THE HAPPY HAZARDS OF THE CONTRANOME

You set forth your business to a crowd of villagers that have collected

around. It is simple enough. You want to speak to Luigi So-and-so. A

good-natured individual, who seems particularly anxious to help,

summarizes affairs by saying:

“The gentleman wants Luigi So-and-so.”

There is evidently some joke in the mere suggestion of such a thing;

they all smile. Then a confused murmur of voices goes up:

“Luigi—Luigi. . . . Now which Luigi does he mean?”

You repeat his surname in a loud voice. It produces no effect, beyond

that of increased hilarity.

“Luigi—Luigi. . . .”

“Perhaps O’Zoccolone?”

“Perhaps O’Seticchio?”

“Or the figlio d’ O’Zibalocchio?”

The good-natured individual volunteers to beat the surrounding district

and bring in all the Luigis he can find. After half an hour they begin

to arrive, one by one. He is not among them. Dismissed with cigars, as

compensation for loss of time.

Meanwhile half the village has gathered around, vastly enjoying the

fun, which it hopes will last till bedtime. You are getting bewildered;

new people flock in from the fields to whom the mysterious joke about

Luigi must be explained.

“Luigi—Luigi,” they begin again. “Now, which of them can he mean?”

“Perhaps O’Marzariello?”

“Or O’Cuccolillo?”

“I never thought of him,” says the good-natured individual. “Here, boy,

run and tell O’Cuccolillo that a foreign gentleman wants to give him a

cigar.”

By the time O’Cuccolillo appears on the scene the crowd has thickened.

You explain the business for the fiftieth time; no—he is Luigi, of

course, but not the right Luigi, which he regrets considerably. Then

the joke is made clear to him, and he laughs again. You have lost all

your nerve, but the villagers are beginning to love you,

“Can it be O’Sciabecchino?”

“Or the figlio d’ O’Chiappino?”

“It might be O’Busciardiello (the liar).”

“He’s dead.”

“So he is. I quite forgot. Well, then it must be the husband of

A’Cicivetta (the flirt).”

“He’s in prison. But how about O’Caccianfierno?”

Suddenly a withered hag croaks authoritatively:

“I know! The gentleman wants OTentillo.”

Chorus of villagers:

“Then why doesn’t he say so?”

O’Tentillo lives far, far away. An hour elapses; at last he comes, full

of bright expectations. No, this is not your Luigi, he is another

Luigi. You are ready to sink into the earth, but there is no escape.

The crowd surges all around, the news having evidently spread to

neighbouring hamlets.

_“_Luigi—Luigi. . . . Let me see. It might be O’Rappo.”

“O’Massassillo, more likely.”

“I have it! It’s O’Spennatiello.”

“I never thought of him,” says a well-known voice. “Here, boy, run and

tell——”

“Or O’Cicereniello.”

“O’Vergeniello.”

“O’Sciabolone. ...”

“Never mind the G—— d—— son of b——,” says a cheery person in excellent

English, who has just arrived on the scene. “See here, I live fifteen

years in Brooklyn; damn fine! ’Ave a glass of wine round my place. Your

Luigi’s in America, sure. And if he isn’t, send him to Hell.”

Sound advice, this.

“What’s his surname, anyhow?” he goes on.

You explain once more.

“Why, there’s the very man you’re looking for. There, standing right in

front of you! He’s Luigi, and that’s his surname right enough. He don’t

know it himself, you bet.”

And he points to the good-natured individual. . . .

These countryfolk can fare on strange meats. A boy consumed a snake

that was lying dead by the roadside; a woman ate thirty raw eggs and

then a plate of maccheroni; a man swallowed six kilograms of the

uncooked fat of a freshly slaughtered pig (he was ill for a week

afterwards); another one devoured two small birds alive, with beaks,

claws and feathers. Such deeds are sternly reprobated as savagery;

still, they occur, and nearly always as the result of wagers. I wish I

could couple them with equally heroic achievements in the drinking

line, but, alas! I have only heard of one old man who was wont

habitually to en-gulph twenty-two litres of wine a day; eight are

spoken of as “almost too much” in these degenerate days. . . .

Mice, says Movers, were sacrificially eaten by the Babylonians. Here,

as in England, they are cooked into a paste and given to children, to

cure a certain complaint. To take away the dread of the sea from young

boys, they mix into their food small fishes which have been devoured by

larger ones and taken from their stomachs—the underlying idea being

that these half-digested fry are thoroughly familiar with the storms

and perils of the deep, and will communicate these virtues to the boys

who eat them. It is the same principle as that of giving chamois blood

to the goat-boys of the Alps, to strengthen their nerves against

giddiness—pure sympathetic magic, of which there is this, at least, to

be said, that “its fundamental conception is identical with that of

modern science—a faith in the order or uniformity of nature.”

I have also met persons who claim to have been cured of rachitic

troubles in their youth by eating a puppy dog cooked in a saucepan. But

only one kind of dog is good for this purpose, to be procured from

those foundling hospitals whither hundreds of illegitimate infants are

taken as soon as possible after birth. The mothers, to relieve the

discomfort caused by this forcible separation from the new-born, buy a

certain kind of puppy there, bring them home, and nourish them _in loco

infantis._ These puppies cost a franc apiece, and are generally

destroyed after performing their duties; it is they who are cooked for

curing the scrofulous tendencies of other children. Swallows’ hearts

are also used for another purpose; so is the blood of tortoises—for

strengthening the backs of children (the tortoise being a _hard_

animal). So is that of snakes, who are held up by head and tail and

pricked with needles; the greater their pain, the more beneficial their

blood, which is soaked up with cotton-wool and applied as a liniment

for swollen glands. In fact, nearly every animal has been discovered to

possess some medicinal property.

But of the charm of such creatures the people know nothing. How

different from the days of old! These legendary and gracious beasts,

that inspired poets and artists and glyptic engravers—these things of

beauty have now descended into the realm of mere usefulness, into the

pharmacopoeia.

The debasement is quite intelligible, when one remembers what

accumulated miseries these provinces have undergone. Memories of

refinement were starved out of the inhabitants by centuries of misrule,

when nothing was of interest or of value save what helped to fill the

belly. The work of bestialization was carried on by the despotism of

Spanish Viceroys and Bourbons. They, the Spaniards, fostered and

perhaps imported the Camorra, that monster of many heads which has

established itself in nearly every town of the south. Of the

deterioration in taste coincident with this period, I lately came

across this little bit of evidence, curious and conclusive:—In 1558 a

number of the country-folk were captured in one of the usual Corsair

raids; they were afterwards ransomed, and among the Christian names of

the women I note: Livia, Fiula, Cassandra, Aurelia, Lucrezia, Verginia,

Medea, Violanta, Galizia, Vittoria, Diamanta, etc. Where were these

full-sounding noble names two centuries

later—where are they nowadays? Do they not testify to a state of

culture superior to that of the present time, when Maria, Lucia, and

about four others of the most obvious catholic saints exhaust the list

of all female Christian names hereabouts?

All this is changing once more; a higher standard of comfort is being

evolved, though relics of this former state of insecurity may still be

found; such as the absence, even in houses of good families, of clocks

and watches, and convenient storage for clothes and domestic utensils;

their habits of living in penury and of buying their daily food by

farthings, as though one never knew what the next day might bring;

their dread of going out of doors by night (they have a proverb which

runs, _di notte, non parlar forte; di giorno, guardati attorno],_ their

lack of humour. For humour is essentially a product of ease, and nobody

can be at ease in unquiet times. That is why so few poets are humorous;

their restlessly querulous nature has the same effect on their outlook

as an insecure environment.

But it will be long ere these superstitions are eradicated. The magic

of south Italy deserves to be well studied, for the country is a

cauldron of demonology wherein Oriental beliefs—imported direct from

Egypt, the classic home of witchcraft—commingled with those of the

West. A foreigner is at an unfortunate disadvantage; if he asks

questions, he will only get answers dictated by suspicion or a

deliberate desire to mislead—prudent answers; whoso accepts these

explanations in good faith, might produce a wondrous contribution to

ethnology.

Wise women and wizards abound, but they are not to be compared with

that _santa_ near Naples whom I used to visit in the nineties, and who

was so successful in the magics that the Bishop of Pozzuoli, among

hundreds of other clients, was wont to drive up to her door once a week

for a consultation. These mostly occupy themselves with the manufacture

of charms for gaining lucky lottery numbers, and for deluding fond

women who wish to change their lovers.

The lore of herbs is not much studied. For bruises, a slice of the

Opuntia is applied, or the cooling parietaria (known as “pareta” or

“paretone”); the camomile and other common remedies are in vogue; the

virtues of the male fern, the rue, sabina and (home-made) ergot of rye

are well known but not employed to the extent they are in Russia, where

a large progeny is a disaster. There is a certain respect for the

legitimate unborn, and even in cases of illegitimacy some neighbouring

foundling hospital, the house of the Madonna, is much more convenient.

It is a true monk’s expedient; it avoids the risk of criminal

prosecution; the only difference being that the Mother of God, and not

the natural mother of the infant, becomes responsible for its prompt

and almost inevitable destruction.[3]

[3] The scandals that occasionally arise in connection with that

saintly institution, the Foundling Hospital at Naples, are enough to

make humanity shudder. Of 856 children living under its motherly care

during 1895, 853 “died” in the course of that one year—only three

survived; a wholesale massacre. These 853 murdered children were

carried forward in the books as still living, and the institution,

which has a yearly revenue of over 600,000 francs, was debited with

their maintenance, while 42 doctors (instead of the prescribed number

of 19) continued to draw salaries for their services to these

innocents that had meanwhile been starved and tortured to death. The

official report on these horrors ends with the words: “There is no

reason to think that these facts are peculiar to the year 1895.”

That the moon stands in sympathetic relations with living vegetation is

a fixed article of faith among the peasantry. They will prune their

plants only when the satellite is waxing—_al sottile della luna,_ as

they say. Altogether, the moon plays a considerable part in their lore,

as might be expected in a country where she used to be worshipped under

so many forms. The dusky markings on her surface are explained by

saying that the moon used to be a woman and a baker of bread, her face

gleaming with the reflection of the oven, but one day she annoyed her

mother, who took up the brush they use for sweeping away the ashes, and

smirched her face. . . .

Whoever reviews the religious observances of these people as a whole

will find them a jumble of contradictions and incongruities, lightly

held and as lightly dismissed. Theirs is the attitude of mind of little

children—of those, I mean, who have been so saturated with Bible

stories and fairy tales that they cease to care whether a thing be true

or false, if it only amuses for the moment. That is what makes them an

ideal prey for the quack physician. They will believe anything so long

as it is strange and complicated; a straightforward doctor is not

listened to; they want that mystery-making “priest-physician”

concerning whom a French writer—I forget his name—has wisely

discoursed. I once recommended a young woman who was bleeding at the

nose to try the homely remedy of a cold key. I thought she would have

died of laughing! The expedient was too absurdly simple to be

efficacious.

The attitude of the clergy in regard to popular superstitions is the

same here as elsewhere. They are too wise to believe them, and too

shrewd to discourage the belief in others; these things can be turned

to account for keeping the people at

a conveniently low level of intelligence. For the rest, these priests

are mostly good fellows of the live-and-let-live type, who would rather

cultivate their own potatoes than quarrel about vestments or the

Trinity. Violently acquisitive, of course, like most southerners. I

know a parish priest, a son of poor parents, who, by dint of sheer

energy, has amassed a fortune of half a million francs. He cannot

endure idleness in any shape, and a fine mediæval scene may be

witnessed when he suddenly appears round the corner and catches his

workmen wasting their time and his money—

“Ha, loafers, rogues, villains, vermin and sons of _bastardi cornuti!_

If God had not given me these garments and thereby closed my lips to

all evil-speaking (seizing his cassock and displaying half a yard of

purple stocking)—wouldn’t I just tell you, spawn of adulterous

assassins, what I think of you!”

But under the new regime these priests are becoming mere decorative

survivals, that look well enough in the landscape, but are not taken

seriously save in their match-making and money-lending capacities.

The intense realism of their religion is what still keeps it alive for

the poor in spirit. Their saints and devils are on the same familiar

footing towards mankind as were the old gods of Greece. Children do not

know the meaning of “Inferno”; they call it “casa del diavolo” (the

devil’s house); and if they are naughty, the mother says, “La Madonna

strilla”—the Madonna will scold. Here is a legend of Saint Peter,

interesting for its realism and because it has been grafted upon a very

ancient _motif:—_

The apostle Peter was a dissatisfied sort of man, who was always

grumbling about things in general and suggesting improvements in the

world-scheme. He thought himself cleverer even than “N. S. G. C.” One

day they were walking together in an olive orchard, and Peter said:

“Just look at the trouble and time it takes to collect all those

miserable little olives. Let’s have them the size of melons.”

“Very well. Have your way, friend Peter! But something awkward is bound

to happen. It always does, you know, with those improvements of yours.”

And, sure enough, one of these enormous olives fell from the tree

straight on the saint’s head, and ruined his new hat.

“I told you so,” said N. S. G. C.

I remember a woman explaining to me that the saints in Heaven took

their food exactly as we do, and at the same hours.

“The same food?” I asked. “Does the Madonna really eat

beans?”

“Beans? Not likely! But fried fish, and beefsteaks of veal.” I tried to

picture the scene, but the effort was too much for my hereditary

Puritan leanings. Unable to rise to these heights of realism, I was

rated a pagan for my ill-timed spirituality.

_Madame est servie. . . ._

IX

MOVING SOUTHWARDS

The train conveying me to Taranto was to halt for the night at the

second station beyond Venosa—at Spinazzola. Aware of this fact, I had

enquired about the place and received assuring reports as to its hotel

accommodation. But the fates were against me. On my arrival in the late

evening I learnt that the hotels were all closed long ago, the

townsfolk having gone to bed “with the chickens”; it was suggested that

I had better stay at the station, where the manageress of the

restaurant kept certain sleeping quarters specially provided for

travellers in my predicament.

Presently the gentle dame lighted a dim lantern and led me across what

seemed to be a marsh (it was raining) to the door of a hut which was to

be my resting-place. At the entrance she paused, and after informing me

that a band of musicians had taken all the beds save one which was at

my disposal if I were good enough to pay her half a franc, she placed

the lantern in my hand and stumbled back into the darkness.

I stepped into a low chamber, the beds of which were smothered under a

profusion of miscellaneous wraps. The air was warm—the place exhaled an

indescribable _esprit de corps._ Groping further, I reached another

apartment, vaulted and still lower than the last, an old-fashioned

cow-stable, possibly, converted into a bedroom. One glance sufficed me:

the couch was plainly not to be trusted. Thankful to be out of the rain

at least, I lit a pipe and prepared to pass the weary hours till 4 a.m.

It was not long ere I discovered that there was another bed in this

den, opposite my own; and judging by certain undulatory and saltatory

movements within, it was occupied. Presently the head of a youth

emerged, with closed eyes and flushed features. He indulged in a series

of groans and spasmodic kicks, that subsided once more, only to

recommence. A flute projected from under his pillow.

“This poor young man,” I thought, “is plainly in bad case. On account

of illness, he has been left behind by the rest of the

band, who have gone to Spinazzola to play at some marriage festival. He

is feverish, or possibly subject to fits—to choriasis or who knows what

disorder of the nervous system. A cruel trick, to leave a suffering

youngster alone in this foul hovel.” I misliked his symptoms—that

anguished complexion and delirious intermittent trembling, and began to

run over the scanty stock of household remedies contained in my bag,

wondering which of them might apply to his complaint. There was court

plaster and boot polish, quinine, corrosive sublimate and Worcester

sauce (detestable stuff, but indispensable hereabouts).

Just as I had decided in favour of the last-named, he gave a more than

usually vigorous jerk, sat up in bed and, opening his eyes, remarked:

“Those fleas!”

This, then, was the malady. I enquired why he had not joined his

companions.

He was tired, he said; tired of life in general, and of flute-playing

in particular. Tired, moreover, of certain animals; and with a

tiger-like spring he leapt out of bed.

Once thoroughly awake, he proved an amiable talker, though oppressed

with an incurable melancholy which no amount of tobacco and Venosa wine

could dispel. In gravely boyish fashion he told me of his life and

ambitions. He had passed a high standard at school, but—what would

you?—every post was crowded. He liked music, and would gladly take it

up as a profession, if anything could be learnt with a band such as

his; he was sick, utterly sick, of everything. Above all things, he

wished to travel. Visions of America floated before his mind—where was

the money to come from? Besides, there was the military service looming

close at hand; and then, a widowed mother at home—the inevitable

mother—with a couple of little sisters; how shall a man desert his

family? He was born on a farm on the Murge, the watershed between this

country and the Adriatic. Thinking of the Murge, that shapeless and

dismal range of limestone hills whose name suggests its sad monotony, I

began to understand the origin of his pagan wistfulness.

“Happy foreigners!”—such was his constant refrain—“happy foreigners,

who can always do exactly what they like! Tell me something about other

countries,” he said.

“Something true?”

“Anything—anything!”

To cheer him up, I replied with improbable tales of Indian life, of

rajahs and diamonds, of panthers whose eyes shine like

moonbeams in the dark jungle, of elephants huge as battleships, of

sportive monkeys who tie knots in each others’ tails and build

themselves huts among the trees, where they brew iced lemonade, which

they offer in friendliest fashion to the thirsty wayfarer, together

with other light refreshment——

“Cigarettes as well?”

“No. They are not allowed to cultivate tobacco.”

“Ah, that _monopolio,_ the curse of humanity!”

He was almost smiling when, at 2.30 a.m., there resounded a furious

knocking at the door, and the rest of the band appeared from their

unknown quarters in the liveliest of spirits. Altogether, a memorable

night. But at four o’clock the lantern was extinguished and the cavern,

bereft of its Salvator-Rosa glamour, resolved itself into a prosaic and

infernally unclean hovel. Issuing from the door, I saw those murky

recesses invaded by the uncompromising light of dawn, and shuddered. .

. .

The railway journey soon dispelled the phantoms of the night. As the

train sped downhill, the sun rose in splendour behind the Murge hills,

devouring mists so thickly couched that, struck by the first beams,

they glistered like compact snow-fields, while their shaded portions

might have been mistaken for stretches of mysterious swamp, from which

an occasional clump of tree-tops emerged, black and island-like. These

dreamland effects lasted but a brief time, and soon the whole face of

the landscape was revealed. An arid region, not unlike certain parts of

northern Africa.

Yet the line passes through places renowned in history. Who would not

like to spend a day at Altamura, if only in memory of its treatment by

the ferocious Cardinal Ruffo and his army of cut-throats? After a

heroic but vain resistance comparable only to that of Saguntum or

Petelia, during which every available metal, and even money, was

converted into bullets to repel the assailers, there followed a three

days’ slaughter of young and old; then the cardinal blessed his army

and pronounced, in the blood-drenched streets, a general absolution.

Even this man has discovered apologists. No cause so vile, that some

human being will not be found to defend it.

So much I called to mind that morning from the pages of Colletta, and

straightway formed a resolution to slip out of the carriage and arrest

my journey at Altamura for a couple of days. But I must have been

asleep while the train passed through the station, nor did I wake up

again till the blue Ionian was in sight.

At Venosa one thinks of Roman legionaries fleeing from

Hannibal, of Horace, of Norman ambitions; Lucera and Manfredonia call

up Saracen memories and the ephemeral gleams of Hohenstaufen; Gargano

takes us back into Byzantine mysticism and monkery. And now from

Altamura with its dark record of Bourbon horrors, we glide into the

sunshine of Hellenic days when the wise Archytas, sage and lawgiver,

friend of Plato, ruled this ancient city of Tarentum. A wide sweep of

history! And if those Periclean times be not remote enough, yonder lies

Oria on its hilltop, the stronghold of pre-Hellenic and almost

legendary Messapians; while for such as desire more recent associations

there is the Albanian colony of San Giorgio, only a few miles distant,

to recall the glories of Scanderbeg and his adventurous bands.

Herein lies the charm of travel in this land of multiple

civilizations—the ever-changing layers of culture one encounters, their

wondrous juxtaposition.

My previous experiences of Taranto hotels counselled me to take a

private room overlooking the inland sea (the southern aspect is already

intolerably hot), and to seek my meals at restaurants. And in such a

one I have lived for the last ten days or so, reviving old memories.

The place has grown in the interval; indeed, if one may believe certain

persons, the population has increased from thirty to ninety thousand

in—I forget how few years. The arsenal brings movement into the town;

it has appropriated the lion’s share of building sites in the “new”

town. Is it a ripple on the surface of things, or will it truly stir

the spirits of the city? So many arsenals have come and gone, at

Taranto!

This arsenal quarter is a fine example of the Italian mania of _fare

figura—_everything for effect. It is an agglomeration of dreary

streets, haunted by legions of clamorous black swifts, and constructed

on the rectangular principle dear to the Latin mind. Modern, and

surpassingly monotonous. Are such interminable rows of stuccoed

barracks artistic to look upon, are they really pleasant to inhabit? Is

it reasonable or even sanitary, in a climate of eight months’ sunshine,

to build these enormous roadways and squares filled with glaring

limestone dust that blows into one’s eyes and almost suffocates one;

these Saharas that even at the present season of the year (early June)

cannot be traversed comfortably unless one wears brown spectacles and

goes veiled like a Tuareg? This arsenal quarter must be a hell during

the really not season, which continues into October.

For no trees whatever are planted to shade the walking population, as

in Paris or Cairo or any other sunlit city.

And who could guess the reason? An Englishman, at least, would never

bring himself to believe what is nevertheless a fact, namely, that if

the streets are converted into shady boulevards, the rents of the

houses immediately fall. When trees are planted, the lodgers complain

and finally emigrate to other quarters; the experiment has been tried,

at Naples and elsewhere, and always with the same result. Up trees,

down rents. The tenants refuse to be deprived of their chief pleasure

in life—that of gazing at the street-passengers, who must be good

enough to walk in the sunshine for their delectation. But if you are of

an inquisitive turn of mind, you are quite at liberty to return the

compliment and to study from the outside the most intimate details of

the tenants’ lives within. Take your fill of their domestic doings;

stare your hardest. They don’t mind in the least, not they! That

feeling of privacy which the northerner fosters doggedly even in the

centre of a teeming city is alien to their hearts; they like to look

and be looked at; they live like fish in an aquarium. It is a result of

the whole palazzo-system that every one knows his neighbour’s business

better than his own. What does it matter, in the end? Are we not all

“Christians”?

The municipality, meanwhile, is deeply indebted for the sky-piercing

ambitions which have culminated in the building of this new quarter. To

meet these obligations, the octroi prices have been raised to the

highest pitch by the City Fathers. This octroi is farmed out and

produces (they tell me) 120 pounds a day; there are some hundred

toll-collecting posts at the outskirts of the town, and the average

salary of their officials is three pounds a month. They are supposed to

be respectable and honest men, but it is difficult to see how a family

can be supported on that wage, when one knows how high the rents are,

and how severely the most ordinary commodities of life are taxed.

[Illustration: Sole Relic of old Taras]

I endeavoured to obtain photographs of the land as it looked ere it was

covered by the arsenal quarter, but in vain. Nobody seems to have

thought it worth while preserving what would surely be a notable

economic document for future generations. Out of sheer curiosity I also

tried to procure a plan of the old quarter, that labyrinth of

thick-clustering humanity, where the streets are often so narrow that

two persons can barely squeeze past each other. I was informed that no

such plan had ever been drawn up; it was agreed that a map of this kind

might be interesting, and suggested, furthermore, that I might

undertake the task myself; the authorities would doubtless appreciate

my labours. We foreigners, be it understood, have ample means and

unlimited leisure, and like nothing better than doing unprofitable jobs

of this kind.[1]

[1] There is a map of old Taranto in Lasor a Varea (Savonarola)

_Universus terrarum etc.,_ Vol. II, p. 552, and another in J. Blaev’s

_Theatrum Civitatum_ (1663). He talks of the “rude houses” of this

town.

One is glad to leave the scintillating desert of this arsenal quarter,

and enter the cool stone-paved streets of the other, which remind one

somewhat of Malta. In the days of Salis-Marschlins this city possessed

only 18,000 inhabitants, and “outdid even the customary Italian filth,

being hardly passable on account of the excessive nastiness and stink.”

It is now scrupulously clean—so absurdly clean, that it has quite

ceased to be picturesque. Not that its buildings are particularly

attractive to me; none, that is, save the antique “Trinità” column of

Doric gravity—sole survivor of Hellenic Taras, which looks wondrously

out of place in its modern environment. One of the finest of these

earlier monuments, the Orsini tower depicted in old prints of the

place, has now been demolished.

Lovers of the baroque may visit the shrine of Saint Cataldo, a jovial

nightmare in stone. And they who desire a literary pendant to this

fantastic structure should read the life of the saint written by Morone

in 1642. Like the shrine, it is the quintessence of insipid exuberance;

there is something preposterous in its very title “Cataldiados,” and

whoever reads through those six books of Latin hexameters will arise

from the perusal half-dazed. Somehow or other, it dislocates one’s

whole sense of terrestrial values to see a frowsy old monk[2] treated

in the heroic style and metre, as though he were a new Achilles. As a

_jeu d’esprit_ the book might pass; but it is deadly serious. Single

men will always be found to perpetrate monstrosities of literature; the

marvel is that an entire generation of writers should have worked

themselves into a state of mind which solemnly approved of such freaks.

[2] This wandering Irish missionary is supposed to have died here in

the seventh century, and they who are not satisfied with his printed

biographies will find one in manuscript of 550 pages, compiled in

1766, in the Cuomo Library at Naples.

Every one has heard of the strange position of this hoary

island-citadel (a metropolis, already, in neolithic days). It is of

oval shape, the broad sides washed by the Ionian Sea and an

oyster-producing lagoon; bridges connect it at one extremity with the

arsenal or new town, and at the other with the so-called commercial

quarter. It is as if some precious gem were set, in a ring, between two

others of minor worth. Or, to vary the simile, this acropolis, with its

close-packed alleys, is the throbbing heart

of Taranto; the arsenal quarter—its head; and that other one—well, its

stomach; quite an insignificant stomach as compared with the head and

corroborative, in so far, of the views of Metchnikoff, who holds that

this hitherto commendable organ ought now to be reduced in size, if not

abolished altogether. . . .

From out of this window I gaze upon the purple lagoon flecked with

warships and sailing-boats; and beyond it, upon the venerable land of

Japygia, the heel of Italy, that rises in heliotrope-tinted undulations

towards the Adriatic watershed. At night-time an exquisite perfume of

flowers and ripe corn comes wafted into my room over the still waters,

and when the sun rises, white settlements begin to sparkle among its

olives and vineyards. My eyes often rest upon one of them; it is

Grottaglie, distant a few miles from Taranto on the Brindisi line. I

must visit Grottaglie, for it was here that the flying monk received

his education.

The flying monk!

The theme is not inappropriate at this moment, when the newspapers are

ringing with the Paris-Rome aviation contest and the achievements of

Beaumont, Garros and their colleagues. I have purposely brought his

biography with me, to re-peruse on the spot. But let me first explain

how I became acquainted with this seventeenth-century pioneer of

aviation.

It was an odd coincidence.

I had arrived in Naples, and was anxious to have news of the

proceedings at a certain aviation meeting in the north, where a rather

inexperienced friend of mine had insisted upon taking a part; the

newspaper reports of these entertainments are enough to disturb

anybody. While admiring the great achievements of modern science in

this direction, I wished devoutly, at that particular moment, that

flying had never been invented; and it was something of a coincidence,

I say, that stumbling in this frame of mind down one of the unspeakable

little side-streets in the neighbourhood of the University, my glance

should have fallen upon an eighteenth-century engraving in a

bookseller’s window which depicted a man raised above the ground

without any visible means of support—flying, in short. He was a monk,

floating before an altar. A companion, near at hand, was portrayed as

gazing in rapturous wonder at this feat of levitation. I stepped within

and demanded the volume to which this was the frontispiece.

The salesman, a hungry-looking old fellow with incredibly dirty hands

and face, began to explain.

[Illustration: CanFishing at Tarantoyon]

“The Flying Monk, sir, Joseph of Copertino. A mighty saint and

conjuror! Or perhaps you would like some other book? I have many, many

lives of _santi_ here. Look at this one of the great Egidio, for

instance. I can tell you all about him, for he raised my mother’s

grand-uncle from the dead; yes, out of the grave, as one may say.

You’ll find out all about it in this book; and it’s only one of his

thousand miracles. And here is the biography of the renowned

Giangiuseppe, a mighty saint and——”

I was paying little heed; the flying monk had enthralled me. An

unsuspected pioneer of aviation . . . here was a discovery!

“He flew?” I queried, my mind reverting to the much-vaunted triumphs of

modern science.

“Why not? The only reason why people don’t fly like that nowadays is

because—well, sir, because they can’t. They fly with machines, and

think it something quite new and wonderful. And yet it’s as old as the

hills! There was Iscariot, for example—Icarus, I mean——”

“Pure legend, my good man.”

“Everything becomes legend, if the gentleman will have the goodness to

wait. And here is the biography of——”

“How much for Joseph of Copertino?” Cost what it may, I said to myself,

that volume must be mine.

He took it up and began to turn over the pages lovingly, as though

handling some priceless Book of Hours.

“A fine engraving,” he observed, _sotto voce._ “And this is the best of

many biographies of the flying monk. It is by Rossi, the

Minister-General of the Franciscan order to which our monk belonged;

the official biography, it might be called—dedicated, by permission, to

His Holiness Pope Clemens XIII, and based on the documents which led to

the saint’s beatification. Altogether, a remarkable volume——”

And he paused awhile. Then continued:

“I possess a cheaper biography of him, also with a frontispiece, by

Montanari, which has the questionable advantage of being printed as

recently as 1853. And here is yet another one, by Antonio Basile—oh, he

has been much written about; a most celebrated _taumaturgo,_

(wonder-worker)! As to this _Life_ of 1767, I could not, with a good

conscience, appraise it at less than five francs.”

“I respect your feelings. But—five francs! I have certain scruples of

my own, you know, and it irks my sense of rectitude to pay five francs

for the flying monk unless you can supply me with six or seven

additional books to be included in that sum.

Twelve _soldi_ (sous) apiece—that strikes me as the proper price of

such literature, for foreigners, at least. Therefore I’ll have the

great Egidio as well, and Montanari’s life of the flying monk, and that

other one by Basile, and Giangiuseppe, and——”

“By all means! Pray take your choice.”

And so it came about that, relieved of a tenuous and very sticky

five-franc note, and loaded down with three biographies of the flying

monk, one of Egidio, two of Giangiuseppe—I had been hopelessly

swindled, but there! no man can bargain in a hurry, and my eagerness to

learn something of the life of this early airman had made me oblivious

of the natural values of things—and with sundry smaller volumes of

similar import bulging out of my pockets I turned in the direction of

the hotel, promising myself some new if not exactly light reading.

But hardly had I proceeded twenty paces before the shopkeeper came

running after me with another formidable bundle under his arm. More

books! An ominous symptom—the clearest demonstration of my defeat; I

was already a marked man, a good customer. It was humiliating, after my

long years’ experience of the south.

And there resounded an unmistakable note of triumph in his voice, as he

said:

“Some more biographies, sir. Read them at your leisure, and pay me what

you like. You cannot help being generous; I see it in your face.”

“I always try to encourage polite learning, if that is what you think

to decipher in my features. But it rains _santi_ this morning,” I

added, rather sourly.

“The gentleman is pleased to joke! May it rain _soldi_ tomorrow.”

“A little shower, possibly. But not a cloud-burst, like today. . . .”

X

THE FLYING MONK

As to the flying monk, there is no doubt whatever that he deserved his

name.

He flew. Being a monk, these feats of his were naturally confined to

convents and their immediate surroundings, but that does not alter the

facts of the case.

Of the flights that he took in the little town of Copertino alone, more

than seventy, says Father Rossi whom I follow throughout, are on record

in the depositions which were taken on oath from eye-witnesses after

his death. This is one of them, for example:

“Stupendous likewise was the _ratto_ (flight or rapture) which he

exhibited on a night of Holy Thursday. . . . He suddenly flew towards

the altar in a straight line, leaving untouched all the ornaments of

that structure; and after some time, being called back by his superior,

returned flying to the spot whence he had set out.”

And another:

“He flew similarly upon an olive tree . . . and there remained in

kneeling posture for the space of half an hour. A marvellous thing it

was to see the branch which sustained him swaying lightly, as though a

bird had alighted upon it.”

But Copertino is a remote little place, already famous in the annals of

miraculous occurrences. It can be urged that a kind of enthusiasm for

their distinguished brother-monk may have tempted the inmates of the

convent to exaggerate his rare gifts. Nothing of the kind. He performed

flights not only in Copertino, but in various large towns of Italy,

such as Naples, Rome, and Assisi. And the spectators were by no means

an assemblage of ignorant personages, but men whose rank and

credibility would have weight in any section of society.

“While the Lord High Admiral of Castille, Ambassador of Spain at the

Vatican, was passing through Assisi in the year 1645, the custodian of

the convent commanded Joseph to descend from the room into the church,

where the Admiral’s lady was waiting

for him, desirous of seeing him. and speaking to him; to whom Joseph

replied, ‘I will obey, but I do not know whether I shall be able to

speak to her.’ And, as a matter of fact, hardly had he entered the

church and raised his eyes to a statue . . . situated above the altar,

when he threw himself into a flight in order to embrace its feet at a

distance of twelve paces, passing over the heads of all the

congregation; then, after remaining there some time, he flew back over

them with his usual cry, and immediately returned to his cell. The

Admiral was amazed, his wife fainted away, and all the onlookers became

piously terrified.”

And if this does not suffice to win credence, the following will

assuredly do so:

“And since it was God’s wish to render him marvellous even in the sight

of men of the highest sphere, He ordained that Joseph, having arrived

in Rome, should be conducted one day by the Father-General (of the

Franciscan Order) to kiss the feet of the High Pontiff, Urban the

Eighth; in which act, while contemplating Jesus Christ in the person of

His Vicar, he was ecstatically raised in air, and thus remained till

called back by the General, to whom His Holiness, highly astonished,

turned and said that ‘if Joseph were to die during his pontificate, he

himself would bear witness to this _successo.’”_

But his most remarkable flights took place at Fossombrone, where once

“detaching himself in swiftest manner from the altar with a cry like

thunder, he went, like lightning, gyrating hither and thither about the

chapel, and with such an impetus that he made all the cells of the

dormitory tremble, so that the monks, issuing thence in consternation,

cried, ‘An earthquake! An earthquake!’” Here, too, he cast a young

sheep into the air, and took flight after it to the height of the

trees, where he “remained in kneeling posture, ecstatic and with

extended arms, for more than two hours, to the extraordinary marvel of

the clergy who witnessed this.” This would seem to have been his

outdoor record—two hours without descent to earth.

Sometimes, furthermore, he took a passenger, if such a term can

properly be applied.

So once, while the monks were at prayers, he was observed to rise up

and run swiftly towards the Confessor of the convent, and “seizing him

by the hand, he raised him from the ground by supernatural force, and

with jubilant rapture drew him along, turning him round and round in a

_violento ballo;_ the Confessor moved by Joseph, and Joseph by God.”

And what happened at Assisi is still more noteworthy, for here

was a gentleman, a suffering invalid, whom Joseph “snatched by the

hair, and, uttering his customary cry of ‘oh!’ raised himself from the

earth, while he drew the other after him by his hair, carrying him in

this fashion for a short while through the air, to the intensest

admiration of the spectators.” The patient, whose name was Chevalier

Baldassarre, discovered, on touching earth again, that he had been

cured by this flight of a severe nervous malady which had hitherto

afflicted him. . . .

Searching in the biography for some other interesting traits of Saint

Joseph of Copertino, I find, in marked contrast to his heaven-soaring

virtues, a humility of the profoundest kind. Even as a full-grown man

he retained the exhilarating, childlike nature of the pure in heart.

“_La Mamma mia_”—thus he would speak, in playful-saintly fashion, of

the Mother of God—“_la Mamma mia_ is capricious. When I bring Her

flowers, She tells me She does not want them; when I bring Her candles,

She also does not want them; and when I ask Her what She wants, She

says, ‘I want the heart, for I feed only on hearts.’” What wonder if

the “mere pronouncement of the name of Maria often sufficed to raise

him from the ground into the air”?

Nevertheless, the arch-fiend was wont to creep into his cell at night

and to beat and torture him; and the monks of the convent were

terrified when they heard the hideous din of echoing blows and jangling

chains. “We were only having a little game,” he would then say. This is

refreshingly boyish. He once induced a flock of sheep to enter the

chapel, and while he recited to them the litany, it was observed with

amazement that “they responded at the proper place to his verses—he

saying _Sancta Maria,_ and they answering, after their manner, _Bah!”_

I am not disguising from myself that an incident like the last-named

may smack of childishness to a certain austere type of northern

Puritan. Childishness! But to go into this question of the relative

hilarity and moroseness of religions would take us far afield; for

aught I know it may, at bottom, be a matter of climatic influences, and

there we can leave it. Under the sunny sky of Italy, who would not be

disposed to see the bright side of things?

Saint Joseph of Copertino performed a variety of other miracles. He

multiplied bread and wine, calmed a tempest, drove out devils, caused

the lame to walk and the blind to see—all of which are duly attested by

eye-witnesses on oath. Though “illiterate,” he had an innate knowledge

of ecclesiastical dogma; he detected persons of impure life by their

smell, and sinners were revealed to

his eyes with faces of black colour (the Turks believe that on judgment

day the damned will be thus marked); he enjoyed the company of two

guardian angels, which were visible not only to himself but to other

people. And, like all too many saints, he duly fell into the clutches

of the Inquisition, ever on the look-out for victims pious or

otherwise.

There is one little detail which it would be disingenuous to slur over.

It is this. We are told that Saint Joseph was awkward and backward in

his development. As a child his boy-comrades used to laugh at him for

his open-mouthed staring habits; they called him “bocca-aperta”

(gape-mouth), and in the frontispiece to Montanari’s life of him, which

depicts him as a bearded man of forty or fifty, his mouth is still

agape; he was, moreover, difficult to teach, and Rossi says he profited

very little by his lessons and was of _niuna letteratura._ As a lad of

seventeen he could not distinguish white bread from brown, and he used

to spill water-cans, break vases and drop plates to such an extent that

the monks of the convent who employed him were obliged, after eight

months’ probation, to dismiss him from their service. He was unable to

pass his examination as priest. At the age of twenty-five he was

ordained by the Bishop of Castro, without that formality.

All this points to a certain weak-mindedness or arrested development,

and were this an isolated case one might be inclined to think that the

church had made Saint Joseph an object of veneration on the same

principles as do the Arabs, who elevate idiots, epileptics, and

otherwise deficient creatures to the rank of marabouts, and credit them

with supernatural powers.

But it is not an isolated case. The majority of these southern saints

are distinguished from the vulgar herd by idiosyncrasies to which

modern physicians give singular names such as “gynophobia,”

“glossolalia” and “demonomania”[1]; even the founder of the flying

monk’s order, the great Francis of Assisi, has been accused of some

strange-sounding mental disorder because, with touching humility, he

doffed his vestments and presented himself naked before his Creator.

What are we to conclude therefrom?

[1] Good examples of what Max Nordau calls _Echolalie_ are to be found

in this biography (p. 22).

The flying monk resembles Saint Francis in more than one feature. He,

too, removed his clothes and even his shirt, and exposed himself thus

to a crucifix, exclaiming, “Here I am, Lord, deprived of everything.”

He followed his prototype, further, in that charming custom of

introducing the animal world into his

ordinary talk (“Brother Wolf, Sister Swallow,” etc.). So Joseph used to

speak of himself as _l’asinelio—_the little ass; and a pathetic scene

was witnessed on his death-bed when he was heard to mutter:

“_L’asinelio_ begins to climb the mountain; _l’asinelio_ is half-way

up; _l’asinelio_ has reached the summit; _l’asinelio_ can go no

further, and is about to leave his skin behind.”

It is to be noted, in this connection, that Saint Joseph of Coper-tino

was born in a stable.

This looks like more than a mere coincidence. For the divine Saint

Francis was likewise born in a stable.

But why should either of these holy men be born in stables?

A reasonable explanation lies at hand. A certain Japanese statesman is

credited with that shrewd remark that the manifold excellencies and

diversities of Hellenic art are due to the fact that the Greeks had no

“old masters” to copy from—no “schools” which supplied their

imagination with ready-made models that limit and smother individual

initiative. And one marvels to think into what exotic beauties these

southern saints would have blossomed, had they been at liberty, like

those Greeks, freely to indulge their versatile genius—had they not

been bound to the wheels of inexorable precedent. If the flying monk,

for example, were an ordinary mortal, there was nothing to prevent him

from being born in an omnibus or some other of the thousand odd places

where ordinary mortals occasionally are born. But—no! As a Franciscan

saint, he was obliged to conform to the school of Bethlehem and Assisi.

He was obliged to select a stable. Such is the force of tradition. . .

.

Joseph of Copertino lived during the time of the Spanish viceroys, and

his fame spread not only over all Italy, but to France, Germany and

Poland. Among his intimates and admirers were no fewer than eight

cardinals, Prince Leopold of Tuscany, the Duke of Bouillon, Isabella of

Austria, the Infanta Maria of Savoy and the Duke of Brunswick, who,

during a visit to various courts of Europe in 1649, purposely went to

Assisi to see him, and was there converted from the Lutheran heresy by

the spectacle of one of his flights. Prince Casimir, heir to the throne

of Poland, was his particular friend, and kept up a correspondence with

him after the death of his father and his own succession to the throne.

Towards the close of his life, the flying monk became so celebrated

that his superiors were obliged to shut him up in the convent of Osimo,

in close confinement, in order that his aerial voyages “should not be

disturbed by the concourse of the vulgar.” And here he expired, in his

sixty-first year, on the 18th September,

1663. He had been suffering and infirm for some little time previous to

that event, but managed to take a short flight on the very day

preceding his demise.

Forthwith the evidences of his miraculous deeds were collected and

submitted to the inspired examination of the Sacred Congregation of

Rites in Rome. Their conscientiousness in sifting and weighing the

depositions is sufficiently attested by the fact that ninety years were

allowed to elapse ere Joseph of Copertino was solemnly received into

the number of the Blessed. This occurred in 1753; and though the date

may have been accidentally chosen, some people will be inclined to

detect the hand of Providence in the ordering of the event, as a

challenge to Voltaire, who was just then disquieting Europe with

certain doctrines of a pernicious nature.

XI

BY THE INLAND SEA

The railway line to Grottaglie skirts the shore of the inland sea for

two or three miles, and then turns away. Old Taranto glimmers in lordly

fashion across the tranquil waters; a sense of immemorial culture

pervades this region of russet tilth, and olives, and golden corn.

They led me, at Grottaglie, to the only convent of males now in use,

San Francesco, recently acquired by the Jesuits. In the sacristy of its

church, where I was told to wait, a slender young priest was praying

rapturously before some image, and the clock that stood at hand

recorded the flight of twenty minutes ere his devotions were ended.

Then he arose slowly and turned upon me a pair of lustrous, dreamy

eyes, as though awakened from another world.

This was quite a new convent, he explained; it could not possibly be

the one I was seeking. But there was another one, almost a ruin, and

now converted into a refuge for a flock of poor old women; he would

gladly show me the way. Was I a “Germanese”?[1] No, I replied; I came

from Scotland.

[1] _Germanese_ or _Allemanno_ = a German. _Tedesco,_ hereabouts,

signifies an Austrian—a detested nationality, even at this distance of

time. I have wondered, since writing the above, whether this is really

the place of which Rossi speaks. He calls it Grot-tole (the difference

in spelling would be of little account), and says it lies not far

distant from Copertino. But there may be a place of this name still

nearer; it is a common appellation in these honeycombed limestone

districts. This Grottaglie is certainly the birth-place of another

religious hero, the priest-brigand Ciro, who gave so much trouble to

Sir R. Church.

“A Calvinist,” he remarked, without bitterness.

“A Presbyterian,” I gently corrected.

“To be sure—a Presbyterian.”

As we walked along the street under the glowing beams of midday I set

forth the object of my visit. He had never heard of the flying monk—it

was astonishing, he said. He would look up the subject without delay.

The flying monk! That a Protestant should come all the way from “the

other end of the world” to enquire about a local Catholic saint of

whose existence he himself was unaware, seemed not so much to surprise

as positively to alarm him.

Among other local curiosities, he pointed out the portal of the parish

church, a fine but dilapidated piece of work, with a large rosette

window overhead. The town, he told me, derives its name from certain

large grottoes wherein the inhabitants used to take refuge during

Saracen raids. This I already knew, from the pages of Swinburne and

Sanchez; and in my turn was able to inform him that a certain

Frenchman, Bertaux by name, had written about the Byzantine

wall-paintings within these caves. Yes, those old Greeks! he said. And

that accounted for the famous ceramics of the place, which preserved

the Hellenic traditions in extraordinary purity. I did not inform him

that Hector Preconi, who purposely visited Grottaglie to study these

potteries, was considerably disappointed.

At the door of the decayed convent my guide left me, with sundry polite

expressions of esteem. I entered a spacious open courtyard; a well

stood in the centre of a bare enclosure whereon, in olden days, the

monks may have cultivated their fruit and vegetables; round this court

there ran an arched passage, its walls adorned with frescoes, now dim

and faded, depicting sacred subjects. The monastery itself was a sombre

maze of stairways and cells and corridors—all the free spaces,

including the very roof, encumbered with gleaming potteries of every

shape and size, that are made somewhere near the premises.

I wandered about this sunless and cobwebby labyrinth, the old woman

pensioners flitting round me like bats in the twilight. I peered into

many dark closets; which of them was it—Joseph’s famous

blood-bespattered cell?

“He tormented his body so continuously and obstinately with pins,

needles and blades of steel, and with such effusion of blood, that even

now, after entire years, the walls of his cell and other places of

retirement are discoloured and actually encrusted with blood.” Which of

them was it—the chamber that witnessed these atrocious macerations? It

was all so gloomy and forlorn.

Then, pushing aside a door in these tenebrous regions, I suddenly found

myself bathed in dazzling light. A loggia opened here, with a view over

stretches of gnarled olives, shining all silvery under the immaculate

sky of noonday and bounded by the sapphire belt of the Ionian. Sunshine

and blue sea! Often must the monks have taken pleasure in this fair

prospect; and the wiser among them, watching the labourers returning

home at nightfall, the children at play, and all the happy life of a

world so alien to their own, may well have heaved a sigh.

[Illustration: By the Inland Sea]

Meanwhile a crowd of citizens had assembled below, attracted

by the unusual novelty of a stranger in their town. The simple

creatures appeared to regard my investigations in the light of a good

joke; they had heard of begging monks, and thieving monks, and monks of

another variety whose peculiarities I dare not attempt to describe; but

a flying monk—no, never!

“The Dark Ages,” said one of them—the mayor, I dare say—with an air of

grave authority. “Believe me, dear sir, the days of such fabulous

monsters are over.”

So they seem to be, for the present.

No picture or statue records the life of this flying wonder, this

masterpiece of Spanish priestcraft; no mural tablet—in this land of

commemorative stones—has been erected to perpetuate the glory of his

signal achievements; no street is called after him. It is as if he had

never existed. On the contrary, by a queer irony of fate, the roadway

leading past his convent evokes the memory of a misty heathen poet,

likewise native of these favoured regions, a man whose name Joseph of

Copertino had assuredly never heard—Ennius, of whom I can now recall

nothing save that one unforgettable line which begins “O Tite tute Tati

tibi——”; Ennius, who never so much as tried to fly, but contented

himself with singing, in rather bad Latin, of the things of this earth.

_Via Ennio. . . ._

It is the swing of the pendulum. The old pagan, at this moment, may be

nearer to our ideals and aspirations than the flying monk who died only

yesterday, so to speak.

But a few years hence—who can tell?

A characteristic episode. I had carefully timed myself to catch the

returning train to Taranto. Great was my surprise when, half-way to the

station, I perceived the train swiftly approaching. I raced it, and

managed to jump into a carriage just as it drew out of the station. The

guard straightway demanded my ticket and a fine for entering the train

without one (return tickets, for weighty reasons of “internal

administration,” are not sold). I looked at my watch, which showed that

we had left six minutes before the scheduled hour. He produced his; it

coincided with my own. “No matter,” he said. “I am not responsible for

the eccentricities of the driver, who probably had some urgent private

affairs to settle at Taranto. The fine must be paid.” A

fellow-passenger took a more charitable view of the case. He suggested

that an inspector of the line had been travelling along with us, and

that the driver, knowing this, was naturally ambitious to show how fast

he could go.

A mile or so before reaching Taranto the railway crosses a stream that

flows into the inland sea. One would be glad to believe those sages who

hold it to be the far-famed Galaesus. It rises near at hand in a marsh,

amid mighty tufts of reeds and odorous flowers, and the liquid bubbles

up in pools of crystalline transparency—deep and perfidious cauldrons

overhung by the trembling soil on which you stand. These fountains form

a respectable stream some four hundred yards in length; another copious

spring rises up in the sea near its mouth. But can this be the river

whose virtues are extolled by: Virgil, Horace, Martial, Statius,

Propertius, Strabo, Pliny, Varrò and Columella? What a constellation of

names around these short-lived waters! Truly, _minuit praesentia

famam,_ as Boccaccio says of the once-renowned Sebethus.

Often have I visited this site and tried to reconstruct its vanished

glories. My enthusiasm even led me, some years ago, to the town hall,

in order to ascertain its true official name, and here they informed me

that “it is vulgarly called Citrezze; but the correct version is ‘Le

Giadrezze,’ which, as you are aware, sir, signifies _pleasantness”_

This functionary was evidently ignorant of the fact that so long ago as

1771 the learned commentator (Carducci) of the “Delizie Tarentine”

already sneered at this popular etymology; adding, what is of greater

interest, that “in the time of our fathers” this region was covered

with woods and rich in game. In the days of Keppel Craven, the vale was

“scantily cultivated with cotton.” Looking at it from above, it

certainly resembles an old river-bed of about five hundred yards in

breadth, and I hold it possible that the deforestation of the higher

lands may have suffocated the original sources with soil carried down

from thence, and forced them to seek a lower level, thus shortening the

stream and reducing its volume of water.

But who shall decide? If we follow Polybius, another brook at the

further end of the inland sea has more valid claims to the title of

Galaesus. Virgil called it “black Galaesus”—a curious epithet, still

applied to water in Italy as well as in Greece (Mavromati, etc.). “For

me,” says Gissing, “the Galaesus is the stream I found and tracked,

whose waters I heard mingle with the little sea.” There is something to

be said for such an attitude, on the part of a dilettante traveller,

towards these desperate antiquarian controversies.

[Illustration: Fountains of Galaesus]

It is an agreeable promenade from the Giadrezze rivulet to Taranto

along the shore of this inland sea. Its clay banks are full of shells

and potteries of every age, and the shallow waters planted

with stakes indicating the places where myriads of oysters and mussels

are bred—indeed, if you look at a map you will observe that the whole

of this lagoon, as though to shadow forth its signification, is split

up into two basins like an opened oyster.

Here and there along this beach are fishermen’s huts constructed of

tree-stems which are smothered under multitudinous ropes of grass,

ropes of all ages and in every stage of decomposition, some fairly

fresh, others dissolving once more into amorphous bundles of hay. There

is a smack of the stone ages, of primeval lake-dwellings, about these

shelters on the deserted shore; two or three large fetichistic stones

stand near their entrance; wickerwork objects of dark meaning strew the

ground; a few stakes emerge, hard by, out of the placid and oozy

waters. In such a cabin, methinks, dwelt those two old fishermen of

Theocritus—here they lived and slumbered side by side on a couch of sea

moss, among the rude implements of their craft.

The habits of these fisherfolk are antique, because the incidents of

their calling have remained unchanged. Some people have detected traces

of “Greek” in the looks and language of these of Taranto. I can detect

nothing of the kind.

And the same with the rest of the population. Hellenic traits have

disappeared from Taranto, as well they may have done, when one

remembers its history. It was completely latinized under Augustus, and

though Byzantines came hither under Nicephorus Phocas—Benjamin of

Tudela says the inhabitants are “Greeks”—they have long ago become

merged into the Italian element. Only the barbers seem to have

preserved something of the old traditions: grandiloquent and terrible

talkers, like the cooks in Athenæus.

I witnessed an Aristophanic scene in one of their shops lately, when a

simple-minded stranger, a north Italian—some arsenal official—brought a

little boy to have his hair cut “not too short” and, on returning from

a brief visit to the tobacconist next door, found it cropped much

closer than he liked.

“But, damn it,” he said (or words to that effect), “I told you not to

cut the hair too short.”

The barber, immaculate and imperturbable, gave a preliminary bow. He

was collecting his thoughts, and his breath.

“I say, I told you not to cut it too short. It looks horrible——”

“Horrible? That, sir—pardon my frankness!—is a matter of opinion. I

fully admit that you desired the child’s hair to be cut not too short.

Those, in fact, were your very words. Notwithstanding, I venture to

think you will come round to my point of

view, on due reflection, like most of my esteemed customers. In the

first place, there is the ethnological aspect of the question. You are

doubtless sufficiently versed in history to know that under the late

regime it was considered improper, if not criminal, to wear a

moustache. Well, nowadays we think differently. Which proves that

fashions change; yes, they change, sir; and the wise man bends to

them—up to a certain point, of course; up to a certain reasonable

point——” “But, damn it——”

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