CHAPTER LVI

THE UNIVERSITY OF THE STEEL TRUST

We set out for Pittsburgh; and we can take either the Baltimore and

Ohio, with a Johns Hopkins trustee for president and another Johns

Hopkins trustee for director, also a Pittsburgh trustee, a Princeton

trustee, a Lafayette trustee, a Teacher’s College trustee, a Lehigh

trustee for directors, also a Morgan partner and a First National Bank

director and two Guaranty Trust Company directors, and a trustee of the

University of Pennsylvania; or we can take the Pennsylvania Railroad,

which is interlocked with the Guaranty Trust Company, Massachusetts

Tech, Johns Hopkins, Princeton, Yale, the United States Steel

Corporation, Bryn Mawr College, Wilson College, the University of

Pennsylvania, the Girard Trust Company, and the University of

Pittsburgh. It is this Pittsburgh institution we are now going to

investigate, and we shall have no difficulty in tracing its financial

connections. As one of the professors remarked to me, “At Pittsburgh the

plumbing is all open.”

He might also have added that this plumbing has been “swiped.” In other

universities the members of the plutocracy who run things have put up at

least a part of the funds; in Pittsburgh they have made the people put

up the funds, while the interlocking directorate takes the honors and

emoluments. We saw Judge Gary being made a learned doctor of laws at

Northwestern University; and that was not so bad, because everybody

understands that this particular title is merely a compliment for

big-wigs and money-bags. But at the University of Pittsburgh they made

him a doctor of science, which is supposed to be a real degree; and if

you could plumb the depths of Judge Gary’s ignorance on every subject

except making money and killing men, you would appreciate the absurdity

of this academic performance.

The grand duke of Pittsburgh is Mr. A. W. Mellon, Secretary of the

United States Treasury, and reputed to be the third richest man in the

country; he is president of the Mellon National Bank, and vice-president

or director in a list of fifty-five great financial and industrial

organizations. As second grand duke he has his brother, Mr. R. B.

Mellon, vice-president of his bank, and vice-president or director of

fifty-six organizations—beating his brother by one! As active assistant

they have Mr. Babcock, mayor of Pittsburgh, lumber magnate and director

in a long list of corporations. There are twenty-seven other members of

this regal board, and any time a full meeting was held, they could

transact the business of most of the banks and steel companies of

Allegheny county. The typewritten list of their directorates, which lies

before me, fills ten solid pages. I know you don’t want to hear it all,

so I will just give a glimpse, here and there: a steel king, whose

father left him sixty millions; the treasurer of the Pennsylvania

Railroad, western lines; a coal operator, vice-president of a national

bank; the chairman of the Pittsburgh Plate Glass Company; a steel

magnate; a physician who married Standard Oil; the head financier of the

Thaw family; the chairman of a foundry company; a president of seven oil

companies; another representative of the Thaw family; the owner of

several newspapers; the president of an electric company; the president

of a foundry company; the manager of several aluminum companies, Mellon

enterprises; the president of the Heinz pickle palaces; a real estate

and coal man; the president of a national bank and three coal companies;

the president of a Mellon trust company; a United States senator and

Mellon attorney; a young steel magnate; the president of the Carnegie

Steel Company; two corporation lawyers; the head of the Carnegie

Institute, a Presbyterian clergyman, and the Episcopal bishop, who has

just fled from the smoky hell of the steel-country to his eternal

reward.

We saw at the University of Pennsylvania a peculiar arrangement, whereby

a private institution, entirely controlled by private plutocrats,

receives a subsidy every year from the state, and spends this money for

anti-social purposes. At Pittsburgh we see the same arrangement; the

state contributes nearly a million dollars a year to be expended by

these steel and oil and coal and railroad and money kings. This means in

practice that every year the chancellor of the university has to make a

deal with the political bosses. Finding himself inadequate to the task,

he has turned it over to a firm of lawyers, one member of which was

speaker of the legislature, and afterwards candidate for the Republican

nomination for governor. Those who put through the appropriation get ten

per cent of it; this is known as the “cut,” and is a regular custom—even

the public hospitals in Pennsylvania have to pay such tribute. There is

a network of graft, involving every kind of organization in the state;

the saloons, the doctors, the fraternal organizations—anybody who wants

special privilege or freedom to break the laws has to put up bribes. The

lawmakers protest against this or that steal, but when the orders come,

they vote. How big is the rake-off we may judge from the fact that the

mayor of Pittsburgh put up six hundred and ninety-five thousand dollars

to secure his election to an office which pays a salary of eleven

thousand dollars a year!

The people are helpless; they have no idea what is going on, because

they have no newspapers, the so-called newspapers of Pittsburgh being

merely house organs of the steel companies. The papers have an

association regulating their output and prices, also the number of

editions. They have agreed to issue no “extras,” and have put up a bond

of ten thousand dollars, which they forfeit if they violate this

agreement. At the time of the steel strike they flooded the country with

hysterical lies about the strikers; the record stands complete in the

report of the Interchurch Federation.

Pittsburgh University is another mushroom establishment, with five

thousand students and no ideas. The steel kings condescend to run it,

but they do not patronize it; the interlocking trustees send their sons,

not to Pittsburgh, but to the big Eastern universities. “Pitt” is

bitterly jealous of “Penn,” which is old and aristocratic and athletic.

For a time Pennsylvania refused to play football with them, and they

went to the state legislature, seeking to have this made a condition of

the state appropriations for their rival!

The chancellor of the university was a preacher named McCormick, but he

failed to “get the dough,” so he quit, and they put in ex-President

Bowman of Iowa University, a product of the Columbia University

educational machine. Bowman is known as “Mellon’s man,” but he also has

failed as a “vamp.” It appears that somebody tried to work a little

scheme on Grand Duke Mellon; it was announced in the newspapers that he

had made a gift of land worth two million dollars. The papers played it

up, with pictures of the Mellon brothers and fatuous interviews with

Chancellor Bowman. But Mr. Mellon came out with the statement that all

he had promised to do was to put up a hundred thousand dollars to secure

an option on the property. They are hard-fisted fellows, these steel

men, and as the saying is, they “have to be shown.” They can see that it

is worthwhile to train experts in steel-making, so Carnegie Tech is

taken care of; but when it comes to general culture, this Latin and

Greek stuff and highbrow ologies—they let the legislature do it!

The professors tell a story about Mayor Babcock, lumber magnate and

interlocking trustee. Chancellor McCormick wanted to advance a young man

in the chemistry department over the head of his senior, who was a Jew.

He explained in a meeting of the trustees that it would look all right,

because the Jew was not a Ph. D. Mr. Babcock, deputy grand duke of the

board, had fallen asleep, and now he opened his eyes suddenly. “Ph. D?

What the hell’s that?”

Needless to say, they don’t waste much time fooling about academic

freedom at the University of Pittsburgh. The nearest approach to a

radical that ever got into the place is a professor at the law school,

one of the twelve lawyers who signed the protest against

Attorney-General Palmer’s raids on the constitution of the United

States. There was a terrible uproar in Pittsburgh over this. The

professor received a letter of protest from the chancellor, and was

called in for a long argument. The new chancellor came in at this time,

and at the first meeting of the board he started his money “spiel.”

“Gentlemen,” said he, “the first duty before the university is to raise

six and a half million dollars.” But Mr. Babcock thought that the board

had another duty, which was to listen to him curse the radical

professor. The secret service department of the Steel Trust was put to

work, and there was a report on this professor, and he lost his chance

to become head of his department. “We must lie low now,” said the

chancellor. “We have a big program ahead.”

Needless to say, they are very devout at this University of the Steel

Trust. One of their grand dukes was the elder Mr. Heinz, distinguished

author of “Fifty-seven Varieties,” and proud owner of sixty-eight pickle

factories and forty-five branch houses. Mr. Heinz was an eminent

Presbyterian, and head of the World’s Sunday School Association, and

left a quarter of a million dollars to Pittsburgh University for a

building to teach Sunday School work. Naturally, therefore, it seemed a

dreadful thing to the interlocking trustees that the church should turn

traitor to their interests. Trustee Follansbee furiously attacked the

Interchurch World Movement report on the steel strike; at a meeting in

New York he said that it had set back the cause of Christianity fifty

years. And when the United States Senate sent out a committee to

investigate the strike—then suddenly the fighting steel kings discovered

what a handy thing it is to own an educational machine! Mayor Babcock

gave the senators a grand dinner-party, to which he invited his

chancellor and some of his trustees and deans, and these eminent and

disinterested gentlemen loaded the senators up with information

concerning the Bolshevik uprising in Western Pennsylvania.

Needless to say, there are no liberal movements of the students at this

university, and no “outside speakers” bringing them improper ideas. A

recent graduate writes to me:

One cannot describe the stupidity and ignorance of the students. Most

of them could never see beyond themselves; most of them attended

school to avoid working, for the sake of the diploma which at least

would give them more pay, if not secure them a better job, and some

even because they could not think of a better, easier, and happier way

to spend four years. The professors and instructors were even worse,

there being hardly one who could inspire a student.

Also needless to say, there is no organization of the professors; the

university has the “open shop” as well as “open plumbing.” At the time

of the Scott Nearing affair at Pennsylvania, there was a strong movement

for faculty representation, and several of the men who stood for this

movement were charged with insubordination and fired; others, who stood

by the authorities in order to curry favor, got promotions. A University

Council was established, but it proved a tender plant, and did not

survive in the smoke-laden atmosphere of the steel country. Chancellor

Bowman has now laid down the law, that all appointments are subject to

annual renewal; teachers are no different from other employes, and he

intends to run the university like a business concern. This is the sort

of talk that brings satisfaction to steel kings!

I was told about a professor who was brought before the chancellor, upon

the charge of having destroyed the religious faith of one of his

students. The boy’s father had complained, and it developed that the

professor, in a private talk with the boy, had been asked and had

answered questions about the divinity of Jesus. There was a solemn

council of the chancellor, the dean, and all the professors in this

department, and the chancellor drew up a statement for the professors to

sign, to the effect that they would do everything in their power to

avoid tampering with the religious faith of the students. They refused;

the utmost they were willing to sign was an agreement that they would

not go out of their way to tamper with the religious faith of their

students.

These men, of course, are teaching the scientific method, which is

incompatible with revelation; they know it, and the chancellor knows it;

all he asks is to avoid trouble with parents and interlocking trustees

who are making money out of the system of private monopoly, and wish to

keep the thoughts of their wage-slaves upon their future heaven and off

their present hell. A friend of mine tells me that, at the time of the

Braddock shootings the Pittsburgh professors “talked like

Bolsheviks”—but only among themselves! When it comes to public talking,

that is attended to by people like Mayor Garland, a former trustee, who

at a big meeting of faculty, students and alumni declared that “in a

community like Pittsburgh, which depends upon a high tariff for its

prosperity, it would be very wrong for any professor to advocate free

trade.” A friend of mine asks: “Was he joking?” I answer that one might

as well expect to hear a convocation of Catholic prelates joking about

the Immaculate Conception.

And while we are in this neighborhood we ought to make note of the

curious experience of Prof. G. F. Gundelfinger, author of “Ten Years at

Yale,” who was assistant professor of mathematics at the Carnegie

Institute of Technology, and wrote a personal letter to the president

protesting against an indecent orgy of the students, publicly conducted

and led by the president. The letter was sent to the president’s home,

and was opened by his wife; Professor Gundelfinger was fired a few days

later. He made a public fight, and the trustees dismissed the

president—but they did not take Professor Gundelfinger back!

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