CHAPTER V.

Meanwhile the fateful year 1820, when I was to be translated from the

world of Harrow, and know nothing more of its friendships, quarrels, and

politics, was at hand. At the election of July in that year was to begin

my Winchester life. I certainly looked forward to it with a feeling of

awe approaching terror, yet not untempered by a sense of increased

dignity and the somewhat self-complacent feeling of one destined by fate

to meet great and perilous adventures, and acquire large stores of

experience.

The sadness of departure was tempered also, as I remember, by the

immediate delight of a journey to be performed. Certainly it was not the

unmixed delight with which Rousseau contemplated his _voyage à faire et

Paris au bout_. Something very different lay at the end of my _voyage_.

Nevertheless, so intense was my delight in “the road” at that time (and

to a great degree ever since), that the sixty miles journey to be

performed was a great alleviation.

The expedition was to be made with my father in his gig. A horse was to

be sent on to Guildford, and by dint of starting at a very early hour,

and there changing horses, the distance was to be performed in one day.

We were to travel, not by the more generally used coach road by Hounslow

and Bagshot, but over the district called the Hog’s Back from Guildford

to Farnham--chiefly, as I remember, for the sake of showing me that

beautiful bit of country. For to my father beautiful scenery was as

great a delight as it has always been to myself.

At Farnham there was time, while the horse was being baited at “The

Bush,” for us, after snatching a morsel of cold meat, to visit hurriedly

the park and residence of the Bishop of Winchester. I, very contentedly

trotting by the side of my father’s long strides, was much impressed by

the beauty of the park. But, as I remember, my mind was very much

exercised by the fact, then first learned, that the Bishop’s diocese

extended all the way to London. And I think that it seemed somehow to my

child’s mind that the dignity of my position as one of William of

Wykeham’s scholars was enhanced by the enormous extent of the diocese of

his successor.

We reached Winchester late in the evening of the day before the

election, putting up, not at “The George,” or at “The White Hart,” as

most people would have done, but at the “Fleur de Lys,” pronounced

“Flower de Luce,” a very ancient, but then third-rate hostelry, which my

father preferred, partly probably because he thought the charges might

be less there, but mainly because it is situated in the vicinity of the

college, and he had known and used it of old. We spent the evening at

the house of Dr. Gabell, the head master, an old friend of my father’s,

where his eldest daughter, an intimate friend of my mother’s, who had

often been a visitor in Keppel Street, made much of me.

And the next day I became a Wykehamist! And the manner of so becoming

was in this wise. The real serious business of the six electors--three

sent from New College, and three belonging to Winchester, as has been

set forth on a previous page--consisted in the examination of those

scholars, who, standing at the top of the school, were in that year

candidates for New College. All the eighteen “prefects,” who formed the

highest class in the school, were examined; but the most serious part of

the business was the examination of the first half dozen or so, who were

probably superannuated at the age of eighteen that year, and who might

have a fair chance of finding a vacancy at New College (if there were

not one at that present moment) in the course of the ensuing twelve

months. And this was a very fateful and serious examination, for the

examiners in “the election chamber” would, if the examination disclosed

due cause, change the order of the roll as it came up to them, placing a

boy, who had distinguished himself, before another, who had not done so.

And as the roll thus settled was the order in which vacancies at New

College were taken, the work in “the chamber” was of life-long

importance to the subjects of it.

Very different was the “election” of the children, who were to go into

Winchester. Duly instructed as to the part we were to play, we went

marvelling up the ancient stone corkscrew stair to the mysterious

chamber situated over the “middle gate,” _i.e._ the gateway between the

outer court and the second quadrangle where the chapel, the hall, and

the chambers are. The “election chamber” always maintained a certain

character of mystery to us, because it was never opened or used save on

the great occasion of the annual election. In that chamber we found the

six solemn electors in their gowns waiting for us; especially the Bishop

of Hereford, who was then Warden of Winchester College, an aged man with

his peculiar wig and gown was an object of awe. No Bishop had in those

days dreamed as yet of discarding the episcopal wig.

And then the examination began as follows: “Well, boy, can you sing?”

“Yes, sir.” “Let us hear you.” “‘All people that on earth do dwell,’”

responded the neophyte--duly instructed previously in his part of the

proceeding--without attempting in the smallest degree to modify in any

way his ordinary speech. “Very well, boy. That will do!” returned the

examiner. The examination was over, and you were a member of William of

Wykeham’s college, _Sancta Mariæ de Winton prope Winton_. “_Prope_

Winton,” observe, for the college is situated outside the ancient city

walls.

The explanation of this survival of the _simulacrum_ of an examination

is that the ancient statutes require that candidates for admission as

scholars must be competently instructed _in plano cantu_--in plain

chant; the intention of the founder being that all his scholars should

take part in the choral service of the chapel.

I and my fellow novices thus admitted as scholars in that July of 1820

were not about to join the school immediately. We had the six weeks

holidays before us, the election taking place at the end of the summer

half year. Election week was the grand festival of the Wykehamical year.

For three days high feast was held in the noble old hall. The “high

table” was spread on the dais, and all old Wykehamists were welcome at

it. The boys in the lower part of the hall were regaled with mutton pies

and “stuckling.” That was their appointed fare; but in point of fact

they feasted on dishes or portions of dishes sent down from the

abundantly-spread high table, and the pies were carried away for the

next morning’s breakfast. I do not think anybody ate much “stuckling”

beyond a mouthful _pro formâ_. It was a sort of flat pastry made of

chopped apples and currants. And the specialty of it was that the apples

must be that year’s apples. They used to be sent up from Devonshire or

Cornwall, and sometimes were with difficulty obtained. Then there was

the singing of the Latin grace, with its beautiful responses, performed

by the chapel choir and as many others as were capable of taking part in

it. The grace with its music has been published, and I need not occupy

these pages with a reprint of it. And then in the afternoon came the

singing of “Domum” on the fives court behind the school, by the whole

strength of the company.

Nine such election weeks did I see, counting from that which made me a

Wykehamist in 1820 to that which saw me out a superannuate in 1828. I

did not get a fellowship at New College, having narrowly missed it for

want of a vacancy by one. I was much mortified at the time, but have

seen long since that probably all was for the best for me. It was a mere

chance, as has been shown at a former page, whether a boy at the head or

nearly at the head of the school went to New College or not.

The interesting event of a vacancy having occurred at New College,

whether by death, marriage, or the acceptance of a living, was announced

by the arrival of “speedyman” at Winchester College. “Speedyman,” in

conformity with immemorial usage, used to bring the news on foot from

Oxford to Winchester. How well I remember the look of the man, as he

used to arrive with all the appearance of having made a breathless

journey, a spare, active-looking fellow, in brown cloth breeches and

gaiters covered with dust. Of course letters telling the facts had long

outstripped “speedyman.” But with the charming and reverent spirit of

conservatism, which in those days ruled all things at Winchester,

“speedyman” made his journey on foot all the same!

Of course one of the first matters in hand when this fateful messenger

arrived was to regale him with college beer, and right good beer it was

in those days. In connection with it may be mentioned the rather

singular fact, that, whereas all other supplies from the college buttery

to the boys--the bread, the cheese, the butter, the meat--were

accurately measured, the beer was given absolutely _ad libitum_. In fact

it was not _given_ out at all, but taken. Thrice a day the way to the

cellar was open, a back stair leading from the hall to the superb old

vaulted cellar, with its central pillar and arches springing from it in

every direction. All around were the hogsheads, and the proper tools for

tapping one as soon as another should be out. And to this cellar the

boys--or rather the junior boys at each mess--went freely to draw as

much as they chose.

And the beer thus freely supplied was our only beverage, for not only

was tea or coffee not furnished, it was not permitted. Some of the

prefects (the eighteen first boys in college) would have “tea-messes,”

provided out of their own pocket money, and served by their “fags.” But

if, as would sometimes happen, either of the masters chanced to appear

on the scene before the tea-things could be got out of the way, he used

to smash them all, using his large pass key for the purpose, and saying

“What are all these things, sir? William of Wykeham knew nothing, I

think, of tea!”

We used to breakfast at ten, after morning school, on bread and butter

and beer, having got up at half-past five, gone to chapel at half-past

six, and into school at half-past seven. At a quarter to one we again

went up into hall. It was a specialty of college phraseology to suppress

the definite article. We always said “to hall,” “to meads” (the

playground), “to school,” “to chambers,” and the like. The visit to hall

at that time was properly for dinner, though it had long ceased to be

such. The middle of the day “hall” served in my day only for the purpose

of luncheon (though no such modern word was ever used), and only those

“juniors” attended whose office it was to bring away the portions of

bread and cheese and “bobs” (_i.e._ huge jugs) of beer for consumption

in the afternoon.

Sunday formed an exception to this practice. We all went up into “hall”

in the middle of the day on Sunday, and dined on roast beef, the

noontide dinner consisting of roast beef on that day, boiled beef on

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and baked plum pudding on

Friday and Saturday. But the boiled beef, with the exception of certain

portions reserved for the next morning’s breakfast of the seniors of the

messes, or companies into which the “inferiors” (_i.e._, non-prefects)

were divided, was not eaten, but given away. During the war Winchester

had been one of the depots of French prisoners, and the beef in question

was then given to them. When there were no more Frenchmen it was given

to twenty-four old women who were appointed to do the weeding of the

college quadrangles. It must be understood that this arrangement was

entirely spontaneous on the part of the boys, though it would have been

quite out of the question for any individual to say that he for his part

would eat his own beef. How all this may be now I know not. Probably the

college, under the enlightened guidance of Her Majesty’s Commissioners,

have seen the propriety of providing the youthful Wykehamists with table

napkins and caper sauce, while the old women go without their dole of

beef. On the Friday and Saturday the pudding was carried down out of

hall by the juniors for consumption during the afternoon.

At about a quarter-past six, at the conclusion of afternoon school, we

went up into hall for dinner--originally, of course, supper. This

consisted of mutton, roast or boiled, every evening of the year, with

potatoes and beer. But it was such mutton as is not to be found in

English butchers’ shops nowadays, scientific breeding having improved it

from off the face of the land. It was small Southdown mutton, uncrossed

by any of the coarser, rapidly-growing, and fat-making breeds. And that

it should be such was insured by the curious rule, that, though only a

given number of pounds of mutton were required and paid for to the

contractor, the daily supply was always to be one sheep and a half. So

that if large mutton was sent it was to the loss of the contractor.

Furthermore it was the duty of the “prefect of tub” to see that the

mutton was in all ways satisfactory. The “prefect of tub” was one of

the five boys at the head of the school; another was the “prefect of

hall”; a third “prefect of school”; and the fourth and fifth “prefects

of chapel.” These offices were all positions of emolument. That of the

“prefect of tub” was far the most so, and was usually held by the senior

college “founder,” or boy of “founder’s kin,” during his last year

before going to New College. The titles of the other offices explain

themselves, but that of “prefect of tub” requires some elucidation.

In the hall, placed just inside the screen which divided the buttery

hatches from the body of the hall, there was an ancient covered “tub.”

In the course of my eight years’ stay at Winchester this venerable

tub--_damnosa quid non diminuit dies?_--had to be renewed. It was

replaced by a much handsomer one; but, as I remember, the change had

rather the effect on the popular mind in college of diminishing our

confidence in the permanency of human institutions generally. The

original purpose of this tub was to receive fragments and remains of

food, together with such portions--“dispers” we called them--of the

evening mutton supper as were not duly claimed by the destined recipient

of them at his place at the table, that they might be given to the poor;

and the “prefect of tub” was so called because it was part of his office

to see that this was duly done. It was also his duty to preside over the

distribution of the aforesaid “dispers”--not _quasi dispars_, as might

be supposed by those who can appreciate the difference between a prime

cut out of a leg of mutton and a bit of the breast of a sheep, but

“_dispers_” from _dispertio_. Now the distribution in question was

effected in this wise. The joints were cut up in the kitchen always

accurately in the same manner. The leg made eight “dispers,” the

shoulder seven, and so on. The “dispers” thus prepared were put into

four immense pewter dishes, and these were carried up into hall by four

choristers under the superintendence of the “prefect of tub” and

distributed among the fifty-two “inferiors”--_i.e._, non-prefects. The

eighteen prefects dined at two tables by themselves. Their joints were

not cut into “dispers,” but were dressed by the cook according to their

own orders, paid for by themselves according to an established tariff

drawn with reference to the extra expense of the mode of preparation

ordered. The long narrow tables were six in number, ranged on either

side of the noble hall, exactly as in a monastic refectory. The dais was

left unoccupied, save at election time, when the “high table” was spread

there. At the first two tables on the left hand side as one entered the

hall, the eighteen prefects dined.

This bloated aristocracy was supplied with plates to eat their dinner

from. The populace--mere mutton _consumere nati_--the fifty-two

inferiors, had only “trenchers,” flat pieces of wood about nine inches

square. These fifty-two “inferiors” were divided into eight companies,

and occupied the remaining four tables. But this division was so

arranged that one of the eight seniors of the “inferiors” was at the

head of each company, and one of the eight juniors at the bottom of

each, the whole body being similarly distributed. And each of these

companies occupied a different table every day, the party who sat at the

lowest table on Monday occupying the highest on Tuesday, and so on. So

that when the “prefect of tub” entered the hall at the head of the

procession of four choristers, carrying the four “gomers” (such was the

phrase) of dispers, he proceeded first to the table on the opposite side

of the hall to that of the prefects, and saw that the senior of the mess

occupying that table selected as many of the most eligible dispers as

there were persons _present_. If any junior were absent by authority of,

or on the business of, any prefect, his disper was allowed to be taken

for him. This senior of the mess, it may be mentioned _obiter_ was

called, for some reason hidden in the obscurity of time, the

“candlekeeper.” Assuredly neither he nor his office had any known

connection with the keeping of candles. Any dispers remaining unclaimed

at the end of his tour of the hall belonged to “the tub.”

In return for the performance of this important office, the “prefect of

tub” was entitled to the heads, feet, and all such portions of the sheep

as were not comprised in legs, shoulders, necks, loins, and breasts, as

well as to the dispers of any individuals who might from any cause be

absent from college. Of course he did not meddle personally with any of

these perquisites, but had a contract with the college manciple, the

value of which was, I believe, about £80 a year. Such was the “prefect

of tub.”

Orderly conduct in hall generally, which did not imply any degree of

violence, was maintained by the “prefect of hall,” the dignity of whose

office, though it was by no means so profitable as that of the “prefect

of tub,” ranked above that of all the other “officers.” No master was

ever present in hall.

But the most onerous and important duty of the prefect of hall consisted

in superintending the excursion to “hills,”--_i.e._ to St. Catherine’s

Hill, which took place twice on every holiday, once on every

half-holiday during the year, and every evening during the summer

months. On these occasions the “prefect of hall” had under his guidance

and authority not only William of Wykeham’s seventy scholars, but the

whole of the hundred and thirty pupils of the head master, who were

called commoners. The scholars marched first, two and two (with the

exception of the prefects who walked as they pleased), and then followed

the commoners. And it was the duty of the prefect of hall to keep the

column in good and compact order until the top of the hill was reached.

Then all dispersed to amuse themselves as they pleased. But the prefect

of hall still remained responsible for his flock keeping within bounds.

St. Catherine’s Hill is a notably isolated down in the immediate

neighbourhood of Winchester, and just above the charming little village

of St. Cross. There is a clump of firs on the top, and the unusually

well marked circumvallation of a Roman (or British?) camp around the

circle of the hill. The ditch of this circumvallation formed our

“bounds.” The straying beyond them, however, in the direction of the

open downs away from the city, and from St. Cross, was deemed a very

venial offence by either the prefect of hall or the masters. But not so

in the direction of the town. It was the duty of the three “juniors” in

college--one of whom I was during my first half-year--to “call _domum_.”

When the time came for returning to college one of those three walked

over the top of the hill from one side to the other, while the other two

went round the circumvallation--each one half of it--calling perpetually

“_Domum ... domum_” as loudly as they could. All the year round we went

to “morning hills” before breakfast, and to afternoon hills about three.

In the summer we went, as I have said, every evening after “hall,” but

not to the top of the hill, only to the water-meads at the foot of it,

the object being to bathe in the Itchen.

Many of the Winchester recollections most indelibly fixed in my memory

are connected with “hills.” It seems impossible that sixty years can

have passed since I stood on the bank of the circumvallation facing

towards Winchester, and gazed down on the white morning mist that

entirely concealed the city and valley. How many mornings in the late

autumn have I stood and watched the moving, but scarcely moving masses

of billowy white cloud! And what strange similitudes and contrasts

suggested themselves to my mind as I recently looked down from the

heights of Monte Gennaro on the Roman Campagna similarly cloud hidden!

The phenomenon exhibited itself on an infinitely larger scale in the

latter case, but it did not suggest to me such thick-coming fancies and

fantastic imaginings as the water-mead-born mists of the Itchen!

There were two special amusements connected with our excursions to St.

Catherine’s Hill--badger baiting and “mouse-digging,” the former

patronised mainly by the bigger fellows, the latter by their juniors.

There was a man in the town, a not very reputable fellow I fancy, who

had constituted himself “badger keeper” to the college. It was his

business to provide a badger and dogs, and to bring them to certain

appointed trysting places at “hill times” for the sport. The places in

question were not within our “bounds,” but at no great distance in some

combe or chalk-pit of the neighbouring downs. Of course it was not

permitted by the authorities; but I think it might easily have been

prevented had any attempt to do so been made in earnest. It seems

strange, considering my eight years’ residence in college, that I never

once was present at a badger baiting. I am afraid that my absence was

not caused by distinct disapproval of the cruelty of the sport, but

simply by the fact that my favourite “hill-times” occupations took me

in other directions.

Nor, probably for the same reason, was I a great mouse-digger. Very many

of us never went to “hills” unarmed with a “mouse-digger.” This was a

sort of miniature pickaxe, which was used to dig the field-mice out of

their holes. The skill and the amusement consisted in following the

labyrinthine windings of these, which are exceedingly numerous on the

chalk downs, in such sort as to capture the inmate and her brood without

injuring her, and carry her home in triumph to be kept in cages provided

_ad hoc_.

There was--and doubtless is--a clump of firs on the very centre and

summit of St. Catherine’s Hill. They are very tall and spindly trees,

with not a branch until the tuft at the top is reached. And my great

delight when I was in my first or second year was to climb these. Of

course I was fond of doing what few, if any, of my compeers could do as

well. And this was the case as regarded “swarming up” those tall and

slippery stems. I could reach the topmost top, and gloried much in doing

so.

But during my later years the occupation of a hill morning which most

commended itself to me was ranging as widely as possible over the

neighbouring hills. Like the fox in the old song, I was “off to the

downs O!” As I have said, the straying beyond bounds in this direction,

away from the town, was considered a very light offence; but I was apt

to make it a somewhat more serious one by not getting back from my

rambling, despite good running, till it was too late to return duly with

the main body to college. It was very probable that this might pass

without detection, if there were no roll-call on the way back. But it

frequently happened that “Gaffer” (such was Dr. Williams’s sobriquet

among us) on his white horse met us on our homeward march, and stopped

the column, while the prefect of hall called names. As these escapades

in my case occurred mainly during my last three years, I being a prefect

myself owed no allegiance to the authority of the prefect of hall. But

the roll-call revealing my absence would probably issue in my having to

learn by heart one of the epistles of Horace. Prefects learned their

“impositions” by heart, “inferiors” wrote them.

Every here and there the sides of these downs are scored by large

chalk-pits. There is a very large one on St. Catherine’s Hill on the

side looking towards St. Cross; and this was a favourite scene of

exploits in which I may boast myself (’tis sixty years since!) to have

been unrivalled. There was a very steep and rugged path by which it was

possible to descend from the upper edge of this chalk-pit to the bottom

of it. And it was a feat, in which I confess I took some pride, to take

a fellow on my shoulders (not on my back), while he had a smaller boy on

_his_ shoulders, and thus with two living stories on my shoulders to

descend the difficult path in question. And the boy in the middle--the

first story--could not be a very small one, for it was requisite that

_he_ also should hold and balance his burthen thoroughly well. I think I

could carry _one_ very _little_ boy down now!

It was the “prefect of hall” who managed the whole business of our

holidays--as they would be called elsewhere--which we called “remedies.”

A “holiday” meant at Winchester a red-letter day; and was duly kept as

such. But if no such day occurred in the week, the “prefect of hall”

went on the Tuesday morning to the head master (Wiccamice “informator”)

and asked for a “remedy,” which, unless there were any reason, such as

very bad weather, or a holiday coming later in the week, was granted by

handing to the prefect a ring, which remained in his keeping till the

following morning. This symbol was inscribed “_Commendat rarior usus._”

But in addition to these important duties the “prefect of hall”

discharged another, of which I must say a few words, with reference to

the considerable amount of interest which the outside world was good

enough to take in the subject a few years ago, with all that accurate

knowledge of facts, and that discrimination which people usually display

when talking of what they know nothing about.

It was the “prefect of hall,” who ordered the infliction of a “public

tunding.” The strange phrase, dropped by some unlucky chance into ears

to which it conveyed no definite meaning, seems to have inspired vague

terrors of the most terrific kind. Very much nonsense was talked and

printed at the time I refer to. But the following simple and truthful

statement of what a public tunding was, may enable those, who take an

interest in the matter, to form some reasonable opinion whether the

infliction of such punishment were a good or a bad thing.

At the conclusion of the evening dinner or supper, whichever it may be

called, the “prefect of hall” summoned the boys to the dais for the

singing of grace. Some dozen or so of boys, who had the best capacities

for the performance, were appointed by him for the purpose, and the

whole assembly stood around the dais, while the hymn, _Te de Profundis_,

was sung. When all were thus assembled, and before the singers

commenced, the culprit who had been sentenced to a tunding stepped out,

pulled off his gown, and received from the hands of one deputed by the

“prefect of hall,” and armed with a tough, pliant ground-ash stick, a

severe beating. I never had a tunding; but I have no doubt that the

punishment was severe, though I never heard of any boy disabled by it

from pursuing his usual work or his usual amusements. It was judiciously

ordered by the “prefect of hall” for offences deemed unbecoming the

character of a Wykehamist and a gentleman, and _only_ for such. Any such

petty larceny exploits as the scholars at some other “seats of learning”

are popularly said to be not unfrequently guilty of, such as robberies

of orchards or poultry-yards or the like, would have inevitably entailed

a public tunding. Any attempt whatsoever to appropriate unduly either

by fraud or violence anything sent to another boy from home--any portion

of a “cargo,” as such despatches were called--and _à fortiori_ any money

or money’s value, would have necessitated a public tunding. The

infliction was rare. Many half years passed without any public tunding

having been administered. And my own impression is, that the practice

was eminently calculated to foster among us a high tone of moral and

gentlemanlike feeling.

These reminiscences of the penal code that was in vigour among ourselves

are naturally connected with those referring to the subject of corporal

punishment in its more official form.

On one of the whitewashed walls of the huge schoolroom was an

inscription conceived and illustrated as follows: “_Aut disce!_” and

there followed a depicted book and inkstand; “_Aut discede!_” followed

by a handsomely painted sword, as who should say, “Go and be a soldier!”

(offering that as an alternative for which no learning was needed, after

the fashion of a day before examinations for commissions were dreamed

of!); and then lastly, “_Manet sors tertia cædi_,” followed by the

portraiture of a rod.

But this rod is of so special and peculiar a kind, and so dissimilar

from any such instrument as used elsewhere, that I must try to explain

the nature of it to my non-Wiccamical readers. A stick of some hard

wood, beech I think it was, turned into a shape convenient to the hand,

about a yard long, and with four grooves about three inches long and as

large as a cedar pencil, cut in the extremity of it, formed the handle.

Into these four grooves were fitted four slender apple twigs about five

feet long. They were sent up from Herefordshire in bundles, cut and

prepared for the purpose, and it was the duty of the “prefect of school”

to provide them. These twigs, fitted into the grooves, were fixed by a

string which bound them tightly to the handle, and a rod was thus

formed, the four-fold switches of which stood out some foot--or more

than that towards the end--from each other.

The words “flog,” or “flogging,” it is to be observed, were never heard

among us, in the mouth either of the masters or of the boys. We were

“scourged.” And a scourging was administered in this wise. At a certain

spot in the school--near the seat of the “informator,” when he was the

executioner, and near that of the “hostiarius” or under master when he

had to perform--in front of a fixed form, the patient kneeled down. Two

boys, any who chanced to be at hand, stepped behind the form, turned the

gown of a collegian or the coat tails of a commoner over his shoulders,

and unbuttoned his brace buttons, leaving bare at the part where the

braces join the trousers a space equal to the diameter of a

crown-piece--such was the traditional rule. And aiming at this with more

or less exactitude the master inflicted three cuts. Such was a

“scourging.”

Prefects, it may be observed, were never scourged.

The “best possible instructors” of this enlightened age, who never treat

of subjects the facts of which they are not conversant with, have said

much of the “cruelty,” and the “indecency” of such infliction of

corporal punishment, and of the moral degradation necessarily entailed

on the sufferers of it. As to the cruelty, it will be readily understood

from the above description of the rod, that it was quite as likely as

not that no one of the four twigs, at either of the three cuts, touched

the narrow bare part; especially as the operator--proceeding from one

patient to another with the utmost possible despatch, and with his eyes

probably on the list in his left hand of the culprits to be operated

on--had little leisure or care for aiming. The fact simply was that the

pain was really not worth speaking of, and that nobody cared the least

about it.

The affair passed somewhat in this wise. It is ten o’clock; the morning

school is over; and we are all in a hurry to get out to breakfast. There

are probably about a dozen or a score of boys to be scourged. Dr.

Williams, as well beloved a master as ever presided over any school in

the world, has come down from his seat, elevated three steps above the

floor of the school, putting on his great cocked hat as he does so. He

steps to the form where the scourging is to be done; the list of those

to be scourged, with the reasons why, is handed to him by the prefect,

charged for the week with this duty, together with the rod. He calls

“Jones” ... swish, swish, swish!... “Brown” ... swish, swish, swish!...

“Robinson” ... swish, swish, swish! as rapidly as it can be done. Each

operation takes perhaps twenty seconds. Having got through the list, he

flings the rod on the ground, makes a _demi-volte_ so as to face the

whole school, taking off his hat as he does so, and the “prefect of

school” who has been waiting on the steps of the master’s seat, with the

prayer-book open in his hand, instantly reads the short prayer with

which the school concludes, while those who have been scourged stand in

the background hurriedly readjusting their brace buttons so as not to be

behind hand at the buttery hatch for breakfast. Of any disgrace attached

to the reception of a scourging, no one had any smallest conception.

Of the cruelty of the infliction the reader may judge for himself. Of

the indecent talk about indecency he may also know from the above

accurate account what to think. The degree of “moral degradation”

inflicted on the sufferers may perhaps be estimated by a reference to

the roll of those whom Winchester has supplied to serve their country in

Church and State.

The real and unanswerable objection to the infliction of “corporal

punishment,” as it was used in my day at Winchester, was that it was a

mere form and farce. It caused neither pain nor disgrace, and assuredly

morally degraded nobody. I have been scourged five times in the day;

not because, as might be supposed, I was so incorrigible that the master

found it necessary to go on scourging me, but simply because it so

chanced. I had, say, come into chapel “tardè,” _i.e._ after the service

had commenced; I had omitted to send in duly my “vulgus”; I had been

“floored” in my Horace; I had missed duly answering “sum,” when on

returning from “hills” “Gaffer” had met the procession on his grey horse

and caused the “prefect of hall” “to call names,” the reason being that

I had been far away over the downs to Twyford, and had not been able to

run back in time; and an unlucky simultaneousness of these or of a dozen

other such sins of omission or commission had occurred, which had to be

wiped off by a scourging by the “hostiarius” at the morning school, and

another by the “informator;” by a third from the former at “middle

school,” when the head master did not attend; by a fourth from the

“hostiarius” at evening school, and a fifth from the “informator” the

last thing before going out to dinner at six. But this was a rare _tour

de force_, scarcely likely to occur again. I was rather proud of it, and

wholly unconscious of any “moral degradation.”

I have spoken of the “informator” putting on his cocked hat when about

to commence his work of scourging. I am at a loss to account for his

having worn this very unacademical costume. It was a huge three-cornered

cocked hat very much like that of a coachman on state occasions; and

must, I take it, have been a survival from about the time of Charles

the Second. It has, I believe, been since discarded.

The mention above of a “vulgus” requires some explanation. Every

“inferior,” _i.e._ non-prefect, in the school was required every night

to produce a copy of verses of from two to six lines on a given theme;

four or six lines for the upper classes, two for the lowest. This was

independent of a weekly “verse task” of greater length, and was called a

“vulgus,” I suppose, because everybody--the _vulgus_--had to do it. The

prefects were exercised in the same manner but with a difference.

Immediately before going out from morning or from evening school, at the

conclusion of the day’s lesson, the “informator” would give a theme, and

each boy was expected then and there without the assistance of pen,

paper, or any book, to compose a couple, or two couple, of lines, and

give them _vivâ voce_. He got up, and scraped with his foot to call the

master’s attention when he was ready; and as not above five or ten

minutes were available for the business, a considerable degree of

promptitude was requisite. The theory was that these

compositions--“varying” was the term in the case of the prefects, as

“vulgus” in that of the inferiors--should be epigrammatic in their

nature, and that Martial rather than Ovid should be the model. Of course

but little of an epigrammatic nature was for the most part achieved; but

great readiness was made habitual by the practice. And sometimes the

result was creditable to something more than readiness.

I am tempted to give one instance of such a “varying.” It belonged to an

earlier time than mine--the time when _Decus et tutamen_ was adopted as

the motto cut on the rim of the five-shilling pieces. The author of the

“varying” in question had been ill with fever, and his head had been

shaved, causing him to wear a wig. _Decus et tutamen_ was the theme

given. In a minute or two he was ready, stood up, and taking off his

wig, said, “_Aspicite hos crines! duplicem servantur in usum! Hi mihi

tutamen nocte_”--putting the wig on wrong side outwards; “_Dieque

decus_,” reversing it as he spoke the words. The memory of this

“varying” lives--or lived!--at Winchester. But I do not think it has

ever been published, and really it deserves preservation. I wish I could

give the author’s name.

When at the end of the summer holidays in that year, 1820, I returned to

college, again brought down to Winchester by my father in his gig, I

confess to having felt for some short time a very desolate little waif.

As I, at the time a child barely out of the nursery, look back upon it,

it seems to my recollection that the strongest sense of being shoved off

from shore without guidance, help, or protection, arose from never

seeing or speaking to a female human being. To be sure there was at the

sick-house the presiding “mother”--Gumbrell her name was, usually

pronounced “Grumble”--but she was not a fascinating representative of

the sex. An aged woman once nearly six feet high, then much bent by

rheumatism, rather grim and somewhat stern, she very conscientiously

administered the prescribed “black-dose and calomel pill” to those under

her care at the sick-house. To be there was called being “continent;” to

leave it was “going abroad”--intelligibly enough. Tea was provided there

for those “continent” instead of the usual breakfast of bread and butter

and beer; and I remember overhearing Mother Gumbrell, oppressed by an

unusual number of inmates, say, “Talk of Job indeed! Job never had to

cut crusty loaves into bread and butter!”

I saw the old woman die! I was by chance in the sick-house kitchen--in

after years, when a prefect--and “Dicky Gumbrell,” the old woman’s

husband, who had been butler to Dean Ogle, and who by special and

exceptional favour was allowed to live with his wife in the sick-house,

was reading to her the story of Joseph and his Brethren, while she was

knitting a stocking, and sipping occasionally from a jug of college beer

which stood between them, when quite suddenly her hands fell on to her

lap and her head on to her bosom, and she was dead! while poor old Dicky

quite unconsciously went on with his reading.

But I mentioned Mother Gumbrell only to observe that she, the only

petticoated creature whom we ever saw or spoke with, was scarcely

calculated to supply, even to the imagination, the feminine element

which had till then made so large a part of the lives of ten-year-old

children fresh from their mother’s knee.

Perhaps the most markedly distinctive feature of the school life was the

degree in which we were uninterfered with by any personal

superintendence. The two masters came into the school-room to hear the

different classes at the hours which have been mentioned, also, when we

were “in chambers” in the evening, either during the hour of study which

intervened between the six o’clock dinner and the eight o’clock prayers

in the chapel, or during the subsequent hour between that and nine

o’clock, when all went, or ought to have gone, to bed; and subsequently

to that, when all were supposed to be in bed and asleep, we were at any

moment liable to the sudden unannounced visit of the “hostiarius” or

second master. The visit was a mere “going round.” If all was in order,

it passed in silence, and was over in a minute. If any tea-things were

surprised, they were broken, as before mentioned. If beer, or traces of

the consumption of beer, were apparent, that was all right. The supply

of a provision of that refreshment was recognised, it being a part of

the duty of the bedmakers to carry every evening into each of the seven

“chambers” a huge “nipperkin” of beer, “to last,” as I remember one of

the bedmakers telling me when I first went into college, “for all

night.” The supply, as far as my recollection goes, was always

considerably in excess of the consumption. If all was not in order,

“the prefect in course”--_i.e._ the prefect who in each chamber was

responsible for due order during the current week--was briefly told to

speak with the master next morning. And this comprises about all the

personal intercourse that took place between us and the masters.

Not that it is to be understood that any hour of our lives was left to

our own discretion as to the employment of it; but this was attained by

no immediate personal superintendence or direction. The systematised

routine was so perfect, and so similar in its operation to the movements

of some huge irresistible machine, that the disposal of each one of our

hours seemed to be as natural, as necessary, and as inevitable as the

waxing and waning of the moon. And the impression left on my mind by

eight years’ experience of such a system is, that it was pre-eminently

calculated to engender and foster habitual conceptions of the paramount

authority of _law_, as distinguished from the dictates of personal

notions or caprices; of self-reliance, and of conscious responsibility

in the individual as forming an unit in an organised whole. Of course

the eighteen prefects were to a much smaller degree coerced by the

machine, and to a very great degree active agents in the working of it.

And I was a prefect during three years of my eight in college. But at

first, when a little fellow of, say, ten years old, entered this new

world, it was not without a desolate sensation of abandonment, which it

needed a month or two’s experience to get the better of.

All this, however, was largely corrected and modified by one admirable

institution, which was a cardinal point in the Wiccamical system. To

every “inferior” was appointed one of the prefects as a “tutor.” It was

the duty of this tutor to superintend and see to the learning of his

lessons by the inferior, and the due performance of his written “prose”

and “verse tasks,” to protect him against all ill-usage or “bullying,”

and to be in all ways his providence and friend. These appointments were

made by the “informator.” The three or four senior prefects had as many

as seven pupils, the junior prefects one or two only; and the tutor

received from the parents of each pupil, by the hands of the master, two

guineas yearly.

In order rightly to understand the working of all these arrangements, it

must be explained that each individual’s place in “the school” and his

place “in college” were two entirely different things. The first

depended on his acquirements when he entered the college and his

subsequent scholastic progress. The latter depended solely on his

seniority “in college.” The junior in college was the last boy whose

nomination succeeded in finding a vacancy in any given year; and he

remained “junior” till the admission of another boy next year, when he

had one junior below him, and so on. Thus it might happen, and

constantly did happen, that a boy’s junior in college might be much

above him in the school, either from having come in at a later age, or

from being a better prepared or cleverer boy. And all the arrangements

of the domestic college life, the fagging, &c., depended wholly on

juniority “in college,” and had no reference to the place held by each

in the school. But all this seniority and juniority “in college” ceased

to operate in any way as soon as the individual in question became a

prefect. He had then equal authority over every “inferior,” whether such

inferior were his senior or junior in college.

It is evident, therefore, that the prefect’s authority was frequently

exercised over individuals older, bigger, stronger than himself; and for

the due and regular working of this system it was necessary that the

authority of the prefect should be absolute and irresistible. It was

traditionally supposed in college that for an “inferior” to raise his

hand against a prefect would be a case of expulsion. Whether expulsion

would have actually followed, I cannot say, for during my eight years’

residence in college I never remember such a case to have occurred. I

have heard my father and other old Wykehamists of his day declare that

no such absolute authority as that of a prefect at Winchester existed in

England, save in the case of the captain of a man-of-war. It should be

observed, however, in modification of this, that any abuse of this

authority in the way of bullying or cruelty would at once have been

interfered with by that other prefect, the victim’s tutor. An appeal to

the master would have been about as much thought of as an appeal to

Jupiter or Mars.

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