FOOTNOTES:

[39] Orig. reads _properte is_.

[40] _Vide infra._

[41] economy.

[42] defiled, from Fr. _rayer_, to shine and give light, as the rays of

the sun, and thence to streak with lines of dirt, and so to soil. The

word is not common. See Nares art _ray_ (edit. 1859), and Cotgrave art

_rayer_ (edit. 1650).

[43] Orig. reads _turnyd_.

[44] Orig. reads _saw_.

+ _Of the wedded men that came to heuen to clayme theyr herytage._ xix.

+ A certayn weddyd man there was whyche, whan he was dede, cam to heuen

gates to seynt Peter, and sayd he cam to clayme hys bad heretage whyche

he had deseruyd. Saynt Peter askyd hym what he was, and he sayd a

weddyd man. Anon Saynt Peter openyd the gatys, and bad hym to com in,

and sayde he was worthye to haue hys herytage, bycause he had had much

troble and was worthye to haue a crowne of glory. Anon after there cam a

nother man that claymyd heuen, and sayd to Seynt Peter he had hade ii

wyues, to whom Saynt Peter answered and said: come in, for thou art

worthy to haue a doble crown of glory: for thou hast had doble trouble.

At the last there cam the thyrd, claymynge hys herytage and sayde to

Saynt Peter that he had had iii wyues, and desyryd to come in. What!

quod Saynt Peter, thou hast ben ones in troble and thereof delyueryd,

and than wyllingly woldyst be troblyd again, and yet agayne therof

delyueryd; and for all that coulde not beware the thyrde tyme, but

enterest wyllyngly in troble agayn: therfore go thy waye to Hell: for

thou shalt neuer come in heuen: for thou art not worthy.

Thys tale is a warnyng to them that haue bene twyse in paryll to beware

how they come therin the thyrd tyme.

+ _Of the merchaunte that charged his sonne to fynde one to synge for

hys soule._ xx.

+ A ryche marchant of London here was, that had one sonne that was

somewhat vnthryfty. Therfore hys fader vppon hys deth bed called hym to

hym, and sayde he knew well that he had ben vnthryfty; how be it, yf he

knew he wold amend hys condycyons he wolde make hym hys executour and

leue hym hys goods, so that he wolde promyse hym to pray for hys soule

and so fynde one dayly to syng for hym: which thyng to performe hys

sonne there made a faythfull promyse. After that this man made hym hys

executour, and dyed. But after that hys sonne kept such ryot, that in

short tyme he had wasted and spente all, and had nothynge left but a

henne and a cocke that was his fader's. It fortunyd than that one of hys

frendys came to hym, and sayd he was sory that he had wasted so moch,

and askyd hym how he wolde performe hys promyse made to hys fader that

he wolde kepe one to syng for hym. Thys yong man answered and sayde: by

God! yet I wyll performe my promyse: for I wyll kepe this same cocke

alyue styl, and he wyl krow euery day, and so he shall synge euery day

for my faders soule; and so I wyl performe my promyse wel ynough.

By thys ye maye se, that it is wysdome for a man to do good dedys hym

selfe, whyle he is here, and not to trust to the prayer and promyse of

hys executours.

+ _Of the mayde wasshynge clothes that answered the frere._ xxi.

+ There was a mayde stode by a reuers syde in her smoke,[45] wasshynge

clothes, and as she stouped ofttymes, her smocke cleued betune her

buttockkes. By whome there cam a frere, seynge[46] her and sayde in

sporte: mayde, mayde, take hede: for Bayarde bytes on the brydell.[47]

Nay, wys [I], master frere, quod the mayden, he doth but wype hys

mouthe, and wenyth ye wyll come and kysse hym.

By thys ye may se that womans answer is neuer to seke.

+ _Of the thre wyse men of Gotam._ xxii.

+ A certayn man there was dwellynge in a towne called Gotam that went to

a fayre iii myle for to bye shepe; and as he cam ouer a bryge he met

with one of hys neyghbours and told hym whether[48] he went, and askyd

hym whych way he wold bryng them. Whyche sayd he wolde brynge them ouer

the same bryge. Nay, quod the other man, but thou shalt not, by God!

quod

_4 lines of the original are wanting._

_Presently there came a milner, who bore a sack of_[49] mele vpon a

horse, a neybour of theyrs, and paciently askyd them what was the cause

of theyr varyaunce; which than she_wyd to hym_ the mater and cause, as

ye haue harde. Thys thyrde man, the mylner, _beganne_ for to rebuke them

by a famylyer example, and toke his sacke of mele _from_ his horse backe

and openyd it, and pouryd all the mele in the sacke ouer the brydge into

the ronnynge ryuer; wherby all the mele was lost, and sayde thus: by my

trouthe, neybours, because ye stryue for dryuynge ouer the brydge those

shepe which be not yet boughte, nor wotte not where they be, me thynketh

therfore there is euen as moche wytte in your hedes as there is mele now

in my _sacke_.

Thys tale shewyth you, that som man takyth _upon him for to teche_ other

men wysdome, when he is but a fole hymselfe.

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