at intervals, for the amusement of the little fellow. I chanced, too, to

accompany him, when he attended the poetess to her post-chaise, on the

morning of her departure, and had occasion to remark his courteous

hospitality to the last. "There are some persons," said he, with his

cordial smile, as he offered his hand at parting, "whom one earnestly

desires to meet again. You, madam, are one of those." But I am quite

forgetting the object that induced my recurrence to these

well-remembered scenes.

In answer to some leading remark of mine, regarding the wonderful

versatility of his father-in-law, addressed to Mr. Lockhart, as we stood

together contemplating the ivy-mantled walls of Dryburgh, he informed me

of the secret of his extraordinary achievements with the pen: "When you

meet him at breakfast," said Mr. Lockhart, "he has already, as he

expresses it, 'broken the neck of the day's work'--_he writes in the

morning_. Eschewing the indulgences of late rising and slippered ease

(at the last he rails incontinently), he is up with the lark--by half

past four or five, dresses as you see him at a later hour, in out-door

costume, visits the stables, and then sets himself resolutely to work.

By nine o'clock, when he joins us, he has accomplished the labors of a

day, almost."

"His correspondence alone must occupy an immense deal of time," said I.

"And yet," returned my companion, "Sir Walter makes it a rule to answer

every letter on the day of its reception. It must be an urgent cause

that interferes with this habit. And I am often astonished at the length

and careful composition of his replies to the queries of literary

correspondents, as well as to his letters of friendship."

"One would suppose his health must be impaired by such severe mental

labor," I answered.

"His cheerful temper, and his power to _leave care behind him_ in his

study, are a great assistance to him," replied Mr. Lockhart, moving

towards our horses, as he spoke--"but here," he added, smilingly,

laying his hand on his saddle, "here is his grand preservative. It must

be foul weather, indeed, even for our Northern land of mists and clouds,

that keeps him from his _daily allowance of fresh air_."

"Sir Walter is an accomplished horseman, I observe," said I, as we

resumed our ride.

"You may well say that!" exclaimed his son-in-law, laughing. "I wish you

could have seen him at the head of his troop of horse, charging an

imaginary foe. Only the other day, his favorite steed broke the arm of a

groom who attempted to mount him; and yet, in Sir Walter's hands, he is

as docile as need be. There seems to be some secret understanding

between him and his horses and dogs. This very horse, though he will

never permit another man to mount him, seems to obey his master's

behests with real pride as well as pleasure. I believe he would kneel to

receive him on his back, were he bidden to do so."

* * * * *

Dipping into an instructive and pleasant, though no longer new book,[14]

the other day, I came across the following passage: "Brougham has

recorded that the peroration of his speech in the Queen's case"--his

celebrated defence of Queen Caroline against her beastly husband--"was

written no less than ten times before he thought it fit for so august an

occasion. The same is probably true of similar passages in Webster's

speeches; it is known to be so of Burke's." What do you think of such

examples of industry and perseverance as these, young gentlemen?

[14] Sketches of Reform and Reformers,--by _H. B. Stanton_.

* * * * *

"Step in, ma'am, step in, if you please," said our Jehu, opening the

door of a stage-coach, in which I was making a journey through a region

not then penetrated by modern improvements, "would you like the back

seat?" Beside him stood a slightly-formed, delicate-looking girl, in a

hesitating attitude.

"I cannot ride backwards without being ill," said she, timidly, "and

I--I shall be sorry to disturb any one, but I would like to sit by a

window."

A young man who was sitting on the middle seat with me immediately

alighted, to make room for the more convenient entrance of the stranger,

and, as he did so, the driver said decidedly--"Shall be obliged to ask

the gentlemen on the back seat to accommodate the lady." A low-browed,

surly-looking young fellow, who sat nearest the door of the vehicle, on

the seat designated, doggedly kept his place, muttering something about

having the first claim, "first come, first served," etc. Seeing how

matters stood, a good-natured, farmer-like looking old man, who occupied

the other end of the seat, called out cheerily, "The young woman is

welcome to my place, if I can only get out of it!" and he began at once

to suit the action to the word.

By this time the before pale face of the young girl was painfully

flushed, and she said, in a low, deprecating tone, "I am very sorry to

make so much trouble."

"No trouble at all, ma'am--none at all! Just reach me your hand and I'll

help you up--that's it!"

"I am much obliged to you, sir--very much! I hope you will find a good

seat for yourself," said the recipient of his kindness, gently.

"No doubt of it!" returned he of the cheery voice. "I ain't at all sorry

to change a little--them back seat's plaguy cramped up! They say," added

he, settling himself next the boot, "that the front seat's the easiest

of all. One thing, there's more room [stretching his legs with an air of

infinite relief between those of his opposite neighbors], a deuced

sight!"

"Take your fare, gem'men," cried a bustling personage, at this moment.

"What is the fare from here to O----?" inquired the stationary biped in

the corner behind me.

"Six shillings, York money," was the ready response.

"Six shillings!" growled the other; "seems to me there's great extortion

all 'long this road. Yesterday I paid out three dollars, hard

money--twelve shillin' for lodgin', supper, and breakfast, back here to

G----!"

"Take your fare _now_, sir," interrupted the bustling little man at the

door, stepping upon the wheel, in sublime indifference to the muttered

anathemas, half addressed to him. "What name, sir?"--preparing to write

on the "way-bill"--"_always_, sir! it is rulable--always put down the

name."

The low voice of the lady, when she was reached, in due order, was

almost lost in the grumbling kept up by the agreeable occupant of the

corner seat. The most amusing commingling of opposite sounds reached my

ears, somewhat like the soft tones of a distant flute, and the

growling--not loud, but deep--of a hungry mastiff. "Julia

Peters"--"takes off the silver, by thunder!"--"Is my band-box put on?"

here a chinking, as of money counted, and then a hurried fumbling

appeared to take place in the "deepest depths" of various pockets. "How

soon will we be there," in silvery murmurs--"By George! I swear I

b'lieve I lost two shillin'!"--"Before dark!" chimed in the flute-notes.

"I am glad to hear it!" "I'll be hanged if any one shall come it over

me!" surged over the musical ripple. "When you stop at my

brother-in-law's," concluded the softer voice, in this unique duet.

Having been sometime on the wing, I fell into a doze, as we proceeded.

As I roused myself, at length, the young man who had alighted to make

room for the entrance of Miss Peters, whispered, "That young lady seems

very ill--what can we do for her relief?" A moment's attention convinced

me that the poor thing was horribly _stage-sick_. When she appeared to

rally a little, I turned round to her, and said, that I trusted she

would allow me to render her any service in my power. Forcing a smile,

she thanked me, and replied that she would soon be better she thought,

adding, in a still lower tone, that the _smell of tobacco_ always

affected her very sensibly. This last remark was at the time

unintelligible to me, but I afterwards learned that the animal on the

same seat with her had regaled himself upon the vilest of cigars while I

was napping, and that the only attempt at an apology he had offered was

a mumbled remark that, "as the wind blew the smoke out of the stage, he

s'posed no one hadn't no objections!"

Despite the hope expressed by my suffering neighbor, she did _not_ get

better, but continued to endure a most exhausting ordeal. Every decent

man in the coach seemed to sympathize with her, the rather that she so

evidently tried to make the best of it, and to avoid annoying others.

Every one had a different remedy to suggest, but, unfortunately, none of

them available, as there was no stopping place near. Though a somewhat

experienced traveller, my ingenuity could, until we should stop, effect

no more than disposing my large woollen shawl so as to aid in supporting

the weary head of the poor child.

As soon as we reached the next place for changing horses, I sprang out,

in common with the other passengers, and, inquiring for the nearest

druggist, hastened to procure a little reliable _brandy_.

Having previously arranged a change of seats with the harmless stripling

who had thus far occupied the middle back seat, I entered the stage, and

quietly told the young lady that, as there was no one of her own sex

aboard, I should claim the privilege of age, and prescribe for her, if

she would permit me.

"This is not a pleasant dose, I must warn you," said I, offering her a

_single teaspoonful of clear brandy_, "but I can safely promise you

relief, if you will swallow it; this is a nice, clean glass, too," I

added, smilingly, for I well knew how much that assurance would

encourage my patient.

"I do not know how to thank you sufficiently, sir," said the young lady,

striving to speak cheerfully, as she attempted to raise her head. Taking

the tumbler, with a trembling hand, she bravely swallowed my

prescription. I must own she gasped a little afterwards, but I could not

allow her the relief of water, without nullifying the proper effect, so

I assisted her in removing her bonnet (which the good-natured farmer,

who had re-entered the coach with me, carefully pinned upon the lining

of the vehicle, where it would safely swing), and in enveloping her head

in her veil, adjusting her shawl comfortably about her, and wrapping my

own about her feet.

"If I become your physician," said I, as I stooped to make the latter

process more effectual, "you must allow me the right to do as I think

best."

"I shall be only too much obliged by your kindness, sir," returned she.

"All I fear is, that you will give yourself unnecessary trouble on my

account."

"The gentleman don't seem to think it's no trouble," interposed the old

farmer, "'taint never no trouble to good-hearted folks to help a

fellow-cretur in distress! I wish my wife was here; she knows a great

sight better than I do, how to take care o' sick folks."

"I am sure," replied the invalid, "if kindness could make people well, I

should be restored. I feel myself greatly indebted to you, gentlemen."

The slight color called to her cheek by the genuine feeling with which

she uttered these words, was by no means decreased, as she gracefully

accepted the offerings of the youth who had first called my attention to

her indisposition. Coming up to the side of the stage, near her, he

expressed the hope that she was feeling better, and, saying that he had

known sea-sickness relieved by lemon-juice, presented a fine, fresh

lemon, and a superb carnation-pink, and quickly withdrew.

Mr. Benton--that I heard him tell the way-bill-man was his name--lost

something in not hearing and seeing all I did of the pleasure he

bestowed by his gifts; but he had his reward, as he re-seated himself

near us.

"You did not give me an opportunity to thank you for your politeness,

sir," the lady hastened to say, with a pretty, half-shrinking manner, "I

am so much obliged to you for the flower! it is so spicy and refreshing,

and so very beautiful."

"A very indifferent apology for a bouquet," returned the gentleman, "all

I could find, however. I am very happy if it affords you the slightest

gratification."

No sooner were we fairly on our way again, than I insisted upon

supporting the head of my fair patient upon my shoulder, assuring her

that ten minutes' sleep would complete the cure already begun in her

case. She blushed, and hesitated a little, upon the plea that she would

tire me.

"Allow me to be the judge of that," I answered, with some gravity, "and

permit the freedom of an old man." With this, I placed my arm firmly

about her slight form, and, without more ado, the languid head dropped

upon my shoulder.

I very soon had the satisfaction to discover that "tired nature's sweet

restorer" had come to my assistance, and to discern the return of some

natural color to the pallid face of the poor sufferer; so gathering her

shawl more closely about her, and disposing myself more effectually to

support my light burden, I maintained my vigil until the sudden stopping

of the vehicle aroused us all.

"The lady gets out here," cried the driver, opening the door, and,

through the obscurity that had now gathered about us, I dimly discerned

the outlines of the small dwelling in front of which we were at a stand.

In another moment, the door was flung hurriedly open, and a gentleman

hastened forward to receive my fair charge, who, notwithstanding the

confusion of the moment, found time to acknowledge the insignificant

attentions she had received from her travelling companions, much more

warmly than they deserved. Our last glimpse of my interesting patient,

revealed her folded closely in the arms of a lady, who appeared in the

lighted passage, and embraced, simultaneously, by several curly-headed

children, who clung to her dress, and hung upon her neck with manifest

and noisy delight.

We lumbered along, across a dark, covered bridge, up hill and down, and

then I reached my destination, for the nonce, the "New York Hotel," as

the little tavern of the village of B---- was grand-eloquently styled.

"Well, I ain't sorry we're arrove!" exclaimed the elegant young man,

with whose courtesy of nature my story opened. "George!"--stretching his

ungainly limbs upon the porch of the house--"won't some tipple be fine?

Hotel tipple's good enough for me!"

Before I could decide in my own mind whether this last declaration was

intended as a fling at me, for not giving Miss Peters a match for his

disgusting tobacco-smoke, from the bar of the stage-house, when I came

to the rescue in her service, he was scuffling with some ragged boys for

his trunk, and, as he marched off with his prize, I heard a

characteristic growl over the prospective tax upon his purse.

The next day was Sunday, and, of course, I was temporarily at a

stand-still in my journey.

The sexton of the neat little church to which I found my way in the

morning, put me into a pew next behind that I surmised to be the

Rector's. A movement among its occupants arrested my attention, and I

soon became really interested in remarking the healthful beauty of the

children, who, disposed between the two ladies occupying the extreme

ends of the seat, seemed to find some difficulty in keeping as quiet as

decorum required.

"I want to sit by aunt Julia," I overheard, as a bright-eyed little

fellow began to nestle uneasily in his seat. Upon this, the lady at the

top of the pew turned her head, and, behold! the face of my young

stage-coach friend! She was too much engaged, however, in aiding their

mother, as I supposed her to be, in settling the children, before the

service should commence, to observe me, and I almost doubted whether the

happy, smiling face I saw, was identical with the worn and colorless one

that had reposed so helplessly upon my breast on the previous evening;

but there was no mistaking the soft, blue eyes, and the wavy hair,

almost as sunny in hue as that of the little fellow who, at length,

rested quietly, with his head pillowed on her arm.

Scarcely had we begun with the Psalter, before Miss Peters looked

quickly round, with a startled glance. A half-smile of recognition

lighted her sweet face, and then her gaze was as quickly withdrawn.

"Good morning, sir!" exclaimed my new acquaintance, advancing eagerly

toward me, and offering her hand, as soon as we were in the vestibule of

the church, at the conclusion of the service; "I did not anticipate this

pleasure--sister, this is the gentleman to whom I was so much indebted

yesterday."

"We are all much obliged by your kindness to Miss Peters sir," her

companion hastened to say, and both bowed most politely to my

disclaimers of merit for so ordinary an act of humanity as that to which

they referred, and to my inquiries for the health of my fair patient.

Then followed a cordial invitation to dinner, in which each vied with

the other in frank hospitality. I attempted to compromise the matter by

a promise to pay my respects to the ladies in the evening.

"We do not dine until five on Sunday, sir, and that is almost evening!

Mr. Y---- will walk over and accompany you--you are at the Hotel? It

will give us great pleasure if you will come, unceremoniously, and

partake of a simple family dinner. Miss Peters claims you as _a

friend_."

There was no withstanding this, especially as each phrase of courtesy

was made doubly expressive, by the most ingenuously hospitable manner.

"Really, ladies," said I, as we reached the gate of the Rectory, "there

is no resisting such fair tempters! I will be most happy to exchange the

solitude of my dull room for the joys of your Eden."

And, insisting that I could not permit Mr. Y---- to add to his clerical

duties the fatigue of calling for me, I renewed my expressions of

gratification at the restoration of Miss Peters, and took my leave.

I was still engaged in laying off my overcoat and shoes, after sending

in my card, when Mr. Y---- came out to welcome me; and a most cordial

welcome it was! Such a warm hand-shaking as he gave me, and such

emphatic assurances of the pleasure it afforded him to make my

acquaintance! And when I entered the tasteful little parlor, where I

found the ladies, I was received with equally frank hospitality. The

children united with their seniors in making me feel, at once, that I

was among friends. One little circumstance, I remember, particularly

touched me. I was scarcely seated, when a little tottering thing, with a

toy in her hand, came and placed herself between my knees, and raising a

pair of large, truthful, blue eyes to mine, lisped out, "I does 'ouv 'ou

dearly!--'ou was 'o dood to aun' Dule!--I dive 'ou my pretty 'ittle

birdie!" and the little cherub presented me the toy.--It was many a long

day afterwards, believe me, my dear boys, before the warmth infused into

the heart of an old campaigner, by the simple adventures of that quiet

village Sabbath, ceased to glow cheerily in his heart!

After the unpretending, but pleasant, well-appointed dinner was

concluded, Miss Peters rose, and, with a slight apology to me, was

leaving the room, when her sister arrested her. Some playful, whispered

contest seemed to be going on between the two, of which I could not help

overhearing, in the sweet, silvery tones that had charmed me in the

stage-coach, "You know, dear, it's such a luxury to me!--you are always

with them. I will have my own way when I am here!" and away she flew

like a fawn.

Presently, the pattering of numerous tiny feet, and a commingling of

joyous voices, and the music of childish laughter, reached my ears, from

the stairs, and then all was for a moment hushed. Now there was

distinctly heard from above, the swelling notes of a simple, child's

hymn, sung by several voices, led by the musical one I had learned to

distinguish, and then followed a low-murmured "Our Father," as I

thought.

"Colonel Lunettes," said my hostess, drawing a chair to the sofa corner,

where I had been snugly ensconced by two of the children, before they

said good-night, "I will take advantage of sister's absence to express

my personal obligations to you for your kind care of her yesterday"----

"My dear Madam," I interposed, "I regard my meeting your sister as a

special Providence, for which I alone should be deeply grateful!"

"You are very polite, sir," answered the lady, "we, too, should be

grateful. Julia should never travel alone. Mr. Y---- always goes over to

O---- for her, when we expect her, and intended to do so this time, but

she insisted upon it in her last letter, that she _knew_ she wouldn't be

ill, and that he would only distress her by coming, as she was sure he

was necessarily very busy, preparing for the Bishop's visit, and,

indeed, she expected to come over with an elder lady teacher in the

Seminary."

"Then Miss Peters is instructing, Mrs. Y----?"

"She is, sir. We are orphans [a slight quiver in the tones] and Julia

prefers to make this effort for herself"----

"I am opposed to it," continued Mr. Y----, taking up the narrative, as

his wife half-paused, "and much prefer that Julia should be with

us,--she and Mrs. Y---- should not be separated. I am sure there is room

enough in our hearts for all _our children_, and Julia is one of them!"

The grateful, loving smile, and dewy eyes of the wife, alone expressed

her sense of pleasure at these words. For myself, I declare to you, I

did not like to trust myself to reply. I was turning over some new pages

of the history of human nature! Sometimes I think, as I did then, that

the soul of man never reaches the full development of its earthly

capacities, except when continually subjected to the blessed influences

of _nature_! The city--the beaten thoroughfares of existence--curb, if

they do not deaden, the better manifestations of the spirit, check

forever, the most beautiful, individualizing specialities of manner

even! But I did not mean to moralize.

When Miss Peters rejoined us, her brother-in-law rose (as I also did, of

course) and seated her between us, on the sofa.

"My dear young lady," said I, taking her hand respectfully in my own,

"permit me to say, as Dr. Johnson did to Hannah More, upon meeting her

for the first time, '_I understand that you are engaged in the useful

and honorable occupation of instructing young ladies_,'--if it were

possible more thoroughly to forget the brevity of our acquaintance, than

I have already done, this would have deepened my respect and interest

for you! Pardon me, if I take too great a liberty. You have, from the

commencement of our acquaintance, permitted me the privileges of an

octogenarian"----

"And of a _gentleman of the old school_!" she added, with great

vivacity, and with the most bewitching smile.

"Before I leave you, my dear Miss Peters, will you allow me to make a

prophecy?"

"If you are a prophet of _good_, sir"----

"Can you doubt it, when your future fate is the subject?"

"Indeed, sir, I shall have great faith in your auguries!" returned my

fair neighbor, bestowing the twin of her first smile upon me.

"Well, then, my dear, it is my solemn conviction that you have not yet

learned all you will one day know of the depth of the impression you

have left upon the heart of Mr. Benton," I answered, with a gravity that

I intended should _tell_.

"Mr. Benton! so that's his name?" laughed Mrs. Y----, gaily. "Julia

pretended not to know his name! I thought it was a conquest! I have not

yet had an opportunity of looking out the '_language_' of a very large,

full blown carnation pink!"

"No doubt," interrupted Mr. Y----, "it is precisely the opposite of

_lemon-juice_!"

Between laughing and blushing, the fair subject of this badinage made

but a faint show of resistance; but, at this juncture, she managed to

say, as she turned to me, with a most courteous bow.

"I very much question whether the sentiments expressed by any flower can

more readily touch the heart, than that _I_ have known conveyed by a

_teaspoonful of brandy_!"

"Bravo!" cried Mr. Y----.

"Well done, Jule!" echoed my hostess.

And I!--my feelings were too deep for words! I could only lay my hand

upon my heart, and raise my eyes to the ceiling.

* * * * *

Perhaps there is no better test of the unexceptionableness of a habit,

than to _suppose it generally adopted, and infer the consequences_. I

remember some such reflection, in connection with a little circumstance

that once fell under my observation:--Dining with a young Canadian, at

his residence in Kingston, C. W., I met, among other persons, an English

notability, of whom I had frequently heard and read. A slight pause in

the conversation, made doubly audible a loud yawn proceeding from one

corner of the dining-room, and, as a general look of surprise was

visible, a huge Newfoundland dog approached us, stretching his limbs,

and shaking from his shaggy coat anything but

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