THE ABBÉ TARDIEU

Then they went to see the Abbé Tardieu. The abbé lived in the Piazza.

Navona. His office, furnished in modern style, produced the effect of a

violent contrast with Cardinal Spada’s sumptuous study, and yet brought

it to mind. The Abbé Tardieu’s work-room was small, worldly, full of

books and photographs.

The abbé, a tall young man, thin, with a rosy face, a long nose, and a

mouth almost from ear to ear, had the air of an astute but jolly person,

and laughed at everything said to him. He was liveliness personified.

When they entered his office he was writing and smoking.

Cæsar explained about his financial knowledge, and how he had gone on

acquiring it, until he got to the point where he could discern a law, a

system, in things where others saw nothing more than chance. The Abbé

Tardieu promised that if he knew a way to utilize Cæsar’s knowledge, he

would send him word. In respect to giving him letters of introduction to

influential persons in Spain, he had no objection.

They took leave of the abbé.

“All this has to go slowly,” said Kennedy.

“Of course. One cannot insist that it should happen all at once.”

_BERNINI_

“If you have nothing to do, let’s take a walk,” said the Englishman.

“If you like.”

“Have you noticed the fountains in this square?”

“No.”

“They are worth looking at.”

Cæsar contemplated the central obelisk. It is set on top of a rock

hollowed out like a cavern, in the mouth of which a lion is seen.

Afterwards they looked at the fountains at the ends of the square.

“The sculptures are by Bernini,” explained Kennedy. “Bernini belonged to

an epoch that has been very much abused by the critics, but nowadays he

is much praised. He enchants me.”

“It is rather a mixed style, don’t you think?”

“Yes.”

“The artist is not living?”

“For heaven’s sake, man! No.”

“Well, if he were alive today they would employ him to make those

gewgaws some people present to leading ladies and to the deputies of

their district. He would be the king of the manufacturers of ornate

barometers.”

“It is undeniable that Bernini had a baroque taste.”

“He gives the impression of a rather pretentious and affected person.”

“Yes, he does. He was an exuberant, luxuriant Neapolitan; but when he

chose he could produce marvels. Haven’t you seen his Saint Teresa?”

“No.”

“Then you must see it. Let’s take a carriage.”

They drove to the Piazza San Bernardo, a little square containing three

churches and a fountain, and went into Santa Maria della Vittoria.

Kennedy went straight toward the high altar, and stopped to the left of

it.

In an altar of the transept is to be seen a group carved in marble,

representing the ecstasy of Saint Teresa. Cæsar gazed at it absorbed.

The saint is an attractive young girl, falling backward in a sensual

spasm; her eyes are closed, her mouth open, and her jaw a bit

dislocated. In front of the swooning saint is a little angel who

smilingly threatens her with an arrow.

“Well, what do you think of it?” said Kennedy.

“It is wonderful,” exclaimed Cæsar. “But it is a bedroom scene, only

the lover has slipped away.”

“Yes, that is true.”

“It really is pretty; you seem to see the pallor of the saint’s face,

the circles under her eyes, the relaxation of all her muscles. Then the

angel is a little joker who stands there smiling at the ecstasy of the

saint.”

“Yes, that’s true,” said Kennedy; “it is all the more admirable for the

very reason that it is tender, sensual, and charming, all at once.”

“However, this sort of thing is not healthy,” murmured Cæsar, “this

kind of vision depletes your life-force. One wants to find the same

things represented in works of art that one ought to look for in life,

even if they are not to be found in life.”

“Good! Here enters the moralist. You talk like an Englishman,” exclaimed

Kennedy. “Let us go along.”

“Where?”

“I have to stop in at the French Embassy a moment; then we can go where

you like.”

_CORNERS OF ROME_

They went back to the carriage, and having crossed through the centre of

Rome, got out in front of the Farnese Palace.

“I will be out inside of ten minutes,” said Kennedy.

The Farnese Palace aroused great admiration in Cæsar; he had never

passed it before. By one of the fountains in the _piazza,_ he stood

gazing at the huge square edifice, which seemed to him like a die cut

from an immense block of stone.

“This really gives me an impression of grandeur and force,” he said to

himself. “What a splendid palace! It looks like an ancient knight in

full armour, looking indifferently at everything, sure of his own

worth.”

Cæsar walked from one end of the _piazza_ to the other, absorbed in the

majestic pile of stone.

Kennedy surprised him in his contemplation.

“Now will you say that you are a good philistine?”

“Ah, well, this palace is magnificent. Here are grandeur, strength,

overwhelming force.”

“Yes, it is magnificent; but very uncomfortable, my French colleagues

tell me.”

Kennedy related the history of the Farnese Palace to Cæsar. They went

through the Via del Mascherone and came out into the Via Giulia.

“This Via Giulia is a street in a provincial capital,” said Kennedy;

“always sad and deserted; a Cardinal or two who like isolation are still

living here.”

At the entrance to the Via dei Farnesi, Cæsar stopped to look at two

marble tablets set into the wall at the two sides of a chapel door.

Cut on the tablets were skeletons painted black; on one, the words:

“Alms for the poor dead bodies found in the fields,” and on the other:

“Alms for the perpetual lamp in the cemetery.”

“What does this mean?” said Cæsar.

“That is the Church of the Orison of the Confraternity of Death. The

tablets are modern.”

They passed by the “Mascherone” again, and went rambling on until they

reached the Synagogue and the Theatre of Marcellus.

They went through narrow streets without sidewalks; they passed across

tiny squares; and it seemed like a dead city, or like the outskirts of a

village. In certain streets towered high dark palaces of blackish stone.

These mysterious palaces looked uninhabited; the gratings were eaten

with rust, all sorts of weeds grew on the roofs, and the balconies were

covered with climbing plants. At corners, set into the wall, one saw

niches with glass fronts. A painted madonna, black now, with silver

jewels and a crown, could be guessed at inside, and in front a little

lantern swung on a cord.

Suddenly a cart would come down one of these narrow streets without

sidewalks, driving very quickly and scattering the women and children

seated by the gutter.

In all these poor quarters there were lanes crossed by ropes loaded with

torn washing; there were wretched black shops from which an odour of

grease exhaled; there were narrow streets with mounds of garbage in the

middle. In the very palaces, now shorn of their grandeur, appeared

the same decoration of rags waving in the breeze. In the Theatre of

Marcellus one’s gaze got lost in the depths of black caves, where smiths

stood out against flames.

This mixture of sumptuousness and squalor, of beauty and ugliness, was

reflected in the people; young and most beautiful women were side by

side with fat, filthy old ones covered with rags, their eyes gloomy, and

of a type that recalled old African Jewesses.

_WHAT CAN BE READ ON WALLS_

Cæsar and Kennedy went on toward the Temple of Vesta and followed the

river bank until the Tiber Embankment ended.

Here the banks were green and the river clearer and more poetic. To the

left rose the Aventine with its villas; in the harbour two or three tugs

were tied up; and here and there along the pier stood a crane. Evening

was falling and the sky was filling with pink clouds.

They sat down awhile on the side of the road, and Cæsar entertained

himself deciphering the inscriptions written in charcoal on a mud-wall.

“Do you go in for modern epigraphy?” asked Kennedy.

“Yes. It is one of the things I take pleasure in reading, in the towns

I go to; the advertisements in the newspapers and the writings on the

wall.”

“It’s a good kind of curiosity.”

“Yes, I believe one learns more about the real life in a town from such

inscriptions than from the guide- and text-books.”

“That’s possible. And what conclusions have you drawn from your

observations?”

“They are not of much value. I haven’t constructed a science of

wall-inscriptions, as that fake Lambroso would have done.”

“But you will construct it surely, when you have lighted on the

underlying system.”

“You think my epigraphical science is on the same level as my financial

science. What a mistake!”

“All right. But tell me what you have discovered about different towns.”

“London, for instance, I have found, is childish in its inscriptions and

somewhat clownish. When some sentimental foolishness doesn’t occur to a

Londoner of the people, some brutality or rough joke occurs to him.”

“You are very kind,” said Kennedy, laughing.

“Paris has a vulgar, cruel taste; in the Frenchman of the people you

find the tiger alternating with the monkey. There the dominant note on

the walls is the patriotic note, insults to politicians, calling them

assassins and thieves, and also sentiments of revenge expressed by

an _‘A mort Dupin!’_ or _‘A mort Duval!’_ Moreover, there is a great

enthusiasm for the guillotine.”

“And Madrid?”

“Madrid is at heart a rude, moral town with little imagination, and

the epigraphs on the walls and benches are primitive.”

“And in Rome what do you find?”

“Here one finds a mixture of pornography, romanticism, and politics.

A heart pierced by an arrow and poetic phrases, alternate with some

enormous piece of filthiness and with hurrahs for Anarchy or for the

_‘Papa-re.’_”

“Well done!” said Kennedy; “I can see that the branch of epigraphy you

practise amounts to something. It should be systematized and given a

name.”

“What do you think we should name it? Wallography?”

“Very good.”

“And one of these fine days we can systematize it. Now we might go and

get dinner.”

They took a tram which was coming back from St. Paul’s beyond the Walls,

and returned to the heart of the city.

_THE MONK WITH THE RED NOSE_

The next day Cæsar was finishing dressing when the servant told him

that a gentleman was waiting for him.

“Who is it?” asked Cæsar.

“It’s a monk.”

Cæsar went to the salon and there found a tall monk with an evil face,

a red nose, and a worn habit.

Cæsar recalled having seen him, but didn’t know where.

“What can I do for you?” asked Cæsar.

“I come from His Eminence, Cardinal Fort. I must speak with you.”

“Let’s go into the dining-room. We shall be alone there.”

“It would be better to talk in your room.”

“No, there is no one here. Besides, I have to eat breakfast. Will you

join me?”

“No, thanks,” said the monk.

Cæsar remembered having seen that face in the Altemps palace. He was

doubtless one of the domestic monks who had been with the Abbé Preciozi.

The waiter came bringing Cæsar’s breakfast. “Will you tell me what it

is?” said Cæsar to the ecclesiastic, while he filled his cup.

The monk waited until the waiter was gone, and then said in a hard

voice:

“His Eminence the Cardinal sent me to bid you not to present yourself

anywhere again, giving his name.”

“What? What does this mean?” asked Cæsar, calmly.

“It means that His Eminence has found out about your intrigues and

machinations.”

“Intrigues? What intrigues were those?”

“You know perfectly well. And His Eminence forbids you to continue in

that direction.”

“His Eminence forbids me to pay calls? And for what reason?”

“Because you have used his name to introduce yourself into certain

places.”

“It is not true.”

“You have told people you went to that you are Cardinal Fort’s nephew.”

“And I am not?” asked Cæsar, after taking a swallow of coffee.

“You are trying to make use of the relationship, we don’t know with what

end in view.”

“I am trying to make use of my relationship to Cardinal Fort? Why

shouldn’t I?”

“You admit it?”

“Yes, I admit it. People are such imbeciles that they think it is an

honour to have a Cardinal in the family; I take advantage of this stupid

idea, although I do not share it, because for me a Cardinal is merely an

object of curiosity, an object for an archeological museum....”

Cæsar paused, because the monk’s countenance was growing dark. In the

twilight of his pallid face, his nose looked like a comet portending

some public calamity.

“Poor wretch!” murmured the monk. “You do not know what you are saying.

You are blaspheming. You are offending God.” “Do you really believe that

God has any relation to my uncle?” asked Cæsar, paying more attention

to his toast than to his visitor.

And then he added:

“The truth is that it would be extravagant behaviour on the part of

God.”

The monk looked at Cæsar with terrible eyes. Those grey eyes of his,

under their long, black, thick brows, shot lightning.

“Poor wretch!” repeated the monk. “You ought to have more respect for

things above you.”

Cæsar arose.

“You are bothering me and preventing me from drinking my coffee,” he

said, with exquisite politeness, and touched the bell.

“Be careful!” exclaimed the monk, seizing Cæsar’s arm with violence.

“Don’t you touch me again,” said Cæsar, pulling away violently, his

face pale and his eyes flashing. “If you do, I have a revolver here with

five chambers, and I shall take pleasure in emptying them one by one,

taking that lighthouse you carry about for a nose, as my target.”

“Fire it if you dare.”

Fortunately the waiter had come in on hearing the bell.

“Do you wish anything, sir?” he asked.

“Yes, please escort this clerical gentleman to the door, and tell him on

the way not to come back here.”

Days later Cæsar found out that there had been a great disturbance at

the Altemps palace in consequence of the calls he had made. Preciozi

had been punished and sent away from Rome, and the various Spanish

monasteries and colleges warned not to receive Cæsar.

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