“What are you trying to do?” I asks.
Pretty soon I hears Magpie spit audible-like, and then:
“Dang the luck! Tried to bulldog a muley cow!”
Bulldogging is the gentle pastime of getting in front of a cow, getting
one arm under a horn and the other arm over a horn and then twisting the
critter’s neck until said critter decides to lay down. Muley cows are
exempt on account of not having any horns.
The baby seems to sympathize openly with the cows. In fact, that kid has
the only perpetual voice I ever heard.
“Hurry up with that milk!” I yelps.
I hears somebody swearing sweet and low; a cow grunts deep-like, and
then comes a dull thud.
“_Wa-a-a-a! Ma-a-a-a!_” wails the kid.
“Woof!” I hears Magpie grunt and then, “Come huh-here! Got ’um!”
I lays the baby down on the ground and crawls through the fence. A cow
sticks its cold nose in my face in the dark and uses my necktie for a
handkerchief.
“Where you got ’um?” I asks, peering around.
“Huh-here, Ike.”
I peers closer and finds Magpie down on his shoulders, with a cow’s head
in his arms. The rest of the animal is making useless jerks, trying to
get loose.
“Mum-milk it,” he stutters.
“Yes’m,” says I. “What in?”
“What in?” he grunts. “In your huh-hat.”
“Like ----! In my new Stetson? Not any milk, thanks. Give me your hat,
Magpie.”
“Lost it. You danged-- Sh-h-h-h!”
Then we heard footsteps approaching on horseback. Up that line fence
comes some indistinct shapes. We hears the creak of saddles, and then
somebody curses a loose cinch. They stops right near to us, and we holds
the cow and our breaths.
“Can’t do much until daylight,” opines a voice. “Never catch anything
busting around in the dark.”
“Ain’t you got that cinch fixed yet, Mort?” asks another voice.
“_Wa-a-a-a-a!_”
We hears a couple of broncs move quick. Somebody swears.
“What in made that noise?” grunts somebody.
“Rabbit, I reckon,” chuckles the feller who is fixing his cinch. “You’re
a fine posse. Like a nervous bunch of old women. Well, let’s go.”
They drifts away in the dark, and me and Magpie wipes the perspiration
off our brows.
“Thank the Lord for the little rabbits!” grunts Magpie. “Now get busy on
the dairy proposition, Ike. I’ll buy you a new hat.”
I ain’t no milkmaid. All my life I’ve punched cows, prospected, gambled
a little and played deputy to Magpie while he was sheriff. I’ve always
put milk in the same class with water--meek and mild. I’m not qualified
to pail a cow--not even gentle cows, but under the existing
circumstances I tries to do my duty.
The baby raises its voice in discords; so I hurries to get it a grub
stake.
Magpie is holding firm; so I takes off my new hat and kneels down on the
ground. Then I got up on my feet, walked around to the other end of the
critter and told Magpie what I thought of him as a cow-man. We had a
hard time letting that critter loose without it doing us bodily harm,
and then we crawled back through the fence, and Magpie picked up our
audible off-spring.
“Well,” says he, “there’s one steer that will have something to think
about for a while, even if I did lose a sock and some skin. Wonder who
the posse was after?”
“Not us,” says I, holding my hands over my ears to shut out the wails of
misery coming from that bundle. “Where in thunder do we find something
to appease that kid’s appetite?”
“Gawd only knows,” says he solemn-like, limping along in the dark. “If
it dies, you’re a murderer, Ike. I’m doing all I can to save both of
your lives.”
Then we saw a light. Over to the left of us comes a flicker from a cabin
window. Magpie turns like the needle of a compass and points straight
for the flicker.
“Where there’s light, there’s succor,” says Magpie.
“And, where it’s dark, there’s two,” I replies, and we pilgrims along,
listening to our accidental inheritance howl itself hoarse.
We seen some folks ride away from the open door before we got there; so
we waited until they are gone.
“Shall we go right in and demand a can of milk?” I asks.
“I’ve got a scheme, Ike,” says he wise-like. “I’ll go in alone with the
baby. _Sabe?_ I needs boots as bad as this kid needs food, and maybe I
can get both. I’ll tell ’em my wife died way back in the timber and that
I’m trying to get back to civilization with my child. I’ll harp on their
heartstrings until they feeds the baby and shoes Magpie. You hang
around, Ike. If we both went in, there’d be too much to explain.”
“Your scheme sounds good,” says I. “Play her plumb across the board.
Don’t refuse to take a sandwich along if they offers it, ’cause Ike
Harper is about to wail for food, too.”
Magpie limps up to the door and knocks, while I sets down on the fence
and rolls a smoke. The night seems peaceful since the wailing of the
infant has ceased, and I feel sort of free-like. Being a father must
take a lot of responsibility.
Pretty soon I gets a hankering to see what’s going on in there. I sneaks
to a side window and peeks in. I can’t get much of a view, but I can see
this much: Magpie has got his hands above his head and a resigned look
in his lean face. In front of him is a mean-looking _hombre_ with a
shotgun in his hands, and behind him stands a capable-looking female
with the meanest face I ever seen.
Then I hears the feller say to the woman:
“You take this gun and keep him setting right there, Violet, and I’ll go
after the posse. They ain’t gone very far.”
I leans against the wall and wonders out loud what kind of a place
Magpie has got into. Then the door opens, and the feller hops out and
beats it for the stable. A minute later I hears him ride away. I hears
the female say something to Magpie about him deserving something worse
than hanging. I’ve wished the same thing on Magpie lots of times, but
under the circumstances I can’t let out the job. It ain’t noways safe to
bust into that door and get the insides of a shotgun in my mainspring;
so I pokes around the cabin for a better way.
“_Wa-a-a-a! Yah-a-a-a-a!_” comes a voice from inside near where I’m
fussing with a window.
It sure gives me an idea. Without the evidence--if the kid is
evidence--they can’t do no more than let Magpie loose. So I slips the
window open easy-like and slips over the sill.
It’s almighty dark in there, but I can see a thread of light shining
through the crack in the door, and I hears the woman say:
“Set still, you villain! You deserve everything you’ve got coming.”
“I bow to superior wisdom, ma’am,” says Magpie.
Just then I finds what I seek. It gives a little squeak as I pick it up,
but I hugs it to my bosom and starts for the window--and then I stepped
on a dog!
Looking back on the episode, I’m of the opinion that the dog must ’a’
been deaf, dumb and blind--but not suffering from lockjaw. Maybe it was
one of them family heirlooms you’ll find now and then laying around in a
cabin, soaking up heat and odorizing the atmosphere with every smell
that old dog age is heir to. Anyway, this dog still retained its
youthful audibility and a certain degree of mastication, ’cause it
grabbed me by the leg just above my boot and hung on.
Such a condition made it hard for Ike Harper to show much speed. Here I
am with a baby in my arms, a dog half-way up my lap filling the air with
choking barks, and me trying to tip myself over far enough to fall out
of the window.
I’ve got my belt line over the sill when the door flies open and a voice
yelps--
“Sic’ ’em, Nero!”
Nero didn’t need any urging. In fact, I don’t reckon that Nero ever
heard her, ’cause he was doing his little best without any cheers from
the weaker sex.
I manages to twist myself over on my back, swing my free leg up
high--which gave me added weight on my outside end--and just as I sways
toward the earth I feels the hot breath of a shotgun pass over me. Nero
let loose. I reckon that Nero died with the taste of the best sourdough
on earth on his palate.
The top of my boot got fringed plentiful, and some of the shot cut fancy
designs on my knee-cap. But me and the kid landed in a heap, and I’d
tell a man that we didn’t waste no time going away.
I shoved on some extra speed, which enabled me to clear the fence, and
then I runs right into Magpie. We both grunts a greeting and lopes away
together. We puts a mile or more between us and that shack and then
stops to get our wind.
“Close call!” puffs Magpie. “By cripes! Posse hunting for a kidnaper.
Half-witted sheepherder swiped a feller’s kid ’cause the woman wouldn’t
feed him. Man back there knowed him by sight, and he identifies me as
being the shepherd. Said he was the same length and had hair on his
face.”
“Must ’a’ been mistaken, Magpie,” says I.
“Wish I’d a left the baby there,” says he, after a while. “Wish I had,
Ike. Reckon they’d ’a’ found the owner.”
“You wish you had?” I asks. “Did you say ‘wish you had?’”
“Uh-huh. Could easy, Ike. When that female heard the noise in the other
room, she ignored me; so I grabs the kid and ducked out.”
“My ----!” says I. “You got a baby with you, Magpie?”
“_Wa-a-a-a! Ma-a-a-a!_” comes from over by Magpie.
“Yah-a-a-a-a! Ma-a-a-a-a!” comes from my arms.
Neither one of us has anything to say. In fact there ain’t nothing to be
said. The insides of me are wondering whether I’m going to cuss or cry.
I feel like somebody had pushed me out of a balloon.
Pretty soon Magpie says soft-like:
“Twins! Wasn’t one enough, Ike?”
“Too many,” I agrees weak-like. “One was too many, Magpie. If Sherman
had twins, he’d never knowed there was a war.”
Where we’d only had a solo, we’ve now got a duet. If anything, the last
one had a higher voice than the first one and used several more notes.
It also seemed to get its second wind long after the first one had
stopped to pump air.
We sets there in the dark and listens. A couple of coyotes off on a
little butte tries to sing their opening song, but their voices are
drowned by the voices of children, and they sneaks away in disgust.
“We’ve got to take it back,” states Magpie sad-like. “It’s got to be
done, Ike.”
“With due caution,” I agrees. “That female is a wing-shot, if you asks
me, Magpie. Also, that posse might be there. _Sabe?_”
We sets there in the dark as long as we can stand the wailing, and, when
our nerves give out, we gets up and looks around.
“Which way lieth the shack?” inquires Magpie. “We’ve got to take that
last kid back home.”
I don’t know which way we came. It’s so dark that I can hardly see
Magpie, who is right beside me. From the north comes a feel of storm,
and a little rumble from above seems to ask us if we ain’t got sense
enough to come in out of the rain.
“Standing here ain’t going to do nothing for us,” states Magpie. “We may
point wrong and get nowhere, but our intentions are good.”
“Let us hope we strike a dairy,” says I, and we plods along again.
The Lord only knows where we went, and He likely didn’t pay much
attention. We just traveled regardless, follering the lines of least
resistance. Magpie has got so he ignores his bare feet. I reckon a
feller’s feet can get just so full of cactus and stone-bruises that
nothing can hurt ’em any more.
We drifted down a dry creek bed just as the rain began to come down on
our unprotected heads. Then we went hunting for a tree to get under. All
to once Magpie stops, and I bump into him. I hears horses smashing
through the brush. Somebody whoops, and a shot is fired. Then the noise
drifts off down the gulch.
“Posse,” informs Magpie.
“Did you think I’d mistake it for a duck hunt?” I asks.
Them kids act like we wasn’t paying enough attention to them; so they
starts another kindergarten grand opery.
“Keep your kid still!” hisses Magpie. “Want the posse to find us?”
“Make your own shut up!” I snaps right back at him, and just then we
walks right into a wall.
“Shack!” grunts Magpie.
“One wall, at least,” I agrees. “Let us foregather within and shun the
rain.”
We sneaked around to the door, which is not locked, and went in. It’s so
dark in there that we can’t see a thing, and I bumps into a bunk. I
deposits my infant on the bunk and goes hunting for something to make a
light.
“Matches all wet!” wailed Magpie. “Got any dry ones, Ike?”
“Two. But, before I find out if they’re dry, I’m going to find something
to set on fire.”
Then I fell over a box and hit my head on the floor. That made me sore.
I got up and kicked the box as hard as I could.
“Cut that out!” yelps Magpie. “Who hit me with that box? Who threw it?”
“Shut up!” I howls. “Nobody threw it-- I kicked it! Reckon I tore a toe
plumb off. Next time I----”
“Sh-h-h-h!” hisses Magpie. “Somebody coming! Let’s get out.”
He swung the door open and ducked out in the storm. That’s just like
Magpie. In danger he forgets his responsibility, and Ike Harper, who is
very cool, picks up the two babies off the bunk and follers in his wake.
Man, it sure was pouring out there. Ever’ once in a while comes a flash
of lightning, which is fine while she lasts but harder when she’s gone.
I sure flounders around a lot.
“This way, Ike!” yelps Magpie, and I follers the best I can.
A flash of light shows me a couple of fellers on horseback milling
around in the rain, and then we sure hit the high spots out of there.
After a mile or so we stops in the shelter of a washout and puffs
plentiful.
“Suffering sidewinders!” groans Magpie. “I ain’t got no feet left!
Honest to grandma, I’m a wreck from stem to stern, Ike.”
“Feller sufferer, I know how you feel,” says I. “But that ain’t no
reason for you to forget what you owes to humanity. I don’t wish to
chide no man for being absent-minded, Magpie, but I’m asking why you
left me the responsibility of both offsprings in this direful
e-mergency?”
“Meaning what?” he groans.
“Magpie Simpkins, do you mean to set there shivering and tell me that
you got so scared that you forgot we had two suffering infants when we
entered that cabin?”
“My ----!” he grunts. “You didn’t forget yours, did you?”
“No, but you did, Mister Simpkins.”
“Like ----! I’ve got mine.”
“Well,” says I after due consideration, “somebody did. I’ve got two.”
And then three voices blended in the night air. The last one seemed to
be a little bit stronger than the others.
“Suffering sidewinders!” wails Magpie. “Where did the last one come
from? I thought this was a cow country and I finds it’s kids. Hungry
kids! Aw-w-w-w, shut up!”
They did. Magpie got up on his feet and fussed with a damp
cigaret-paper.
“You’ve got to show ’em who’s boss, Ike,” he states. “They recognizes
the voice of authority, and, believe me, I know how to quell ’em. Now
we’ve got to take ’em home.”
“Be it ever so humble,” I agrees.
Then we pokes out into the damp night, Magpie ahead with the tenor and
me behind, with the soprano and alto. It is becoming some perade, if you
asks me.
They may be sweet little darlings--we ain’t never gazed upon their
faces--but I know that what I’ve called ’em under my breath ain’t going
to be of great cheer to ’em in the life to come.
About a mile farther on we sees the lights of a house and points our
perade accordingly. We’re too miserable to think of anything except
making a wholesale delivery. Maybe Magpie had a vision of a pair of
boots; I don’t know.
“Do we lie to them about things, Magpie?” I asks as we nears the place.
“We do not, Ike. No more lies. A certain measure of precaution but not a
prevarication. I won’t be the father of triplets--not barefooted.”
We stumbles right up to the door. Magpie hammers on the middle panel
with the butt of his six-shooter.
A feller sticks his head out of the door and stares at us. He’s got a
face like a full moon.
“Ahem!” says Magpie. “Have you got any babies?”
_Bang!_ He slammed the door in our face, and we hears him drop a bar
across it. Then from the window we hears:
“Mosey, you bums! Hop out or pick lead out of your hide the rest of your
lives.”
We went. Also and moreover we went fast.
“What do you think you’re doing--taking the census?” I asks when we’re
out of shotgun range and stops to gather our wind.
“What do you reckon I ought to have asked him--if he wanted any babies?”
“Why speak of them at all? We could ’a’ sneaked in and then came away
without ’em, Magpie.”
“Yeah? You never have, Ike. You usually add instead of subtract; so I’m
making a few inquiries before I take a chance. _Sabe?_”
We pilgrims along for a while sort of aimless-like.
“Where had we ought to go now?” wonders Magpie.
“----!” says I.
“Brilliant thought,” agrees Magpie. “They say that all babies are
angels; so so you’d be safe--that’s a cinch.”
“They don’t wear yaller boots there; so that would help some,” says I.
Under ordinary circumstances I reckon we would have argued the point;
but the triplets start a concert, and we decides to pilgrim on. The rain
still visits the earth, and, if you think it’s any cinch trying to walk
in the dark with rain in your eyes and a squalling baby on each arm,
you’re all wrong.
Pretty soon Magpie stops.
“Ike, I see another light. It may mean disaster, and it may mean
deliverance. Shall we try it?”
“Any port in a storm, Magpie. Lead us to the light. My arms are cramped,
and my ear-drums are sore, but I’m game for anything from milk to
murder.”
Magpie is some pilot, if you asks me. We drifted into a section of
plowed ground which has got soaked with rain, and it hung to our feet
like molasses. I sat down twice during the voyage, and we sure are a
sticky-looking mess when we arrive at the door of that forlorn-looking
shack.
Magpie knocks on the door. After a while we hears a commotion inside,
and the door opens. The face that leans out to us looks like a busted
mattress. The hair on it seems to grow straight ahead like the quills on
a peevish porkypine.
“Milk?” pronounces Magpie.
The bushy-faced person seemed to take it under consideration.
“Milk?” says Magpie again.
“_Vizoffvufforskilloff?_” he asks deep-like.
The babies renew their concert, and the carbonated critter stretches his
neck a little longer.
“_Mffvuffzizzskoyiffsky?_” he asks.
“Yes’m,” says Magpie. “All three of em are.”
The feller nods and spits out into the rain.
“Milk,” states Magpie. “Milk for the babies.”
“Beebus?” he asks. “_Skilloffvizzmffovitch?_”
Then he stepped back into the room.
“I didn’t know you could talk Russian, Magpie,” says I.
“Lot of things you don’t know, Ike. Now we’ll get the----”
Comes a lot of charged language and couple of squalls, and here comes
Bushy-Face with a squalling infant on each arm. He stops in the doorway,
and his haystack whiskers open in a wide grin.
“_Zoffuffzizzovitckski_,” says he proud-like.
“Don’t mention it,” says Magpie foolish-like. “You’re welcome as the
flowers in May.”
Then he walks right away from there, leading me by the arm.
“What did he say?” I asks as we fall through a pole fence and skid out
into another plowed field.
“----!” snorts Magpie, tearing the seat of his pants out of the mud,
where he had sunk about a foot. “I don’t know for sure, but I think he
wanted to bet that his two could yelp louder than all three of ours.”
“Let’s go back,” says I. “I’ve got forty-three dollars that says mine
alone can out-yelp anything on earth.”
“You’d lose,” says Magpie sad-like. “I’ve got a high-class yelper myself
Sweepstake entries, Ike.”
Then came the cows. Range cows are funny critters and have strange and
awful ideas on men on foot. The first thing we knowed we’re plumb
surrounded there in the dark and they’re closing in on all sides,
rattling their horns, talking low and doing other things that don’t make
us feel absolutely safe.
“Stand perfectly still, Ike,” whispers Magpie. “They’ll think we are
part of the secenery.”
We groups together and looks as much like inanimate objects as possible.
The cows sniffs and grunts all around, wondering in cow talk what kind
of a growth we are. Then Magpie’s armful opens up--
“_Wa-a-a-a! Wa-a-a-a!_”
“Ma-a-a-a-a! Yah-a-a-a-a!” sings mine together.
Then I got kicked by a cow. Absolutely! The critter was so close to me
when the chorus opens up that, when it whirls and starts to run, I got
both hind feet in the calves of my legs.
They’re so close to me that I says my evening prayer. Magpie lets a
whoop out of his system--
“Grab one by the tail, Ike, and play safe!”
And then I gets a glimpse of his fish-pole figure disappearing out of
the main herd, swinging on to the tail of a scared cow.
I’ve got a fat chance, with both arms full. I backs into a mesquite
bush, shifts both babies to one arm and pulls my gun.
Man, I sure smoked up them fool cows, and they stampeded. One went past
me so fast that the wind blew me backward, and, when I got my whole
family together again, there ain’t a cow in sight.
I yelps loud and long for Magpie, but he’s likely still hanging on to
that critter and pointed for parts unknown.
Then I plods on alone--that is, there’s only three of us now. I’m sick
in soul and body, and all I wants on this earth or the waters under the
earth is a place to leave my bundles.
I got hung up on a barbed wire fence, losing a few inches of skin and my
hopes for a reward in the hereafter, and all this time them two are
keeping up a cross-fire of complaint. I tries to argue it out with ’em
and then cautions myself out loud not to go too far, ’cause that’s what
gets folks into the loco lodge.
Then I sees another light. Ike Harper ought to be getting skittish about
lights, but he’s so near unto death that he loses his normal caution.
Ike Harper is now a man unafraid.
I shifts the babies to one arm, grasps my empty gun in my right hand and
hammers plentiful on that door.
My knock don’t seem to awaken no response; so I walks inside. There’s a
lamp burning on the table, but nobody is in sight. I lays them
offsprings on the bed and flops my aching bones into a chair.
My fingers are too stiff to even attempt to roll a smoke, and my arms
are paralyzed. As soon as them kids hit the bed, they seems to ease off
on the wailing, and my ears gets a needed rest. I sets there for a
while, getting more normal all the time, and, when I hear noises
outside, my nature asserts itself, and I crawls under the bed. Somebody
is coming; my gun is empty, and I don’t feel like thinking up a lie.
Here they come, swearing and rattling. The door slams open, and they all
clumps inside.
“Wife’s over at Jones’,” states a voice which comes in behind the bunch.
“She slipped and sprained her ankle, Zeb.”
Several voices seems to all talk to once, but I seem to gather that
somebody has been caught and deserves hanging. I sees a pair of big bare
feet and a torn pants leg. When I peeks out a little more, I sees a rope
hanging from above the feet.
“This is sure going hard with you, feller!” says a voice above the rest.
Then I hears Magpie’s voice, resigned-like:
“Why say ‘hard’? Human beings can’t hand me nothing more than I’ve
already been through.”
“Here! Keep them dogs out of here!” yelps a voice. “Danged bloodhounds
will track this carpet all up! Get under the bunk! Danged lop-earned
trailers!”
They got under the bunk, all right. Four of ’em! All muddy and sloppy
and full of affection, and they sure licked Ike Harper’s face around and
around, upside down and crossways. They guzzled in my ears and rubbed
noses with me, and I had to take it. After my bath they seems to sort of
quiet down, and I hears what the men are saying.
“No; the kid’s all right,” states somebody. “Maybe it’s hungry.”
“Poor little Oscar!” squeaks some feller. “Lemme see him, Zeb. I ain’t
never see him.”
“Sure thing, Otie. Never seen Oscar, eh?”
Comes a shuffling of feet, somebody clears their throat, and then
silence. Even them danged hounds seem to feel the silence. Then I hears
somebody clear their throat apologetic-like and say:
“Mister, I--I--we begs your pardon. Take that rope off him, Abe. Your
story didn’t sound like much to us; so-- Well, dang it all, we’re sorry,
mister. Honest to gosh we are. Ain’t we, fellers?”
“Such is Gospel,” agrees somebody else. “From now on I believes what I
hears. Take your baby, old trailer, and go free as air. There ain’t
nobody doubting your honesty. Our mistake.”
I hears a shuffling noise; the door shuts soft-like, and then all is
silence again.
“----!” says somebody. “Don’t seem possible that it wasn’t one or the
other.”
“I’m plumb glad my wife wasn’t able to come home,” states a voice, which
I reckon is the father of one of my bunch. “The shock might ’a’ killed
her.”
“_Wa-a-a-a! Ma-a-a-a-a!_”
Even the bloodhounds got excited, and I got licked all over again. A
feller can protect himself from one dog’s affections, but, when four get
him down under a bed and set on his chest, he ain’t got much show.
“Gee mighty gosh, this is little Oscar!” yelps one of them fellers,
dancing a jig.
“This one is Pete Patton’s Emmeline!” yelps another. “Pete, this is your
Emmeline! Gee-lory!”
Everything gets sort of mulliganed again. The place is filled with so
much joy that the hounds get infected, and they sure scrubbed my face
plentiful again.
“Going to take Oscar right over to the wife!” whoops a voice.
“Foller me and Emmeline!” yelps the other. “Come on, boys! I know where
there’s a keg of ten-year-old hooch. Come on!”
Nobody invited me and the dogs. As soon as everybody is gone, I crawls
out of there. Them four man-trailers looks at me with such solemn
expressions in their sad eyes that I ain’t got the heart to chide ’em.
“You pups want to go with me?” I asks, and they wags their tails.
“Come on,” says I. “I never did like to wash my own face.”
We pilgrims out into the rain, and after a while we hit the railroad
track again. It ain’t good walking, but a railroad track will get
you some place if you foller it long enough. And that’s what I did.
I ain’t had nothing to eat for so long that I’m beginning to wish
for something--even milk.
Then comes daylight. I’d say that Ike Harper ain’t much to look at. He
ain’t got no hat, and the real estate lieth thick upon him. Some sheep
are drifting along, and I finds the shepherd standing on the track. As I
come up, he grins and says--
“Lookin’ fer a baby?”
My gun was empty, but rocks are plentiful. I chased that shepherd across
country until one of my hounds runs between my legs and tripped me. Then
I went back to the track and pilgrimed on.
Later on I comes to a town, which is what will happen to anybody if they
follers a railroad long enough. I pilgrims up to the depot. In the shade
of the building I sees a familiar figure setting on the edge of the
platform. I sets down beside him.
There’s some crackers and cheese and sardines scattered around him, and
I helps myself, while I watches him try to get his feet into a pair of
new boots--yaller boots, too.
“Can I help you?” I asks.
But he yanks the boots away and sets on ’em.
“Not this pair!” he snorts, producing a pair of tweezers.
I watches him dig out a few more cactus spines and then try to get a
number seventeen foot into a number twelve boot. He groans, puts the
boots away and slips a pair of moccasins on his feet. Then he sighs and
rolls a smoke.
“I delivered Oscar and Emmeline,” says I.
He squints at me and nods solemn-like. Then he says:
“I gave George Washington to his maw.”