MR. ELY WOOES
The interview between Mr. Ely and the object of his heart's devotion
was not so solemn as it might have been. Possibly that was in a
measure owing to what had gone before. But it must be owned that Miss
Truscott's mood was hardly attuned to the occasion. We must also, at
the same time, allow that Mr. Ely's demeanour was hardly that of the
ideal wooer.
"Your aunt seems to have a nice idea of business! I've heard a few
things, but she beats all! I thought she was getting at me, upon my
word I did!"
This was scarcely the remark with which to open a tender interview.
Miss Truscott said nothing. She was seated in a low garden-chair,
hatless, her little feet peeping from under the hem of her summer
gown. She seemed sufficiently cool just then, but her silence did not
appear to be altogether to Mr. Ely's liking. He himself did not seem
to be as cool as he might have been.
"I believe, Miss Truscott, that Mr. Ash has told you what's brought me
here."
Mr. Ely's tone seemed even waspish--not loverlike at all.
"Indeed!" Miss Truscott just parted her lips and let the word drop
out, that was all.
"May I ask what I am to understand by that?"
Just then a fat white dog, of the doormat species, appeared on the top
of the steps. Miss Truscott addressed this animal--
"Pompey! Pompey! Good dog! Come here!"
The "good dog" referred to slowly waddled across the grass, and on
reaching Miss Truscott's chair was raised to the seat of honour upon
that lady's knee.
"Are you interested in dogs, Mr. Ely? If so, I am sure you must like
Pompey. He generally bites strangers at first, but perhaps after a
time he won't bite you!"
"I'll take care he doesn't get a chance--either first or last."
"Why not? He bit a piece of cloth out of the Curate's trousers the
other day, but Mr. Staines says that he doesn't think his teeth quite
met in the calf of his leg."
Mr. Ely gasped. His temperature seemed rapidly to increase.
"I did not come here to talk about dogs: and you'll excuse my
mentioning that you have not yet informed me as to whether Mr. Ash has
told you what I did come for."
"Let me see!" Miss Truscott took out her guardian's letter and
referred to it before Mr. Ely's distended eyes. "Hum--hum--Pompey, lie
down! There, now Pompey has torn it all to bits!" As indeed the animal
had, and was now chewing some of the fragments as though they were a
sort of supplementary meal. "What shall I do? Pompey has the most
extraordinary taste. It runs in the family, I think. Do you know that
his mother once ate nearly the whole of a pair of my old shoes?"
Mr. Ely wiped his brow. He was becoming very warm indeed. He seated
himself in another garden chair. For a moment he contemplated drawing
it closer to Miss Truscott's side, but the thought of Pompey and his
extraordinary taste--which ran in his family--induced him to refrain.
"Miss Truscott, I'm a business man, and I like to do things in a
business kind of way."
Mr. Ely paused. He felt that he was feeling his way. But the young
lady disarranged his plans.
"By the way, Mr. Ely, have you been up Regent Street just lately?"
"Been up Regent Street?"
"Can you tell me if there are any nice things in the shop-windows?"
Mr. Ely did not exactly gasp this time. He choked down something in
his throat. What it was we cannot say.
"Miss Truscott, I'm a business man----"
"You said that before." The words were murmured as Miss Truscott
stroked Pompey's woolly head.
"Said it before! I say it again! I wish you'd allow me to get right
through."
"Right through what?"
"Right through what! Right through what I have to say!"
"Oh, go on, pray. I hope I haven't interrupted you?"
"Interrupted me!" Mr. Ely snorted; no other word will describe the
sound he made. "I say, I'm a business man----"
"Third time of asking!"
Mr. Ely got up. He looked very cross indeed. Pompey snarled. That
faithful animal seemed to scent battle in the air.
"Well, I'm--hanged!"
We fear that Mr. Ely would have preferred another termination, but he
contented himself with "hanged." Miss Truscott looked up. She allowed
her long, sweeping eyelashes gradually to unveil her eyes. She
regarded Mr. Ely with a look of the sweetest, most innocent surprise.
"Mr. Ely! Whatever is there wrong?"
Mr. Ely was obliged to take a step or two before he could trust
himself to speak. As he was sufficiently warm already the exercise did
not tend to make him cool. Under the circumstances, he showed a
considerable amount of courage in coming to the point with a rush.
"Miss Truscott, I want a wife!"
"You want a what?"
"A wife! Don't I say it plain enough? I want a wife!"
"I see. You want a wife." With her calmest, coolest air Miss Truscott
continued stroking Pompey's head. "Did you notice how they are wearing
the hats in town?"
Mr. Ely sprang--literally sprang!--about an inch and a half from the
ground. "What the dickens do I know about the hats in town?"
"Mr. Ely! How excited you do get! I thought everybody knew about the
hats in town--I mean, whether they wear them on the right side or the
left."
Mr. Ely was not an excitable man as a rule, but he certainly did seem
excited now. His handkerchief, which he had kept in his hand since the
commencement of the interview, he had kneaded into a little ball which
was hard as stone.
"Miss Truscott, I'll--I'll give a sovereign to any charity you like to
name if you'll stick to the point for just two minutes."
"Hand over the sovereign!"
Mr. Ely was taken aback. Miss Truscott held out her small, white hand
with a promptitude which surprised him.
"I--I said that I would give a sovereign to any charity you like to
name if you'll stick to the point for just two minutes."
"Cash in advance, and I'll keep to any point you like to name for
ten."
Mr. Ely was doubtful. Miss Truscott looked at him with eyes which were
wide enough open now. Her hand was unflinchingly held out. Mr. Ely
felt in the recesses of his waistcoat pocket. He produced a sovereign
purse, and from this sovereign purse he produced a coin.
"It's the first time I ever heard of a man having to pay a sovereign
to ask a woman to be his wife!"
"Hand over the sovereign!" She became possessed of the golden coin.
"This sovereign will be applied to the charitable purpose of erecting
a monument over Pompey's mother's grave. Now, Mr. Ely, I'm your man."
Mr. Ely seemed a little subdued. The business-like way in which he had
been taken at his word perhaps caused him to feel a certain respect
for the lady's character. He reseated himself in the garden-chair.
"I've already said that I want a wife."
"Do you wish me to find you one? I can introduce you to several of my
friends. I know a young lady in the village, aged about thirty-eight,
who has an impediment in her speech, who would make an excellent
companion for your more silent hours."
"The wife I want is you."
"That is very good of you, I'm sure."
There was a pause. The lady, with a little smile, tranquilly tickled
Pompey with the sovereign she had earned. The gentleman fidgeted with
his handkerchief.
"Well, Miss Truscott, am I to be gratified?"
"Why do you want me? Won't some one else do as well?"
Immediately the gentleman became a little rose.
"May I ask you for an answer to my question?"
"You haven't asked me a question yet."
"Will you be my wife?"
The question was put in a rather louder key than, in such cases, is
understood to be the rule. Miss Truscott raised her head, and for some
moments kept her glance fixed upon the gentleman, as though she were
trying to read something in his face. Then she lowered her glance and
made answer thus--
"Frankly--you say you are a business man--let us, as you suggest,
understand each other in a business kind of way. In asking me to be
your wife, you are not asking for--love?"
As she spoke of love her lips gave just the tiniest twitch.
"I believe that a wife is supposed to love her husband--as a rule."
"In your creed love comes after marriage?"
"At this present moment I'm asking you to be my wife."
"That's exactly what I understand. You're not even making a pretence
of loving me?"
"Miss Truscott, as you put it, I'm a business man. I have money, you
have money----"
"Let's put the lot together and make a pile. Really, that's not a bad
idea on the whole." It was the young lady who gave this rather
unexpected conclusion to his sentence. Then she looked at him steadily
with those great eyes of hers, whose meaning for the life of him he
could not understand. "I suppose that all you want from me is 'Yes';
and that in complete indifference as to whether I like you or do not?"
"If you didn't like me you wouldn't be sitting here."
"Really, that's not a bad idea again. You arrive at rapid conclusions
in your own peculiar way. I suppose if I told you that I could like a
man--love him better than my life--you would not understand."
"That sort of thing is not my line. I'm not a sentimental kind of man.
I say a thing and mean a thing and when I say I'll do a thing it's
just as good as done."
"Then all you want me to be is--Mrs. Ely?"
"What else do you suppose I want you to be? It's amazing how even the
most sensible women like to beat about the bush. Here have I asked you
a good five minutes to be my wife, and you're just coming to the
point. Why can't you say right out--Yes or No."
Miss Truscott shrugged her shoulders.
"I suppose it doesn't matter?"
"What doesn't matter?"
"What I say."
"By George, though, but it does!"
Miss Truscott leaned her head back in her chair. She put her hand
before her mouth as if to hide a yawn. She closed her eyes. She looked
more than half asleep.
"Then I will."
"Will what?"
"Say 'Yes.'"
"You mean that you will be my wife? It's a bargain, mind!"
"It is a bargain. That's just the proper word to use."
"That's all right. Then I'll send a wire to Ash to let him know it's
done."
"Yes, send a wire up to town to let him know it's done."
Mr. Ely moved towards the house. From her voice and manner Miss
Truscott still seemed more than half asleep; but hers was a curious
kind of sleepiness, for in the corner of each of her closed eyelids
there gleamed something that looked very like a drop of diamond dew.
Prosaic people might have said it was a tear.