FOOTNOTES:

[224] Pressed.

[225] Wreaked, revenged.

[226] Reconcile them.

[227] _i. e._ according to their degree of madness. See _Introduction_,

viii. ix.

[228] Assortment.

[229] Goods

+ _Of hym that sayde he was not worthy to open the gate to the kynge._

liii.

+ As a kynge of Englande hunted on a tyme in the countie of Kent, he

hapte to come rydynge to a great gate, wherby stode a husbande man of

the countrey, to whom the kynge sayde: good felowe, putte open the gate.

The man perceyuynge it was the kynge, sayde: no, and please your grace,

I am nat worthy; but I wyll go fetche Mayster Couper, that dwelleth nat

past ij myles hense, and he shal open to you the gate.

+ _Of mayster Uauasour and Turpin his man._ liiii.

+ Mayster Vauasour,[230] sometyme a iudge of Englande, hadde a seruaunt

with hym called Turpin, whiche had done hym seruyce many yeres; wherfore

he came vnto his mayster on a tyme, and sayde to hym on this wyse: syr,

I haue done you seruice longe; wherfore I pray you gyue me somwhat to

helpe me in myn old age. Turpin, quod he, thou sayst trouthe, and

hereon I haue thought many a tyme; I wyll tell the, what thou shalt do.

Nowe shortly I must ride vp to London; and, if thou wilt beare my costis

thether, I wyll surely gyue the suche a thing, that shall be worth to

the an hundred pounde. I am contente, quod Turpin. So all the waye as he

rode Turpin payd his costis, tyll they came to theyr last lodginge: and

there after souper he cam to his mayster and sayde: sir, I haue born

your costes hitherto, as ye badde me; nowe, I pray you let me se, what

thynge hit is, that shulde be worthe an hundred pounde to me. Dyd I

promise the suche a thynge, quod his mayster? ye, forsoth, quod Turpin.

Shewe me thy wrytinge, quod maister Vauasour. I haue none, sayde Turpin.

Than thou arte lyke to haue nothinge, sayde his maister. And lerne this

at me.[231] Whan sa euer thou makest a bargayne with a man, loke that

thou take sure wrytynge, and be well ware howe thou makest a writynge to

any man. This poynte hath vayled[232] me an hundred pounde in my dayes:

and so hit may the. Whan Turpin sawe there was none other remedy, he

helde him selfe contente. On the morowe Turpin taryed a lytelle behynde

his mayster to reken with the hostes, where they laye, and of her he

borowed so moche money on his maysters skarlet cloke, as drewe to[233]

all the costes that they spente by the waye. Mayster Vauasour had nat

ryden past ii myle but that it began to rayne; wherfore he calledde for

his cloke.--His other seruauntes saide, Turpin was behinde, and had hit

with him. So they houedde[234] vnder a tre, tylle Turpin ouer toke them.

Whan he was come, Mayster Vauasour all angerly sayde: thou knaue, why

comest thou nat aweye with my cloke? Syr, and please you, quod Turpin, I

haue layde hit to gage[235] for your costes al the waye. Why, knaue,

quod his mayster, diddiste thou nat promyse to beare my charges to

London? Dyd I, quod Turpin? ye, quod his mayster, that thou diddest. Let

se, shew me your wriytinge therof, quod Turpin; wherto his mayster, I

thinke, answered but lytell.

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