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A church member said to me some time ago that even though the Bible were

not "the word of God," even though it were not necessary to believe in

the creed in order to go to heaven, it could not do any harm to believe

it; and he thought it was "best to be on the safe side, for," said he,

"suppose after all it should happen to be true!"

So he carries a church-membership as a sort of accident insurance

policy.

I do not believe we have a right to work upon that basis. It is not

honest. I do not believe that any "suppose it should be" gives us the

right to teach "I know that it is." I do not believe in the honesty

and right of any cause that has to prop up its backbone with faith, and

splinter its legs with ignorance. I do not believe in the harmlessness

of any teaching that is not based upon reason, justice, and truth. I do

not believe that it is harmless to uphold any religion that is not noble

and elevating in itself. I do not believe that it is "just as well" to

spread any dogma that stultifies reason and ignores common-sense. I

do not believe that it is ever well to compromise with dishonesty and

pretence. And I cannot admit that it "can do no harm" to teach a belief

in the goodness of a God who sends an Emerson or a Darwin to hell

because Eve was fond of fruit, and who offers a reserved seat in heaven

to Christine Cox because a mob murdered Jesus Christ. It does not seem to

me good morals, and it is certainly poor logic.

And speaking of logic, I heard a funny story the other day about one of

those absurdly literal little girls who, when she heard people say they

"wanted to be an angel," did not know it was a joke.. She thought it was

all honor-bright. She was standing by the window killing flies, and

her mother called her and said, "My child, don't you know that is very

wicked? Don't you know that God made those dear little flies, and that

he loves them?" (Just imagine an infinite God in love with a blue-bottle

fly!) Well, the little girl thought that was queer taste, but she was

sorry, and said that she would not do it any more. By and by, however,

a great lazy fly was too tempting, and her plump little finger began to

follow him around slowly on the glass, and she said, "Oh you nice big

fly, did dod made you? And does dod love you? And does you love dod?"

(Down came the finger.) "_Well, you shall see him_."

Yet we all know Christians who love God better than anything else--"with

all their hearts and soul and strength"--who prefer to postpone seeing

him till the very last minute. They say it is because they have not

"fulfilled their allotted time." Why not be honest and say it is because

they like to live? They "long to put on immortality;" but their sleep is

sounder if they live next door to a good doctor.

People say that men are infidels because it is easier--to rid themselves

of responsibility. But it seems to me that anyone who advances the

doctrine of "morality and works" instead of that of "repentance and

faith," on the ground that it is easier, is laboring under a mistake. I

don't see how any one could ask for an easier way of getting rid of his

sins than the plan that simply unloads them on to another man. I fail to

see anything hard about that--except for the man who catches the load;

and I am unable to see anything commendable about it either. But it is

not always easy for a man to be brave enough to be responsible for his

own mistakes or faults. It is not always easy for a man to say "I did

it, and I will suffer the penalty." That is not always easy, but it is

always just. No one but a coward or a knave needs to shift his personal

responsibility on to the shoulders of the dead. Honest men and women

do not need to put "Providence" up between themselves and their own

motives.

A short time ago the wife of a very devout man apparently died, but her

body remained so lifelike and her color so natural that her relatives

decided that she could not be dead, and they summoned a physician. The

husband, however, refused to have him administer any restoratives. He

said that if the Lord had permitted her to go into a trance and was

anxious to bring her out alive he would do it. Meanwhile he did not

intend to meddle with Providence. His maxim was, "Whatever else you do,

don't interfere with Providence. Give Providence a good chance and if it

doesn't come round all right for Betsy, I think I can bear it--and she

will have to."

If we take care of our motives toward each other, "Providence" will take

care of itself.

Did you ever know a pious man do a real mean thing--that succeeded--who

did not claim that Providence had a finger in it? The smaller the trick,

the bigger the finger. He is perfectly honest in his belief too. He is

the sort of man that never has a doubt about hell--and that most people

go there. Thinks they all deserve it. Has entire confidence that God is

responsible for every word in the Bible, and that all other Bibles and

all other religions are the direct work of the devil. Probably prays for

people who don't believe that way. He is perfectly honest in it. That is

simply his size, and he usually pities anybody who wears a larger hat.

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