TWELVE FEET OF NOSE. [102]

There was a poor old father, who was very poor indeed, and very

old. When he came to die, he called his three sons round his bed,

and said they must summon a notary to make his will. The sons looked

at each other, and thought he was doating. He repeated his desire,

and then one of them ventured to say:

'But father, dear, why should we go to the expense of calling in a

notary; there is not a single thing on earth you have to leave us!'

But the old man told them again to call a notary, and still they

hesitated, because they thought the notary would say they were making

game of him.

At last the old man began to get angry when he found they would not

do as he said, and, just not to vex him in his last moments, they

called the notary, and the notary brought his witnesses.

Then the father was content, and called them all to his bedside.

'Now, pull out the old case under the bed, and take out what you

find there.'

They found an old broken hat, without a brim, a ragged purse that

was so worn you could not have trusted any money in its keeping,

and a horn. [103]

These three things he bequeathed in due form of law, one to each of

his sons; and it was only because they saw that the man was in his

death agony that those who were called to act as witnesses could keep

from laughing. To the notary, of course, it was all one whether it was

an old hat or a new one, his part was the same, and when he had done

what was needful, he went his way, and the witnesses went with him;

but as they went out, they said one to another:

'Poor old man! perhaps it is a comfort to him in his last moments to

fancy he has got something to leave.'

When they were all gone, as the three sons were standing by, very sad,

and looking at each other, not knowing what to make of the strange

scene, he called the eldest, to whose portion the hat had fallen,

and said:

'See what I've given you.'

'Why, father!' answered he, 'it isn't even good enough to bind round

one's knee when one goes out hoeing!'

But the father answered:

'I wouldn't let you know its value till those people were gone, lest

any should take it from you; this is its value, that if you put it

on, you can go in to dine at whatever inn you please, or sit down to

drink at what wineshop you please, and take what you like and drink

what you like, for no one will see you while you have it on.'

Then he called his second son, to whose lot the purse had fallen,

and he said:

'See what I have given you.'

'Why, father!' answered the son, 'it isn't even good enough to keep

a little tobacco in, if I could afford to buy any!'

But the father answered:

'I wouldn't tell you its value till those people were gone, lest any

should take it from you; but this is its value; if you put your fingers

in, you'll find a scudo there, and after that another, and another,

as many as ever you will; there will always be one.'

Then he called his youngest son, and said:

'See what I have given you.'

And he answered:

'Yes, father, it's a very nice horn; and when I am starving hungry

I can cheat myself into being content by playing on it.'

'Silly boy!' answered the father; 'that is not its use. I wouldn't

tell you its value while those people were here, lest they should

take it from you. Its value is this, that whenever you want anything

you have only to sound it, and one will come who will bring whatever

you want, be it a dinner, a suit of clothes, a palace, or an army.'

After this the father died, and each found himself well provided with

the legacy he had given him.

It happened that one day as the second son [104] was passing under

the window of the palace a waiting-maid looked out and said: 'Can

you play at cards?'

'As well as most,' answered the youth.

'Very well, then; come up,' answered the waiting-maid; 'for the queen

wants some one to play with her.'

Very readily he went up, therefore, and played at cards with the queen,

and when he had played all the evening he had lost fifty scudi.

'Never mind about paying the fifty scudi,' said the queen, as he rose

to leave. 'We only played to pass away the time, and you don't look

by your dress as if you could afford fifty scudi.'

'Not at all!' replied the youth. 'I will certainly bring the fifty

scudi in the morning.'

And in the morning, by putting his fingers fifty times into the ragged

purse, he had the required sum, and went back with it to the palace

and paid the queen.

The queen was very much astonished that such a shabby-looking fellow

should have such command of money, and determined to find out how it

was; so she made him stay and dine. After dinner she took him into

her private room and said to him:

'Tell me, how comes it that you, who are but a shabby-looking fellow,

have such command of money?'

'Oh!' answered he quite unsuspectingly, 'because my father left me

a wonderful purse, in which is always a scudo.'

'Nonsense!' answered the queen. 'That is a very pretty fable, but

such purses don't exist.'

'Oh, but it is so indeed,' answered the youth.

'Quite impossible,' persisted the queen.

'But here it is; you can see for yourself!' pursued the incautious

youth, taking it out.

The queen took it from him as if to try its powers, but no sooner

was she in possession of it than she called in the guard to turn out

a fellow who was trying to rob her, and give him a good beating.

Indignant at such treatment, the youth went to his eldest brother

and begged his hat of him that he might, by its means, go and punish

the queen.

Putting on the hat he went back to the palace at the hour of dinner

and sat down to table. As soon as the queen was served he took her

plate and ate up all that was in it one course after another, so that

the queen got nothing, and finding it useless to call for more dishes,

she gave it up as a bad job, and went into her room. The youth followed

her in and demanded the return of his wonderful purse.

'How can I know it is you if I don't see you?' said the queen.

'Never mind about seeing me. Put the purse out on the table for me

and I will take it.'

'No, I can't if I don't see you,' replied the queen. 'I can't believe

it is you unless I see you.'

The youth fell into the snare and took off his hat.

'How did you manage to make yourself invisible?' asked the queen.

'Just by putting on this old hat.'

'I don't believe that could make you invisible,' exclaimed the

queen. 'Let me try.'

And she snatched the hat out of his hand and put it on. Of course she

was now in turn invisible, and he sought her in vain; but worse than

that, she rang the bell for the guard and bid them turn the shabby

youth out and give him a bastonata.

Full of fresh indignation he ran to his youngest brother and told

him all his story, begging the loan of his horn, that he might punish

the queen by its means; and the brother lent it him.

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