expressed the least sorrow for her crime. The same spirit of sullen
defiance, which she had so often indulged in during happier times, stood
her instead of resignation or courage at this terrible moment. Her
wickedness was the more remarkable, as the negro women make the most
affectionate and devoted nurses, both to children and sick people. They
are very clever in this capacity, and as kindhearted as clever; so it is
no wonder that every negress in the island cried out in horror and
indignation against Clara.
_THE GRAVE BY THE RAKAIA._
I am afraid this will not be a very merry story; but I find that
children sometimes like to hear a sad tale, and they will certainly
learn as they grow older, that life is not all fun and laughter. It is
full of stories as sad and as true as this; but the bravest men have
often the tenderest hearts, and so, perhaps, the boldest and gayest of
my little friends may be touched by a tale of suffering and death.
One lovely spring morning in New Zealand I went out for a ride with my
husband: he wanted to look at what is called there an ‘out-station,’
that is, a hut far away from the homestead, and from all the bustle and
life which surrounds the woolsheds, sheep-yards, and accessories of a
prosperous settler’s new home in that new world. We left behind us the
paddocks of English grass and clover, the patches of oats for the
horses, my own little pet acre of wheat, grown expressly for my numerous
fowls and pigeons, the garden sloping down to the creek, the young
plantations whose growth we watched so anxiously, and whose enemy, the
strong north-west wind, was on this balmy morning slumbering peacefully
in his cave far away among the mountains. Going out for a ride in
England is a very different affair from a New Zealand excursion. _Here_,
you have only to coax papa to give the order to the groom, and then it
is all settled; you mount quietly and set off (quietly also, I hope,
though I rather doubt it). _There_, the first thing necessary was to
catch the horses. Sometimes they were out on the run, and it took a man
with a great stockwhip a long time to get them in: then they had to be
brushed and cleaned, and at last the saddles were put on, and we
started. I had the usual bag fastened to the pommel of my saddle, with a
new book, the last English papers, and some numbers of ‘Good Words,’ or
the ‘Leisure Hour,’ or the ‘Sunday at Home,’ for the poor lonely man
whom we were going to see. The moment we appeared in the verandah, all
the dogs set up a loud barking and jumping, each wanting to accompany
their master, but only steady old Hector was allowed to come. Garry, and
Queen, and Sharp, all pull at the chains which fasten them to their
kennels, and howl dismally. Nettle, my little terrier, comes out in the
verandah, stretching himself with a self-satisfied air, as much as to
say, ‘I know _I_ may come;’ but I can tell, by the coaxing expression of
his brown eyes, that he has secret misgivings, and his worst fears are
soon realised by my carrying him off to the cook to be taken care of and
consoled during my absence. Then, as soon as the question about the dogs
is settled, I have to make it known to the fowls and ducks, which
surround me instantly, that I have no intention of giving them a second
breakfast; and I have to elude the affectionate caresses of the pet
calves, who leave their favourite amusement of trying to pull the
clothes off the line, to come and playfully butt at me. ‘Julia’ is
getting too big for these games, and she tried to kill me once by
running, with her head down, between my horse’s forelegs, just as I was
mounting, causing it to rear, and throw me off again.
However, we surmounted all these little difficulties on this particular
morning, and set off; the horses caracolling with sheer high spirits as
we walked them down the paddock; Hector frisking about more like a puppy
than an elderly colley of great experience; and we ourselves saying
every now and then, ‘Is not this delicious.’ There is such a sense of
freedom in the open country, such freshness and brightness in the
feeling of the air; it is warm without being oppressive, cool without a
chill. Before we had gone 300 yards from the house there was a wide
creek to be jumped, and our horses were so clever that they always knew
exactly where the banks were sound, and would not cross anywhere except
at the place they thought best. As we cantered up the sunny flat which
stretched behind the house, and wound among the low downs for miles, we
startled hundreds of sheep and lambs who were feeding on the young
undergrowth of _blue_ grass which lay sheltered beneath the tall waving
tussocks. The lambs were so wild and so strong, that, the moment they
saw or heard us, the whole flock would make for the nearest hill; and I
have often watched a tiny newborn lamb keeping up with its mother,
jumping from rock to rock like a goat. I delighted to see them at play;
if we rode very softly round a corner, we sometimes came upon a large
semicircle of old sheep standing gravely together, just like mammas at a
party, watching their children amusing themselves and in the open space
there were perhaps several hundred white lambs, jumping, frisking, and
bounding about; butting at each other, running round and round, chasing
one another. Our appearance caused a startled silence for half a moment,
and then the whole flock would be off like a flash of lightning, amid
much calling and answering from young and old, whilst Hector gazed in
his master’s face, asking with speaking eyes, if he should go and bring
them all back?
We cantered gaily along till we came to the foot of a range of hills;
followed the sheep track which led us across a low saddle, through
another valley, across a higher range; and then we dropped down to the
most lonely place I ever saw in my life. The downs, which we had
hitherto crossed, were succeeded by gaunt bare hills stretching away as
far as the eye could reach, rising higher and higher till the snowy
range stood out sharp and clear from the glorious blue sky. We were on
the borders of the ‘back country,’ a vague term used to denote the
inferior land behind that which has already been taken up for
sheep-runs. There were several thousand sheep probably among these
desolate hills, but they had gone up to the higher ranges for their
summer pasture, and the stillness was oppressive. Not a tree broke the
monotony of the yellow tussocks, or brown and gray rocks, not a twitter
or chirrup could be heard, only the startled cry of a woodhen, or
‘weka,’ gliding swiftly from its cover in a flax bush.
We had ridden for a few miles along the high bank of the Rakaia, a
river, or rather a roaring torrent, gushing from the snowy mountains;
our path for sometime had followed a narrow strip of flat land which
separated the foot of the hills from the stream, when I noticed a little
enclosure, close under a terraced bank about eight feet high. A few
minutes’ canter brought us to it, and then I saw it was a wooden fence
surrounding a grave. On the opposite bank of the river was a settlement,
or ‘home station,’ and we could hear the dogs barking, and the men’s
voices; but these sounds only made the solitude and loneliness of the
spot where we stood more oppressive. The bright sunshine did not even
touch it, for the shadow of a great mountain fell across and made the
air chill. Involuntarily whispering I asked, ‘Why did they bury the poor
fellow out here in this desolate spot, away from everybody and
everything,’ and then F. told me the tale I am going to tell you.
A few years ago, in what is now called ‘the early days’ of the colony, a
young surveyor came out to try his fortune in the new country. He was
very much liked, knew his profession thoroughly, and got on as well as
possible. He had just time to write home to the loving friends left
behind, to tell them how happy he was, and how bright his prospects
seemed in this fresh young world, when he received an order from the
Government to start on a long journey to survey this very ‘back
country.’ He was to be well paid for his work, and at each of the
distant stations where he intended to put up, he was sure of the most
cordial welcome. F. saw him as he was starting on this journey, whose
end was here, and he described him as being full of health and spirits.
In those days any thing like an enclosure was very rare, even near a
house, and throughout his expedition the young man had many difficulties
to contend with. When he reached a station the only way of securing the
horse he rode and the packhorse which carried the tin case with his
papers, his saddle-bags, &c., was to tether them by a long rope, which
was fastened to a flax bush or Ti-ti palm. Now the New Zealand horses
are very clever and very cunning; they soon know when they have a ‘new
chum’ to deal with; and these two horses were the plague of the young
surveyor’s life. When he awoke in the morning his first thought was
whether they had escaped, and he too often found that, in spite of his
precautions over night, the words with which his host generally greeted
him were, ‘Well, your horses are off.’ There was nothing for it but to
track them, and by availing himself of the experience of the older hands
around him, the truants were always recovered; but, though many an hour
was wasted in these pursuings, the early winter days of June found him
hurrying back to Christchurch with the materials for his report all
collected.
He had reached a station about ten miles from this spot where we stood,
and distant about seventy miles from the town. From thence the horses
once more escaped; but a shepherd, belonging to the homestead I have
mentioned on the opposite bank of the river, came with a message early
the next morning, and said that he had seen two strange horses, whose
appearance he described, feeding quietly among a ‘mob’ on their flat. It
was a lovely, bright winter’s day, and the surveyor determined to walk
over the hills to this homestead, catch his horses, cross the river, and
sleep there that night, making his final stage to Christchurch next day.
His host promised to send his valise and papers down to town to meet
him, on a dray which was just starting by a longer route, and the poor
fellow set off full of health and spirits, with a crust of bread and a
flask of cold tea in his pocket. He sent everything down by the dray
except a little notebook, took a flax stick in his hand, and with a
cheery good-bye started fairly off, whistling as he stepped out. His
host’s parting words were an injunction to him not to dawdle on the way,
and a warning of how soon these bright short winter days turn into a
dark and often foggy afternoon.
That was the last glimpse which anyone had of poor Charlie —— in life.
The drayman took his things down to town, deposited them at one of the
rude little wooden publichouses which in those days were called hotels,
and returned home. A week later people began to ask each other, ‘Have
you heard anything of Charlie ——?’ No one had seen him since those
friendly eyes had watched him round the corner of the last turning, and
then lost sight of him for ever. Inquiries were made at the homestead on
the banks of the Rakaia, which resulted in the discovery that he had
never arrived there: his horses were still feeding in the sheltered
valley where the shepherd had seen them. It took only a short time to
organise a regular search along the track between the stations: this
continued for two days without even a sign being found to show that any
human being had ever trodden those desolate hills. On the third morning,
just such a bright, sparkling day as the one on which Charlie —— set
out, the dogs came whimpering and whining back to their master’s side.
Colleys are not of any use as sleuth hounds; they are only wise and
learned about sheep; but they showed the instinctive uneasiness in the
neighbourhood of a sudden or violent death which all the nobler brutes
feel. Still there were many hours of patient search before the men came
upon what was not far from them when first the dogs returned from their
mad gambols to walk soberly at their masters’ heels.
There, below this little terrace, which he could have jumped down
without injury, was a weather-stained, rain-sodden body in Charlie ——’s
clothes. It lay on its face, and underneath it, safe and dry, was the
little pocket book: the arms were extended, and the hands much cut and
torn; but what was more shocking than all was to find that _both_ the
legs were broken. Rough strong hands, whose touch became gentle as a
mother’s through the magic of pity, turned the poor stiffened figure
over and tried to close the wide-staring eyes gazing sightlessly up into
the bright heaven above. Some of the party remained to watch, whilst
others recrossed the river to fetch picks and spades. The short
afternoon was hardly long enough to give time for a grave to be dug,
wide as well as deep, for those frozen arms could not be bent, but, just
as darkness closed in, the sorrowful task was finished, and the mourners
returned slowly and sadly to light, and warmth, and the sound of human
voices, leaving him who had specially delighted in all these things,
lying in his lonely grave. After the supper-tea, with which a New
Zealand day ‘up-country’ is closed, they drew round the fire, having
first packed up carefully his watch, a lock of his hair, and a tuft of
grass which had been held tight in one clenched hand, to be sent home to
his relations. Before the little pocket book was added to the collection
it was examined, and was found to contain the history of those sad days.
The first entry, in trembling pencil strokes, was dated the morning
after the day on which he had left the distant station; it told briefly
how the accident had happened. He had lost his way and wandered about
all day. He tried to keep within sound of the waters of the Rakaia, as
he knew his destination lay on its opposite bank, and at last to his
great joy he saw the lights and heard the sounds of a homestead. A more
experienced traveller would have ‘camped’ under a flax bush and
‘coo-éd,’ or waited till the moon rose, or in fact done anything but
what poor Charlie did, which was to hurry on, tired and footsore,
through the pitchy darkness, stumbling at every second step, till he
walked over the short but abrupt descent beneath which his poor body was
found. He wrote at first with hope; he said he had waited for a gleam of
light to see where he was, for he found he could not move either of his
legs; he felt them snap like sticks, he wrote; but he meant to try and
drag himself up the little terrace so as to be more easily seen, and he
must have made the attempt by the state of his hands and clothes. There
was only one more intelligible and connected entry dated the next day.
He had spent all the intervening hours in trying to better his position,
and to attract the attention of those on the other side of the river. He
trusted to a shepherd passing on his way to a boundary; alas! the river
was sufficient boundary for miles along its banks, and no shepherd was
likely to come that way. He wrote that he had shrieked and screamed for
help till his voice was quite gone; that the anguish he endured made him
pray for a speedy death; and that, before the night, whose piercing cold
he felt sure he could not again survive, he intended to exert all his
remaining strength to turn over on his face, partly to keep the book dry
in his breast, partly to prevent the hawks from tearing out his eyes.
Then came a few words saying, he had suffered much from thirst, an adieu
to his mother more pathetic in its brief good night than pages of
leave-taking, a prayer for a speedy end to his life of torture, and his
initials scrawled over the page. Soon after tracing these he must have
died.
I heard of one more such accident whilst I was in New Zealand, and that
was to a poor shepherd who went to give what is called a ‘drafting
notice’ to the next run. You are obliged to send and tell all your
neighbours when you muster your sheep, at shearing and other times, so
that any which may have strayed on to your feeding grounds may be
claimed by their rightful owners. Each sheep has a device stamped on it
every year after it has been shorn; this is called the ‘brand;’ besides
which a little mark is put on each ear, so you can easily tell your own
sheep at a glance; indeed, I have heard of a celebrated colley, who was
supposed to know his master’s brand, and to be able to pick the sheep
belonging to him out of a mixed mob! Well, this shepherd, ‘Joe’ by name,
never came back; but it happened that just then there was a great rush
to some wonderful Gold fields near, and it was no uncommon thing for a
shepherd to go out in the morning, and, instead of returning, send a
message to say he had gone to the diggings; so, although no such message
came from Joe, his master never doubted but that he had started to look
for a fortune in the wintry torrent of a New Zealand river.
Months afterwards a lad was eel-fishing in a creek which ran between the
two stations, and as he strolled along its banks looking for a deep hole
wherein to cast his simple tackle—a few yards of strong twine and a
large hook, baited with a bit of mutton—he came to a new place where the
banks had been washed away by a recent heavy fresh, and a splendid basin
formed. Here he prepared to throw in a line, fasten it to a flax bush,
and then go on to search for another favourable spot. The water was
clear, and on the shining shingle which paved the little pool he saw
some white bones. At first he thought of a missing bullock of his
father’s, and laying down at the edge of the stream, with a flax stick
in his hand, he tried to drag or push the bones into a shallow place
where he could reach them, but to his horror, the weight of his own body
leaning on an overhanging bush seemed to dislodge some more bones, which
had caught in its thick branches, and first a skeleton hand, and then a
foot, dropped into the bright sparkling water. The boy told me the story
himself, and described very simply and forcibly how he had felt as if
the whole thing was a ghastly dream; for in New Zealand one is seldom
brought face to face with anything worse than a lamb which has met with
an untimely fate; and to this boy, who had left England as a child, and
lived a free pastoral, life, almost removed from the knowledge of death,
these grim bones were very dreadful.
He stood in perplexity wondering if he could find his way back again
exactly to the same spot, when his eye was caught by a fluttering rag on
a thorny shrub near. He disentangled it and examined it carefully, and
then there flashed upon his mind, the distinct recollection of Joe the
shepherd having worn a flannel shirt of this peculiar kind, for he well
remembered having ‘chaffed’ him about its staring pattern of brown
foxes’ heads on a scarlet ground. He quickly returned for help to the
home station, and that evening poor Joe’s remains were collected in an
empty flour sack, and buried by the side of the stream. His skull,
easily recognised by a peculiar enormous tooth, of which he was very
proud as being a sort of _lusus naturæ_, was higher up on the steep
hill-side, and his tobacco-pouch and pipe were found a little way off.
It was then remembered that the evening he left for home a dense and
sudden fog had come on, and, as he was found far from the right track,
he must have lost his way, made a false step in the dark, and probably
broken his neck. He must at any rate have so injured himself by a fall,
as to be incapable of moving, for otherwise there was no reason why he
should not have waited till morning and then retraced his steps.
This story was told to me on my asking why a certain hill, which I very
often passed in my rides, was called ‘Golgotha.’ The shepherds had given
it that name ever since the discovery of poor Joe’s skull on its
pathless and slippery sides.
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