"I most humbly entreat your lordship to give this paper to Sir

Robert Walpole, and desire him to read it, which he may do in a few

minutes. I am, with the greatest respect, my lord,

"Your lordship's

"most obedient and humble servant,

"JON. SWIFT."

Scott thinks that had Swift been anxious for personal favours from

Walpole he could easily have obtained them; "but the minister did

not choose to gain his adherence at the expense of sacrificing the

system which had hitherto guided England in her conduct towards the

sister kingdom, and the patriot of Ireland was not to be won at a

cheaper rate than the emancipation of his country."

The original pamphlet bears neither date nor printer's name.

[T. S.]

THE PRESENT MISERABLE STATE OF IRELAND.

SIR,

By the last packets I had the favour of yours, and am surprised that you

should apply to a person so ill qualified as I am, for a full and

impartial account of the state of our trade. I have always lived as

retired as possible; I have carefully avoided the perplexed honour of

city-offices; I have never minded anybody's business but my own; upon

all which accounts, and several others, you might easily have found

among my fellow-citizens, persons more capable to resolve the weighty

questions you put to me, than I can pretend to be.

But being entirely at leisure, even at this season of the year, when I

used to have scarce time sufficient to perform the necessary offices of

life, I will endeavour to comply with your requests, cautioning you not

implicitly to rely upon what I say, excepting what belongs to that

branch of trade in which I am more immediately concerned.

The Irish trade is, at present, in the most deplorable condition that

can be imagined; to remedy it, the causes of its languishment must be

inquired into: But as those causes (you may assure yourself) will not be

removed, you may look upon it as a thing past hopes of recovery.

The first and greatest shock our trade received, was from an act passed

in the reign of King William, in the Parliament of England, prohibiting

the exportation of wool manufactured in Ireland. An act (as the event

plainly shews) fuller of greediness than good policy; an act as

beneficial to France and Spain, as it has been destructive to England

and Ireland.[103] At the passing of this fatal act, the condition of

our trade was glorious and flourishing, though no way interfering with

the English; we made no broad-cloths above _6s._ per yard; coarse

druggets, bays and shalloons, worsted damasks, strong draught works,

slight half-works, and gaudy stuffs, were the only product of our looms:

these were partly consumed by the meanest of our people, and partly

sent to the northern nations, from which we had in exchange, timber,

iron, hemp, flax, pitch, tar, and hard dollars. At the time the current

money of Ireland was foreign silver, a man could hardly receive _100l._,

without finding the coin of all the northern powers, and every prince of

the empire among it. This money was returned into England for fine

cloths, silks, &c. for our own wear, for rents, for coals, for hardware,

and all other English manufactures, and, in a great measure, supplied

the London merchants with foreign silver for exportation.

The repeated clamours of the English weavers produced this act, so

destructive to themselves and us. They looked with envious eyes upon our

prosperity, and complained of being undersold by us in those

commodities, which they themselves did not deal in. At their instances

the act was passed, and we lost our profitable northern trade. Have they

got it? No, surely, you have found they have ever since declined in the

trade they so happily possessed; you shall find (if I am rightly

informed) towns without one loom in them, which subsisted entirely upon

the woollen manufactory before the passing of this unhappy bill; and I

will try if I can give the true reasons for the decay of their trade,

and our calamities.

Three parts in four of the inhabitants of that district of the town

where I dwell were English manufacturers, whom either misfortunes in

trade, little petty debts, contracted through idleness, or the pressures

of a numerous family, had driven into our cheap country: These were

employed in working up our coarse wool, while the finest was sent into

England. Several of these had taken the children of the native Irish

apprentices to them, who being humbled by the forfeiture of upward of

three millions by the Revolution, were obliged to stoop to a mechanic

industry. Upon the passing of this bill, we were obliged to dismiss

thousands of these people from our service. Those who had settled their

affairs returned home, and overstocked England with workmen; those whose

debts were unsatisfied went to France, Spain, and the Netherlands, where

they met with good encouragement, whereby the natives, having got a firm

footing in the trade, being acute fellows, soon became as good workmen

as any we have, and supply the foreign manufactories with a constant

recruit of artisans; our island lying much more under pasture than any

in Europe. The foreigners (notwithstanding all the restrictions the

English Parliament has bound us up with) are furnished with the greatest

quantity of our choicest wool. I need not tell you, sir, that a

custom-house oath is held as little sacred here as in England, or that

it is common for masters of vessels to swear themselves bound for one of

the English wool ports, and unload in France or Spain. By this means the

trade in those parts is, in a great measure, destroyed, and we were

obliged to try our hands at finer works, having only our home

consumption to depend upon; and, I can assure you, we have, in several

kinds of narrow goods, even exceeded the English, and I believe we

shall, in a few years more, be able to equal them in broad cloths; but

this you may depend upon, that scarce the tenth part of English goods

are now imported, of what used to be before the famous act.

The only manufactured wares we are allowed to export, are linen cloth

and linen yarn, which are marketable only in England; the rest of our

commodities are wool, restrained to England, and raw hides, skins,

tallow, beef, and butter. Now, these are things for which the northern

nations have no occasion; we are therefore obliged, instead of carrying

woollen goods to their markets, and bringing home money, to purchase

their commodities.

In France, Spain, and Portugal, our wares are more valuable, though it

must be owned, our fraudulent trade in wool is the best branch of our

commerce; from hence we get wines, brandy, and fruit, very cheap, and

in great perfection; so that though England has constrained us to be

poor, they have given us leave to be merry. From these countries we

bring home moydores, pistoles, and louisdores, without which we should

scarce have a penny to turn upon.

To England we are allowed to send nothing but linen cloth, yarn, raw

hides, skins, tallow, and wool. From thence we have coals, for which we

always pay ready money, India goods, English woollen and silks, tobacco,

hardware, earthenware, salt, and several other commodities. Our

exportations to England are very much overbalanced by our importations;

so that the course of exchange is generally too high, and people choose

rather to make their remittances to England in specie, than by a bill,

and our nation is perpetually drained of its little running cash.

Another cause of the decay of trade, scarcity of money, and swelling of

exchange, is the unnatural affectation of our gentry to reside in and

about London.[104] Their rents are remitted to them, and spent there.

The countryman wants employment from them; the country shopkeeper wants

their custom. For this reason he can't pay his Dublin correspondent

readily, nor take off a great quantity of his wares. Therefore, the

Dublin merchant can't employ the artisan, nor keep up his credit in

foreign markets.

I have discoursed some of these gentlemen, persons esteemed for good

sense, and demanded a reason for this their so unaccountable

proceeding,--expensive to them for the present, ruinous to their

country, and destructive to the future value of their estates,--and find

all their answers summed up under three heads, curiosity, pleasure, and

loyalty to King George. The two first excuses deserve no answer; let us

try the validity of the third. Would not loyalty be much better

expressed by gentlemen staying in their respective countries,

influencing their dependents by their examples, saving their own wealth,

and letting their neighbours profit by their necessary expenses, thereby

keeping them from misery, and its unavoidable consequence, discontent?

Or is it better to flock to London, be lost in a crowd, kiss the King's

hand, and take a view of the royal family? The seeing of the royal house

may animate their zeal for it; but other advantages I know not. What

employment have any of our gentlemen got by their attendance at Court,

to make up to them their expenses? Why, about forty of them have been

created peers, and a little less than a hundred of them baronets and

knights. For these excellent advantages, thousands of our gentry have

squeezed their tenants, impoverished the trader, and impaired their own

fortunes!

Another great calamity, is the exorbitant raising of the rents of lands.

Upon the determination of all leases made before the year 1690, a

gentleman thinks he has but indifferently improved his estate if he has

only doubled his rent-roll. Farms are screwed up to a rack-rent, leases

granted but for a small term of years, tenants tied down to hard

conditions, and discouraged from cultivating the lands they occupy to

the best advantage, by the certainty they have of the rent being raised,

on the expiration of their lease, proportionably to the improvements

they shall make. Thus is honest industry restrained; the farmer is a

slave to his landlord; 'tis well if he can cover his family with a

coarse home-spun frieze. The artisan has little dealings with him; yet

he is obliged to take his provisions from him at an extravagant price,

otherwise the farmer cannot pay his rent.

The proprietors of lands keep great part of them in their own hands for

sheep-pasture; and there are thousands of poor wretches who think

themselves blessed, if they can obtain a hut worse than the squire's

dog-kennel, and an acre of ground for a potato-plantation, on condition

of being as very slaves as any in America. What can be more deplorable,

than to behold wretches starving in the midst of plenty!

We are apt to charge the Irish with laziness, because we seldom find

them employed; but then we don't consider they have nothing to do. Sir

William Temple, in his excellent remarks on the United Provinces,

inquires why Holland, which has the fewest and worst ports and

commodities of any nation in Europe, should abound in trade, and

Ireland, which has the most and best of both, should have none? This

great man attributes this surprising accident to the natural aversion

man has for labour; who will not be persuaded to toil and fatigue

himself for the superfluities of life throughout the week, when he may

provide himself with all necessary subsistence by the labour of a day or

two. But, with due submission to Sir William's profound judgment, the

want of trade with us is rather owing to the cruel restraints we lie

under, than to any disqualification whatsoever in our inhabitants.

I have not, sir, for these thirty years past, since I was concerned in

trade, (the greatest part of which time distresses have been flowing in

upon us,) ever observed them to swell so suddenly to such a height as

they have done within these few months. Our present calamities are not

to be represented; you can have no notion of them without beholding

them. Numbers of miserable objects crowd our doors, begging us to take

their wares at any price, to prevent their families from immediate

starving. We cannot part with our money to them, both because we know

not when we shall have vent for their goods; and, as there are no debts

paid, we are afraid of reducing ourselves to their lamentable

circumstances. The dismal time of trade we had during Marr's Troubles in

Scotland, are looked upon as happy days when compared with the

present.[105]

I need not tell you, sir, that this griping want, this dismal poverty,

this additional woe, must be put to the accursed stocks, which have

desolated our country more effectually than England. Stockjobbing was a

kind of traffic we were utterly unacquainted with. We went late to the

South Sea market, and bore a great share in the losses of it, without

having tasted any of its profits.

If many in England have been ruined by stocks, some have been advanced.

The English have a free and open trade to repair their losses; but,

above all, a wise, vigilant, and uncorrupted Parliament and ministry,

strenuously endeavouring to restore public trade to its former happy

state. Whilst we, having lost the greatest part of our cash, without any

probability of its returning, must despair of retrieving our losses by

trade, and have before our eyes the dismal prospect of universal poverty

and desolation.

I believe, sir, you are by this time heartily tired with this indigested

letter, and are firmly persuaded of the truth of what I said in the

beginning of it, that you had much better have imposed this task on some

of our citizens of greater abilities. But perhaps, sir, such a letter as

this may be, for the singularity of it, entertaining to you, who

correspond with the politest and most learned men in Europe. But I am

satisfied you will excuse its want of exactness and perspicuity, when

you consider my education, my being unaccustomed to writings of this

nature, and, above all, those calamitous objects which constantly

surround us, sufficient to disturb the cleanest imagination, and the

soundest judgment.

Whatever cause I have given you, by this letter, to think worse of my

sense and judgment, I fancy I have given you a manifest proof that I am,

sir,

Your most obedient humble servant,

J. S.

THE SUBSTANCE

OF WHAT WAS SAID BY

THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S

TO

THE LORD MAYOR AND SOME OF THE ALDERMEN,

WHEN HIS LORDSHIP CAME TO PRESENT THE SAID

DEAN WITH HIS FREEDOM IN A GOLD BOX.

NOTE.

It was only proper and fitting that the citizens and freemen of the

City of Dublin should express their sense of the high appreciation

in which they held the writer of the "Drapier's Letters," and the

man who had fought and was still fighting for an alleviation of the

grievances under which their country suffered. The Dublin

Corporation, in 1729, presented Swift with the freedom of the city,

an honour rarely bestowed, and only on men in high position and

power. To Swift the honour was welcome. It was a public act of

justification of what he had done, and it came gratefully to the

man who had at one time been abused and reviled by the people of

the very city which was now honouring him. Furthermore, such a

confirmation of his acts set the seal of public authority which was

desirable, even if not necessary, to a man of Swift's temper. He

could save himself much trouble by merely pointing to the gold box

which was presented to him with the freedom. Even in this last

moment, however, of public recognition, he was not allowed to

receive it without a snarl from one of the crowd of the many

slanderers who found it safer to backbite him. Lord Allen may have

been wrong in his head, or ill-advised, or foolishly over-zealous,

but his ill-tempered upbraiding of the Dublin Corporation for what

he called their treasonable extravagance in thus honouring Swift,

whom he deemed an enemy of the King, was the act of a fool. Swift

was not the man to let the occasion slip by without advantage. In

the substance of what he said to the Lord Mayor and Aldermen of

Dublin in accepting their gift, he replied to the charges made by

Lord Allen, and also issued a special advertisement by way of

defence against what the lord had thought fit to say.

* * * * *

Both these pieces are here reprinted; the first from a broadside in

the British Museum, and the second from a manuscript copy in the

Forster Collection at South Kensington.

[T. S.]

THE SUBSTANCE OF WHAT WAS SAID BY THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S

TO THE LORD MAYOR AND SOME OF THE ALDERMEN, WHEN HIS

LORDSHIP CAME TO PRESENT THE SAID DEAN WITH HIS FREEDOM

IN A GOLD BOX.

When his Lordship had said a few words, and presented the instrument,

the Dean gently put it back, and desired first to be heard. He said, "He

was much obliged to his lordship and the city for the honour they were

going to do him, and which, as he was informed, they had long intended

him. That it was true, this honour was mingled with a little

mortification by the delay which attended it, but which, however, he did

not impute to his lordship or the city; and that the mortification was

the less, because he would willingly hope the delay was founded on a

mistake;--for which opinion he would tell his reason."

He said, "It was well known, that, some time ago, a person with a

title[106] was pleased, in two great assemblies, to rattle bitterly

somebody without a name, under the injurious appellations of a Tory, a

Jacobite, an enemy to King George, and a libeller of the government;

which character," the Dean said that, "many people thought was applied

to him. But he was unwilling to be of that opinion, because the person

who had delivered those abusive words, had, for several years, caressed,

and courted, and solicited his friendship more than any man in either

kingdom had ever done,--by inviting him to his house in town and

country,--by coming to the Deanery often, and calling or sending almost

every day when the Dean was sick,--with many other particulars of the

same nature, which continued even to a day or two of the time when the

said person made those invectives in the council and House of Lords.

Therefore, that the Dean would by no means think those scurrilous words

could be intended against him; because such a proceeding would overthrow

all the principles of honour, justice, religion, truth, and even common

humanity. Therefore the Dean will endeavour to believe, that the said

person had some other object in his thoughts, and it was only the

uncharitable custom of the world that applied this character to him.

However, that he would insist on this argument no longer. But one thing

he would affirm and declare, without assigning any name, or making any

exception, that whoever either did, or does, or shall hereafter, at any

time, charge him with the character of a Jacobite, an enemy to King

George, or a libeller of the government, the said accusation was, is,

and will be, false, malicious, slanderous, and altogether groundless.

And he would take the freedom to tell his lordship, and the rest that

stood by, that he had done more service to the Hanover title, and more

disservice to the Pretender's cause, than forty thousand of those noisy,

railing, malicious, empty zealots, to whom nature hath denied any talent

that could be of use to God or their country, and left them only the

gift of reviling, and spitting their venom, against all who differ from

them in their destructive principles, both in church and state. That he

confessed, it was sometimes his misfortune to dislike some things in

public proceedings in both kingdoms, wherein he had often the honour to

agree with wise and good men; but this did by no means affect either his

loyalty to his prince, or love to his country. But, on the contrary, he

protested, that such dislikes never arose in him from any other

principles than the duty he owed to the king, and his affection to the

kingdom. That he had been acquainted with courts and ministers long

enough, and knew too well that the best ministers might mistake in

points of great importance; and that he had the honour to know many more

able, and at least full as honest, as any can be at present."

The Dean further said, "That since he had been so falsely represented,

he thought it became him to give some account of himself for about

twenty years, if it were only to justify his lordship and the city for

the honour they were going to do him." He related briefly, how, "merely

by his own personal credit, without other assistance, and in two

journeys at his own expense, he had procured a grant of the first-fruits

to the clergy, in the late Queen's time, for which he thought he

deserved some gentle treatment from his brethren.[107] That, during all

the administration of the said ministry, he had been a constant advocate

for those who are called the Whigs,--and kept many of them in their

employments both in England and here,--and some who were afterwards the

first to lift up their heels against him." He reflected a little upon

the severe treatment he had met with upon his return to Ireland after

her Majesty's death, and for some years after. "That being forced to

live retired, he could think of no better way to do public service, than

by employing all the little money he could save, and lending it, without

interest, in small sums to poor industrious tradesmen, without examining

their party or their faith. And God had so far pleased to bless his

endeavours, that his managers tell him he hath recovered above two

hundred families in this city from ruin, and placed most of them in a

comfortable way of life."

The Dean related, how much he had suffered in his purse, and with what

hazard to his liberty, by a most iniquitous judge[108]; who, to gratify

his ambition and rage of party, had condemned an innocent book, written

with no worse a design, than to persuade the people of this kingdom to

wear their own manufactures.[109] How the said judge had endeavoured to

get a jury to his mind; but they proved so honest, that he was forced to

keep them eleven hours, and send them back nine times; until, at last,

they were compelled to leave the printer[110] to the mercy of the court,

and the Dean was forced to procure a _noli prosequi_ from a noble

person, then secretary of state, who had been his old friend.

The Dean then freely confessed himself to be the author of those books

called "The Drapier's Letters;" spoke gently of the proclamation,

offering three hundred pounds to discover the writer.[111] He said,

"That although a certain person was pleased to mention those books in a

slight manner at a public assembly, yet he (the Dean) had learned to

believe, that there were ten thousand to one in the kingdom who differed

from that person; and the people of England, who had ever heard of the

matter, as well as in France, were all of the same opinion."

The Dean mentioned several other particulars, some of which those from

whom I had the account could not recollect; and others, although of

great consequence, perhaps his enemies would not allow him.

The Dean concluded, with acknowledging to have expressed his wishes,

that an inscription might have been graven on the box, shewing some

reason why the city thought fit to do him that honour, which was much

out of the common forms to a person in a private station;--those

distinctions being usually made only to chief governors, or persons in

very high employments.

ADVERTISEMENT BY DR. SWIFT,

IN HIS

DEFENCE AGAINST JOSHUA, LORD ALLEN,

_Feb. 18, 1729._

ADVERTISEMENT BY DR. SWIFT, IN HIS DEFENCE AGAINST JOSHUA, LORD

ALLEN.[112]

"Whereas Dr. Jonathan Swift, Dean of St. Patrick's, Dublin, hath been

credibly informed, that, on Friday the 13th of this instant February, a

certain person did, in a public place, and in the hearing of a great

number, apply himself to the Right Honourable the Lord Mayor of this

city, and some of his brethren, in the following reproachful manner: 'My

lord, you and your city can squander away the public money, in giving a

gold box to a fellow who hath libelled the government!' or words to that

effect.

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