VIPONT'S HOUSEHOLD.
"At length they to the house retreated,
And round the supper soon were seated;
When the time quickly passed away,
And gay good humour closed the day."
_Dr. Syntax_, Canto XIV.
Having lost all their money at play with the French and Spaniards,
Roland's two comrades, the captain of the arquebusiers, and Leslie,
his lieutenant, had both invited themselves to sup with him on that
evening, according (as he has already stated) to an arrangement the
three friends had made--that he whose exchequer was low should dine
or sup with the others. But now it chanced that Roland's purse was
drained too; and though hospitality and the manners of the time
forbade the least evasion of this visit, or rather visitation, old
Lintstock had fully participated in the consternation it occasioned
his master. Lintstock, however, with the coolness of an old soldier
who was well used to foraging, begged Sir Roland to keep his mind at
ease, as he would provide an adequate supper by the hour of the
cavaliers' arrival.
Roland knew not what to make of this; but he was aware of the
fertility of his valet's resources, and that the cunning old vender
of projectiles had made love to an inn (as he said), or rather an
innkeeper's widow, whom he had been intending to espouse for the last
live years; thus he doubted not Lintstock would provide the viands if
Heaven did not.
Roland lodged with the widow of one of the king's falconers; but the
pittance he received per month from the exchequer (for although
styled master of the ordnance, he was in reality only captain of a
few hundred cannoniers, who were scattered throughout the royal
castles) afforded little more than what soldiers usually term
comforts--_i.e._, plain bed, board, and quarters. He was never so
much in camp or garrison as to lose the polish of the courtier or
relish for the society of ladies. The "rough and round" of a
soldier's life never discomposed him; he wore his heavy armour as
easily as Jane Seton did her gloves of Blois; and his love for her
threw a poetry around all that plainness and positive discomfort
which generally surrounded him, but of which she was totally
ignorant. Soldiering had, of course, considerably sharpened his
faculties; but Roland never forgot the gentle bearing of the perfect
cavalier; and though perhaps inferior in head to such a man as Sir
Adam Otterburn, he was immensely superior in heart and
straightforwardness of purpose.
Roland's windows overlooked the Abbey Close, and the setting sun
shone partly through them. They were strongly grated, and lighted a
room which was wainscoted with Scottish fir, and furnished with six
hardwood chairs and a table of oak. An almerie or corner cupboard, a
boxed bed within a recess, a suit of bright armour, and a quantity of
other harness for horse and man, with various weapons, hung upon
pegs; a few books of old romances, and a French _Manuel de
l'Artilleur_, made up its furniture.
"What the devil shall I do, if Lintstock has failed?" thought Roland,
as he entered his domicile. "Hallo, old Ironhead, how goeth the
supper?" (People supped then at seven o'clock.)
"Right weel, Sir Roland, as ye may see for yoursel," replied the old
fellow, over whose broad visage and solitary eye there spread a
brilliant smile of self-satisfaction.
A snow-white cloth covered the old oak-table; a knife, a
drinking-horn, and platter were laid for each of the friends; a
silver salt-cellar occupied the centre; a plate, with four roasted
ducks, stood on one side thereof, a tart and stewed pigeons on the
other, with a joint of veal daintily roasted; while an eel-pie and
two large manchets of white flour, with other et cetera, appeared on
the side buffet, with a row of wine flasks in fair battaglia, side by
side, telling by their gaudy badges that they were from France, and
such wine as was then sold by the retailers at sixpence Scots (one
half-penny sterling) the pint, under penalty of having the head of
the cask beaten out, as an edict of the provost and baillies in 1520
remains to show.
"By Jove, thou art the very fiend himself!" said Roland, lost in
astonishment at the sight of all these good things; "how else couldst
thou get these gallant bottles of Rochelle and Bourdeaux from that
old curmudgeon of the _Cross and Gillstoup_--for I see they bear his
mark. On my honour, I am mightily tickled by thine ingenuity!"
"I said we would pay----"
"_We?_"
"That is, your worship would pay them at even tide, the morn."
"Why, Lintstock, I have not had a cross for these three days."
"But there is a rumour about the palace," said Lintstock, closing his
remaining eye, "that we march by daylight, the morn, for Douglasdale,
or thereawa; and sae the auld screw of an hosteller may whistle on
his thumb for the money till we come back again."
"March! oh, impossible--for I have not heard a word of it; and how
then shouldst thou? I warrant me the old cullion grumbled."
"Like a boar in a high wind. 'Thou false knave and loon,' said I,
with a hand on my dirk, just so; 'these twelve flasks are for the
captain, my master.' 'He owes me thirty crowns and mair,' replied
the dour carle. 'If he owed thee ten times as muckle, 'tis all
right, for he will pay thee some day, and nobly too; so hand me over
the flasks, or I will set the house on fire, and flay thee like St.
Bartholomew!'"
"But the veal and the ducks?"
"I fished for one, and borrowed the other--but here come our
gentlemen."
Roland gave Lintstock one of the flasks to rejoice over, and laughed.
He knew well what the old forager meant, for the royal poultry-yard
was close by, and Lintstock, with a piece of meat tied to a string,
as a lure for King James's full-fed ducks, had many a time and oft
towed them in at the back-windows, with outspread wings; and more
than one dozen of fowls had disappeared thus, to the astonishment of
the royal poulterer.
"But the pigeons?"
"I shot with my arblast at Redhall's dovecot."
"And the eels?"
"I borrowed them frae the abbot's eel-arks, at the Canonmills loch."
"Mass! thou'st had a busy day on't. Never mind; when I have the
mains of Ashkirk with--tush, I will repay all these debts and
borrowings with usury."
With a towel under his arm, the old gunner drew himself up like a
post, as the two cavaliers entered, attired in velvets richly laced
and slashed, and looking very gay and smiling.
"Welcome, Sir John Forrester!--and thou too, my gay Leslie! Ah!
where didst get that scratch on thy nose?"
"From the fan of little Sybil Douglas, at the queen's masque
yesterday."
"The little firefly! Seats, gentlemen, seats! By my faith, you are
in ill-luck. 'Tis quite a fast-day with me, this, and you will sup
like starveling Franciscans."
"Fast!" said tall Forrester, as he threw aside his cloak and plume:
"by St. Roque! if this is a fast-day, what are thy festivals? But
who is thy provant master--thy _fourrier de campement_?"
"My servitor--my trusty Lintstock."
"Mass! would that I had such a valet as thou, and such noble credit
with my wine-merchant. Thou seest, Leslie, what it is to be the
king's favourite. Verily, Sir Roland Vipont carries a coronet on the
point of his sword. Rogue! thou must pray well to have all these
good things."
"Nay, nay," said young Leslie, with a burst of reckless laughter, "he
pays old Father St. Bernard to do all that for him."
"Hast heard the news?"
"Nay, what news, Sir John?"
"Thou art to boune thee for the borders; for the king swore in my
hearing he would find other work for thy sword than killing his most
favourite courtiers."
"These rascally Hamiltons? But Kincavil is not dead, I hope?"
"Far from it," said Leslie; "but the apothegar, from whom I was
purchasing some perfumes for little Sybil Douglas, averred to me that
he is in a perilous bad way."
"When did these knaves of leeches ever aver a man was otherwise?"
said Roland, seating himself. "To table, gentlemen, and pray do
justice to the industry of my fourrier, and the comforts of my poor
den, or hermitage, which you will; but prayer or no prayer, take care
the cardinal heareth not of your jesting, Leslie--about prayers, I
mean."
"The cardinal, that scarlet bugbear of the heretics? Oh, I don't
fear the cardinal; he is the steadfast friend and true of my kinsman
Norman, the Master of Rothes."
"A slice of this veal, Leslie?"
"Nay, I thank you; this roasted duck is quite admirable."
"'Tis from my estates in the country somewhere."
"Rochelle--or Bourdeaux?"
"Thank you--what news are abroad?"
"Nothing," said Forrester, "but of the queen having fainted twice
to-day--poor little woman--to the consternation of Madame de
Montreuil, De Brissac, the king, and all his court."
"How pure this Bourdeaux is--spiced, too!" said Vipont. "His
eminence the cardinal (whom God long preserve!)----"
"Save us, friend Roland!" said Leslie; "thou art turning very
religious."
"Is about to take such measures as shall assuredly exterminate the
followers of those heretics, Resby, the Englishman, and the abbot of
Fearn. Master Buchanan is now in the oubliette of St. Andrew's,
where he will likely pay dearly for his satire _Franciscanus_."
"His eminence should confine himself to the pretty little amusements
afforded by his country-house at Creich," said Forrester.
"Didst thou see that poor devil drowned to-day?"
"Who, Leslie?"
"He whom the king's advocate discovered burying a cat alive."
"Nay, I was hawking with the king on the Figgate-muir--the more fool
I! Lintstock, thou knave!" cried Vipont to that functionary--who
stood erect as a pike behind his chair--"uncork me half-a-dozen of
these flasks. Drain, gentlemen, and replenish again; wine is a
specific for care--worth a thousand homilies!"
"Lucky dog!" said Forrester; "thou drinkest out of horns hooped with
silver, while I, who am lord of Corstorphine and Uchtertyre, must
content me with plain beech luggies."
"Lintstock found them during our last raid into Westmoreland.
Nevertheless, Sir John, thank Heaven that you were not, like me, born
with a most portentous wooden spoon in your mouth. I was an unlucky
brat, and cried, it seems, like a pagan at my baptism; a bad omen, as
the Lady Ashkirk told me. Fill again; but excuse me--my wound, you
know."
"Ah! that dainty dagger-thrust; but it is healing fast?"
"By the total absence of an apothegar--yes. Hah! yonder is a gay
dame, followed by an esquire with the argent and gules in his bonnet,
crossing the Abbey Close. My faith! 'tis Lady Anne of Arran, whom
rumour says thou lovest, Leslie."
"How! that muirland-meg, Anne Hamilton? Ah! what a taste I must
have!" replied Leslie.
"Nay, thou wrongest him, Vipont," said Sir John of Corstorphine;
"'tis Marion Logan of Restalrig, who hath thy heart; is it not,
lieutenant of mine?"
Leslie laughed, and coloured as he replied--
"'Tis Marion whom we see, and not the Lord Arran's daughter." The
three gallants hastened to the window, as a lady, holding up her
brocaded skirt in that fashion which the witty Knight of the Mount
reprehended in his satires, passed into a door of the palace.
"Hast thou seen what Lindesay's new poem says of yonder fashion of
skirt-bearing?" said Forrester:--
"I trow St. Bernard, nor St. Blaise,
Caused never man bear up their claise;
Nor Peter, Paul, nor St. Andrew,
Bore up their tails like these, I trow;
But I laugh most to see a nun
Cause bear her tail----
"The rest is vile ribaldry," said Vipont.
"And by St. Bernard, and St. Blaise to boot, Sir David deserves to be
run through the body for so severely satirizing the ladies of
Holyrood. Ha! who cometh next?--the cardinal!"
As he spoke, Beaton, with a cavalcade of horsemen, passed through the
Abbey Close on an evening ride.
"He sits on his horse like a true cavalier," said Vipont, withdrawing
a pace, as he observed the cardinal scrutinizing his windows.
"But observe the Abbot of Kinloss; he always rides faster than his
horse, and hangs on the bridle like a drowning man."
"His roan nag is covered with foam, while those of the cardinal and
his gentlemen are fresh as when they left their stalls."
"The daughter of his eminence and the young Lord Lindesay are riding
together," said Vipont; "a love case that, I think."
Amid jesting and laughing--for their light hearts and the somewhat
reckless manners of the time, when the sword was rarely out of men's
hands, imparted an almost boisterous gaiety to the supper--the
evening closed in, cloudy and grey; darkness approached, and candles
were lighted. The clock struck half-past eight; but there were still
four flasks uncorked, when Lintstock entered, with a portentous
expression in his remaining eye, and laid before his master a square
packet, tied with blue ribands, which, like the edicts of council,
were officially sealed with green wax.
"The devil! now what doth this portend?" muttered his friends.
"If the king knows that I have harboured a rebel lord!" thought
Roland, breathlessly, "my commission would be worth about as much as
my head. By the faith of Vipont! 'tis in the name of the king, and
countersigned by the cardinal too!"
"_To our trusty friend, Sir Roland Vipont, of that Ilk._
"JAMES REX.
"Right trusty friend, we greet you well and heartillie.
"It is our royal will and pleasure, that with one hundred
arquebussiers of our guard, under Louis Leslie of Balquhan, and two
brass culverins, with their powder, shot, and cannoneers conform, you
do march to-morrow at daybreak unto Douglasdale, for the capture,
dead or alive, of Archibald Seton, sometime Earl of Archkirk, our
rebel and traitor, who is rumoured to be resett in that district;
where, without fail, you will give all to fire and sword, be it
castle or be it cottage, wherein the said lord findeth shelter; for
which you have this our warrant. Hoping that you will do your
devoire truly and valiantly, according to the custom observit of
auld, we commit you to the protection of God.
"DAVID,
"_Cardinal, Sancti Andrea, Commendator de Arbroath,
Chancellor of Scotland._*
"From our Palace of Holyrood,
the 20th day of May, 1537."
* It is thus the Cardinal signed his name to more than one document
in the author's possession.
"There, now, was not rumour right for once?" said Forrester.
"Still the same enmity to my unfortunate friend!" said Roland, whose
face became pale, and whose teeth were clenched with anger.
"So we are to search for Lord Ashkirk among the Douglases," laughed
Leslie; "a right perilous expedition. Take thy tall valet with thee,
Vipont. 'Fore Heaven! that fellow, with his prodigious sword, were
worth a troop of lances on such a service."
Roland glanced keenly at the speaker. Had he penetrated the earl's
disguise? but there was nothing to be read but pure honesty and
candour in Leslie's handsome features. He suspected not that the
dictators of the order he had just received knew well that the earl
was much nearer than Douglasdale.
"Ha! do you not hear something?" said Roland, rising up and listening.
"The cry of a woman, as I live!" replied Leslie; "shrill and deathly,
too, as of one in sore distress; and there, now, is the patter of
pistolettes!"
"Look out, Lintstock--thy one eye is worth a dozen--at the back
window--what seest thou?"
"Torches moving about on St. John's Hill, the gleam of steel, and I
hear the cries of a woman; eh, sirs, but she scraighs dreichly and
eerilie!" was the reply of Lintstock, as he snatched up a partisan.
"To your swords, and away, gentlemen!" cried Roland, unhooking his
rapier from the wall; "'tis a woman in distress! Meanwhile,
Lintstock, away thou to the castle, seek my firemaster and his
matrosses, and desire that two pieces of cannon and sixteen men in
their armour, with horses and all in fighting order, be before the
palace by daybreak to-morrow; look well to my own horses and new coat
of mail too. And now, sirs, let us go, in God's name!" and with
their mantles rolled round their left arms, and swords unsheathed,
they sprang down stairs, and dashed up the south back of the
Canongate, towards the base of St. John's Hill.
They saw no one: the place was desolate, and perfectly silent.
The moon, which had been partially obscured, shone forth for a
moment, and revealed a pool of blood on the dusty road which skirted
the base of the hill. Near it lay a lady's glove, and a man's bonnet
of coarse blue cloth, but no traces of a fray.
On the bonnet was a pewter badge.
"'Tis the cognisance of Redhall," said Roland, tossing the bonnet
away, and placing the glove in his belt.
After frequently hallooing, and searching long and fruitlessly, the
three friends again sought St. Ann's Yard, but not to finish the
remaining flasks; for Roland and Leslie had to prepare for their
march by daybreak on the morrow, and now the hour was late.