I felt that it was time for a little encouragement.

"I wonder where she can be?" I said loudly.

There was a long silence. At last Dorothy grew desperate. "Look under

the armchair in the hall," she called.

Christopher and I smiled to ourselves. Then suddenly we heard her

creeping towards the door. I blame Christopher for what followed.

"She's coming," he whispered excitedly. "Let's hide."

There was no time to think. We slipped rapidly under the table. A

ridiculous thing to do, of course; so undignified. I kick myself when

I think of it, but at the time---- Well, it was Christopher's fault for

getting excited. So there we were squashed under the table when the

door opened and Dorothy appeared.

"I don't believe----" she began, and then stopped. "Why, they're

not here," she gasped. And then Christopher spoilt everything by

spluttering. I strangled him at once and we hoped that Dorothy hadn't

heard. We saw her legs standing very still by the door. Then they

moved quickly round the table to the fireplace. Christopher and I held

our breaths and waited. We saw that Dorothy was pulling our chair

round to face the fire. Then she sat herself in it and all we could

see was the back of the chair.

There was a great silence. Christopher and I looked at each other and

decided that something must be done.

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