Mitchell swallowed hard. "I'll pay my own way."

Mr. Comer regarded the speaker with genuine astonishment. "_You'll_

pay your way? Why, you haven't got any money."

"I've got a thousand dollars--or the wife has. It's our nest-egg."

"It would take five thousand to make the trip."

"I'll make it on one. Yes, and I'll come back with that job. Don't you

see this panic makes the thing possible? Yes, and I'm the one man

to turn the trick; for it's right in my line. I'll see the Carnegie

people at Pittsburgh. If they quote the right price I'll ask you for a

letter, and that's all you'll have to do. Will you let me go?"

"What sort of a letter?"

"A letter stating that I am your general sales manager."

The steel merchant's mouth fell open.

"Oh, I only want it for this London trip," Mitchell explained. "I

won't use it except as a credential. But I've got to go armed, you

understand. Mr. Comer, if I don't land that Robinson-Ray contract, I

won't come back. I--I couldn't, after this. Maybe I'll drive a 'bus--I

hear they have a lot of them in London."

"Suppose, for instance, you should get the job on a profitable basis;

the biggest job this concern ever had and one of the biggest ever let

anywhere--" Mr. Comer's brow was wrinkled humorously. "What would you

expect out of it?"

Mitchell grinned. "Well, if I signed all those contracts as your

general sales manager, I'd probably form the habit."

"There's nothing modest about you, is there?" queried the elder man.

"Not a thing. My theory of business is that a man should either be

fired or promoted. If I get that job I'll leave it to you to do what's

right. I won't ask any questions."

"The whole thing is utterly absurd," Mitchell's employer protested.

"You haven't a chance! But--Wait!" He pressed a button on his desk.

"We'll talk with Mathison."

Louis Mitchell took the night train for Pittsburgh. He was back in

three days, and that afternoon Mr. Comer, in the privacy of his own

office, dictated a letter of which no carbon copy was preserved. He

gave it to the young man with his own hand, and with these words:

"You'd better think it over carefully, my boy. It's the most idiotic

thing I ever heard of, and there isn't one chance in a million. It

won't do you any good to fail, even on a forlorn hope like this."

But Mitchell smiled. "I can't fail--I'm married." Then when the other

seemed unimpressed by this method of reasoning, he explained: "I guess

you never saw my wife. She says I can do it."

It was only to this lady herself that Mitchell recited the details of

his reception at Pittsburgh, and of the battle he had fought in the

Carnegie office. The Carnegie men had refused to take him seriously,

had laughed at him as at a mild-mannered lunatic.

"But I got my price," he concluded, triumphantly, "and it sure looks

good to me. Now for the painful details and the sad good-bys."

"How long will you be gone?" his wife inquired.

"I can't stay more than a month, the bank-roll is too small."

"Oo-oo-h! A month! London is a long way off." Mrs. Mitchell's voice

broke plaintively and her husband's misgivings at once took fire.

"If I fail, as they all feel sure I will, what then?" he inquired.

"I'll be out of a job! I'll be a joke in the steel business; I'll be

broke. What will you do?"

She gave him a ravishing, dimpled smile, and her eyes were brave once

more. "Why, I haven't forgotten my shorthand, and there are always the

department stores." In a high, querulous tone she cried "Ca--a--sh!"

then laughed aloud at his expression. "Oh, it wouldn't hurt me any.

But--you won't fail--you can't! We're going to be rich. Now, we'll

divide our grand fortune." She produced a roll of currency from her

purse and took four twenty-dollar bills from it.

"Only eighty dollars?" he queried.

"It's more than enough for me. You'll be back in a month." She thrust

the remaining notes into his hand. "It's our one great, glorious

chance, dear. Don't you understand?"

Faith, hope and enthusiasm, the three graces of salesmanship, thrive

best in bright places. Had it not been for his wife's cheer during

those final hours young Mitchell surely would have weakened before it

came time to leave on the following day. It was a far cry to London,

and he realized 'way back in his head that there wasn't one chance in

a million of success. He began to doubt, to waver, but the girl seemed

to feel that her lord was bound upon some flaring triumph, and even

at the station her face was wreathed in smiles. Her blue eyes were

brimming with excitement; she bubbled with hopeful, helpful advice;

she patted her husband's arm and hugged it to her. "You're going to

win, boy. You're going to win," she kept repeating. For one moment

only--at the actual parting--she clung to him wildly, with all her

woman's strength, then, as the warning cry sounded, she kissed him

long and hungrily, and fairly thrust him aboard the Pullman. He did

not dream how she wilted and drooped the instant he had gone.

As the train pulled out he ran back to the observation car to wave

a last farewell, and saw her clinging to the iron fence, sobbing

wretchedly; a desolate, weak little girl-wife mastered by a thousand

fears. She was too blind with tears to see him. The sight raised a

lump in the young husband's throat which lasted to Fort Wayne.

"Poor little thoroughbred," he mused. "I just can't lose, that's all."

The lump was not entirely gone when the luncheon call came, so

Mitchell dined upon it, reasoning that this kind of a beginning

augured well for an economical trip.

Now that he was away from the warmth of his wife's enthusiasm

contemplation of his undertaking made the salesman rather sick. If

only he were traveling at the firm's expense, if only he had something

to fall back upon in case of failure, if only Comer & Mathison were

behind him in any way, the complexion of things would have been

altogether different. But to set out for a foreign land with no

backing whatever in the hope of accomplishing that which no American

salesman had ever been able to accomplish, and to finance the

undertaking out of his own pocket on a sum less than he would have

expected for cigarette money--well, it was an enterprise to test

a fellow's courage and to dampen the most youthful optimism. His

proposal to the firm to win all or lose all, he realized now, had

been in the nature of a bluff, and the firm had called it. There was

nothing to do, therefore, but go through and win; there could be no

turning back, for he had burned his bridges.

When one enters a race-horse in a contest he puts the animal in good

condition, he grooms it, he feeds it the best the stable affords,

he trains and exercises it carefully. Mitchell had never owned a

race-horse, but he reasoned that similar principles should apply to a

human being under similar conditions. He had entered a competition,

therefore he decided to condition himself physically and mentally for

the race. A doped pony cannot run, neither can a worried salesman sell

goods.

In line with this decision, he took one of the best state-rooms on the

_Lucania_, and denied himself nothing that the ship afforded. Every

morning he took his exercise, every evening a rub-down. He trained

like a fighter, and when he landed he was fit; his muscles were

hard, his stomach strong, his brain clear. He went first-class from

Liverpool to London; he put up at the Metropole in luxurious quarters.

When he stopped to think about that nine hundred and twenty, already

amazingly shrunken, he argued bravely that what he had spent had gone

to buy condition powders.

On the way across he had posted himself so far as possible about the

proposed Robinson-Ray plant. He learned that there were to be fifteen

batteries of cyanide tanks, two high--eighty-four in all--supported

by steel sub- and super-structures; the work to be completed at

Krugersdorpf, twenty miles out of Johannesburg, South Africa.

The address of the company was No. 42-1/2 Threadneedle Street.

Threadneedle Street was somewhere in London, and London was the

capital of a place called England.

He knew other African contracts were under consideration, but he

dismissed them from his thoughts and centered his forces upon

this particular job. Once he had taken a definite scent his early

trepidations vanished. He became obsessed by a joyous, purposeful,

unceasing energy that would not let him rest.

The first evening in London he fattened himself for the fray with a

hearty dinner, then he strove to get acquainted with his neighbors and

his environment. The nervous force within him needed outlet, but he

was frowned upon at every quarter. Even the waiter at his table made

it patent that his social standing would not permit him to indulge

in the slightest intimacy with chance guests of the hotel, while the

young Earl who had permitted Mitchell to register at the desk declined

utterly to go further with their acquaintance. Louis spent the evening

at the Empire, and the next morning, which was Sunday, he put in on

the top of a 'bus, laying himself open to the advances of anybody who

cared to pay him the slightest attention. But he was ignored; even

the driver, who spoke a foreign language, evidently considered him a

suspicious character. Like a wise general, Louis reconnoitered No.

42-1/2 Threadneedle Street during the afternoon, noting the lay of the

land and deciding upon modes of transportation to and from. Under

the pressure of circumstance he chose a Cannon Street 'bus, fare

"tuppence."

Now garrulity is a disease that must either break out or strike inward

with fatal results. When Sunday night came, Mitchell was about ready

to fare forth with gun and mask and take conversation away from

anybody who had it to spare. He had begun to fear that his vocal cords

would atrophy.

He was up early, had breakfasted, and was at 42-1/2 Threadneedle

Street promptly at nine, beating the janitor by some twenty minutes.

During the next hour and a half he gleaned considerable information

regarding British business methods, the while he monotonously pounded

the sidewalk.

At nine-thirty a scouting party of dignified office-boys made a

cautious approach. At nine-thirty-five there came the main army of

clerks, only they were not clerks, but "clarks"--very impressive

gentlemen with gloves, spats, sticks, silk hats and sack coats. At

this same time, evidently by appointment, came the charwomen--"char"

being spelled s-c-r-u-b, and affording an example of how pure English

has been corrupted out in the Americas.

After the arrival of the head "clarks" and stenographers at

nine-forty-five, there ensued fifteen minutes of guarded conversation

in front of the offices. During this time the public issues of the day

were settled and the nation's policies outlined. At ten o'clock the

offices were formally opened, and at ten-thirty a reception was

tendered to the managers who arrived dressed as for any well-conducted

afternoon function.

To Mitchell, who was accustomed to the feverish, football methods of

American business life, all this was vastly edifying and instructive;

it was even soothing, although he was vaguely offended to note that

passers-by avoided him as if fearful of contamination.

Upon entering 42-1/2 Threadneedle Street, he was halted by an

imperious office-boy. To him Louis gave his card with a request that

it be handed to Mr. Peebleby, then he seated himself and for an hour

witnessed a parade of unsmiling, silk-hatted gentlemen pass in and out

of Mr. Peebleby's office. Growing impatient, at length, he inquired of

the boy;

"Is somebody dead around here or is this where the City Council

meets?"

"I beg pardon?" The lad was polite in a cool, superior way.

"I say, what's the idea of the pall-bearers?"

The youth's expression froze to one of disapproval and suspicion.

"I mean the parade. Are these fellows Congress- or minstrel-men?"

His hearer shrugged and smiled vacuously, then turned away, whereupon

Mitchell took him firmly by the arm.

"Look here, my boy," he began. "There seems to be a lot of information

coming to both of us. Who are these over-dressed gentlemen I see

promenading back and forth?"

"Why--they're callers, customers, representatives of the firms we do

business with, sir."

"Is this Guy Fawkes Day?"

"No, sir."

"Are these men here on business? Are any of them salesmen, for

instance?"

"Yes, sir; some of them. Certainly, sir."

"To see Mr. Peebleby about the new construction work?"

"No doubt."

"So, you're letting them get the edge on me."

"I beg pardon?"

"Never mind, I merely wanted to assure you that I have some olive

spats, a high hat, and a walking-stick, but I left them at my hotel.

I'm a salesman, too. Now then let's get down to business. I've come

all the way from America to hire an office-boy. I've heard so much

about English office-boys that I thought I'd run over and get one.

Would you entertain a proposition to go back to America and become my

partner?"

The boy rolled his eyes; it was plain that he was seriously alarmed.

"You are ragging me, sir," he stammered, uncertainly.

"Perish the thought!"

"I--I--Really, sir--"

"I pay twenty-five dollars a week to office-boys. That's five 'pun' in

your money, I believe. But, meanwhile, now that I'm in London, I have

some business with Mr. Peebleby." Mitchell produced an American silver

dollar and forced it into the boy's hand, whereupon the latter blinked

in a dazed manner, then hazarded the opinion that Mr. Peebleby might

be at leisure if Mr. Mitchell had another card.

"Never mind the card; I can't trust you with another one. Just show me

the trail and I'll take it myself. That's a way we have in America."

A moment later he was knocking at a door emblazoned, "Director

General." Without awaiting an invitation, he turned the knob and

walked in. Before the astonished Mr. Peebleby could expostulate he had

introduced himself and was making known his mission.

Fortunately for Mitchell, Englishmen are not without a sense of

humor. The announcement that this young man had come all the way from

Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A., to bid on the Krugersdorpf work struck Mr.

Peebleby as amusing. Not only was the idea in itself laughable, but

also the fact that a mere beardless youth should venture to figure on

a contract of such gigantic proportions quite convulsed the Director

General, and in consequence he smiled. Then fearing that his dignity

had been jeopardized, he announced politely but firmly that the

proposition was absurd, and that he had no time to discuss it.

"I've come for that job, and I'm going to take it back with me,"

Mitchell averred, with equal firmness. "I know more about this class

of work than any salesman you have over here, and I'm going to build

you the finest cluster of cyanide tanks you ever saw."

"May I ask where you obtained this comprehensive knowledge of tank

construction?" Mr. Peebleby inquired, with some curiosity.

"Sure!" Mitchell ran through a list of jobs with which the Director

General could not have been unfamiliar. He mentioned work that caused

that gentleman to regard him more respectfully. For a time questions

and answers shot back and forth between them.

"I tell you, that is my line," Mitchell declared, at length. "I'll

read any blueprints you can offer. I'll answer any queries you can

formulate. I'm the accredited representative of a big concern, and I'm

entitled to a chance to figure, at least. That courtesy is due me."

"I dare say it is," the other reluctantly agreed. "I'm very busy, but

if that is the quickest way to end the discussion I'll give you the

prints. I assure you, nevertheless, it is an utter waste of your time

and mine." He pushed a button and five minutes later a clerk staggered

back into the room with an armful of blueprints that caused Mitchell

to gasp.

"The bid must be in Thursday at ten-thirty," Peebleby announced.

"Thursday? Why, good Lord! That's only three days, and there's a

dray-load of drawings!"

"I told you it was a waste of time. You should have come sooner."

Mitchell ran through the pile and his heart grew sick with dismay.

There were drawings of tanks, drawings of substructures and

superstructures in every phase of construction--enough of them

to daunt a skilled engineer. He realized that he had by no means

appreciated the full magnitude of this work, in fact had never figured

on a job anything like this one. He could see at least a week's hard,

constant labor ahead of him--a week's work to be done in three days.

There was no use trying; the time was too short; it was a physical

impossibility to formulate an intelligent proposition in such a

short length of time. Then to Mitchell's mind came the picture of

a wretched, golden-haired girl clinging to the iron fence of the

Pennsylvania depot. He gathered the rolls into his arms.

"At ten-thirty, Thursday," said he.

"Ten-thirty, sharp."

"Thank you. I'll have my bid in."

His muscles ached and his knees were trembling even before he had

reached the street. When he tried to board a 'bus he was waved away,

so he called a cab, piled his blueprints inside of it, and then

clambered in on top of them. He realized that he was badly frightened.

To this day the sight of a blueprint gives Louis Mitchell a peculiar

nausea and a fluttering sensation about the heart. At three o'clock

the next morning he felt his way blindly to his bed and toppled upon

it, falling straightway into a slumber during which he passed through

monotonous, maddening wastes of blue and white, over which ran

serpentine rows of figures.

He was up with the dawn and at his desk again, but by four that

afternoon he was too dazed, too exhausted to continue. His eyes were

playing him tricks, the room was whirling, his hand was shaking until

his fingers staggered drunkenly across the sheets of paper. Ground

plans, substructures, superstructures, were jumbled into a frightful

tangle. He wanted to yell. Instead he flung the drawings about the

room, stamped savagely upon them, then rushed down-stairs and devoured

a table d'hôte dinner. He washed the meal down with a bottle of red

wine, smoked a long cigar, then undressed and went to bed amid the

scattered blueprints. He slept like a dead man.

He arose at sun-up, clear-headed, calm. All day he worked like a

machine, increasing his speed as the hours flew. He took good care to

eat and drink, and, above all, to smoke at regular intervals, but he

did not leave his room. By dark he had much of the task behind him; by

midnight he began to have hope; toward dawn he saw the end; and when

daylight came he collapsed.

He had deciphered the tank and superstructure plans on forty-five sets

of blueprints, had formulated a proposition, exclusive of substructure

work, basing a price per pound on the American market then ruling,

f.o.b. tidewater, New York. He had the proposition in his pocket

when he tapped on the ground-glass door of Mr. Peebleby's office at

ten-twenty-nine Thursday morning.

The Director General of the great Robinson-Ray Syndicate was genuinely

surprised to learn that the young American had completed a bid in so

short a time, then requested him, somewhat absent-mindedly, to leave

it on his desk where he could look it over at his leisure.

"Just a moment," said his caller. "I'm going to sit down and talk to

you again. How long have you been using cyanide tanks, Mr. Peebleby?"

"Ever since they were adopted." Mr. Peebleby was visibly annoyed at

this interruption to his morning's work.

"Well, I can give you a lot of information about them."

The Director General raised his brows haughtily. "Ah! Suggestions,

amendments, improvements, no doubt."

"Exactly."

"In all my experience I never sent out a blueprint which some youthful

salesman could not improve upon. Generally the younger the salesman

the greater the improvement."

In Mitchell's own parlance he "beat Mr. Peebleby to the punch." "If

that's the case, you've got a rotten line of engineers," he frankly

announced.

"Indeed! I went over those drawings myself. I flattered myself that

they were comprehensive and up-to-date." Mr. Peebleby was annoyed,

nevertheless he was visibly interested and curious.

"Well, they're not," the younger man declared, eying him boldly.

"For instance, you call for cast-iron columns in your sub-and

super-structures, whereas they're obsolete. We've discarded them. What

you save in first cost you eat up, twice over, in freight. Not only

that, but their strength is a matter of theory, not of fact. Then,

too, in your structural-steel sections your factor of safety is

wrongly figured. To get the best results your lower tanks are twenty

inches too short and your upper ones nine inches too short. For

another thing, you're using a section of beam which is five per cent.

heavier than your other dimensions call for."

The Director General sat back in his chair, a look of extreme

alertness replacing his former expression.

"My word! Is there anything else?" He undertook to speak mockingly,

but without complete success.

"There is. The layout of your platework is all wrong--out of line with

modern practice. You should have interchangeable parts in every tank.

The floor of your lower section should be convex, instead of flat, to

get the run-off. You see, sir, this is my line of business."

"Who is your engineer?" inquired the elder man. "I should like to talk

to him."

"You're talking to him now. I'm him--it--them. I'm the party! I told

you I knew the game."

There was a brief silence, then Mr. Peebleby inquired, "By the way,

who helped you figure those prints?"

"Nobody."

"You did that _alone_, since Monday morning?" The speaker was

incredulous.

"I did. I haven't slept much. I'm pretty tired."

There was a new note in Mr. Peebleby's voice when he said: "Jove! I've

treated you badly, Mr. Mitchell, but--I wonder if you're too tired to

tell my engineers what you told me just now? I should like them to

hear you."

"Trot them in." For the first time since leaving this office three

days before, Mitchell smiled. He was getting into his stride at last.

After all, there seemed to be a chance.

There followed a convention of the draftsmen and engineers of the

Robinson-Ray Syndicate before which an unknown American youth

delivered an address on "Cyanide Tanks. How to Build Them; Where to

Buy Them."

It was the old story of a man who had learned his work thoroughly and

who loved it. Mitchell typified the theory of specialization; what he

knew, he knew completely, and before he had more than begun his talk

these men recognized that fact. When he had finished, Mr. Peebleby

announced that the bids would not be opened that day.

The American had made his first point. He had gained time in which

to handle himself, and the Robinson-Ray people had recognized a new

factor in the field. When he was again in the Director General's room,

the latter said:

"I think I will have you formulate a new bid along the lines you have

laid down."

"Very well."

"You understand, our time is up. Can you have it ready by Saturday,

three days from now?"

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