Thus our caravaning came to an end.
I could hardly believe it when I thought how at that hour of the day
before I was lying beneath the hop-poles of Frogs’ Hole Farm with the
greater part, as I supposed, of the tour before me; I could hardly
believe that here we were again, Edelgard and I, _tête-à-tête_ in a
railway carriage and with a future of, if I may coin a word,
_tête-à-têteness_ stretching uninterruptedly ahead as far as imagination
could be induced to look. And not only just ordinary _tête-à-têteness_,
but with the complication of one of the _têtes_, so to speak, being
rankly rebellious and unwifely. How long would it take, I wondered,
glancing at her as she sat in the corner opposite me, to bring her back
to the reason in which she used before we came to England to take
delight?
I glanced at her, and I found she was looking at me; and immediately on
catching my eye she leaned forward and said:
“Otto, what was it you did?”
They were the first words she had spoken to me that day, and very
naturally failing to see any point in them I requested her not to be
subtle, which is courteous for senseless.
“Why,” said she, not heeding this warning, “did the party break up? What
was it you did?”
Were there ever such questions? But I recollected she could not dream
how things really were, and therefore was not as much put out as I would
otherwise have been at the characteristically wifely fashion of at once
when anything seemed to be going wrong attributing it to her husband.
I therefore good-humouredly applied the Aunt Bockhügel remedy to her,
and was willing to leave it at that if she had let me. She, however,
preferred to quarrel. Without the least attempt to change the Bockhügel
face she said, “My dear Otto--poor Aunt Bockhügel. Won’t we leave her in
peace? But tell me what it was you _did_.”
Then I became vexed, for really the assumption of superiority, of the
right to criticize and blame, went further than a reasonable man can
permit. What I said as we journeyed up to London I will not here repeat;
it has been said before and will be said often enough again so long as
husbands have to have wives: but how about the responsibility resting on
the wives? I remembered the cheerful mood I had been in on getting up,
and felt no small degree of resentment at the manner in which my wife
was trying to wipe it out. Give me a chance, and I am the kindest of
men; take away my chance, and what can I do?
And so, my friends, as it were with a wrangle ended our sojourn on
British soil. I lay down my pen, and become lost in many reflections as
I think of all these things. Long ago have we settled down again to our
ordinary Storchwerder life, with an Emilie instead of a Clothilde in the
kitchen. Long ago we paid our calls announcing to our large circle that
we were back. We have taken up the threads of duty, we have resumed
regulated existence; and gradually as the weeks melt into months and the
influence of Storchwerder presses more heavily upon her, I have observed
that my wife shows an increasing tendency once more to find her level. I
need not have worried; I need not have wondered how I could bring her to
reason. Storchwerder is doing it. Its atmosphere and associations are
very potent. They are being, I am thankful to say, too strong for
Edelgard. After a few preliminary convulsions she began to cook my meals
and look after my welfare as dutifully as before, and other effects no
doubt will follow. At present she is more silent than before the tour,
and does not laugh as readily as she used when I chance to be in a
jesting mood; also at times a British microbe that has escaped the
vigilance of those beneficent little creatures Science tells us are in
our blood on the alert to devour intrusive foreigners crops up and
causes her to comment on my sayings and doings rather _à la_ Mrs.
Menzies-Legh, but I frown her down or apply the Aunt Bockhügel, and in
another few months I trust all will be exactly as it used to be. I
myself am exactly as I used to be--a plain, outspoken, patriotic,
Christian gentleman, going steadily along the path of duty, neither
looking to the right nor to the left (if I did I should not see Frau von
Eckthum for she is still in England), and using my humble abilities to
do what I can for the glory of my country and my Emperor.
And now having finished the narrative there is nothing more to do but to
buy a red pencil and put marks on it. Many, I fear, will be those marks.
Unfortunate is the fact that you cannot be sincere without at the same
time being indiscreet. But I trust that what remains will be treated by
my hearers with the indulgence due to a man who has only been desirous
of telling the whole truth, or in other words (and which amount, I take
it, to precisely the same thing) of concealing nothing.
POST SCRIPTUM
A terrible thing has happened.
Finished a week ago and the invitations to come and listen already in
the post, with the flat being cleaned in preparation and beer and
sandwiches almost, as it were, on the threshold, I have been obliged to
take my manuscript once more out of the locked drawer which conceals it
from Edelgard’s eyes in order to record a most lamentable occurrence.
My wife received a letter this morning from Mrs. Menzies-Legh informing
her that Frau von Eckthum is about to be married to Jellaby.
No words can express the shock this has given me. No words can express
my horror at such a union. Left to herself, helpless in the clutches of
her English relatives, the gentle creature’s very virtues--her
pliability, her tender womanliness--have become the means of bringing
about the catastrophe. She was influenced, persuaded, a prey. It is six
months since she was handed over entirely to the Menzies-Leghs, six
months of no doubt steady resistance, ending probably in her health
breaking down and in her giving in. It hardly bears thinking of. A
Briton. A Socialist. A man in flannel. No family. No money. And the most
terrible opinions. My shock and horror are so great, so profound, that I
have cancelled the invitations and will lock this up perhaps forever,
certainly for some weeks; for how could I possibly read aloud the story
of our harmonious and delightful intercourse with the tragic sequel
public knowledge?
And my wife, when she read the letter at breakfast, clapped her hands
and cried, “Isn’t it splendid--oh, Otto, aren’t you glad?”
THE END
Typographical errors corrected by the etext transcriber:
It it had not been=> If it had not been {pg 7}
though her concience=> though her conscience {pg 133}
the Menzies-Leigh couple=> the Menzies-Legh couple {pg 176}
all enioying themselves=> all enjoying themselves {pg 198}
Mrs. Menzies-Leigh=> Mrs. Menzies-Legh {pg 213}
devasting microbe=> devastating microbe {pg 340}