Jack Nugent’s first idea on seeing a letter from his father asking him
to meet him at Samson Wilks’s was to send as impolite a refusal as a
strong sense of undutifulness and a not inapt pen could arrange, but
the united remonstrances of the Kybird family made him waver.
“You go,” said Mr. Kybird, solemnly; “take the advice of a man wot’s
seen life, and go. Who knows but wot he’s a-thinking of doing something
for you?”
“Startin’ of you in business or somethin’,” said Mrs. Kybird. “But if
’e tries to break it off between you and ’Melia I hope you know what to
say.”
“He won’t do that,” said her husband.
“If he wants to see me,” said Mr. Nugent, “let him come here.”
“I wouldn’t ’ave ’im in my house,” retorted Mr. Kybird, quickly. “An
Englishman’s ’ouse is his castle, and I won’t ’ave him in mine.”
“Why not, Dan’l,” asked his wife, “if the two families is to be
connected?”
Mr. Kybird shook his head, and, catching her eye, winked at her with
much significance.
[Illustration: “Mr. Nathan Smith.”]
“’Ave it your own way,” said Mrs. Kybird, who was always inclined to
make concessions in minor matters. “’Ave it your own way, but don’t
blame me, that’s all I ask.”
Urged on by his friends Mr. Nugent at last consented, and, in a reply
to his father, agreed to meet him at the house of Mr. Wilks on Thursday
evening. He was not free himself from a slight curiosity as to the
reasons which had made the captain unbend in so unusual a fashion.
Mr. Nathan Smith put in an appearance at six o’clock on the fatal
evening. He was a short, slight man, with a clean-shaven face mapped
with tiny wrinkles, and a pair of colourless eyes the blankness
of whose expression defied research. In conversation, especially
conversation of a diplomatic nature, Mr. Smith seemed to be looking
through his opponent at something beyond, an uncomfortable habit which
was a source of much discomfort to his victims.
“Here we are, then, Mr. Wilks,” he said, putting his head in the door
and smiling at the agitated steward.
“Come in,” said Mr. Wilks, shortly.
Mr. Smith obliged. “Nice night outside,” he said, taking a chair;
“clear over’ead. Wot a morning it ’ud be for a sail if we was only
young enough. Is that terbacker in that canister there?”
The other pushed it towards him.
“If I was only young enough—and silly enough,” said the boarding-house
master, producing a pipe with an unusually large bowl and slowly
filling it, “there’s nothing I should enjoy more than a three years’
cruise. Nothing to do and everything of the best.”
“’Ave you made all the arrangements?” inquired Mr. Wilks, in a tone of
cold superiority.
Mr. Smith glanced affectionately at a fish-bag of bulky appearance
which stood on the floor between his feet. “All ready,” he said,
cheerfully, “an’ if you’d like a v’y’ge yourself I can manage it for
you in two twos. You’ve on’y got to say the word.”
“I don’t want one,” said the steward, fiercely; “don’t you try none o’
your larks on me, Nathan Smith, cos I won’t have it.”
“Lord love your ’art,” said the boarding-master, “I wouldn’t ’urt you.
I’m on’y acting under your orders now; yours and the captin’s. It ain’t
in my reg’lar way o’ business at all, but I’m so good-natured I can’t
say ‘no.’”
“Can’t say ‘no’ to five pounds, you mean,” retorted Mr. Wilks, who by
no means relished these remarks.
“If I was getting as much out of it as you are I’d be a ’appy man,”
sighed Mr. Smith.
“Me!” cried the other; “do you think I’d take money for this—why, I’d
sooner starve, I’d sooner. Wot are you a-tapping your nose for?”
“Was I tapping it?” demanded Mr. Smith, in surprise. “Well, I didn’t
know it. I’m glad you told me.”
“You’re quite welcome,” said the steward, sharply. “Crimping ain’t in
my line; I’d sooner sweep the roads.”
“’Ear, ’ear,” exclaimed Mr. Smith, approvingly. “Ah! wot a thing it is
to come acrost an honest man. Wot a good thing it is for the eyesight.”
He stared stonily somewhere in the direction of Mr. Wilks, and then
blinking rapidly shielded his eyes with his hand as though overcome
by the sight of so much goodness. The steward’s wrath rose at the
performance, and he glowered back at him until his eyes watered.
“Twenty past six,” said Mr. Smith, suddenly, as he fumbled in his
waistcoat-pocket and drew out a small folded paper. “It’s time I made a
start. I s’pose you’ve got some salt in the house?”
“Plenty,” said Mr. Wilks.
“And beer?” inquired the other.
“Yes, there is some beer,” said the steward.
“Bring me a quart of it,” said the boarding-master, slowly and
impressively. “I want it drawed in a china mug, with a nice foaming
’ead on it.”
“Wot do you want it for?” inquired Mr. Wilks, eyeing him very closely.
“Bisness purposes,” said Mr. Smith. “If you’re very good you shall see
’ow I do it.”
Still the steward made no move. “I thought you brought the stuff with
you,” he remarked.
Mr. Smith looked at him with mild reproach. “Are you managing this
affair or am I?” he inquired.
The steward went out reluctantly, and drawing a quart mug of beer set
it down on the table and stood watching his visitor.
“And now I want a spoonful o’ sugar, a spoonful o’ salt, and a spoonful
o’ vinegar,” said Mr. Smith. “Make haste afore the ’ead goes off of it.”
Mr. Wilks withdrew grumbling, and came back in a wonderfully short
space of time considering, with the articles required.
“Thankee,” said the other; “you ’ave been quick. I wish I could move as
quick as you do. But you can take ’em back now, I find I can do without
’em.”
“Where’s the beer?” demanded the incensed Mr. Wilks; “where’s the beer,
you underhanded swab?”
“I altered my mind,” said Mr. Smith, “and not liking waste, and seeing
by your manner that you’ve ’ad more than enough already tonight, I
drunk it. There isn’t another man in Sunwich I could ha’ played that
trick on, no, nor a boy neither.”
Mr. Wilks was about to speak, but, thinking better of it, threw the
three spoons in the kitchen, and resuming his seat by the fire sat with
his back half turned to his visitor.
“Bright, cheerful young chap, ’e is,” said Mr. Smith; “you’ve knowed
’im ever since he was a baby, haven’t you?”
Mr. Wilks made no reply.
“The _Conqueror_’s sailing to-morrow morning, too,” continued his
tormentor; “his father’s old ship. ’Ow strange it’ll seem to ’im
following it out aboard a whaler. Life is full o’ surprises, Mr. Wilks,
and wot a big surprise it would be to you if you could ’ear wot he says
about you when he comes to ’is senses.”
“I’m obeying orders,” growled the other.
“Quite right,” said Mr. Smith, approvingly, as he drew a bottle of
whisky from his bag and placed it on the table. “Two glasses and there
we are. We don’t want any salt and vinegar this time.”
Mr. Wilks turned a deaf ear. “But ’ow are you going to manage so as to
make one silly and not the other?” he inquired.
“It’s a trade secret,” said the other; “but I don’t mind telling you I
sent the cap’n something to take afore he comes, and I shall be in your
kitchen looking arter things.”
“I s’pose you know wot you’re about?” said Mr. Wilks, doubtfully.
“I s’pose so,” rejoined the other. “Young Nugent trusts you, and, of
course, he’ll take anything from your ’ouse. That’s the beauty of
’aving a character, Mr. Wilks; a good character and a face like a baby
with grey whiskers.”
Mr. Wilks bent down and, taking up a small brush, carefully tidied up
the hearth.
“Like as not, if my part in it gets to be known,” pursued Mr. Smith,
mournfully, “I’ll ’ave that gal of Kybird’s scratching my eyes out
or p’r’aps sticking a hat-pin into me. I had that once; the longest
hat-pin that ever was made, I should think.”
He shook his head over the perils of his calling, and then, after
another glance at the clock, withdrew to the kitchen with his bag,
leaving Mr. Wilks waiting in a state of intense nervousness for the
arrival of the others.
Captain Nugent was the first to put in an appearance, and by way of
setting a good example poured a little of the whisky in his glass and
sat there waiting. Then Jack Nugent came in, fresh and glowing, and Mr.
Wilks, after standing about helplessly for a few moments, obeyed the
captain’s significant nod and joined Mr. Smith in the kitchen.
“You’d better go for a walk,” said that gentleman, regarding him
kindly; “that’s wot the cap’n thought.”
Mr. Wilks acquiesced eagerly, and tapping at the door passed through
the room again into the street. A glance as he went through showed him
that Jack Nugent was drinking, and he set off in a panic to get away
from the scene which he had contrived.
He slackened after a time and began to pace the streets at a rate
which was less noticeable. As he passed the Kybirds’ he shivered, and
it was not until he had consumed a pint or two of the strongest brew
procurable at the Two Schooners that he began to regain some of his old
self-esteem. He felt almost maudlin at the sacrifice of character he
was enduring for the sake of his old master, and the fact that he could
not narrate it to sympathetic friends was not the least of his troubles.
The shops had closed by the time he got into the street again, and
he walked down and watched with much solemnity the reflection of the
quay lamps in the dark water of the harbour. The air was keen and the
various craft distinct in the starlight. Perfect quiet reigned aboard
the _Seabird_, and after a vain attempt to screw up his courage to see
the victim taken aboard he gave it up and walked back along the beach.
[Illustration: “It was not until he had consumed a pint or two of the
strongest brew that he began to regain some of his old self-esteem.”]
By the time he turned his steps homewards it was nearly eleven o’clock.
Fullalove Alley was quiet, and after listening for some time at his
window he turned the handle of the door and passed in. The nearly empty
bottle stood on the table, and an over-turned tumbler accounted for
a large, dark patch on the table-cloth. As he entered the room the
kitchen door opened and Mr. Nathan Smith, with a broad smile on his
face, stepped briskly in.
“All over,” he said, rubbing his hands; “he went off like a lamb, no
trouble nor fighting. He was a example to all of us.”
“Did the cap’n see ’im aboard?” inquired Mr. Wilks.
“Certainly not,” said the other. “As a matter o’ fact the cap’n took a
little more than I told ’im to take, and I ’ad to help ’im up to your
bed. Accidents will ’appen, but he’ll be all right in the morning if
nobody goes near ’im. Leave ’im perfectly quiet, and when ’e comes
downstairs give ’im a strong cup o’ tea.”
“In my bed?” repeated the staring Mr. Wilks.
“He’s as right as rain,” said the boarding master. “I brought down a
pillow and blankets for you and put ’em in the kitchen. And now I’ll
take the other two pound ten and be getting off ’ome. It ought to be
ten pounds really with the trouble I’ve ’ad.”
Mr. Wilks laid the desired amount on the table, and Mr. Nathan Smith
placing it in his pocket rose to go.
“Don’t disturb ’im till he’s ’ad ’is sleep out, mind,” he said, pausing
at the door, “else I can’t answer for the consequences. If ’e should
get up in the night and come down raving mad, try and soothe ’im.
Good-night and pleasant dreams.”
He closed the door after him quietly, and the horrified steward, after
fetching the bed-clothes on tiptoe from the kitchen, locked the door
which led to the staircase, and after making up a bed on the floor lay
down in his clothes and tried to get to sleep.
He dozed off at last, but woke up several times during the night with
the cold. The lamp burnt itself out, and in the dark he listened
intently for any sounds of life in the room above. Then he fell asleep
again, until at about half-past seven in the morning a loud crash
overhead awoke him with a start.
In a moment he was sitting up with every faculty on the alert.
Footsteps blundered about in the room above, and a large and rapidly
widening patch of damp showed on the ceiling. It was evident that the
sleeper, in his haste to quench an abnormal thirst, had broken the
water jug.
Mr. Wilks, shivering with dread, sprang to his feet and stood
irresolute. Judging by the noise, the captain was evidently in a fine
temper, and Mr. Smith’s remarks about insanity occurred to him with
redoubled interest. Then he heard a hoarse shout, the latch of the
bedroom door clicked, and the prisoner stumbled heavily downstairs and
began to fumble at the handle of the door at the bottom. Trembling
with excitement Mr. Wilks dashed forward and turned the key, and then
retreating to the street door prepared for instant flight.
[Illustration: “The man on the other side fell on all fours into the
room.”]
He opened the door so suddenly that the man on the other side, with
a sudden cry, fell on all fours into the room, and raising his face
stared stupidly at the steward. Mr. Wilks’s hands dropped to his sides
and his tongue refused its office, for in some strange fashion, quite
in keeping with the lawless proceedings of the previous night, Captain
Nugent had changed into a most excellent likeness of his own son.