MY FUNERAL
The extreme privacy with which I had managed my negotiation with M.
Auguste completely baffled the plotters who were relying on the
voyage of the Baltic Fleet to furnish a _casus belli_ between Russia
and Great Britain.
They realized, of course, that some powerful hand was interfering
with their designs, and they were sufficiently intelligent to guess
that that hand must be mine.
But they were far from suspecting the method of my operations. They
firmly believed that M. Auguste was still carrying out their
instructions, and sowing distrust of England in the mind of Nicholas
II. Indeed, on one occasion he informed me that the Princess Y----
had sent for him and ordered him not to frighten the Czar to such an
extent as to make him afraid to let the fleet proceed to sea.
Unable to detect and countermine me, it was natural that they should
become impatient for my removal.
Accordingly, I was not surprised to receive an urgent message from
Sophia, late one evening, requesting me to come to her without delay.
By this time our friendship, if such it could be called, had become
so intimate that I visited her nearly every day on one pretext or
another.
Her greeting, as soon as I had obeyed the summons, showed me that a
fresh development had taken place in the situation.
"Andreas, the hour has come!"
"The hour?"
"For your removal. Petrovitch has been here. He suspects something.
He has rebuked me severely for the delay."
"Did you tell him I was not an easy man to kill?"
"I told him anything and everything. He would not listen. He says
they have lost confidence in me. He was brutal. He said----"
"Well, what did he say?"
"He said--" she spoke slowly and shamefacedly--"that he perceived it
took a man to kill a man."
I smiled grimly.
"History tells us differently. But what then?"
"To-morrow I shall no longer be able to answer for your life."
"You think some one else will be appointed to dispose of me?"
"I am sure that some one else has been appointed already. Most likely
it is Petrovitch himself."
"Well, I shall look out for him." I did not think it necessary to
tell Sophia that I had been expecting something of this kind, and had
made certain preparations.
"It will be useless, Andreas. You do not know the man with whom you
have to deal."
"The ignorance may be mutual," I observed drily.
The Princess became violently agitated.
"You must let me save you," she exclaimed clasping her hands.
"In what way?"
"You must let me kill you _here_, to-night.
"Don't you understand?" she pursued breathlessly. "It is absolutely
necessary for your safety, perhaps for the safety of both of us, that
they should think I have carried out my instructions. You must appear
to die. Then they will no longer concern themselves about you, and
you will be able to assume some other personality without being
suspected."
The scheme appealed to me strongly, all the more that it seemed as
though it could be made to fit in very well with my own plans.
"You are a clever woman, Sophia," I said cautiously. "How do you
purpose to carry out your scheme? They will want to see my corpse, I
suppose."
She drew out the little key I have already described.
"Come this way."
I followed her through the bedroom as before to the door of the
locked oratory.
She opened the door and admitted me.
By the light of the wax candles I saw what was surely one of the
strangest sights ever presented to mortal eyes.
It was myself, lying in state!
On a high bier draped in white and black cloth, I lay, or, rather, my
counterpart presentment in wax lay, wrapped and shrouded like a dead
body, a branch of palm in the closed hands, and a small Russian coin
resting on the lips, in accordance with a quaint custom which
formerly prevailed in many lands.
In spite of my habitual self-command I was unable to repress a cold
shiver at this truly appalling spectacle.
"Your stage management is perfect," I observed after a pause. "But
will they be satisfied with a look only?"
"I do not think so. It will be necessary for you to put on the
appearance of death for a short time, till I have satisfied them.
Afterward I can conceal you in here, while this--" she pointed to the
ghastly figure--"is buried under your name."
"Let us get back to the other room, before we talk about it," I
urged. "This is not altogether a pleasant sight."
As we passed out of the oratory I stealthily took note of the
fastening of the door. The lock was on the outside only; in other
words, if I permitted myself to be immured in the cell-like chamber,
I should be a prisoner at the mercy of my charming friend.
"And now, by what means do you purpose that I shall assume the
appearance of death?" I inquired as soon as we had returned to the
boudoir.
The Princess opened a small cabinet, and produced a tiny stoppered
bottle.
"By swallowing this medicine," she answered. "I have had it specially
prepared from a recipe given me ten years ago at a time when I
thought of resorting to the same contrivance to escape from my
taskmaster."
I took the bottle in my hand, and examined it carefully. It bore no
label, and the contents appeared perfectly colorless.
"In five minutes after you have swallowed the contents of the
bottle," Sophia explained, "you will begin to turn cold, at first in
the feet and hands. As the cold mounts to the brain you will
gradually lose consciousness, and become rigid. You will look as pale
as if you were actually dead, and your heart will cease to beat."
"And how long will this stupor last?"
"About twenty-four hours, more or less, according to your
constitution."
I looked carefully and steadily into her eyes. She flushed and
trembled violently, but did not quail.
"What does it taste like?" I asked.
"It is a little bitter."
"I will take it in water, then."
"You can take it in wine, if you like. I have some here."
She moved to a small cupboard in the wall.
"I shall tell them that I gave it to you in wine, in any case," she
added.
"I prefer water, thank you. May I fetch some from the next room?"
"I will fetch it," she said hastily, going to the bedroom.
On an ebony stand beside me there was a large china bowl containing a
flowering plant in its pot. In a second I had removed the stopper,
emptied the bottle into the space between the flower-pot and the
outer bowl, and put the stopper back again.
"Tell me," I said to the Princess as she hurried back with a carafe
and tumbler, "have you thought how I am to get away from this house
without exciting attention?"
"It will be easy for me to procure you a dozen disguises. I am always
going to masked balls. But are you in such a hurry to leave me?"
"I shall find the air of your oratory rather confined, I am afraid."
She hung her head in evident chagrin.
"But where will you go?" she demanded.
"Oh, that is all arranged. I have taken a small house and furnished
it, in another name."
"Where?" she asked breathlessly.
"Perhaps I had better not tell you till this excitement is over. I
must not burden you with too many of my secrets."
Sophia's eyes filled with tears.
"You distrust me still!" she cried. "But, after all, what does it
matter? I have only to ask Petrovitch."
"That will be quite unnecessary as well as useless. I pledge myself
to tell you before I leave this place, and I have not favored M.
Petrovitch with my new address."
She smiled scornfully.
"And do you believe that you have succeeded in taking a house in
Petersburg without his knowledge? You do not know him, I tell you
again. He has had you watched every hour of the day while you have
been here."
"Please credit me with a little resource, as well as your friend," I
answered with some slight irritation. "I have no doubt the spies of
M. Petrovitch have watched me pretty closely, but they have not been
able to watch every person who has come in and out of the hotel. Two
of my most capable assistants have been in Petersburg for the last
month--since the day you hinted that my life was not quite safe, in
fact."
The woman before me looked completely overwhelmed.
"One of them," I proceeded with cutting severity, "has taken the
house I speak of. The other is watching over my personal safety at
this moment."
The Princess fairly gave way. Sinking on the couch behind her, she
exclaimed in a faint voice:
"You are a demon, not a man!"
It was the finest compliment she could have paid me.
"And now," I said carelessly, "to carry out your admirable little
idea."
The unhappy woman put up her hands, and turned away her head in sheer
terror.
I splashed some water into the tumbler, and then trickled in a small
quantity afterward, to imitate the sound of adding the poison. This
done I respectfully handed the bottle to my companion.
"To our next meeting!" I called out lightly, as I lifted the tumbler
to my lips and drained it.
It was the Princess who swooned.
Although I had not foreseen this weakness on her part I took
advantage of it to draw the tiny key of the oratory from her bosom,
and hide it in my mouth.
I then touched the bell twice, the signal for the Princess's maid to
appear.
"Fauchette," I said, when she entered--for this was the assistant I
had alluded to as watching over my personal safety--"Madame has just
given me the contents of that stoppered bottle. Do you know anything
about them?"
Fauchette had made good use of her time since obtaining her
situation. These things are so easily managed that I am almost
ashamed to explain that a bribe to the former maid had brought about
a convenient illness, and the recommendation of Fauchette as a
temporary substitute.
"Yes, Monsieur," she said quietly. "I filled the bottle with water
this afternoon, in case of accident. I have preserved the previous
contents, in case you should care to have them analyzed."
"You have done well, very well, my girl."
Fauchette blushed with pleasure. I do not often say so much to my
staff.
"Madame does not know that I had just emptied the bottle into that
china bowl," I added carelessly.
"It is useless to try to serve Monsieur; he does everything himself,"
murmured the poor girl, mortified.
"Nonsense, Fauchette, I have just praised you. It is always possible
that I may overlook something."
Fauchette shook her head with an incredulous air.
I have found it good policy to maintain this character for
infallibility with my staff. It is true, perhaps, that I do not very
often blunder.
"And now," I went on, "it is time for the poison to take effect! As
soon as I am dead, you will awake Madame."
I lay down on another couch, and composed myself in a rigid attitude
with my eyes closed. I did not believe, of course, that it would be
possible to deceive a close observer, but I trusted to the wild
emotions of the Princess to blind her to any signs of life.
I heard Fauchette dart on her mistress with a well-acted scream, and
sprinkle her face and neck with cold water.
Sophia seemed to revive quickly.
"Andreas!" I heard her gasp. "Where? What has become of him?"
"M. Sterling has also fainted," the maid replied with assumed
innocence.
"Ha!"
It was more like a shriek than a sob. I heard a hasty rustling of
skirts, and then Sophia seemed to be kneeling beside me, and feeling
for the beat of my heart.
"Go, Fauchette! Send Gregory instantly to M. Petrovitch to inform him
that M. Sterling has been taken ill in my house, and that I fear he
is dead."
The Princess began loosening my necktie.
Had Fauchette been present I should have been able to point to this
as a proof that I was not incapable of an occasional oversight.
As a matter of fact, I had not anticipated this very natural action
on Sophia's part. Yet it should have been evident that, were it only
to keep up appearances before any one who might come to view my
supposed corpse, she would be bound to free my neck.
And I was wearing the locket which contained the portrait of my
promised bride!
I lay, really rigid with apprehension, while Sophia's caressing
fingers tenderly removed the necktie, and began unfastening my collar
and shirt.
Suddenly I heard an ejaculation--at first striking the note of
surprise and curiosity merely, but deepening to fear.
In a moment the locket was lifted from my chest, and forced open with
a metallic click.
"Ah!--Ah!"
She let the open locket drop from her fingers on my bare throat.
Instantly it was clutched up again. I could picture the frenzied gaze
of jealousy and hate in those burning eyes of deepest violet; I could
actually feel the passionate breathing from between the clenched
teeth of whitest ivory.
"Miserable child!" she hissed, the hand that held the locket
trembling so that I could feel it against my neck. "So _you_ have
robbed me of him!"
She paused, and then added, forcing out each word with a passion of
distilled hate----
"But you shall never have him! He shall be mine! Mine! Mine, in the
grave!"