CHAPTER XII.

Bonfire--My wife--Matthews--Tunnel

picture--Imposture--Fancy--Moselle--Cocher--"Saturday Review"

Tracts--Gymnastics--The paddle--A spell--Overhead--Feminine

forum--Public breakfast.

As evening came on the little flag of the Rob Roy, which was always

hoisted, even in a cart, showed signs of animation, being now revived by

a fresh breeze from the beautiful Vosges mountains when we gradually

brought their outline more distinctly near.

Then we had to cross the river Thur, but that was an easy matter in

these scorching days of drought. So the cavalcade went on till, the high

road being reached, we drove the cart into the pretty town of Thann. The

driver insisted on going to _his_ hotel, but when there I saw it could

not be the best in a town of this size (experience quickens perception

in these matters), and I simply took the reins, backed out of the yard,

and drove to a better one.

Here the hotel-keeper had read of the Rob Roy, so it was received with

all the honours, and the best of his good things was at my disposal. In

the evening I burned some magnesium-wire signals to amuse the rustics,

who came in great crowds along the roads, drawing home their

bullock-carts, well loaded with large vats full of the new grapes, and

singing hoarsely as they waved aloft flowers and garlands and danced

around them,--the rude rejoicings for a bounteous vine harvest. It is

remarkable how soon the good singing of Germany is lost trace of when

you cross into France, though the language of the peasant here was

German enough.

At night we went to see an experiment in putting out fires. A large

bonfire was lighted in the market-place, and the inventor of the new

apparatus came forward, carrying on his back a vessel full of water,

under the pressure of "six atmospheres" of carbonic acid gas. He

directed this on the fire from a small squirt at the end of a tube, and

it was certainly most successful in immediately extinguishing the

flames.[XXX.] This gentleman and other _savants_ of the town then visited

the boat, and the usual entertainment of the sketch-book closed a

pleasant day, which had begun with every appearance of being the

reverse.

[XXX.] This invention, l'Extincteur, has since been exhibited in

London, and it seems to be a valuable one.

Although this is a busy place, I found only one book-shop in it, and

that a very bad one. A priest and two nuns were making purchases there,

and I noticed that more images and pictures than printed books were kept

for sale.

Next morning a new railroad enabled me to take the boat a little further

into the hills; but they fought hard to make her go separate, that is,

in a "merchandise" train, though I said the boat was "my wife," and

could not travel alone. At last they put their wise heads together,

filled up five separate printed forms, charged double fare, and the

whole thing cost me just ninepence. Verily, the French are still

overloaded with forms, and are still in the straitwaistcoat of

_système_. The railway winds among green hills, while here and there a

"fabrik," or factory, nestles in a valley, or illumines a hill-side at

night with its numerous windows all lighted up. These are the chief

depôts of that wonderful industry of taste which spreads the shawls and

scarfs of France before the eyes of an admiring world, for ladies to

covet, and for their husbands to buy. I was informed that the designs

for patterns here cost large sums, as if they were the oil paintings of

the first masters, and that three times as much is paid in France for

cutting one in wood as will be given by an English manufacturer.

At Wesserling we managed to mount the Rob Roy on a spring vehicle, and

we set off gaily up the winding road that passes the watershed of the

Vosges mountains. I never had a more charming drive. For six hours we

were among woods, vineyards, bright rivulets, and rich pastures. Walking

up a hill, we overtook a carriage, and found one of the occupants was an

Englishman. But he had resided in France for more than twenty years, and

really I could scarcely understand his English. He spoke of "dis ting,"

and "ve vill go," and frequently mingled French and German words with

his native tongue. In a newspaper article here we noticed after the name

"Matthews," the editor had considerately added, "pronounced, in English,

Massious." This is well enough for a Frenchman, but it certainly is

difficult to conceive how a man can fail in pronouncing our "th," if he

is a real live Englishman. When he found out my name, he grasped my

hand, and said how deeply interested he had been in a pamphlet written

by one of the same name.[XXXI.]

[XXXI.] The Loss of the Kent East Indiaman by Fire in the Bay of

Biscay, by General Sir D. Macgregor, K.C.B. (Religious Tract Society,

Paternoster-row.) See a further note on this in the Appendix.

The spring carriage had been chartered as an expensive luxury in this

cheap tour, that is to say, my boat and myself were to be carried about

thirty-five miles in a comfortable four-wheeled vehicle for twenty-six

francs--not very dear when you consider that it saved a whole day's time

to me and a whole day's jolting to the canoe, which seemed to enjoy its

soft bed on the top of the cushion, and to appreciate very well the

convenience of springs. After a good hard pull up a winding road we got

to the top of the pass of this "little Switzerland," as it is called,

and here was a tunnel on the very crest of the watershed.

The arch of this dark tunnel made an excellent frame to a magnificent

picture; for before me was stretched out broad France. All streams at

our back went down to the all-absorbing Rhine, but those in front would

wend their various ways, some to the Mediterranean, others into the Bay

of Biscay, and the rest into the British Channel.

A thousand peaks and wooded knolls were on this side and that, while a

dim panorama of five or six villages and sunny plains extended before

us. This was the chain of the Vosges mountains and their pleasant vales,

where many valorous men have been reared. The most noted crusaders came

from this district, and from here too the first of the two great

Napoleons drew the best soldiers of his army.[XXXII.] Most of the community

are Protestants.

[XXXII.] The giant called "Anak," who has been exhibiting in London,

is from the Vosges mountains.

High up on one side of us was a pilgrim station, where thousands of

people come year by year, and probably they get fine fresh air and

useful exercise. The French seem to walk farther for superstitious

purposes than for mere pedestrian amusement.[XXXIII.]

[XXXIII.] Among other celebrated French "stations" there is the

mountain of La Salette, near Grenoble, where, even in one day, 16,000

pilgrims have ascended to visit the spot where the Virgin Mary was said

to have spoken to some shepherds. On the occasion of my pilgrimage there

I met some donkeys with panniers bringing down holy water (in lemonade

bottles) which was sold throughout Europe for a shilling a bottle, until

a priest at the bottom of the mountain started a private pump of his

own. The woman who had been hired to personate the Holy Saint confessed

the deception, and it was exploded before the courts of law in a report

which I read on the spot; but the Roman Catholic papers, even in

England, published attractive articles to support this flagrant

imposture, and its truth and goodness were vehemently proclaimed in a

book by the Romish Bishop of Birmingham, with the assent of the Pope.

Methinks it is easier to march barefoot 100 miles over sharp stones than

to plod your honest walk of life on common pavement and with strong

soled boots.

My English friend now got into my carriage, and we drove a little way

from the road to the village of Bussang to see the source of the

Moselle.

This river rises under the "Ballon d'Alsace," a lofty mountain with a

rounded top, and the stream consists at first of four or five very tiny

trickling rivulets which unite and come forth in a little spring well

about the size of a washing-tub, from which the water flows across the

road in a channel that you can bridge with your fingers.

But this bubbling brook had great interest for me, as I meant to follow

its growth until it would be strong enough to bear me on its cool, clear

water, now only like feathers strewed among the grass, and singing its

first music very pretty and low.

We like to see the source of a great river; a romantic man must have

much piquant thought at the sight, and a poetic man must be stirred by

its sentiment. Every great thought must also have had a source or germ,

and it would be interesting to know how and when some of the grand ideas

that have afterwards aroused nations first thrilled in the brain of a

genius, a warrior, a philosopher, or a statesman. And besides having a

source, each stream of thought has a current too, with ripples and deep

pools, and scenery as it were around. Some thoughts are lofty, others

broad; some are straight, and others round about; some are rushing,

while others glide peacefully; only a few are clear and deep.

But this is not the place to launch upon fancy's dreams, or even to

describe the real, pretty valleys around us in the Vosges. We go through

these merely to find water for the Rob Roy, and in this search we keep

descending every hour.

When the bright stars came out they glittered below thick trees in pools

of the water now so quickly become a veritable river, and I scanned each

lagoon in the darkness to know if still it was too small for the boat.

We came to the town of Remiremont and to a bad sort of inn, where all

was disorder and dirt. The driver sat down with me to a late supper and

behaved with true French politeness, which always shows better in

company than in private, or when real self-denial or firm friendship is

to be tested. So he ate of his five different courses, and had his wine,

fruit, and neat little etceteras, and my bill next day for our united

entertainment and lodging was just 3_s._ 4_d._

This _cocher_ was an intelligent man, and conversed on his own range of

subjects with considerable tact, and when our conversation was turned

upon the greater things of another world he said, "They must be happy

there, for none of them have ever come back"--a strange thought, oddly

phrased. As he became interested in the subject I gave him a paper upon

it, which he at once commenced to read aloud.[XXXIV.]

[XXXIV.] Some days previously a stranger gave me a bundle of papers

to read, for which I thanked him much. Afterwards at leisure I examined

the packet, which consisted of about thirty large pages sewn together,

and comprising tracts upon politics, science, literature, and religion.

The last subject was prominent, and was dealt with in a style clever,

caustic, and censorious, which interested me much. These tracts were

printed in England and with good paper and type. They are a weekly

series, distributed everywhere at six shillings a dozen, and each page

is entitled "The Saturday Review."

Next morning, the 20th of September, the Rob Roy was brought to the door

in a handcart, and was soon attended by its usual levee.

As we had come into the town late at night the gazers were ignorant of

any claims this boat might have upon their respect, and some of them

derided the idea of its being able to float on the river here, or at any

rate to go more than a mile or two.

But having previously taken a long walk before breakfast to examine the

Moselle, I was convinced it could be begun even here and in this dry

season. The porter was therefore directed to go forward, and the boat

moved towards the river amid plaudits rather ambiguous, until a curious

old gentleman, with green spectacles and a white hat, kindly brought the

sceptical mob to their senses by telling them he had read often about

the boat, and they must not make fun of it now.

Then they all chopped round and changed their minds in a moment--the

fickle French--and they helped me with a will, and carried the Rob Roy

about a mile to the spot fixed upon for the start, which was speedily

executed, with a loud and warm "Adieu!" and "Bon voyage!" from all the

spectators.

It was pleasant again to grasp the paddle and to find pure clear water

below, which I had not seen since the Danube, and to have a steady

current alongside that was so much missed on the sluggish river Ill and

the Basel Canal.

Pretty water flowers quivered in the ripples round the mossy stones, and

park-like meadows sloped to the river with fruit trees heavy laden.

After half an hour of congratulation that we had come to the Moselle

rather than the Saone and the Doubs, I settled down to my day's work

with cheerfulness.

The water of this river was very clear and cool, meandering through long

deep pools, and then over gurgling shallows; and the fish, waterfowl,

woods, and lovely green fields were a most welcome change from the canal

we had left. The sun was intensely hot, but the spare "jib," as a shawl

on my shoulders, defied its fierce rays, and so I glided along in

solitary enjoyment. The numerous shallows required much activity with

the paddle, and my boat got more bumped and thumped to-day than in any

other seven days of the tour. Of course I had often to get out and to

tow her through the water; sometimes through the fields, or over rocks,

but this was easily done with canvas shoes on, and flannel trousers that

are made for constant ducking.

The aspect of the river was rather of a singular character for some

miles, with low banks sloping backwards, and richly carpeted with grass,

so that the view on either side was ample; while in front was a spacious

picture of successive levels, seen to great advantage as the Rob Roy

glided smoothly on crystal waters lipped with green. Again the playful

river descends by sudden leaps and deep falls, chiefly artificial, and

some trouble is caused in getting down each of these, for the boat had

to be lowered by hand, with a good deal of gymnastic exercise among the

slippery rocks; the mosses and lichens were studied in anything but

botanical order.

At this period of the voyage the paddle felt so natural in my hands from

long use of it every day, that it was held unconsciously. In the

beginning of my practice I had invented various tethers and ties to

secure this all-important piece of furniture from being lost if it

should fall overboard, and I had practised what ought to be done if the

paddle should ever be beaten out of my hand by a wave, or dropped into

the water in a moment of carelessness.

But none of these plans were satisfactory in actual service. The strings

got entangled when I jumped out suddenly, or I forgot the thing was tied

when it had to be thrown out on the shore, so it was better to have the

paddle perfectly loose; and thus free, it never was dropped or lost hold

of even in those times of difficulty or confusion which made twenty

things to be done, and each to be done first, when an upset was

imminent, and a jump out had to be managed instead.[XXXV.]

[XXXV.] The bamboo mast was meant originally to serve also as a

boat-hook or hitcher, and had a ferrule and a fishing gaff neatly

fastened on the end, which fitted also into the mast step. I recollect

having used the boat-hook once at Gravesend, but it was instantly seen

to be a mistake. You don't want a boat-hook when your canoe can come

close alongside where it is deep, and will ground when it is shallow.

Besides, to use a boat-hook you must drop the paddle.

The movement of the paddle, then, got to be almost involuntary, just as

the legs are moved in walking, and the ordinary difficulties of a river

seemed to be understood by the mind without special observation, and to

be dealt with naturally, without hesitation or reasoning as to what

ought to be done. This faculty increased until long gazes upwards to

the higher grounds or to the clouds were fully indulged without

apparently interrupting the steady and proper navigation of the boat,

even when it was moving with speed. On one of these occasions I had got

into a train of thought on this subject, and was regretting that the

course of the stream made me turn my back on the best scenery. I had

spun round two or three times to feast my eyes once more and again upon

some glowing peaks, lit up by the setting sun, until a sort of

fascination seized the mind, and a quiet lethargy crept over the system;

and, moreover, a most illogical persuasion then settled that the boat

always _did_ go right, and that one need not be so much on the alert to

steer well. This still held me as we came into a cluster of about a

dozen rocks all dotted about, and with the stream welling over this one

and rushing over that, and yet I was spellbound and doggedly did nothing

to guide the boat's course.

But the water was avenged on this foolish defiance of its power, for in

a moment I was driven straight on a great rock, only two inches below

the surface, and the boat at once swung round, broadside on to the

current, and then slowly but determinedly began to turn over. As it

canted more and more my lax muscles were rudely aroused to action, for

the plain fact stared out baldly that I was about to get a regular

ducking, and all from a stupid, lazy fit.

The worst of it was I was not sitting erect, but stretched almost at

full length in the boat, and one leg was entangled inside by the strap

of my bag. In the moments following (that seem minutes in such a case) a

gush of thoughts went through the mind while the poor little boat was

still turning over, until at last I gave a spring from my awkward

position to jump into the water.

The jerk released the canoe from the rock, but only the head and arms of

its captain fell into the river--though in a most undignified _pose_,

which was soon laughed off, when my seat was recovered, with a wet head

and dripping sleeves!

However, this little _faux pas_ quite wakened and sobered me, and I

looked in half shame to the bank to see if any person had witnessed the

absurd performance. And it was well to have done with sentiment and

reveries, for the river had now got quite in earnest about going along.

Permit me again to invite attention to the washerwomen on the river; for

this institution, which one does not find thus floating on our streams

in England, becomes a very frequent object of interest if you canoe it

on the Continent.

[Illustration: "Washing Barge."]

As the well in Eastern countries is the recognised place for gossiping,

and in colder climes a good deal of politics is settled in the barber's

shop, so here in fluvial districts the washing barge is the forum of

feminine eloquence.

The respectability of a town as you approach it is shadowed forth by the

size and ornaments of the _blanchisseuses'_ float; and as there are

often fifty faces seen at once, the type of female loveliness may be

studied for a district at a time. While they wash they talk, and while

they talk they thump and belabour the clothes; but there is always some

idle eye wandering which speedily will catch sight of the Rob Roy canoe.

In smaller villages, and where there is no barge for them to use, the

women have to do without one, and kneel on the ground, so that even in

far-off parts of the river we shall find them there.

A flat sounding whack! whack! tells me that round the corner we shall

come upon at least a couple of washerwomen, homely dames, with brown

faces and tall caps, who are wringing, slapping, and scrubbing the

"linge." Though this may encourage the French cotton trade, I rejoice

that my own shirts are of strong woollen stuff, which defies their

buffeting.

I always fraternized with these ladies, doffing my hat, and drawing back

my left foot for a bow (though the graceful action is not observed under

the macintosh). Other travellers, also, may find there is something to

be seen and heard if they pass five minutes at the washing-barge. But

even if it were not instructive and amusing thus to study character when

a whole group is met with at once, surely it is to be remembered that

the pleasure of seeing a new sight and of hearing a foreigner speak

cheerful and kind words, is to many of these hard-working, honest

mothers a bright interlude in a life of toil. To give pleasure is one of

the best pleasures of a tourist; and it is in acting thus, too, that

the lone traveller feels no loneliness, while he pleases and is pleased.

Two Englishmen may travel together agreeably among foreigners for a week

without learning so much of the life, and mind, and manners of the

people as would be learned in one day if each of the tourists went

alone, provided he was not too shy or too proud to open his eyes, and

ears, and mouth among strangers, and had sense enough to be an exception

to the rule that "Every Englishman is an island."

Merely for a change, I ran the Rob Roy into a long millrace in search of

breakfast. This stream having secured hold of the boat stealthily ran

away with us in a winding course among the hayfields, and quite out of

reach of the river, until it seemed that after all we were only in a

streamlet for irrigation, which would vanish into rills an inch deep in

a water meadow. However, I put a bold face on it, and gravely and

swiftly sped through the fields, and bestowed a nod now and then on the

rural gazers. A fine boy of twelve years old soon trotted alongside, and

I asked him if he was an honest lad, which he answered by a blush, and

"Yes." "Here is a franc, then. Go and buy me bread and wine, and meet me

at the mill." A few of the "hands" soon found out the canoe, moored, as

it was thought, in quiet retirement, with its captain resting under a

tree, and presently a whole crowd of them swarmed out, and shouted with

delight as they pressed round to see.

The boy brought a very large bottle of wine, and a loaf big enough to

dine four men; and I set to work with an oarsman's appetite, and that

happy _sang froid_ which no multitude of gazers now could disturb.

However, one of the party invited me into her house, and soon set

delicate viands before the new guest, while the others filled the room

in an instant, and were replaced by sets of fifty at a time, all very

good-humoured and respectful.

But it was so hot and bustling here that I resolved to go away and have

a more pleasant and sulky meal by myself on some inaccessible island.

The retreat through the crowd had to be regularly prepared for by

military tactics; so I appointed four of the most troublesome boys as

"policemen" to guard the boat in its transit across the fields, but they

discharged their new duties with such vigour that two little fellows

were soon knocked over into the canoe, and so we launched off, while the

Manager of the factory called in vain to his cottonspinners, who were

all now in full cry after the boat, and were making holiday without

leave.

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