FOOTNOTES:

[140] Orig. reads _thou sluggynge in thy bedde dost thou no good_, which

repetition of _thou_ seems unnecessary.

+ _Of the answere of the mastres to the mayde._ xciv.

+ A certayne wyfe there was, whiche was somwhat fayre, and, as all women

be that be fayre, was somwhat proude of her beautye; and as she and her

mayde satte together, she, as one that was desyrous to be praysed, sayd

to her thus: I, faythe, Jone, howe thynkest thou? am I nat a fayre wyfe?

Yes, by my trouth, maistres, quod she, ye be the fayrest that euer was

excepte * * *

_The end is wanting._

+ _Of the northern man that was all harte._ xcv.

_Of this tale but a small fragment remains._

+ _Of the burnynge of olde John._ xcvi.

+ _In a certayne_ towne there was a wife somewhat aged, that had beryed

_her husbande_, whose name was John, whome she so tend_erlye loued in

his_ lyfe, that after hys dethe she caused an ymage of tymber _to be

made in forme_ and persone as lyke to hym as coulde be; whiche ymage

_she kept carefully_ under her bedde; and euery nyghte she caused her

mayde to _wrap the ymage in a shete_ and lay it in her bedde; and called

it olde John. Thys _widowe had_ a prentyse whose name was John; whiche

John wolde fayne _haue married hys_ maystres, nat for no great pleasure,

but onely for her good _substance: for she_ was ryche. Wherefore he

ymagened howe he myght obtayne hys _desire and so dyd_ speke to the

mayde of the house, and desyred her to lay hym in hys maystres bedde for

one nyghte in stede of the pycture,[141] and promysed her a good rewarde

for her laboure; whyche mayde ouer nyghte wrapped the sayde younge man

in a shete, and layde hym in his maysters bedde, as she was wonte to

laye the pycture. Thys wydowe was wonte euery nyght, before she slepte

and dyuers tymes whan she waked, to kysse the sayde pycture of olde

John: wherefore the sayde nyghte she kyssed the sayde yonge man,

beleuynge that she hadde kyste the picture. And he sodenly sterte,[142]

and toke her in his armes, and so well pleased her than, that olde John

from thens forth was clene out of her mynde, and [she] was contente

that this yonge John shulde lye with her styll all that nyghte, and that

the pycture of olde John shulde lye styll under the bedde for a thynge

of noughte. After thys in the mornynge, thys wydowe, intendynge to

please this yonge John whyche had made her so good pastyme all the

nyght, bad her mayde go dresse some good mete for their brekefast to

feaste therwith her yonge John. This mayde, whan she had longe sought

for wode to dresse the sayde mete, told her maystres that she coude

fynde no wode that was drye, except onelye the pycture of olde John that

lyeth under the bed. * * * * * * * *

_Some lines wanting._

and dressyd the brekfast; and so olde John _was brenyd; and_ from thens

forth yong John occupyed _his place_.

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