CHAPTER XV

TO INDIA AND THE HOLY LAND

1856

I sailed from Hongkong on Jardine's opium steamer, Fiery Cross. As the

course we took had been gone over by me in the voyage to Hongkong from

Singapore, I was not especially interested in it until we had passed the

Straits and got into Indian waters. The Andaman Islands, where dwells

one of the lowest races of mankind, interested me greatly. We saw only a

little of these curious people, the Veddahs, but I learned of a very

interesting custom followed by the widows of the islands to commemorate

their deceased husbands. This consists in wearing the skull of the dead

man on the shoulder as a sort of ornament and memento. It is considered

a delicate way of perpetuating the memory of the husband.

I had a letter of introduction from Robert Sturgis to George Ashburner,

at Calcutta, and the moment I arrived Mr. Ashburner insisted upon my

becoming his guest. I spent three days with him, and have never partaken

of such luxurious hospitality elsewhere. It is only man in the Orient

who knows how to live fast and furious and get every enjoyment out of

his little span of life. I was surrounded by a retinue of servants, who

stood ready to answer every beck and call. Service in India being highly

specialized, there was a servant for everything. I had a little army of

fourteen serving men, four of whom carried my chair, or palanquin, with

a relay, a man to serve me specially at table, a punka man, and a man

for every other detail of living.

There was something to do and to see every moment of the time. I was

taken to all the show-places of the city. The first sight shown to me

was the famous Black Hole, where John Z. Holwell and one hundred and

forty-six men were incarcerated in a dungeon twelve feet square. One can

not escape being told the horrible story, if he visits Calcutta, and I

suppose that every one hears the narrative with added adornment, after

the true Hindu style. The special point of the story that was thrust at

me was the orgy and heavy sleep of the rajah, while his servitors were

trying to arouse him to answer the screams of the dying men in the Hole.

In the morning, after the rajah had had his beauty sleep, he was told of

the little difficulty the English had in breathing in the foul and heavy

air of the dungeon, and he ordered them released; but death, lingering,

and as heavy-handed and heavy-hearted as the brutal prince, had already

released most of them.

One is glad to be told for the ten thousandth time, after hearing this

ghastly tale, of the clerk Clive leaving his ledgers and pens and

leading an army to crush the wretches at Plassy. But, like most things

of the kind, the horrors of the Black Hole have been exaggerated, until

sympathy, palled, refuses longer to be torn and bled over imaginary as

well as real terrors. There have been many worse catastrophes, and of a

nature that should appeal more strongly to the heart. Men, women, and

children have gone down in flood and pestilence, free from any stain of

wrong, which can not be said of the victims of the Black Hole. We can

not forget altogether that they were in India not of right, but as

conquerors, and that they were originally, at least, in the wrong. But

the sufferers in the Johnstown flood, the thousands who died in the

Lisbon, Krakatoa, and Martinique disasters, and other thousands that go

down in ships at sea--these innocent victims demand sympathy much more.

It seemed that most of my sight-seeing in Calcutta was to be limited to

horrible things. Indeed, the visitor is often hurried from horror to

horror, as if he were in some "chamber of horrors" in a museum. I was

taken to the burning ghaut, where dead bodies are cremated. I saw some

five hundred little fires, which were so many pyres for the dead. I had

heard much of the burning of live women in order that they should

accompany their dead masters, and out of sheer curiosity asked the guard

if there were men only in the fires. For answer, he took a long hook,

thrust it into one of the fires, pulled it back and on its prongs

brought the charred leg of a man. Immediately birds of prey (adjutants)

pounced down upon the smoking flesh and bore it away. These birds are

the scavengers of Calcutta, and the special guardians of the ghaut.

Cremation is a great economy in India. It costs only half a cent to burn

a body.

Another horror shall complete this gruesome part of my story. Being very

fond of shrimps, one day I inquired, in a moment of forgetfulness--for

it is a safe rule not to ask the source of anything in the East--where

and how they got these shrimps. I was taken to the fishing grounds in

the mouth of the river, and there saw millions of these prawns flocking,

like petty scavengers, about the dead bodies that continually float down

the Ganges. Human flesh was their favorite food. This was enough for me.

I stopped eating shrimps in India, as I had stopped eating Canton ginger

preserves in China.

On the second day of my stay in Calcutta I received cards to the

reception given by Lord Dalhousie to Lord Canning, the new

Governor-General. Lord Dalhousie, the retiring Governor-General, was

dying. In fact he had been dying for months. I shall not go into any

description of the exceedingly brilliant reception. It made an

ineffaceable impression upon me because of the grouping on that occasion

of some of the most splendid of the British administrators and of some

of the most daring of their enemies, who were even then plotting

revolution and bloodshed. I was introduced to both the passing and the

coming Governor-General and to General Havelock, afterwards the gallant

fighter at Lucknow. I had the rare privilege of seeing these three men

talking amicably with the great Nana Sahib, the leader of the Hindus at

Cawnpore.

The voyage from Calcutta to Suez was almost devoid of incident. We put

into Madras, a barren, flat, and dismal place, to take on passengers,

and then sailed for Point de Galle, Ceylon. At this place I saw, for the

first time, elephants employed in carrying and piling heavy timbers.

They go about their task with an intelligence that is nearly human,

lifting heavy teak timbers and placing them in regular order in great

piles. I had not before supposed that any animals possessed so much

sense.

Coming down to Aden, two thousand miles from Galle, sleeping with the

bulkhead open opposite my berth, one night I felt something slap me in

the face. As I was all alone, I did not know what to make of it. There

was no light, and I could not see. As soon as I fell asleep another

slap came. I had heard about the insects of the tropics, but had no idea

they were of such size as to cause these slaps. In the morning, I found

out what had been the matter. Nine flying-fish lay dead in my berth.

At Aden, the most barren and gloomy place I have ever seen, we went out

to the cantonments, which must have been built thousands of years ago.

We hurried up the Red Sea to Suez, and then crossed over by land from

Suez, eighty-four miles, to Cairo, with six hundred camels in the

caravan. We had coaches carrying six passengers. I have a good idea of

what the Sahara Desert is from having seen this desert between Suez and

Cairo. Just before we reached Cairo, there was a cry from one of the

coaches for us to look up at the sky. There were masts, minarets, and

the whole city, in fact, painted on the sky. It was my first sight of

the mirage I had heard so much about. We were then half-way from Suez to

Cairo.

I put up at Shepheard's Hotel, and immediately arranged to go out to the

pyramids, ten miles from Cairo. Fifty donkey boys rivaled one another to

get my custom. My donkey started off, and the first thing I knew he was

rolling over me in the sand. He had stepped in a gopher-hole, and down

he went. Travelers now go out in trolley-cars, eat ice-cream and drink

champagne under the shade of the pyramids, and a splendid hotel stands

alongside the Sphinx.

In going up the pyramids it took three Arabs, two to push and one to

pull, to get me to the top. When we got half-way up, an Arab wanted more

bakshish. I talked to him pretty loud in something he didn't understand,

and he consented to take me farther. The top of the pyramid of Ghizeh

has been taken away, and the pyramid is now about fifteen feet square at

the summit. I made up my mind, the moment I saw the pyramids, that these

gigantic blocks were not stone, but had been produced by one of the lost

arts in preparing concrete. It occurred to me, as the pyramids were

hollow to the base, that they had been storehouses for grain, and were

not built as tombs for the Rameses and Ptolemies. Humane kings had built

them, I thought, in order to employ labor in time of dearth.

As all travelers are told, it was said that a man would go down one

pyramid and come up on another in so many minutes. I had seen such a

number of "fakes" in my travels that, as I could not tell one Chinaman

from another, how should I be able to tell one Arab from another? When

this trick was done for me I thought it did not follow that the man on

the other pyramid was the man who had been with me.

I was surprised when I left Cairo to find a modern railway, that had

been built by Said Pasha. We took the train for Alexandria. At

Alexandria we took passage for the Holy Land. The Rev. J. R. MacFarlane,

chaplain of Madras, wanted to see Jerusalem and landed at Joppa, or

Jaffa, which has become famous for Napoleon's massacre.

In going through the Valley of Sharon, we saw orange and lemon groves,

and fruits of all kinds. It was a lovely valley, but all of a sudden we

struck into the most desolate country I had ever seen--a mountain, a

desert, a wilderness of rocks, ravines and canyons. There were rocks to

the right, rocks to the left, and rocks everywhere. My dragoman had

a mule and I a donkey. One of these mules had irreverently been

named Christ and the other Jesus. To the perfect horror of the

clergyman--until he understood that the men could say nothing else in

English--the names of the donkeys were spoken with every crack of the

whip all the way to Jerusalem. The lashing of those donkeys became a

medley of seeming profanity.

A few weeks before, several people had been killed by the Bedouins on

the desert. Every one was talking about the dangers of the journey.

After we got over this wild district, through the Valley of Jehoshaphat,

we came upon a plateau and saw Jerusalem in the distance. Beautiful is

that city for situation. Said my companions, at the same instant, "There

are the Bedouins!" A half dozen horsemen were coming from the direction

of Jerusalem. We feared danger, but Abram the dragoman showed no fear.

These men were really not dangerous, being only "barkers" for the hotels

of Jerusalem. Neither my companion nor myself had any idea that they

were employes of that kind.

One asked if we would go to "Smith's" near Mount Calvary, to "Jones's"

near the Via della Rosa, or to another house on the site of Solomon's

Temple. MacFarlane said, "Don't notice these people. Leave it to the

dragoman." He decided that we should go to Smith's. From that time,

until we left, for three days, I saw nothing but humbug and tinsel,

lying and cheating, ugly women, sand-fleas and dogs, from Joppa through

Ramlah. The one lovely place was an oasis where we stopped for luncheon.

Of course this was a long time before Mark Twain went there and wept

over the tomb of Adam.

In going through the Valley of Jehoshaphat, up the Mount of Olives, of

course I was impressed with what survived of my Biblical education. New

England training was still strong in me. The women of Bethlehem,

carrying baskets on their heads, with flowing robes of calico, were very

beautiful and healthy-looking; but when I got to Bethlehem, and with my

farm and cattle experience looked for stalls and mangers, I was, of

course, disgusted at being taken down two flights and shown an old wet

cave as the place where the Saviour was said to have been born. I have

kept the morals of the old Methodists, I hope, but my superstitious

notions were disappearing every minute I spent in Jerusalem.

Being in the Holy Land, all the stories I had heard in boyhood came back

to me. I thought of Moses's life. I had been taught to obey his

commandments, but as a child I saw that he had broken in his own life

those which say, thou shalt not steal, thou shalt not commit

adultery--had told Aaron, his brother-in-law, to make a golden image,

and had got up a trust by means of which he might get all the gold.

"Thou shalt do no murder," says the law--but he killed an Egyptian and

hid him in the sand. "Thou shalt not commit adultery "--but he committed

that sin.

And so on to the end. These commandments were taught by the man who had

broken every one of them himself. Aaron, who wished to be included in

the gold-corner into which Moses had refused him admittance, sought to

make money in some other way, and said, "If we are going for forty years

into the wilderness, we shall want salt provisions," and so bought up

all the hogs he could find, without letting Moses into the corner. Then

Moses spoiled the whole game by the law that no Jews should eat pork! In

the Holy Land these things all came into my mind. You can imagine how I

felt sixteen years after, when arrested and detained for six months in

the Tombs for quoting three columns of the Bible (about which I shall

speak later).

At night I wanted my clergyman companion to gain an idea of night scenes

in the East. To make sure that we should not be disturbed, I went to the

chief of police for a guide to show us Jerusalem by candle-light. We

went into a dark alley, back of Mount Calvary and the Via della Rosa,

when the man's movements became suspicious. I could not see why a

policeman should be so careful where he went. My object had been to see

the demi-monde of Syria.

When we got to the door, the policeman tried to shut the door, but I put

my foot in the way. I asked MacFarlane if he was armed. He said he had a

Madras dagger. MacFarlane was already in the room and I drew him out.

"Those are Bedouins," said I; "I could see their pistols and swords."

Intuition told me they were murderers. Sixteen persons had been killed

in Nablus in '55-'56. The chief of police was the head of the gang. I

immediately saw our consul, and there was a meeting of representatives

of the foreign powers, and the whole traffic was exposed. In our case

they found the men, and after we left they were executed.

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