SCENE I

SAINT JOAN

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Saint Joan: a Chronicle Play in Six Scenes and an Epilogue. By Bernard

Shaw.

[Illustration: a tragedy mask]

BRENTANO’S - New York

MCMXXVI

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COPYRIGHT, 1924, BY

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

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PREFACE TO SAINT JOAN

Joan the Original and Presumptuous.

Joan of Arc, a village girl from the Vosges, was born about 1412; burnt

for heresy, witchcraft, and sorcery in 1431; rehabilitated after a

fashion in 1456; designated Venerable in 1904; declared Blessed in 1908;

and finally canonized in 1920. She is the most notable Warrior Saint in

the Christian calendar, and the queerest fish among the eccentric

worthies of the Middle Ages. Though a professed and most pious Catholic,

and the projector of a Crusade against the Husites, she was in fact one

of the first Protestant martyrs. She was also one of the first apostles

of Nationalism, and the first French practitioner of Napoleonic realism

in warfare as distinguished from the sporting ransom-gambling chivalry

of her time. She was the pioneer of rational dressing for women, and,

like Queen Christina of Sweden two centuries later, to say nothing of

the Chevalier D’Eon and innumerable obscure heroines who have disguised

themselves as men to serve as soldiers and sailors, she refused to

accept the specific woman’s lot, and dressed and fought and lived as men

did.

As she contrived to assert herself in all these ways with such force

that she was famous throughout western Europe before she was out of her

teens (indeed she never got out of them), it is hardly surprising that

she was judicially burnt, ostensibly for a number of capital crimes

which we no longer punish as such, but essentially for what we call

unwomanly and insufferable presumption. At eighteen Joan’s pretensions

were beyond those of the proudest Pope or the haughtiest emperor. She

claimed to be the ambassador and plenipotentiary of God, and to be, in

effect, a member of the Church Triumphant whilst still in the flesh on

earth. She patronized her own king, and summoned the English king to

repentance and obedience to her commands. She lectured, talked down, and

overruled statesmen and prelates. She poohpoohed the plans of generals,

leading their troops to victory on plans of her own. She had an

unbounded and quite unconcealed contempt for official opinion, judgment,

and authority, and for War Office tactics and strategy. Had she been a

sage and monarch in whom the most venerable hierarchy and the most

illustrious dynasty converged, her pretensions and proceedings would

have been as trying to the official mind as the pretensions of Caesar

were to Cassius. As her actual condition was pure upstart, there were

only two opinions about her. One was that she was miraculous: the other

that she was unbearable.

Joan and Socrates.

If Joan had been malicious, selfish, cowardly or stupid, she would have

been one of the most odious persons known to history instead of one of

the most attractive. If she had been old enough to know the effect she

was producing on the men whom she humiliated by being right when they

were wrong, and had learned to flatter and manage them, she might have

lived as long as Queen Elizabeth. But she was too young and rustical and

inexperienced to have any such arts. When she was thwarted by men whom

she thought fools, she made no secret of her opinion of them or her

impatience with their folly; and she was naïve enough to expect them to

be obliged to her for setting them right and keeping them out of

mischief. Now it is always hard for superior wits to understand the fury

roused by their exposures of the stupidities of comparative dullards.

Even Socrates, for all his age and experience, did not defend himself at

his trial like a man who understood the long accumulated fury that had

burst on him, and was clamoring for his death. His accuser, if born 2300

years later, might have been picked out of any first class carriage on a

suburban railway during the evening or morning rush from or to the City;

for he had really nothing to say except that he and his like could not

endure being shewn up as idiots every time Socrates opened his mouth.

Socrates, unconscious of this, was paralyzed by his sense that somehow

he was missing the point of the attack. He petered out after he had

established the fact that he was an old soldier and a man of honorable

life, and that his accuser was a silly snob. He had no suspicion of the

extent to which his mental superiority had roused fear and hatred

against him in the hearts of men towards whom he was conscious of

nothing but good will and good service.

Contrast with Napoleon.

If Socrates was as innocent as this at the age of seventy, it may be

imagined how innocent Joan was at the age of seventeen. Now Socrates was

a man of argument, operating slowly and peacefully on men’s minds,

whereas Joan was a woman of action, operating with impetuous violence on

their bodies. That, no doubt, is why the contemporaries of Socrates

endured him so long, and why Joan was destroyed before she was fully

grown. But both of them combined terrifying ability with a frankness,

personal modesty, and benevolence which made the furious dislike to

which they fell victims absolutely unreasonable, and therefore

inapprehensible by themselves. Napoleon, also possessed of terrifying

ability, but neither frank nor disinterested, had no illusions as to the

nature of his popularity. When he was asked how the world would take his

death, he said it would give a gasp of relief. But it is not so easy for

mental giants who neither hate nor intend to injure their fellows to

realize that nevertheless their fellows hate mental giants and would

like to destroy them, not only enviously because the juxtaposition of a

superior wounds their vanity, but quite humbly and honestly because it

frightens them. Fear will drive men to any extreme; and the fear

inspired by a superior being is a mystery which cannot be reasoned away.

Being immeasurable it is unbearable when there is no presumption or

guarantee of its benevolence and moral responsibility: in other words,

when it has no official status. The legal and conventional superiority

of Herod and Pilate, and of Annas and Caiphas, inspires fear; but the

fear, being a reasonable fear of measurable and avoidable consequences

which seem salutary and protective, is bearable; whilst the strange

superiority of Christ and the fear it inspires elicit a shriek of

Crucify Him from all who cannot divine its benevolence. Socrates has to

drink the hemlock, Christ to hang on the cross, and Joan to burn at the

stake, whilst Napoleon, though he ends in St Helena, at least dies in

his bed there; and many terrifying but quite comprehensible official

scoundrels die natural deaths in all the glory of the kingdoms of this

world, proving that it is far more dangerous to be a saint than to be a

conqueror. Those who have been both, like Mahomet and Joan, have found

that it is the conqueror who must save the saint, and that defeat and

capture mean martyrdom. Joan was burnt without a hand lifted on her own

side to save her. The comrades she had led to victory and the enemies

she had disgraced and defeated, the French king she had crowned and the

English king whose crown she had kicked into the Loire, were equally

glad to be rid of her.

Was Joan Innocent or Guilty?

As this result could have been produced by a crapulous inferiority as

well as by a sublime superiority, the question which of the two was

operative in Joan’s case has to be faced. It was decided against her by

her contemporaries after a very careful and conscientious trial; and the

reversal of the verdict twentyfive years later, in form a

rehabilitation of Joan, was really only a confirmation of the validity

of the coronation of Charles VII. It is the more impressive reversal by

a unanimous Posterity, culminating in her canonization, that has quashed

the original proceedings, and put her judges on their trial, which, so

far, has been much more unfair than their trial of her. Nevertheless the

rehabilitation of 1456, corrupt job as it was, really did produce

evidence enough to satisfy all reasonable critics that Joan was not a

common termagant, not a harlot, not a witch, not a blasphemer, no more

an idolater than the Pope himself, and not ill conducted in any sense

apart from her soldiering, her wearing of men’s clothes, and her

audacity, but on the contrary good-humored, an intact virgin, very

pious, very temperate (we should call her meal of bread soaked in the

common wine which is the drinking water of France ascetic), very kindly,

and, though a brave and hardy soldier, unable to endure loose language

or licentious conduct. She went to the stake without a stain on her

character except the overweening presumption, the superbity as they

called it, that led her thither. It would therefore be waste of time now

to prove that the Joan of the first part of the Elizabethan chronicle

play of Henry VI (supposed to have been tinkered by Shakespear) grossly

libels her in its concluding scenes in deference to Jingo patriotism.

The mud that was thrown at her has dropped off by this time so

completely that there is no need for any modern writer to wash up after

it. What is far more difficult to get rid of is the mud that is being

thrown at her judges, and the whitewash which disfigures her beyond

recognition. When Jingo scurrility had done its worst to her, sectarian

scurrility (in this case Protestant scurrility) used her stake to beat

the Roman Catholic Church and the Inquisition. The easiest way to make

these institutions the villains of a melodrama was to make The Maid its

heroine. That melodrama may be dismissed as rubbish. Joan got a far

fairer trial from the Church and the Inquisition than any prisoner of

her type and in her situation gets nowadays in any official secular

court; and the decision was strictly according to law. And she was not a

melodramatic heroine: that is, a physically beautiful lovelorn parasite

on an equally beautiful hero, but a genius and a saint, about as

completely the opposite of a melodramatic heroine as it is possible for

a human being to be.

Let us be clear about the meaning of the terms. A genius is a person

who, seeing farther and probing deeper than other people, has a

different set of ethical valuations from theirs, and has energy enough

to give effect to this extra vision and its valuations in whatever

manner best suits his or her specific talents. A saint is one who having

practised heroic virtues, and enjoyed revelations or powers of the order

which The Church classes technically as supernatural, is eligible for

canonization. If a historian is an Anti-Feminist, and does not believe

women to be capable of genius in the traditional masculine departments,

he will never make anything of Joan, whose genius was turned to

practical account mainly in soldiering and politics. If he is

Rationalist enough to deny that saints exist, and to hold that new ideas

cannot come otherwise than by conscious ratiocination, he will never

catch Joan’s likeness. Her ideal biographer must be free from nineteenth

century prejudices and biases; must understand the Middle Ages, the

Roman Catholic Church, and the Holy Roman Empire much more intimately

than our Whig historians have ever understood them; and must be capable

of throwing off sex partialities and their romance, and regarding woman

as the female of the human species, and not as a different kind of

animal with specific charms and specific imbecilities.

Joan’s Good Looks.

To put the last point roughly, any book about Joan which begins by

describing her as a beauty may be at once classed as a romance. Not one

of Joan’s comrades, in village, court, or camp, even when they were

straining themselves to please the king by praising her, ever claimed

that she was pretty. All the men who alluded to the matter declared most

emphatically that she was unattractive sexually to a degree that seemed

to them miraculous, considering that she was in the bloom of youth, and

neither ugly, awkward, deformed, nor unpleasant in her person. The

evident truth is that like most women of her hardy managing type she

seemed neutral in the conflict of sex because men were too much afraid

of her to fall in love with her. She herself was not sexless: in spite

of the virginity she had vowed up to a point, and preserved to her

death, she never excluded the possibility of marriage for herself. But

marriage, with its preliminary of the attraction, pursuit, and capture

of a husband, was not her business: she had something else to do.

Byron’s formula, “Man’s love is of man’s life a thing apart: ’tis

woman’s whole existence” did not apply to her any more than to George

Washington or any other masculine worker on the heroic scale. Had she

lived in our time, picture postcards might have been sold of her as a

general: they would not have been sold of her as a sultana. Nevertheless

there is one reason for crediting her with a very remarkable face. A

sculptor of her time in Orleans made a statue of a helmeted young woman

with a face that is unique in art in point of being evidently not an

ideal face but a portrait, and yet so uncommon as to be unlike any real

woman one has ever seen. It is surmised that Joan served unconsciously

as the sculptor’s model. There is no proof of this; but those

extraordinarily spaced eyes raise so powerfully the question “If this

woman be not Joan, who is she?” that I dispense with further evidence,

and challenge those who disagree with me to prove a negative. It is a

wonderful face, but quite neutral from the point of view of the operatic

beauty fancier.

Such a fancier may perhaps be finally chilled by the prosaic fact that

Joan was the defendant in a suit for breach of promise of marriage, and

that she conducted her own case and won it.

Joan’s Social Position.

By class Joan was the daughter of a working farmer who was one of the

headmen of his village, and transacted its feudal business for it with

the neighboring squires and their lawyers. When the castle in which the

villagers were entitled to take refuge from raids became derelict, he

organized a combination of half a dozen farmers to obtain possession of

it so as to occupy it when there was any danger of invasion. As a child,

Joan could please herself at times with being the young lady of this

castle. Her mother and brothers were able to follow and share her

fortune at court without making themselves notably ridiculous. These

facts leave us no excuse for the popular romance that turns every

heroine into either a princess or a beggarmaid. In the somewhat similar

case of Shakespear a whole inverted pyramid of wasted research has been

based on the assumption that he was an illiterate laborer, in the face

of the plainest evidence that his father was a man of business, and at

one time a very prosperous one, married to a woman of some social

pretensions. There is the same tendency to drive Joan into the position

of a hired shepherd girl, though a hired shepherd girl in Domrémy would

have deferred to her as the young lady of the farm.

The difference between Joan’s case and Shakespear’s is that Shakespear

was not illiterate. He had been to school, and knew as much Latin and

Greek as most university passmen retain: that is, for practical

purposes, none at all. Joan was absolutely illiterate. “I do not know A

from B” she said. But many princesses at that time and for long after

might have said the same. Marie Antoinette, for instance, at Joan’s age

could not spell her own name correctly. But this does not mean that Joan

was an ignorant person, or that she suffered from the diffidence and

sense of social disadvantage now felt by people who cannot read or

write. If she could not write letters, she could and did dictate them

and attach full and indeed excessive importance to them. When she was

called a shepherd lass to her face she very warmly resented it, and

challenged any woman to compete with her in the household arts of the

mistresses of well furnished houses. She understood the political and

military situation in France much better than most of our newspaper fed

university women-graduates understand the corresponding situation of

their own country today. Her first convert was the neighboring

commandant at Vaucouleurs; and she converted him by telling him about

the defeat of the Dauphin’s troops at the Battle of Herrings so long

before he had official news of it that he concluded she must have had a

divine revelation. This knowledge of and interest in public affairs was

nothing extraordinary among farmers in a warswept countryside.

Politicians came to the door too often sword in hand to be disregarded:

Joan’s people could not afford to be ignorant of what was going on in

the feudal world. They were not rich; and Joan worked on the farm as her

father did, driving the sheep to pasture and so forth; but there is no

evidence or suggestion of sordid poverty, and no reason to believe that

Joan had to work as a hired servant works, or indeed to work at all when

she preferred to go to confession, or dawdle about waiting for visions

and listening to the church bells to hear voices in them. In short, much

more of a young lady, and even of an intellectual, than most of the

daughters of our petty bourgeoisie.

Joan’s Voices and Visions.

Joan’s voices and visions have played many tricks with her reputation.

They have been held to prove that she was mad, that she was a liar and

imposter, that she was a sorceress (she was burnt for this), and finally

that she was a saint. They do not prove any of these things; but the

variety of the conclusions reached shew how little our matter-of-fact

historians know about other people’s minds, or even about their own.

There are people in the world whose imagination is so vivid that when

they have an idea it comes to them as an audible voice, sometimes

uttered by a visible figure. Criminal lunatic asylums are occupied

largely by murderers who have obeyed voices. Thus a woman may hear

voices telling her that she must cut her husband’s throat and strangle

her child as they lie asleep; and she may feel obliged to do what she is

told. By a medico-legal superstition it is held in our courts that

criminals whose temptations present themselves under these illusions are

not responsible for their actions, and must be treated as insane. But

the seers of visions and the hearers of revelations are not always

criminals. The inspirations and intuitions and unconsciously reasoned

conclusions of genius sometimes assume similar illusions. Socrates,

Luther, Swedenborg, Blake saw visions and heard voices just as Saint

Francis and Saint Joan did. If Newton’s imagination had been of the same

vividly dramatic kind he might have seen the ghost of Pythagoras walk

into the orchard and explain why the apples were falling. Such an

illusion would have invalidated neither the theory of gravitation nor

Newton’s general sanity. What is more, the visionary method of making

the discovery would not be a whit more miraculous than the normal

method. The test of sanity is not the normality of the method but the

reasonableness of the discovery. If Newton had been informed by

Pythagoras that the moon was made of green cheese, then Newton would

have been locked up. Gravitation, being a reasoned hypothesis which

fitted remarkably well into the Copernican version of the observed

physical facts of the universe, established Newton’s reputation for

extraordinary intelligence, and would have done so no matter how

fantastically he had arrived at it. Yet his theory of gravitation is not

so impressive a mental feat as his astounding chronology, which

establishes him as the king of mental conjurors, but a Bedlamite king

whose authority no one now accepts. On the subject of the eleventh horn

of the beast seen by the prophet Daniel he was more fantastic than Joan,

because his imagination was not dramatic but mathematical and therefore

extraordinarily susceptible to numbers: indeed if all his works were

lost except his chronology we should say that he was as mad as a hatter.

As it is, who dares diagnose Newton as a madman?

In the same way Joan must be judged a sane woman in spite of her voices

because they never gave her any advice that might not have come to her

from her mother wit exactly as gravitation came to Newton. We can all

see now, especially since the late war threw so many of our women into

military life, that Joan’s campaigning could not have been carried on in

petticoats. This was not only because she did a man’s work, but because

it was morally necessary that sex should be left out of the question as

between her and her comrades-in-arms. She gave this reason herself when

she was pressed on the subject; and the fact that this entirely

reasonable necessity came to her imagination first as an order from God

delivered through the mouth of Saint Catherine does not prove that she

was mad. The soundness of the order proves that she was unusually sane;

but its form proves that her dramatic imagination played tricks with her

senses. Her policy was also quite sound: nobody disputes that the relief

of Orleans, followed up by the coronation at Rheims of the Dauphin as a

counterblow to the suspicions then current of his legitimacy and

consequently of his title, were military and political masterstrokes

that saved France. They might have been planned by Napoleon or any other

illusionproof genius. They came to Joan as an instruction from her

Counsel, as she called her visionary saints; but she was none the less

an able leader of men for imagining her ideas in this way.

The Evolutionary Appetite.

What then is the modern view of Joan’s voices and visions and messages

from God? The nineteenth century said that they were delusions, but that

as she was a pretty girl, and had been abominably ill-treated and

finally done to death by a superstitious rabble of medieval priests

hounded on by a corrupt political bishop, it must be assumed that she

was the innocent dupe of these delusions. The twentieth century finds

this explanation too vapidly commonplace, and demands something more

mystic. I think the twentieth century is right, because an explanation

which amounts to Joan being mentally defective instead of, as she

obviously was, mentally excessive, will not wash. I cannot believe, nor,

if I could, could I expect all my readers to believe, as Joan did, that

three ocularly visible well dressed persons, named respectively Saint

Catherine, Saint Margaret, and Saint Michael, came down from heaven and

gave her certain instructions with which they were charged by God for

her. Not that such a belief would be more improbable or fantastic than

some modern beliefs which we all swallow; but there are fashions and

family habits in belief, and it happens that, my fashion being Victorian

and my family habit Protestant, I find myself unable to attach any such

objective validity to the form of Joan’s visions.

But that there are forces at work which use individuals for purposes far

transcending the purpose of keeping these individuals alive and

prosperous and respectable and safe and happy in the middle station in

life, which is all any good bourgeois can reasonably require, is

established by the fact that men will, in the pursuit of knowledge and

of social readjustments for which they will not be a penny the better,

and are indeed often many pence the worse, face poverty, infamy, exile,

imprisonment, dreadful hardship, and death. Even the selfish pursuit of

personal power does not nerve men to the efforts and sacrifices which

are eagerly made in pursuit of extensions of our power over nature,

though these extensions may not touch the personal life of the seeker at

any point. There is no more mystery about this appetite for knowledge

and power than about the appetite for food: both are known as facts and

as facts only, the difference between them being that the appetite for

food is necessary to the life of the hungry man and is therefore a

personal appetite, whereas the other is an appetite for evolution, and

therefore a superpersonal need.

The diverse manners in which our imaginations dramatize the approach of

the superpersonal forces is a problem for the psychologist, not for the

historian. Only, the historian must understand that visionaries are

neither impostors nor lunatics. It is one thing to say that the figure

Joan recognized as St Catherine was not really St Catherine, but the

dramatization by Joan’s imagination of that pressure upon her of the

driving force that is behind evolution which I have just called the

evolutionary appetite. It is quite another to class her visions with the

vision of two moons seen by a drunken person, or with Brocken spectres,

echoes and the like. Saint Catherine’s instructions were far too cogent

for that; and the simplest French peasant who believes in apparitions of

celestial personages to favored mortals is nearer to the scientific

truth about Joan than the Rationalist and Materialist historians and

essayists who feel obliged to set down a girl who saw saints and heard

them talking to her as either crazy or mendacious. If Joan was mad, all

Christendom was mad too; for people who believe devoutly in the

existence of celestial personages are every whit as mad in that sense as

the people who think they see them. Luther, when he threw his inkhorn at

the devil, was no more mad than any other Augustinian monk: he had a

more vivid imagination, and had perhaps eaten and slept less: that was

all.

The mere Iconography does not matter.

All the popular religions in the world are made apprehensible by an

array of legendary personages, with an Almighty Father, and sometimes a

mother and divine child, as the central figures. These are presented to

the mind’s eye in childhood; and the result is a hallucination which

persists strongly throughout life when it has been well impressed. Thus

all the thinking of the hallucinated adult about the fountain of

inspiration which is continually flowing in the universe, or about the

promptings of virtue and the revulsions of shame: in short, about

aspiration and conscience, both of which forces are matters of fact more

obvious than electro-magnetism, is thinking in terms of the celestial

vision. And when in the case of exceptionally imaginative persons,

especially those practising certain appropriate austerities, the

hallucination extends from the mind’s eye to the body’s, the visionary

sees Krishna or the Buddha or the Blessed Virgin or St Catherine as the

case may be.

The Modern Education which Joan escaped.

It is important to everyone nowadays to understand this, because modern

science is making short work of the hallucinations without regard to the

vital importance of the things they symbolize. If Joan were reborn today

she would be sent, first to a convent school in which she would be

mildly taught to connect inspiration and conscience with St Catherine

and St Michael exactly as she was in the fifteenth century, and then

finished up with a very energetic training in the gospel of Saints Louis

Pasteur and Paul Bert, who would tell her (possibly in visions but more

probably in pamphlets) not to be a superstitious little fool, and to

empty out St Catherine and the rest of the Catholic hagiology as an

obsolete iconography of exploded myths. It would be rubbed into her that

Galileo was a martyr, and his persecutors incorrigible ignoramuses, and

that St Teresa’s hormones had gone astray and left her incurably

hyperpituitary or hyperadrenal or hysteroid or epileptoid or anything

but asteroid. She would have been convinced by precept and experiment

that baptism and receiving the body of her Lord were contemptible

superstitions, and that vaccination and vivisection were enlightened

practices. Behind her new Saints Louis and Paul there would be not only

Science purifying Religion and being purified by it, but hypochondria,

melancholia, cowardice, stupidity, cruelty, muckraking curiosity,

knowledge without wisdom, and everything that the eternal soul in Nature

loathes, instead of the virtues of which St Catherine was the figure

head. As to the new rites, which would be the saner Joan? the one who

carried little children to be baptized of water and the spirit, or the

one who sent the police to force their parents to have the most

villainous racial poison we know thrust into their veins? the one who

told them the story of the angel and Mary, or the one who questioned

them as to their experiences of the Edipus complex? the one to whom the

consecrated wafer was the very body of the virtue that was her

salvation, or the one who looked forward to a precise and convenient

regulation of her health and her desires by a nicely calculated diet of

thyroid extract, adrenalin, thymin, pituitrin, and insulin, with

pick-me-ups of hormone stimulants, the blood being first carefully

fortified with antibodies against all possible infections by

inoculations of infected bacteria and serum from infected animals, and

against old age by surgical extirpation of the reproductive ducts or

weekly doses of monkey gland?

It is true that behind all these quackeries there is a certain body of

genuine scientific physiology. But was there any the less a certain body

of genuine psychology behind St Catherine and the Holy Ghost? And which

is the healthier mind? the saintly mind or the monkey gland mind? Does

not the present cry of Back to the Middle Ages, which has been

incubating ever since the pre-Raphaelite movement began, mean that it is

no longer our Academy pictures that are intolerable, but our credulities

that have not the excuse of being superstitions, our cruelties that have

not the excuse of barbarism, our persecutions that have not the excuse

of religious faith, our shameless substitution of successful swindlers

and scoundrels and quacks for saints as objects of worship, and our

deafness and blindness to the calls and visions of the inexorable power

that made us, and will destroy us if we disregard it? To Joan and her

contemporaries we should appear as a drove of Gadarene swine, possessed

by all the unclean spirits cast out by the faith and civilization of the

Middle Ages, running violently down a steep place into a hell of high

explosives. For us to set up our condition as a standard of sanity, and

declare Joan mad because she never condescended to it, is to prove that

we are not only lost but irredeemable. Let us then once for all drop all

nonsense about Joan being cracked, and accept her as at least as sane as

Florence Nightingale, who also combined a very simple iconography of

religious belief with a mind so exceptionally powerful that it kept her

in continual trouble with the medical and military panjandrums of her

time.

Failures of the Voices.

That the voices and visions were illusory, and their wisdom all Joan’s

own, is shewn by the occasions on which they failed her, notably during

her trial, when they assured her that she would be rescued. Here her

hopes flattered her; but they were not unreasonable: her military

colleague La Hire was in command of a considerable force not so very far

off; and if the Armagnacs, as her party was called, had really wanted to

rescue her, and had put anything like her own vigor into the enterprise,

they could have attempted it with very fair chances of success. She did

not understand that they were glad to be rid of her, nor that the rescue

of a prisoner from the hands of the Church was a much more serious

business for a medieval captain, or even a medieval king, than its mere

physical difficulty as a military exploit suggested. According to her

lights her expectation of a rescue was reasonable; therefore she heard

Madame Saint Catherine assuring her it would happen, that being her way

of finding out and making up her own mind. When it became evident that

she had miscalculated: when she was led to the stake, and La Hire was

not thundering at the gates of Rouen nor charging Warwick’s men at arms,

she threw over Saint Catherine at once, and recanted. Nothing could be

more sane or practical. It was not until she discovered that she had

gained nothing by her recantation but close imprisonment for life that

she withdrew it, and deliberately and explicitly chose burning instead:

a decision which shewed not only the extraordinary decision of her

character, but also a Rationalism carried to its ultimate human tests of

suicide. Yet even in this the illusion persisted; and she announced her

relapse as dictated to her by her voices.

Joan a Galtonic Visualizer.

The most sceptical scientific reader may therefore accept as a flat

fact, carrying no implication of unsoundness of mind, that Joan was what

Francis Galton and other modern investigators of human faculty call a

visualizer. She saw imaginary saints just as some other people see

imaginary diagrams and landscapes with numbers dotted about them, and

are thereby able to perform feats of memory and arithmetic impossible to

non-visualizers. Visualizers will understand this at once.

Non-visualizers who have never read Galton will be puzzled and

incredulous. But a very little inquiry among their acquaintances will

reveal to them that the mind’s eye is more or less a magic lantern, and

that the street is full of normally sane people who have hallucinations

of all sorts which they believe to be part of the normal permanent

equipment of all human beings.

Joan’s Manliness and Militarism.

Joan’s other abnormality, too common among uncommon things to be

properly called a peculiarity, was her craze for soldiering and the

masculine life. Her father tried to frighten her out of it by

threatening to drown her if she ran away with the soldiers, and ordering

her brothers to drown her if he were not on the spot. This extravagance

was clearly not serious: it must have been addressed to a child young

enough to imagine that he was in earnest. Joan must therefore as a child

have wanted to run away and be a soldier. The awful prospect of being

thrown into the Meuse and drowned by a terrible father and her big

brothers kept her quiet until the father had lost his terrors and the

brothers yielded to her natural leadership; and by that time she had

sense enough to know that the masculine and military life was not a mere

matter of running away from home. But the taste for it never left her,

and was fundamental in determining her career.

If anyone doubts this, let him ask himself why a maid charged with a

special mission from heaven to the Dauphin (this was how Joan saw her

very able plan for retrieving the desperate situation of the uncrowned

king) should not have simply gone to the court as a maid, in woman’s

dress, and urged her counsel upon him in a woman’s way, as other women

with similar missions had come to his mad father and his wise

grandfather. Why did she insist on having a soldier’s dress and arms and

sword and horse and equipment, and on treating her escort of soldiers as

comrades, sleeping side by side with them on the floor at night as if

there were no difference of sex between them? It may be answered that

this was the safest way of travelling through a country infested with

hostile troops and bands of marauding deserters from both sides. Such an

answer has no weight, because it applies to all the women who travelled

in France at that time, and who never dreamt of travelling otherwise

than as women. But even if we accept it, how does it account for the

fact that when the danger was over, and she could present herself at

court in feminine attire with perfect safety and obviously with greater

propriety, she presented herself in her man’s dress, and instead of

urging Charles, like Queen Victoria urging the War Office to send

Roberts to the Tranvaal, to send D’Alençon, De Rais, La Hire and the

rest to the relief of Dunois at Orleans, insisted that she must go

herself and lead the assault in person? Why did she give exhibitions of

her dexterity in handling a lance, and of her seat as a rider? Why did

she accept presents of armor and chargers and masculine surcoats, and in

every action repudiate the conventional character of a woman? The simple

answer to all these questions is that she was the sort of woman that

wants to lead a man’s life. They are to be found wherever there are

armies on foot or navies on the seas, serving in male disguise, eluding

detection for astonishingly long periods, and sometimes, no doubt,

escaping it entirely. When they are in a position to defy public opinion

they throw off all concealment. You have your Rosa Bonheur painting in

male blouse and trousers, and George Sand living a man’s life and almost

compelling her Chopins and De Mussets to live women’s lives to amuse

her. Had Joan not been one of those “unwomanly women,” she might have

been canonized much sooner.

But it is not necessary to wear trousers and smoke big cigars to live a

man’s life any more than it is necessary to wear petticoats to live a

woman’s. There are plenty of gowned and bodiced women in ordinary civil

life who manage their own affairs and other people’s, including those of

their menfolk, and are entirely masculine in their tastes and pursuits.

There always were such women, even in the Victorian days when women had

fewer legal rights than men, and our modern women magistrates, mayors,

and members of Parliament were unknown. In reactionary Russia in our own

century a woman soldier organized an effective regiment of amazons,

which disappeared only because it was Aldershottian enough to be against

the Revolution. The exemption of women from military service is founded,

not on any natural inaptitude that men do not share, but on the fact

that communities cannot reproduce themselves without plenty of women.

Men are more largely dispensable, and are sacrificed accordingly.

Was Joan Suicidal.

These two abnormalities were the only ones that were irresistibly

prepotent in Joan; and they brought her to the stake. Neither of them

was peculiar to her. There was nothing peculiar about her except the

vigor and scope of her mind and character, and the intensity of her

vital energy. She was accused of a suicidal tendency; and it is a fact

that when she attempted to escape from Beaurevoir Castle by jumping from

a tower said to be sixty feet high, she took a risk beyond reason,

though she recovered from the crash after a few days fasting. Her death

was deliberately chosen as an alternative to life without liberty. In

battle she challenged death as Wellington did at Waterloo, and as Nelson

habitually did when he walked his quarter deck during his battles with

all his decorations in full blaze. As neither Nelson nor Wellington nor

any of those who have performed desperate feats, and preferred death to

captivity, have been accused of suicidal mania, Joan need not be

suspected of it. In the Beaurevoir affair there was more at stake than

her freedom. She was distracted by the news that Compiègne was about to

fall; and she was convinced that she could save it if only she could get

free. Still, the leap was so perilous that her conscience was not quite

easy about it; and she expressed this, as usual, by saying that Saint

Catherine had forbidden her to do it, but forgave her afterwards for her

disobedience.

Joan Summed Up.

We may accept and admire Joan, then, as a sane and shrewd country girl

of extraordinary strength of mind and hardihood of body. Everything she

did was thoroughly calculated; and though the process was so rapid that

she was hardly conscious of it, and ascribed it all to her voices, she

was a woman of policy and not of blind impulse. In war she was as much a

realist as Napoleon: she had his eye for artillery and his knowledge of

what it could do. She did not expect besieged cities to fall Jerichowise

at the sound of her trumpet, but, like Wellington, adapted her methods

of attack to the peculiarities of the defence; and she anticipated the

Napoleonic calculation that if you only hold on long enough the other

fellow will give in: for example, her final triumph at Orleans was

achieved after her commander Dunois had sounded the retreat at the end

of a day’s fighting without a decision. She was never for a moment what

so many romancers and playwrights have pretended: a romantic young lady.

She was a thorough daughter of the soil in her peasantlike

matter-of-factness and doggedness, and her acceptance of great lords and

kings and prelates as such without idolatry or snobbery, seeing at a

glance how much they were individually good for. She had the respectable

countrywoman’s sense of the value of public decency, and would not

tolerate foul language and neglect of religious observances, nor allow

disreputable women to hang about her soldiers. She had one pious

ejaculation “_En nom Dé!_” and one meaningless oath “_Par mon martin_”;

and this much swearing she allowed to the incorrigibly blasphemous La

Hire equally with herself. The value of this prudery was so great in

restoring the self-respect of the badly demoralized army that, like most

of her policy, it justified itself as soundly calculated. She talked to

and dealt with people of all classes, from laborers to kings, without

embarrassment or affectation, and got them to do what she wanted when

they were not afraid or corrupt. She could coax and she could hustle,

her tongue having a soft side and a sharp edge. She was very capable: a

born boss.

Joan’s Immaturity and Ignorance.

All this, however, must be taken with one heavy qualification. She was

only a girl in her teens. If we could think of her as a managing woman

of fifty we should seize her type at once; for we have plenty of

managing women among us of that age who illustrate perfectly the sort of

person she would have become had she lived. But she, being only a lass

when all is said, lacked their knowledge of men’s vanities and of the

weight and proportion of social forces. She knew nothing of iron hands

in velvet gloves: she just used her fists. She thought political changes

much easier than they are, and, like Mahomet in his innocence of any

world but the tribal world, wrote letters to kings calling on them to

make millennial rearrangements. Consequently it was only in the

enterprises that were really simple and compassable by swift physical

force, like the coronation and the Orleans campaign, that she was

successful.

Her want of academic education disabled her when she had to deal with

such elaborately artificial structures as the great ecclesiastical and

social institutions of the Middle Ages. She had a horror of heretics

without suspecting that she was herself a heresiarch, one of the

precursors of a schism that rent Europe in two, and cost centuries of

bloodshed that is not yet staunched. She objected to foreigners on the

sensible ground that they were not in their proper place in France; but

she had no notion of how this brought her into conflict with Catholicism

and Feudalism, both essentially international. She worked by

commonsense; and where scholarship was the only clue to institutions she

was in the dark and broke her shins against them, all the more rudely

because of her enormous self-confidence, which made her the least

cautious of human beings in civil affairs.

This combination of inept youth and academic ignorance with great

natural capacity, push, courage, devotion, originality and oddity, fully

accounts for all the facts in Joan’s career, and makes her a credible

historical and human phenomenon; but it clashes most discordantly both

with the idolatrous romance that has grown up round her, and the

belittling scepticism that reacts against that romance.

The Maid in Literature.

English readers would probably like to know how these idolizations

and reactions have affected the books they are most familiar with

about Joan. There is the first part of the Shakesperean, or

pseudo-Shakesperean trilogy of Henry VI, in which Joan is one of the

leading characters. This portrait of Joan is not more authentic than

the descriptions in the London papers of George Washington in 1780,

of Napoleon in 1803, of the German Crown Prince in 1917, or of Lenin

in 1917. It ends in mere scurrility. The impression left by it is

that the playwright, having begun by an attempt to make Joan a

beautiful and romantic figure, was told by his scandalized company

that English patriotism would never stand a sympathetic representation

of a French conqueror of English troops, and that unless he at once

introduced all the old charges against Joan of being a sorceress and

a harlot, and assumed her to be guilty of all of them, his play

could not be produced. As likely as not, this is what actually

happened: indeed there is only one other apparent way of accounting

for the sympathetic representation of Joan as a heroine culminating

in her eloquent appeal to the Duke of Burgundy, followed by the

blackguardly scurrility of the concluding scenes. That other way is

to assume that the original play was wholly scurrilous, and that

Shakespear touched up the earlier scenes. As the work belongs to a

period at which he was only beginning his practice as a tinker of

old works, before his own style was fully formed and hardened, it is

impossible to verify this guess. His finger is not unmistakably

evident in the play, which is poor and base in its moral tone; but

he may have tried to redeem it from downright infamy by shedding a

momentary glamor on the figure of The Maid.

When we jump over two centuries to Schiller, we find Die Jungfrau von

Orleans drowned in a witch’s caldron of raging romance. Schiller’s Joan

has not a single point of contact with the real Joan, nor indeed with

any mortal woman that ever walked this earth. There is really nothing to

be said of his play but that it is not about Joan at all, and can hardly

be said to pretend to be; for he makes her die on the battlefield,

finding her burning unbearable. Before Schiller came Voltaire, who

burlesqued Homer in a mock epic called La Pucelle. It is the fashion to

dismiss this with virtuous indignation as an obscene libel; and I

certainly cannot defend it against the charge of extravagant indecorum.

But its purpose was not to depict Joan, but to kill with ridicule

everything that Voltaire righteously hated in the institutions and

fashions of his own day. He made Joan ridiculous, but not contemptible

nor (comparatively) unchaste; and as he also made Homer and St Peter and

St Denis and the brave Dunois ridiculous, and the other heroines of the

poem very unchaste indeed, he may be said to have let Joan off very

easily. But indeed the personal adventures of the characters are so

outrageous, and so Homerically free from any pretence at or even

possibility of historical veracity, that those who affect to take them

seriously only make themselves Pecksniffian. Samuel Butler believed The

Iliad to be a burlesque of Greek Jingoism and Greek religion, written by

a hostage or a slave; and La Pucelle makes Butler’s theory almost

convincing. Voltaire represents Agnes Sorel, the Dauphin’s mistress,

whom Joan never met, as a woman with a consuming passion for the

chastest concubinal fidelity, whose fate it was to be continually

falling into the hands of licentious foes and suffering the worst

extremities of rapine. The combats in which Joan rides a flying donkey,

or in which, taken unaware with no clothes on, she defends Agnes with

her sword, and inflicts appropriate mutilations on her assailants, can

be laughed at as they are intended to be without scruple; for no sane

person could mistake them for sober history; and it may be that their

ribald irreverence is more wholesome than the beglamored sentimentality

of Schiller. Certainly Voltaire should not have asserted that Joan’s

father was a priest; but when he was out to _écraser l’infâme_ (the

French Church) he stuck at nothing.

So far, the literary representations of The Maid were legendary. But the

publication by Quicherat in 1841 of the reports of her trial and

rehabilitation placed the subject on a new footing. These entirely

realistic documents created a living interest in Joan which Voltaire’s

mock Homerics and Schiller’s romantic nonsense missed. Typical products

of that interest in America and England are the histories of Joan by

Mark Twain and Andrew Lang. Mark Twain was converted to downright

worship of Joan directly by Quicherat. Later on, another man of Genius,

Anatole France, reacted against the Quicheratic wave of enthusiasm, and

wrote a Life of Joan in which he attributed Joan’s ideas to clerical

prompting and her military success to an adroit use of her by Dunois as

a _mascotte_: in short, he denied that she had any serious military or

political ability. At this Andrew saw red, and went for Anatole’s scalp

in a rival Life of her which should be read as a corrective to the

other. Lang had no difficulty in shewing that Joan’s ability was not an

unnatural fiction to be explained away as an illusion manufactured by

priests and soldiers, but a straightforward fact.

It has been lightly pleaded in explanation that Anatole France is a

Parisian of the art world, into whose scheme of things the able,

hardheaded, hardhanded female, though she dominates provincial France

and business Paris, does not enter; whereas Lang was a Scot, and every

Scot knows that the grey mare is as likely as not to be the better

horse. But this explanation does not convince me. I cannot believe that

Anatole France does not know what everybody knows. I wish everybody knew

all that he knows. One feels antipathies at work in his book. He is not

anti-Joan; but he is anti-clerical, anti-mystic, and fundamentally

unable to believe that there ever was any such person as the real Joan.

Mark Twain’s Joan, skirted to the ground, and with as many petticoats as

Noah’s wife in a toy ark, is an attempt to combine Bayard with Esther

Summerson from Bleak House into an unimpeachable American school teacher

in armor. Like Esther Summerson she makes her creator ridiculous, and

yet, being the work of a man of genius, remains a credible human

goodygoody in spite of her creator’s infatuation. It is the description

rather than the valuation that is wrong. Andrew Lang and Mark Twain are

equally determined to make Joan a beautiful and most ladylike Victorian;

but both of them recognize and insist on her capacity for leadership,

though the Scots scholar is less romantic about it than the Mississippi

pilot. But then Lang was, by lifelong professional habit, a critic of

biographies rather than a biographer, whereas Mark Twain writes his

biography frankly in the form of a romance.

Protestant Misunderstandings of the Middle Ages.

They had, however, one disability in common. To understand Joan’s

history it is not enough to understand her character: you must

understand her environment as well. Joan in a nineteenth-twentieth

century environment is as incongruous a figure as she would appear were

she to walk down Piccadilly today in her fifteenth century armor. To see

her in her proper perspective you must understand Christendom and the

Catholic Church, the Holy Roman Empire and the Feudal System, as they

existed and were understood in the Middle Ages. If you confuse the

Middle Ages with the Dark Ages, and are in the habit of ridiculing your

aunt for wearing “medieval clothes,” meaning those in vogue in the

eighteen-nineties, and are quite convinced that the world has progressed

enormously, both morally and mechanically, since Joan’s time, then you

will never understand why Joan was burnt, much less feel that you might

have voted for burning her yourself if you had been a member of the

court that tried her; and until you feel that you know nothing essential

about her.

That the Mississippi pilot should have broken down on this

misunderstanding is natural enough. Mark Twain, the Innocent Abroad, who

saw the lovely churches of the Middle Ages without a throb of emotion,

author of A Yankee at the Court of King Arthur, in which the heroes and

heroines of medieval chivalry are guys seen through the eyes of a street

arab, was clearly out of court from the beginning. Andrew Lang was

better read; but, like Walter Scott, he enjoyed medieval history as a

string of border romances rather than as the record of a high European

civilization based on a catholic faith. Both of them were baptized as

Protestants, and impressed by all their schooling and most of their

reading with the belief that Catholic bishops who burnt heretics were

persecutors capable of any villainy; that all heretics were Albigensians

or Husites or Jews or Protestants of the highest character; and that the

Inquisition was a Chamber of Horrors invented expressly and exclusively

for such burnings. Accordingly we find them representing Peter Cauchon,

Bishop of Beauvais, the judge who sent Joan to the stake, as an

unconscionable scoundrel, and all the questions put to her as “traps” to

ensnare and destroy her. And they assume unhesitatingly that the two or

three score of canons and doctors of law and divinity who sat with

Cauchon as assessors, were exact reproductions of him on slightly less

elevated chairs and with a different headdress.

Comparative Fairness of Joan’s Trial.

The truth is that Cauchon was threatened and insulted by the English for

being too considerate to Joan. A recent French writer denies that Joan

was burnt, and holds that Cauchon spirited her away and burnt somebody

or something else in her place, and that the pretender who subsequently

personated her at Orleans and elsewhere was not a pretender but the real

authentic Joan. He is able to cite Cauchon’s pro-Joan partiality in

support of his view. As to the assessors, the objection to them is not

that they were a row of uniform rascals, but that they were political

partisans of Joan’s enemies. This is a valid objection to all such

trials; but in the absence of neutral tribunals they are unavoidable. A

trial by Joan’s French partisans would have been as unfair as the trial

by her French opponents; and an equally mixed tribunal would have

produced a deadlock. Such recent trials as those of Edith Cavell by a

German tribunal and Roger Casement by an English one were open to the

same objection; but they went forward to the death nevertheless, because

neutral tribunals were not available. Edith, like Joan, was an arch

heretic: in the middle of the war she declared before the world that

“Patriotism is not enough.” She nursed enemies back to health, and

assisted their prisoners to escape, making it abundantly clear that she

would help any fugitive or distressed person without asking whose side

he was on, and acknowledging no distinction before Christ between Tommy

and Jerry and Pitou the _poilu_. Well might Edith have wished that she

could bring the Middle Ages back, and have fifty civilians learned in

the law or vowed to the service of God, to support two skilled judges in

trying her case according to the Catholic law of Christendom, and to

argue it out with her at sitting after sitting for many weeks. The

modern military Inquisition was not so squeamish. It shot her out of

hand; and her countrymen, seeing in this a good opportunity for

lecturing the enemy on his intolerance, put up a statue to her, but took

particular care not to inscribe on the pedestal “Patriotism is not

enough,” for which omission, and the lie it implies, they will need

Edith’s intercession when they are themselves brought to judgment, if

any heavenly power thinks such moral cowards capable of pleading to an

intelligible indictment.

The point need be no further labored. Joan was persecuted essentially as

she would be persecuted today. The change from burning to hanging or

shooting may strike us as a change for the better. The change from

careful trial under ordinary law to recklessly summary military

terrorism may strike us as a change for the worse. But as far as

toleration is concerned the trial and execution in Rouen in 1431 might

have been an event of today; and we may charge our consciences

accordingly. If Joan had to be dealt with by us in London she would be

treated with no more toleration than Miss Silvia Pankhurst, or the

Peculiar People, or the parents who keep their children from the

elementary school, or any of the others who cross the line we have to

draw, rightly or wrongly, between the tolerable and the intolerable.

Joan not tried as a Political Offender.

Besides, Joan’s trial was not, like Casement’s, a national political

trial. Ecclesiastical courts and the courts of the Inquisition (Joan was

tried by a combination of the two) were Courts Christian: that is,

international courts; and she was tried, not as a traitress, but as a

heretic, blasphemer, sorceress and idolater. Her alleged offences were

not political offences against England, nor against the Burgundian

faction in France, but against God and against the common morality of

Christendom. And although the idea we call Nationalism was so foreign to

the medieval conception of Christian society that it might almost have

been directly charged against Joan as an additional heresy, yet it was

not so charged; and it is unreasonable to suppose that the political

bias of a body of Frenchmen like the assessors would on this point have

run strongly in favor of the English foreigners (even if they had been

making themselves particularly agreeable in France instead of just the

contrary) against a Frenchwoman who had vanquished them.

The tragic part of the trial was that Joan, like most prisoners tried

for anything but the simplest breaches of the ten commandments, did not

understand what they were accusing her of. She was much more like Mark

Twain than like Peter Cauchon. Her attachment to the Church was very

different from the Bishop’s, and does not, in fact, bear close

examination from his point of view. She delighted in the solaces the

Church offers to sensitive souls: to her, confession and communion were

luxuries beside which the vulgar pleasures of the senses were trash. Her

prayers were wonderful conversations with her three saints. Her piety

seemed superhuman to the formally dutiful people whose religion was only

a task to them. But when the Church was not offering her her favorite

luxuries, but calling on her to accept its interpretation of God’s will,

and to sacrifice her own, she flatly refused, and made it clear that her

notion of a Catholic Church was one in which the Pope was Pope Joan. How

could the Church tolerate that, when it had just destroyed Hus, and had

watched the career of Wycliffe with a growing anger that would have

brought him, too, to the stake, had he not died a natural death before

the wrath fell on him in his grave? Neither Hus nor Wycliffe was as

bluntly defiant as Joan: both were reformers of the Church like Luther;

whilst Joan, like Mrs Eddy, was quite prepared to supersede St Peter as

the rock on which the Church was built, and, like Mahomet, was always

ready with a private revelation from God to settle every question and

fit every occasion.

The enormity of Joan’s pretension was proved by her own unconsciousness

of it, which we call her innocence, and her friends called her

simplicity. Her solutions of the problems presented to her seemed, and

indeed mostly were, the plainest commonsense, and their revelation to

her by her Voices was to her a simple matter of fact. How could plain

commonsense and simple fact seem to her to be that hideous thing,

heresy? When rival prophetesses came into the field, she was down on

them at once for liars and humbugs; but she never thought of them as

heretics. She was in a state of invincible ignorance as to the Church’s

view; and the Church could not tolerate her pretensions without either

waiving its authority or giving her a place beside the Trinity during

her lifetime and in her teens, which was unthinkable. Thus an

irresistible force met an immovable obstacle, and developed the heat

that consumed poor Joan.

Mark and Andrew would have shared her innocence and her fate had they

been dealt with by the Inquisition: that is why their accounts of the

trial are as absurd as hers might have been could she have written one.

All that can be said for their assumption that Cauchon was a vulgar

villain, and that the questions put to Joan were traps, is that it has

the support of the inquiry which rehabilitated her twentyfive years

later. But this rehabilitation was as corrupt as the contrary proceeding

applied to Cromwell by our Restoration reactionaries. Cauchon had been

dug up, and his body thrown into the common sewer. Nothing was easier

than to accuse him of cozenage, and declare the whole trial void on that

account. That was what everybody wanted, from Charles the Victorious,

whose credit was bound up with The Maid’s, to the patriotic Nationalist

populace, who idolized Joan’s memory. The English were gone; and a

verdict in their favor would have been an outrage on the throne and on

the patriotism which Joan had set on foot.

We have none of these overwhelming motives of political convenience and

popularity to bias us. For us the first trial stands valid; and the

rehabilitation would be negligible but for the mass of sincere testimony

it produced as to Joan’s engaging personal character. The question then

arises: how did The Church get over the verdict at the first trial when

it canonized Joan five hundred years later?

The Church uncompromised by its Amends.

Easily enough. In the Catholic Church, far more than in law, there is no

wrong without a remedy. It does not defer to Joanesque private judgment

as such, the supremacy of private judgment for the individual being the

quintessence of Protestantism; nevertheless it finds a place for private

judgment _in excelsis_ by admitting that the highest wisdom may come as

a divine revelation to an individual. On sufficient evidence it will

declare that individual a saint. Thus, as revelation may come by way of

an enlightenment of the private judgment no less than by words of a

celestial personage appearing in a vision, a saint may be defined as a

person of heroic virtue whose private judgment is privileged. Many

innovating saints, notably Francis and Clare, have been in conflict with

the Church during their lives, and have thus raised the question whether

they were heretics or saints. Francis might have gone to the stake had

he lived longer. It is therefore by no means impossible for a person to

be excommunicated as a heretic, and on further consideration canonized

as a saint. Excommunication by a provincial ecclesiastical court is not

one of the acts for which the Church claims infallibility. Perhaps I had

better inform my Protestant readers that the famous Dogma of Papal

Infallibility is by far the most modest pretension of the kind in

existence. Compared to our infallible democracies, our infallible

medical councils, our infallible astronomers, our infallible judges, and

our infallible parliaments, the Pope is on his knees in the dust

confessing his ignorance before the throne of God, asking only that as

to certain historical matters on which he has clearly more sources of

information open to him than anyone else his decision shall be taken as

final. The Church may, and perhaps some day will, canonize Galileo

without compromising such infallibility as it claims for the Pope, if

not without compromising the infallibility claimed for the Book of

Joshua by simple souls whose rational faith in more important things has

become bound up with a quite irrational faith in the chronicle of

Joshua’s campaigns as a treatise on physics. Therefore the Church will

probably not canonize Galileo yet awhile, though it might do worse. But

it has been able to canonize Joan without any compromise at all. She

never doubted that the sun went round the earth: she had seen it do so

too often.

Still, there was a great wrong done to Joan and to the conscience of the

world by her burning. _Tout comprendre, c’est tout pardonner_, which is

the Devil’s sentimentality, cannot excuse it. When we have admitted that

the tribunal was not only honest and legal, but exceptionally merciful

in respect of sparing Joan the torture which was customary when she was

obdurate as to taking the oath, and that Cauchon was far more

self-disciplined and conscientious both as priest and lawyer than any

English judge ever dreams of being in a political case in which his

party and class prejudices are involved, the human fact remains that the

burning of Joan of Arc was a horror, and that a historian who would

defend it would defend anything. The final criticism of its physical

side is implied in the refusal of the Marquesas islanders to be

persuaded that the English did not eat Joan. Why, they ask, should

anyone take the trouble to roast a human being except with that object?

They cannot conceive its being a pleasure. As we have no answer for them

that is not shameful to us, let us blush for our more complicated and

pretentious savagery before we proceed to unravel the business further,

and see what other lessons it contains for us.

Cruelty, Modern and Medieval.

First, let us get rid of the notion that the mere physical cruelty of

the burning has any special significance. Joan was burnt just as dozens

of less interesting heretics were burnt in her time. Christ, in being

crucified, only shared the fate of thousands of forgotten malefactors.

They have no pre-eminence in mere physical pain: much more horrible

executions than theirs are on record, to say nothing of the agonies of

so-called natural death at its worst.

Joan was burnt more than five hundred years ago. More than three hundred

years later: that is, only about a hundred years before I was born, a

woman was burnt on Stephen’s Green in my native city of Dublin for

coining, which was held to be treason. In my preface to the recent

volume on English Prisons under Local Government, by Sidney and Beatrice

Webb, I have mentioned that when I was already a grown man I saw Richard

Wagner conduct two concerts, and that when Richard Wagner was a young

man he saw and avoided a crowd of people hastening to see a soldier

broken on the wheel by the more cruel of the two ways of carrying out

that hideous method of execution. Also that the penalty of hanging,

drawing and quartering, unmentionable in its details, was abolished so

recently that there are men living who have been sentenced to it. We are

still flogging criminals, and clamoring for more flogging. Not even the

most sensationally frightful of these atrocities inflicted on its victim

the misery, degradation, and conscious waste and loss of life suffered

in our modern prisons, especially the model ones, without, as far as I

can see, rousing any more compunction than the burning of heretics did

in the Middle Ages. We have not even the excuse of getting some fun out

of our prisons as the Middle Ages did out of their stakes and wheels and

gibbets. Joan herself judged this matter when she had to choose between

imprisonment and the stake, and chose the stake. And thereby she

deprived The Church of the plea that it was guiltless of her death,

which was the work of the secular arm. The Church should have confined

itself to excommunicating her. There it was within its rights: she had

refused to accept its authority or comply with its conditions; and it

could say with truth “You are not one of us: go forth and find the

religion that suits you, or found one for yourself.” It had no right to

say “You may return to us now that you have recanted; but you shall stay

in a dungeon all the rest of your life.” Unfortunately, The Church did

not believe that there was any genuine soul saving religion outside

itself; and it was deeply corrupted, as all the churches were and still

are, by primitive Calibanism (in Browning’s sense), or the propitiation

of a dreaded deity by suffering and sacrifice. Its method was not

cruelty for cruelty’s sake, but cruelty for the salvation of Joan’s

soul. Joan, however, believed that the saving of her soul was her own

business, and not that of _les gens d’église_. By using that term as she

did, mistrustfully and contemptuously, she announced herself as, in

germ, an anti-Clerical as thoroughgoing as Voltaire or Anatole France.

Had she said in so many words “To the dustbin with the Church Militant

and its blackcoated officials: I recognize only the Church Triumphant in

heaven,” she would hardly have put her view more plainly.

Catholic Anti-Clericalism.

I must not leave it to be inferred here that one cannot be an

anti-Clerical and a good Catholic too. All the reforming Popes have been

vehement anti-Clericals, veritable scourges of the clergy. All the great

Orders arose from dissatisfaction with the priests: that of the

Franciscans with priestly snobbery, that of the Dominicans with priestly

laziness and Laodiceanism, that of the Jesuits with priestly apathy and

ignorance and indiscipline. The most bigoted Ulster Orangeman or

Leicester Low Church bourgeois (as described by Mr Henry Nevinson) is a

mere Gallio compared to Machiavelli, who, though no Protestant, was a

fierce anti-Clerical. Any Catholic may, and many Catholics do, denounce

any priest or body of priests, as lazy, drunken, idle, dissolute, and

unworthy of their great Church and their function as the pastors of

their flocks of human souls. But to say that the souls of the people are

no business of the Churchmen is to go a step further, a step across the

Rubicon. Joan virtually took that step.

Catholicism not yet Catholic Enough.

And so, if we admit, as we must, that the burning of Joan was a mistake,

we must broaden Catholicism sufficiently to include her in its charter.

Our Churches must admit that no official organization of mortal men

whose vocation does not carry with it extraordinary mental powers (and

this is all that any Church Militant can in the face of fact and history

pretend to be), can keep pace with the private judgment of persons of

genius except when, by a very rare accident, the genius happens to be

Pope, and not even then unless he is an exceedingly overbearing Pope.

The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. The Apostolic

Succession cannot be secured or confined by the laying on of hands: the

tongues of fire have descended on heathens and outcasts too often for

that, leaving anointed Churchmen to scandalize History as worldly

rascals. When the Church Militant behaves as if it were already the

Church Triumphant, it makes these appalling blunders about Joan and

Bruno and Galileo and the rest which make it so difficult for a

Freethinker to join it; and a Church which has no place for

Freethinkers: nay, which does not inculcate and encourage freethinking

with a complete belief that thought, when really free, must by its own

law take the path that leads to The Church’s bosom, not only has no

future in modern culture, but obviously has no faith in the valid

science of its own tenets, and is guilty of the heresy that theology and

science are two different and opposite impulses, rivals for human

allegiance.

I have before me the letter of a Catholic priest. “In your play,” he

writes, “I see the dramatic presentation of the conflict of the Regal,

sacerdotal, and Prophetical powers, in which Joan was crushed. To me it

is not the victory of any one of them over the others that will bring

peace and the Reign of the Saints in the Kingdom of God, but their

fruitful interaction in a costly but noble state of tension.” The Pope

himself could not put it better; nor can I. We must accept the tension,

and maintain it nobly without letting ourselves be tempted to relieve it

by burning the thread. This is Joan’s lesson to The Church; and its

formulation by the hand of a priest emboldens me to claim that her

canonization was a magnificently Catholic gesture as the canonization of

a Protestant saint by the Church of Rome. But its special value and

virtue cannot be apparent until it is known and understood as such. If

any simple priest for whom this is too hard a saying tells me that it

was not so intended, I shall remind him that the Church is in the hands

of God, and not, as simple priests imagine, God in the hands of the

Church; so if he answers too confidently for God’s intentions he may be

asked “Hast thou entered into the springs of the sea? or hast thou

walked in the recesses of the deep?” And Joan’s own answer is also the

answer of old: “Though He slay me, yet will I trust in Him; _but I will

maintain my own ways before Him_.”

The Law of Change is the Law of God.

When Joan maintained her own ways she claimed, like Job, that there was

not only God and the Church to be considered, but the Word made Flesh:

that is, the unaveraged individual, representing life possibly at its

highest actual human evolution and possibly at its lowest, but never at

its merely mathematical average. Now there is no deification of the

democratic average in the theory of the Church: it is an avowed

hierarchy in which the members are sifted until at the end of the

process an individual stands supreme as the Vicar of Christ. But when

the process is examined it appears that its successive steps of

selection and election are of the superior by the inferior (the cardinal

vice of democracy), with the result that great popes are as rare and

accidental as great kings, and that it has sometimes been safer for an

aspirant to the Chair and the Keys to pass as a moribund dotard than as

an energetic saint. At best very few popes have been canonized, or could

be without letting down the standard of sanctity set by the self-elected

saints.

No other result could have been reasonably expected; for it is not

possible that an official organization of the spiritual needs of

millions of men and women, mostly poor and ignorant, should compete

successfully in the selection of its principals with the direct choice

of the Holy Ghost as it flashes with unerring aim upon the individual.

Nor can any College of Cardinals pray effectively that its choice may be

inspired. The conscious prayer of the inferior may be that his choice

may light on a greater than himself; but the sub-conscious intention of

his self-preserving individuality must be to find a trustworthy servant

for his own purposes. The saints and prophets, though they may be

accidentally in this or that official position or rank, are always

really self-selected, like Joan. And since neither Church nor State, by

the secular necessities of its constitution, can guarantee even the

recognition of such self-chosen missions, there is nothing for us but to

make it a point of honor to privilege heresy to the last bearable degree

on the simple ground that all evolution in thought and conduct must at

first appear as heresy and misconduct. In short, though all society is

founded on intolerance, all improvement is founded on tolerance, or the

recognition of the fact that the law of evolution is Ibsen’s law of

change. And as the law of God, in any sense of the word which can now

command a faith proof against science is a law of evolution, it follows

that the law of God is a law of change, and that when the Churches set

themselves against change as such, they are setting themselves against

the law of God.

Credulity, Modern and Medieval.

When Abernethy, the famous doctor, was asked why he indulged himself

with all the habits he warned his patients against as unhealthy, he

replied that his business was that of a direction post, which points out

the way to a place, but does not go thither itself. He might have added

that neither does it compel the traveller to go thither, nor prevent him

from seeking some other way. Unfortunately our clerical direction posts

always do coerce the traveller when they have the political power to do

so. When the Church was a temporal as well as a spiritual power, and for

long after to the full extent to which it could control or influence the

temporal power, it enforced conformity by persecutions that were all the

more ruthless because their intention was so excellent. Today, when the

doctor has succeeded to the priest, and can do practically what he likes

with parliament and the press through the blind faith in him which has

succeeded to the far more critical faith in the parson, legal compulsion

to take the doctor’s prescription, however poisonous, is carried to an

extent that would have horrified the Inquisition and staggered

Archbishop Laud. Our credulity is grosser than that of the Middle Ages,

because the priest had no such direct pecuniary interest in our sins as

the doctor has in our diseases: he did not starve when all was well with

his flock, nor prosper when they were perishing, as our private

commercial doctors must. Also the medieval cleric believed that

something extremely unpleasant would happen to him after death if he was

unscrupulous, a belief now practically extinct among persons receiving a

dogmatically materialist education. Our professional corporations are

Trade Unions without souls to be damned! and they will soon drive us to

remind them that they have bodies to be kicked. The Vatican was never

soulless: at worst it was a political conspiracy to make the Church

supreme temporally as well as spiritually. Therefore the question raised

by Joan’s burning is a burning question still, though the penalties

involved are not so sensational. That is why I am probing it. If it were

only an historical curiosity I would not waste my reader’s time and my

own on it for five minutes.

Toleration, Modern and Medieval.

The more closely we grapple with it the more difficult it becomes. At

first sight we are disposed to repeat that Joan should have been

excommunicated and then left to go her own way, though she would have

protested vehemently against so cruel a deprivation of her spiritual

food; for confession, absolution, and the body of her Lord were first

necessities of life to her. Such a spirit as Joan’s might have got over

that difficulty as the Church of England got over the Bulls of Pope Leo,

by making a Church of her own, and affirming it to be the temple of the

true and original faith from which her persecutors had strayed. But as

such a proceeding was, in the eyes of both Church and State at that

time, a spreading of damnation and anarchy, its toleration involved a

greater strain on faith in freedom than political and ecclesiastical

human nature could bear. It is easy to say that the Church should have

waited for the alleged evil results instead of assuming that they would

occur, and what they would be. That sounds simple enough; but if a

modern Public Health Authority were to leave people entirely to their

own devices in the matter of sanitation, saying, “We have nothing to do

with drainage or your views about drainage; but if you catch smallpox or

typhus we will prosecute you and have you punished very severely like

the authorities in Butler’s Erewhon,” it would either be removed to the

County Asylum or reminded that A’s neglect of sanitation may kill the

child of B two miles off, or start an epidemic in which the most

conscientious sanitarians may perish.

We must face the fact that society is founded on intolerance. There are

glaring cases of the abuse of intolerance; but they are quite as

characteristic of our own age as of the Middle Ages. The typical modern

example and contrast is compulsory inoculation replacing what was

virtually compulsory baptism. But compulsion to inoculate is objected to

as a crudely unscientific and mischievous anti-sanitary quackery, not in

the least because we think it wrong to compel people to protect their

children from disease. Its opponents would make it a crime, and will

probably succeed in doing so; and that will be just as intolerant as

making it compulsory. Neither the Pasteurians nor their opponents the

Sanitarians would leave parents free to bring up their children naked,

though that course also has some plausible advocates. We may prate of

toleration as we will; but society must always draw a line somewhere

between allowable conduct and insanity or crime, in spite of the risk of

mistaking sages for lunatics and saviors for blasphemers. We must

persecute, even to the death; and all we can do to mitigate the danger

of persecution is, first, to be very careful what we persecute, and

second, to bear in mind that unless there is a large liberty to shock

conventional people, and a well informed sense of the value of

originality, individuality, and eccentricity, the result will be

apparent stagnation covering a repression of evolutionary forces which

will eventually explode with extravagant and probably destructive

violence.

Variability of Toleration.

The degree of tolerance attainable at any moment depends on the strain

under which society is maintaining its cohesion. In war, for instance,

we suppress the gospels and put Quakers in prison, muzzle the

newspapers, and make it a serious offence to shew a light at night.

Under the strain of invasion the French Government in 1792 struck off

4000 heads, mostly on grounds that would not in time of settled peace

have provoked any Government to chloroform a dog; and in 1920 the

British Government slaughtered and burnt in Ireland to persecute the

advocates of a constitutional change which it had presently to effect

itself. Later on the Fascisti in Italy did everything that the Black and

Tans did in Ireland, with some grotesquely ferocious variations, under

the strain of an unskilled attempt at industrial revolution by

Socialists who understood Socialism even less than Capitalists

understand Capitalism. In the United States an incredibly savage

persecution of Russians took place during the scare spread by the

Russian Bolshevik revolution after 1917. These instances could easily be

multiplied; but they are enough to shew that between a maximum of

indulgent toleration and a ruthlessly intolerant Terrorism there is a

scale through which toleration is continually rising or falling, and

that there was not the smallest ground for the self-complacent

conviction of the nineteenth century that it was more tolerant than the

fifteenth, or that such an event as the execution of Joan could not

possibly occur in what we call our own more enlightened times. Thousands

of women, each of them a thousand times less dangerous and terrifying to

our Governments than Joan was to the Government of her day, have within

the last ten years been slaughtered, starved to death, burnt out of

house and home, and what not that Persecution and Terror could do to

them, in the course of Crusades far more tyrannically pretentious than

the medieval Crusades which proposed nothing more hyperbolical than the

rescue of the Holy Sepulchre from the Saracens. The Inquisition, with

its English equivalent the Star Chamber, are gone in the sense that

their names are now disused; but can any of the modern substitutes for

the Inquisition, the Special Tribunals and Commissions, the punitive

expeditions, the suspensions of the Habeas Corpus Act, the proclamations

of martial law and of minor states of siege, and the rest of them, claim

that their victims have as fair a trial, as well considered a body of

law to govern their cases, or as conscientious a judge to insist on

strict legality of procedure as Joan had from the Inquisition and from

the spirit of the Middle Ages even when her country was under the

heaviest strain of civil and foreign war? From us she would have had no

trial and no law except a Defence of The Realm Act suspending all law;

and for judge she would have had, at best, a bothered major, and at

worst a promoted advocate in ermine and scarlet to whom the scruples of

a trained ecclesiastic like Cauchon would seem ridiculous and

ungentlemanly.

The Conflict between Genius and Discipline.

Having thus brought the matter home to ourselves, we may now consider

the special feature of Joan’s mental constitution which made her so

unmanageable. What is to be done on the one hand with rulers who will

not give any reason for their orders, and on the other with people who

cannot understand the reasons when they are given? The government of the

world, political, industrial, and domestic, has to be carried on mostly

by the giving and obeying of orders under just these conditions. “Dont

argue: do as you are told” has to be said not only to children and

soldiers, but practically to everybody. Fortunately most people do not

want to argue: they are only too glad to be saved the trouble of

thinking for themselves. And the ablest and most independent thinkers

are content to understand their own special department. In other

departments they will unhesitatingly ask for and accept the instructions

of a policeman or the advice of a tailor without demanding or desiring

explanations.

Nevertheless, there must be some ground for attaching authority to an

order. A child will obey its parents, a soldier his officer, a

philosopher a railway porter, and a workman a foreman, all without

question, because it is generally accepted that those who give the

orders understand what they are about, and are duly authorized and even

obliged to give them, and because, in the practical emergencies of daily

life, there is no time for lessons and explanations, or for arguments as

to their validity. Such obediences are as necessary to the continuous

operation of our social system as the revolutions of the earth are to

the succession of night and day. But they are not so spontaneous as they

seem: they have to be very carefully arranged and maintained. A bishop

will defer to and obey a king; but let a curate venture to give him an

order, however necessary and sensible, and the bishop will forget his

cloth and damn the curate’s impudence. The more obedient a man is to

accredited authority the more jealous he is of allowing any unauthorized

person to order him about.

With all this in mind, consider the career of Joan. She was a village

girl, in authority over sheep and pigs, dogs and chickens, and to some

extent over her father’s hired laborers when he hired any, but over no

one else on earth. Outside the farm she had no authority, no prestige,

no claim to the smallest deference. Yet she ordered everybody about,

from her uncle to the king, the archbishop, and the military General

Staff. Her uncle obeyed her like a sheep, and took her to the castle of

the local commander, who, on being ordered about, tried to assert

himself, but soon collapsed and obeyed. And so on up to the king, as we

have seen. This would have been unbearably irritating even if her orders

had been offered as rational solutions of the desperate difficulties in

which her social superiors found themselves just then. But they were not

so offered. Nor were they offered as the expression of Joan’s arbitrary

will. It was never “I say so,” but always “God says so.”

Joan as Theocrat.

Leaders who take that line have no trouble with some people, and no end

of trouble with others. They need never fear a lukewarm reception.

Either they are messengers of God, or they are blasphemous impostors. In

the Middle Ages the general belief in witchcraft greatly intensified

this contrast, because when an apparent miracle happened (as in the case

of the wind changing at Orleans) it proved the divine mission to the

credulous, and proved a contract with the devil to the sceptical. All

through, Joan had to depend on those who accepted her as an incarnate

angel against those who added to an intense resentment of her

presumption a bigoted abhorrence of her as a witch. To this abhorrence

we must add the extreme irritation of those who did not believe in the

voices, and regarded her as a liar and impostor. It is hard to conceive

anything more infuriating to a statesman or a military commander, or to

a court favorite, than to be overruled at every turn, or to be robbed of

the ear of the reigning sovereign, by an impudent young upstart

practising on the credulity of the populace and the vanity and silliness

of an immature prince by exploiting a few of those lucky coincidences

which pass as miracles with uncritical people. Not only were the envy,

snobbery, and competitive ambition of the baser natures exacerbated by

Joan’s success, but among the friendly ones that were clever enough to

be critical a quite reasonable scepticism and mistrust of her ability,

founded on a fair observation of her obvious ignorance and temerity,

were at work against her. And as she met all remonstrances and all

criticisms, not with arguments or persuasion, but with a flat appeal to

the authority of God and a claim to be in God’s special confidence, she

must have seemed, to all who were not infatuated by her, so insufferable

that nothing but an unbroken chain of overwhelming successes in the

military and political field could have saved her from the wrath that

finally destroyed her.

Unbroken Success essential in Theocracy.

To forge such a chain she needed to be the King, the Archbishop of

Rheims, the Bastard of Orleans, and herself into the bargain; and that

was impossible. From the moment when she failed to stimulate Charles to

follow up his coronation with a swoop on Paris she was lost. The fact

that she insisted on this whilst the king and the rest timidly and

foolishly thought they could square the Duke of Burgundy, and effect a

combination with him against the English, made her a terrifying nuisance

to them; and from that time onward she could do nothing but prowl about

the battlefields waiting for some lucky chance to sweep the captains

into a big move. But it was to the enemy that the chance came: she was

taken prisoner by the Burgundians fighting before Compiègne, and at once

discovered that she had not a friend in the political world. Had she

escaped she would probably have fought on until the English were gone,

and then had to shake the dust of the court off her feet, and retire to

Domrémy as Garibaldi had to retire to Caprera.

Modern Distortions of Joan’s History.

This, I think, is all that we can now pretend to say about the prose of

Joan’s career. The romance of her rise, the tragedy of her execution,

and the comedy of the attempts of posterity to make amends for that

execution, belong to my play and not to my preface, which must be

confined to a sober essay on the facts. That such an essay is badly

needed can be ascertained by examining any of our standard works of

reference. They give accurately enough the facts about the visit to

Vaucouleurs, the annunciation to Charles at Chinon, the raising of the

siege of Orleans and the subsequent battles, the coronation at Rheims,

the capture at Compiègne, and the trial and execution at Rouen, with

their dates and the names of the people concerned; but they all break

down on the melodramatic legend of the wicked bishop and the entrapped

maiden and the rest of it. It would be far less misleading if they were

wrong as to the facts, and right in their view of the facts. As it is,

they illustrate the too little considered truth that the fashion in

which we think changes like the fashion of our clothes, and that it is

difficult, if not impossible, for most people to think otherwise than in

the fashion of their own period.

History always out of Date.

This, by the way, is why children are never taught contemporary history.

Their history books deal with periods of which the thinking has passed

out of fashion, and the circumstances no longer apply to active life.

For example, they are taught history about Washington, and told lies

about Lenin. In Washington’s time they were told lies (the same lies)

about Washington, and taught history about Cromwell. In the fifteenth

and sixteenth centuries they were told lies about Joan, and by this time

might very well be told the truth about her. Unfortunately the lies did

not cease when the political circumstances became obsolete. The

Reformation, which Joan had unconsciously anticipated, kept the

questions which arose in her case burning up to our own day (you can see

plenty of the burnt houses still in Ireland), with the result that Joan

has remained the subject of anti-Clerical lies, of specifically

Protestant lies, and of Roman Catholic evasions of her unconscious

Protestantism. The truth sticks in our throats with all the sauces it is

served with: it will never go down until we take it without any sauce at

all.

The Real Joan not Marvellous Enough for Us.

But even in its simplicity, the faith demanded by Joan is one which the

anti-metaphysical temper of nineteenth century civilization, which

remains powerful in England and America, and is tyrannical in France,

contemptuously refuses her. We do not, like her contemporaries, rush to

the opposite extreme in a recoil from her as from a witch self-sold to

the devil, because we do not believe in the devil nor in the possibility

of commercial contracts with him. Our credulity, though enormous, is not

boundless; and our stock of it is quite used up by our mediums,

clairvoyants, hand readers, slate writers, Christian Scientists,

psycho-analysts, electronic vibration diviners, therapeutists of all

schools registered and unregistered, astrologers, astronomers who tell

us that the sun is nearly a hundred million miles away and that

Betelgeuse is ten times as big as the whole universe, physicists who

balance Betelgeuse by describing the incredible smallness of the atom,

and a host of other marvel mongers whose credulity would have dissolved

the Middle Ages in a roar of sceptical merriment. In the Middle Ages

people believed that the earth was flat, for which they had at least the

evidence of their senses: we believe it to be round, not because as many

as one per cent of us could give the physical reasons for so quaint a

belief, but because modern science has convinced us that nothing that is

obvious is true, and that everything that is magical, improbable,

extraordinary, gigantic, microscopic, heartless, or outrageous is

scientific.

I must not, by the way, be taken as implying that the earth is flat, or

that all or any of our amazing credulities are delusions or impostures.

I am only defending my own age against the charge of being less

imaginative than the Middle Ages. I affirm that the nineteenth century,

and still more the twentieth, can knock the fifteenth into a cocked hat

in point of susceptibility to marvels and miracles and saints and

prophets and magicians and monsters and fairy tales of all kinds. The

proportion of marvel to immediately credible statement in the latest

edition of the Encyclopædia Britannica is enormously greater than in the

Bible. The medieval doctors of divinity who did not pretend to settle

how many angels could dance on the point of a needle cut a very poor

figure as far as romantic credulity is concerned beside the modern

physicists who have settled to the billionth of a millimetre every

movement and position in the dance of the electrons. Not for worlds

would I question the precise accuracy of these calculations or the

existence of electrons (whatever they may be). The fate of Joan is a

warning to me against such heresy. But why the men who believe in

electrons should regard themselves as less credulous than the men who

believed in angels is not apparent to me. If they refuse to believe,

with the Rouen assessors of 1431, that Joan was a witch, it is not

because that explanation is too marvellous, but because it is not

marvellous enough.

The Stage Limits of Historical Representation.

For the story of Joan I refer the reader to the play which follows. It

contains all that need be known about her; but as it is for stage use I

have had to condense into three and a half hours a series of events

which in their historical happening were spread over four times as many

months; for the theatre imposes unities of time and place from which

Nature in her boundless wastefulness is free. Therefore the reader must

not suppose that Joan really put Robert de Baudricourt in her pocket in

fifteen minutes, nor that her excommunication, recantation, relapse, and

death at the stake were a matter of half an hour or so. Neither do I

claim more for my dramatizations of Joan’s contemporaries than that some

of them are probably slightly more like the originals than those

imaginary portraits of all the Popes from Saint Peter onward through the

Dark Ages which are still gravely exhibited in the Uffizi in Florence

(or were when I was there last). My Dunois would do equally well for the

Duc d’Alençon. Both left descriptions of Joan so similar that, as a man

always describes himself unconsciously whenever he describes anyone

else, I have inferred that these goodnatured young men were very like

one another in mind; so I have lumped the twain into a single figure,

thereby saving the theatre manager a salary and a suit of armor. Dunois’

face, still on record at Châteaudun, is a suggestive help. But I really

know no more about these men and their circle than Shakespear knew about

Falconbridge and the Duke of Austria, or about Macbeth and Macduff. In

view of the things they did in history, and have to do again in the

play, I can only invent appropriate characters for them in Shakespear’s

manner.

A Void in the Elizabethan Drama.

I have, however, one advantage over the Elizabethans. I write in full

view of the Middle Ages, which may be said to have been rediscovered in

the middle of the nineteenth century after an eclipse of about four

hundred and fifty years. The Renascence of antique literature and art in

the sixteenth century, and the lusty growth of Capitalism, between them

buried the Middle Ages; and their resurrection is a second Renascence.

Now there is not a breath of medieval atmosphere in Shakespear’s

histories. His John of Gaunt is like a study of the old age of Drake.

Although he was a Catholic by family tradition, his figures are all

intensely Protestant, individualist, sceptical, self-centered in

everything but their love affairs, and completely personal and selfish

even in them. His kings are not statesmen: his cardinals have no

religion: a novice can read his plays from one end to the other without

learning that the world is finally governed by forces expressing

themselves in religions and laws which make epochs rather than by

vulgarly ambitious individuals who make rows. The divinity which shapes

our ends, rough hew them how we will, is mentioned fatalistically only

to be forgotten immediately like a passing vague apprehension. To

Shakespear as to Mark Twain, Cauchon would have been a tyrant and a

bully instead of a Catholic, and the inquisitor Lemaître would have been

a Sadist instead of a lawyer. Warwick would have had no more feudal

quality than his successor the King Maker has in the play of Henry VI.

We should have seen them all completely satisfied that if they would

only to their own selves be true they could not then be false to any man

(a precept which represents the reaction against medievalism at its

intensest) as if they were beings in the air, without public

responsibilities of any kind. All Shakespear’s characters are so: that

is why they seem natural to our middle classes, who are comfortable and

irresponsible at other people’s expense, and are neither ashamed of that

condition nor even conscious of it. Nature abhors this vacuum in

Shakespear; and I have taken care to let the medieval atmosphere blow

through my play freely. Those who see it performed will not mistake the

startling event it records for a mere personal accident. They will have

before them not only the visible and human puppets, but the Church, the

Inquisition, the Feudal System, with divine inspiration always beating

against their too inelastic limits: all more terrible in their dramatic

force than any of the little mortal figures clanking about in plate

armor or moving silently in the frocks and hoods of the order of St

Dominic.

Tragedy not Melodrama.

There are no villains in the piece. Crime, like disease, is not

interesting: it is something to be done away with by general consent,

and that is all about it. It is what men do at their best, with good

intentions, and what normal men and women find that they must and will

do in spite of their intentions, that really concern us. The rascally

bishop and the cruel inquisitor of Mark Twain and Andrew Lang are as

dull as pickpockets; and they reduce Joan to the level of the even less

interesting person whose pocket is picked. I have represented both of

them as capable and eloquent exponents of The Church Militant and The

Church Litigant, because only by doing so can I maintain my drama on the

level of high tragedy and save it from becoming a mere police court

sensation. A villain in a play can never be anything more than a

_diabolus ex machina_, possibly a more exciting expedient than a _deus

ex machina_, but both equally mechanical, and therefore interesting only

as mechanism. It is, I repeat, what normally innocent people do that

concerns us; and if Joan had not been burnt by normally innocent people

in the energy of their righteousness her death at their hands would have

no more significance than the Tokyo earthquake, which burnt a great many

maidens. The tragedy of such murders is that they are not committed by

murderers. They are judicial murders, pious murders; and this

contradiction at once brings an element of comedy into the tragedy: the

angels may weep at the murder, but the gods laugh at the murderers.

The Inevitable Flatteries of Tragedy.

Here then we have a reason why my drama of Saint Joan’s career, though

it may give the essential truth of it, gives an inexact picture of some

accidental facts. It goes almost without saying that the old Jeanne

d’Arc melodramas, reducing everything to a conflict of villain and hero,

or in Joan’s case villain and heroine, not only miss the point entirely,

but falsify the characters, making Cauchon a scoundrel, Joan a prima

donna, and Dunois a lover. But the writer of high tragedy and comedy,

aiming at the innermost attainable truth, must needs flatter Cauchon

nearly as much as the melodramatist vilifies him. Although there is, as

far as I have been able to discover, nothing against Cauchon that

convicts him of bad faith or exceptional severity in his judicial

relations with Joan, or of as much anti-prisoner, pro-police, class and

sectarian bias as we now take for granted in our own courts, yet there

is hardly more warrant for classing him as a great Catholic churchman,

completely proof against the passions roused by the temporal situation.

Neither does the inquisitor Lemaître, in such scanty accounts of him as

are now recoverable, appear quite so able a master of his duties and of

the case before him as I have given him credit for being. But it is the

business of the stage to make its figures more intelligible to

themselves than they would be in real life; for by no other means can

they be made intelligible to the audience. And in this case Cauchon and

Lemaître have to make intelligible not only themselves but the Church

and the Inquisition, just as Warwick has to make the feudal system

intelligible, the three between them having thus to make a twentieth

century audience conscious of an epoch fundamentally different from its

own. Obviously the real Cauchon, Lemaître, and Warwick could not have

done this: they were part of the Middle Ages themselves, and therefore

as unconscious of its peculiarities as of the atomic formula of the air

they breathed. But the play would be unintelligible if I had not endowed

them with enough of this consciousness to enable them to explain their

attitude to the twentieth century. All I claim is that by this

inevitable sacrifice of verisimilitude I have secured in the only

possible way sufficient veracity to justify me in claiming that as far

as I can gather from the available documentation, and from such powers

of divination as I possess, the things I represent these three exponents

of the drama as saying are the things they actually would have said if

they had known what they were really doing. And beyond this neither

drama nor history can go in my hands.

Some well-meant Proposals for the Improvement of the Play.

I have to thank several critics on both sides of the Atlantic, including

some whose admiration for my play is most generously enthusiastic, for

their heartfelt instructions as to how it can be improved. They point

out that by the excision of the epilogue and all the references to such

undramatic and tedious matters as the Church, the feudal system, the

Inquisition, the theory of heresy and so forth, all of which, they point

out, would be ruthlessly blue pencilled by any experienced manager, the

play could be considerably shortened. I think they are mistaken. The

experienced knights of the blue pencil, having saved an hour and a half

by disembowelling the play, would at once proceed to waste two hours in

building elaborate scenery, having real water in the river Loire and a

real bridge across it, and staging an obviously sham fight for

possession of it, with the victorious French led by Joan on a real

horse. The coronation would eclipse all previous theatrical displays,

shewing, first, the procession through the streets of Rheims, and then

the service in the cathedral, with special music written for both. Joan

would be burnt on the stage, as Mr Matheson Lang always is in The

Wandering Jew, on the principle that it does not matter in the least why

a woman is burnt provided she is burnt, and people can pay to see it

done. The intervals between the acts whilst these splendors were being

built up and then demolished by the stage carpenters would seem eternal,

to the great profit of the refreshment bars. And the weary and

demoralized audience would lose their last trains and curse me for

writing such inordinately long and intolerably dreary and meaningless

plays. But the applause of the press would be unanimous. Nobody who

knows the stage history of Shakespear will doubt that this is what would

happen if I knew my business so little as to listen to these well

intentioned but disastrous counsellors: indeed it probably will happen

when I am no longer in control of the performing rights. So perhaps it

will be as well for the public to see the play while I am still alive.

The Epilogue.

As to the epilogue, I could hardly be expected to stultify myself by

implying that Joan’s history in the world ended unhappily with her

execution, instead of beginning there. It was necessary by hook or crook

to shew the canonized Joan as well as the incinerated one; for many a

woman has got herself burnt by carelessly whisking a muslin skirt into

the drawing room fireplace, but getting canonized is a different matter,

and a more important one. So I am afraid the epilogue must stand.

To the Critics, lest they should feel Ignored.

To a professional critic (I have been one myself) theatre-going is the

curse of Adam. The play is the evil he is paid to endure in the sweat of

his brow; and the sooner it is over, the better. This would seem to

place him in irreconcilable opposition to the paying playgoer, from

whose point of view the longer the play, the more entertainment he gets

for his money. It does in fact so place him, especially in the

provinces, where the playgoer goes to the theatre for the sake of the

play solely, and insists so effectively on a certain number of hours’

entertainment that touring managers are sometimes seriously embarrassed

by the brevity of the London plays they have to deal in.

For in London the critics are reinforced by a considerable body of

persons who go to the theatre as many others go to church, to display

their best clothes and compare them with other people’s; to be in the

fashion, and have something to talk about at dinner parties; to adore a

pet performer; to pass the evening anywhere rather than at home: in

short, for any or every reason except interest in dramatic art as such.

In fashionable centres the number of irreligious people who go to

church, of unmusical people who go to concerts and operas, and of

undramatic people who go to the theatre, is so prodigious that sermons

have been cut down to ten minutes and plays to two hours; and, even at

that, congregations sit longing for the benediction and audiences for

the final curtain, so that they may get away to the lunch or supper they

really crave for, after arriving as late as (or later than) the hour of

beginning can possibly be made for them.

Thus from the stalls and in the Press an atmosphere of hypocrisy

spreads. Nobody says straight out that genuine drama is a tedious

nuisance, and that to ask people to endure more than two hours of it

(with two long intervals of relief) is an intolerable imposition. Nobody

says “I hate classical tragedy and comedy as I hate sermons and

symphonies; but I like police news and divorce news and any kind of

dancing or decoration that has an aphrodisiac effect on me or on my wife

or husband. And whatever superior people may pretend, I cannot associate

pleasure with any sort of intellectual activity; and I dont believe

anyone else can either.” Such things are not said; yet nine-tenths of

what is offered as criticism of the drama in the metropolitan Press of

Europe and America is nothing but a muddled paraphrase of it. If it does

not mean that, it means nothing.

I do not complain of this, though it complains very unreasonably of me.

But I can take no more notice of it than Einstein of the people who are

incapable of mathematics. I write in the classical manner for those who

pay for admission to a theatre because they like classical comedy or

tragedy for its own sake, and like it so much when it is good of its

kind and well done that they tear themselves away from it with

reluctance to catch the very latest train or omnibus that will take them

home. Far from arriving late from an eight or half-past eight o’clock

dinner so as to escape at least the first half-hour of the performance,

they stand in queues outside the theatre doors for hours beforehand in

bitingly cold weather to secure a seat. In countries where a play lasts

a week, they bring baskets of provisions and sit it out. These are the

patrons on whom I depend for my bread. I do not give them performances

twelve hours long, because circumstances do not at present make such

entertainments feasible; though a performance beginning after breakfast

and ending at sunset is as possible physically and artistically in

Surrey or Middlesex as in Ober-Ammergau; and an all-night sitting in a

theatre would be at least as enjoyable as an all-night sitting in the

House of Commons, and much more useful. But in St Joan I have done my

best by going to the well-established classical limit of three and a

half hours practically continuous playing, barring the one interval

imposed by considerations which have nothing to do with art. I know that

this is hard on the pseudo-critics and on the fashionable people whose

playing is a hypocrisy. I cannot help feeling some compassion for them

when they assure me that my play, though a great play, must fail

hopelessly, because it does not begin at a quarter to nine and end at

eleven. The facts are overwhelmingly against them. They forget that all

men are not as they are. Still, I am sorry for them; and though I cannot

for their sakes undo my work and help the people who hate the theatre to

drive out the people who love it, yet I may point out to them that they

have several remedies in their own hands. They can escape the first part

of the play by their usual practice of arriving late. They can escape

the epilogue by not waiting for it. And if the irreducible minimum thus

attained is still too painful, they can stay away altogether. But I

deprecate this extreme course, because it is good neither for my pocket

nor for their own souls. Already a few of them, noticing that what

matters is not the absolute length of time occupied by a play, but the

speed with which that time passes, are discovering that the theatre,

though purgatorial in its Aristotelian moments, is not necessarily

always the dull place they have so often found it. What do its

discomforts matter when the play makes us forget them?

AYOT ST LAWRENCE,

_May 1924_.

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_Saint Joan was performed for the first time by The Theatre Guild in the

Garrick Theatre, New York City, on the 28th December 1923, with Winifred

Lenihan in the title-part. Its first performance in London took place on

the 26th March 1924 in the New Theatre in St Martin’s Lane, with Sybil

Thorndike as the Saint._

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CONTENTS

Preface— PAGE

Joan the Original and Presumptuous v

Joan and Socrates vii

Contrast with Napoleon viii

Was Joan Innocent or Guilty? x

Joan’s Good Looks xiii

Joan’s Social Position xiv

Joan’s Voices and Visions xvii

The Evolutionary Appetite xx

The mere Iconography does not matter xxiii

The Modern Education which Joan escaped xxiii

Failures of the Voices xxvi

Joan a Galtonic Visualizer xxviii

Joan’s Manliness and Militarism xxviii

Was Joan Suicidal? xxxi

Joan Summed Up xxxii

Joan’s Immaturity and Ignorance xxxiv

The Maid in Literature xxxv

Protestant Misunderstandings of the Middle Ages xl

Comparative Fairness of Joan’s Trial xlii

Joan not tried as a Political Offender xliv

The Church uncompromised by its Amends xlviii

Cruelty, Modern and Medieval l

Catholic Anti-Clericalism liii

Catholicism not yet Catholic Enough liv

The Law of Change is the Law of God lvi

Credulity, Modern and Medieval lviii

Toleration, Modern and Medieval lix

Variability of Toleration lxi

The Conflict between Genius and Discipline lxiv

Joan as Theocrat lxvi

Unbroken Success essential in Theocracy lxvii

Modern Distortions of Joan’s History lxviii

History always out of Date lxix

The Real Joan not Marvellous Enough for Us lxx

The Stage Limits of Historical Representation lxxii

A Void in the Elizabethan Drama lxxiii

Tragedy, not Melodrama lxxv

The Inevitable Flatteries of Tragedy lxxvi

Some well-meant Proposals for the Improvement of the Play lxxviii

The Epilogue lxxx

To the Critics, lest they should feel Ignored lxxx

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SAINT JOAN

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SAINT JOAN

SCENE I

_A fine spring morning on the river Meuse, between Lorraine and

Champagne, in the year 1429 A.D., in the castle of Vaucouleurs._

_Captain Robert de Baudricourt, a military squire, handsome and

physically energetic, but with no will of his own, is disguising that

defect in his usual fashion by storming terribly at his steward, a

trodden worm, scanty of flesh, scanty of hair, who might be any age from

18 to 55, being the sort of man whom age cannot wither because he has

never bloomed._

_The two are in a sunny stone chamber on the first floor of the castle.

At a plain strong oak table, seated in chair to match, the captain

presents his left profile. The steward stands facing him at the other

side of the table, if so deprecatory a stance as his can be called

standing. The mullioned thirteenth-century window is open behind him.

Near it in the corner is a turret with a narrow arched doorway leading

to a winding stair which descends to the courtyard. There is a stout

fourlegged stool under the table, and a wooden chest under the window._

ROBERT. No eggs! No eggs!! Thousand thunders, man, what do you mean by

no eggs?

STEWARD. Sir: it is not my fault. It is the act of God.

ROBERT. Blasphemy. You tell me there are no eggs; and you blame your

Maker for it.

STEWARD. Sir: what can I do? I cannot lay eggs.

ROBERT [_sarcastic_] Ha! You jest about it.

STEWARD. No, sir, God knows. We all have to go without eggs just as you

have, sir. The hens will not lay.

ROBERT. Indeed! [_Rising_] Now listen to me, you.

STEWARD [_humbly_] Yes, sir.

ROBERT. What am I?

STEWARD. What are you, sir?

ROBERT [_coming at him_] Yes: what am I? Am I Robert, squire of

Baudricourt and captain of this castle of Vaucouleurs: or am I a cowboy?

STEWARD. Oh, sir, you know you are a greater man here than the king

himself.

ROBERT. Precisely. And now, do you know what you are?

STEWARD. I am nobody, sir, except that I have the honor to be your

steward.

ROBERT [_driving him to the wall, adjective by adjective_] You have not

only the honor of being my steward, but the privilege of being the

worst, most incompetent, drivelling snivelling jibbering jabbering idiot

of a steward in France. [_He strides back to the table._]

STEWARD [_cowering on the chest_] Yes, sir: to a great man like you I

must seem like that.

ROBERT [_turning_] My fault, I suppose. Eh?

STEWARD [_coming to him deprecatingly_] Oh, sir: you always give my most

innocent words such a turn!

ROBERT. I will give your neck a turn if you dare tell me, when I ask you

how many eggs there are, that you cannot lay any.

STEWARD [_protesting_] Oh sir, oh sir—

ROBERT. No: not oh sir, oh sir, but no sir, no sir. My three Barbary

hens and the black are the best layers in Champagne. And you come and

tell me that there are no eggs! Who stole them? Tell me that, before I

kick you out through the castle gate for a liar and a seller of my goods

to thieves. The milk was short yesterday, too: do not forget that.

STEWARD [_desperate_] I know, sir. I know only too well. There is no

milk: there are no eggs: tomorrow there will be nothing.

ROBERT. Nothing! You will steal the lot: eh?

STEWARD. No, sir: nobody will steal anything. But there is a spell on

us: we are bewitched.

ROBERT. That story is not good enough for me. Robert de Baudricourt

burns witches and hangs thieves. Go. Bring me four dozen eggs and two

gallons of milk here in this room before noon, or Heaven have mercy on

your bones! I will teach you to make a fool of me. [_He resumes his seat

with an air of finality_].

STEWARD. Sir: I tell you there are no eggs. There will be none—not if

you were to kill me for it—as long as The Maid is at the door.

ROBERT. The Maid! What maid? What are you talking about?

STEWARD. The girl from Lorraine, sir. From Domremy.

ROBERT [_rising in fearful wrath_] Thirty thousand thunders! Fifty

thousand devils! Do you mean to say that that girl, who had the

impudence to ask to see me two days ago, and whom I told you to send

back to her father with my orders that he was to give her a good hiding,

is here still?

STEWARD. I have told her to go, sir. She wont.

ROBERT. I did not tell you to tell her to go: I told you to throw her

out. You have fifty men-at-arms and a dozen lumps of ablebodied servants

to carry out my orders. Are they afraid of her?

STEWARD. She is so positive, sir.

ROBERT [_seizing him by the scruff of the neck_] Positive! Now see here.

I am going to throw you downstairs.

STEWARD. No, sir. Please.

ROBERT. Well, stop me by being positive. It’s quite easy: any slut of a

girl can do it.

STEWARD [_hanging limp in his hands_] Sir, sir: you cannot get rid of

her by throwing me out. [_Robert has to let him drop. He squats on his

knees on the floor, contemplating his master resignedly._] You see, sir,

you are much more positive than I am. But so is she.

ROBERT. I am stronger than you are, you fool.

STEWARD. No, sir: it isnt that: it’s your strong character, sir. She is

weaker than we are: she is only a slip of a girl; but we cannot make her

go.

ROBERT. You parcel of curs: you are afraid of her.

STEWARD [_rising cautiously_] No, sir: we are afraid of you; but she

puts courage into us. She really doesnt seem to be afraid of anything.

Perhaps you could frighten her, sir.

ROBERT [_grimly_] Perhaps. Where is she now?

STEWARD. Down in the courtyard, sir, talking to the soldiers as usual.

She is always talking to the soldiers except when she is praying.

ROBERT. Praying! Ha! You believe she prays, you idiot. I know the sort

of girl that is always talking to soldiers. She shall talk to me a bit.

[_He goes to the window and shouts fiercely through it_] Hallo, you

there!

A GIRL’S VOICE [_bright, strong and rough_] Is it me, sir?

ROBERT. Yes, you.

THE VOICE. Be you captain?

ROBERT. Yes, damn your impudence, I be captain. Come up here. [_To the

soldiers in the yard_] Shew her the way, you. And shove her along quick.

[_He leaves the window and returns to his place at the table, where he

sits magisterially._]

STEWARD [_whispering_] She wants to go and be a soldier herself. She

wants you to give her soldier’s clothes. Armor, sir! And a sword!

Actually! [_He steals behind Robert_].

_Joan appears in the turret doorway. She is an ablebodied country girl

of 17 or 18, respectably dressed in red, with an uncommon face: eyes

very wide apart and bulging as they often do in very imaginative people,

a long well-shaped nose with wide nostrils, a short upper lip, resolute

but full-lipped mouth, and handsome fighting chin. She comes eagerly to

the table, delighted at having penetrated to Baudricourt’s presence at

last, and full of hope as to the result. His scowl does not check or

frighten her in the least. Her voice is normally a hearty coaxing voice,

very confident, very appealing, very hard to resist._

JOAN [_bobbing a curtsey_] Good morning, captain squire. Captain: you

are to give me a horse and armor and some soldiers, and send me to the

Dauphin. Those are your orders from my Lord.

ROBERT [_outraged_] Orders from your lord! And who the devil may your

lord be? Go back to him, and tell him that I am neither duke nor peer at

his orders: I am squire of Baudricourt; and I take no orders except from

the king.

JOAN [_reassuringly_] Yes, squire: that is all right. My Lord is the

King of Heaven.

ROBERT. Why, the girl’s mad. [_To the steward_] Why didnt you tell me

so, you blockhead?

STEWARD. Sir: do not anger her: give her what she wants.

JOAN [_impatient, but friendly_] They all say I am mad until I talk to

them, squire. But you see that it is the will of God that you are to do

what He has put into my mind.

ROBERT. It is the will of God that I shall send you back to your father

with orders to put you under lock and key and thrash the madness out of

you. What have you to say to that?

JOAN. You think you will, squire; but you will find it all coming quite

different. You said you would not see me; but here I am.

STEWARD [_appealing_] Yes, sir. You see, sir.

ROBERT. Hold your tongue, you.

STEWARD [_abjectly_] Yes, sir.

ROBERT [_to Joan, with a sour loss of confidence_] So you are presuming

on my seeing you, are you?

JOAN [_sweetly_] Yes, squire.

ROBERT [_feeling that he has lost ground, brings down his two fists

squarely on the table, and inflates his chest imposingly to cure the

unwelcome and only too familiar sensation_] Now listen to me. I am going

to assert myself.

JOAN [_busily_] Please do, squire. The horse will cost sixteen francs.

It is a good deal of money; but I can save it on the armor. I can find a

soldier’s armor that will fit me well enough: I am very hardy; and I do

not need beautiful armor made to my measure like you wear. I shall not

want many soldiers: the Dauphin will give me all I need to raise the

siege of Orleans.

ROBERT [_flabbergasted_] To raise the siege of Orleans!

JOAN [_simply_] Yes, squire: that is what God is sending me to do. Three

men will be enough for you to send with me if they are good men and

gentle to me. They have promised to come with me. Polly and Jack and—

ROBERT. Polly!! You impudent baggage, do you dare call squire Bertrand

de Poulengey Polly to my face?

JOAN. His friends call him so, squire: I did not know he had any other

name. Jack—

ROBERT. That is Monsieur John of Metz, I suppose?

JOAN. Yes, squire. Jack will come willingly: he is a very kind

gentleman, and gives me money to give to the poor. I think John Godsave

will come, and Dick the Archer, and their servants John of Honecourt and

Julian. There will be no trouble for you, squire: I have arranged it

all: you have only to give the order.

ROBERT [_contemplating her in a stupor of amazement_] Well, I am damned!

JOAN [_with muffled sweetness_] No, squire: God is very merciful; and

the blessed saints Catherine and Margaret, who speak to me every day

[_he gapes_], will intercede for you. You will go to paradise; and your

name will be remembered for ever as my first helper.

ROBERT [_to the steward, still much bothered, but changing his tone as

he pursues a new clue_] Is this true about Monsieur de Poulengey?

STEWARD [_eagerly_] Yes, sir, and about Monsieur de Metz too. They both

want to go with her.

ROBERT [_thoughtful_] Mf! [_He goes to the window, and shouts into the

courtyard_] Hallo! You there: send Monsieur de Poulengey to me, will

you? [_He turns to Joan_]. Get out; and wait in the yard.

JOAN [_smiling brightly at him_] Right, squire. [_She goes out_].

ROBERT [_to the steward_] Go with her, you, you dithering imbecile. Stay

within call; and keep your eye on her. I shall have her up here again.

STEWARD. Do so in God’s name, sir. Think of those hens, the best layers

in Champagne; and—

ROBERT. Think of my boot; and take your backside out of reach of it.

_The steward retreats hastily and finds himself confronted in the

doorway by Bertrand de Poulengey, a lymphatic French gentleman-at-arms,

aged 36 or thereabout, employed in the department of the

provost-marshal, dreamily absent-minded, seldom speaking unless spoken

to, and then slow and obstinate in reply: altogether in contrast to the

self-assertive, loud-mouthed, superficially energetic, fundamentally

will-less Robert. The steward makes way for him, and vanishes._

_Poulengey salutes, and stands awaiting orders._

ROBERT [_genially_]. It isnt service, Polly. A friendly talk. Sit down.

[_He hooks the stool from under the table with his instep_].

_Poulengey, relaxing, comes into the room; places the stool between the

table and the window; and sits down ruminatively. Robert, half sitting

on the end of the table, begins the friendly talk._

ROBERT. Now listen to me, Polly. I must talk to you like a father.

_Poulengey looks up at him gravely for a moment, but says nothing._

ROBERT. It’s about this girl you are interested in. Now, I have seen

her. I have talked to her. First, she’s mad. That doesnt matter.

Second, she’s not a farm wench. She’s a bourgeoise. That matters a good

deal. I know her class exactly. Her father came here last year to

represent his village in a lawsuit: he is one of their notables. A

farmer. Not a gentleman farmer: he makes money by it, and lives by it.

Still, not a laborer. Not a mechanic. He might have a cousin a lawyer,

or in the Church. These sort of people may be of no account socially;

but they can give a lot of bother to the authorities. That is to say, to

me. Now no doubt it seems to you a very simple thing to take this girl

away, humbugging her into the belief that you are taking her to the

Dauphin. But if you get her into trouble, you may get me into no end of

a mess, as I am her father’s lord, and responsible for her protection.

So friends or no friends, Polly, hands off her.

POULENGEY [_with deliberate impressiveness_] I should as soon think of

the Blessed Virgin herself in that way, as of this girl.

ROBERT [_coming off the table_] But she says you and Jack and Dick have

offered to go with her. What for? You are not going to tell me that you

take her crazy notion of going to the Dauphin seriously, are you?

POULENGEY [_slowly_] There is something about her. They are pretty

foulmouthed and foulminded down there in the guardroom, some of them.

But there hasnt been a word that has anything to do with her being a

woman. They have stopped swearing before her. There is something.

Something. It may be worth trying.

ROBERT. Oh, come, Polly! pull yourself together. Commonsense was never

your strong point; but this is a little too much. [_He retreats

disgustedly_].

POULENGEY [_unmoved_] What is the good of commonsense? If we had any

commonsense we should join the Duke of Burgundy and the English king.

They hold half the country, right down to the Loire. They have Paris.

They have this castle: you know very well that we had to surrender it to

the Duke of Bedford, and that you are only holding it on parole. The

Dauphin is in Chinon, like a rat in a corner, except that he wont

fight. We dont even know that he is the Dauphin: his mother says he

isnt; and she ought to know. Think of that! the queen denying the

legitimacy of her own son!

ROBERT. Well, she married her daughter to the English king. Can you

blame the woman?

POULENGEY. I blame nobody. But thanks to her, the Dauphin is down and

out; and we may as well face it. The English will take Orleans: the

Bastard will not be able to stop them.

ROBERT. He beat the English the year before last at Montargis. I was

with him.

POULENGEY. No matter: his men are cowed now; and he cant work miracles.

And I tell you that nothing can save our side now but a miracle.

ROBERT. Miracles are all right, Polly. The only difficulty about them is

that they dont happen nowadays.

POULENGEY. I used to think so. I am not so sure now. [_Rising and moving

ruminatively towards the window_] At all events this is not a time to

leave any stone unturned. There is something about the girl.

ROBERT. Oh! You think the girl can work miracles, do you?

POULENGEY. I think the girl herself is a bit of a miracle. Anyhow, she

is the last card left in our hand. Better play her than throw up the

game. [_He wanders to the turret_].

ROBERT [_wavering_] You really think that?

POULENGEY [_turning_] Is there anything else left for us to think?

ROBERT [_going to him_] Look here, Polly. If you were in my place would

you let a girl like that do you out of sixteen francs for a horse?

POULENGEY. I will pay for the horse.

ROBERT. You will!

POULENGEY. Yes: I will back my opinion.

ROBERT. You will really gamble on a forlorn hope to the tune of sixteen

francs?

POULENGEY. It is not a gamble.

ROBERT. What else is it?

POULENGEY. It is a certainty. Her words, and her ardent faith in God

have put fire into me.

ROBERT [_giving him up_] Whew! You are as mad as she is.

POULENGEY [_obstinately_] We want a few mad people now. See where the

sane ones have landed us!

ROBERT [_his irresoluteness now openly swamping his affected

decisiveness_] I shall feel like a precious fool. Still, if you feel

sure—?

POULENGEY. I feel sure enough to take her to Chinon—unless you stop me.

ROBERT. This is not fair. You are putting the responsibility on me.

POULENGEY. It is on you whichever way you decide.

ROBERT. Yes: that’s just it. Which way am I to decide. You dont see how

awkward this is for me. [_Snatching at a dilatory step with an

unconscious hope that Joan will make up his mind for him_] Do you think

I ought to have another talk to her?

POULENGEY [_rising_] Yes. [_He goes to the window and calls_] Joan!

JOAN’S VOICE. Will he let us go, Polly?

POULENGEY. Come up. Come in. [_Turning to Robert_] Shall I leave you

with her?

ROBERT. No: stay here; and back me up.

_Poulengey sits down on the chest. Robert goes back to his magisterial

chair, but remains standing to inflate himself more imposingly. Joan

comes in, full of good news._

JOAN. Jack will go halves for the horse.

ROBERT. Well!! [_He sits, deflated_].

POULENGEY [_gravely_] Sit down, Joan.

JOAN [_checked a little, and looking to Robert_] May I?

ROBERT. Do what you are told.

_Joan curtsies and sits down on the stool between them. Robert outfaces

his perplexity with his most peremptory air._

ROBERT. What is your name?

JOAN [_chattily_] They always call me Jenny in Lorraine. Here in France

I am Joan. The soldiers call me The Maid.

ROBERT. What is your surname?

JOAN. Surname? What is that? My father sometimes calls himself d’Arc;

but I know nothing about it. You met my father. He—

ROBERT. Yes, yes; I remember. You come from Domremy in Lorraine, I

think.

JOAN. Yes; but what does it matter? we all speak French.

ROBERT. Dont ask questions: answer them. How old are you?

JOAN. Seventeen: so they tell me. It might be nineteen. I dont

remember.

ROBERT. What did you mean when you said that St Catherine and St

Margaret talked to you every day?

JOAN. They do.

ROBERT. What are they like?

JOAN [_suddenly obstinate_] I will tell you nothing about that: they

have not given me leave.

ROBERT. But you actually see them; and they talk to you just as I am

talking to you?

JOAN. No: it is quite different. I cannot tell you: you must not talk to

me about my voices.

ROBERT. How do you mean? voices?

JOAN. I hear voices telling me what to do. They come from God.

ROBERT. They come from your imagination.

JOAN. Of course. That is how the messages of God come to us.

POULENGEY. Checkmate.

ROBERT. No fear! [_To Joan_] So God says you are to raise the siege of

Orleans?

JOAN. And to crown the Dauphin in Rheims Cathedral.

ROBERT. [_gasping_] Crown the D⸺! Gosh!

JOAN. And to make the English leave France.

ROBERT [_sarcastic_] Anything else?

JOAN [_charming_] Not just at present, thank you, squire.

ROBERT. I suppose you think raising a siege is as easy as chasing a cow

out of a meadow. You think soldiering is anybody’s job?

JOAN. I do not think it can be very difficult if God is on your side,

and you are willing to put your life in His hand. But many soldiers are

very simple.

ROBERT [_grimly_] Simple! Did you ever see English soldiers fighting?

JOAN. They are only men. God made them just like us; but He gave them

their own country and their own language; and it is not His will that

they should come into our country and try to speak our language.

ROBERT. Who has been putting such nonsense into your head? Dont you

know that soldiers are subject to their feudal lord, and that it is

nothing to them or to you whether he is the duke of Burgundy or the king

of England or the king of France? What has their language to do with it?

JOAN. I do not understand that a bit. We are all subject to the King of

Heaven; and He gave us our countries and our languages, and meant us to

keep them. If it were not so it would be murder to kill an Englishman in

battle; and you, squire, would be in great danger of hell fire. You must

not think about your duty to your feudal lord, but about your duty to

God.

POULENGEY. It’s no use, Robert: she can choke you like that every time.

ROBERT. Can she, by Saint Dennis! We shall see. [_To Joan_] We are not

talking about God: we are talking about practical affairs. I ask you

again, girl, have you ever seen English soldiers fighting? Have you ever

seen them plundering, burning, turning the countryside into a desert?

Have you heard no tales of their Black Prince who was blacker than the

devil himself, or of the English king’s father?

JOAN. You must not be afraid, Robert—

ROBERT. Damn you, I am not afraid. And who gave you leave to call me

Robert?

JOAN. You were called so in church in the name of our Lord. All the

other names are your father’s or your brother’s or anybody’s.

ROBERT. Tcha!

JOAN. Listen to me, squire. At Domremy we had to fly to the next village

to escape from the English soldiers. Three of them were left behind,

wounded. I came to know these three poor goddams quite well. They had

not half my strength.

ROBERT. Do you know why they are called goddams?

JOAN. No. Everyone calls them goddams.

ROBERT. It is because they are always calling on their God to condemn

their souls to perdition. That is what goddam means in their language.

How do you like it?

JOAN. God will be merciful to them; and they will act like His good

children when they go back to the country He made for them, and made

them for. I have heard the tales of the Black Prince. The moment he

touched the soil of our country the devil entered into him and made him

a black fiend. But at home, in the place made for him by God, he was

good. It is always so. If I went into England against the will of God to

conquer England, and tried to live there and speak its language, the

devil would enter into me; and when I was old I should shudder to

remember the wickedness I did.

ROBERT. Perhaps. But the more devil you were the better you might fight.

That is why the goddams will take Orleans. And you cannot stop them, nor

ten thousand like you.

JOAN. One thousand like me can stop them. Ten like me can stop them with

God on our side. [_She rises impetuously, and goes at him, unable to sit

quiet any longer_]. You do not understand, squire. Our soldiers are

always beaten because they are fighting only to save their skins; and

the shortest way to save your skin is to run away. Our knights are

thinking only of the money they will make in ransoms: it is not kill or

be killed with them, but pay or be paid. But I will teach them all to

fight that the will of God may be done in France; and then they will

drive the poor goddams before them like sheep. You and Polly will live

to see the day when there will not be an English soldier on the soil of

France; and there will be but one king there: not the feudal English

king, but God’s French one.

ROBERT [_to Poulengey_] This may be all rot, Polly; but the troops might

swallow it, though nothing that we can say seems able to put any fight

into them. Even the Dauphin might swallow it. And if she can put fight

into him, she can put it into anybody.

POULENGEY. I can see no harm in trying. Can you? And there is something

about the girl—

ROBERT [_turning to Joan_] Now listen you to me; and [_desperately_]

dont cut in before I have time to think.

JOAN [_plumping down on the stool again, like an obedient schoolgirl_]

Yes, squire.

ROBERT. Your orders are, that you are to go to Chinon under the escort

of this gentleman and three of his friends.

JOAN [_radiant, clasping her hands_] Oh, squire! Your head is all

circled with light, like a saint’s.

POULENGEY. How is she to get into the royal presence?

ROBERT [_who has looked up for his halo rather apprehensively_] I dont

know: how did she get into my presence? If the Dauphin can keep her out

he is a better man than I take him for. [_Rising_] I will send her to

Chinon; and she can say I sent her. Then let come what may: I can do no

more.

JOAN. And the dress? I may have a soldier’s dress, maynt I, squire?

ROBERT. Have what you please. I wash my hands of it.

JOAN [_wildly excited by her success_] Come, Polly. [_She dashes out_].

ROBERT [_shaking Poulengey’s hand_] Goodbye, old man, I am taking a big

chance. Few other men would have done it. But as you say, there is

something about her.

POULENGEY. Yes: there is something about her. Goodbye. [_He goes out_].

_Robert, still very doubtful whether he has not been made a fool of by

a crazy female, and a social inferior to boot, scratches his head and

slowly comes back from the door._

_The steward runs in with a basket._

STEWARD. Sir, sir—

ROBERT. What now?

STEWARD. The hens are laying like mad, sir. Five dozen eggs!

ROBERT [_stiffens convulsively; crosses himself; and forms with his pale

lips the words_] Christ in heaven! [_Aloud but breathless_] She did come

from God.

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