Christmas Eve
"Six o'clock, sir, and a fine morning," announced Derek's batman, as
he switched on the electric light, and handed the still half asleep
officer a cup of strongly-brewed tea.
"By Jove! it's Christmas Eve, and I'm Orderly Dog till eight
o'clock," thought Derek. "What with this wretched demobilization
business and officers clearing out almost every day my turn comes
once every five days. Well, here goes!"
Jumping out of bed Daventry dressed for the occasion, his garb
consisting of a pair of flannel trousers drawn on over his pyjamas, a
sweater, sea-boots, trench-coat, muffler, and cap--the last three
items served to camouflage the rest for the work immediately in hand,
that of being present on réveillé.
Making his way across the parade-ground the Orderly Officer entered
the main building. Already the corridors were resounding to the
shrill notes of the Orderly Sergeant's whistle and his strident
shouts of "Show a leg, everybody!"
Derek had to visit personally twenty-five rooms and satisfy himself
that their occupants were really awake. The sentries, too, had to be
visited, and their early morning parade attended. These functions
completed, Derek was at liberty to return to his quarters and attend
to his toilet at his leisure, happy in the knowledge that his
twenty-four-hour trick of "Orderly Dog" was nearing completion.
The spirit of Yule-tide was in the air. For days past officers and
men had been going off on eleven days' leave, while those who
remained were entering into the prospect of a happy Christmas with
the utmost zeal.
In the officers' quarters the mess-room was transformed with
brightly-coloured bunting, the walls being hung with flags, while the
ceiling was almost hidden by chains and festoons of coloured paper.
In the men's building each room entered into healthy rivalry with the
others, and some of the decorations showed that a great amount of
patience and artistic prowess had been employed to transform the
usually Spartan-like quarters into bowers of evergreens.
Breakfast over and the eight-o'clock parade dismissed, Derek was
relieved of his duties as Orderly Officer, but he quickly found that,
even during armistice-time and Christmas week, there is always
something cropping up for an officer to tackle.
At six o'clock the last liberty-boat had left, and the depot, sadly
depleted, settled down to spend the eve of Christmas in strange
surroundings. Derek was about to write some letters when a telephone
message came through stating that a motor-boat had just arrived from
Stourborough and asking what was to be done with her.
"Sticky sort of day for a half-decked boat to make a hundred-miles
run," thought Derek, as he donned sea-boots and oilskins, for as
senior officer on the station (there were only seven not on Christmas
leave) he had to receive the new arrival and see that she was made
secure for the night.
It was both blowing and raining. Pitch dark, too, except for the
gleam of the Low Light. The tide was at half flood, and making
strongly. Grinding against the pier was the motor-boat, manned by
half a dozen hands in oilskins and sou'westers.
"They won't be able to find moorings on a night like this, sir,"
remarked the Corporal in charge of the pier.
"And they look about done up," added Derek. "I'll find a fresh crew
from the Duty Watch, and let them take her up to Fisherton Quay for
the night. The old crew will come ashore and get a hot meal."
"We've had nothing to eat since midday, sir," reported the coxswain
of the boat. "She was making heavy weather of it coming down Channel,
and we hadn't a chance to tackle any grub."
Having seen the well-nigh exhausted crew ashore Derek made his way to
the mess-deck, where in response to the whistle and the order "Fall
in the Duty Watch!" nine men paraded.
"I'm calling for volunteers to take a boat up to Fisherton," said
Derek. "The boat has been running continuously since daybreak, and
the men are done up. I want a coxswain, an engineer, and two
deck-hands. Those willing to carry on take one pace forward."
Without hesitation every man of the nine took a pace to the front,
although for the most part they were new or only partially-trained
hands. Selecting the new crew, Derek sent them off to don oilskins
and sea-boots.
"I'm not quite certain of the channel, sir," said the coxswain, as
the crew mustered on the pier-head. "I've only been up once, and that
was in daylight."
"All right," replied Derek "I'll come with you." For nearly twenty
minutes Derek waited on the boat in the driving scud and rain, for
the motor, that had hitherto been running without a hitch, evinced no
tendency to start.
"It's the rummiest Christmas Eve I've ever spent," declared the young
officer to himself. "Ah! well, it's all in a day's work. Nothing like
yachting in December to give a fellow an appetite. By Jove! it's
nearly dinner-time already, and this stunt will take an hour, if not
more."
At length the engineer conquered the refractory motor, and, after
running the engine with the clutch out for a couple of minutes, Derek
decided to start.
"Cast off, there!" he shouted to the signalman. "Easy ahead!"
The boat gave a final grind against the pier, then forged ahead with
a strong tide under her. Barely had she got beyond heaving distance
of the pier-head, when, with a fierce roar, the whole of the confined
space of the engine-room seemed to burst into flames. Simultaneously
the motor ceased firing.
It was not an enviable situation. Adrift in a roughish sea with the
engine-room well alight, it looked as if the crew had the choice
either of being burnt or else compelled to take an involuntary bath
in the icy-cold water. In the latter case there would be slight
chance of reaching the shore, since the strong tide would carry the
swimmers into the wide and exposed harbour, and in the pitch darkness
of the night the possibility of rescue by another boat would be very
remote.
In spite of the danger the crew kept their heads. There was not the
slightest sign of panic. One of the men raised a laugh by exclaiming:
"We can only drown once, lads; but we may burn twice, so let's get
the fire under."
Without hesitation the engineer acted, directing a heavy discharge of
"pyrene" into the heart of the flames. In a few seconds the anti-fire
apparatus did its work. As if by magic the fierce tongue of flame
died down, but for some minutes the crew were almost overcome by the
fumes.
During that interval the broken-down boat had drifted across the bows
of two other craft moored in the vicinity. Standing on the plunging
fore-deck the intrepid bowman, maintaining his precarious position,
succeeded in fending off by means of a boat-hook. Then, with three
miles of water to leeward, the crew had time to consider their
position and act accordingly.
At length the motor was restarted, and the long, tedious run up to
Fisherton began. Steering by means of a series of leading lights
Derek held on, drenched with spray and numbed with the cold, until,
with a sigh of relief, he ported helm past the revolving green light
at the entrance to Fisherton Quay.
A motor-car was waiting to take Derek and the men back to Sableridge,
where Daventry found that the signalman had reported the fire, and
that the depot had been in a state of ferment over the news.
"You practically spoiled our dinner, you rotter!" exclaimed Kaye.
"I've certainly lost mine," rejoined Derek.
"That's base ingratitude," protested his chum, "considering I told
the messman to keep it hot. I say, you guys!" he added, addressing
the other five or six occupants of the ante-room. "Daventry's raising
a moan about his grub. What's the penalty?"
The next instant a rolled-up flag came hurtling at Derek's head. It
was the signal for battle. There was ammunition in plenty, for nearly
fifty rolled signal-flags that were left over after decorating the
mess were lying on the table in the hall.
Grabbing half a dozen missiles, Derek ran upstairs; Kaye, out of
loyalty, joined him, and Dennis threw in his lot with the weaker
side. Ensued a battle royal. From the first-floor landing bundles of
tightly-rolled bunting came flying down with tremendous force, while
the attackers of the ground-floor retaliated with similar missiles,
until the air was stiff with a hurtling galaxy of signal-flags.
For a time it seemed as if weight of "metal" and superior numbers
would prevail. Already the attackers were half-way up the stairs,
dauntlessly facing an overhead fusillade, when the youthful Adjutant
was seized with a "toppin' brainy idea".
Grasping one of the filled fire-buckets, he balanced it on the
balustrade, then, awaiting his opportunity, poured the cold contents
upon the heads of his opponents. Kaye and Derek, fired by Dennis's
example, followed suit, and the attack melted away.
"Gosh!" exclaimed Dennis, "won't little Wells be in a horrible tear
when he finds his precious signal-flags used like this?"
It was indeed a scene of chaos. Partly unfolded the flags lay
everywhere. Pools of water lay in the hall, while a considerable
quantity had made its way down into the basement to the discomfiture
of the batmen.
"It's merely a change in the day's occupation," declared Kaye. "Blame
Daventry; he must have a safety-valve to let off superfluous energy
after having tried his level best to provide the fishes with roast
meat for Christmas."
"Who's turning in?" asked Derek, stifling a yawn. "It's ten o'clock,
and I've been at it since six this morning."
Before anyone could reply there came from outside the officers'
quarters a voice singing the words of a well-known carol.
"What's this stunt?" asked Dennis.
"The sergeants," replied the Orderly Officer. "They've come to
serenade us, I believe. It'll mean a bottle of whisky against the
mess."
"Invite them in," suggested another.
The suggestion was acted upon, but little did the mess know what it
was in for when it invited the roystering serenaders into its fold.
Very solemnly the sergeants filed in--eleven N.C.Os., of whom every
man save one had been in the Royal Navy before transferring into the
Royal Air Force. Headed by a sergeant with a side-drum, and followed
by two with fifes, the motley-arrayed crush took up semi-circular
formation at one end of the ante-room, the Sergeant-Major acting as
master of the ceremonies. In half an hour their repertoire of carols
was exhausted, so they "switched on" to the old-time sea-chanties.
Followed an interval for refreshments and speechmaking, to which
Derek, in his capacity of Deputy Mess-President, had to reply.
"It's about time they piped down," thought Derek, glancing at his
wristlet-watch.
But no!
"Would the officers like to hear Sergeant Butler sing 'The Long-Lost
Cabin-Boy'?" asked the Sergeant-Major.
In a weak moment Derek assented on behalf of the officers, and the
act of torture began. There were twenty-five verses of "The Long-Lost
Cabin-Boy", each with a double chorus. Then, with hardly a break, the
now almost exhausted mess had to listen to another song, "You stand
by the Ship, lads, I must be ashore by five", and a pointedly topical
recitation, "Christmas Day in the Marine Depot", in which the
sergeants got in several witty hits against their officers.
It was not until just on midnight that, after rendering "God Save the
King", the lusty vocalists marched back to their quarters, leaving
the mess to its rightful occupants.
"But," remarked Kaye, "Christmas Eve only comes once a year, and
goodness only knows where we'll be in a twelvemonth's time. There's
Eight Bells! A Merry Christmas, you fellows!"