BY G―CK.

Pope Quin, who damns all churches but his own,

Complains that heresy misleads the town,

That Whitfield-Garrick does corrupt the age,

And taints the sound religion of the stage.

―Thou great infallible! forbear to roar;

Thy bulls and errors are revered no more:

Where doctrines meet with general approbation,

It is not heresy, but reformation.

_On Miss Biddy Floyd._ BY DEAN SWIFT.

When Cupid did his grandsire Jove intreat,

To form some beauty by a new receipt,

Jove sent and found, far in a country scene,

Truth, innocence, good-nature, looks serene;

From which ingredients first the dextrous boy

Picked the demure, the awkward, and the coy:

The Graces from the court did next provide

Breeding, and wit, and air, and decent pride;

These Venus cleansed from every spurious grain

Of nice, coquet, affected, pert, and vain:

Jove mixed up all, and his best clay employed,

Then called the happy composition, Floyd.

_On the Gravestone of a Blacksmith, buried in Chester Church-yard._

My sledge and hammer lie reclined,

My bellows too have lost their wind;

My fire’s extinct, my forge decayed,

And in the dust my vice is laid;

My coal is spent, my iron’s gone,

My nails are drove, my work is done;

My fire-dried corpse lies here at rest,

My soul, smoke like, is soaring to be blest.

_On a Monument intended to be erected for Mr. Rowe, by his Widow._

_Written before Mr. Dryden’s was set up._

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